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Quadros
12-27-2007, 2:35 PM
So I turned Twenty today (woooooo) and like a lot of people I had a list of things to do before I turned twenty. Here it is:

1. Fall in love. (Done)
2. Get my heart broken. (Done)
3. Write a love letter. (Not Done)
4. Get to know someone better than I know myself. (I thought I had, but she threw out a whole other side of her I didn't know about, so Not Done.)
5. Learn a foriegn language. (Not Done)
6. Draw my boundaries. (Done)
7. Play in a band on stage. (Done)
8. Complete a computer game. (Done)
9. Learn to cook. (Not Done)
10. Do absolutely nothing progressive with my life for four months. (Done)
11. Conquer a phobia. (Done)
12. Win a trophy. (Done)
13. Get to know my family better than my friends. (Not Done)
14. Visit Rome. (Not Done)
15. Have sex. (Done)
16. Get Drunk. (Done)
17. Save someone's life. (Done)
18. Do more than talk about a cause I believe in. (Not Done)
19. Learn to drive. (Done)
20. Bungee jump, sky dive or paraglide. (Not Done)

Twelve out of twenty isn't bad, but it's not great either. So what's on your list, and how much have you done? If not twenty, then thirty, or forty, or seventy (BadAnkle).

Oofie
12-27-2007, 2:56 PM
1) Read the Devine Comedy (done)
2) Get a cat (done)
3) Get a tattoo (not)
4) Get a tongue piercing despite the skankiness of it all (not)
5) Go to Athens (done)
6) Go to Poland (done)
7) Write a story with a beginning, a middle and an end, and let people read it (wrote the story, didn't let anyone read it)
8) Dye my hair dark brown (my boyfriend doesn't approve :mad: )
9) Act in a play (done)
10) Kiss a Scottish man (not done, and probably won't be :frown: )

I still have just over four months to complete mine. So I'm doing ok :D

Hickabod
12-27-2007, 3:10 PM
8) Dye my hair dark brown (my boyfriend doesn't approve :mad: )
10) Kiss a Scottish man (not done, and probably won't be :frown: )

Anyone else notice something a little out of place here?

Oofie
12-27-2007, 3:18 PM
The fact that it probably won't be done is due to the fact that I have a boyfriend. :facts:

I_Smell
12-27-2007, 4:35 PM
I still need to write one. I'll write it when I'm 18 and do it for 30- Then I could probably do them all.
You should've learned to cook, it looks top.

I can tell you what some of mine'll be though: Learn to cook (X), Get Newground front page (./), make £1000 on one thing (X), get out of Europe for a while (X), donate a large sum of money to charity anonimously (X), learn to drive (X), have sex (X).

Ziggy St. Valentine
12-27-2007, 5:18 PM
1: Get drunk (done)
2: Get laid (done)
3: Have sex with a fat chick (done...don't ask why, it just had to be done for laughs, it was actually quite an interesting experiance)
4: Get kicked out of the same pub twice (done)
5: Learn to cook (half done)
6: Learn bass guitar (not done yet...in process)
7: Get a tattoo (not done)
8: Learn to drive (not done)
9: Get a job I actually ENJOY (not done)
10: Work out what I wanna do with my life (not done)

Considering I'm not 20 'till march I guess I'm not doing too bad

united we fall
12-27-2007, 6:27 PM
10) Kiss a Scottish man (not done, and probably won't be )

Haha, just out of interest, what makes you want to kiss a Scottish man? It seems a kind of random one.

spaj
12-27-2007, 6:49 PM
1. Awesome sex life (Nah)
2. Love (Nah)
3. Awesome time at uni (Nah, not yet anyway)
4. PhD (Nah)
5. High income (Nah)
6. Come out to parents (Nah)
7. Stay healthy (Yeh)
8. Make another best friend (Yeh)
9. Make video games not be my hobby (Yeh)
10. Read more (Nah)
11. Make out with a woman (Half-done :/)
12. Make out with a man (Half-done as well)
13. Impress my family (*shrug*)
14. Learn Fencing (Nah)
15. Build muscle mass (Yeh)
16. Stop biting my nails (Nah)
17. Do something LGBT-active (Nah)
18. Live in America (Nah)
19. Cooking, driving and the general self-sufficient skills (Not really...)
20. Travel to Australasia (Nah)

5/20... Whatever, I still have 70 years ahead of me; I'll manage to finish at least 17/20 of those by the time I'm 30.

clairebear47
12-27-2007, 7:01 PM
Aoife, I see where your coming from! There is just something about the Scots:D

My list is for 21, which is just over a month away and I hadn't thought about my list for awhile so thanks!

Tattoo - Will be done on the 18th Jan, Big Day Out.
Get pierced at least 5 times - Done.
Get over my fear of spiders - Done to a certain degree (Don't like tarantula's but in NZ we don't have any so guess its ok)
Go to Prague and St Petersberg - Won't be done until after June so no.
Figure out what I want to do with my life - Not even close
Get a job I like - Half done
Fall in love - Only just done
Get my heart broken - Not yet
Go see one of my favourite international bands - Done x4
Read all of Dickens - Done
Have a bigger book collection than my Mommy - Done
Go flatting - Done
Find music I like other than Rock - Done
Spend a year exploring my mind - Done

Didn't realise I had done so many! Yay for me:D

buckfan
12-27-2007, 7:07 PM
I had three goals before I turned 17.
Pretty low expectations back when I was 16

Hang out for a solid months at friends house, everyday, all day. ( pretty fun)
Get an amazingly hot girlfriend. (some people I know don't believe it when I show them a picture)
Go to a hardcore concert. (way too much fun, I got a fat lip while I was windmilling

Smooth B
12-27-2007, 7:11 PM
Ok it doesn't really work if you make the list right before you become the goal age. The whole point of a list is to set goals you haven't reached and try to reach them.

buckfan
12-27-2007, 7:13 PM
Um, yeah it was after my sixteenth birthday.

I completed those before I turned 17.

Captainbob
12-28-2007, 3:18 AM
I turn 20 in about 9 months so I'll make one now.

Get well on my way with a good degree at Canterbury Uni (X)
Get a mildy good Band going and play on stage (X)
Have the flat still running smoothly (6 person flat) (X)
Be toned (X)
Have a sweet as fucking hot girlfriend who's got the best personality and is fucking awesome in bed (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX)

Quadros
12-28-2007, 6:07 AM
Have a sweet as fucking hot girlfriend who's got the best personality and is fucking awesome in bed (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX)

Awww, thanks :douchecock:.

Can we steer this back to the 'life goals and things you plan to achieve by a landmark age', and away from 'brag about your life' please? Because trust me peoople, my girlfriend's more awesome than yours, my friends are cooler than yours, and my life is better than yours, if we're doing that.

BKS
12-28-2007, 10:30 AM
By 20:

1) Get laid
2) Get a girlfriend that is both attractive and not a total tool
3) Get damn near every Stephen King book
4) Have kinky sex with someone
5) Go more than 4 weeks without masturbating
6) Graduate
7) Write a short story
8) Write/Direct a movie
9) Meet one of my icons
10) Get a tattoo

I guess those are on my to-do list. If possible, I'd like to complete all of these before 20.


EDIT: I'd also like to tour Europe, but that will probably either post 20, or very close to it.

Cristo
12-28-2007, 11:23 AM
I suppose by the time I go to University would be my landmark age. So 19-20 (due to gap year).

1. Get laid (but of course)
2. Get a girlfriend
3. Travel Italy for a couple of months and learn Italian (That's the purpose of my gap year)
4. Get a relatively good job in Denmark for a few months (Other purpose of gap year)
5. Learn to drive
6. Visit South America (so I can say I've visited every continent (except Antarctica))

Yeah that's it, otherwise so far I'm pretty satisfied with my life. I do have some life-goals as well:

1. Hit it big in Hollywood as the "blithering Englishman" type of actor, like Hugh Grant, Hugh Laurie and Jude Law.
2. Get married with a Scandinavian girl
3. Have 2 kids
4. Live in England so my kids get a nice English accent
5. Own a house in Italy

And some other stuff like that.

Crabstick
12-28-2007, 1:49 PM
We made a list in our final year of high school (so age 17), for things to do before we hit 25. I'm currently 20, so I got 5 years to:

1) Get engaged/married (not done, waiting on financial stability)
2) Graduate university (not done, one year to go)
3) Put a down payment on a house (not even close)
4) Play at the top level of baseball in my state (not done)
5) Get more active in my religion (not done)
6) Take an international holiday (leaving for it in 10 days)
7) Learn Spanish (done)
8) Talk to/make peace with my father (not done)
9) Give up smoking (done)
10) Start a family, i.e. children (not done)

3/10. Looks like I got some work to do.

Love_me_like_a_lion
12-28-2007, 2:02 PM
Well I have 5 years, but some of the more likely things are:

1) get a good paying job(well good for the teenage-age)
2) Get a decent apartment(whether its an actual apartment or just a room in college)
3) Get into college
4) Get a girlfriend
5) have sex
6) Learn to drive well

Mind you those are the things that I have not done that I want to do. You see I do not have many dreams :( A couple of others that could be before I am twenty but are not limited to before that age, and also are less likely to happen are:
7) become a successful flash movie designer
8) write a screenplay
9) learn how to play the drums or guitar or some other not school band instrument

Zebbs
12-28-2007, 2:07 PM
Make a list of things to do before I'm 20 (Done).
Make a good list of things to do before I'm 20 (Not Done).

Audioslave
12-28-2007, 2:48 PM
1. Not make a list of things to do. (Done)
2. Create a sweet-ass paradox. (Done)


I'm all set.

hardcoresk8r69
12-28-2007, 3:10 PM
I feel goals leave room for dissapointment... so yeah That and I'm a fucking loser.

GCBC
12-28-2007, 3:15 PM
1. Not make a list of things to do. (Done)
2. Create a sweet-ass paradox. (Done)


I'm all set.

Isn't this a list though? So therefore you just failed, right?

meTalmessiah
12-28-2007, 3:35 PM
I made a list my Freshman year, to be completed by Senior year. Now as a Junior I see I have a few more things to do.

