Would you?

[CharlieH]

One evening at the pub, my mates and I started discussing if you would be able to be in a relationship with your opposite gender self.

Personally i woulden't. I coulden't hack them being excatly like me. It would just do my head in.

What do you think, could you do it?

[Oberlin]

I think I already am.

Many people have said that if I were a chick, I'd be her. Cept she has more motivation than I do.

[Glowybluething]

My opposite gender self would create a paradox, for there are no other genders than mine.

[CharlieH]

My opposite gender self would create a paradox, for there are no other genders than mine.

You what?!

Talk normally.

Oberlin, do you find that it's a good relationship, or a bad one that may break up soon?

[Oberlin]

I don't see anything causing it to break up. We've been dating for 4 months and haven't so much as disagreed with each other on anything. Kinda weird.

[CharlieH]

Congrats man.

Thats sort of the point I suppose, would people be worried about the "too good to be true" factor?

[Oofie]

It wouldn't be too good to be true though. It'd be kinda boring. Like, if you both love all the same stuff, you'd never try new things because you'd just stick to your same old favourites.

I think. It kind of confuses me :frown:


I am awesome though. A male me might be hard to resist :fmita:

[Glowybluething]

You what?!

Talk normally.

Oberlin, do you find that it's a good relationship, or a bad one that may break up soon?

I've got a mangina.

[Whorelock]

I've got a mangina.

This guy is gonna last long.

Anyway, I went out with a chick who was heaps like me, it was great for a little while. Until we broke up. :wail: I really don't think it changes the relationship at all to be honest.

[Jiggz]

Jesus christ. I'm the most difficult, impatient, over sensitive, complex asshole I know. I suppose I would be hot though.

[John Travolta]

No because myself is an asshole.

[Jiggz]

No because myself is an asshole.

This we know.

[John Travolta]

Hey shouldn't you telling us all about how great South Africa is?

[Protester]

I wouldn't do it, because like Aoife said, it would be way too boring. Plus I have some issues that I have enough trouble dealing with myself, let alone help another person go through the same shit.

[Glowybluething]

This guy is gonna last long.

Anyway, I went out with a chick who was heaps like me, it was great for a little while. Until we broke up. :wail: I really don't think it changes the relationship at all to be honest.

I wish my browser had a sarcasmdar. :pop:

[Azn Poser ^_^]

I wouldn't be able to have a relationship with a guy that was like me.
I would hate him and call him a fag or something.

And I'm nearly a bully. So that wouldn't work...

[AngelRedFlame]

If it was a male that was the exact same as me, then we would endlessly talk about random bullshit, that we would both obsess over, and then spontaneously combust.

But really, I don't think anyone could really handle it. Because being a perfect opposite would mean they were thinking the same thing, at the same time, at all times, wouldn't it? Unless you were completely narcissistic, then you'd probably get fed up with your partner not wanting to do new things, or be different, like Aoife said.

[Assassin]

I'd do me

[Azn Poser ^_^]

A guy version of me would just be this massive jerk once I think about it.

[TheHighwaySong]

Jesus christ. I'm the most difficult, impatient, over sensitive, complex asshole I know.

Same here, now imagine if this form of me had a vagina. I can't imagine putting up with myself. Plus I'd be hideous. And have small boobies :indiff:

[Urser]

Heck, I'd do the same sex version of me!

Umm, this is a difficult question. Theoretically, you should be the best match for yourself. However, when I think about it, I'm annoying as fuck and I have a voice that gets on my own nerves.

I guess it's true when they say opposites attract. So I'm expecting a tall, hot, athletic blonde to come my way some day. :hmm:

[Mr Anorexia]

Nah I don't dig fat chicks. Plus I get bored with things/people really quick so it probably wouldn't work.

[Quadros]

I don't think I could handle anyone else as awesome as me existing. I'd end up killing her to remove the competition.

