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InTransit
08-20-2007, 8:57 PM
So, a dwarf performer at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival had a skit with a vacuum cleaner. It didn't go very well. Read this (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=287933).
Casalen
08-20-2007, 8:59 PM
Awesome.
Raxo
08-20-2007, 9:13 PM
Little people are always funny.
I am homosexual
08-20-2007, 9:20 PM
At least it was a cheap blowjob. :P
lifesucks07
08-20-2007, 9:25 PM
How would they get the glue off? That seems like it could leave some nasty scars.
beermonster256
08-20-2007, 9:26 PM
Hahaha excellent. Not only exceptionally small, but thick as fuck too. A fine recipe for comedy!
Shmuh
08-20-2007, 9:40 PM
I wanna meet that guy.
Couch
08-20-2007, 10:14 PM
Little people always have the weirdest fetishes.
Chardon07
08-20-2007, 11:22 PM
LOL, the title says it all
Captain Insanity
08-21-2007, 9:10 AM
HA! I wonder if the audience could pick teh exact moment ke knew it had all gone wrong.

How would they get the glue off? That seems like it could leave some nasty scars.

Hospitals are usually well stocked with various solvents taht dissolve glues of different varieties, no scaring just waiting a few minutes while the solvent reacts.
xkittenxsocksx
08-21-2007, 9:22 AM
It brought back memories of willow, that was a fun film :D
Cristo
08-21-2007, 9:33 AM
Hilarious. Small people are funny.
gtrst7711
08-21-2007, 9:45 AM
Wow. I would hate to have my dick glued to a vacuum, but it would be great to see it happen to a midget.

My only question is, what was the act that he was trying to do with that?
itastenice
08-21-2007, 10:51 AM
I saw that guy when he was in the circus of horrors that came to my town.
Lag
08-21-2007, 11:29 AM
Ah, God's little punchlines.
Wiggy
08-21-2007, 11:51 AM
tough break :o

there; always one i suppose
AntiAnti
08-21-2007, 12:09 PM
Mmm, I'm gona see Circus of Horrors soon - it's coming to town. He better be there.
Commodity
08-21-2007, 6:03 PM
Ouch, that sucks. Get it?
CnGy
08-21-2007, 6:09 PM
"I wish the ground could just swallow me up."

That's how he should feel normally.
jewishjosh
08-22-2007, 2:06 AM
I swear someone got a Darwin Award for this once.
CnGy
08-22-2007, 2:08 AM
Must have been a small vacuum.
Venom
08-22-2007, 2:21 AM
Maybe one of those handheld battery powered ones.
gizzalove
08-22-2007, 2:36 AM
Quick and easy hair removal. I guess his brain matched his height.
CaptainGod
08-22-2007, 2:40 AM
Now THAT'S some real news, yeah...
Tyler_Legrand
08-22-2007, 7:19 AM
I read this in my local paper, but I never thought to post about it on Explosm =/
Godly
08-22-2007, 2:43 PM
He took stupid to a whole new level.
Niki
08-22-2007, 3:21 PM
I would kill a baby to have seen that.
LegacyShots
02-14-2008, 12:37 PM
I wanna meet that guy.
I'd want to meet anyone who tried that with vacuum
Cristo
02-14-2008, 1:14 PM
Why the fuck did you revive a 6 month old thread?
LegacyShots
02-14-2008, 2:27 PM
Why the fuck did you revive a 6 month old thread?

You're here aren't you?
Audioslave
02-14-2008, 2:27 PM
I'm not going to read the article, I'm going to let my imagination run wild
LegacyShots
02-14-2008, 2:46 PM
I'm not going to read the article, I'm going to let my imagination run wild

*starts imagining*
WOW :eyespop:
Pelican Man
02-14-2008, 10:08 PM
I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived.

:roffle: