Get to know each other

[JOHNNY V]

The The thousand and One Nights



If you could, would u kill Carrot Top or Rosie O'Donald?

[BeneBreadstick]

Rosie. No one likes a fat lesbian.

How often do you poop?

[Rebecca.]

Can't stop, won't stop.

When do you think this thread will get dumped?

[MaTora]

A week or so.

If you could have three things with you on an island (No comms allowed, and no one else, what would you have?

[acci_dent]

Fleshlight, lots of food/water is probably a good idea, uh... a palm tree?

Biggest fear?

[Jiggz]

Climbing up something very high and precarious, then becoming frozen with fear and unable to climb down.

Pamela Anderson - Hot or past her time?

[Scrotemeal]

I say heights normally, but being alone would have to be it.


Edit: Fuck fuck. Uhh... past her time.

Saddest movie you have seen? Or favourite sad movie?

[Kenneh]

Lion King, teehee.

Do you masturbate to goatse?

[C00P_88]

No, but with your obsession id say you do

Do you have braces?

[Kenneh]

No.

Do you masturbate to goatse?

[AidanC]

Uh, no.

Are you looking forward to school starting or is it a waste of time?

[Kenneh]

It already started.

Do you masturbate to goatse?

[SeckshualDrippings]

Cant say that I have

How are you doing?

[Kenneh]

I'm fine thanks.

Do you masturbate to goatse?

[skanks]

I'm gonna go with yes. -barf-

Jesus or Optimus Prime?

[C00P_88]

Optimus Prime!!

Do you like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

[Captain Insanity]

Like isn't strong enough a word.

Did you watch Gumby when you were young?

[skanks]

Hell yes. Loved the show.

Ever watch 'Don't You Open That Trap Door' as a child?

[C00P_88]

Oh my god yes!! I was so cut when it came off TV!

What about Power Rangers??

[skanks]

Definately. I was always the blue one. ;]]

Howsabout Beast Wars?

[Captain Insanity]

Hell yeah! Beast Warswas great. But then I missed a few episodes and it started getting a bit weird.

What was your first gaming console?

[skanks]

Nintendo '64. ;]

What was your most favourite old school video game?

[Captain Insanity]

Oh dear, alot to choose from. Alex the Kid on my old sega was awesome so I'll go with that.

Favourite superhero?

[Grim]

Spider-man.


Ever watched Digimon?

[Jiggz]

Na, I stopped at Pokemon


Ever put the doritos in your underwear?

[Penis_Captivus]

Can't say I have.

Ever shit yourself in public?

[CharlieH]

Don't be silly.

Can you drive?

[Snake Face]

Of course. I'm not gay.

Favorite message board you've ever posted on?

[beermonster256]

This is the only one, so explosm I guess.

Coke, Diet Coke or Coke Zero?

[StrikeTwelve]

Coke

Would you accept a Real Doll as a christmas present?

[Pachycephelosaurus]

Only if it's stuffed with candy and more candy.

Have you ever aided in the destruction of a Furby?

[SeckshualDrippings]

No, but saw it happen on a video once.

what size shoe are you?

[Coconuts]

8 1/2.

Do you find give oral sex disgusting or fun? (On opposite sex if straight on same sex if not.)

[.dot]

Can't say sense I've never given oral sex to anyone. But I know for a fact that receiving oral sex would be fun.

What did you do for your last birthday?

[Ninja 2.0]

Actually nothing :-( I was sick at the time


Best friends name?

[.dot]

Robin, known him since 4th grade.

Best thing you've ever gotten for birthday/Christmas/etc?

[McGruff]

A computer.

Best embrassing moment?
(corny question)

[C00P_88]

Being walked in on during a threesome, thats a embarassing moment to be proud of!


Ever had a Threesome??

[Ninja 2.0]

No *tear*


Any pets?

[Grim]

One cat.


Ever been in a wedding?

[Vortex]

I've been to a wedding. But i've never been married. (I didn't fully understand that question)

Favourite type of music? (I mean genre)

[.dot]

I'd have to say rock. Like system of a down rock.

Ever had an internet relationship? How did it go?

[Relaps]

Yes and cool.

Have you ever thought about giving a blowjob? (counts for doods too.)

[Jiggz]

Ew, no.

Is Garfield really that bad?