[Spiffy13]

No, 'caus I'm an ugly piece of shit :wail:

[Freelancer]

I don't think I could handle anyone else as awesome as me existing. I'd end up killing her to remove the competition.

How do you know she wouldn't kill you first?

Personally, I couldn't do it. I have enough problems as it is, let alone another me hanging around.

[Niki]

I could date a same self clone of myself, thats how conceited I am.

Seriously though, yeah I probably could.

[azunder]

Not many guys are very feminine and vice versa so it'd practically be like going out with someone of the same gender.

[Cristo]

I probably could do it to be honest. She'd be, like, totally hot.

[opn4bzns]

Conversations would be pretty damn boring if you were the same person.

[natalie137]

Me and Tom have many of the same characteristics, quirks and tastes in music and film etc so we are basically the same person most of the time. Except I don't wanna go out and kill people :fmita:

But I don't think I could handle a guy exactly the same as me, you need something different otherwise you'd have nothing to talk about. Plus I am the most annoying, whiny bitch ever - that's not attractive in a guy

[I_Smell]

Oh yeah I'd be all over my sexy self.

[Souldrinker]

I'm the most difficult, impatient, over sensitive, complex asshole I know.

This is the exact reason why such a relationship would work for me. Half the reason nothing works for me is because I'm an arsehole, the other half is because I hate nice, plain people with no fire. As such, a match made in heaven.

[Niki]

Jesus christ. I'm the most difficult, impatient, over sensitive, complex asshole I know. I suppose I would be hot though.

http://i14.tinypic.com/6jx01sg.jpg

You are pretty hot as a girl.

Anyway, all the guys I've been with were a lot like me so I think I could handle it.

[Oofie]

Not many guys are very feminine and vice versa so it'd practically be like going out with someone of the same gender.

I resent that.

[Relaps]

If female me was hot, yes.

[Baani]

Yes, for a few months it'd be perfect then we'd both panic when things get too comfortable and serious.

[xJesusx]

I couldn't deal with someone who was exactly like me, as in like the same things, etc.. Plus, as other people have touched upon with themselves, I am super stubborn, impatient, hold grudges like crazy, fairly difficult and have a really REALLY bad temper. It would never work.

[Seriodor]

I actually asked myself this question the other day in front of the mirror. :ahe:

...and the answer was :heya:

[P0K3M0N_MA5T3R]

It'd probably be pretty damn annoying, a better thing would be if your best male friend was a girl, or for girls vice versa. You'd obviously go out with them because you clearly have massiveley similar interests, but your aren't homo.

[Nift]

I wouldn't get along with myself in either gender form, moreso as a girl. I like girls who act girly. Female me would be annoying as anything.

[John Travolta]

I probably could do it to be honest. She'd be, like, totally hot.

Yeah but she'd also be gay.

[jewishjosh]

I heard about a study where they showed men several different female faces, but one of the faces was their own face altered to look like a female. When asked to pick the one they found most attractive, they usually picked themselves. The same applied to females picking themselves as a man over real men.

But when it comes to personality, one of us would end up killing the other sooner or later. I don't hate myself or my qualities, but I'd hate another one of me hanging around. Though I wonder what it would be like to see my personality combined with a girl's body and instincts. I don't know if it could ever happen, just because of the natural differences between a guy's brain and a girl's.

[Cocktapus]

I'm afraid she might be a lesbian, but if she weren't, I feel like we would get along great.

[lttheninja]

A semi-chubby, whitty, funny, hot girl, a mirror image of me with a vagina and other non-male parts?

Fuck, sign me up.

[El Mojado]

I probably would, just aslong she was skinny or semi-chubby. She would have the same intrests right? Then fuck, if a girl can stand Children of Bodom, to Streetlight Manifesto, then I've met the perfect chick. Not only that shes Mexican.

Basically, I've met a girl like that except this time it was her brother. They look the fucking the same except she has huge tits.

