Get to know each other

[Dresden]

Coke, but Dr. Pepper is better than both.

Favorite webcomic besides C&H?

[MaxAlcolo]

I've never really looked at any other webcomic before. (Recommend me one if you wish)


What's the biggest surgery you had ?

[Xambesi]

I once had six stitches in my chin when i slipped over in a playground


What's your favourite body part and why?

[MaxAlcolo]

The nut I no longer have. :lol:
Seriously, on my own body it's surely my dick.
On a female body, I think the eyes or lips would win.

What size is your bed ?

[iGavin]

Big enough for one. me.

If you had a racehorse, what would you name it?

[Xambesi]

Andromeda Palindrome.

If you were going to commit suicide, how would you do it?

[SEELE-GEIST-VERSTAND]

Definitly drowning in alcohol.

Would you like to do a C&H yourself?

[Phorpus]

Nah, I'd probably just screw up the precision and genius.
I'd feel like I was writing an extension to the bible.

What's the heaviest book you have in your room? Do you like the book?

[Grim]

Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix. Longest of the seven too. Well If I have all seven and read each one at least twice then yes I do like it.


Do you have a job? if so what is it?

[Richard_Simmons]

Student, I guess.

Last place you took a crap?

[Phorpus]

The bathroom in my house.
Not much else to say.

What was the first award/trophy you've ever won and what for?

[Grim]

I haven't won any awards/trophies. :wail:

Most favorite subject in school? why?

[iGavin]

A certificate for poetry. I had to read it out at a church.

Favourite instrument?

[Kaylee_08]

My favorite instrument is the electric guitar.

If you could beat up anyone who would it be and why?

[xJesusx]

I am going to with Grim's because they posted at the same time. My favorite class is photography because it just kicks so much ass!

Do you wear perfume or cologne? If so, what kind?

[Phorpus]

Calvin Klein, for both Kaylee and Jesus' questions.
Don't wear it often but when I do it's all I have, it's an old one of my dad's.
And I'd beat him up to get him off of his high horse.

What have you bought at an amusement park that you regret buying the most?

[Xambesi]

Calvin Klein, for both Kaylee and Jesus' questions.
Don't wear it often but when I do it's all I have, it's an old one of my dad's.
And I'd beat him up to get him off of his high horse.

What have you bought at an amusement park that you regret buying the most?

I've never been to an amusement park.

If you could drop an atom bomb on one country, which would it be and why?

[cosmosforest]

I've never been to an amusement park.

If you could drop an atom bomb on one country, which would it be and why?

Now that is a tough one!! I think I'd create a new country full of the people in power who are fucking up the world, and drop it there!!

What book are you reading right now?

[Kaylee_08]

I dont really enjoy reading. I'm not reading a book right now either.

Who would you say is your number one idol?

[Richard_Simmons]

My dad.

Non-released movie you want to see?

[sr_becko]

My idol is everyone who as their own self respect and dignity. I know that it is sometimes hard to maintain especially in today's day and age.

When was your last all nighter and why did you do it?

[Grim]

(Answering R_S's question)

The Dark Knight, even with a dead Heath. That and Prince of Persia: Sands of Time.


Who's avy do you like the most here? Besides your own that is.

[Jiggz]

Xambesi - it's nice to look at :heya:


Favourite part of Explosm forums?

[Xambesi]

Thank you.
And spame is the best.



Would you rather eat your own shit or your own dog?
(If you don't have a dog, pretend)

[Shawman]

i would eat my dog if it was prepared properly with a big pool of gravy

what's on the closest piece of paper to you right now?

[CrappleJuice]

some #, not sure who's it is.

If you could pick the one thing you could be good at what would it be?

[Richard_Simmons]

Sports.

Your Presidential Canidate? (I don't know how to spell it.)

[kissthisrump]

Candidate...McCain.

Describe something you always enjoy doing alone - besides masturbating.

[Jade]

I can't think of anything besides that that I do by myself. Maybe sleeping?


How many guys can a girl have sex with before you consider her a slut?

[Fugga]

"Your only a slut if you get pregnant" - From the George Lopez Show.

What type of shoes do you wear?

[JestorRodo]

The one I was hospitalized for 3 months after My banning from SWG.

Who Loves that Jestor?

[Patticus]

I love that jestor?...

What is your favorite sex position?