[RabidMonkey]

Garefield is the second coolest cat around, right after Topcat.

What pets have you got?

[social_lawnmower]

A dog. She's a spoodle.

You're at the controls to a time machine, where do you set it for?

[Jiggz]

Ancient Rome.

Would you ever own a poodle, or are they fluffy irritations that should be swerved at?

[social_lawnmower]

I would not own a Toy Poodle, but real poodles are quite intelligent and don't have to have stupid haircuts. Plus they bark properly, not like the shitty little ones.

Would you ever ask someone whether they would own a poodle or if they are fluffy irritations that should be swerved at?

[C00P_88]

No, id never ask anyone if you should swerve at a dog cos my dog has been swerved at...and its not even a poodle!

Would you ever be in a threesome with someone of the same sex?(ie guy with a guy and girl or girl with a girl and guy)

[acci_dent]

Nah, I hate cock.

Reading a book? Which one?

[Captain Insanity]

Pop Goes The Weasel by James Patterson

ever wanted to run away and join the circus?

[CharlieH]

I would, but i have no special skills. :(

Last thing that you bought that was over £100 ($200)

[beermonster256]

PS3 :D

Favourite type of fruit?

[Jiggz]

Edit:

Banana.

Last good movie you saw?

[Captain Insanity]

There were a few on T.V that I saw recently that were actually good, sadly cant remember their names. So i'll go with Transformers.

Any movies you regret paying to see?

[SeckshualDrippings]

Saw 2, Saw 3, there are others but these really sucked!!


X box 360 or PS3?

[skanks]

Xbox 360 at the moment.

Got a job? Wherabouts?

[Jiggz]

Selling lies and false hope via moving visual media.

What car do you drive. If you don't have one, don't answer, stupid.

[skanks]

Mark 2 Ford Cortina. I'm pretty sure that's what it is anyway. First car. D:

BDSM/Bondage. Yay or nay? x]

[SeckshualDrippings]

nay

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale of the moonlight?

[beermonster256]

Frequently. I'm usually drunk at the time.

Family Guy, American Dad, both or neither?

[Grim]

Family guy.

The Simpsons, Futurama, both, or neither?

[Penis_Captivus]

Simpsons.

Orange juice or apple juice?

[Con-Con]

Orange juice

Favourite Sport?

[beermonster256]

OJ anytime, although lately I've been drinking Apple and Raspberry Juice. Yes, I'm a ponce.

EDIT: Football (Soccer type, not that rubbishy Americanised version of rugby), Ice Hockey and volleyball.

Sports, cartoons, action movie or romantic flick?

[StrikeTwelve]

I would have to say cartoons, only thing on TV that interests me when I'm stoned, so I reckon it means I'm only mildly entertained by the other options.

Is recreational use of marijuana a turn-on or a turn-off?

[JOHNNY V]

Its a turn off...unless they have Glocoma of Cancer. Thats just sexy!!


Have you ever pretended to squish someones head when you were mad at them?

[Oberlin]

Back when I was like 5.

Win the lottery or live to 150?

[acci_dent]

Win the lottery, no contest. Being 150 would suck.

What color is your wastepaper bin?

[beermonster256]

The bin part of it is red, the lid is blue and the swing bit in the middle of the lid is yellow. It's not childish in the slightest.

Sex, drugs or rock and roll?

[sk8er4life]

If all three together are impossible, I'd take rock and roll. At least then you could yell a lot and actually pretend that you're singin.

Would you rather date your sister, or date your mom?

[FelipeD]

NAHH

favourite music?

[skanks]

Probably my mum. At least I wouldn't get in as much trouble. :\ :(

EDIT: ROCK/METAL

Do you like pina colada's and getting caught in the rain?

[MaTora]

No to the first but I love the rain. Stupid place to live. Hardly any for most of the year.

If you had to see one country launched into orbit to live, which one?

[beermonster256]

Awesome question! I'm tempted to say Australia just to piss you off, but in reality I have no issue with you lot. I'll go with France. Too many onions and berets for my liking.

Who do you reckon is gonna win the rugby world cup now it's started?

[Ninja 2.0]

Uhhh... Rugby?
I'll say ireland, cause when their not chugging whiskey they're pretty pro.

Do you play an instrument?

[M@GiC M@N]

Nope

Ski, snow board, or nether?