1. Get laid (Done)
2. Get a steady girlfriend (Thought it was done but she was insane)
3. Get straight As one quarter (Not done)
4. Expand my music library to over 10,000 (Done)
5. Learn to sweep-pick (Halfway there)
6. Get my license (Done)
7. Make varsity on track (Done)
8. Be the lead role in a play (Not done)
9. Put out a CD (Done)
10. See Lamb of God live (Done)

6/10 isn't bad, but I gotta finish up those loose ends.

green rubber bands
12-28-2007, 8:09 PM
By 20:

1) Get laid (not done)
2) Write a story worth reading (not done)
3) Find a sport that I enjoy AND I'm good at (done)
4) Go on a cross-country road trip with my friends (not done)
5) Learn to play the harmonica (not done)
6) Maintain an above 85-average throughout high school (in progress)
7) Sky dive (not done)
8) Travel to Europe (done)
9) Meet one of my role-models (done)
10) Win First-place in something I think is notable (not done)


3 out of 10 with 5 years left isn't too bad. :shobon:

rejincx
12-28-2007, 8:57 PM
I didnt know that making a list was a normal thing..

/off to make a list.

Dont want ppl thinking I'm not normal. ^_____^

Cristo
12-29-2007, 3:18 AM
STOP USING THOSE FUCKING SMILIES, WHAT ARE YOU, 12?

Donsbjerg
12-29-2007, 2:15 PM
By 30;

1. Finish my education as a baker(Not done, in progress)
2. Move to Ireland(Not done)
3. Learn Irish(In progress)
4. Start my own bakery in Ireland(Not done)
5. Get laid with a redhead(not done)
6. Have a redheaded girlfriend(Not done)
7. Learn to drive(not done)
8. Travel across the world(not done)
9. Be more of a catholic(Not done)
10. Stop playing video games(Done)

Well, this isn't going to good...

Pelican Man
12-30-2007, 12:26 AM
Things to do before I turn 20:

Become a talented bass player (done, more or less)
Become a talented guitarist (done to a degree)
Become a talented pianist (working on it)
Get a tattoo (done)
Get laid (...nyeh)
Decent girlfriend (*shrug*)
Steady job (working on it)
On my way to becoming a teacher (get my course offers in January)
Repay my mum (need more money)
Be able to skate to the point where I want to show off (nope)

3/10. I turned 18 recently, and my goals aren't all that difficult, so it shouldn't be too bad.

Life goals:

Own a white Gibson Les Paul with gold trimming,
Be able to Darkslide,
Be a teacher.

None of those are done, of course.

I Lick Vaginas
12-30-2007, 12:54 AM
For 20. I haven't done any of them as I just composed it then.

1. Sell a piece of artwork.
2. Travel overseas.
3. Get decent UAI (95+)
4. Get into University.
5. Get a job.
6. Move out.
7. Represent NSW in a sport (besides futsal).
8. Find out what to do in my life, career wise.
9. Become more outgoing.
10. Learn a language.
11. Get first in my grade.
12. Write a story.
13. Get a license.
14. Create a lame online web comic thing.
15. Get laid, I guess.

A life goal would be earn 1 million + a year :shobon:

Burrito
12-30-2007, 1:06 AM
Eh, I turn 20 in June 09...why not.

1) GET A CHICK. christ if I'm single at 20....hell.
2) Get a sweet car and tune it up. Or a big rig. Cause driving around something from Transformers would rock.
3) Get good at Halo 3.
5) Make this whole college thing work out since it blows right now.
4) Learn where the number four goes.
6) Find a job to make easy money doing something I like during the summer months or break times...The restaurant industry blows.
7) Go hunting and kill something.
8) Eat said killed thing. With pride.
9) Get good at photography so professional photography can be a backup career/awesome hobby
10) Off someone I don't like without anyone noticing (I'll be a Homeland Security major...god knows what they'll teach you in a government-sponsored course)
11) Get on the news (Local or National, whatever)
12) Take up professional stunt driving. Learn how to make a Mercury Sable shit on your omfgracecar.
13) Be bilingual. Like, English as a Second Language bilingual.
14) Make enough money to become self-sustaining *i.e. move out and into an apartment with friends.
15) Bring back the 90's...like oldschool Pokemon, Crazy Bones, Fingerboards, Nickelodeon cartoons that were GOOD, and make Facebook for college kids only.

CheesePlease
12-30-2007, 1:22 AM
1. Try to stay alive, at least until I'm 21.

I'm too lazy for goals. I'd rather just breeze along and let whatever happens, happen.

Slutty McBangerton
12-30-2007, 1:24 AM
By 30;

1. Finish my education as a baker(Not done, in progress)
2. Move to Ireland(Not done)
3. Learn Irish(In progress)
4. Start my own bakery in Ireland(Not done)
5. Get laid with a redhead(not done)
6. Have a redheaded girlfriend(Not done)
7. Learn to drive(not done)
8. Travel across the world(not done)
9. Be more of a catholic(Not done)
10. Stop playing video games(Done)

Well, this isn't going to good...
you have to go to school to become a baker?

Like a college? or just a baking course?

Burrito
12-30-2007, 1:58 AM
Culinary Arts is a fantastic major...makes some amazing chefs in it.

Donsbjerg
12-30-2007, 3:30 AM
you have to go to school to become a baker?

Like a college? or just a baking course?

