Movie Quote Game

[Crabstick]

This existed before the apocalyptic wipe. Person above you posts a quote, you say what movie it's from and add your own (from different movie, naturally). If you don't know the answer don't post a quote.

You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't

[Gnomosxcual]

Pulp Fiction.

"Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?"

[instant oatmeal]

Super Troopers

Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know it takes a little, little while to find that out, right, Jim? And you... yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe... you should lift some weights, or uh, take a karate lesson and the next time he's tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.

[Jallen]

Donnie Darko

[While listening to Beethoven's Ninth Symphony] Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!

[Profane Methane]

A Clock Work Orange.

There's mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane.

[Shadowpriest]

Snakes on a plane, duh.

Its only a flesh wound.

[Mr.Tea]

Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail

Use the force, Luke!

[Spastic]

Star Wars

They had no honor in life, they have none now in death.

[Profane Methane]

Star Wars

They had no honor in life, they have none now in death.
Lord Of the Rings: Return of the king

Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

[green rubber bands]

Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

Wayne's World.



"Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. Until that day accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day."

[instant oatmeal]

The Godfather.

"A fake ID works better than a Guy Fawkes mask."

[green rubber bands]

"A fake ID works better than a Guy Fawkes mask."

V for Vendetta



"Rosebud..."

[Grim]

What if no one knows the answer to the quote? does the person have to edit there post to a different quote? because GRB's quote is too hard.

[Benjaman]

V for Vendetta



"Rosebud..."

Citizen Kane

"Warning: Assholes are closer than they appear" (Just watched that movie, by the way)

[Grim]

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective


"A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one."

[NVM]

Fight Club


"Well there was a fifty-fifty chance on which direction you'd take. You see we're both going right, you could've just as easily been going the same and if that happened it might have been awhile before you started to get scared. But now that the tables have turned and you're going left, I'm afraid you're gonna have to get scared...Immediately."

[Grim]

Grindhouse.

Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

(Just saw the movie.)

[instant oatmeal]

The Rock

"Who do you think the establishment is? It's just guys like me. Their desks are bigger, but their jobs aren't. They don't conspire, they buy boats."

[Hi_im_bob123]

Cube?

"This is Blasphemy, this is madness!"

[Metal Angel]

300.

"Like hammered shit."

[Grim]

Blade 2.


"Tell me what you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away."

[girlovesoneandall]

Final Fantasy VII

"Uhh Earth to Matilda, I was at a day spa. Day, D-A-I-Y-E. Okay?"

[Crabstick]

What if no one knows the answer to the quote? does the person have to edit there post to a different quote?

Surely someone will know, and even if you don't know off the top of your head it's not that hard to find out

"Uhh Earth to Matilda, I was at a day spa. Day, D-A-I-Y-E. Okay?"

Zoolander

Weeping blood comes merely from a derangement of the tear duct - nothing sinister.

[Profane Methane]

James Bond Casino Royale

"Come and get it! It's a running buffet!"

[girlovesoneandall]

Shaun of the Dead

"Why are you hiding back there? You don't have to hide from me - I'm Peg Boggs, your local Avon representative and I'm as harmless as cherry pie... "

[deadchild90]

Edward Scissor Hands

And props to Crabstick for bringing this thread back

"You don't know what death is!"
I 'm watching this entire series this week, gonna be fun

[girlovesoneandall]

Halloween II

"If you ask me, the guy's a few tacos short of a combination plate. "

[Crabstick]

"If you ask me, the guy's a few tacos short of a combination plate. "

Good Burger

Were you wearing the armadillo helmet?

[girlovesoneandall]

The Dukes of Hazzard

"You must like getting spanked, Farley. I guess it runs in the family. "

[Crabstick]

"You must like getting spanked, Farley. I guess it runs in the family. "

Mr Woodcock

Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?

[Zebbs]

There's Something About Mary.

"PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN, NOW!"

[Tempy]

Jingle All The Way

GTA, Motherfucker! Oh, yeah! Ten points.

[green rubber bands]

GTA, Motherfucker! Oh, yeah! Ten points.

Resident Evil: Apocalypse



"I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it."

[instant oatmeal]

Jay and Silent Bob

My gift is my song. And this one's for you. And You Can Tell Everybody That this is your song. It may be quite simple but now that it's done. I hope u don't mind I hope You don't mind That I put down in words... How Wonderful Life is Now you're in the world

[Grim]

Jay and Silent Bob

My gift is my song. And this one's for you. And You Can Tell Everybody That this is your song. It may be quite simple but now that it's done. I hope u don't mind I hope You don't mind That I put down in words... How Wonderful Life is Now you're in the world

I think thats song lyrics.

[Jallen]

Jay and Silent Bob

My gift is my song. And this one's for you. And You Can Tell Everybody That this is your song. It may be quite simple but now that it's done. I hope u don't mind I hope You don't mind That I put down in words... How Wonderful Life is Now you're in the world

Moulin Rouge

My father was fond of saying you need three things in life - a good doctor, a forgiving priest, and a clever accountant. The first two, I've never had much use for.

I think thats song lyrics.


If youre not going to play the game, dont post.

[Crabstick]

My father was fond of saying you need three things in life - a good doctor, a forgiving priest, and a clever accountant. The first two, I've never had much use for.

