View Full Version : Fucking kids and their school
mikhial66
08-23-2007, 10:49 AM
I can't leave my house between 1:30 and 4 without being stuck behind a bus, slowing down for their damn school zones, or just being stuck in fricking horrible traffic. We need to make this problem known so maybe we can prevent this.
Mr. Crow
08-23-2007, 12:14 PM
Yeah! Damn those brats and their education!
mikhial66
08-23-2007, 12:16 PM
Seriously, we need to stop this edumacation! Or invent a transporter or something. Actually, stopping school sounds better.
Assassin
08-23-2007, 12:21 PM
I can't leave my house between 1:30 and 4 without being stuck behind a bus, slowing down for their damn school zones, or just being stuck in fricking horrible traffic. We need to make this problem known so maybe we can prevent this.
Thats because your dad is a blubbering vagina
I can't go near a school either! BLASTED KIDS AND THEIR RESTRAINING ORDERS!
RAWRR!
Intestiny Destiny
08-23-2007, 12:29 PM
I can't leave my house between 1:30 and 4 without being stuck behind a bus, slowing down for their damn school zones, or just being stuck in fricking horrible traffic. We need to make this problem known so maybe we can prevent this.
Make the kids walk to school. We're fat enough already so it'll be good for us!
CreamScreamer
08-23-2007, 12:35 PM
God damn kids. Always wanting to learn stuff to get ahead in life.
Zeromaxx
08-23-2007, 12:44 PM
Make the kids walk to school. We're fat enough already so it'll be good for us!
yeah, Im fat, and I still go to school, but my school isnt even a half mile away so i walk...
Chardon07
08-23-2007, 2:15 PM
you used to one of those kids on the bus flicking off the people in the cars behind you
Maybe you should be a school bus driver.
Fucking adults and their work. If they weren't jamming the streets to hell with traffic at 5pm I'd be able to get home from school.
Audioslave
08-23-2007, 2:39 PM
Why the fuck is everybody so whiny lately?
Wahhh the ads suck, wahhhh I have to wait in traffic, wahhh I can't get into the spam, wahh my toast is soggy because I put slightly too much butter on it and I don't think I left it in the toaster long enough.
Boo hoo princess, suck it up.
Why the fuck is everybody so whiny lately?
Wahhh the ads suck, wahhhh I have to wait in traffic, wahhh I can't get into the spam, wahh my toast is soggy because I put slightly too much butter on it and I don't think I left it in the toaster long enough.
Boo hoo princess, suck it up.
Waaah, Explosm threads are too whiiiiny. WAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Rob....
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Kwanza
08-23-2007, 3:00 PM
yeah, Im fat, and I still go to school.
I stopped reading there, because it was already hilarious.
Derelict
08-23-2007, 3:06 PM
Try walking and not being so lazy.
SLjimbolian
08-23-2007, 3:11 PM
Damn husbands and wives wanting to have kids!
Assassin
08-23-2007, 3:51 PM
Damn foreigners taking all our jobs
Welcome to the Hoover Dam, and welcome to the Dam tour. Over there you'll see the dam wall.
Demoir
08-23-2007, 4:04 PM
"DEY TUK ER JERBS!" Damn Goobacks.
snap1o5
08-23-2007, 4:12 PM
Damn people saying damn all the time.
gizzalove
08-23-2007, 4:18 PM
What ever happened to home school?
ArKaiN
08-23-2007, 4:28 PM
This thread could be 100x more interesting by substituting "their" for "in" in the title.
SLjimbolian
08-23-2007, 4:47 PM
Child genocide? Anyone?
I'd be just as satisfied if more countries started implementing the Chinese program in handling birth control.
Who's up for a casual grenade plus school bus action day out?
Elmo is Emo
08-23-2007, 6:14 PM
I would walk.... But i don't go to school no mores.....
I'm such a dick for using the bus to get to a place I can get an education. FUCK!
sodomyth
08-23-2007, 7:30 PM
I'm going to shoot out the front right tire of a school bus, and kill off each little darling as they come bouncing off the bus.
Help any?
Sure. Let me grab my 12-gauge, the kindergarten bus comes at 3:00.
mikhial66
08-23-2007, 7:43 PM
I'm going to shoot out the front right tire of a school bus, and kill off each little darling as they come bouncing off the bus.
Help any?
How about you stop stealing ideas from other serial killers. Too bad he never followed through. It would make my drive a bit easier
TireVengeance
08-23-2007, 8:18 PM
How will I get laid if all the middle schools shut down?
mikhial66
08-23-2007, 8:43 PM
How will I get laid if all the middle schools shut down?
Go door to door?
John Travolta
08-23-2007, 8:45 PM
Is this the thread where I make a joke about being a pedophile?
Yes.
I target them with my pick-up lines 1 by 1 when they get off the bus. Usually the 3rd graders go for it.
sodomyth
08-23-2007, 8:52 PM
How about you stop stealing ideas from other serial killers. Too bad he never followed through. It would make my drive a bit easier
How about you learn how to understand a reference.
How about one of you explain it to me.
mikhial66
08-23-2007, 8:55 PM
How about one of you explain it to me.
Zodiac said it in one of his letters he sent out
Ah ok. Hmmm, Sodomyth = Zodiac? :tsktsk:
TireVengeance
08-23-2007, 10:12 PM
Is this the thread where I make a joke about being a pedophile?
Well the thread title does include fucking kids.
AidanC
08-23-2007, 10:12 PM
So is this thread about kids and school? Or about fucking kids... and school?
Audioslave
08-23-2007, 10:15 PM
Waaah, Explosm threads are too whiiiiny. WAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Waaah, Explosm users are whiny too much about being whiny. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Samborg
05-10-2008, 7:37 PM
What is with everyone and wanting to kill kids?
Mr. Crow
05-10-2008, 9:45 PM
Man Samborg, you're so cool. :hmm:
Jimith Jamith
05-10-2008, 11:27 PM
I'm hungry.
John Travolta
05-10-2008, 11:39 PM
HAHA YOU WANT TO FUCK KIDS AND THEIR SCHOOLS!? THATS NOT EVEN POSSIBLE, YOU CANT FUCK A SCHOOL! WHAT ARE YOU? CRAZY?
John Travolta
05-10-2008, 11:40 PM
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