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Call me an asshole, but I can't wait until my grandmother dies.
She's a giant pit that consumes money and time, and generally I feel depressed when I'm around her. Old people are a huge shackle on the leg of society (metaphor, +1 for me). How have old people ever been useful? When was the last time an old person told you a story you liked or helped you weed a garden?
Never. My grandmother sits on her ass all day reading about cats while stroking giant black hairs that come out of random spots on her face (read: gross).
If my life is fucking awesome when I'm seventy, I'm sure as fuck gonna kill myself. At least then I won't be sucking up Social Security and making my grandkids (probably not going to have grandkids, either because I hate them or I keep on telling everyone how much I despise oldies.)
Do old people actually enjoy their life? Do they go to underground old parties? Is the amount you get laid directly proportional to your age?
ARE THEY SECRETLY RICH?
No. They do nothing.
How much do old people take in taxes? Let's you a conservative estimate.
1,000,000 Old People x $30,000 A Year= $30,000,000 (I hope you could do that in your head)
With thirty million dollars, we could do some serious work on things that actually matter....
You should start a hilarious and edgy rant site.
Old people say the most interesting things, they're wise. They're priceless.
You have no concept of what is valuable in society.
BAN ME PLEASE
10-15-2007, 5:58 PM
Old people suck more than Paris Hilton at a bachelor party.
;)
But if there were no old people who would be there to make you take care of them?
instant oatmeal
10-15-2007, 5:59 PM
And who would be there to make everything smell like dying?
Mr Anorexia
10-15-2007, 6:01 PM
You should start a hilarious and edgy rant site.
You should start a hilarious and edgy rant site.
Audioslave
10-15-2007, 6:02 PM
You're a fucking moron. You want somebody to die because you don't like them? You are fucking little selfish cumstain on the earth. Should we also kill cripples because they're a burden on society? What about children? Bums? Fuck off. Your opinion doesn't matter.
Mr Anorexia
10-15-2007, 6:03 PM
YEAH WE SHOULD START KILLING PEOPLE ONCE THEY HIT THE AGE OF 50.
In my opinion everyone should die at age 25
Beefynick
10-15-2007, 6:08 PM
Let's kill all the old people, that is not genocide at all. Who cares that old people can share stories with you so you do not make the same mistakes as them, or even the few that are still teachers or professors. Why not kill them to.
I have a better idea, who about you just kill yourself Seven and you will not have to deal with old people.
You guys seriouslydon't realize how awesome old people are. They say the CRAZIEST shit.
Yeah, old people kinda creep me out when it's just me and them, but I'm not gonna go and kill em' cause of it.
Or should I? :think:
You should talk to old people as much as possible because they're fucking insightful.
Old people are interesting and hilariously racist, so they shouldn't be killed
The Fetus
10-15-2007, 6:19 PM
We'd have less crazy war vets.
Depends on the person really. I don't see how their age affects them.
buckfan
10-15-2007, 6:19 PM
Oldies should have their throats slit because they're lame -(way quotable by the way)
is that what you want?
My grandma is really funny unintentionally.
The only reason old people suck now is because we've got them drugged up worse than a 16 year-old orphan.
Matterialize
10-15-2007, 6:20 PM
Old people smell. It's the one reason why I don't visit my grandparents any more.
Mr. Crow
10-15-2007, 6:22 PM
1,000,000 x 30,000 is 30,000,000,000, not 30,000,000.
Moron.
instant oatmeal
10-15-2007, 6:27 PM
My grandparets are so kick ass. My grandpa is 75 and he is still really active, and doesnt smell like old! He used to be a rocket scientist.
Also, my g-ma is an amazing painter.
ArKaiN
10-15-2007, 6:27 PM
You guys are giving him what he wants. What he should be getting is infrac points for att whoring.
buckfan
10-15-2007, 6:30 PM
Nobody called me out on the fact that 16-year old orphans are druggies?
I guess its an accepted fact that I just made up.
From now on : Teenage orphans are druggies
You guys are giving him what he wants. What he should be getting is infrac points for att whoring.
See, you're cool becuase you flamed me. What is that I want? I actually had a question, but I forgot it. Hence the tag.
Yeah, I'm genocidal. I not really proud of it. I would prefer to like old people, but I can't. It's just how I was born.
But at least I'm not crazy. I'm not going to leave and kill everyone over the age of 70. I would agree that they're a good source of knowledge; theres no denying that.
Some people absolutely adore old people. I don't know, maybe it's their innocence.
I'm just a pessimist, so I look at everything thats wrong with them. I feel strongly that we'd be better off without them.
I stand corrected. I fucked my math up. Thirty billion. However, you're the only one who caught it, so you effectively called everyone who's posted before you a moron.
PS- @ ROB
Who said I'm trying to funny? It's just my opinion. =/
PPS- Oh, I guess some of that could mistaken for an ill attempt at humor. No, it was serious. Even the lay-ment statement. However, I appreciate you for understanding. =/
You are right; I was ranting.
Mr. Crow
10-15-2007, 7:10 PM
My Poppy can kick your ass, go eat lunch, and be back to kick your ass again before you hit the ground.
My Poppy can kick your ass, go eat lunch, and be back to kick your ass again before you hit the ground.
He can live then.
M'kay?
Wait, are you implying your dad eats quickly?
Beefynick
10-15-2007, 7:15 PM
I think if you were trying to be an attention whore I would have more faith in humanity (though I still think you were trying to be.) It scares me that people can be as stupid as you.
Audioslave
10-15-2007, 7:15 PM
No, no, no, no and nooooo. Don't even try it. That whole "Oh, I like you, my post doesn't apply to you...No, I didn't mean it like that...Oh, don't blame me..."
You said something, stick by it. You said we should kill everybody over 70, and stick by that. I want everybody to rip you up.