[jerle]

Snowboard

If you came up with absolute mathematic proof that all religion is wrong, would you present it to the world?

[Ninja 2.0]

Hell yes. Religion is the cause for 99% of the worlds problems


Top 3 bands>?

[RabidMonkey]

Pink Floyd
Greenday
Supertramp

Choice between any super power, what do you pick?

[CharlieH]

Shapeshifting.

What are your computers specs?

[Jiggz]

Power Mac G5 2 x Quad Core 3Ghz intel xeon, 8 gigs of ram, 1.3 TB internal HD space, 2 X 30" cinema displays.


Favourite web browser?

[CharlieH]

Power Mac G5 2 x Quad Core 3Ghz intel xeon, 8 gigs of ram, 1.3 TB internal HD space, 2 X 30" cinema displays.


Favourite web browser?

Mozilla Firefox.

Jiggz, I belived you until you got to the 1.3TB of Memory bit, then I lost my fasination.

What MP3 Player do you have? (I have a Creative Zen Vision:M 30Gb)

[Jiggz]

Mozilla Firefox.

Jiggz, I belived you until you got to the 1.3TB of Memory bit, then I lost my fasination.

What MP3 Player do you have? (I have a Creative Zen Vision:M 30Gb)

I hate to embaress you. Look to the very bottom of the image. I also have a system drive that's a further 150GB's.



I have one of the first iPods. It's shit.

[Mazzar]

WTF? put a question? ill re-start it

Fvorite dog crap? ( lol )

[MaTora]

The one my sister ate by mistake on a water bottle at football (Soccer) practise a few years back. I'll be bringing it up at her wedding. I'm such a good big brother.

What do you find funnier, pedestrians being hit by traffic or a man being kicked in the groin?

[Mazzar]

Ouch! thats a tough one i like...
pedestrians hit in the groin by a car

whats ur fav comic person , rob , matt , kris , dave blah blah

[acci_dent]

I can barely tell them apart. I don't take notice of the cartoonist when I read C&H.

Are your speakers shit?

[C00P_88]

Yes very!

Favourite comic maker in the Fan art thread??

[junglebunny]

You!

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone of the same sex?

[BeneBreadstick]

Yes.

Do you like cranberry juice?

[Grim]

No.

Do you think BeneBreadstick is gay, lesbian, bi, or just sick minded?

[StrikeTwelve]

I think he's experimenting and is enjoying anal sex to the fullest.

Should I smoke a joint right now?

[sk8er4life]

Go ahead.


Get away with murder or get away with grand theft auto?

[StrikeTwelve]

I would say grand theft auto.

Salt or pepper?

[AidanC]

Salt, I hate pepper.

Play any instruments?

[Con-Con]

No,not musical at all

favourite holiday?

[Desert]

Birthday because all my friends give me 20 bucks and we go hang out for five or six hours.

Favorite comedian?

[sk8er4life]

Adam Sandler. (awesome stuff in i now pronounce you chuck and larry)

money, fame, or possessions?

[acci_dent]

Money. Through money you can get the last two. Although... possessions can be sold and you can always sell yourself, if you're one of them famous people. Hmm...

Is that my money is your underwear draw?

EDIT : 600!

[Ninja 2.0]

Yes. You caught me.

Most painful experience involving your genitals?

[RabidMonkey]

Cricket bat + nuts. Lots of pain.

How many bones have you broken?

[sk8er4life]

Three. Ankle, wrist and arm.

How many stitches have you gotten?

[C00P_88]

10 or 15 in my head when i fell on it when i was 5

Fave song at the moment?

[Coconuts]

San Francisco - Scott McKenzie. :)

Lip gloss or lipstick

[Captain Insanity]

On the subject of their edibility. Lipgloss all the way. On girls, I don't particularly care, as long as its not a blidingly horrible colour of lipstick. Wearing it myself? Lipgloss, why hide these lips!


To relax which is better for you Shower or a Bath?

[acci_dent]

Well bath, duh. Showers are all angry.

(I'll only care if an Aussie answers this) What radio station do you listen to, if any?

[Ninja 2.0]

103.7 The mountain or 99.9

What kind ofcar do you have?

[deadchild90]

2001 mustang, green, got it on my 16th birthday

Thing that turns you on the most?

[StrikeTwelve]

I would say a hot, round ass going away from me followed by the girl turning around and winking at me.

