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The Fetus
11-16-2007, 8:21 AM
It actually wasn't mine, it was my brother's.

His name was Harold and he was purchased by my younger, 11 year old brother in January when he was 10. I was speaking to a friend on the phone when I looked at my mouse cage and saw my mouse (Steek) and couldn't find Harold. I look by the half-coconut inside and see a rodent's tail. I lift it up and there's the corpse of Harold. I told my friend I had to go and broke the news to my brother. He got really upset and started crying.

The thing is, it's basically 80% my fault. Usually, you're supposed to put about half an inch of bedding inside a mouse cage (depending on its size), and I put about 2 inches. It was easier to clean up and I had to dump it out less. So I could just be a lazy, ignorant asshole, I added all that bedding that a small animal could easily get stuck in and suffocate than just adding the right amount of bedding to change once a month.

He was underneath a layer of bedding and was suffocated underneath the half coconut I put inside where both mice slept together.

This isn't even the first time I fucked up with pets with it being indirectly my fault. It was my fault we moved and left my dog at that house and had to check him out once a day, 'til my dad got tired of sending him to farms and gave him to a woman at the church he attended. She refused to give him back, she explained that the dog wouldn't respond to men and she assumed it was because my dad hit him or something. She was in the US Army and was sent to Iraq to fight. My dad never saw her again and that woman just gave the dog away. For all I know, she could have been shot in Iraq and died, and my dog might be a burger in Thailand or in the upper part of Wyoming licking peanut-butter of the cooch of a 60 year old woman, or decomposed in a gutter in Mexico.

This thread is not about "Hey Fetus, I'm sorry" or "Shut-up, no one cares about a mouse, at least it wasn't a dog." I want this thread to be about others sharing a pet loss, more preferably a small animal, like some type of rodent or reptile.

Quadros
11-16-2007, 8:23 AM
Oh no, that's terrible news man!

Now how will you mive your cursor round the screen???

PleaseBeautifyMe
11-16-2007, 10:13 AM
I used to have a really freaking fat hamster named Mr. Twinkles [I didn't name him].
He bit anyone who stuck their hand in the cage, and once we put a frog in there so he could have a friend, but he ate the frog. I'm not even kidding. He ate the whole thing. It was my brother's fault.

Then one day we have him a McDonald's chicken nugget and, of course, he died. It was sad because I loved him. Mr. Twinkles, my carnivorous hamster.

beermonster256
11-16-2007, 10:16 AM
So it wasn't so much the mouse died last night as the mouse was murdered in cold blood then?!

hzac
11-16-2007, 10:24 AM
Should of gone with Logitech.

Mirrorman
11-16-2007, 10:41 AM
I used to have a really freaking fat hamster named Mr. Twinkles [I didn't name him].
He bit anyone who stuck their hand in the cage, and once we put a frog in there so he could have a friend, but he ate the frog. I'm not even kidding. He ate the whole thing. It was my brother's fault.

Then one day we have him a McDonald's chicken nugget and, of course, he died. It was sad because I loved him. Mr. Twinkles, my carnivorous hamster.

I laughed in real life to be honest. I feel mean now :wail: .
My friends mouse died awhile ago. Antoher friend of mine was looking through her mouse-cage and was like "Hey this ones dead". Everyone was like no way you're joking. In the end when they saw it they were sad because it really was dead :frown: .

Bee
11-16-2007, 11:08 AM
I used to have a huge leapord fish, but he died when we moved. Saddest day of my life. ;_;

FlamingPeanuts
11-16-2007, 11:20 AM
I did a similar thing with Gerbils. I was trying to let them make tunnels like in their natural habitat but the soil was too wet and cold so it collapsed in, and one died of hypothermia. Sad really, the other lived a long life like double the normal life, but without his brother.

Far
11-16-2007, 11:54 AM
Rodents are burrowers. They make tunnels in dirt, wood, grass all sorts of stuff. Your hampster did not suffocate because you put extra bedding. In fact it's generally recomended that you keep a seperate cage filled nearly to the top with wood chips so that they can burrow around. It was probably just old.

Or it was fucking retarded.