[Jade]

I would have to say reverse cowgirl.

How old were you when you lost your virginity and where was it?

[Con-Con]

Still a virgin.(unfortunately)

Favourite food?

[Phorpus]

Popeye's chicken, but I eat eat it so very rarely.
Although I'm getting a little tired of it.

What was the first animal that ever bit you? If you were never been bitten, then what animal would you prefer to be bitten by?

[Richard_Simmons]

Dog bit me.

Do you watch web cartoons? Which is your favorite?

[sr_becko]

Yes I watch web cartoons. My favourite is Happy Tree Friends.

What is your favourite sport to do in the winter and why?

[Phorpus]

Tobogganing, it's simple and requires relatively little exercise.
Also it makes me feel like Calvin.

When was the last time you burned yourself and how?

[Xambesi]

Last week, I touched the lid of a pot of boiling spaghetti.


How do you feel about Britney Spears?

[lazypenguin]

I think she's gone insane. Even more than before.

Have you got a university degree? (I think it's a college diploma in the US?)

[Jiggz]

Nope, not yet. Currently doing a correspondence degree with a double major in psychology and philosophy.

What do you usually eat for breakfast?

[Xambesi]

I have strawberry ice cream in bed If I know I'm going to have a bad day, otherwise I just grab a piece of fruit as I go out the door.


What can you see from your window?

[Roxi]

My garage, the back fence. Also, about eight signs warning to not open the gate or you will incur the wrath of Hendrix! (That is, my German Shepherd named Hendrix.)

Don't change the channel, what is playing on the nearest T.V.?

[sr_becko]

The news.

Have you ever had an operation? If so, for what?

[Richard_Simmons]

4 times for cancer.

Do you like waffles?

[SupriseSexZell]

I've never had a waffle

Whats your middle name?

[Jiggz]

Angelo. And oh, you must live under a rock

What was the last song you listened to, or are currently listening to?

[Phorpus]

A Matter of Trust by Billy Joel, listened to it while walking to my car after class.

What was the most fun you've ever had with cardboard?

[Pops24]

Pull me Under, Dream Theater

Best place you've ever been?

[OddKid506]

Megabowl... Ten pin bowling will always be the shit.

Favourite Superhero?

[Ayla]

Batman. He uses his brain to be super, not like those chumps who need a spider or a vat of toxic waste.

Favorite original NES game.

[cosmosforest]

I can hardly remember the NES really, but I always played Duck Hunt whenever I could.


What OS do you use?

[Jade]

Duck hunt.

What is the dumbest pick-up line you have ever heard/used?

[cosmosforest]

Now that's weird. I'd use an AOLism here if I could get away with it.

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[CharlieH]

*ignore post above mine. Continuing from last question asked*

"Hey love. Are you an electrition?" "Why" "Well when you walked in the room you gave off a certain spark that sent a current racing around my body"

Amount of contacts on MSN?

[Phorpus]

Zero, I don't use MSN anymore or any IM.
But the last time I did I think had about 5 or 6 contacts.

What was the first computer you ever used, how old were you, and what'd you use it for?

[Katiepwns]

1999 windows, 13, and i used it to play the first red alert, and watch sailor moon.

if you could create a class at a school, what would you teach, and why.

[chick_off]

I would teach "How to make perfect condoms" casue serisly if people start working on them better, and perfect them. BAM no more teenage pregnacys!

$1,000,000 just dropped into you lovers hands. They leave you, what do you do?

[Richard_Simmons]

I don't know, keep living. What do you expect?

Do you think the media is too liberal? (Americans only)

[Dresden]

I dont watch a whole lot of news. So I don't know. But from what I've seen, this country could use a little more liberalism right now. Damn Bush...

Favorite song lyrics? Why?

[valiantosity]

"So what made you think that he couldn't find a door in the morning? When he found that bed so easily in the dark".... Because they're true.

All-time favorite movie?

[Xambesi]

"So what made you think that he couldn't find a door in the morning? When he found that bed so easily in the dark".... Because they're true.

All-time favorite movie?

Labyrinth.


If you had to eat one food only for the rest of your life, what would it be?

[Phorpus]

Popeye's Chicken. It's terrible for me but I just can't stop.

What fictional city would you like to live in and why?

[CharlieH]

Explosm City or course. Honestly. There would never be a dull moment, what with all the penguin viruses, alien invasion and werewolf attacks going on in that place.