Schindler's List

Person 1: The only way to find out what story you're in is to determine what stories you're not in. Odd as it may seem, I've just ruled out half of Greek literature, seven fairy tales, ten Chinese fables, and determined conclusively that you are not King Hamlet, Scout Finch, Miss Marple, Frankenstein's Monster, or a golem. Hmm? Aren't you relieved to know you're not a golem?
Person 2: Yes. I am relieved to know that I am not a golem.
Person 1: Good. Do you have magical powers?

[Ozz]

Schindler's List

Person 1: The only way to find out what story you're in is to determine what stories you're not in. Odd as it may seem, I've just ruled out half of Greek literature, seven fairy tales, ten Chinese fables, and determined conclusively that you are not King Hamlet, Scout Finch, Miss Marple, Frankenstein's Monster, or a golem. Hmm? Aren't you relieved to know you're not a golem?
Person 2: Yes. I am relieved to know that I am not a golem.
Person 1: Good. Do you have magical powers?

Stranger Than Fiction.

With his own sword he cut through the English forces like... [Person 2]: Moses through the red sea.

[MushBrains]

BRAVEHEART!!!

Hmm. I guess that's how life is, isn't it? Some people are drenched, freezing to death, on a stupid boat, with a stupid hat, while others are in a comfy news studio, suckin' up all the glory. Oh, well. No big deal.

[instant oatmeal]

Bruce Almighty

"What's that ringing? Do I have a tumor? "

[Savvy]

Grandma's Boy

"I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."

[Grim]

Full Metal Jacket.


"Nothing is impossible, Mr. Angier. What you want is simply expensive."

[Benjaman]

Full Metal Jacket.


"Nothing is impossible, Mr. Angier. What you want is simply expensive."

The Prestige


I'm your density.

[Veeduck]

Back to the Future?

"And what he did was, he started up a club called the Ku Klux Klan. They'd all dress up in their robes and their bedsheets and act like a bunch of ghosts or spooks or something."

[Ozz]

Back to the Future?

"And what he did was, he started up a club called the Ku Klux Klan. They'd all dress up in their robes and their bedsheets and act like a bunch of ghosts or spooks or something."

Forest Gump, DUH :P

"I could dance with you till the cows come home...On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home."

[Jallen]

Duck Soup


Damn your eyes!

[Crabstick]

Damn your eyes!

I believe that would be Young Frankenstein

There's enough C-4 on this thing to put a hole in the world!

[Grim]

Speed. (Love that movie.)

"That could be any body's Pig Crap silo."

[green rubber bands]

The Simpsons Movie



Maybe I did it because kids need to know that sometimes... dead is better.

[Crabstick]

Maybe I did it because kids need to know that sometimes... dead is better.

Pet Sematary

Person 1: What are you doing here? How do you know where I live?
Person 2: It's called the Freedom of Information Act. The hippies finally got something right! Ha-ha! Just kidding. But not really.

[green rubber bands]

Dodgeball


This is what I've seen in the four weeks since infection: people killing people. Which is much what I saw in the four weeks before infection, and the four weeks before that. And before that, as far back as I care to remember. People killing people. Which, to my mind, puts us in a state of normality right now.

[Tempest]

28 Days Later

"So when you say psychosomatic, you mean like... He could start a fire with his thoughts?"

[Dauntasa]

Talladega nights


"Hey, I'm the innocent victim here. I just got jumped by a coked up whore and a fucking crazy dentist."

[Crabstick]

"Hey, I'm the innocent victim here. I just got jumped by a coked up whore and a fucking crazy dentist."

Twelve Monkeys

I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game *featuring you*, while singing your own song in a new commercial, *starring you*, broadcast during the Superbowl, in a game that you are winning, and I will not *sleep* until that happens. I'll give you fifteen minutes to call me back.

[G_Havoc]

Jerry Maguire


"One day the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect."

[instant oatmeal]

Goodfellas

"You know, I think this Christmas thing Is not as tricky as it seems, And why should they have all the fun? It should belong to anyone! Not anyone, in fact, but me! Why, I could make a Christmas tree, And there's no reason I can find I couldn't handle Christmas time! I bet I could improve it, too, And that's exactly what I'll do!"

[Grim]

The nightmare before Christmas.

[Part of the ship comes off of the ship.]
Person 1: What was that?
Person 2: Did you see that?
Person 1: Was that the primary buffer panel?
Person 2: It did seem to resemble—
Person 1: Did the primary buffer panel just fall off my gorram ship for no apparent reason?
[The ship shudders.]
Person 2: Looks like.
Person 1: I thought Kaylee just checked the entry couplings. I have a very clear memory of it!
Person 2: Yeah well, if she doesn't give us some extra flow from the engine room to offset the burn-through, this landing is going to get pretty interesting.
Person 1: Define interesting!
Person 2: [deadpan] "Oh god, oh god, we're all gonna die"?
Person 1: [on the ship intercom] This is the captain, we have a lil' problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight… turbulence, and then… explode. [to Person 2] Can you shave the vector?
Person 2: I'm doing it! It's not enough.
Person 1: Just get us on the ground!
Person 2: That part will happen pretty definitely.

[Dauntasa]

Serenity

"Person1(being attacked by a monster): Aaaaahhhh!
Person2:*shoots Person1 in the heart with a sniper rifle* And I'd expect the rest of you to do the same for me."