The Fetus
11-16-2007, 12:07 PM
It wasn't a hamster. He had gotten stuck underneath the half-coconut.

trisha
11-16-2007, 12:09 PM
I used to babysit for 2 kids next door to me in the summer times. One morning I was watching t.v. with the little girl and I asked her how her hamster was doing. She said good and then we went to go see it. Well, it had died. It was horrible, she was crying to hard. I called her mom at work, she came home and buried it then when went back to work. I felt so bad for the little girl. So when she got a new hamster I never asked how it was doing.

lttheninja
11-16-2007, 12:52 PM
I had two mice. We one them because it was a feeder mouse for a snake. But it was so large, it ending up killing the snake by biting it. It was my brother's friend's science teacher's snake BTW. And we go the other one because the original one got loney.

And Im sure we've all killed animal by being lazy. I had a gold fish that was 5 inches long, I had it for two years. I was gonna clean it's tank but I kept puting it off and then it died. I was 10 and I cried.

Cocktapus
11-16-2007, 1:52 PM
I had a kitten for 3 years. I got her from the shelter when she was 6 weeks old, but last summer she got eaten by a fisher. It was weird because I never really admitted she had died, I just waited all summer for her to come back.

Mirrorman
11-16-2007, 2:21 PM
I had a kitten for 3 years. I got her from the shelter when she was 6 weeks old, but last summer she got eaten by a fisher. It was weird because I never really admitted she had died, I just waited all summer for her to come back.

A person ate your cat? What the fuck?

Demoir
11-16-2007, 2:22 PM
Dammit Quadros stole the obligatory joke.

BAN ME PLEASE
11-16-2007, 2:22 PM
In november I had to put my cat down after two months of it being pretty sick, and near new years my other cat mysteriously died in the basement, and then in mid-January my third and final cat died of the same illness my first cat died from.

John Travolta
11-16-2007, 2:24 PM
If you didn't want us to talk about how stupid this thread is then why did you name it "My mouse died last night."???

GCBC
11-16-2007, 2:27 PM
Cat AIDS. Stop fucking your cats BMP.

The last time I had a fish it committed suicide by jumping out of it's bowl and flopping toward the door. He almost made it too, we found him on the door mat.

alrightDARLING
11-16-2007, 3:51 PM
My fish Luna passed away on the 28th of September. When I first saw her lying at the bottom of the tank, I was in denial and convinced myself that she was just sleeping. I took a picture and thought of showing her later.

Obviously, I wasn't able to. It was really upsetting. I cried for days, and still do when people bring it up. I don't know why she died though, and I really don't want to know. I'd kill myself if I found out it was my fault. She meant the world to me. Poor thing died before hitting the two month mark. She never ever got to watch Finding Nemo. We were going to, but her tank was so dirty at that time that she wouldn't have been able to see through the glass.

Chef.
11-16-2007, 3:56 PM
This one time, I bought seven mice, fed them to my snake, and then made the snake to be like Bear Grylls. It was the most delicious dinner ever. Then I slept with one of the mouses (IT WAS REAL LOVE). Then i killed him because he crawled up my anus. It's so sad.

Honestly dude, when I was seven, my fish died and my parents replaced it, I never knew til the replacement died a year later. Get a new fucking mouse and you'll be fine. It's just an animal, sentimental value develops with new ones, it's not like your sister\child\family member died.

alrightDARLING
11-16-2007, 4:05 PM
This one time, I bought seven mice, fed them to my snake, and then made the snake to be like Bear Grylls. It was the most delicious dinner ever. Then I slept with one of the mouses (IT WAS REAL LOVE). Then i killed him because he crawled up my anus. It's so sad.

Honestly dude, when I was seven, my fish died and my parents replaced it, I never knew til the replacement died a year later. Get a new fucking mouse and you'll be fine. It's just an animal, sentimental value develops with new ones, it's not like your sister\child\family member died.

Have you no heart? A pet is part of the family. "Just an animal." You're a fucking animal. And by the way, you're not funny.

abbey
11-16-2007, 4:09 PM
I had a hamster once. She had cancer, but then we got the tumor removed.

She died at the tender age of 2 of, from what we can tell, natural causes.

Then she was in our freezer for 6 months because she died when the ground was frozen so we couldn't bury her.

John Travolta
11-16-2007, 4:33 PM
Why the fuck would you pay money to remove your hamster's cancerous tumor?

GCBC
11-16-2007, 4:38 PM
Then she was in our freezer for 6 months because she died when the ground was frozen so we couldn't bury her.

I understand the idea behind this, but it's still gross and creepy.

