Swedish Girls vs. UK Girls [Archive]

Cristo

11-01-2007, 9:16 AM

Slightly but not quite NSFW, in that there's no nudity but hot blondes all the same:

Swedish Birds vs UK Birds (http://axwell.proboards38.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1159523684&page=1)

I'm going to have to go with Sweden winning this one, thanking God for the 1/4 Swedish in me and being really disappointed with Geordie girls letting the UK down like that.

Basically a guy has compiled pictures of a Swedish night club and of an English night club and posted them next to each other so we can compare.

Jiggz

11-01-2007, 9:23 AM

A last ditch effort by Cristo to seem straight?

UK girls all the way, especially geordies. At least you're guaranteed they'll put out.

Cristo

11-01-2007, 9:24 AM

Fuck. This is in Games and Survey? Great now no-one'll see it.

Oh and Fuck You, Jiggz. >:(

Clerlic

11-01-2007, 9:50 AM

These pics have been all around the web with each country or city saying how their girls are hot and how others aren't...

Tyler_Legrand

11-01-2007, 10:04 AM

Hahaha awesome G&S thread :indiff:

Cristo

11-01-2007, 10:13 AM

I didn't put it here, it was moved. :indiff:

I put it in the General Forum, just to see what people thought about Swedish girls in comparison to English girls.

Spastic

11-01-2007, 10:14 AM

Who cares? Can you really base your entire opinion on a few pics from one nightclub? Sometimes your logic just plain confuses me Cristo.

spaj

11-01-2007, 10:16 AM

Other than the fact they're all ugly, I still don't get the whole point of comparing a glamorous Swedish club to a shitty chav-a-licious bar in the middle of nowhere.

I'm pretty sure there are loads of attractive English women out there. In a glamorous club as well, mind you.

Demoir

11-01-2007, 12:34 PM

I've never even heard of the the New Pig and Whistle bar.

And that is pretty unfair anyway (yes, I know it wasn't serious) since they chose a VIP club in Sweden, and then some fucking charv bar in Newcastle.

azunder

11-01-2007, 12:48 PM

My mate came across this site and actually took it seriously, he's such a douche he ought to actually go to some clubs and find out how wrong the thread is. :indiff:

Cristo

11-01-2007, 1:20 PM

Yeah guys, I was kidding. :indiff:

Just go to Osborne road in Newcastle on a Saturday night and you'll see some fit girls, definitely. However; I will have to say that the fit girl to ugly ratio is much higher in Sweden than in England and it cannot be denied, this is coming from personal experience as well.

Sometimes your complete and utter lack on the grasp of sarcasm confuses me Spastic :indiff:

It's completely unfair and injust as has been pointed out earlier, and Stockholm is Sweden's capital hence where all the models and rich girls reside. If the pictures had been taken from a nice, ritzy club in London you'd be sure to find some fit English girls.

Metal Angel

11-01-2007, 2:51 PM

I prefer the Swedish girls (obviously), but only a few of them really interested me even slightly. And they weren't blondes.

If I'm honest, there are very few blonde women that attract me. I just don't really like it. Dark haired women (or dark skinned woman, I'm really not racially selective) are more interesting to me, because their hair frames their faces better and they tend not to be such camera whores (blonde hair gives confidence, apperently).

Though I've just made a note never to go to Japan, because I think I'd spend the whole trip with my jaw hanging open. One or two good looking women is fine, but thousands of them? I don't think I could handle it.

azunder

11-01-2007, 3:21 PM

I can really see Metal Angel hiring a 'Thai wife' now.

On the whole I reckon Sweden will have a higher Hot to Munter ratio since its a much richer country and poverty doesn't work well with good looks. When you go to the estates around here (what i'm about to say is made up, there no way I'd go near them) there is not a single attractive person around, though in more civilized area's there are plenty.

Metal Angel

11-01-2007, 3:41 PM

Actually, Thai women don't really do it for me all that much.

Not as much as Korean or Chinese, at least.

P0K3M0N_MA5T3R

11-01-2007, 4:20 PM

A last ditch effort by Cristo to seem straight?

