New Merchandise!! [Archive] - The Explosm Fora

Rob

11-12-2007, 9:15 PM

ALL SHIRTS RESTOCKED

Get them fast, we might run out again at this rate.

Update: new Frederico t-shirt (see bottom of list)

Do you or your friends sometimes wear shirts?

If so, today's your lucky day. We just launched ten new shirts (on top of our measly original five) to bring you the biggest update in.. well... ever. As an additional bonus, 100% of the profits from these shirts will feed hungry web cartoonists.

Below are the new designs (you can click Merch on the top menu to see all of them). If you move your cursor over each picture and beat your mouse moderately hard you'll be taken to the given shirt's page.

The New Designs:

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Misc/squeeze.jpg (http://www.splitreason.com/productdetail.php?id=488) http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Misc/bulimia.jpg (http://www.splitreason.com/productdetail.php?id=490)

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Misc/juice.jpg (http://www.splitreason.com/productdetail.php?id=491) http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Misc/bed.jpg (http://www.splitreason.com/productdetail.php?id=496)

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Misc/zombie.jpg (http://www.splitreason.com/productdetail.php?id=489) http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Misc/jesus.jpg (http://www.splitreason.com/productdetail.php?id=492)

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Misc/goose.jpg (http://www.splitreason.com/productdetail.php?id=493) http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Misc/evolution.jpg (http://www.splitreason.com/productdetail.php?id=494)

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Misc/dinosaurs.jpg (http://www.splitreason.com/productdetail.php?id=495) http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Misc/bananas.jpg (http://www.splitreason.com/productdetail.php?id=497)

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Misc/fred.jpg (http://www.splitreason.com/productdetail.php?id=510)

See the full selection here (http://www.splitreason.com/explosm/).

Enjoy!

Mr Anorexia

11-12-2007, 9:32 PM

I am definitely getting the monkeys one.

Rob

11-12-2007, 9:37 PM

I am definitely getting the monkeys one.
Thank you Mr. Anorexia, you are quite generous indeed!

Mr Anorexia

11-12-2007, 9:45 PM

No prob, Rob =^_^=

junglebunny

11-12-2007, 10:44 PM

GUESS WHICH ONES MY FAVORITE

shaydehdots

11-12-2007, 11:18 PM

Awwh. The Anor-sexia one didn't make the cut!
I would have bought that one in a flash!

Spiffy13

11-12-2007, 11:46 PM

There should be a one of the "My dad can beat up your dad!" comic.

Asteao

11-13-2007, 1:19 AM

Awwh. The Anor-sexia one didn't make the cut!
I would have bought that one in a flash!Yeah, that one was great.

CheesePlease

11-13-2007, 1:45 AM

I am so buying the Bulimia one and wearing it to school.

strawberryfields

11-13-2007, 2:20 AM

haha! I totally want the bed one!!!

sexy....

El Travo

11-13-2007, 2:25 AM

Always liked the monkey comic!

Cmonky

11-13-2007, 2:47 AM

Oh yes! I freaking love the bed and banana ones! Definate purchases. :D

CharlieH

11-13-2007, 3:06 AM

So much for 13 new designs eh Rob. :argh:

Either way, i might get the Bed Shirt

nikolago

11-13-2007, 4:08 AM

The Squeeze and the Bulimina are the ones!

TheNewFaceOfFailure

11-13-2007, 4:55 AM

:rimshot: haha
some of my favoutite comics
wish the swimsuit edition could have made it
but i think i shall buy the monkey one
coz im cool.
=]
L o v e y o u g u y s

blAckshAdOw

11-13-2007, 6:36 AM

yaay
i'll inform my relative in the US to bring me the dino jeez and the shrink one.. and the monkey for sure! :D

alexitfc

11-13-2007, 10:08 AM

Definitely getting one of these, already have the banana one from when they where last on sale, wear it to college all the time :)

Ranja

11-13-2007, 11:09 AM

Love the shirts! Wish I could buy one, but it won't be for this moment. And if I will have one, I will wear it in school. Everybody in my class loves Cyanide & Happiness. I really like those T-Shirts!!

