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TheLameSauce
10-31-2007, 9:01 PM
I've been having a unique craving for the weirdest possible kung-foo movie I can find. The trouble is, I don't know any. If you guys could suggest your favorite, most intense, and most ridiculous kung-foo movie (as separate categories, please).
Thanks.

Edit: I'm going to go ahead and make a list of all the movies that have been suggested, so I and others don't have to browse this whole thread.

Kung-Fu Hustle
Kung Pow
Legend of Drunken Master
Dead Alive
Flash Future Kung Fu
Warrior King
City Hunter
Battle Royale
Master of the Flying Guillotine
Zatoichi
Shaolin Soccer
sparta47
10-31-2007, 10:15 PM
Well Kung-Fu Hustle is pretty weird and cool at the same time. Also extremely hilarious.
Jallen
10-31-2007, 10:33 PM
Kung-Fu Hustle is pretty damn awesome, also check out any Jet Li movie. Fearless or Hero or pretty much anything by him.
Tempest
10-31-2007, 10:58 PM
Legend of Drunken Master with Jackie Chan is damn good, though it's not kung-fu (obviously), it's drunken boxing. Has some pretty damn good fight scenes in it.
Tyler_Legrand
11-01-2007, 1:45 AM
Those are great Kung Fu movies but they're not abnormal. Well, I dunno, exactly how developed is your taste in weirdness, TLS?
Jiggz
11-01-2007, 2:28 AM
Kung-Pow should sufficiently gratify your unique hunger.
Sarge51
11-01-2007, 2:31 AM
Kung-Pow and Kung-Fu-Hustle are the only things to came to mind right away.

Both are funny. But may be kind of too stupid if you can't take a joke.
Ozz
11-01-2007, 3:39 AM
I'd definately go with "Kung-Pow!", it gives the impression of being just a voice-over at first, but as the movie goes on, you realise how it's just one big joke. :)
Sarge51
11-01-2007, 4:22 AM
I'd definately go with "Kung-Pow!", it gives the impression of being just a voice-over at first, but as the movie goes on, you realise how it's just one big joke. :)

I think the funniest part was when he throw the smoke bomb and laughed and then the smoke cleared and he was just standing there.
TheLameSauce
11-01-2007, 7:15 PM
I'll have to look into Kung-Foo Hustle, but I've already seen Kung-Pow
Those are great Kung Fu movies but they're not abnormal. Well, I dunno, exactly how developed is your taste in weirdness, TLS?

In all seriousness, the weirder the better. I want to be saying "what the fuck?" every five minutes at least.
Digey
11-02-2007, 9:57 AM
What has any one heard of a movie called "Dead Alive" Peter Jackson's second movie. now it is more of a zombie movie then Kung-Fu, but there is a Kung-Fu preist and it is crazy.
BKS
11-02-2007, 12:42 PM
What has any one heard of a movie called "Dead Alive" Peter Jackson's second movie. now it is more of a zombie movie then Kung-Fu, but there is a Kung-Fu preist and it is crazy.

I kick ass for the lord!


I haven't seen it, but the description is part Kung-Fu, part Cyber punk.
http://kungfucinema.com/reviews/movies/flash_future_kung_fu.html

Check it out
Metal Angel
11-02-2007, 1:46 PM
Warrior King is pretty silly, though the fight scenes in it are awesome.

The line "Where is my Elephant?" makes me laugh even now.
Matterialize
11-02-2007, 2:03 PM
There's a Jackie Chan movie from 1993 called City Hunter, and it has a scene where he dresses up and fights as various Street Fighter characters. I've only seen this video (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/47757/jackie_chan_street_fighter/) of that one scene, but the entire movie might be corny like this.
peteaboda1
11-02-2007, 2:26 PM
It isn't kung-fu, but perhaps you would be interested in Battle Royale.
CnGy
11-03-2007, 10:08 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_of_the_Flying_Guillotine

Best kung fu movie ever.
Jamez5000
11-03-2007, 10:16 AM
I was going to suggest Kung-POW but some people beat me to it, it's par far the worse movie in history in my opinion...
BKS
11-03-2007, 5:26 PM
Oh! Uh... Zatoichi is an amazing movie. It has Takeshi, from MXC in it. Unbelievable.
Intestiny Destiny
11-03-2007, 6:56 PM
Shaolin Soccer.

Anything by Stephen Chow.
jesus juice
11-03-2007, 7:25 PM
I'd say "DOA: Dead or Alive". Half naked chicks tearing it up kung-fu style with other half naked chicks. I was saying "what the fuck?" before the movie even came out.
peteaboda1
11-04-2007, 1:17 PM
I'd say "DOA: Dead or Alive". Half naked chicks tearing it up kung-fu style with other half naked chicks. I was saying "what the fuck?" before the movie even came out.

My friend and I came VERY close to renting this, we ended up with Transformers instead.

edit: I agree with Intestiny, Stephen Chow is amazing.