A crazy woman came on my Vocational bus

[Mr Anorexia]

And almost beat the shit out of one of my friends. There were apparently some false allegations of him hitting her daughter, who is his former girlfriend. Well the bus driver thought she was faculty looking for a student, so she let her on and once she spotted my friend she started attempted to run down the bus aisle screaming at the kid, threatening to beat him and kill him. Well the kid sitting across from me just kinda jumped up and stopped her, calling her daughter a stupid cunt and she was a good fuck, just to piss her off more. After about 10 minutes of basically every male student on my bus yelling "get off the fucking bus you dumb cunt" and "If you don't get off the bus I'll beat your daughter" and her threatening basically everybody there, the bus driver finally came and pulled her away (literally) and started talking to her telling her to get off the bus and if she doesn't than she'll call the authorities. After a few minutes she decided to get off the bus and she was taken inside the school by my principal. I have no idea what's going to happen but it was a pretty interesting morning.

Has anything like this happened to anyone here?

[Quadros]

No, because I''m not an arsehole.

In that way.

[hzac]

No, it hasnt. Literally.

EDIT: Actually, It has sort of. Me and some mates were down the coast in a Mcdonalds and I went to the tiolet, follwed by my mate (to use seperate urinals ofcourse) when a drugo crashed into the toilet holding a crack pipe in one hand about about 150$ cash in the other, stumbling everywhere he whispered "you boys better get out of here quick." Me being likewhat the fuck walked out the toilets. (If I was super epic and touch I would rolled him for the money but meh) Later whilst eating burgers we heard screams? Im not sure if that is a symptm or whatever but it was crazy.

EDIT EDIT: By the way, I did wash my hands

[Chardon07]

Every time a fight breaks out on a bus, it ends up on the news. So if your telling the truth i'll see it on the news

[Mr Anorexia]

So if it doesn't end up on the world news it means I am lying.

[Tweek]

This ginger and his whole family (mum and sisters included) once picked a fight with this guy from my school.
The whole grade almost ended up joining in.
Not sure if that is related at all the the thread.

[ne3]

As I was in school, and we had free from class, me and my friend decided to go down in the city to buy something to eat. Well, on the road, a few typical 20-year old no education guys thingy came driving on the road, completly fucking up the car's wheels using the breaks. It made a horrible sound, which made everyone just stare at them doing it. Then this dog ran out on the road because of the noise I guess, and just went under the car. It died, I'm really sure it did, telling from how it looked.
Anyway so the guys felt the bump in the car, then they rolled down their windows, looked around, then they spotted this dead dog, and you could hear them saying like "lololo gtfo quick" to each other. Then they just drove away.

[Chardon07]

As I was in school, and we had free from class, me and my friend decided to go down in the city to buy something to eat. Well, on the road, a few typical 20-year old no education guys thingy came driving on the road, completly fucking up the car's wheels using the breaks. It made a horrible sound, which made everyone just stare at them doing it. Then this dog ran out on the road because of the noise I guess, and just went under the car. It died, I'm really sure it did, telling from how it looked.
Anyway so the guys felt the bump in the car, then they rolled down their windows, looked around, then they spotted this dead dog, and you could hear them saying like "lololo gtfo quick" to each other. Then they just drove away.
I always see cats and dogs being hit by cars. Its a horrible thing to see :blanky:

R.I.P Dog that got his by no education guys

[Quadros]

One day me and my home-boys were driving down the road pissing around, skidding about and shit, when this stupid fucking dog came running out on the road infront of us. Needless to say we dropped some numbers on it's ass, then realised how many people were staring at us, so were were all at 'hahahaha let's get the fuck out of here' and drove off. It was awesome.

[ne3]

Oh Quadros, are you old enough to drive?

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[Cristo]

No, it hasnt. Literally.

EDIT: Actually, It has sort of. Me and some mates were down the coast in a Mcdonalds and I went to the tiolet, follwed by my mate (to use seperate urinals ofcourse) when a drugo crashed into the toilet holding a crack pipe in one hand about about 150$ cash in the other, stumbling everywhere he whispered "you boys better get out of here quick." Me being likewhat the fuck walked out the toilets. (If I was super epic and touch I would rolled him for the money but meh) Later whilst eating burgers we heard screams? Im not sure if that is a symptm or whatever but it was crazy.


Dude I'm pretty sure that crackhead probably mugged someone for the $150 and/or stabbed them which is why he a.) told you to get the fuck out of there and b.) you heard screams - either in admonishment for having been mugged and waking up from being knocked out or being stabbed, passing out and waking up again.