Vito Raliffe

11-13-2007, 11:09 AM

I've had the *Squeeze* one for a while now. I always get odd looks from people, although someone did follow the instructions on the shirt once. Too bad it was a dude :(

It was a little awkward because I forgot I had the shirt on.

PancakeMan_0141

11-13-2007, 1:27 PM

Haha i got two of them, but they are originals. I got the Bulimia one and the Bananas arent Scary. I even suggested the banana one during that time =P

MaxAlcolo

11-13-2007, 1:54 PM

Ah crap ! Dinosaurs !
I will have to find a way to get that one. The banana one is pretty funny too.

BAN ME PLEASE

11-13-2007, 2:37 PM

I like the one about juice.

Assassin

11-13-2007, 3:11 PM

I think I'll buy the one with the racecar

NVM

11-13-2007, 3:38 PM

I'm probably going to buy one.
I'm glad you updated the Bulimia shirt since I had the old one and now it's vintage.

Ditas Bimbokas

11-13-2007, 5:15 PM

They are great designs, specially the banana, squeeze, the monkeys and the dinosaurs... okay, all of them :3
But they are mens shirts, you should have womens shirts and tops available too... =(
In a way, I'm glad you don't, or I would spend all my money on them, I just love C&H!

Richard_Simmons

11-13-2007, 5:35 PM

The "juice tastes like blood" was posted on my birthday, so I would get that one

Jaff

11-13-2007, 6:17 PM

Awesome shirts! So much so that I just had to order a few even though it'll take a while to get here :)

lobster bisque anyone?

11-13-2007, 8:12 PM

I am so getting the "Duck, Duck, Goose" one.

Rofl-Falafal

11-13-2007, 8:50 PM

Awesome!! I love spli treason. It's a sweet site. And I'm totally buying the cape one.

junglebunny

11-13-2007, 10:49 PM

cape one was funnier when it had swears

MacAttack

11-14-2007, 12:57 AM

It's things like this that make me wish I had a better job...

FatPete

11-14-2007, 3:05 AM

NOT ENOUGH KRIS!!!!

....I want a sexy shirt though.

mRCookie

11-14-2007, 5:44 AM

i love u guys and i love C&H but.. like.. im a fatty! and a 2xL that shrinks . after wash isnt gonna help me :'( i would totally get like all the shirts! lol.. if it was like 3xl + xD

Aradhir

11-14-2007, 6:08 AM

Since some jokes might not be understood in germany, i like the Jesus-lying-on-the-couch-one really^^

But the monkey-shirt is great either

Think I'll get one them soon

augustoitudobom

11-14-2007, 9:37 AM

I think i wont be able to buy one since the cost of sending it to Brazil may be a little expensive :(

luxera

11-14-2007, 10:36 AM

niiiccce. Can someone fill me in on the dinosaur one? Is god dropping rocks and accidentally killing them? I am going to get that shirt but I don't like buying shirts that I can't explain. Must have missed that comic.

MisterP

11-14-2007, 11:09 AM

dreama

11-14-2007, 11:11 AM

These shirts are really cool....but umm where do I get one **blank stare**

Jose

11-14-2007, 2:51 PM

I don't really wear shirts but I can have one of the new shirts tattoo'd onto my chest.

That's teh sex.

Appelfap

11-14-2007, 3:10 PM

Do you or your friends sometimes wear shirts?

If so, today's your lucky day.

I laughed so hard :banjo:

gimp

11-14-2007, 5:39 PM

Aww, we didn't get this one (or the second frame of it)?
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/fattymcfatterson.png

Damn! That was the only one I wanted to buy.

romeojul

11-14-2007, 5:41 PM

hey rob, how comes you havent put up a seizure man shirt yet? the one with the strobe light, baby, and soda is a sure seller... I'd buy it in a sec! Curiosity killed the cat was another classic that would make a superb tee

Coz the SexyBeast 666

11-14-2007, 8:41 PM

Man that would be cool If more of those came in black, but anyways yeah those shirts are pretty cool.