Reason you last vomited?

[Shawman]

too much whiskey the night before, was fun though

what make is your computer?

[efreak]

Computer Make: I believe is Acer.
What is your biggest pet peeve?

[Jade]

My biggest pet peeve is when my roommate doesn't put the new roll of toilet paper on the holder, she just places it on top of the old empty roll. It only takes 2 seconds, seriously.

What is your most embarrasing moment?

[Dresden]

oh, I haven't had a ton of embarassing moments, but one bad one was when out of the blue I let out a nice, loud fart in the middle of class in like 7th grade. Even I didn't see it coming. Usually you can feel it... Nope.

Favorite animal?

[Katiepwns]

a fox.

if you could see one person naked, who would it be and why.

[Dresden]

I would say Maggie Gyllenhaal, because she's damn sexy, but I could just watch The Secretary for that. So I'll have to say Summer Glau, because she's also damn sexy.

Orly?

[Phorpus]

Sometimes, but only if she's up for it.

What's the last present you got that wasn't given on Christmas or your birthday?

[Jade]

Celtic's tickets.

Tattoos on girls, sexy or not?

[Dresden]

depends on the girl, and the tattoos. Some can be super hot, some can look horrible.

Piercings? If not, planning to get any? Where?

[McGruff]

None so far but I want my lip done.

Whats been your biggest achievement in life so far?

[Xambesi]

Being selected from the whole country to attend The Hague International Model United Nations.

Which animal would you like to be reincarnated as?

[sr_becko]

If I could be reincarnated as an animal, I would be a panda. They are the most cutest animals ever and well, even when they're mad they are still cute.

What was the last song you listened to?

[Grim]

Otherworld.


ever gotten an F in school?

[efreak]

We wern't graded on a letter system, though.. I did to pretty bad in my Advance Math class.

What is your favorite C&H comic?

[Toker]

"WTH benches aren't supposed to talk!"

What stock should I invest in?

[Xambesi]

idk but get david ross to be your stockbroker
he got me a 36% increase last quarter

If your house was on fire and you could only take one thing out of it, what would it be?

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[green rubber bands]

My sex-slaves.


As a child, what was your favorite TV show?

[Grim]

Digimon. Still a good show to be honest, well season one and two that is.



What's your favorite video game of all time? Why?

[Richard_Simmons]

Twilight Princess, perfect in every way.

Favorite guy on here.

[Mr.Tea]

Me

Your most hated guy on here?

[Dresden]

You. Egotistical prick.

Perfect pizza?

[Phorpus]

Bacon, pepperoni, and ham. Sometimes sausage if I'm crazy.

What's the heaviest thing in your house that you can pick up with one hand?

[Richard_Simmons]

Foot cushion.

Ever play golf?

[Dresden]

Yes. Long time ago. Not my kind of thing, though.

Ever play Ultimate Frisbee? What'd you think?

[cosmosforest]

Never have, but I might pick it up at some stage - probably never though, knowing me!

Boxers or briefs/Panties or thongs - which do you prefer on your partner?

[Phorpus]

Panties, every time I see a thong I can't help but think how far up the rectum that goes and I begin to gag.

Favorite brand of hot sauce? If you don't like hot sauce then what's your favorite sauce?

[Kathryn0418]

Not a big hot sauce person... so Heinz 57. Yum yum!

How old do you wanna be before you have kids?

[Dresden]

Well, I need a girlfriend before I have kids. However, I wouldnt want a kid till my late 20's at the EARLIEST. I want to travel, and once you have kids you can't reall do that anymore. Maybe even early 30's... Only want one kid though, a daughter.

Favorite male and female names?

[nbastreetballer]

male: Alex
female: Olivia




whats your dream job?

[sr_becko]

My dream job is to work somewhere in the open, where I'm not confined to a desk. I'm going to apprentice for a trade so I think I'll be on my way to something like that.

If you were to choose when to have a child, when would it be and why?

[LonLon]

Most likely after i have some money in the bank, a nice house, and a solid relationship with my woman.


There is one song you could listen to for the rest of your life.. That song is?

[cosmosforest]

My dream job is to work somewhere in the open, where I'm not confined to a desk. I'm going to apprentice for a trade so I think I'll be on my way to something like that.