Sort of... THere's two ways of doing it.
First one is to be in school for 7 months, then be with an active business for 3 years and get certificate.
The other is be with a business for 4 years then get your certificate.

At least that's how we do it in Denmark.

charcoal
12-30-2007, 11:56 AM
Okay, I just dug out my list (written aged 15!) of things to do by the time I'm 21:
01. Visit two other continents (done: visiting a third in July)
02. Have a normal relationship (done, I think)
03. Speak three other languages competently enough for holidaying (done: fluent in two, learning a fourth!)
04. Own thirty amazing books (done: I have over sixty)
05. Go camping (done)
06. Audition for a play (done: and I've starred in a film now!)
07. Give blood regularly (done: also registered organ and bone marrow donor)
08. Buy a cocktail dress, and wear it twice (done: I have three that get worn regularly)
09. Get into a good uni (done: second best in the world, at last count)
10. Get my BMI into the healthy range (kind of giving up on this. I'd have to gain 18lbs, which is unrealistic)
11. Go skiing (next week)
12. Get off antidepressants (review in March, woo)

But I still have six months, and either way I'll have 10/12 done, which isn't half bad.

spaj
12-30-2007, 12:45 PM
Heh Charcoal, you might as well refresh your list cause you're pretty much done with it.

Jallen
12-30-2007, 1:04 PM
Isn't this a list though? So therefore you just failed, right?

You obviously dont understand the meaning of the word paradox.

My list:
1. Learn to play guitar (done)
2. Play in a band (kinda done, but considering that I was the most talented player and i'm not even that great, it failed.)
3. Get out of America, for at least a little bit (not done)
4. Have an awesome girlfriend for 2+ years (done, still going)
5. Finish a rubix cube (done)
6. Start in a High School football game (done)
7. Have a GPA of over 3.5 (3.85 woooooo)
8. Visit some major US states (California, Texas, Alaska, Washington, driving to New York in the summer)
9. Get accepted to a really good college (not done, but still have one year to go)
10. get a 28+ on my ACT (still have to take)

Cristo
12-30-2007, 1:11 PM
I'll just pretend that I'm actually reading these lists, and caring.

Audioslave
12-30-2007, 1:48 PM
Isn't this a list though? So therefore you just failed, right?

:indiff:

slunchy
12-31-2007, 12:39 AM
1.learn to read(done?)
2.read to learn(no)
3.have someone read this(don't i feel lucky)
4.publish a comic that i didnt make in paint(i can dream)
5.sell art(moog(not yet))
6.make an animation (old fashioned style) and get a buncha hits on youtube(nope)
7.dance for a whole day(23h and 56min is as far as ive gotten, so no)
8.find someone to care about(i think yes)
9.put a car through a compactor(once im in the mob)
10.kill someone legally(once im in the police for a week in california)
11.die frozen in some chemical in an awesome pose(done...?)
12.write a thirteenth thingy(NEVER!!)
13.be a hypocrite(...done..)
14.learn to spell hypocrite(noeth)

Mirrorman
12-31-2007, 6:10 AM
Isn't this a list though? So therefore you just failed, right?

Oh please be joking :indiff: .

Tempest
12-31-2007, 7:40 AM
-- Produce at least one record that becomes any sort of a hit
-- Get a steady girlfriend
-- Learn the bass
-- Get a day job that involves my mad crazy fast typing skills
-- Own a Mitsubishi Eclipse, preferably from around '96-'97
-- Own at least one Russian Blue (http://www.jumillas.com/bilder/20040902luna06homepage.JPG) cat
-- Move out of this shithole town and state
-- Get into a massive brawl
-- Finish writing at least one of the stories I've started
-- Learn to draw

This is a general list, not necessarily before 20.. Just things I want/hope to do in my life. It's lame, but eh.

EDIT: There's no numbers because it's in no particular order.

lobster bisque anyone?
12-31-2007, 11:38 AM
What is with a lot of you and learning to play bass?

gannz
01-01-2008, 2:41 AM
i never really thought of making a list of things to do by the time i'm 20 but since i only turned 20 last year and i dont have a list i'm going to just use quatros:

1. Fall in love. (Done)
2. Get my heart broken. (Done)
3. Write a love letter. (Done)
4. Get to know someone better than I know myself. (I know myself pretty well)
5. Learn a foriegn language. (Done)
6. Draw my boundaries. ( Not Done, heck i don't even understand this one)
7. Play in a band on stage. (Not Done unless playing the triangle in year 7 counts)
8. Complete a computer game. (Done)
9. Learn to cook. (Done)
10. Do absolutely nothing progressive with my life for four months. (I question why its on your lift but sure, Not Done)
11. Conquer a phobia. (Done)
12. Win a trophy. (Done)
13. Get to know my family better than my friends. (Not Done)
14. Visit Rome. (Not Done)
15. Have sex. (Done)
16. Get Drunk. (Done)
17. Save someone's life. (Done)
18. Do more than talk about a cause I believe in. (Done)
19. Learn to drive. (Done)
20. Bungee jump, sky dive or paraglide. (Not Done)

13 out of 20 it seems like i'm a winner

Cristo
01-02-2008, 2:18 AM
Why do so many people put down "Have my heart broken"? What the fuck kind of masochists are you people? Do you get a hard-on from your girlfriend dumping you?