Rob

11-14-2007, 10:24 PM

Man that would be cool If more of those came in black, but anyways yeah those shirts are pretty cool.
Couldn't you just as easily be less emo?

Mr Anorexia

11-14-2007, 10:26 PM

Couldn't you just as easily be less emo?
Can your heart get any blacker?

Phrozt

11-15-2007, 10:40 AM

Good thing I got the herpes shirt before you discontinued them!

And 'eh' on "new" designs...

Seriously though... can't you make some sort of contract w/a shirt company where people would be able to find any comic on your site and make a shirt out of it?

Cuz I'm sorry, but if people find a comic they like but you don't have a shirt for, they could just as easily print it out and iron it on or whatever.

Would be much better if there was a way of supporting you guys in this.

back in black

11-15-2007, 6:07 PM

i go to a Christian school, so i wanna get the Jesus one's and were them to school.

qwrack adduct

11-15-2007, 8:40 PM

wheres all the swearing and bad words?

Beanybag

11-15-2007, 9:05 PM

I am sooooo getting that "squeeze" one!

x]

lollercaust

11-15-2007, 9:31 PM

For some reason I feel like I've seen the *Squeeze* one before.

Lachdown

11-16-2007, 1:18 AM

After he had seen dinosaurs on the Earth, he wanted to kill them.
Well its more like when god was creating the heavens and the earth blah blah blah he realized he accidentally created the dinosaurs so he killed them by throwing meteors at the dinosaurs therefore explaining why the dinosaurs became extinct.

dinosaurman

11-16-2007, 1:12 PM

can someone post the god/dinosaur comic or a link to it? cant seem to find it but im pretty sure i saw it before

Ditas Bimbokas

11-16-2007, 1:15 PM

can someone post the god/dinosaur comic or a link to it? cant seem to find it but im pretty sure i saw it before

http://www.explosm.net/comics/818/

Btw, it's one of my favourite comics xD

letteratlantic

11-16-2007, 3:26 PM

Hey Rob, have you guys ever thought of putting some of these on hoodies? That would be awesome if you did.

I_Smell

11-16-2007, 5:00 PM

Did you change the scary banana one?

cosmosforest

11-16-2007, 9:27 PM

mornin
bought the monkeys shirt, got a wonderfully lovvely email saying that my order had been shipped(after being spit-shined... :P )!!
thanks explosm!!
also, at the risk of being hanged and tortured by american tourists here, any chance of getting the 'baby osama' strip as a shirt....?

DeeBoy5

11-16-2007, 11:02 PM

i wud of loved to see the one where the two guys are laughing and one goes behing the kid and thrusts and the kid yells rape..

nitr0z

11-17-2007, 2:21 AM

do you ship to europe? like sweden where i live? and we here love your comics! :) :D :D: D: D

Le'Rémi

11-17-2007, 2:59 AM

We in Estonia too, keep it up! Good shirts chosen, too bad i don't have any american relatives o so... but hey! ^-^

FrankTheTank1239

11-17-2007, 9:29 AM

I am so going to buy the one about juice and blood!

Omaaar

11-17-2007, 9:58 AM

do you ship to europe? like sweden where i live? and we here love your comics! :) :D :D: D: D

We in Estonia too, keep it up! Good shirts chosen, too bad i don't have any american relatives o so... but hey! ^-^
splitreason does ship internationally... you just have to pay 8.95USD per the first shirt and 1.35USD for each additional item...

H4xorz

11-17-2007, 10:01 AM

You guys should have bigger sizes, I'm fat.......AND I LOVE CAKE!!!

Deadhotkiller

11-17-2007, 11:47 AM

I miss the muslim Xtremists

mRCookie

11-17-2007, 3:19 PM

You guys should have bigger sizes, I'm fat.......AND I LOVE CAKE!!!