Mr. Crow
11-16-2007, 5:03 PM
My fish Luna passed away on the 28th of September. When I first saw her lying at the bottom of the tank, I was in denial and convinced myself that she was just sleeping. I took a picture and thought of showing her later.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b395/damnpink/LUNArip.jpg

Obviously, I wasn't able to. It was really upsetting. I cried for days, and still do when people bring it up. I don't know why she died though, and I really don't want to know. I'd kill myself if I found out it was my fault. She meant the world to me. Poor thing died before hitting the two month mark. She never ever got to watch Finding Nemo. We were going to, but her tank was so dirty at that time that she wouldn't have been able to see through the glass.

You're upset over a fish that you only had for two months? Wow.

Also:

I don't know why she died though

her tank was so dirty at that time that she wouldn't have been able to see through the glass.

Mystery solved.

AngelRedFlame
11-16-2007, 5:08 PM
I had a mouse named Schmidt, but after about 2 weeks, he became clever and squeezed out of his cage. He still lived in my house, but he was really difficult to catch. One night, really late, my dad got up to get a drink, and saw Schmidt. But Schmidt didn't run away, he ran over to my dad, and begged. My dad walked away to get something to grab him with, and Schmidt followed him. He was the cutest mouse!

My mom ended up catching him and letting him free in the local park. I cried. :wail:

alrightDARLING
11-16-2007, 5:13 PM
You're upset over a fish that you only had for two months? Wow.

Also:





Mystery solved.

What can I say? I fall fast and hard. If you knew her, you'd have loved her too.

And I had cleaned the tank before she died.

El Mojado
11-16-2007, 5:21 PM
I had a puppy once. We got him from a animal shelter. Then 2 weeks later I found it dead on the garage. He wouldn't eat, and of course we were planning to take him to the vet before.

Then after 2 years I got a new puppy. Again he wouldn't eat, he would spend his time on his mat sleeping or laying down. So we took him to the vet. We found out that he had parvo. There were 3 choices. 1, leaving the dog at the doctors giving him 24 hour treatment giving him a 80% chance of living and a bill of over $1000. 2, taking the dog home giving him treatment, giving him a 40-30% chance of living and a bill around $300. 3, putting him to sleep which would cost $10. Of course we were in the shitter and had not that much money.

Its my fault, I should given them their shots. :wail:

Pelican Man
11-16-2007, 5:28 PM
I took a picture and thought of showing her later.

When I read this, I thought "No, she can't have meant she took the picture to show her fish, that's just pathetic."

I cried for days... I'd kill myself if I found out it was my fault... She never ever got to watch Finding Nemo.

And this proves it. Wow. Watching movies with your fish? I bet you're the coolest kid in the chess club! :thup:


I had a Siamese Fighting Fish named Fido. He died because his bowl was dirty and never got cleaned. He wasn't very energetic to start with, little shit.

Benjaman
11-16-2007, 5:45 PM
I went go buy some fish, and I ended up finding these awesome looking feeder fish. I bought 2. One died 2 months later, because my brother dropped it, but he wont tell me why he had it out of the tank in the first place(:confused:). The other died 5 days after his 1 year birthday/anniversary of me buying them. I think it was old age (:fmita:). I didn't really get attached, but I was kinda proud because my fish that is supposed to live for 2 weeks and is fed to animals, lived for a year.

John Travolta
11-16-2007, 5:53 PM
My fish Luna passed away on the 28th of September. When I first saw her lying at the bottom of the tank, I was in denial and convinced myself that she was just sleeping. I took a picture and thought of showing her later.

Obviously, I wasn't able to. It was really upsetting. I cried for days, and still do when people bring it up. I don't know why she died though, and I really don't want to know. I'd kill myself if I found out it was my fault. She meant the world to me. Poor thing died before hitting the two month mark. She never ever got to watch Finding Nemo. We were going to, but her tank was so dirty at that time that she wouldn't have been able to see through the glass.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Spiffy13
11-16-2007, 6:01 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
I would honestly pay money for someone to perma-ban this guy. Not kidding. I have never read a single fucking nice post from him.
Go jump off a cliff, asshole :finger:

Anyways, I had this cat since I was born. He was always sweet and always gentle. Sadly, on Christmas break of 2004, he died at the age of 18. I still sometimes cry about him to this day :frown:

All things must pass...