[History]

I haven't seen to many strange things on a bus/train, except during my various trips to Philadelphia, but a couple weeks ago I thought I was going to die in Baltimore. My friend and I went down there for a concert, which was in one of the bars in the electric factory. The show let out the same time the rest of the bars were and the car was parked in a public garage about a block down. Mass amounts of people were gathering in the street and just yelling, general rabble. Whilst we were getting close to the door to the parking garage some guy latches onto me and starts grabbing me (in a bad touch kind of way). I brushed him away and he kept trying to get a hold of me and was like "Whatsa matta baby, I know you ain't tryin' to get rid of me?" I was able to duck into the crowd, being that I'm only 5 feet tall and slipped away from him. There was a mass amount of people trying to get up the stairs to the garage all pushing, shoving, and screaming. It was rather terrifying and I was waiting for someone to pull a gun. We made it safely to the car. Suffice it to say I am from a small town so to me this was a pretty scary experience.

[DamnDude]

http://forums.explosm.net/image.php?u=5981&dateline=1190217288&type=profile

Hey cool, I sometimes almost do the same thing with my hair.

[Pelican Man]

Oh Quadros, are you old enough to drive?

Are you smart enough to be able to dress yourself?

[El Mojado]

Well it didn't happend on the bus, nor was it parent/daughter against one or two guys. What happend was some scene (gay) and emo guy got into a fight with a senior scene girl. What happend was that the girl kicked him in the face when they were hardcore dancing. So the guy kicked her ass, which was pretty intresting becuase he faught like a bitch.

Another thing was that a girl in my biology class (my first class) was having a hard time with her boyfriend. So her boyfriend comes in to get his jacket from her. So she starts saying that shes cold. And the guy says he's doesn't care. So the girl doesn't let go of the guy's jacket. Then it rips. The guy gets mad and slaps her in the face. She punches him in the face and then racks him. I tried not to laugh till the next class.

[xJesusx]

I was at this show last year and these two guys got into a fight over the dumbest things possible. Kid A refered to children of bodom, the headlining band, as punk and he was European and that apperently pissed of kid B. So kid B starts fight kid A and kid A really doesn't want anything to do with it so he is just trying to get away. Kid B is trying to beat the hell out of him and they literally fall on 5'1", 100lbs me, so now I am directly in the middle this. My brothers best friend, who is basically my brother, sees this, pulls kid B off and pushes him back, practically knocking him on his ass and making him look like an idiot and tells him to stop being a cock, pretty much. It was interesting, I will just leave it at that.

[PleaseBeautifyMe]

We had a fight a couple weeks ago at school, two girls. ONe girl [Judy] smashed the other girls' [Crissy] face into the metal railing, then Crissy grabbed her and threw her down the stairs. The rest was just punching slapping and beating. Not extremely fascinating but pretty cool to watch. There were about 50 kids surrounding the fight [it was right after lunch] but some teacher broke it up.

[Chrisso]

One time I was in the back of the bus, jacking off like usual, and this girl comes over and sits next to me.

I said, "Bitch, what do you want?"

She said, "I wanna suck your throbbing pen0r," and started licking her lips.

I smacked that bitch in the face and threw her out of the window. Jacked off until my stop. Got out of the bus, went into my house, and jacked off some more.

Her mom came to school the next day and trying to kill me with a hammer. I fended her off and pinned her against the wall.

I said, "Why you wanna trip on me?"

She was like, "You didn't let my fine young daughter suck your pen0r!" and then she spat on me.

I made out with her.

[John Travolta]

I doubt that has ever happened to anyone.

[green rubber bands]

One time, I was at a Chick-fil-a at the mall, and this one black guys was with this girl, and was like, "Bitch, go up to the counta, get a a chicken sandwich, and some waffle fries, and a coke...for free!"

[Mr Anorexia]

I doubt that has ever happened to anyone.
It happened to me :mad:

[John Travolta]

Anyone else :mad:

Every time a fight breaks out on a bus, it ends up on the news. So if your telling the truth i'll see it on the news

Shut up.

[jKoval]

Well one time, me and three friends were walking around our neighborhood, actually we were on bikes. And we were chilling on a corner and two little kids ride past us and look at us. They kept going and a few seconds later their mom comes running around the corner with a broomstick. Screaming and wanting to kill us lol so we turned and sped off, into nearby woods. We went through about 100 yards of woods and were walking with our bikes on the main road, I think we decided to go to the 7-11 at that point. So like two minutes later a black SUV pulls up next to us at like 50 mph and some guy, who I am guessing is the lady's wife, starts yelling at us. Supposedly we were making fun of his kids. Thank God he remember he would go to jail if he touched us lol.

[Squirg]

some guy is the lady's wife? uhhhhhhh???