I'm an assman.

Deodorant, perfume or eau de cologne?

[AidanC]

I just wear deodorant.

Prefer warm or cold weather?

[Desert]

Cold by far. For many reasons.

You ever beat Free Bird on Guitar Hero 2?

[C00P_88]

Not beat it but i got 4 stars on medium which was pretty good! My mate beat it when we were high though, like gold stars on hard cos he was so into it

How often do you go on here?

[Ninja 2.0]

Eh, pretty often.

Where/how did you find/think of your signature?

[Shagg]

Uhh.. I think I saw something on another forum that said <Heres my funny sig!>.. and I just elaborated off of it.

Ever went through a weird-phase? Wether it was being a Goth, Druggie, or even gay etc..etc..

[Grim]

Nope.

Wich is better Half-life or Halo? (I like Half-life more than Halo.)

[sk8er4life]

On a public scale, Halo is probably more popular because not as many people know about Half-Life. Personally, I also like Half-life more.

Which do you like NASCAR or Formula 1?

[the psycho in the chapeau]

Neither thank you but defintaly not nascar.

Have you ever bought a case of candy bars before?

[Ninja 2.0]

hahaha I don't think so? (not that i remeber...)

Last time you ate McDonalds?

[Shmuh]

I dunno. Like, 4 months ago.

Are you a chronic masturbater?

[acci_dent]

Of course I am.

Favorite author? If any.
(thanks for changing your location Ninja)

[-ƒƒ-]

Have none, maybe Felix Timmermans.

What was your longest bike ride?

[madd hatter]

Somewere around 10 miles.

The dark side or the light side?

[Googles-my-bitch]

The dark side. All those cool murderous powers...hehehe.

Would you kick a puppy if you knew it would stop it from growing up into a crazed hellhound?

[StrikeTwelve]

I would kick it even if I didn't know it would stop it from growing up into a crazed hellhound.

Circumsized or not?

[Captain Insanity]

Not. I try to keep sharp objects away from that area.

Favourite holiday destination?

[Con-Con]

Portugal


Soccer or rugby?

[Coconuts]

Rugby!

No orgasm again or going blind and deaf.

[Cindy_Cummings]

Neither.


How long is the longest you lasted on a hot girl?

[Niki]

I am a girl.


What's the most you've masturbated in a day?

[daweydd]

Four times.
Does bitting turn you on?

[February Stars]

Not really, no. :ahe:.


Who's gonna win the Super Bowl this year?

[AidanC]

PATRIOTS!!!

Favorite month?

[Grim]

July. 'cause thats my birthday month.

Favorite color?

[madd hatter]

Green.

What is you fetish?

[Niki]

Asian girls.


What celebrity do you want to kill more than anyone else?

[fernandopassion]

nicolas cage

who do you think is the hottest famous person?

[madd hatter]

Marilyn Monroe.

Do you think the death sentence is just?

[beermonster256]

Depends on the crime. For paedophilia or murder then certainly.

FIFA series or Pro Evo (formerly ISS) series?

[madd hatter]

Pro Evo.

What was the guy above me talking about?

[Rick_James_Bitch]

I think soccer, because FIFA is definately a soccer series.


What's your favorite classic rock group?

[madd hatter]

The Moody Blues.

If you could kill any person who would it be?

[C00P_88]

George Bush

Sexiest Celebrity?

[Nicky_Bee]

DREW BARRYMORE without a doubt. Totally hot.

Which one of the senses (sight, hearing, smell, touch, and taste) is most important to you and why??

[Niki]

Touch, but I don't know why.

Fuck a bear trap or fuck your grandmother?

[Commodity]

Touch, but I don't know why.

Fuck a bear trap or fuck your grandmother?

Bear trap, seems like the right thing to do.

Eat a dog or a cat?

[Captain Insanity]

Either really but if I had to choose I'd choose cat for no real reason.

Whats your favourite flavour of ice-cream?

[C00P_88]

Chocolate, with choc fudge and choc chips...Its like dairy milk triple choc or something...so good!

have you ever tasted your own semen/juices? If yes, did it taste good or Bad?

[acci_dent]

God no. I mean, ugh.

Are you a fan of butylated hydroxytoluene?

[MaTora]

not really. I prefer non-carcinogous (spelling?) agents. try Neways products. heh. I'm a rep. pm me if interested.

