Haikus for you

[BeneBreadstick]

This was done a year or so ago when I first joined, and I thought it was fun. Basically you just make up your own or you can answer other peoples' if you want.

For those who don't know what a haiku is I'll tell you. A haiku is a three line poem. The first line is five syllables, the second line is seven, and the third is five again. Also, it doesn't have to rhyme.

an example would look like this:

stop daddy I'm sore,
"i just need to cum once more"
I faint from blood loss

[InTransit]

I will approve this
Your haiku is disgusting
I will have nightmares

[Tokzic]

you suck at posting
my posts are better than yours
take that benebread

[BeneBreadstick]

laugh out loud, I'm glad
that you approved my haikus
this will be quite fun

[Urser]

How is this a game?
This thread does not belong here.
Ohwell, it's approved.

[king_arthur]

you suck at posting
my posts are better than yours
take that benebread

i agree with tokzic!

you plain suck at posting!

you are a little idiot girl at posting so go away!!!!

[Lance]

Arthur sucks at games.
He broke the rules for this thread.
Retards shouldn't post.

[BeneBreadstick]

i agree with tokzic!

you plain suck at posting!

you are a little idiot girl at posting so go away!!!!

You are just a n00b
I do not care what you say
Get the fuck out Please

[BKS]

Begging any girl
Fuck me and give it a whirl
Blow me so hard; hurl

[AidanC]

This thread fucking rocks
Not really a game but fun
This is orgasmic

[alrightDARLING]

Despite the last post
I just have to disagree
This thread's too dirty

[Chocoholic]

Classic poetry
Look what we have done to it
Modern twists are fun

[Demoir]

Haikus are quite cool
But they sometimes don't make sense
lolstrawberrycheesecake

I don't care if it sucks, best I could come up with without talking sexually.

[BeneBreadstick]

this weekend, I'm gone
to watch my little nieces
I hope I don't die

[Tokzic]

I like surfing spame
But some people don't like me
I like them anyway

[AidanC]

School is starting soon
I'm going into high school
Is it going to suck?

[Trashcat]

This makes me want to
Habitually Haiku
Outside of this thread

[Mobius]

My Burrito. Done.
The microwave did it's job.
My final task, the toilet.

[Trashcat]

I have this pimple
It is too soon to pop it
So I have to wait

[Tokzic]

Trashcat isn't amused
Although I amused him once
His posts make me laugh

[Mobius]

You're touching my balls.
Why are you touching my balls?
Because it's Friday.

[Tokzic]

I didn't touch your balls
What are you talking about?
Tomorrow is Saturday.

[Mobius]

I crawl towards you.
My piece, long, hard, and ready.
I am a Walrus.

[Trashcat]

If you're a walrus
You're a virgin til 30
Just like Mobius

[Mobius]

I turn the pages.
My eyes are deceiving me.
I wish I was blind.

[Tokzic]

You can't post when blind
And that would be horrible
So you take that back

[AidanC]

Mobius's name
Has three syllables in it
Tokzic only has two

[Mobius]

I pick up the phone.
"Hello?" is the sound I hear.
I do not answer.

[NVM]

Ah its Mobius
with teh Shadows fall avvy
he pretty coo too

[Trashcat]

I am drinking milk
It helps build strong teeth and bones
Now I can fight crime

[Mobius]

I take the napkin.
And with it, I wipe my mouth.
Her phone number, gone.

[NVM]

O' thought you had to describe the person above.


I cannot take it
the need to scratch the bad itch
of my unwashed balls

[Trashcat]

My cat is violent
It claws everything it sees
Shoulda got a dog

[Tokzic]

This thread is awesome
I like to post here
It may never end

[Trashcat]

Six-hundred one posts
The number increases now
Six-hundred two posts

[NVM]

there's no escape from death
for life is a murder train
and it, a' comin

[Mobius]

O' thought you had to describe the person above.
This was done a year or so ago when I first joined, and I thought it was fun. Basically you just make up your own or you can answer other peoples' if you want.
My clothes, to my rear.
Streaking, to the horizon.
I forgot my purse.

[spaj]

Tackles him, he does
Squirtle faints, I'm in need of help
I call Pikachu.

[Court]

Pikachu comes out
With a blast of lightning bolts
He is here to help.

Heh.

[Chocoholic]

Your foe uses growl
Your attack now does jack shit
DAMN THOSE POKEMON

[Werty]

School is starting soon
I'm going into high school
Is it going to suck?

I laugh at you, Freshy.
Although I'm just a Sophomore.
Yeah, it'll suck bad.

[Mobius]

She is elegant.
I take another photo.
Oh fuck, she saw me.

[AidanC]

Pikachu gets mad
He bites your hand really hard
For kicks and giggles

[Mobius]

The wind hits my face.
My goal, quickly approaching.
I hit the cement.