AWESOME! YES! My girlfriend dumped me and ripped out my heart, I can finally cross it off my list. Wait a second....why was it even on my fucking list?

HappinessMan
01-02-2008, 3:26 AM
I have to agree with Cristo...

Why is having heartbreak so damn awesome in your minds?

GCBC
01-02-2008, 3:54 AM
I have to agree with Cristo...

Why is having heartbreak so damn awesome in your minds?

I'm guessing they are thinking of it as a major life experience to get out of the way. It's going to happen to everyone eventually, perhaps they just want to get it out of the way.

And yes, I was joking about the paradox thing. It was just horribly unfunny and no one got it. Sorry guys.

LagFish
01-02-2008, 9:17 AM
By 16... Let's see.

1. Lose 5 kg. (My doctor said I'm fat.) (Also, done, I lost 7kg.)
2. Find a boy friend who stays and isn't a douche. (Not done.)
3. Complete year 10/11 (done.)
4. GROW (done.)
5. Stick to morals. (done.)
6. Vlog on youtube. (done)
7. Get a job. (not done.)
8. Get all the dolls I want. (1/4 done.)

Cristo
01-02-2008, 10:56 AM
Dolls? What kind of dolls?

Pelican Man
01-02-2008, 8:38 PM
I have to agree with Cristo...

Why is having heartbreak so damn awesome in your minds?

I only saw it on Quadros' list :indiff:

and gannz just used Quaddy's list.

clairebear47
01-02-2008, 9:25 PM
Getting your heart broken just goes with the territory of falling in love. If you seriously believe that you would find someone who won't hurt you or vice versa first time then your rather naive.
Also I was a bit of a masochist/goth at the time of writing my list. Can't speak for the others though.

gizzalove
01-03-2008, 12:46 AM
This thread isn't about heartbreak it's about lists. So back on track:

-Go on a road trip with friends
-Get a tatoo
-Loose my virginity
-Meet someone I admire
-Smoke weed
-Get something pierced
-Learn to play an intrument(well)
-Exparement with the same sex
-Get a cat
-Travel
-Not live in Canada for a while
-Get I job I enjoy
-Actually be good at a video game that doesn't suck
-Go to a night club/rave
-Own a car
-Write something worth reading

I haven't done any of these things because I just made the list. Also it's before 30.

Slutty McBangerton
01-03-2008, 2:20 AM
-- Produce at least one record that becomes any sort of a hit
-- Get a steady girlfriend
-- Learn the bass
-- Get a day job that involves my mad crazy fast typing skills
-- Own a Mitsubishi Eclipse, preferably from around '96-'97
-- Own at least one Russian Blue (http://www.jumillas.com/bilder/20040902luna06homepage.JPG) cat
-- Move out of this shithole town and state
-- Get into a massive brawl
-- Finish writing at least one of the stories I've started
-- Learn to draw

This is a general list, not necessarily before 20.. Just things I want/hope to do in my life. It's lame, but eh.

EDIT: There's no numbers because it's in no particular order.
they're giving that cat away free through the craigslist in my area.

They used the same picture you did.

gannz
01-03-2008, 2:24 AM
Sorry to go off topic but I seriously hope you're under the age of 18 Gizzalove or the fact that nothing on your list has been achieved would mean that life would be freaking boring.

Except experimenting with the same sex, I feel that at least warrants a pat on the back.

LagFish
01-03-2008, 4:55 AM
Dolls? What kind of dolls?

Ball-Jointed dolls. See here for more information. (www.eluts.com)

I think another thing to add to my list would be to actually have some money in my bank.

Quadros
01-03-2008, 7:02 AM
I have to agree with Cristo...

Why is having heartbreak so damn awesome in your minds?

It's a major life experiance and once you bounce back from that you can bounce back from anything. It makes you stronger as a person and I think getting over it is the life experiance that turns you into an adult.

Also people are now basing their lives on me. I kick so much fucking ass.

Cristo
01-03-2008, 8:18 AM
It's a major life experiance and once you bounce back from that you can bounce back from anything. It makes you stronger as a person and I think getting over it is the life experiance that turns you into an adult.

Also people are now basing their lives on me. I kick so much fucking ass.

What about a crippling car wreck? Even that?

Tempest
01-03-2008, 6:37 PM
they're giving that cat away free through the craigslist in my area.

They used the same picture you did.

Get it and fax it to me. :fmita: Also, there may be some things on my list that I've already done. I don't feel quite like sharing though.

Quadros
01-03-2008, 10:23 PM
TEMPEST'S LIST

-Have sex with a llama (Done)
-Cry over something said in SPAME (Done)
-Find something that tastes like belly button fluff (Done, garbage juice)
-Have a pregnancy scare (Done, I was just fat though)
-Make a friend. (Done then I accidentally peed on him though and he left.)
-Lick sister's toes when she's alseep (Done)
-AND GET AWAY WITH IT (not Done)
-Hide resulting boner (Not Done)
-Find a new place to live (Not Done)
-Dodge the cops (In progress)

I can see why you didn't want me to share that Tempy.