I feel your pain brother!! lol i cant get into these shirts either! :'(

Coz the SexyBeast 666

11-18-2007, 2:17 AM

Couldn't you just as easily be less emo?

Ah you called Me Emo. Man That hurts and i don't even Like The Whole Emo Crap anyways. I Hate Emo. It's all about the Metal:biggrin:

Cmd Asshat

11-18-2007, 5:09 AM

i like the banana one

I think i shall buy it

Blastedt

11-18-2007, 10:49 AM

I think the dinosaur one is "Oh shit! Dinosaurs! They'll eat my face! Kill 'em first!" than anything else.
I'm asking for the dino one for Christmas. Excellent shirts.

John Travolta

11-18-2007, 11:42 AM

Drover700

11-18-2007, 11:49 AM

Man, I wish the Duck Duck Goose one came in more colors than gold.

I look like an idiot in any type of yellow.

xxHawky

11-18-2007, 9:18 PM

Love the cape one, and hope you make more!
Heheheh! I think a shirt that just says...Thanks Super JERK! With him or something would be awesome....I love Super Jerk!
Or really about anything would look good on a shirt....The *squeeze* Shirt is soo genius and....well kinda a must..its like ya'll signature! I like it!

Ozz

11-19-2007, 4:48 AM

Hah, I showed the Bullimia one to a friend, she freaked out and started preaching that I was offensive to those poor people, I then pointed out she made suicide bomber jokes, which were just as offensive, with the small difference that suicide bombers know what they're doing, and bullimia people are dumb enough to stick their fingers in their throat, so they're asking to be made fun of.. this didn't help but atleast it shut her up ^^

Eder APS

11-19-2007, 7:17 AM

Where's the LOL FAG'S Tshirts? :(

dr brown

11-19-2007, 9:31 AM

1 shirt that i think would be awesome is the: "drunk driving is AWESOME" one. absolutely hilarious, with the blood on the car and techni-colour: AWESOME.
but my absolute favourite would have to be: "god help us; we're all going to die!...just kidding...there is no god" "touche dr brown"
i just love saying "touche dr brown" whenever i can. i find it hilarious while other people have no idea what im on about. hilarious on so many levels. pure genius i tells ya.

edit: just noticed the; drunk driving is awesome comic was a guest strip. id still love it on a shirt tho.

DiExmY_dArLinGxx

11-19-2007, 10:06 AM

I totally gotta get I want you inside me. People need to stop getting butt hurt over the Bulimia one. It's funny. Can you honestly say that you've never made fun of someone? I was bulimic and I'm not crying over it.

:D

briannef

11-19-2007, 1:06 PM

Any way we can get a T-shirt with Stripper Cop on it? LOVE that guy. Thanks! And thanks for making me laugh every day.

H4xorz

11-19-2007, 3:28 PM

No doubt about it, these shirts kick ass, no matter who you are. Even if your friends don't get it, just tell them about the site and there will be even MORE publicity!! Yeah for dumb friends!!

I seriously want to buy the "Ah Crap, Dinosaurs!" Shirt, I don't care how small it is on me, I'll wear it, and you guys should have the a shirt with the doctor that always says something like "LOL AIDS!"

dr brown

11-20-2007, 10:11 AM

just browsing through some of these comics, a shirt with curiosity killed the cat would be awesome.

YummySpanky

11-20-2007, 11:59 AM

excuse me. WHY WHY are all the shirts in extra extra large... HMMMMMMMMM? this is discrimination towards non fat people.

cosmosforest

11-20-2007, 1:00 PM

excuse me. WHY WHY are all the shirts in extra extra large... HMMMMMMMMM? this is discrimination towards non fat people.

I almost shipped myself an XXl - but I got me an L, so its all good - and I'm a 'non fat' person....