Nah, it's obvious this was the only lot of Geordie girls he liked,
http://www.titanxxl.de/Patrick/Bild16.jpg

Cristo

11-01-2007, 6:46 PM

Nah, it's obvious this was the only lot of Geordie girls he liked,
http://www.titanxxl.de/Patrick/Bild16.jpg

Problem is none of those guys are even remotely good looking :-/

EmeraldFox

11-02-2007, 6:38 AM

You can't judge by those pictures. That swedish nightclub is probably some high class place, and the UK one is probably some cheap old hangout place for anyone. And there's only a select bunch of people photographed, there could be some good looking people in the UK aswell.

Metal Angel

11-02-2007, 7:06 AM

If you didn't understand the premise of the thread, it's a fucking joke. Of course it is, because it's ridiculous!

Seriously, how could you not tell?

Leaf

11-02-2007, 8:52 AM

God, we have so many fine females in Sweden, it's unbelievable!
HOWEVER. They rarely put out. Sure it's not uncommon but from what I've heard you can get laid easily if you go to the UK. And when you're drunk you don't really care so party on UK!

spaj

11-02-2007, 8:58 AM

Problem is none of those guys are even remotely good looking :-/

Hey, muscle is always a plus in my book.

Quadros

11-02-2007, 8:59 AM

The winner is, as always, Irish girls.

ne3

11-02-2007, 9:07 AM

The first picture of UK girls has downs. Not a doubt. :indiff:

Leaf

11-02-2007, 9:17 AM

Looking at the link. Those Swedish girls look like SHIT in the face. Seriously. They might have their plastic tits and fine ass body but god damn, stop looking like a rat!

Syzrael

11-02-2007, 9:44 AM

Wow, no girls in clubs over here dress like those Swedish girls. :indiff:. Lucky bastards.

Quadros

11-02-2007, 10:02 AM

Speak for yourself mate, the girls in my hometown dress like the swedish girls... and look like the geordie girls. :wail:

Leaf

11-02-2007, 10:36 AM

Syzrael. Girls in Sweden rarely dress like that. Stockholm aka Slutfactory can sometime be very unlike the rest of Sweden!

Quadros

11-02-2007, 10:38 AM

You should probably move to Stockholm if you're not there already.

Cristo

11-02-2007, 10:54 AM

Swedish girls may not put out, but Danish girls do and they're just as hot. Although there are more brunettes in the mix.

Metal Angel

11-02-2007, 11:19 AM

Isn't the whole point of clubbing to go out, get drunk and have random sex with strangers?

Or am I missing something? Because they can't be going for the company or the music or the drinks (all of which are far more enjoyable at home with close friends).

ne3

11-02-2007, 12:32 PM

Leaf, you suck, those swedish girls looked gorgeous in their faces.

Metal Angel

11-02-2007, 12:47 PM

Actually, I don't think much of most of their faces either. A bit too plastic for my tastes.

One of two of them are very pretty though. But most are just too artificial.

Now if they did a Japan vs Spain thread...uh...that would be interesting to say the least.

Quadros

11-02-2007, 1:19 PM

I don't know, pictures three and eight kind of make up for any other deficiency in any of the swedish chicks.

azunder

11-02-2007, 1:26 PM

Everyone seems to fall in love with image 8 :indiff:

I'd prefer a bit of the lass on the right; http://www.titanxxl.de/Patrick/Bild19.jpg my god those eyes are... no I can't even pretend to find that thing attractive.

Quadros

11-02-2007, 1:36 PM

Careful Azunder that guy she's with tried to say 'no' once...

azunder

11-02-2007, 2:02 PM

I actually think that's her brother, they both have the same abhorrent eyes. :ahe:

Cristo

11-02-2007, 3:29 PM

Now if they did a Japan vs Spain thread...uh...that would be interesting to say the least.

STOP!

No, no, no.

Spanish girls are ugly. Seriously, it's a common misconception that Spanish girls are hot. They're not. I've lived in Spain for three years, and so far the hottest girls I've seen are foreigners. Usually Scanidnavian or Slavic.
Oh sure, there might be some hotties in Madrid, but I was sorely disappointed when I moved here.