Houser
11-16-2007, 6:57 PM
Iv'e had a few pets that haeve died on me, when I was about 6 or 7 I had an obsession with japenese fighting fish. Me and my brother both gto one and then.....we put them in the same tank and watched them eat eachother!... no acutally we had two seperate tanks and sense I wanted one so badly I didn't hear the lady say that my fish "aqua man" had a disease which was most likely going to kill him. A few days later aqua man was floating at the top of the bowl with my brothers fish staring at him through the glass.


I had a small little pet anole who i got for christmas from my older brother iI think 2 years ago.
His name was zippy because he was fast and I obviously couldn't think of a more creative name like aqua man. I had him for about 1 and a half years and 3 months before he died, my brothers did. My anole had died of natural aging so good thing is it wasn't my fault.

Azn Poser ^_^
11-16-2007, 7:36 PM
Ahh, the death of pets.

Well, this one time when my dad was cleaning the fish tank, he took out a fish and was about to transfer it into another bucket. But then it just died.
Of shock or something.

One of friends, when she was about five or six had a rabbit. She kept putting it into the little buckets that you use to build sand castles, but it kept on hopping out, so she kept on shoving the rabbit back into the bucket and then it died.

Different girl, she had a little bird, and the bird was in it's cage, everything was good. But it was a really hot summer day, so the bird was looking pretty bad and everything, so she told her dad and he poured warm water on the bird. It ended up cooking the bird because it was so hot.

And this other friend had a turtle. She kept it in a tank, but she thought it looked so pretty with a lot of water, like the tank was basically filled with water, so the turtle had to keep on swimming until it died.


All happened when these people were about five or six. Maybe kids should just not have pets. Ever.

Justin
11-16-2007, 7:39 PM
This post came to a shock to me.

I thought the title said Mother instead of Mouse, then started reading about Harold and being purchased by 11 year olds..it was quite interesting.

Mr. Crow
11-16-2007, 7:40 PM
I would honestly pay money for someone to perma-ban this guy. Not kidding. I have never read a single fucking nice post from him.
Go jump off a cliff, asshole :finger:

Anyways, I had this cat since I was born. He was always sweet and always gentle. Sadly, on Christmas break of 2004, he died at the age of 18. I still sometimes cry about him to this day :frown:

All things must pass...

I would honestly pay money for someone to perma-ban this guy. Not kidding. I have never read a single fucking intelligent post from him.
Go jump off a cliff, moron :finger:

Houser
11-16-2007, 7:44 PM
All happened when these people were about five or six. Maybe kids should just not have pets. Ever.

If children didn't have pets when they were little that died they'd go into a emotional shock once they were older with a death of a pet.
Also, if they didn't have one at a young age they wouldn't be firmiliar with animals so they'd most likely be terrified.

When I was 5-10 every few days my dad would bring home snakes. The first snake I got was so funny, he would twist around and almost look like he was smiling.
I thought these things were hilarious when I was a kid.
One day I woke up and ran over to his little glass cage, he was still alive and everything was ok.
He got on his little stick and he fell of.
Guess how it ends....

Ziggy St. Valentine
11-16-2007, 8:11 PM
You killed him with sodomy?

abbey
11-16-2007, 8:15 PM
Why the fuck would you pay money to remove your hamster's cancerous tumor?
She was really nice? :shobon:

Houser
11-16-2007, 8:48 PM
You killed him with sodomy?

How the hell did you know?


I once had pet flies with my brother which we named everyone of them crow-diddleies.

One day we went to feed them sugar and once we gave them it they exploded in a cloud of white liquid.

Godly
11-16-2007, 9:06 PM
My small pet/rodent died for said reason and I cried cause I'm a pussy.

:sad:

JonC
11-16-2007, 9:16 PM
I've never had a pet die on me, but I had a dog once named Thompson. I loved him very much so, but since he lived with my dad my sister and I only got to see him every other weekend when we went over there. He wasn't an extremely bright dog, but he was the lovable type of dogs, ya know? Though, if you did tell him to give you his paw, he would put it in your hand. Anyway, one day we came over and my dad told us he had to give him away because of whatever reason i dont remember. It was so sad.

Another time he had this dog named Brownie. I was even more attached to him in a way, because my dad had him since he was a puppy, and he was a cut dog too. Well I don't even remember what happened to him.