[Crabstick]

"Person1(being attacked by a monster): Aaaaahhhh!
Person2:*shoots Person1 in the head with a sniper rifle* And I'd expect the rest of you to do the same for me."

Starship Troopers (and he shot him in the heart, not the head)

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend

[deadchild90]

Old School

"I knew your sister. She was a homicidal bitch."

[OddKid506]

Resident Evil Extinction

"Hey, there's no floor! There's no ground! Wait a minute, I've got it... There is a floor. You're making it look like there's no ground, to see if I would be scared and run back and go, "Monty! Monty! There's no floor!" Oh there's a floor, Monty!"

*Flips a coin off the edge and waits for it to hit the ground*

"THERE'S NO FLOOR!!!"

[Tempest]

The Golden Child (+cool points for OddKidd)

"Are you classified as human?"

"Negative, I am a meat popsicle."

[Metal Angel]

The Fifth Element.

"I will always be puzzled by the human predilection for piloting vehicles at unsafe velocities."

[Ozz]

Star Trek Nemesis

Person 1: Got blunt?
Person 2: Got weed?

[Crabstick]

Person 1: Got blunt?
Person 2: Got weed?

How High. Awful film

You know, I've tried all sorts of moisturisers. I even went fragrance free for a whole year. Now my sister, she uses some kind of uh... uh... uh... uh... aloe vera with a little sunscreen in it, and ideally, we should all wear gloves when going to bed, but I found out that that creates a kind of an interference with my... social agenda, you know what I mean.

[Tempest]

How High. Awful film

You know, I've tried all sorts of moisturisers. I even went fragrance free for a whole year. Now my sister, she uses some kind of uh... uh... uh... uh... aloe vera with a little sunscreen in it, and ideally, we should all wear gloves when going to bed, but I found out that that creates a kind of an interference with my... social agenda, you know what I mean.

Ocean's Eleven, Frank is awesome.

"Max, look, it's the Leaning Tower of Cheesa!"

[instant oatmeal]

A Goofy Movie

Danbury wasn't a prison, it was a crime school. I went in with a Bachelor of marijuana, came out with a Doctorate of cocaine.

[FelonyMelanie]

Blow (great movie)

next: "'Kill me but don't hurt the girl!' God, Robert...you should be on television!!"

[Grim]

A Life Less Ordinary.


Read it, control it, unhinge it. In the past it was often the Dark Lord's pleasure to invade the minds of his victims, creating visions designed to torture them into madness. Only after extracting the last exquisite ounce of agony, only when he had them litterly begging for death would he finally... kill them. Used properly, the power of Occlumency will help shield you from access or influence. In these lessons I will attempt to penetrate your mind. You will attempt to resist. Prepare yourself! Legillimens!

[crustaceanation]

Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix

"It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis."

[Jallen]

Reservoir Dogs

Person 1: You didn't think it was going be that easy, did you?
Person 2: You know, for a second there, yes, I did.
Person 1: Silly rabbit.*
Person 2: Trix are for...
Person 1: ...kids

[OddKid506]

Kill Bill Vol 1

"I gotta take a dump."

[deadchild90]

There are actually plenty of movies that say that so I'm gonna say the first one that comes to mind.

Shallow Hal

"I'm here to get clean so I can go back to killing full time."

[deadchild90]

So do i win?

[Shadowpriest]

So do i win?

Well, this has happened before, in the original thread before the event, what they did was either you post a new quote or somebody else posts theirs.

[deadchild90]

Well the answer was You Kill Me, so thats one for me

"Oh my god, your on fire!"
"Ya think!"

Fairly easy one

[deadchild90]

Jesus Christ guys, that was an easy one

Fantastic Four: rise of the silver surfer

"awww...look at the little birdie. Polly wanna cracker?"
"Polly want s your momma's sweet ass"

[Crabstick]

Jesus Christ guys, that was an easy one

How about giving it more than 11 hours for someone to reply. The aim of this is not to try and confuse everyone, you're meant to keep the thread alive.

"awww...look at the little birdie. Polly wanna cracker?"
[B]"Polly want s your momma's sweet ass"

Scary Movie 2

The enemy outnumber us a paltry 3 to 1, good odds for any Greek.

[DarkManX_BG]

The enemy outnumber us a paltry 3 to 1, good odds for any Greek.
300

"Person: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
Cab Driver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat."

[NoLsKi]

300

"Person: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
Cab Driver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat."

Old School

"Oh no! You've lost your arms in battle... but you grew some nice boobs!"

[Johnny]

Robin Hood: Men in tights

"Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away!"

[Grim]

Life of Brian.


What was the point of all those push-ups if you can't even lift a bloody log?

[the_alpha_male]

Batman begins

I'll tell you what he said! He asked me to forcibly insert the Lifeline exercise card into my anus!

[Crabstick]

I'll tell you what he said! He asked me to forcibly insert the Lifeline exercise card into my anus!

Donnie Darko

Person 1: First, you must roll up your pants.
Person 2: Okay.
Person 1: Rolling?
Person 2: Rolling.
Person 1: Rolling?
Person 3: Rolling.
Person 1: Come on, don't be stingy! Show some leg!