Also - yay!!got my shirts!!!
Now when I'm out with my mates I no longer have to say 'Hey - I'm being followed by monkeys!!'
Thank you explosm!! - and splitreason, for super quick shipping etc!!

Go raibh mile maith agaibh, from Ireland!!
(dangit - cant type in Irish here.... :( )

Mr Anorexia

11-20-2007, 3:39 PM

Ah you called Me Emo. Man That hurts and i don't even Like The Whole Emo Crap anyways. I Hate Emo. It's all about the Metal:biggrin:
I bet they call you Mr Gay.

llamaface

11-20-2007, 10:55 PM

i would so-ooooooo get the squeeze shirt if it came in a size that was say... four times smaller. I really really want it. (hint, hint... please make smaller sizes) Muah!

Coz the SexyBeast 666

11-20-2007, 11:41 PM

I bet they call you Mr Gay.

How did you know people call me Mr. Happy Huh? are YOU a stalker?

Mr Anorexia

11-21-2007, 12:47 AM

Actually I meant the homosexual type of gay.

onairos

11-21-2007, 9:11 AM

Yeah, can we please get some other shirt sizes besides XXL for the banana and monkey shirts?

Qwency12

11-21-2007, 12:58 PM

You gotta make shirts for us big guys!! I demand 4-5x 4x perferablly.

Also you should make the shirt that says "a picture is worth a thousand words, but this one just says your screwed" i think that was a gusest strip though but it was still pretty funny

shrike26

11-22-2007, 12:17 AM

im getting the *squeeze* shirt. just cuz i always feel better when i am having my man tit squeezed

Urser

11-22-2007, 7:47 AM

I thought the *squeeze* shirt had been out for years. Is it redesigned or something?

Nice choice of designs you got there. Still ain't buying any of those overpriced bastards though!

K-Mart Toaster

11-23-2007, 3:02 PM

dam i was hoping for the pregnant girlfriend one where they kick her in the stomach and the opposite one where they kick the guy in the nuts. i wouldve gotten it for me n my girlfriend

ice_baybe323

11-23-2007, 10:24 PM

i looooooooove these shirts and if i had a job id buy all of them there hilareous i especially love the zombie jesus and bulimia ones so yea keep making comics i look at them everyday and im working on my own but there not as funny

H4xorz

11-26-2007, 3:51 PM

Aww WTF! Sold out.........damn it

kel555222

11-26-2007, 7:36 PM

i bought the ah crap dinosaaurs one, it rocks :D

Qwency12

11-26-2007, 11:36 PM

MAke sure they make bigger sizes when they reprint ill buy like 5 :)

Coz the SexyBeast 666

11-27-2007, 12:09 AM

Actually I meant the homosexual type of gay.
I know but the Sad fact is i'm not a homosexual.

Do It B I G

11-27-2007, 11:22 AM

wow, these are amazing.

im so getting the bulimia and monkey tshirt.

=hmm=12

11-27-2007, 7:15 PM

Do you guys have any plans to sell these in ladies' sizes?

DrifteyKong

12-01-2007, 12:04 PM

hurry up and re-stock. i'm gettin antsy. i already know i'm gettin 4 of them suckers.

Ninjapanda

12-02-2007, 12:48 PM

lmao your tee shirts are badass! XD
I fuckin love the Cape dude one :3
was hopin you guys would make that one! XD

Smem

12-03-2007, 4:31 PM

ah no! I simply have to get the squeeze one for my friend! Wouldn't get to ye olde England in time for xmas though would it?
Also are any of these suitable for female size 6/8 (size 4-6 in America I think)???? I want one!!!

=hmm=12

12-06-2007, 6:26 AM

JaFFoG

12-06-2007, 1:36 PM

I'm going to buy a couple as well. Any news on when the stocks will be refilled?

ShadeOfTruth

12-06-2007, 5:59 PM

Ya, any idea when they will be restocked? ive been checking the past , 3 days. Shirts look great. cant wait to buy 4~8 of em lol...