Another dog my dad had, which was more recent, he was a very small one, though I wasn't very attached to it at all, he didn't bother me all that much. He was named Spot, but he had to get rid of them. Though this time was because teh dog was outback chasing a rabbit and the decided to chance the rabbit through the garden and i haven't a clue what my dad said it was, but Spot got caught on something and when he jerked himself away form it apparently, he ripped part of his fur/skin off of him. Well Spot came at the door, barking or whatever and when my dad or his girlfriend went to let him they were greeted with a battle-scarred dog. Well, they took him to the vet or whereever and decided to just put him to sleep, or let them do whatever with him. Either they were too cheap to have him worked on, or didn't want to, or didn't have the money. Not sure.

Come to think about it, my dad has never had any luck with dogs at all. He doesn't like cats, so I don't think that'd work for him. They do have fishes though, and they're doing well, though its probably because his girlfriend mainly tends to them.

Pelican Man
11-16-2007, 9:26 PM
Anyways, I had this cat since I was born. He was always sweet and always gentle. Sadly, on Christmas break of 2004, he died at the age of 18. I still sometimes cry about him to this day :frown:

All things must pass...

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Seriously, if you had him since you were born, and he was 18, that means you would have been 18. And that was 2 years ago.

Thus, a 20 year old, crying about a cat that died 2 years ago. Real brave, soldier.

Justin
11-16-2007, 9:42 PM
Seriously, if you had him since you were born, and he was 18, that means you would have been 18. And that was 2 years ago.

Thus, a 20 year old, crying about a cat that died 2 years ago. Real brave, soldier.
What if he meant 18 cat years?

That would make him about 83 when it died. However, since the oldest recorded age of a cat is 34 years, crybaby at 20 works too. I sometimes enjoy watching Lifetime on television.

Pelican Man
11-16-2007, 9:58 PM
What if he meant 18 cat years?

That would make him about 83 when it died. However, since the oldest recorded age of a cat is 34 years, crybaby at 20 works too. I sometimes enjoy watching Lifetime on television.

Well, it seems that the cat was 7 when he was born. Checked the brave little troop's profile, he's 13. No wonder he's so headstrong :rolleyes:

GCBC
11-16-2007, 10:26 PM
I would honestly pay money for someone to perma-ban this guy. Not kidding. I have never read a single fucking nice post from him.
Go jump off a cliff, asshole :finger:


He's just misunderstood. Because you are stupid and you don't understand him.


Also, Vag, how much did that tumor removal cost?

Chrona
11-16-2007, 11:43 PM
I got trilops, those little fish like things. No clue what the hell I did with them, but they started eating each other, and I never cleaned their bowl so it was like black later on. Smelled horribly when I emptied them into the toilet though >.>

CheesePlease
11-16-2007, 11:56 PM
I had a stray dog come into my dad's yard once, he was a staffy cross something, such a beautiful dog. I loved him to death and we dubbed him Starvin' Marvin because he was so skinny. A couple years later he was hit by a car and died on the way to the vets. I was about 7 at the time, I cried for a week.

I've had a rabbit die, a different dog die that I had from when I was about 2, a cat die and my pet chicken die (I used to pick it up and talk to it and carry it around with me). I still miss most of my animals, but all good things must come to an end.

Urser
11-16-2007, 11:59 PM
I had a pet duckling that died when it was just a month old. It was so sad, because we have another duck which was its sibling and they went everywhere with each other. Once the duck died, the other one was making sad, sueaky noises and looking for its friend. :frown:

EDIT: It was eaten by a snake. We killed it tho'.

The Muffin Man
11-16-2007, 11:59 PM
In my science class we were testing the effects of drugs on the body with daphnea. We had like 10,000 of them. They are transparent so we would put caffeine in the jars and you could watch the heart rates soar. We put nicotine and the daphnia wouldnt do shit until they got a fix. It was actually pretty cool.

But then on the last day of school I wasi n my science teachers room saying bye with some other kids. So he was all like hey you guys want to kill some daphnea? So we OD'd them on everything possible. Nicotine, Caffeine, Methanphetamine (some minimal concetration), and a bunch of other stuff. It was pretty sweet. One in the caffeine jars heart actually exploded. Its entire body filled with blood it was pretty tight.

On another note one morning when I was 11 I woke up to find my cat only able to walk in circles. I thought this was pretty cool until my parents told me he was sick. Now its actually pretty funny to look back on because he was trying to get to like the litter box or the kitchen and he couldn't understand why he was going in circles. Mildly morbid but its actually pretty funny to look back on.

jesus juice
11-17-2007, 12:04 AM
I would honestly pay money for someone to perma-ban this guy. Not kidding. I have never read a single fucking nice post from him.
Go jump off a cliff, asshole :finger:

Anyways, I had this cat since I was born. He was always sweet and always gentle. Sadly, on Christmas break of 2004, he died at the age of 18. I still sometimes cry about him to this day :frown:

All things must pass...