[Zebbs]

The Producers

"The funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock"

[TheLameSauce]

Super Bad

"You go with the army?"
"My call is with the army."
"Then you go to certain death!"
"All death is certain."

[Crabstick]

"You go with the army?"
"My call is with the army."
"Then you go to certain death!"
"All death is certain."

Kingdom of Heaven. Man that film sucked.

Person 1: So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yarbles!
Person 2: Wow. You guys are on a completely different level of swearing here.

[Jallen]

Eurotrip.


Paulie wants your momma's sweet ass!

[wasted space]

Scary Movie 2 (although that's been done)

Can't you stop saying fuck all the time?

[Hats of!]

Scarface

"Dave, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move."

[Majx]

Scarface

"Dave, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move."

2001 A Space Odyssey.



"I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off."

[Hats of!]

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

It may disturb you. It scares the willies out of me.

[InkInYourEye72]

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

I got an alternative, yeah, yeah, I got an alternative. Let's get in that old whirly-bird, find us an island some place, get juiced up and spend what time we got left soakin' up some sunshine! How's that?

[wasted space]

Day of the dead

person one: Take the best orgasm you've ever had... multiply it by a thousand, and you're still nowhere near it.

person two: It beats any meat injection. That beats any fucking cock in the world.

[Grim]

Trainspotting.

Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.

[Jallen]

Fight Club

One man's trash is another man's Potpourri.

[blltmssgy]

How the Grinch Stole Christmas
(thank you IMDb)

Person 1: "What are you qualifications?"
Person 2: "Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?"

[NVM]

Beetlejuice.


The dead have been covered with lime. The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.

[green rubber bands]

The dead have been covered with lime. The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.

Full Metal Jacket


Person 1: It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Person 2: Hit it.

[Aesthesis]

The Blues Brothers

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning, smells almost like... victory."

[Crabstick]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning, smells almost like... victory."

Apocalypse Now

"Son, I'm a lot of things. A liar's not one of them. Especially not in front of my mammy. Hey, Mammy!"
[She gives him the finger]
"Oh don't be like that! If I had a rock I'd bust your head bitch. I tell you man, she deaf."

[sparta47]

Transformers

Person 1: "Put your tongue in her mouth, for Christ's sake!"
Person 2: "How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth?"

[deadchild90]

Transformers

"I don't believe in suicide, but if you'd like to try it, it might cheer me up to watch."

[I eat shit for a living]

Transformers

Person 1: "Put your tongue in her mouth, for Christ's sake!"
Person 2: "How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth?"

Orgazmo.

"Which way you going, left or right?"
"Right."
"Oh, that's too bad..."
"Why?"
"Because it was a fifty fifty shot on whether you'd be going left or right. You see we're both going left. You could have just as easily been going left, too. And if that was the case, it would have been a while before you started getting scared. But since you're going the other way, I'm afraid you're gonna have to start getting scared immediately."

[Metal Angel]

"I don't believe in suicide, but if you'd like to try it, it might cheer me up to watch."

Simpsons Movie. But considering you posted after the other guy it's not a valid entry. So I won't make another quote, since I don't know the answer to the other one.

[Majx]

Orgazmo.

"Which way you going, left or right?"
"Right."
"Oh, that's too bad..."
"Why?"
"Because it was a fifty fifty shot on whether you'd be going left or right. You see we're both going left. You could have just as easily been going left, too. And if that was the case, it would have been a while before you started getting scared. But since you're going the other way, I'm afraid you're gonna have to start getting scared immediately."


Deathproof.





I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle.

[wasted space]

Devils rejects

Person one: Where's the girl?

Person two: You tried to kill me!

Person one: If I tried to do that your head would be splattered all over this field - now where's the girl?

[Panda]

Devils rejects

Person one: Where's the girl?

Person two: You tried to kill me!

Person one: If I tried to do that your head would be splattered all over this field - now where's the girl?

Dirty Harry


"Death smiles at us all, all a man can do is smile back."

[InkInYourEye72]

Gladiator

"You have a serious problem of distorting reality. You could sleep with the entire planet and still feel rejected."

[Hats of!]

The Science Of Sleep

Look, it's a school of whales.

[Penis_Captivus]

La Science des Reves.


Person 1: Don't do shit unless.

Person 2: Unless what?

Person 1: Unless you do it first.

Person 2: Spoken like a true prodigy. How about you, Lash LaRue? You think you can keep your spurs from jinglin' and janglin'?

[blltmssgy]

Pulp Fiction

Do not fear, we are now armed with mighty joint!

[Grim]

History of the World.


Guy 1: Yah I know this place pretty good, I went to law school here.
Guy 2: In Costco?
Guy 1: Yah I couldn't believe it myself, luckily my dad was an alumnus and pulled some strings.

[blltmssgy]

Idiocracy

Person 1: A man drink like that he gonna kill himself.
Person 2: When?
Person 1: What's your name?
Person 2: Jim, but most people just call me.... Jim.
Person 1: Well Jim, what do you like to do?
Person 2: I like to play chess... and screw.
Person 1: (quickly) Well let's play chess.

[NoLsKi]

Idiocracy

Person 1: A man drink like that he gonna kill himself.
Person 2: When?
Person 1: What's your name?
Person 2: Jim, but most people just call me.... Jim.
Person 1: Well Jim, what do you like to do?
Person 2: I like to play chess... and screw.
Person 1: (quickly) Well let's play chess.