FrankTheTank1239

12-08-2007, 11:40 AM

I wan't to see this on a shirt!

<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa231/FrankTheTank1236/Cyanide%20and%20Happiness/DeadDog.png" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>

Fire-MonkeyController

12-08-2007, 9:46 PM

I bought the bulimia shirt and wore it to school and almost every girl that saw it said that it was disgusting, but every guy that it was amazing, the guys are correct, it is amazing; I wanted to buy the banana, bed and squeeze shirts too but they were out of stock :frown:

Phlem

12-12-2007, 5:45 PM

Since some of my favorite comics arent already in shirt form, would you sue if i took the liberty of making one myself. Just for me, all the other hoes that want my shirts can make them themselves.

G-nius

12-13-2007, 10:54 AM

Woo! Girlfriend got me two t-shirts for christmas :D Well.. hopefully they'll arrive before Christmas, you damned Americans >:(

MonkeyBusiness

12-13-2007, 11:41 PM

Still waiting for ours (brother and i) dang namit haha, found out that the 15 day waiting period started on Dec 5th...may just get here in time for chrissy, awww yeah

"Putting the sensual back into nonconsensual" absolute GOLD

greasyp

12-14-2007, 11:52 AM

My girlfriend really, really wants the *Squeeze* shirt for Christmas, but the smallest you have is a men's large! No love for the women?

Vetmode

12-15-2007, 1:23 PM

No <3 for us non-fatty/non-bulimia guys? D=
Please tell them to make some shirts in M.
(And restock the Zombie Jesus Shirts.)

dark_angelof death

12-16-2007, 11:21 AM

I showed my religious friend the Happy Zombie Jesus Day shirt. He freaked out and started lecturing me.... he's weird. What else do you call something that rises from the dead?

Silene

12-16-2007, 2:53 PM

Didn't you guys used to have a LMAO BUTTS!!! t-shirt. Cos I was so gonna buy one, and now I'm heart broken D:

brkwy

12-17-2007, 5:34 PM

if you send one of these t-shirts for Brazil, how many days it will take to arrive?

@edit

and when you will create a "LOL, FAG!" t-shirt? i want ! :D

TomParis

12-21-2007, 4:17 PM

Could you please set the icon back to "sold out (partitially)", as many shirts are nearly sold out, again.

Squeeze, Bulimia, Juice, Banana, Goose, Evolution, Dinosaurs, Effing ans Group are only available in XXL, Bed in XL and XXL, Zombie Jesus and Bathroom are sold out.

That would be great, so it is easier to see if new shirts are printed again, when you flip back the icon.

Thanks,
Tom

Pombinho

12-22-2007, 10:21 PM

I wanna oneee :(
But i live in Brazil, so its expansive ¬¬"

frattparty

12-26-2007, 10:20 PM

I got the Frederico shirt for Christmas, and it was most definitely the single BEST present I have ever received. EVAR.

AdmiralTrask

12-29-2007, 7:00 AM

:wail: Sadly, I don't usually wear shirts. But my friends do, so I might get one for them. They will so owe me for it. Big. First-born child big, Rob. :dance:
But yeah, the shirts rock man.

gannz

01-03-2008, 2:20 AM

I was looking to get in on the shirt action but unfortunately I'm not an XXL and as such I can't actually get a shirt.

Are the shirts going to be re-restocked in all sizes ?

crzymunky21

01-06-2008, 6:57 PM

does anyone know where to get the shirt that says shirt on it, and nothing else?

1 of the comic guys is wearing it and i really want it hahhaha =]

cosmosforest

01-24-2008, 9:09 AM

Just got back from the supermarket, makin a few quick purchases - anyway, when I was at the till the girl there saw the t-shirt (Hey, I'm being followed by monkeys!) and started (though why I'm wearing just a t-shirt in Ireland in January is beyond even me), and she asked where I got it etc.
Short story even shorter, the t-shirts are a great way of spreading the Gospel of Explosm.