Make it Japanese vs Italian.

Or Brazilian vs Danish/Australian. (Australian birds are fit)

Quadros

11-02-2007, 4:23 PM

Is that what turned you gay?

Fodniethan

11-02-2007, 4:38 PM

I'd probably turn gay if I lived in Sweden.

Demoir

11-02-2007, 4:57 PM

I say make it Chinese vs. Italian. Although I think Italian lasses would win anyday, to be honest.

ne3

11-02-2007, 5:01 PM

I'd probably turn gay if I lived in Sweden.

You know, 20% of the population in Sweden is gay. :indiff:

Werty

11-02-2007, 5:14 PM

Sorry Britain, but Sweden has my vote on this one. Tbh, I got a half chub looking at the Sweds. The UK gals, not so much.

Fodniethan

11-02-2007, 5:17 PM

You know, 20% of the population in Sweden is gay. :indiff:

Holy crap, seriously? Well I wouldn't have trouble finding a partner then.

Metal Angel

11-02-2007, 6:04 PM

Spanish girls are ugly.

Not according to my friend, who goes there on holiday at least twice a year. Maybe you just went to the wrong places.

And I don't know what is it about Australian women. They always have exactly the same slightly smug smile. But then they do live in a beautiful country, so I guess that's allowed.

And Italian women have a rep for being good looking until they hit 30, when suddenly they become hugely ugly.

Cristo

11-02-2007, 6:32 PM

azunder

11-02-2007, 7:28 PM

I often visit spain and travel around Catalunya, there are hardly any hot lasses, though maybe i'm not looking in the right places.

alrightDARLING

11-03-2007, 12:00 AM

Wow, no girls in clubs over here dress like those Swedish girls. :indiff:. Lucky bastards.

Come to Toronto. If you go to an all ages club, you'll see loads of hot girls dressed in skimpier clothing. They're also mostly fifteen year olds.

Slanski

11-03-2007, 12:39 PM

I've lived here for three years mate, he might have been lucky and seen some glamourous girls from the Madrid or some hot foreign birds pretending to be Spanish. What part did he go to? Puerto Banus? Because then it's definitely the latter, on the Costa Del Sol there are estimated to be 1 Million British inhabitants, not to mention Russians, Ukranians, Scandinavians, Dutchies and Germans.
The local Spanish girls really are ugly. Most of them at least.

Definitely you went to the wrong place. Madrid is like an anthill of all kind of people, just like any other capital or cosmopolitan city. Last summer I went to Manchester (UK) and I really was eager to check UK girls' hotness, but the problem was first they were out on holidays (just like if you go to Costa del Sol) and second because there were more foreigners than native people.

From what I've seen and heard, in Spain and Italy we generally think the same of each other: in Spain we think Italians are hot and vice versa.

By the way, Swedish are hot but I hate those artificial tans that are so trendy nowadays, at least every girl I've seen using them was kinda stupid. I think white skinned girls are attractive so there's no need to look like you got dirty eating chocolate.

Tyler_Legrand

11-03-2007, 12:54 PM

Guys! These photos are so misleading!

Cristo

11-03-2007, 6:42 PM

Definitely you went to the wrong place. Madrid is like an anthill of all kind of people, just like any other capital or cosmopolitan city. Last summer I went to Manchester (UK) and I really was eager to check UK girls' hotness, but the problem was first they were out on holidays (just like if you go to Costa del Sol) and second because there were more foreigners than native people.

I live in Marbella/Puerto Banus, but I mean like the local Spanish girls not hot. Is it just an Andalucian thing? Or maybe it's just because local Spanish girls here consist of gitanas.

Slanski

11-03-2007, 8:15 PM

I live in Marbella/Puerto Banus, but I mean like the local Spanish girls not hot. Is it just an Andalucian thing? Or maybe it's just because local Spanish girls here consist of gitanas.

Well, probably you're shocked because of gypsies and chavs here in the south of Spain, but actually they're all over everywhere, you just have to learn to ignore them. Actually, many chavettes are ok, the only and huge problem is their style, if they had the least sense of fashion (or just decency) they'd probably sum up as hot girls. But they ruin themselves.