[spaj]

Relevant haiku
Wait, is it or is it not?
We will never know

[Mobius]

Birds flying, up high.
I look up, my mouth gaping.
My hunger is gone.

[Werty]

Mob's haikus are good.
Even though they are emo.
At least, the first two.

[Mobius]

Don't bite too hard please.
I said not to bite too hard.
You're a fucking whore.

[Lag]

I think she digs you.
She's been watching you all night.
STD's be damned.

[BeneBreadstick]

I have returned now,
from my brothers house in Mass.
the kids sucked real bad

[Chocoholic]

Kids are Satan spawn
Mass genocide on the brats?
I think so - With me?

[Benjaman]

Pokemon suck bad.
I really want a llama.
Llama uses: Spit

[NVM]

Suck my cock. Faggot.
You know you will like it. Fag.
Deepthroat it homo.

[Mobius]

Suck my cock. Faggot.
You know you will like it. Fag.
Deepthroat it homo.

I stare at the sky.
I don't know how to put this.
Nevermind is gay.

[NVM]

This is a story
'Bout how my life turned upside down
'Came prince of bel-air

[Tokzic]

Haikus are really fun
You can talk about anything
Except they don't rhyme.

[Trashcat]

Most of you guys suck
And put eight syllables here
Learn to Haiku Noobs

[NVM]

Tay Zonday's sweet rain
some stay dry, others feel the pain
baby born and sin

[Mobius]

This vicious circle.
It can never stop moving.
Fucking hoolahoops.

[BeneBreadstick]

some people know this
I licked my vibrator once
I kinda liked it

[Werty]

Haikus are fun, yo.
Though they're rarely relevant.
This haiku was hard.

To write, that is.

[Nyr_Rob]

Theres Bears in the Tub
There are deer in the Attic
My house is on fire

[Werty]

One time, at band camp
I learned how to play a song.
It was pretty cool.

[BeneBreadstick]

this is very true,
I have a huge vagina
what am I to do?

[letteratlantic]

a drunken night
fuck me sideways with delight
herpasyphalaides.

[letteratlantic]

i like toasted bread
now bitch fucking give me head
i like toasted bread

[BeneBreadstick]

I tickle midgets
in their sleep most of the time
they're just so damn cute!

[Chocoholic]

I remember when
Oompa Loompa avatars
Were found on your posts

[Zebbs]

I remember when,
I wrote a haiku in school.
Can't remember it.

[Zebbs]

Oh no, double post!
I hope I do not get banned,
two points already.

[BeneBreadstick]

I drink chocolate milk
It's like that chocoholic
is inside of me

[AidanC]

Why am I wasting
my time writing haikus that
don't make any sense?

[BeneBreadstick]

because you like them.
That is my educated guess
write more if you want.

[AidanC]

I think I will write
More. I have nothing better
To be doing. FUN!

[Tokzic]

haikus are real gay
cause they put limitations
on syllables used

[Nicky_Bee]

A memory locked
My mental gears are grinding
Like your gap-toothed smile.

*GAHICK*


(Mobius, your haikus rock the kazbar.)

[jewishjosh]

I lol'd hard at that
I see what you did there :lol:
:lol:'s a syllable

[Stina_xx]

Stupid cat threw up
On my bunk bed. I am mad.
Now my room smells bad.

[sk8er4life]

Maybe you should not
Keep your cat close to your bed
There's some free advice

[Mazzar]

maybe you should die
your advice sucks massive cock
there's some free advice

[Googles-my-bitch]

maybe you should die
your advice sucks massive cock
there's some free advice

No I will not die,
Yes I have a massive cock,
Thank you very much!

[Hats of!]

I'm going to be serious here... Ha...

A faint from the crowd,
Whisper in the hundred ears,
He's such a dick-bag

[sk8er4life]

What the hell was that?
You must be on lots of drugs.
That haiku sucked balls.

[Mazzar]

( to googles-my-bitch )

Then i should kill you
all your post's are gay u fag
this is your warning

NEXT HIKU!

I agree that sucks
he must of had sex with you
to be so homo

[sk8er4life]

What the hell's with you?
Being such a stupid dumass
Haikus are for fun.

[Mazzar]

i just feel angry
so so angry all the time
lol it is fun hoe

[sk8er4life]

whatever retard
you can do what you want to.
just do not be gay

[Mazzar]

Thats Awsome bitch thx
but i didnt ask permission
so stfu

[BeneBreadstick]

el oh el at n00bz
arguing through haikus?
you guys are silly.

[Mazzar]

calling us all noobs
through a haiku is silly dude
let me argue more

(wtf is el) and its haiku not haikus

[BeneBreadstick]

I made this thread ass
I think I know how to do
a fucking haiku.