If you were to choose when to have a child, when would it be and why?

One little bit of advice becko - don't go into forestry, specially not with evergreens!!

As for the question, it was kinda already asked, but hey - I'll give it a bash.
I suppose, if I ever do have kids, I'd like to have them in my early 30's when I've had a chance to travel and do stuff, waste a few years (which I'm doing now!) I'd leave it til then cos I can enjoy my time, and then concentrate on giving the kids a great childhood!

What's your favourite tv show/music/book genre? (please choose the most applicable to you)

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[farmgurl]

tv show- comedy and cartoons (preferably both)
music- rock
books- scifi fantasy and classics

umm... worst injury ever?

[cosmosforest]

tv show- comedy and cartoons (preferably both)
music- rock
books- scifi fantasy and classics

umm... worst injury ever?

Easy - I dropped a piledriver (heavy metal cylinder used for driving large stakes into the ground) on my head, resulting in 3 stitches 3 days before a death in family.

How tidy is your room?

[Pig Fucker]

It looks tidy at first glance, but in actuality it is extremely untidy and needs some organization and a good dusting.

There is one song you could listen to for the rest of your life and only listen to that song. That song is?

[Dresden]

Probably Liberi Fatali, the Final Fantasy VIII theme. Why? Because it's a badass orchestra/latin chanting song.

If you could transform at will into any one animal, what would you choose any why?

[Richard_Simmons]

My dog. All she does is eat and sleep.

Where do you want to go on your next vacation?

[Dexide]

Italy, I love Italy.

If you HAD TO change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

[Phorpus]

My eyes, I have very weak eyes and I keep having to get drops and checkups and once an operation. I don't even need glasses but my eyes keep failing on me.

What book have you read the most?

[Richard_Simmons]

Redwall by Brian Jacques. Yay, violence!

Ever seen the webseries Red vs. Blue?

[Dresden]

God yes, I love Red vs Blue. In fact, I'm wearing a RvB shirt at this moment. (Blarg)

You read XKCD?

http://xkcd.com/

[Grim]

I don't know what XKCD is, so no.




last movies you've seen? Both in theaters and on dvd.

[Xambesi]

I just watched Fargo on dvd, and I saw Sweeney Todd the other day in cinema.


Favourite pokemon?

[Dresden]

So many cool ones, but my current favorite is Umbreon. Even though I've never actually had one yet. It's just that cool.

Favorite anime? If you watch anime, that is...

[Phorpus]

I don't, so I don't have a favorite Anime. Does Poke'mon count? Because back in the day Poke'mon was awesome.

What was the most trivial thing you've ever had an argument over with somebody?

[Pyro]

One quite trivial one was the "Which one was first, an egg or a chicken?" question.

Which one was first, an egg or a chicken?

[Corcho]

chicken

What your favorite H.P Lovecraft book?

[Quiller9]

chicken

What your favorite H.P Lovecraft book?

Fave HPL story - The Dunwich Horror

What's the coolest thing you've done today?

[Phorpus]

It's 9:30 in the morning, the only things I've done are brush my teeth, pet my dog, go to school, and check my e-mails. But I guess I might've brushed my teeth real cool-like. I even brushed the back of my teeth and almost gagged.

When was the last time you played in sand excluding at the beach?

[Krabby]

When I was about.. six, I think. We had a sand pit at home.

Fav music genre?

[Jade]

I'm into all types of music pretty much except country music.

What is your favorite body part on a guy/girl besides the obvious tits and ass?

[Krabby]

Face. Beats tits and ass on a lot of girls anyway, they don't have to be oversized.

Shittest moment of your day?

[Rui]

Waiting out in the freezing cold for the bus for ages

what would you like your last meal to be?

[Dresden]

Big honkin' plate of spaghetti with meat sauce and meatballs. A Sprechers Cream Soda. Maybe some tasty garlic bread. I love Italian food, can you tell?

Ever been arrested? Or committed a crime and got away with it?

[Quiller9]

Big honkin' plate of spaghetti with meat sauce and meatballs. A Sprechers Cream Soda. Maybe some tasty garlic bread. I love Italian food, can you tell?

Ever been arrested? Or committed a crime and got away with it?

Both.

Ever had a paranormal experience - if so describe it.