Tempest
01-04-2008, 12:18 AM
TEMPEST'S LIST

-Have sex with a llama (Done)
-Cry over something said in SPAME (Done)
-Find something that tastes like belly button fluff (Done, garbage juice)
-Have a pregnancy scare (Done, I was just fat though)
-Make a friend. (Done then I accidentally peed on him though and he left.)
-Lick sister's toes when she's alseep (Done)
-AND GET AWAY WITH IT (not Done)
-Hide resulting boner (Not Done)
-Find a new place to live (Not Done)
-Dodge the cops (In progress)

I can see why you didn't want me to share that Tempy.

Hey what the fuck, I don't have a sister. :confused: I'm beginning to think this list is fabricated.

Quadros
01-04-2008, 8:50 AM
LIES IT'S REAL.

pure_hatred
01-04-2008, 9:07 AM
I've heard of a list to do before you die, never before a certain age milestone though o.O

I guess my list of things I'd like to do before I'm 20 (making it up on the spot here)...

Get a tattoo (Done)
Learn to drive (Not done)
Lose my virginity (Done)

Coming up to 19. Gotta admit I'm quite boring o.O There's not alot I wanna do that I know I can realistically do in time.

Quadros
01-04-2008, 9:09 AM
If you've already done the things on the list before you make it it's less about achieving goals and more about showing off about your life. To geeks on the internet. Bravo.

pure_hatred
01-04-2008, 9:12 AM
Lmao actually it wasn't. I just thought "What things did I want to acheive before i leave my teens?" and those were the only 3 that came to mind. *Takes a bow*

JamesKPolk
01-04-2008, 9:19 AM
Well, i just made this up. So obviously I haven't done anything in it. Except the cocktail thing but I don't remember how I made it.

1. Visit a really poor country
2. Get laid
3. Get a perfect body
4.Spend more time reading than geeking
5. Ironicaly being leet in WoW
6. Be in an awesome university
7. Kill something/one
8. Eat a bug
9. Punish the infidiles
10. Cosplay anime character
11. Write a book.
12. Get it printed and sell it in more than 5 copies
13. Eat in macdonalds in America (and not throw up)
14. Mix two or more alcoholic drinks and make them tasty (invent a cocktail >_>)
15. Find a girlfriend that is as geeky/geekier then me, but still hot. (Yeah. Right)
16. Buy a wooden ship and pillage nearby villages.
17. Live of off the friend of mine that gets famous and rich at least for a week.
18. Get an awesome car.
19. Meet an alien.
20. Have sex with my best friend's sister.

stabbymcstab
01-04-2008, 10:27 AM
My list was made a few years ago when i was a wee teenager for when I turned 21, here's how it turned out:

Women -
Have Sex: Yes
Have Sex With an Asian: Yes
Have Sex With a goth/punk: Yes
Have Sex With a fatty: No
Have a Threesome: No
Fall In Love: Yes

BMX -
Do a double barspin over the funbox: Yes
Do a tailwhip: No
Land a backflip: No

General -
Get Driver's License: Yes
Bulk up: Somewhat
Grab a policeman's gun: No
Buy a Gun: No
Buy a Car: Yes
Buy a Decent Car: Yes
Buy a Paintball Gun: No
Go Skydiving: Yes
Kill Paris Hilton: No

Animation -
Get Digital Media Diploma: Yes
Get 5 Paid animation jobs: Yes
Go To university: No
Score above a 4.0 on Newgrounds.com: No
Start my own website: No

Gryphon
01-04-2008, 10:39 AM
1) Move to Toronto (done)
2) Get accepted into College of choice (done)
3) Get a job that pays over 12 dollars an hour (done)
4) Have sex (done)
5) Get an offer to be involved in the entertainment business {movies, broadway, etc} (not done)
6) Fall in love (done)
7) Get my drivers license (not done, don't plan on it for awhile)
8) Get my own car (that won't be happening for awhile either)
9) Travel outside North America (not done)
10) Go on a road/euro trip (that's more a 'before i'm 30' thing)
11) Witness a Curby (done)
12) Lose 25 pounds (not done)
13) Experience the pain of breaking a bone (done)
14) Live in an apartment on my own (done)
15) Get a bed for my apartment that isn`t a sofa pull-out (not done)
16) Move in with my girlfriend (that would be more of a before i turn 30 thing)
17) Get 2 tattoos (not done)

8 out of 17 is pretty bad, hopefully this year will get me some points.

pure_hatred
01-04-2008, 11:15 AM
1) Move to Toronto (done)
2) Get accepted into College of choice (done)
3) Get a job that pays over 12 dollars an hour (done)
4) Have sex (done)
5) Get an offer to be involved in the entertainment business {movies, broadway, etc} (not done)
6) Fall in love (done)
7) Get my drivers license (not done, don't plan on it for awhile)
8) Get my own car (that won't be happening for awhile either)
9) Travel outside North America (not done)
10) Go on a road/euro trip (that's more a 'before i'm 30' thing)
11) Witness a Curby (done)
12) Lose 25 pounds (not done)
13) Experience the pain of breaking a bone (done)
14) Live in an apartment on my own (done)
15) Get a bed for my apartment that isn`t a sofa pull-out (not done)
16) Move in with my girlfriend (that would be more of a before i turn 30 thing)
17) Get 2 tattoos (not done)

8 out of 17 is pretty bad, hopefully this year will get me some points.