Blazing Saddles

"George Washington Carver made the first computer, out of a peanut! A PEA-NUT!"

[Tempest]

Undercover Brother

"Let's settle this the way my ancestors did!"
"You want to exploit me economically?"

[wasted space]

Van Wilder 2

"I'm sorry ma'am, I lied to you. I'm very sorry about that. That man right there is my brother and if he doesn't get to watch 'People's Court' in about 30 seconds, he's gonna throw a fit right here on your porch. Now you can help me or you can stand there and watch it happen."

[Grim]

Rain Man.


"Say hello to Lumbergh for me!"

[instant oatmeal]

Office Space

"Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying. Say the first thing again."

[billwill91]

finding nemo


They call me Mr. Tibbs!"

[Gevsolution]

In the Heat of the Night!

"Don't worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this 17 times."

[instant oatmeal]

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

"Dear Mister Brenner, I think you need these lovebirds after all. They may help your personality."

[dman92]

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

"Dear Mister Brenner, I think you need these lovebirds after all. They may help your personality."
The Birds.
"Surely you can't be serious....
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

[Richard_Simmons]

Airplane!

"Go fuck yourself."
"I would, but I'm tired for fucking your wife."
"How's your mother?"
"She's good. She's tired for fucking my father."

[instant oatmeal]

The Departed

"Well, if you speak to him and he decides to rethink the divorce, then yes, fetch away. You are very fetching. So, go fetch."

[Davem5705]

The Departed

"Well, if you speak to him and he decides to rethink the divorce, then yes, fetch away. You are very fetching. So, go fetch."


The Devil Wears Prada

"That rug really tied the room together. "

[Majx]

The Devil Wears Prada

"That rug really tied the room together. "


The Big Lebowski


Guy 1: I'm out.
Guy 2: What does that mean?
Guy 3: I think it means he's out. Like coming out, like he's finally admitting he's gay.

[Crabstick]

Guy 1: I'm out.
Guy 2: What does that mean?
Guy 3: I think it means he's out. Like coming out, like he's finally admitting he's gay.

Without a Paddle

This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter.

[Richard_Simmons]

Men in Black

"Liter is French for give me some fuckin cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP!"

[Grim]

Super Troopers.

"they're going to hang me in the morning... I'll never see the sun."

[Mr. Owl]

Caffeteria

"Yo, she bitch. Lets go."

[Grim]

Caffeteria

"Yo, she bitch. Lets go."

Wrong movie.

[Mr. Owl]

Exact same line in the movie I mentioned, does it matter that I got it wrong?
I'll say again.


"Yo, she bitch. Lets go."

[Grim]

I don't think Caffeteria is a movie. imdb and wikiquote both agree with me.

[Mr. Owl]

Its a local film project where I live, I happen to have my hands on the script. It's total crap but that exact line is in it. Either way, I guessed and got it wrong, why don't you tell us what the answer is so the game can go on.


I'll say one last time,

"Yo, she bitch. Let's go."

[instant oatmeal]

Army of Darkness.

"Person 1: Children, do you wanna know what makes all my candy taste so special?
Person 2: Uh-huh.
Person 3: It's a special secret ingredient. It's real human parts. There's gonna be a little itty bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy, literally."

[Grim]

Epic movie. (shity movie in my opinion.)

I'll do the same quote I did before. (And its not cafferteria.)

"they're going to hang me in the morning... I'll never see the sun."

[instant oatmeal]

3:10 to Yuma (Im pretty sure)

"Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?"

[Grim]

Yes you are. And its Fight club. (I couldn't resist answering the movie quote.)

I never thought I'd find an answer at the bottom of a pint glass.

[instant oatmeal]

The Prestige

"I thought we might end this evening with a discussion of the soul. All of the greatest religions speak of the soul’s endurance before the end of life. So what then does it mean to die?"

[Mr. Owl]

The Illusionist


"Boy, the next words out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit cuz it is most definitely going on your tombstone."

[Panda]

The Illusionist


"Boy, the next words out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit cuz it is most definitely going on your tombstone."

The Devil's Rejects


"Okay Peter Hammond, now I want you to think long and hard about the answer to this next question, because if you get it wrong, your tombstone will read, "Here lies Peter Hammond, who valiantly and courageously tried to prevent a *brilliant* bank robbery by hiding his cell phone, and who ended up getting shot in the fucking face. Now where is your cell phone?"

[Crabstick]

"Okay Peter Hammond, now I want you to think long and hard about the answer to this next question, because if you get it wrong, your tombstone will read, "Here lies Peter Hammond, who valiantly and courageously tried to prevent a *brilliant* bank robbery by hiding his cell phone, and who ended up getting shot in the fucking face. Now where is your cell phone?"

Inside Man

Surprised that a girl with an IQ over seventy can give you a hard on?

[Panda]

Inside Man

Surprised that a girl with an IQ over seventy can give you a hard on?

Swordfish

"She was beautiful. God I loved her. I just didn't know how to show it, that's all. I killed her, Red. I didn't pull the trigger, but I drove her away. And that's why she died, because of me. "

-My favorite movie :lol:.

[Mr. Owl]

Shawshank Redemption.



"Your not your Khaki pants"



Edit* Woohoo! 100 posts!