[Phorpus]

One time I was at church I was looking at Jesus on the crucifix for a long time and at one point I saw the head turn and face me. But after I blinked it was normal. I might've just been tired, though.

What is your favorite food that is under $5 but over $1?

[fcon]

Currently the meatball marinara sub in subway for €3, brilliant.

Read the book or watch the film?

[Shadowpriest]

Watch the film. Its so much better because of the simple fact that: there's no reading. :indiff:

Do you have an Ipod Touch?

[Grim]

No.


Do you have a boy/girlfriend?

[Richard_Simmons]

No.

Favorite Musician?

[Voracious32]

System of a Down.

Favorite non-web comic?

[Phorpus]

Calvin and Hobbes, hands down. Funny, smart, artistic, sarcastic, and nostalgic yet it never gets old.

When was the last time you played a board game and what was it?

[Voracious32]

The Game of Life, Around a month ago in "Career and Life Management" class... I'm in high school, and they put us through all sorts of mandatory bullshit like that.

Can you whistle?

[green rubber bands]

Yes.

What was the last thread you posted in?

[Grim]

The Game of Life, Around a month ago in "Career and Life Management" class... I'm in high school, and they put us through all sorts of mandatory bullshit like that.

Can you whistle?


No.


Do you want to know what my avatar is?

[farmgurl]

looks like kingdom hearts to me

fav video game?

[Richard_Simmons]

Twilight Princess

Have an iPod or Zune?

[TheQuackOnCrack]

No, but I have a "Zen". I asked for an iPod, but NNNOOOOOOO...
Fave pokémon (if you like it)?

[Dresden]

Well, I just ordered Emerald, (only have Fire Red and the old ones now), so I haven't gotten it yet, but Rayquaza looks fucking awesome. So that's my vote.

Have you caught them all?

[Xambesi]

No, because I never traded with people, I didn't have the cord thing or whatever.

Do you live at home with your parents? If so, when are you going to move out?

[Phorpus]

Yup, will probably move out in a few years or so depending on what graduate school I go to.

How many phones do you have in your home? And how many of them don't have digital screens?

[Jiggz]

I have my cellphone. It has a digital screen...


What is the colour and design of your bed linen?

[Jade]

Pink and tan sheets and pillow cases and white comforter.

What is the most disturbing thing you have ever seen?

[Dresden]

Oh, there was this video that I randomly found online where guys were mutilating their own penises. Yeah, that was disturbing. I don't even remember how or why I found it.

Favorite snack food?

[GenericInsanity]

Oh, there was this video that I randomly found online where guys were mutilating their own penises. Yeah, that was disturbing. I don't even remember how or why I found it.

Favorite snack food?


I really like macaroni and cheese. I'll eat it at any time of any day. =) Especially the really bad EZMac stuff! It's so good.

What's the best compliment you've ever received?

[Shadowpriest]

You kick ass dude. (After a halo 3 match where I kicked everybody's ass. I got like 5 friend requests from one single random game I happened to kick more ass than usual.)

CoD 3 good, bad, acceptable?

[dontegh]

Awsome.

Know any Juggaloes?

[Pig Fucker]

A few, they're kind of annoying at times, and the ICP gets old, but they aren't too bad.


Do you like Whipped Cream?

[Phorpus]

Indifferent to it, don't really need it but it's alright sometimes.
Most of the time I'll pass on it, though.

What have you bought the most of this month excluding food?

[Kathryn0418]

Gas, probably.

Favorite Family Guy episode (if you watch it)?

[Paper.Heart]

The Star Wars one

Do you like your real name?

[Voracious32]

It's acceptable. Nothing special, but it makes a good (first letter)-(first syllable of last name) nickname.

Do you use a lot of obscenities?

[Phorpus]

I almost never use obscenities, and when I do it's usually as a joke or something.

How protective are you of people touching things in your room?

[Richard_Simmons]

I don't like people touching my stuff, ever.

Weird one: Favorite Body Part?

[Dresden]

BOOBS!!!!

LEAST favorite body part?

[Kathryn0418]

On someone the opposite sex (aka guys): Knees or thighs.
On me: Umm... I guess my tummy?

Favorite TV station?

[Shawman]

Dave

what game would you like to be playing now?

[Phorpus]

Monopoly. It's endless and surprisingly addictive.

If you could invent a new Zodiac symbol what would it be?

[green rubber bands]

A pokemon.