Mind if I ask wtf is a Curby?

Fodniethan
01-04-2008, 11:47 AM
Ball-Jointed dolls. See here for more information. (www.eluts.com)

I think another thing to add to my list would be to actually have some money in my bank.

Those are fucking creepy and expensive.

Jallen
01-04-2008, 3:19 PM
I seriously doubt that half the people in this thread have really had sex, and are rather saying it to make themselves sound cool to their internet buddies. Find a girlfriend, posers.

pure_hatred
01-05-2008, 1:52 AM
I seriously doubt that half the people in this thread have really had sex, and are rather saying it to make themselves sound cool to their internet buddies. Find a girlfriend, posers.

You being part of the sexless half?

I_Smell
01-05-2008, 12:13 PM
make £1000 on one thing (X)

I did this yesterday =D
I guess I should set another one for 10,000...

circlejerking
01-07-2008, 9:30 AM
1. Get a tattoo that I don't regret two weeks later. (Done)
2. Own a photobooth. (--)
3. Visit the Lil A Le Inn on the Extraterrestrial Highway. (--)
4. Hold a job for more than 4 months. (--)
5. Honeymoon in Greece. (--)
6. Spit a kid out and name it Atari. (--)
7. Meet someone who can speak Klingon. (Done)
8. Enjoy sex. (Done)
9. Drive a Lotus Elise. (--)
10. Write a bestseller. (--)
11. Have over 5 piercings at once. (Done)
12. Get out of Florida, at least for a little while. (Done)
13. See snow. (--)
14. Go vegan for a year. (--, working on it)
15. Meet Steve Buscemi. (--)

Soupman
01-07-2008, 11:15 AM
Well, i just made this up. So obviously I haven't done anything in it. Except the cocktail thing but I don't remember how I made it.

1. Visit a really poor country
2. Get laid
3. Get a perfect body
4.Spend more time reading than geeking
5. Ironicaly being leet in WoW
6. Be in an awesome university
7. Kill something/one
8. Eat a bug
9. Punish the infidiles
10. Cosplay anime character
11. Write a book.
12. Get it printed and sell it in more than 5 copies
13. Eat in macdonalds in America (and not throw up)
14. Mix two or more alcoholic drinks and make them tasty (invent a cocktail >_>)
15. Find a girlfriend that is as geeky/geekier then me, but still hot. (Yeah. Right)
16. Buy a wooden ship and pillage nearby villages.
17. Live of off the friend of mine that gets famous and rich at least for a week.
18. Get an awesome car.
19. Meet an alien.
20. Have sex with my best friend's sister.

That's an awesome list. If I were going to make a list, it would look like that one

fisdunctional
01-07-2008, 1:14 PM
lawls the one thing i want to do is get banned.....to bad i'm not fuckin cool enough....what now ROB??????

strogonoff
01-07-2008, 2:27 PM
I am 17, and I think that I have done most of the things that I wanted to have done until the 20's. Well, the list:

1- Fall in love - done
2- Dont break with her in two weeks - done (I am in a 7 months relationship now)
3- get a (real) job - done
4- get a tattoo - not done
5- have sex - done
6- go to germany - done
7- go to russia - not done
8- win a fight against 2 guys, at the same time - not done (yeah, it is weird, but, would be fuckin great to win of TWO guys!)
9- learn english, german and russian - 2/4 done (I can speak english, something of german and almost nothing of russian)
10- Get my own flat - not done

Allen
01-07-2008, 4:22 PM
how can you make up a list of things to do before you're 20 after you've already done the things you put on the list?

I've got to be honest, I didn't make a list and I'm not going to put things I've already done on here so that people can be like "You did that shit? I don't care." these are the things I want to accomplish by the time I'm 25. (I'm 18, so 2 years isn't a lot of wiggle room.)

-Graduate College with my Bachelor's in Journalism
-Graduate Film School
-Move out of my mom's house.
-Start some sort of career.
-Buy a revolver
-Buy a shotgun
-Have an actual relationship with someone who doesn't annoy the hell out of me.
-Own land.
-Own slaves*.


*Really unnecessary. I just want some. Any race/ethnicity/gender/species will do. Really prefer white or Asian women.

Tempest
01-07-2008, 5:41 PM
9- learn english, german and russian - 2/4 done (I can speak english, something of german and almost nothing of russian)

2/4? There's only 3 languages on that list. :confused:

strogonoff
01-07-2008, 6:07 PM
Originally Posted by Tempest
2/4? There's only 3 languages on that list.

portuguese is my birth language :)

Allen
01-08-2008, 12:00 AM
portuguese is my birth language :)

But you failed to mention it in the list, thus making it confusing. In turn, you have failed at communicating in English and are now down to 1/4. Or 0/3. Whichever.

Jiggz
01-08-2008, 1:40 AM
18. Do more than talk about a cause I believe in. (Not Done)


I like this.

K, being that I am far less goal orientated, I think I might only muster ten.

1) Be amazing for my girl, as I expect and usually get the same from her.
2) Maintain family relationships
3) Get a reasonable increase at work.
4) Travel more. A lot more.
5) Save. Or at least learn to.
6) Settle all unnecessary debt.
7) Get my sleeve finished. (This contradicts #5 though)
8) Read more.
9) Stay disciplined and organised in my studies.
10) Graduate first year with an over all distinction average.