If you had to choose between your best mate and a hot wom-wasting my time with this one.

What do you think would be the best thing to watch burn slowly and why?

[CharlieH]

Thats a tough question. To be honest, i think that it would be just a normal fire, with wood and everything.

Favourite class at school/college/uni?

[February Stars]

Thats a tough question. To be honest, i think that it would be just a normal fire, with wood and everything.

Favourite class at school/college/uni?

Veterinary Technician. Maybe.

Ever missed the light-switch consistantly and refused to turn around to shut it off?

[skanks]

I do it all the time. One time I got pissed off at it and hit it with my palm and pushed the switch into the wall.

Would you rather drink a shot glass of menstruation juices or a shot glass of cold diarreha? (or however you spell it)

[Jiggz]

Why not spend two seconds looking the word up, you are after all on the internet. Instead of using it to ask stupid fucking questions, try using it to grow your brain. Damn it.

I'd take the menstrual juice. With chunks if possible. Diarrhea could contain germs and apparently tastes like shit.

Do you use the internet purely for porn, forums, YouTube, MySpace and other mind-numbing activities, or do you at least occasionally use it to feed your mind?

[beermonster256]

I use it mostly for wasting time when I've got nothing better to do, although I also watch sport online (for FREEEEE :D) but now and again I read news articles and stuff. Only when I'm REALLY bored though.

Do you prefer doing work and getting it out the way or procrastinating until the last possible minute before even starting?

[sk8er4life]

Procrastination. I'm often more proud of doing something horribly bad in 30 seconds than doing a good job in 5 hours.

If someone you hated was in front of you, would you kill them or torture them?

[fudgiedog]

I don't actually hate anybody enough to want to do either, so if I could pick neither I'd pick that, but since I have to choose, I choose kill because I don't think I'd be able to bare watching anyone being tortured, let alone do it myself. By killing them I can just shoot them and it's all over, relatively painless.

Do you sleep with the light on or off?

[StrikeTwelve]

Off, I'm not 4 anymore.

Would you rather have your toes cut off or your teeth yanked out?

[AidanC]

Toes cut off. They don't do anything for me anyways.

If you could choose, would you rather be a chick or a dude?

[Red Ninja]

dude

do you like south park (dont answer if u dont know wot it is, lamo's)

[-ƒƒ-]

Off course I like it, it's a miracle that Kenny resurrects every time.

Do you live in the neighbourhood of a river?

[AidanC]

Yea there is one like 3 blocks away.

Ever played in heavy traffic?

[green rubber bands]

No.

Who's your favorite author?

[Nyr_Rob]

Tom Clancy

Ever got pissed and broke something important?(phone ipod etc.)

[Aideezy]

My lock for my tennis locker at school. It kept getting stuck.

How fast is your computer?

[Nyr_Rob]

Pretty slow, it varies from day to day.

If you could bring back any dead person, who would it be?

[BeneBreadstick]

James dean

Why do people think I'm a boy?

[Niki]

Because you're on the internet.

Do you like harry potter?

[Desert]

Just the movies.

If you have seen War. Who wins? Jet or Jason

If you haven't (I don't know when it came out), who do you think it wins?

[Nyr_Rob]

Jason.

Favorite quote?

[AidanC]

Elephants are contagious.
- Someone

Ever watched "the Office"?

[BKS]

No, I want to though.

Love or lust?

[MaTora]

Lust will do for now, too busy for anything else.

What would you rather, stabbing the crap out of someone on this forum or some random from your town?

[Nyr_Rob]

Forum.
My town rocks.

Last time you were shitfaced?

[Relaps]

Last Thursday.

Cheez-its or Cheese Nips?

[acci_dent]

I don't think I've had either. I'll go with Cheez-its because replacing s with z is awesome.

Go to the closest book, open up a random page and type out a paragraph. You can tell us what book it is if you want.

[-ƒƒ-]

Vom Stadtzentrum fahren Sie zur Hauptstraße nach Altstätten
noch im Ort beim Parkplatz rechts
unter der Zahnradbahn Richtung Osten auf der Alte Eggerstandenstraße
an der Kreuzung mit einer Vorrangstraße geradeaus
rechts zweigt die Straße nach Steinegg ab, sie halten sich links
steil bergauf durch typische Appenzeller Landschaft nach Eggerstanden auf eine Höhe von 892 Metern.