I guess you stopped him from posting.

Anyways, 18 years!? Damn thats pretty old. I had a cat that lived for only 10.

Chrisso
11-17-2007, 12:24 AM
Pets are a joke. There is a reason humans are at the top of the food chain, we are better than those scoundrels. Eat 'em or leave 'em. Why you cryin' when you cryin' for nothin' and I'm cryin' for somethin' so stop yo cryin' 'cause that's the way it is.

Urser
11-17-2007, 12:28 AM
Pets are a joke. There is a reason humans are at the top of the food chain, we are better than those scoundrels. Eat 'em or leave 'em. Why you cryin' when you cryin' for nothin' and I'm cryin' for somethin' so stop yo cryin' 'cause that's the way it is.

How many times do you have to use apostrophes? (sp?)

Anyways, some people actually have bonds with their pets and don't think of animals as just a source of food. There are stories about dogs and cats saving their owner's lives every week. So shaddap and let us get teary over our losses.

Eshneh
11-17-2007, 1:55 AM
I thought fish have like a really, really small memory.

JonC
11-17-2007, 2:13 AM
I thought fish have like a really, really small memory.

A small memory? More like, not a very good one, it only lasts for like three seconds. Though, you could say, "how do they remember to swim?" In some faint ways it makes having a fish as pets somewhat useless when it comes to you wanting it to remember you.

Urser
11-17-2007, 2:20 AM
I'm sure that '3 second memory' theory was disproved when some guy taught fish how to do some tricks. He used to make a sound which the fish could hear and then they would do something... I forget what. But if the fish can remember to do the tricks, then they have a pretty good memory.

Eshneh
11-17-2007, 2:32 AM
Well that applies for that fish but not all fish right?

FlamingPeanuts
11-17-2007, 4:58 AM
Well almost all domestic fish remeber feeding time and know once the lid is open they are probably gunna get fed, but they can only remember a limited number of things.

GJ_eurotrash
11-17-2007, 6:53 AM
my fish knew what the fish food can was.
they would always swim up to the glass when they saw it.
I once left it in front of the aquarium for a whole night and they all went crazy.

Quadros
11-17-2007, 7:05 AM
Me and my brother filled our hampster's water bottle up with coke for christmas when we were kids. The greedy shit drank pretty much all of it, but turns out when a creature that small has that much carbonated liquid in them, they explode. Seriously. I think my bro was scarred for life by that.

Mirrorman
11-17-2007, 7:11 AM
Me and my brother filled our hampster's water bottle up with coke for christmas when we were kids. The greedy shit drank pretty much all of it, but turns out when a creature that small has that much carbonated liquid in them, they explode. Seriously. I think my bro was scarred for life by that.

Do you mean it really exploded? Like with a pop?

Quadros
11-17-2007, 7:14 AM
like head at one end of the cage, ass at the other, wich a liberal coating of blood mixed with coke splattered in-between.

I didn't get to see it happen (:frown:) because it happened overnight.

Mirrorman
11-17-2007, 7:42 AM
Oh my god. The site must've been horrible. Although seeing it would've been kinda weird. There he is, little rascal and then POP everything's covered with bodyfluids. Gross.

Quadros
11-17-2007, 7:48 AM
I'm getting my future kids a hampster just to do it again and fuck them up.

John Travolta
11-17-2007, 10:28 AM
It would have been awesome if it took hours for the hamster to die. Maybe it's stomach was just expanding and expanding for half the night and the hamster couldn't scream or even think because of the excruciating pain, and then he was relieved by his two halves ripping apart and his insides being removed. Fucking awesome way to die.

I would honestly pay money for someone to perma-ban this guy. Not kidding. I have never read a single fucking nice post from him.
Go jump off a cliff, asshole :finger:

Anyways, I had this cat since I was born. He was always sweet and always gentle. Sadly, on Christmas break of 2004, he died at the age of 18. I still sometimes cry about him to this day :frown:

All things must pass...
You really put things in perspective for me, I'd better stop posting. :rolleyes:

Flying Piggy
11-17-2007, 11:13 AM
that sucks bro, my hamster died once... :(

Benjaman
11-17-2007, 11:16 AM
that sucks bro, my hamster died once... :(

That's odd, mine usually dies a few times. :indiff:

Chef.
11-17-2007, 12:03 PM
that sucks bro, my hamster died once... :(

WHOA WAIT, THEY DIE MORE THAN ONCE? HOLY SHIT ZOMBIE HAMSTERS.