What was the last thing you ate?

[Jade]

Yogurt with granola and strawberries.

If you could be anyone else in the world who would you be?

[Richard_Simmons]

Tiger Woods.

Do you play WoW?

[Phorpus]

Nope, and don't ever plan to. Not really my kind of game.

What is your favorite dinosaur excluding those used in the Jurassic Park films?

[Jade]

Nope.


What is the biggest lie you ever told? Did you get caught?

[Fugga]

I don't lie much but i guess it would have to be the time me and my sis were fighting over my step-dads camera then broke it. My mom told him that she broke it cuz he was drunk and wouldn't find out anyway.

Ever been locked out your house?

[Jade]

Yeah I do it all the time. I leave my keys in the apartment when I bring my dog out. I just ring everyone's buzzer in the building until someone lets me in.

Have you ever made a sex tape?

[Richard_Simmons]

No.

Plans for Valentine's Day?

[Jiggz]

Fuck all. I will, as usual, cook dinner for my girl, after which I have to study, and she has work to do on her thesis. Fuck Valentines Day.

Have you gotten anything for Valentines Day yet?

[Knight of Cydonia]

At my school people can buy rosses for others. I received 2.

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[Pig Fucker]

Why yes, I do enjoy not having a question to answer. Thanks. :indiff:

What is your favorite type of dinosaur?

[Phorpus]

Baryonyx, has a stabbing thumb, long snout like a Spinosaurus without the sail as a weak spot, fairly large, and awesome.

Favorite flavor of potato chip?

[Dresden]

sour cream and cheddar. Although I don't eat chips too often.

Favorite pancake toppings?

[Jade]

Chocolate chips and whipped cream. So good.

Favorite type of candy?

[Voracious32]

Sour Patch Kids.

How much money do you carry on your person?

[BlackHawK]

about R$ 15,00 (+/- U$ 7,00)




If you could teleport to any part of the world now, what place would like to go?

[Shadowpriest]

Probably Japan, see the sights, check out the place.

Favorite CoD4 perk?

[badumpbumpbump]

Last stand.

Favorite type of nut food?

[Dresden]

well, i hate nuts, but peanut butter pretty much rocks.

Favorite type of cookie besides chocolate chip?

[Phorpus]

Oatmeal/sugar cookies, I just like plain cookies without anything fancy.

Where's scariest place you've ever been lost in?

[NewShades]

Cincinatti

What's your favorite color and why?

[Fugga]

Green and I don't know why. I didn't know people had reason for their favorite color.

Have an HDTV?

[Da_MerV]

of course

entertainment = tv or pc?

[Grim]

P.C.


Favorite movie from two thousand and up?

[Richard_Simmons]

Spiderman 1, best movie ever.

Favorite Baseball Team and Player?

[Jiggz]

Well, my brother plays for the Randburg Mets. So I guess he'd be my favourite baseball player. Mostly because he's the only baseball player I know of.

Least favourite movie of all time?

[opn4bzns]

The Abyss. Much like Terry Pratchett novels, lots of people recommended it to me, but I found it convoluted, boring and uninteresting.

Macs or PCs? Why?

[Phorpus]

PCs, because I don't know the difference and I couldn't care less which one I use. And I've become more comfortable with PCs anyways.

When was the last time you played on the swings?

[Jade]

A few months ago. Me and my best friend lost a bet and had to swing on the swings naked in her apartment complex. It was dark out though so it wasn't that bad.

Ever had to do something stupid because you lost a bet?

[Mr.Monday]

nope because I'm a sore loser.

ever lie to someone to make them feel even worse than they already did about something?

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[Slimzj]

yes. but he was an AHole

Do you love me?

[Phorpus]

Not since you broke my heart.

Have you ever gotten a weird look from a government official? If so why?

[opn4bzns]

Bursting into a room and loudly saying "SO, WHAT DID THE COPPER HAVE TO SAY FOR HIMSELF?" while said cop was still there caused him to give me a bit of a weird look.

Which is your favourite forum?

[Goldfinch]

This one.


Ever gotten hit on by a salesman/saleswoman?

[Pig Fucker]

The girl working the Burger King drive-thru once hit on me. Not only did my self-esteem go up, but I got some free fries and an extra burger.

Do you like books by Terry Pratchett?

[Seriodor]

I just got a whole bunch of them, I'll tell you later.