Mr. Crow
10-15-2007, 7:16 PM
Poppy is what I call my grandfather. My dad's not old. :(
Yes, he inhales his food. All real men do.
ArKaiN
10-15-2007, 7:19 PM
It's not like he means it. He's just making an inane open-ended statement to attract attention. Buckfan made a lame attempt at the same in this thread. He's just a noob that needs people looking at his thread.
No, no, no, no and nooooo. Don't even try it. That whole "Oh, I like you, my post doesn't apply to you...No, I didn't mean it like that...Oh, don't blame me..."
You said something, stick by it. You said we should kill everybody over 70, and stick by that. I want everybody to rip you up.
When you say kill, it sounds harsh. Which it is, but we don't need to MAKE it sound that way.
HA! Like I actually would make exceptions. Nope, his grandfather goes to. No exclusions everyone, sorry. Also, who said I liked him.... I don't dislike him, but he's an anonymous figure of whom my closest relation with is him flaming my shitty math.
Actually, old people with excellent state of mind and physical condition could live for the sole reason of not acting old.... So guess Krow's GF (grandfather you fucks) is spared.
"It's not like he means it. He's just making an inane open-ended statement to attract attention. Buckfan made a lame attempt at the same in this thread. He's just a noob that needs people looking at his thread."
I'm sorry, I should be more like you and make threads to impose my opinions on others, then flame people who think differently.
OWAIT
John Travolta
10-15-2007, 7:27 PM
Old people jumping on trampolines!
You should start a hilarious and edgy rant site.
maybe he should send maddox an email about makign an article on old people. :indiff:
1,000,000 x 30,000 is 30,000,000,000, not 30,000,000.
Moron.
Zing!
Seriusly though, seven, shut the hell up. Just think if you're grandmother wasn't alive, well, I don't think you'd be here telling us this on this forum right now would you?
John Travolta
10-15-2007, 7:31 PM
Hold on let me get my reading glasses.
maybe he should send maddox an email about makign an article on old people. :indiff:
Zing!
Seriusly though, seven, shut the hell up. Just think if you're grandmother wasn't alive, well, I don't think you'd be here telling us this on this forum right now would you?
Mmm. I see what you did there, through the whole post. :indiff:
I don't know (@ the last part).
It seems like dead people get made fun of. So, it's either a silent victory, or a pompous celebration/necrophilia jokes.
CnGy, gold is valuable.
Mmm. I see what you did there, through the whole post. :indiff:
I don't know (@ the last part).
It seems like dead people get made fun of. So, it's either a silent victory, or a pompous celebration/necrophilia jokes.
CnGy, gold is valuable.
Ugh...what did I do?
Beefynick
10-15-2007, 7:37 PM
Call me an asshole..
Am I the only one who picked up on this line? I think I can end this thread by saying, "Seven you are an asshole."
Thread over
Ugh...what did I do?
Fueled it.
If you guys are sick of me....
THEN STOP FUCKING POSTING. See? It gives me nothing to work with.
"Am I the only one who picked up on this line? I think I can end this thread by saying, "Seven you are an asshole."
Thread over"
Quoted for truth.
Fueled it.
If you guys are sick of me....
THEN STOP FUCKING POSTING. See? It gives me nothing to work with.
"Am I the only one who picked up on this line? I think I can end this thread by saying, "Seven you are an asshole."
Thread over"
Quoted for truth.
I think if we were truly sick of you and/or had the power we might Infrac you and/or ban you. :ahe:
I think if we were truly sick of you and/or had the power we might Infrac you and/or ban you. :ahe:
Awww, you like me.
Thats shweet.
Awww, you like me.
Thats shweet.
Bah, you come off as an asshat. Please be quiet.
Bah, you come off as an asshat. Please be quiet.
That sounds gross.
Yet erotic.
Kai, quiet.
Hysteria__
10-15-2007, 8:00 PM
Old people in general can be quite annoying, but I've read too much into history (WW2, specifically), and seen far too much video footage of the horrors of war to bitch too much about some old man that was a minor inconvenience at work or something like that.
What's LiveJournal?
And hey. I do know my maths.
|x|-2=-6+1
x=-9 or 9
SEE?
I learned that in the eighth grade, so bah. I don't get what the hell we're doing in ALG2, so I'm not posting any....
Also, a real man admits his fuck up and doesn't edit it.
I am homosexual
10-15-2007, 9:06 PM
Old people are very funny. My grandfather, who is 96, has been calling phone sex lines for about ten years. It's hilarious. Before my grandmother died and when I was a little kid, I caught them making out on the couch once. It was seriously just about the nastiest thing ever.
Old people are simply excellent. Especially when they swear or drink a lot.
davidmanman
10-15-2007, 9:07 PM
What's LiveJournal?
And hey. I do know my maths.
|x|-2=-6+1
x=-9 or 9
SEE?
I learned that in the eighth grade, so bah. I don't get what the hell we're doing in ALG2, so I'm not posting any....
Also, a real man admits his fuck up and doesn't edit it.
Um, you're wrong once again. There is no answer to that problem you just made up.
Kevosk
10-15-2007, 9:10 PM
Yeah, I'm genocidal. I not really proud of it. I would prefer to like old people, but I can't. It's just how I was born.
What a fucking cop-out, don't you dare say it's your genetics that makes you hate old people. It's an ignorant and misinformed choice more than anything, and I can sure-as-peas bet that you thought we'd all approve of how risqué and witty you are.
Modern-day old people are going to be dead before you have a career and have to pay for their health and pensions, so shut up with your whining.
InTransit
10-15-2007, 9:20 PM
I love old people. My grandparents are all awesome.
Also, even though it could've been a good thread of discussion on how much we all love old people, I'm going to dump this because seven fucked the thread up.
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