[Grim]

Fight Club.


(written on piece of paper showing it to someone.) Welcome to hell.

(Funny movie, by the way.)

[Mr. Owl]

Little Miss Sunshine


"It's totally insane. We have three new cheers to learn in the morning, the game is in the afternoon, I have to get my hair done at five, and the dance is at eight! I'll be totally wiped out!"

[Handel]

Halloween.

Guy One: "It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?"
Guy Two: "Sure, why not?"
Guy One: "He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him. "

[Mr. Owl]

Mall Rats


"Shawn! Your are my same height. That is neat!"

[Pingu]

Orange County

"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!"

[wasted space]

Life of Brian

Mr. Brown? That sounds too much like Mr. Shit.

[instant oatmeal]

Reservoir Dogs

"When I was a young boy, I used to look at pictures of naked ladies."

[Mr. Owl]

American Pie



"I'd love to get into your pants. Seriously girl, what size are those?"

[wasted space]

scary movie

GREAT SCOT!

This is heavy

[SODA]

Back to the Future (1,2, and 3)

guy1: [takes out pomegranate] You can't bring this in.
guy2: [endearingly] Please.
guy1: No fruit or vegetables, that includes pomegranates. it's on your form.
guy2: I like to eat the seed of this fruit. One each day. For luck.
guy1: I'm sorry, that's not allowed.
[guy2 takes out his penknife and cuts the fruit open]
guy1: What are you doing?
guy2: This way, I don't need to bring it in. I eat it here, at the gate of your country. Look
[takes a bite and nods agreeingly]
guy2: So, I bring luck in my stomach. Will you try it?

I would be shocked if anyone got this one.

[Oofie]

Ha, it's Ararat, am I right?




- Water polo? Isn't that terribly dangerous?
- I'll say. I had two ponies drowned under me.


EDIT: I'm not posting again 'cause I dunno that quote.. But I did not google :mad:. You're not the only person to ever see the film. Fag >:O

[SODA]

Ha, it's Ararat, am I right?




- Water polo? Isn't that terribly dangerous?
- I'll say. I had two ponies drowned under me.

I call googler :mad:


Some like it hot btw.

guy1: You can't shoot me.
guy2: Not in the head.

[Goblin Boy]

Johnny Mnemonic whoop whoop.

Sassy Cop: We're going to nail this guy. And when we get done, we're going to go eat fish off those naked chicks!

[Benjaman]

Showdown in Little Tokyo

A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?

[wasted space]

Waynes world!

Apollo Creed vs. the Italian Stallion. Sounds like a damn monster movie.

[The Fat Man]

Rocky?

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

[green rubber bands]

The Princess Bride.

"Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease! Now come on before somebody sees you."

[Red Mage]

The Princess Bride. Don't ask.

"Listen, you can't expect to wield supreme executive because of some farcical aquatic ceremony. Leadership is a mandate from the masses. Why, if I were to say I was an emperor because some moistened bink lugged a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"

EDIT: Sorry, he hadn't posted yet when I started.

[Richard_Simmons]

I guess I'll answer Red Mages's quote
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"What's wrong with your lip, son?"
"I was born with big gums, sir."
"Well, you better tuck that in, get in caught on a trip wire."

[Mr. Owl]

Forest Gump


Stupid kid! Come on sing everyone! Sing or I'll go home and kill all your mommies, sing, sing!

[wasted space]

Dirty harry I believe

Good evening. Although I shall not be present at this historic summit meeting, I present this in the hope that our great nations may learn to live in peace...

[Grim]

Escape from New York.

"I would have made it out, too... if my pocket didn't start barkin'."

[Daedalus66]

Holes.


"Um, feedback Dave."
"Don't worry about that. Christ. What would rock and roll be without feedback?"

[wasted space]

Pink floyd live at the Idontknowhowtospellit

"How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Some day they may be scarce"

[Richard_Simmons]

Casablanca?

"Costello trusted me more than anyone else in the world, isn't that convieniant you little rat fuck?"

[Handel]

The Departed.

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

[wasted space]

Clerks :D

"Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Cornell, Switzerland... he was thrown out of a lot of colleges."

[hoLLow TeaRs]

Hah. Citizen Kane, old ass movie.

"I give it a 10, a fuckin' 10!"

[Heroin Hero]

Varsity Blues

"You know what they say: People in glass houses sink ships."
"I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match shit's got to go."
"Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?"
"And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen"

[deadchild90]

Varsity Blues

"You know what they say: People in glass houses sink ships."
"I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match shit's got to go."
"Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?"
"And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen"

Boondock Saints, best movie ever

"Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber.
Dad, I think you mean burn rubber and eat my dust.
Whatever, Russ. Whatever."

[Gevsolution]

Christmas Vacation!

"FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDGE."

[Grim]

"FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDGE."

Can you be a little more vague?

[jobaby_44]

Grandma's Boy

Did we hit the little boy on Sixth Avenue?
No, we missed him by a good foot and a half.

[jobaby_44]

oops

[jobaby_44]

i believe the "FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDGE." one is A Christmas Story

[Mr. Owl]

The In-Laws


"Duct tape. I need it for... taping something."

[Smor's]

American Psycho??