Do you think theres a purpose to life?

[Xambesi]

Nope.
It's just something that happens.


When was the last time you slept in a tent?

[opn4bzns]

About ten years ago.

Do you actually bother reading G&S, or just post?

[Hickabod]

Depends on what the thread is, I'm obviously not going to read 86 pages of this nonsense.

XP, Vista or Other?

[sr_becko]

Unfortunately, I have Vista. I would much prefer XP though.

Are you single or taken?

[Richard_Simmons]

Single.

Ever do drugs? What kind?

[Dresden]

Single. It sucks.

Ever get in a car accident? What was it like?

[Xambesi]

Nope, never.

Have you been to Paris?

[Phorpus]

Nope, though I almost did. But the travel agency goofed up for some reason and all I got was a refund.

If you could be the president of a new club/group that doesn't already exist what would it be for?

[green rubber bands]

Dedication to my manliness, although that probably already exists somewhere.


Who is your favorite forum member?

[Jiggz]

Wow, tough one. I'd have to say Cristo, because he's fun to take the piss out of. (Diplomatic answer)


Least favourite forum member. And don't be coy or diplomatic.

[Idioteque]

Damn, thats a tough one, I don't severely dislike anyone that much seeing as I am new. CharlieH used to grate on my nerves with that wannabe mod shit he pulled.

Ever get arrested?

[Jiggz]

Wow, not much action in here.

Yes, several times.


What'd you eat for breakfast this morning?

[CharlieH]

Fruit and Fibre. Lots of sugar. And milk. MMMMM

Last time you saw a real life pair of boobs?

[Phorpus]

My own, in a mirror while taking off my shirt this morning. The last time I saw female boobs was my girlfriend's about a week ago.

What was your favorite cafeteria food in elementary school?

[Jade]

Chicken nuggets.

What is your favorite snack to get at the movies besides popcorn?

[JASAmanda]

Snow caps!

Favorite kids show?

[Con-Con]

Bear in the Big Blue House.

Where do you wish you lived?

[Dresden]

Ireland.

Favorite beverage?

[Phorpus]

Pepsi, I'm dangerously addicted to it.

If you found out that a wall of your house is filled with hundred dollar bills would you destroy your entire house to see if other walls had money, too?

[im lost 221248]

ok here us how to play
the person above you will ask a question after answering one
example:

post 1
Once in mexico

Have any pets?

post 2
yea two dogs

ever got walked in on during sex?

it continues like that
I will start us off.

Favorite Band?

red hot chili peppers or cat empire

fav movie?

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[Richard_Simmons]

Spiderman 1.

Least favorite ice cream flavor.

[sr_becko]

Anything with nuts in it. I don't know why but I just don't like the texture and taste afterward.
What is your favourite book series?

[Grim]

Harry Potter.

Considering the fact that Phorpus's question got ignored I'll ask it.

If you found out that a wall of your house is filled with hundred dollar bills would you destroy your entire house to see if other walls had money, too?

[Idioteque]

No, because I have pretty large walls in my house, so one wall full I think would be enough.

Favorite guilty pleasure song?

[JENNMAR]

hm, love machine, girls aloud, its wrong but so right.

favourite magazine?

[Disposable]

Any videogame magazine. Game Informer / EGM / Nintendo Power / PSM, etc.

Favorite brand of toilet paper?

[Richard_Simmons]

Um, the soft kind? What kind of question is that?

Favorite Restaurant?

[Dresden]

Tie between Olive Garden and Applebees.

What would your perfect meal be? (assuming you had a really big stomach, hahaha)

[SuEsq]

Wow, classy..
I'd have to go with Blackened or Miso glazed salmon, procuitto wrapped asparagus, garlic mashed potatoes, and a delicious blue cheese stuffed olive dirty martini.

If you could be famous, what would you want to be famous for?

[Jiggz]

I'd want to be more infamous than famous. And in my fantasy, it's for starting the biggest entertainment company in the southern hemisphere, catering to international needs for recording studios, shoot studios, film production and post production.

How often do you eat junk food/fast food?

[istalklang]

Junk food? Non-stop. Fast food? 2-3 times a week because of laziness.

Have you ever lost a fingernail or toenail for any reason? If so, was it gross!?

