Submitting Guest Strips

[Nex_Nox_Noctus]

I have a few strips that I think the guys here at Explosm would really like-- and they fit right in with the humor style. Where/how can I submit them?

Please forgive me if this is a dumb question, I'm brand new here-- I've read all the comics, but the first time I touched the forums they were already down and out. I signed up yesterday and my account got deleted so I had to create a new one.

Anywho, yeah, I just want to know how I can send my strips to Matt/Dave/Rob/Kris to see if they like them and/or will put them up.

[Intestiny Destiny]

There's currently not a guest week coming up. So your best bet would be to wait for the next one and submit them then.

[Kenneh]

Theres a chance every once in a while that you get to send your strips which they announce, you do not go LOL I WANT TO BE IN EXPLOSM COMICS MAKE ME NOW.

[Coconuts]

Post them in the fanart thread They won't appear on the main site, but people will look & review them. the only time that they can appear on the main site is when the comic writers decide to have a guest week, even there you're competing against thousands of entries.

[Nex_Nox_Noctus]

Thanks for the replies guys. Just to be clear, though, the strips are very offensive. No nudity or anything like that, but they're every bit as offensive as the most offensive stuff already in the comics. Is it okay to post strips like that on the boards?

[Kenneh]

Yea, as long as its not racist.

[OoooF4LiFe]

I'm pretty sure they got death threats because of "Depressing Comic Week", so you should be fine.

If your still not sure, just PM them to me or something.

[Nex_Nox_Noctus]

*lol* Not racist? They already have racist comics up. Hehe. The only comics in which black people have appeared, the joke has been directed AT the black people. I, in turn, wrote a comic which plays on that idea, simultaneously commenting on that fact while seeming to poke at the inadequacy of a black person to appear in a comic -not- directed at them.

For the record, I'm not at all racist, I just thought it was clever and funny.

[Kenneh]

Well as long as its not extremely racist, its okay.

[Dark2.0]

You should go to Showcase/Showdown and show your comics there I DID:shobon:

[Nex_Nox_Noctus]

Cool, thanks guys.

[John Travolta]

Send every single one of them to all four of the admins. They really like that.

[Intestiny Destiny]

And remember to send the comics individually in seperate emails too.

[BAN ME PLEASE]

hey do u tink da admns wil lke dis comixxx i mayde>?
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p102/yoiamdaruler/marraige.png

[Nex_Nox_Noctus]

*lol* I liked them!

I got mine up in the showcase showdown, but they don't load properly so you have to put the addresses in. Here's the addresses to them, if you want to view them:

http://ravendarkfellow.tripod.com/myhappiness.bmp

http://ravendarkfellow.tripod.com/eatthat.bmp

http://ravendarkfellow.tripod.com/crapwoodREWRITE

The first one is my very first comic attempt, the second one I just did today because it seemed like a good idea, and the third one is a rewrite of the "That's what She Said" comic (with a little picture editing).

[mikhial66]

*lol* I liked them!

I got mine up in the showcase showdown, but they don't load properly so you have to put the addresses in. Here's the addresses to them, if you want to view them:

http://ravendarkfellow.tripod.com/myhappiness.bmp

http://ravendarkfellow.tripod.com/eatthat.bmp

http://ravendarkfellow.tripod.com/crapwoodREWRITE

The first one is my very first comic attempt, the second one I just did today because it seemed like a good idea, and the third one is a rewrite of the "That's what She Said" comic (with a little picture editing).

Fuck tripod. Find something better cause it won't let me see your comics. And never say lol on these forums.

[BAN ME PLEASE]

*lol* I liked them!

I got mine up in the showcase showdown, but they don't load properly so you have to put the addresses in. Here's the addresses to them, if you want to view them:

http://ravendarkfellow.tripod.com/myhappiness.bmp

http://ravendarkfellow.tripod.com/eatthat.bmp

http://ravendarkfellow.tripod.com/crapwoodREWRITE

The first one is my very first comic attempt, the second one I just did today because it seemed like a good idea, and the third one is a rewrite of the "That's what She Said" comic (with a little picture editing).