[John Travolta]

No, Mojado, if she was skinny then she wouldn't be a mirror image of you. I remember you telling spame that you weighed like 280 pounds.

[alrightDARLING]

If they didn't look like me, than I would totally do it.
It would nice to have someone who understands me.

[makemeshiny]

I'd totally hump the male version of me. That is, if I would be hot, of course.

[blazeninja]

I think if the only change was gender, you'd both do the exact same things which would be totally wierd. I've dated girls who are a little similar to me but I dont think anything to that extreme would work.

[Quadros]

How do you know she wouldn't kill you first?

Because I'm male and therefore superior.

[waitwhat?]

I dont need a male version on me - I already love myself more than anybody else ever could! (And I mean that in the self-absorbed emotional kind of way....)

Actually - I dunno if me and male-me would be a good combo, I have the worst personality/mood changes - I go from happy to homicidal in the blink of an eye. I'm also the sort of person who always has to have the last word in any arguement, so basically we'd argue until one or both of us were dead.... It'd be like Mr & Mrs Smith, but without the happy ending...

[Niki]

I probably could do it to be honest. She'd be, like, totally hot.

Has anyone actually seen what you look like?

[Soul]

Has anyone actually seen what you look like?

Pretty much everyone in spame has seen a picture of him. We all thought he was a woman at first so im guessing his opposite would be a dyke.

[Niki]

POST IT POST IT POST IT.

Anyway, wow this thread makes me realize how conceited I am.

[I am homosexual]

I would. Besides, if she's just like me in every way, she'd think I was hot!

But I don't think I would unless I knew she was me as a female. Then again, she would probably look like me in drag but with less facial hair, smaller shoulders, lower height, and nice breasts that are small C's.

Hmm. I'd go straight for female me because she wouldn't want.... that.

[Audioslave]

I wouldn't be able to. I'm much to self-centered for myself.

[Besh]

ecch..no thanks..wouldnt the babys me and myself make be like super inbred?

[Slutty McBangerton]

I wouldn't be able to date a male version of myself, because people who have the same personality as me annoy me.

So if they were like, almost identical to me... I'd kill them.

[Quadros]

The logical next step is, of course, kill yourself.

[Besh]

wait...quadros arent you gay? so if you had the opposite gender yourself im guessing the answer is no if you wanted to go out with her?

(btw its a rumour i heard so forgive if im wrong)

[Quadros]

Four questions;

1. Am I that much of a big deal that you've been hearing about me on your first day?
2. Why the fuck do you fucking care?
3. Shouldn't you be addressing me as 'sir'?
4. Why are you so desperate to die?

No I'm not fucking gay, and if I was, you know who I wouldn't tell? The internet.

[Besh]

no need to bite my head off..i just heard somewhere..sorry

[gizzalove]

Plus I get bored with things/people really quick so it probably wouldn't work.

I'm pretty awesome so I could do it. But then I have the same problem as Mr.A here.

[Brimstone]

A female version of me would be somewhat of a paradise as well as a paradox. I'd so enjoy it. The only complaint is I'd get my ass kicked at every video game, since every girl I know is extremely competent at video games.

[spaj]

I have a twin sister.

Plus, I'm not the most thrilling person to be around, so it'd be incredibly dull.

[Ziggy St. Valentine]

My girlfriend pretty much is a female version of me. The only difference dating a proper carbon copy of me with a vagina would mean slightly better music taste and I'd be able to do all those sexual things that she refuses to do:clint:

[barnesy111]

I doubt it, I've always considered myself to be a prick. Also, did you get this idea from a Red Dwarf episode?

[Assassin]

I'm afraid she might be a lesbian, but if she weren't, I feel like we would get along great.
You do realize you have just called yourself a fag right?

[FlamingPeanuts]

I probably could, but i would get freaked out and i would probably get bored with her as she is basically me.

[EeK··]

I couldn't date someone who is exactly like me. I'd get so bored.