[Jade]

Yeah I lost a toenail. I opened a door and it hit the top of my foot and ripped my big toenail off most of the way. It bleed a lot and fell the rest of the way off a few days later. It was nasty.

Have you ever gotten stitches?

[Phorpus]

Once, after an operation I had on my eyes so my eyelashes wouldn't poke into my eyes. When I looked into the mirror it felt like I had 3 pairs of eyelashes.

If you lose something how worried do you get trying to find it?

[fcon]

Depends what it is. Something important, then very worried.

Your guilty pleasure?

[Con-Con]

The smell of my own farts.

Where do you really live?

[Jade]

New Hampshire.

Who is your celebrity crush?

[Con-Con]

Jessica Alba.

Favorite t.v show?

[Dresden]

Tie between Lost and Firefly. But Firefly was cancelled, so I guess Lost.

Do you actually care which celebrity hooked up with some other celebrity? Does anybody?

[Jade]

I read gossip magazines when I'm bored but I don't really care at all. My brother's girlfriend is really obbsessed with it though. It's really creepy.

What is your dream job?

[CrappleJuice]

Tie between Lost and Firefly. But Firefly was cancelled, so I guess Lost.

Do you actually care which celebrity hooked up with some other celebrity? Does anybody?


Hell no


What do you think is the fastest animal on the planet?

[CrappleJuice]

What is your dream job?

The one that pays the most gives me the most free time and chix diggit

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[Jade]

Hey quit messing things up. And what's with the fastest animal thing, isn't it a Cheetah? It's supposed to be getting to know each other.

What is something that annoys you a lot?

[Phorpus]

People that think they're smarter than they actually are. Especially if they're really cocky and ask stupid questions in class. Like the guy with the soul patch who keeps asking questions about The Matrix in every class.

Have you ever had a first impression of a person that was completely wrong once you got to know them?

[Richard_Simmons]

Nah, I'm usually right.

What do you think of the Gorillaz?

[Hickabod]

I think their first album was good, but after that they went downhill and released Remix after Remix, then I lost interest

Whats your favourite movie and why?

[Jade]

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind because I think it's funny, sweet and creative and it's a great movie to watch with your boyfriend or girlfriend.

What foods do you hate?

[Dresden]

Nuts (although I love peanut butter) and seafood. BLEH!

Favorite comedic movie? Drama? Action?

[badumpbumpbump]

Comedy: Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels/Snatch
Drama: Infernal Affairs
Action: The Matrix Reloaded

Do you think there are any good webcomics I should look at? (Beside Explosm)

[Dresden]

Yes. Girls with Slingshots (http://www.daniellecorsetto.com/gws.html) is very good, as is Butternutsquash (http://www.butternutsquash.net/). Also, try out XKCD (http://xkcd.com/).

You ever look at the site Cute Overload?

[istalklang]

Nope, but now I want to (and those webcomics damn you!).

Are you more comfortable naked, semi-dressed, or fully clothed?

[Hickabod]

Semi dressed, I love to walk around missing either my shirt or pants, but must be wearing the other.

What do you think of caffine/energy drinks?

[Phil_8equalsignD]

I like 'em actually. They taste good to me, and they also don't give me a short burst of energy but just keep me awake...

What's your favorite movie quote?

[Shadowpriest]

Yippie-ka-yey Motherfucker. Especially funny on Die Hard 4 when he shoots himself.

Die Hard 4. Good sequel or should've stopped at 3?

[Jiggz]

Should've stopped at 3. They thought by making the stunts and explosions bigger that we'd overlook the rehashed plot and gimmicky dialogue.

Do you smoke?

[Xambesi]

Only when I'm blind drunk or want an excuse to go outside and avoid someone.

How well do you do at school?

[fcon]

Was a B+ student in school. Now a 40% student in college.

Facebook, bebo or myspace?

[Jade]

I have a myspace.

What is a big turn-off for you?

[Fugga]

bad teeth :goofy:

Do you have a printer that can copy, scan, and/or fax?

[istalklang]

Several of them that can do all of that, a few that can only print.

Do you prefer cheese or salsa on your nachos?

[Jade]

Both!

What was your longest relationship?

[Dresden]

My ONLY relationship as of yet, a year and a half.

Best vacation you've ever taken?

[SuEsq]

Island of Zakynthos. Went for a week, ended up staying 4 months. Fantastic.

What's your dream car?