It's an extract of a cyling book about the Austrian region Vorarlberg.

Which courses do you have at school today?

[Youssef]

Vom Stadtzentrum fahren Sie zur Hauptstraße nach Altstätten
noch im Ort beim Parkplatz rechts
unter der Zahnradbahn Richtung Osten auf der Alte Eggerstandenstraße
an der Kreuzung mit einer Vorrangstraße geradeaus
rechts zweigt die Straße nach Steinegg ab, sie halten sich links
steil bergauf durch typische Appenzeller Landschaft nach Eggerstanden auf eine Höhe von 892 Metern.

It's an extract of a cyling book about the Austrian region Vorarlberg.

Which courses do you have at school today?

Too old for skoooool


Barcalona or Real Madrid???

[Captain Insanity]

Barcelona.

Ever been to or lived in Australia?

[fudgiedog]

Currently living in Australia. Lived in Melbourne for 10 years, then moved to Canberra and have been here for about 4 1/2 years.

If you could have any other name, what would it be?

[AidanC]

McLovin

Ever use drugs? If so what kind?

[-ƒƒ-]

No, not at all (unless you see alcohol as a drug).

Where will you live when you get retired?

[t to izzle]

Hopefully california if it's not underwater by then

ever see your baby's mama breast feeding and wanted to kick your baby so you can suckle?

[Con-Con]

Ha, yes once

Who do you think will win the rugby world cup?

[Aideezy]

England. Don't really keep up with rugby though.

Do you think that the comic today was funny?

[M@GiC M@N]

Ya!!

smoke?

[Rakala]

Not any more

Fave band?

[Aideezy]

I like any kind of music as long as its not ghansta rap or country music, so I don't really have favorites.

Did you watch Cartoon Network when you were a kid

[M@GiC M@N]

ya still do. lol

fave tv show?

[Aideezy]

Its an old anime show, it goes by a lot of names. But I think the most popular name is Samurai X. I love it.

Have you ever lived outside of your home country?

[Niki]

No, not really.

Ever done anything harder than weed?

[Cheshire Smile]

Does prescribed Ritalin count?

What's the dumbest thing you've ever been asked?

[Nyr_Rob]

"How do you spell a?"

What would you do if the world was going to end tomorrow?

[Far]

"How do you spell a?"

What would you do if the world was going to end tomorrow?
Sky dive in the morning as it's the closest I could ever get to flying unassisted than immediately after take my dogs and gerbils and drive to the ocean so I could see it in person at least once. I'd let the gerbils go along the way somewhere.


If money was no object where would you like to travel?

[Nyr_Rob]

I would travel around Europe, then once im done there, I would go to Tokyo.

Would you donate an organ to a family member?

[InTransit]

As long as I don't need it myself to live.



What colour underwear are you wearing?

[Nyr_Rob]

Let me check.
Black with white stripes.

Would you lick a toilet seat in india for $5,000?

[Far]

There is very little that I wouldn't lick for $5000.


Happy with where you currently reside?

[acci_dent]

I guess so, I'd be happier in a bigger, more expensive house on the coast, though. Probably.

What about your Grandma's arsehole, I bet you would lick that for $5000. Would you?

[-ƒƒ-]

Don't have a grandma anymore.

Which is the nearest city with a tramway?

[SeckshualDrippings]

Don't really Know, But the worlds longest tramway is 1874.50 miles away in New Mexico and that's about 28 hours, 12 minutes from where I'm at.

Do you feel lucky?

[t to izzle]

Lucky enough that I'm wishing GCBC would post nude pics of herself.

Ever taken a pee pee on someone for revenge?

[azunder]

No, but i pissed on some prats car before

what are you allergic to, if anything

[green rubber bands]

Peanuts, Shellfish, and Pollen.

What color do you like to use when writing in pen?

[Cheshire Smile]

Green.

What is your biggest pet peeve?

[AidanC]

When people clap at the end of a movie.

Graduation or Curtis? (If you don't understand, Kanye West and 50 Cent each released a new CD the same day, and if Kanye sells more, 50 said he's gonna stop making solo songs. "Graduation" is Kanye's and 50 Cent's CD is "Curtis")

[t to izzle]

Graduation fo sho! too bad 50 backed out of the deal tho, the world would be better off without him.

who's your favorite character in family guy and why?