-"But as long as we're doing, whatever it is that we're doing"

[JOHNNY V]

MONA LISA SMILE



How did you find me Mr. Smith?
You are "Man of the Year"

[LagFish]

Mr. Brooks.

Could you rub my butt? Could you rub it, please? Rub my butt. Come back here, rub my butt. Please rub my butt.

[Fruit Fly]

Dr. Doolittle 2


[Person 1]: There I was...

[Person 1(Again)]: Mother of God, there I am! Holy fuck...

[Krabby]

Fear and loathing in Las Vegas

"Spiderpig! Spiderpig! Does whatever, a spiderpig does..."

PS: Deathchild - where the hell does that come in Boondock Saints? :huh:

[Grim]

The Simpsons movie.


"When all this is over we'll be a proper family. You'll see."

[instant oatmeal]

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

"Music is the only thing that makes sense anymore... play it loud enough and it keeps the demons at bay."

[Grim]

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Close. Its Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix.

[Ishabaal]

Across the Universe?

"When the melody turns on, gas comes out. When the gas comes out, I fall asleep. I found out later it's the same Valium gas the Russians used on those Chechen terrorists."

[Mr. Owl]

Oldboy

"No, no, that's what you were led to believe. He was killed by the C.I.A for selling smack... to Nazis... "

[Ishabaal]

Orgazmo

"Ichi has no time to be playing
with a dumb gorilla like you."

[deadchild90]

Fear and loathing in Las Vegas

"Spiderpig! Spiderpig! Does whatever, a spiderpig does..."

PS: Deathchild - where the hell does that come in Boondock Saints? :huh:

At the beginning of the movie when they're all at the bar and the bartender tells them that he's closing the bar and then tells them not to tell because people in glass houses sink ships. Watch the fucking movie.

[LagFish]

Orgazmo

"Ichi has no time to be playing
with a dumb gorilla like you."

Ichi the Killer... such an edgy and intense movie.


"Even the deaf, dumb and blind kids can associate that greasy pizza, with your shiny face."

(I paraphrased a few words to try and stop a few googlers.)

[Grudge)86]

Jawbreaker

"[slurred]I'm just lookin' for a little slap and pickle!"

[deadchild90]

Beerfest

"Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe."
"Yea yea! The camel tail."

[fernandopassion]

superbad? yeah, definitely superbad

"which way you going, left or right"
"ummmm, right"
"damn, thats too bad"
"what do you mean?!"
"well, there was a 50-50 chance you would be going left and if that was the case, then you wouldn't be so scared right away"

i know this probably isnt exactly the words but my roommate is playing video games right now and i cant get the exact lines. this is the general gist of it though

[Ishabaal]

Death proof

"I've got forty-four notches on my club. Do you know what they're for? They're to remind me what I owe God when I die. My father was killed in battle, too. In Ireland, in the streets, fighting those who would take as their privilege what could only be got and held by the decimation of a race. That war is a thousand years old and more. We never expected it to follow us here. It didn't. It was waiting for us when we landed. Your father tried to carve out a corner of this land for his tribe. That was him, that was his dead rabbits. I often wondered... if he had lived a bit longer, would he have wanted a bit more? "

[Ishabaal]

Srry, double post

[fiddler in the pub]

"Look it's a cyclops!"
"No it has two eyes"
"Your right its a byclops"

[Snapdaz]

Yellow Submarine and Ishabaals movie is Gangs of New York ;)

All I have in this world is balls and my word and I don't break 'em for no one. You understand?

[Richard_Simmons]

Scarface
"I'd take pleasure in guttin' you, boy. I'd take pleasure in guttin' you... boy." What is wrong with these people, huh? Mason? Don't you think there's a lot of, uh, a lot of anger flowing around this island? Kind of a pubescent volatility? Don't you think? A lotta angst, a lot of "I'm sixteen, I'm angry at my father" syndrome? I mean *grow up*! We're stuck on an island with a bunch of violence-for-pleasure-seeking psycophatic marines, SHAME-ON-THEM!

[Snapdaz]

The rock

Teacher: The word is "forensics."
Kid: Hell, fuck that. Why should I fucking have to spell forensics? Here you go. S-U-C-K-M-Y-A-S-S. "Forensics."

[Mystrangy]

South Park the Movie

[Singing] I want to eat your face. It could just be so yummy. I'd like to have your face, in my tummy.

I want to eat your smile. / Your smile is so beguiling. / If I could eat your smile, / I'd be smiling.

I want to eat your knees! / Oh they would really please me. / So let me eat those knees, /Don't you tease me!

[miketothek]

The Creature Wasn't Nice

(Had to imdb that one.)


Person 1: Can he go out?
Person 2: Don't do that, don't ask my wife if I can go out.
Person 1: Ok well, then can you go out?

[deadchild90]

Reign over me

"Oh my god, the stork! Wait, where's the baby?"
"Honey, you and I are gonna make the baby"

[wasted space]

family guy movie

I don't have to take this abuse from you! I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me!

[Grim]

Daredevil.

Were we so different? They're a young species. They have much to learn. But I've seen goodness in them. Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. You all know there's only one way to end this war. We must destroy the cube. If all else fails, I will unite it with the spark in my chest.

[Viperskid]

Easy: Transformers.

"Tell Mom and Dad, well, just tell 'em"

[Mr. Owl]

I dont think that line is in a movie, and google and wikiquote agree.