(L O L) think about it. Also, I was using the plural form of Haiku.

[Mazzar]

I dont care , you suck
my haiku's rock all the time
learn from me you noob

( lol this is fun )

[sk8er4life]

im not one to talk
but he has ten times your posts
he isnt a noob

[.dot]

haiku is like sex
except there is less penis
and no sticky mess

[jewishjosh]

You guys sure are dumb
Lurk a bit before you post
Bene's a girl

[BeneBreadstick]

I dont care , you suck
my haiku's rock all the time
learn from me you noob

( lol this is fun )

Okay, how is this
You can shut the fuck up now.
You are the damn n00b

[jewishjosh]

That one was lacking
Used a swear to fill the line
With five syllables

[letteratlantic]

Some of you suck cock
I really don't mean to mock
But you fucking suck

[Mazzar]

Okay, how is this
You can shut the fuck up now.
You are the damn n00b

HAHA YOUR ANGRY
being angry through hiku
is very sad indeed

[sk8er4life]

Somewhat ironic
That being angry is sad
At least in your mind

[BeneBreadstick]

HAHA YOUR ANGRY
being angry through hiku
is very sad indeed

Your stupidity
also makes me very sad
very sad indeed

[Mazzar]

its true very very true
ur so sad it makes me cry
its true very very true

[sk8er4life]

how did this forum
get so enraging, angry
and utterly strange?

[Crabstick]

it always has been
here do dwell, idiots all
stupid posts abound

[fernandopassion]

i agree with you
all the posts here are stupid
we should go party

[BeneBreadstick]

semen dripping down
it tastes so good I love it
put it in my butt

[fernandopassion]

that is so nasty
i hope you are just kidding
if you aren't, eww

[Soul]

semen dripping down
it tastes so good I love it
put it in my but

finally you ask
ive been waiting for this day
just say when :heya:

[BeneBreadstick]

serious business
I don't joke 'round Fernando
I have no humor.

oh soul inferno
quickly before it's too late
might lose my horny

[sk8er4life]

OMG NASTY
fernandopassion is right
that is disgusting

[Crabstick]

homoerotic
so much semen on offer
i need a minute

[Soul]

sk8 and fernando
you know that bene's a girl
your both idiots

bene am i late?
damn you school i better not
time to get it on
:heya:

[BeneBreadstick]

well actually
haven't had my surgery
for now I'm a girl

[.dot]

i wrote a haiku
but it is not very good
so i won't share it

[letteratlantic]

bene i love you
oh you know you want to
give into me now

[fudgiedog]

it's the pelvic thrust
that really drives you insane
fish fish fish fish fish

[letteratlantic]

fudgiedog i want
a good time from you and your
amazing vagina

[fudgiedog]

agh oh noes letter
for you seem to have made an
error in counting

[.dot]

LOLOL
ROFLMAO
STFU fag

(read what the acronym stands for, not the letters.)

[BKS]

My dick is so small
and my hair carrot orange
"I Rape Boys", From Skreb.

[.dot]

when i cum in you
i feel the law is broken
you are twelve years old

[afroman8675]

that is disgusting
don't be a fool rap your tool
the sex part was cool

[AidanC]

How the hell is this
thread still open? It should
be closed by now.

[BKS]

Surely you are wrong.
I'd love to see Bene in
a thong. Please send pics.

[letteratlantic]

Aidan C shut up
no body here gives a fuck
you are a douche

[beermonster256]

This is my first go
I feel it's inadequate
Compared to the rest

[Zebbs]

Haikus are the shit
They make me cream myself
As does your mother.

[BKS]

Zebbs perhaps we can
work out a deal. We both fuck
each others mothers?

[Zebbs]

That sounds great! and hey,
Maybe after it we can
be oh so awkward

[Mr.Tea]

This deal sounds awesome,
Please include my pervert ass
Oh what splendid joy!

:stfu:

[FelonyMelanie]

You make me vomit
I actually want to
When I hear you talk

[Googles-my-bitch]

Haikus are soothing,
not this sick perversion,
lets see some beauty.

[sk8er4life]

if you want soothing
stay out of this crazy thread
you're in the wrong place

[OmniscientLobster]

Hey I am new here,
oh no, this thread is so old,
replies will not come.

[fear57]

stop daddy I'm sore,
"i just need to cum once more"
I faint from blood loss
At first I...
:lol:
but then I...
:bangkill:

[fat-red-chicken]

This is G&S
I like to post boost in here
I don't read your posts

[Wafflez]

Five syllables here
Seven more syllables here
Are you satisfied

[detvarsomkatten]

bump-bump-bump-bump-bump
bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump
bump-bump-bump-bump-again?

[TiredOne]

stop bumping this thread
It is not so funny dude
seriously man