[McGruff]

I think im already dating the other-gendered me. Execpt how we look, thats the only difference. I think it works pretty good, atleast you always have something to talk about.

[John Travolta]

wait...quadros arent you gay? so if you had the opposite gender yourself im guessing the answer is no if you wanted to go out with her?

(btw its a rumour i heard so forgive if im wrong)

Quadros is a fag.

[grimz]

ecch..no thanks..wouldnt the babys me and myself make be like super inbred?

Worse. They'd be genetically identical to you.


To barnesy111: Rimmerworld. I thought the same thing, but making out with someone who has a woman's body but my face would be sick(edit)ly arousing.

[Ox]

I am a complete asshole, but I can be charming to a point, I'm hot and easy so I'd probably lay me, then ditch me once I started being an asshole to me.

[blazeninja]

Four questions;

1. Am I that much of a big deal that you've been hearing about me on your first day?
2. Why the fuck do you fucking care?
3. Shouldn't you be addressing me as 'sir'?
4. Why are you so desperate to die?

No I'm not fucking gay, and if I was, you know who I wouldn't tell? The internet.

someones a little feisty today

[Quadros]

Quadros is a fag.

You got me drunk. Also, what the fuck happened to 'What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'?

[SuEsq]

Aw Quadros, a little innocent looking, baby faced, faux hawked creamy skinned whitey.
I'd take advatage of you too. And if you were me, and I was a guy, you'd be a girl, and you could be my second half, I'd pass cause I don't want to be the one to make you cry. Cause although I'm into putting the sensual in non-consensual, I'm not the best at long term. But I'm working on it.
I like working. Even if it's a friendship, relationship, minesweeper, whatever is going to preserve the battery life of my Nintendo DS.
So would I want someone who is me? Oh man, we'd be crazy bitches.

[John Travolta]

You got me drunk. Also, what the fuck happened to 'What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'?

Voided when you gave me Syphilis, ass.

[Quadros]

Aw Quadros, a little innocent looking, baby faced, faux hawked creamy skinned whitey.
I'd take advatage of you too. And if you were me, and I was a guy, you'd be a girl, and you could be my second half, I'd pass cause I don't want to be the one to make you cry. Cause although I'm into putting the sensual in non-consensual, I'm not the best at long term. But I'm working on it.
I like working. Even if it's a friendship, relationship, minesweeper, whatever is going to preserve the battery life of my Nintendo DS.
So would I want someone who is me? Oh man, we'd be crazy bitches.

What the fuck are you mouth-shitting about? All that I got from that is you think I'm hot (well, duh) and you think I'm some kind of soft lovable thing. I'm not a fucking carebear, shut the fuck up! And faux-hawked? Fuck you. This is a thread about whether or not you'd have a relationship with your opposite genderself, not 'make yourself look like a complete retard'.

Oh yeah, also I'd totally do my other self, before killing her.

[SuEsq]

Oh my temper.
Why you pissed? You do have a faux hawk. Next time your doing your hair, look.
And um, maybe I am retarded. Maybe I didnt get enough oxygen at birth. And maybe I have an immense online love relationship with you, and I call you Quaddy Waddy, and then you look into my eyes and respond, "BooBoo's".
And maybe I did respond to the question, hence the last sentence in my quote.
And maybe I dont like the term mouth shitting, it makes me taste coffee and cigaterttes on dirty morning breath. And maybe you need someone else besides yourself to tell you that you might/might not have looks.Someone like me.
Aw c'mon Quaddy Woddy, you're still good. You'll always make me laugh.

[Quadros]

I'm trying not to be angry, because I know this is the normal female response to me, but if you ever write fan-fiction about me again I'll skin you alive and drop you in a salt mine you stupid bint.

Why must n00bs provoke me everywhere I go?

[CharlieH]

Quadros, stop this shit. You're not as tough or funny as you think you are. You satisfy yourself with too much swearing, and can never usually argue the point.

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