"There aint no fucking ice cream in your fucking future"

[sliver]

The Devil's Rejects

"The world changes, we do not. there lies the irony that finally kills us."

[deadchild90]

The Devil's Rejects

"The world changes, we do not. there lies the irony that finally kills us."

Interview with the vampire

"Don't be dramatic."
"Dramatic?"
"I got rid of the body."

[Smor's]

Hitman.


"After all.. Tomorrow is another day"

[Mr. Owl]

Die Another Day perhaps?



"You're a cop!"
"I'm an ass hole."

[Smor's]

Actually, it was Gone with the Wind.

[Rick_James_Bitch]

You forgot to put a movie quote, Smor's. I'll do one to keep this going.

"I don't hate ____, but I pity the fool."

(I put a blank because if I were to put the name there, it would give the answer away)

[sliver]

Rocky III?

"When muscle failed, they turned to their magic."

[Richard_Simmons]

300

"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction..."

[badumpbumpbump]

Fight Club

"The loudest man in the room is the weakest man in the room."

[lazypenguin]

American Gangster

"I'll be back."

=D

[Random_Hero]

Terminator

When there's no room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.

[Mr. Owl]

Dawn of the Dead I believe

since no one answered before,


"You're a cop!"
"I'm an ass hole."

[AdmiralTrask]

Escape from New York. I think.


"I've seen me a lot of weird shit in my day, but I ain't never seen a one-legged stripper. I seen me a stripper with one breast. And I seen me a stripper with twelve toes. I've even seen me a stripper with no brains at all, but I ain't never seen a one-legged stripper. And I've been to Morocco."

[Mr. Owl]

Oh thats an easy one, Planet Terror.


"I am Ripper... Tearer... Slasher... Gouger. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Mine is Strength... and Lust... and Power!"

[Grim]

Beowolf.

"Four o'clock, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercize. 6:30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing; I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?"

[Richard_Simmons]

How the Grinch Stole Christmas, I'm watching it right now.

"A building is a symbol, as is the act of destroying it. Symbols are given power by people. A symbol, in and of itself is powerless, but with enough people behind it, blowing up a building can change the world."

[Grudge)86]

V for Vendetta

"It wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast."

[Knight of Cydonia]

King Kong.

"Don't disturb me while I'm Cleaning my room!"

[blltmssgy]

Scary Movie

"Aw, hells bells. They even shot the dog!"

[Mr. Owl]

No Country for Old Men


"GET THAT ASS MOVING!"

[Johnny]

No Country for Old men

"Gotta get it on in the party zone!
I gots to shoot a load in the party zone!
Gotta lick a toad in a party zone!
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!"

[sliver]

Pick of Destiny.

"Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?"

[Richard_Simmons]

40 Year Old Virgin

It's Party Time. P-A-R-T-Why? Because I gotta!

[hollywood_haloguy]

the simpsons movie

"but the girls are gonna see ma doodle!!!"

[hollywood_haloguy]

terminator 2


"my mom is crazy, she thinks im'a gonna be te world leader and shit"
and
"hasta la vista,baby" bang boom

[hollywood_haloguy]

3 hours to revenge-

"you mean i went from california to heeya and i cant get my chicken noodles???¿¿ what the hell man!"
and
"i will get my revenge even if i need to sell my comic book... except marvel onesi cant sell those..."

[lazypenguin]

Since you did 3 posts saying your own movie quotes you obviously are an idiot. So I'll put up a new quote.

"_____, stop talking, or I'll put you back in the trunk."

(_____ being the name of the character)

[Mr. Owl]

Ok, there were a half dozen mess ups that no one called attention to back there. Haloguy, read the rules to the game please. Johnny, it was actually from The Chronicles of Riddick, haloguy (again) your first answer is wrong, its from The Mask.

Lazypenguin, Hitman I believe, possibly The Transporter.


"Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?"

[SuEsq]

"Dear Lord baby Jesus.." Talladega Nights
"Abba Zabba, you my only friend" Half Baked
"...being the coolest server at Shenanigans is like being the smartest kid with down syndrom" Waiting
Here's a long one, but good'un:
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

[delf]

that would be GoodFellas, awsome movie man

"We can't stop here, this is bat country"

[Dauntasa]

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"You tend to get paranoid when everyone around you gets dead"

[Paper.Heart]

Silent Night, Deadly Night


"On this ship you are to refer to me as "idiot" not "you captain!" I mean . . . you know what I mean."

[Mr. Owl]

SPACE BALLS!!!


"Please... Please say Hi to me...please" - (said to a mannequin)

[Paper.Heart]

Mannequin

I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.

[Mr. Owl]

No, it was I Am Legend and to answer yours, Forest Gump.


"You may call me....Betty."

[badumpbumpbump]

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
"So you get NOTHING! YOU LOSE! Good day, sir!"

[LagFish]

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

"Whatever you don't want me to clean, better hide it now! "

[M@GiC M@N]

Hauru no ugoku shiro

"Do you feel lucky puck, well do ya?"

[Richard_Simmons]

Dirty Harry? (I couldn't tell if puck was a spelling error.)

"I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything!"

[Pig Fucker]

Blades of Glory


"Look, the most glorious rainbow ever!"
"Oh Do me on it!"