Oh, and go to the dentist and get a check up. In the process overcoming my phobia.

RecycleYourElderly
01-09-2008, 1:33 PM
the only things on my list were losing my virginity, getting piercings and tattoos.
All I need is a tattoo, and I'm thinking I might get one on my 20th birthday. Does that count?

Jiggz
01-10-2008, 1:04 AM
the only things on my list were losing my virginity, getting piercings and tattoos.
All I need is a tattoo, and I'm thinking I might get one on my 20th birthday. Does that count?


At least with goals like these it's hard to get disappointed.

BlackHood
01-13-2008, 12:02 PM
My goals are all pretty rubbish, seeing as I've done most of them with two years left..

1. Get a decent relationship (Not)
2. Get a pilots license (Done)
3. Learn to drive (Done)
4. Learn to cook (Done)
5. Learn to play guitar (Done)
6. Finish flying school (Doing)
7. Get some kind of house/flat
8. Have my photography in a gallery (Done)
9. Go to every continent (Done including a short trip to the antarctic)
10. Go sky diving (Not)
11. Climb a mountain (Done several times)

9/11 with two years to go, not too bad.

abrasiveaction
01-13-2008, 10:52 PM
So I turned Twenty today (woooooo) and like a lot of people I had a list of things to do before I turned twenty.


I'm going to be 21 in a few months and I never knew about any 'things to do before i'm twenty' lists.

Quadros
01-14-2008, 4:13 AM
Well don't say it like it's my fault that you're stupid. Make a list. NOW!

Tyler_Legrand
01-14-2008, 4:41 AM
Things to do before I die:

- Have sex with two women at once.

- If previous is achieved, increase amount by one.

- Return to start.

Jiggz
01-14-2008, 5:13 AM
Things to do before I die:

- Have sex with two women at once.

- If previous is achieved, increase amount by one.

- Return to start.

I fear that if I ever do have a threesome I will implode straight after. As there will no longer be any reason to continue living.

StencilandSketch
01-15-2008, 8:25 PM
1. Use 'Thats what she said' while having sex.

Quadros
01-16-2008, 12:36 PM
1. Use 'Thats what she said' while having sex.

Done. Before I'm thirty I want to make a 'Yo momma so old' joke at Prince Charles.

SputnikKintups
01-18-2008, 7:58 PM
Well.. I am 18. Every list i have ever made for myself, or any goal i have set. I failed at. I never complete anything i want to. I fail at most things that i do, or that i try to do. so i decided i'm not going to make a list for myself, so i wont be disappointed by the outcome.

If i was to make any type of list, it would be get A's and B's in all of my classes this quarter. (current gpa - 0.666)

USER WAS PUT IN TIMEOUT FOR THIS POST. (http://forums.explosm.net/bankamp/)
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VanillaKilla
01-18-2008, 8:01 PM
1) Have fun (done)
2) get a girlfreind (not done)
3) get laid (done)
4) get a record deal (not done)
5) get a new computer (done)
6) dye my hair lime green (done)
7) meet tim armstrong and travis barker (not done)
8) go to a rancid or casualties show (done. also awesome bands)
9) get a new bass (done)
10) get a job (not done)

6 out of 10 done. i still got about 2 years to go. might be able to make it but probley not

birthshirt
01-19-2008, 8:37 PM
(1) Be in the army (not done :mad:)
(2)Go to war (not done)
(3)Get fit enough to get in the army (done)
(4)Stop being a fatass (done, lost 90lb in a year)
(5)Take part in a battle that will be talking about for hundreds of years and survive (not done)
(6)Not have to rely on my parents (not done :S)
(7)Be able to cook (not done)
(8)Find an awesome girlfriend (done :D)
(9)Have a driving license (not done due to circumstance)
(10)Watch season 6 of 24 (half done).

3 out of 10, pretty shit and only 22 hours and 20 minutes to complete the list.

Wild5Chef
01-19-2008, 10:57 PM
1. Visit Europe, Africa, or Asia (not done)
2. Fall in love. (done)
3. Get a 27+ on my upcoming ACT (not done)
4. Become a chef (not done)
5. Learn 3 new languages (not done-German done, working on Spanish, then French)
6. Finish Steven King's Dark Tower series (not done)
7. Have sex (done)
8. Get a tattoo (not done)
9. Get into a respectable college (not done)
10. Get over my trust issues (not done-getting there, finding it pretty hard)
11. Save someone (done-but it doesn't really feel like it)
12. Stop being addicted to video games (done)
13. Work out on a regular basis (not done)
14. Start a book collection (not done)
15. Buy a potter's wheel (not done)
16. Move out (not done)
17. Sky dive (not done)
18. Learn to surf (not done)
19. Continue playing soccer (not done)
20. Own the all of the Psych seasons (not done)
21. Be recognized/given an award for a skill or accomplishment (not done)
22. Own a boat (not done)

4/22

The numbers are not too impressive, but seeing as I've made this just a few months ago when I turned 18, I've got time. Some of these might be hard to do before 20. We'll just see how it goes.