[Quadros]

Well one time, me and three friends were walking around our neighborhood,
Oh right?
actually we were on bikes.
OH, SO YOU'VE STARTED WITH THE LYING ALREADY?
And we were chilling on a corner and two little kids ride past us and look at us. They kept going and a few seconds later their mom comes running around the corner with a broomstick.
YOU CAN'T FOOL US, WE KNOW WITCHES DON'T EXIST, LIAR!!!
Screaming and wanting to kill us
She's not alone, LIAR.
lol so we turned and sped off, into nearby woods. We went through about 100 yards of woods and were walking with our bikes on the main road
A MAIN ROAD? IN THE WOODS? WHY MUST YOU BULLSHIT SO???
I think we decided to go to the 7-11 at that point.
WHAT, WERE YOU GOING TO BUY A COKE TO WASH AWAY THE TASTE OF THOSE FILTHY LIES???
So like two minutes later a black SUV
Oh, why did you have to go there, racist?
pulls up next to us at like 50 mph
It stopped? AT FIFTY MILES AN HOUR? HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK WE ARE???
and some guy, who I am guessing is the lady's wife
I'm going to stick my neck out here and say; you guessed wrong. starts yelling at us. Supposedly we were making fun of his kids. Thank God he remember he would go to jail if he touched us lol.
Well We've already established how much of a FILTHY LIAR you are, good sir, SO I think it's quite clear what happened here. Child molestation. Good day to you, PERVERT.

[SlowCheetah]

Oddly enough, something like that actually has happened to me. When I was in grade 8 the bus I was on was pretty crazy. Everyone on it would yell and jump around and shit, but the worst thing we would do was through stuff out the window. We would usually throw things like sandwiches or yogurts at people walking down the street. Anyways, one day the same old stuff is going on, and someone has one of the fruit salad things, the one thats in a metal can. He throws it at a cab that was driving along side us. The guy was really pissed and he started following the bus. When the bus driver stopped to let someone off he went to the door and the bus driver opened it. The taxi driver comes on the bus, yelling and screaming at all of us, and he actually grabbed one of the kids who he thought did it by the shirt collar. The bus driver finally kicks the guy off the bus. So yeah, that was a pretty fun ride home.

Oh, and the bus driver was threatening to drive back to the school, so someone opened the back emergency door to the bus and we all ran out. Thankfully we were stopped pretty close to my house.

[/.\]

I was in high school one hot August day when the principal came on over the intercom and tells us that a water main malfunctioned and the gym is flooded.
Somehow, this constituted the removal of the entire student body one hour early, so I suddenly find myself sandwiched between two junior high kids in an extremely hot bus which is filled to its three-to-a-seat capacity. It was fucking Taco Day for lunch too, so you can probably imagine what I was experiencing.

Anyway, I'm riding in a nightmarishly sweaty orgy of public transportation when suddenly, the kids on the right side of the bus start pointing and yelling at something happening outside the windows. I look around and see a black dude sprinting from a convenience store with a cop chasing after him. This caused quite a commotion among the kids on the bus, and I witnessed much yelling and neck-craning.

Eventually the guy runs out of sight, moving towards a river with the cop in tow. The bus moves along in traffic for a while, when suddenly a police car flies by with its lights blaring. Then another, and another. They mobilized the entire fucking police force for what we would later learn to be a dumbass crack dealer selling his wares across the street from the police station.

As we watch the police cars fly by, we suddenly hear a dull THUNK from the back of the bus and watch as a police car slowly pulls in front of the bus with its right side mirror hanging off at an angle. The bus, now silent, watches the cop get out of his car, walk over the the bus, open the doors and say, "um, sorry about that."

At this the bus exploded in what can only be described as an armageddon of children laughing their asses off, swearing at the cop, and asking questions like "Did you shoot that black guy?"

Then we sat in a parking lot for an hour until the bus driver filled out the accident report and a replacement bus came and dropped everybody home. A whole hour, sitting in an oven of a bus filled with sweaty hyperactive kids and increasingly potent taco-fumes. Considering the hilarity of the whole situation, I think it was worth it.

[Rambowjo]

In my paralel-class, somebody sent a "BITCH!" sms to another girl. Apparently, the girl shared cellphone with her mother, so the mother actually got the sms. Next morning, she just walked in the class, and started shouting and being mad. I wasn't there, but the stories were pretty good. Nobody was beat up :o

[Insane Bagel]

Every time a fight breaks out on a bus, it ends up on the news. So if your telling the truth i'll see it on the news

a fight on a school bus makes it to the news where ever you live? haha wow

[LagFish]

I remember sitting at the back of the bus one day and this kid, Simon, was sitting a few seats away. This was in like grade 4 or 5. My friend who was sitting next to me whispered something to me about some boy she liked. Simon heard whispering and must have thought we were talking about him, he turned around, got his paint brush out of his bag and pointed it at my friend yelling "I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME AGAIN YOU MONGREL TADPOLE!" Needless to say he walked home.