And if you are honest enough, you know you're not being fair with that gypsy thing, just stereotypical. If I had a problem with extremely light-skinned girls, then I'd probably rant on about UK girls, but I'd just be generalising. Luckily, there's enough variety out there.

Cristo

11-04-2007, 2:28 AM

Well, probably you're shocked because of gypsies and chavs here in the south of Spain, but actually they're all over everywhere, you just have to learn to ignore them. Actually, many chavettes are ok, the only and huge problem is their style, if they had the least sense of fashion (or just decency) they'd probably sum up as hot girls. But they ruin themselves.

Yeah you are right, it is the horrible stuff they wear and the way they do their hair. But a few of them are pretty fat as well. The guys are even worse, what the hell is up with the "short in front, long in back" hair? It is a shame though, I really do not understand their style of fashion, and they can't blame it on being poor or whatever because Zara and Pull and Bear have some pretty nice clothes at fair prices.

b1wsatan

11-04-2007, 7:14 AM

Id have to say sweden

Slanski

11-04-2007, 8:10 AM

Yeah you are right, it is the horrible stuff they wear and the way they do their hair. But a few of them are pretty fat as well. The guys are even worse, what the hell is up with the "short in front, long in back" hair? It is a shame though, I really do not understand their style of fashion, and they can't blame it on being poor or whatever because Zara and Pull and Bear have some pretty nice clothes at fair prices.

I couldn't agree more. I would just say that you cannot understand their style of fashion, just because that's not fashion in any way. I guess you cannot ask for more with 1 or 2 neurons... They prefer their plastic tracksuits and awful haircuts. I doubt there is people in the world with worst taste.

Edit: Oh yes, the British ones' taste in the set of this thread isn't much better than the Spanish chavs'.

StrikeTwelve

11-04-2007, 9:23 AM

Cristo

11-05-2007, 1:29 AM

Basically yeah, but the party in the back is sometime wound into a pigtail :indiff:

Metal Angel

11-05-2007, 10:44 AM

Yeah, because like two inches of hair on the back is SO rebellious.

azunder

11-05-2007, 11:47 AM

Basically yeah, but the party in the back is sometime wound into a pigtail :indiff:

The townies of Northern England would probably go into a violent spastic rage and implode if they saw a Spanish chav...

...could you deport a few?

Hats of!

11-06-2007, 2:25 PM

I don't wanna break your dreams but, If you go to Sweden, why the hell would they hang with you when they can just hang with us blonde Swedish guys?

Cristo

11-06-2007, 4:21 PM

I hear that non-British girls find an English accent quite...charming.

Hats of!

11-07-2007, 6:40 AM

Hah! I know that it's only girls who cares about that stuff.

azunder

11-07-2007, 11:01 AM

I hear that non-British girls find an English accent quite...charming.

Spoon... (yes i've seen Love Actually, by accident of course.)

Most foreign ladies i've met have assumed all English men are uncouth blokes. now whilst that is completely true, some of us are better at hiding it than others . Though my usual masking was ineffective on them.

Nurfen

11-07-2007, 1:21 PM

Talking as a Swede (not the vegetable) that has lived in the UK a month and currently studying in LiTH I can safely say that swedish girls are hotter then UK girls.
Especially as There are hot blond girls, even in my class.
And I go for blackhaired or brunettes.. or redheads *drool*

Hats of!

11-07-2007, 1:28 PM

I just wanna comment that you all think that club is exclusive, and it's not. It's a complete normal, and none of those is models or stars.

IrishBlake

11-19-2007, 3:16 PM

well, i was just recently in the uk, and by what ive seen, it would be pretty hard for them NOT to lose. i havnt seen any swedish girls, so i cant really make a valid statement in this whole thread, but i also went over to ireland, and irish chicks are much hotter.

CopperKid

11-20-2007, 8:50 AM

kind of the same boat as you but a co worker of mine has a daughter (british) and shes not bad on the eyes at all, shes a pet groomer and regularly come in with dogs...needless to say i pet her puppies

Ciaran.

11-20-2007, 7:26 PM