[Ninja 2.0]

I actually don't watch t.v. Don't have the time.

Giant battle of Ninja's Vs Pirates.
Who wins?

[Desert]

Ninjas. Hands down.

Ever go to a website to get a free iPod of Xbox 360 or something and actually GET it after doing all the referrals and offers and crap? If so tell me the fucking site. haha

[Grim]

Nope.

What is your favorite Explosm super hero?

[Nyr_Rob]

Seizure Man.

Who is your favorite mod?

[M@GiC M@N]

Rob

What do you like more pot or weed?

[Aideezy]

Aren't they the same? If not, weed.

Do you like the Resident Evil movies?

[acci_dent]

I always thought they were the same, but I'm not a super-crazy hardcore pothead like everybody else these days. And yes, as a matter of fact, I do like the Resident Evil movies, am looking forward to the new one.

Color of your favorite underwear?

[Noodlie]

Black

Favourite piece office stationary?

[Relaps]

Black

Good choice, hides stains.


I'd have to say the Shredder.


Ever have those "late for a test while naked" dreams?

[Goblin Boy]

Ever have those "late for a test while naked" dreams?

Yes, and for some reason in my dream being naked in high school made me more popular.

If you could save any animal on the planet from going extinct, would you then eat it?

[Far]

I'm trying to try lots of different varieties of food so yeah.

Favorite book?

[Oofie]

Anything by Chuck Palahniuck or Bret Easton Ellis.



Who would you go gay for?

[CharlieH]

Noone. I completly DON'T feel the need to. Females are good enough for me.

How many times have you been TO'd?

[StrikeTwelve]

Once, racism isn't cool anymore ;(

Are you holding in your piss or excrement to post?

[Miss Freeze]

I'm holding, Your Mom!


would you rather dance in the rain, eat sugar kane, or feel no pain.

[letteratlantic]

Dance in the rain



What is a better container for milk
A) gallon jug
or
B) a bag

[Spastic]

A) gallon jug

Do you have sex on the first date?

[Miss Freeze]

Depends on what he buys me


Do you have hair on your back?

[letteratlantic]

No, I'm a girl.



Do you like Asian porn?

[Mirrorman]

No I don't watch porn :wail: .



Favorite TV show?

[Miss Freeze]

Gilmore Girls, scrubs, or how I met your mother.

How many hours a day are you on the computer. Be honest.

[Freelancer]

About 4 hours per day. Though I usually leave everything signed in, but it's idle.

What kind of bed do you have?

[Con-Con]

Single

Favourite sport?

[t to izzle]

Basketball, followed closely by REAL wrestling.

Have any pets? If so, what kind?

[beermonster256]

Volleyball, ice hockey or football (REAL football, not that american bollocks)

Favourite alcoholic drink?

[afroman8675]

Jack Daniel's

Testicular cancer?

[AidanC]

No but your mom has it :facts2:

What type of deodorant do you use?

[afroman8675]

Side Note: I know it's so sad, and my deodorant is in my signature.

Sex On The Beach.

Are you a nerd, be honest?

[Grim]

I'm a computer nerd.

What is your favorite super hero (can be an Explosm one.)

[afroman8675]

Seizure Boy

How tall are you?

[Far]

5'11

Do you ever just go for a walk without any real destination?

[Rebecca.]

Every now & then.

How big is the city/town you live in?

[afroman8675]

Yea a few times.

What's your middle name?

[Hulabalooza]

I have two ass.



Can you believe its not butter?

[BAN ME PLEASE]

Ya

do you love explosm more than your family

[afroman8675]

No, well most of my family

Do you think we should Impeach President Bush

[Grim]

I don't care if we do or don't.

are you a guy or girl?

[zerombie]

Dude.


You going through a drought too?

[Ninja 2.0]

Nope. It has been a little dry lately though...

Ninja's VS. Zombies.

Who wins?

[zerombie]

Zombies.

Favorite energy drink?

[afroman8675]

Gatorade

Penis size?

[M@GiC M@N]

Why you asken?? Never took a ruler to it but id say about 5.5 inches and stiff id say around i don't know 11

fave book?

[afroman8675]

side note: hahahaha that is the funniest shit I've read in awhile.

A Tail of Two Cities

What grade, if any, are you in?