All of those are so great! I especially liked the This file is hosted by Tripod, a Lycos®Network Site, and is not available for download. Please check out Tripod's Help system for more information about Remote Loading and our Remote Loading policy. part

[John Travolta]

Wow! Those are fantastic, you really should send them to the three admins, I'm sure they'd just love them, heck they might even put them on the front page. Here are their e-Mail addresses, so you can send them the comics right away:

matt@explosm.net
dave@explosm.net
rob@explosm.net

But be sure to send them each comic in seperate e-mails, though, because if they get more than one link they won't click on them.

[Nex_Nox_Noctus]

*lololololol* And *lol*

*ahem*

So yeah, remember that part where I said, "You have to put the addresses in"? Okay, I thought that since we were all regular internet users here, that would be clear enough for you to figure out. Since it wasn't, however, I shall reitterate in a way you can perhaps understand:

Der, uh. . . take dat mousey tingy. . . highlight dee uhm. . . word tingys. . . copy dem. . . paste dem into address bar. . and uh. . .

. . . hit de Enter/Return/whateverthefuckisonyourkeyboard key.

That work?

[Nex_Nox_Noctus]

Oh, and for the record, Dark 2.0 (who everyone seems to take pleasure in flaming for being stupid) was apparently smarter than you, as he figured it out (WITHOUT an additional explanation).

Ooooohhhh, BURN!!1!! *l0lz0rz*

:|

[HappinessMan]

Nex, :bangkill:

[John Travolta]

Nex, have you sent them the comics yet? I'm really not kidding, I've sent them one of my comics and they put it up on the front page, and they were shit compared to yours!

[Mobius]

go fuck yourself

[Nex_Nox_Noctus]

John Travolta>> Ohhhhhhh, you wanted me to send them the COMICS? Whoops, I thought you told me to forward them the pictures of you being assraped by your mom with a strap-on. . . . Which I did. Thanks for the tip.

:D

[Assassin]

*lol* dood ur comix are soo great

[BAN ME PLEASE]

also post goatse

[Nex_Nox_Noctus]

Assassin>> My apologies, but considering the responses I've been getting from the above sociopaths, I'm not sure if you're being sincere or sarcastic. Did you really see them and like them?

[John Travolta]

I was serious :mad:

[Cristo]

Thanks for the replies guys. Just to be clear, though, the strips are very offensive. No nudity or anything like that, but they're every bit as offensive as the most offensive stuff already in the comics. Is it okay to post strips like that on the boards?

Bahahahaha you really are new to the forums :P No offence is intended but I odn't think any Explosmer here who's been around for more than a week takes offense at anything, otherwise they'd be long gone. And nudity is never offensive :P

[Nex_Nox_Noctus]

Thanks Cristo. ;)

[gimp]

You like honesty?
First, if you want people to fucking c&p them, don't make them links.
Second, they're absolutely horrible. Not funny in the least. The art is shit. They'll never make it to the comics page.
Third, stop getting offended and saying stupid shit because people say your comics suck. They do.

Good?

[Nex_Nox_Noctus]

gimp>> First of all, I didn't make them links. The forum automatically links website addresses. Secondly, I didn't get offended for people telling me the comics are shit, because the only people who said they sucked didn't actually see them, and I was offended by their ignorance, not their comments. Third, thanks for your opinion. :p

[Nex_Nox_Noctus]

Jakky>> That's what I did, but thank you. :)

[BAN ME PLEASE]

you also have to post goatse

[Nex_Nox_Noctus]

Ban>> Sorry, I don't follow the Goatse thing. Is that all it is? I have to say goatse?

[Relaps]

No. Google Image search Goatse.

Post the goatse image.

[Nex_Nox_Noctus]

Ahhh, thanks. yeah, I thougt it sounded familiar, but since you mention that, I recall a story about something really gross. So yeah, I'm not searching for that on the work computer.

I'm done, yo.

[Assassin]

Ahhh, thanks. yeah, I thougt it sounded familiar, but since you mention that, I recall a story about something really gross. So yeah, I'm not searching for that on the work computer.

I'm done, yo.

Then leave

[ne3]

Noctus, post tubgirl then, just as popular.

[Zebbs]

Everyone here loves goatse, Noctus. Especially admins!

[Buddy.Holly's airoplane]

the first time I touched the forums

HAHAHAHAH WHAT WAS IT LIKE