I just hurt myself laughing at this thread.


Edit: Damn you Benjaman

jesus juice
11-17-2007, 12:16 PM
It would have been awesome if it took hours for the hamster to die. Maybe it's stomach was just expanding and expanding for half the night and the hamster couldn't scream or even think because of the excruciating pain, and then he was relieved by his two halves ripping apart and his insides being removed. Fucking awesome way to die.


I second that. A very wicked way to die.

instant oatmeal
11-17-2007, 4:16 PM
Today i found one of my fish had died. Also, four of my fish were eaten by a bird, so it was kinda sad.

gagins
11-17-2007, 9:57 PM
During a span of about... maybe 7 months to a year, I had about 4 hamsters die on me:frown:. The first two were hamsters that I bought to keep my third one company. Actually, only one died. The other one I lost... They were named Scropha and Fatmanjoey (named by my 18 year old sister:eyebrow:) Anyway, then I bought 2 more and again, one died while the other was lost... Te thing is, I lived in an apartment on the 15 floor so I have no idea where they went. I never saw them again:confused:... And yet I never shed a tear, even though I cried when I watched "my dog skip"...

Squirg
11-18-2007, 2:46 AM
I saw one of my friends drop a hamster over the edge of the grand canyon once. Although im sure not on purpose. I felt a little bad, but now I think its pretty funny.

JonC
11-18-2007, 2:04 PM
That's odd, mine usually dies a few times. :indiff:

This made me Lol.

gtrst7711
11-18-2007, 2:18 PM
We're on our, I don't know, let's say fifth rabbit.

One of the rabbits that we used to have got filthy one day so my sister decided to give it a bath. The bath went well, and then she decided to dry the thing off. Instead of being a normal person and using a towel, she grabs her blow dryer. After a few minutes of blow drying, the rabbit quit moving, which we assumed to be a bad thing. We were right, as it died about 15 minutes later. My sister cried herself to sleep for about a week. True story.

Now I like saying to her "Hey remember when you blow dried the rabbit to death!?" I'm an asshole.

Chrisso
11-18-2007, 4:25 PM
All of your rabbits deserved to die.

HappinessMan
11-18-2007, 4:53 PM
I cried when my cat Yoshi died, and when my dog Elvis died.

We treated the cat like he was a burden for the last few days of his life because he wouldn't stop puking and shitting. We made an emergency vet appointment for the next day, and he died overnight

Elvis died of either a stroke, or when he fought my other dog and may have broken his back. I'd known both animals since I was a baby.

kingy
11-18-2007, 5:03 PM
My fish Luna passed away on the 28th of September. When I first saw her lying at the bottom of the tank, I was in denial and convinced myself that she was just sleeping. I took a picture and thought of showing her later.

Obviously, I wasn't able to. It was really upsetting. I cried for days, and still do when people bring it up. I don't know why she died though, and I really don't want to know. I'd kill myself if I found out it was my fault. She meant the world to me. Poor thing died before hitting the two month mark. She never ever got to watch Finding Nemo. We were going to, but her tank was so dirty at that time that she wouldn't have been able to see through the glass.

Haha, this one got a laugh out of me.

I haven't had a pet die in a long time.
The last death would have been about 5 years ago, my goldfish that was in an outdoor pond. Oh it was a jumbo goldfish by then, had had it for around 7 or 8 years. Was about 6 or 7 inches long by this stage.

Anyway, it got eaten by a kookaburra, guess I was upset for a few days, but meh. He had a good run.

EDIT:
Me and my brother filled our hampster's water bottle up with coke for christmas when we were kids. The greedy shit drank pretty much all of it, but turns out when a creature that small has that much carbonated liquid in them, they explode. Seriously. I think my bro was scarred for life by that.

That is fucking awesome

ryanknapper
11-19-2007, 9:10 AM
Dammit, the first thing I thought of when I read the title was, "How'd you post here if you can't click on things?"

John Travolta
02-14-2010, 11:50 PM
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HappyPalooza
02-15-2010, 9:27 AM
huh

PeeShaw
02-15-2010, 9:37 AM
wuh