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Stealth Prawn
08-23-2007, 8:16 PM
I was just looking through the site and I noticed some of these ads. Let me list some off the top of this very page-

Cyanide
Explosions
Buy Potassium Cyanide
Find Cyanide



What are some messed up ads you've seen on this site?
Lag
08-23-2007, 8:18 PM
Episode 2 Star Wars
Mr Anorexia
08-23-2007, 8:21 PM
Episode 2 Star Wars

Explosm

Cyanide

Buy Potassium Cyanide

Edit: The google ads are usually just taking stuff related to whatever is on the page.
Glurf
08-23-2007, 8:24 PM
A "¿Como se llama?" shirt with a picture of a llama. Actually kind of amusing. I do want a USB missile launcher though, TOTAL OFFICE DOMINATION.
liserlikescheese
08-23-2007, 8:24 PM
Stick Wars Episode 2, Cyanide, Mc Cyanide and Precious Metal Plating :S
Stealth Prawn
08-23-2007, 8:31 PM
Wow, that's weird... also, Glurf, just google "think geek" and check out their office warfare section. They have THE coolest stuff ever. And also, we're talking about the google ads. You know, the randomly generated text at the top of the screen?

EDIT- Right now, at the top of my page, there are two messed up ones-

Cyanide fishing and Golden Cyanide.
Grim
08-23-2007, 9:51 PM
Potassium Cyanide, Cyanide Sodium, Cyanide Electrode, and Cyanide Antidote.
Glurf
08-23-2007, 10:00 PM
Cyanide antidote?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't cyanide make you go limp and die almost instantly? Maybe?
Random_Hero
08-24-2007, 1:22 AM
Cyanide Probes. D:
Glurf
08-24-2007, 1:36 AM
So where can I get the cyanide probes? :heya:
opn4bzns
08-24-2007, 1:53 AM
On the occasions I've been on explosm without adblock, I've seen nazi things (because of people saying SS, ads for fertilizer, and all the aforementioned cyanide ads.
Vehementus
08-24-2007, 2:35 AM
Cyanide antidote?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't cyanide make you go limp and die almost instantly? Maybe?

I believe Cyanide asphyxiates you. Which would make it.. near impossible to take any antidote in pill form, maybe an injection?

Edit:
Mechanism of toxicity

Cyanide is an irreversible enzyme inhibitor. Cyanide ions bind to the iron atom of the enzyme cytochrome c oxidase (also known as aa3) in the fourth complex in the mitochondrial membrane in the mitochondria of cells. This denatures the enzyme, and the final transport of electrons from cytochrome c oxidase to oxygen cannot be completed. As a result, the electron transport chain is disrupted, meaning that the cell can no longer aerobically produce ATP for energy.

Tissues that mainly depend on aerobic respiration, such as the central nervous system and the heart, are particularly affected.

It stops the transfer of oxygen within your cells entirely, so it seems. Also note the word "Irreversible". If you think about it, since your cells can't produce ATP aerobically, they'd start working anaerobically, building up Lactic Acid and.. exhausting you to death. Sounds fun! =D
Mirrorman
08-24-2007, 2:47 AM
Potassium Cyanide, Lithium Cyanide, MIDI Cyanide. Who would click those things?
Also Stealth Prawn, thinkgeek is so AWESOME. They have the coolest stuff there.
Tricky_The_Clown
08-24-2007, 3:25 AM
Cyanide Probes was pretty damn weird.
Spoons
08-24-2007, 3:30 AM
Cyanide Fishing
Crabstick
08-24-2007, 3:31 AM
Gold Cyanide - what is that, Cyanide for payers?
Kenneh
08-24-2007, 5:06 AM
I saw an ad about mormon churches once.
roly
08-27-2007, 8:29 AM
I once won 1 million dollars. :( Still waiting for my check.

Bastards.
JFrusciante
08-27-2007, 8:32 AM
am i the 999,999th visitor of this thread? :cheer:

http://d3.zedo.com/OzoDB/t/b/311095/V1/notajoke728x90.gif

phun :O
SLjimbolian
08-27-2007, 10:11 AM
This is what I got from the GAYZ thread.

About Matt Damon

Gay Pride 2005

How Old Is Matt Damon

Bourne Ultimatum
Snake Face
08-27-2007, 10:12 AM
I've got nothing but a blank space.
Penis_Captivus
08-27-2007, 10:23 AM
Potassium Cyanide, Lithium Cyanide, MIDI Cyanide, Cyanide De Zinc
Beefynick
08-27-2007, 11:14 AM
I get one about the "Super Mattress Sale" all the time.
Oberlin
08-27-2007, 11:18 AM
Since I got Adblock I haven't seen any, but I remember a particular Prozac one.
Beefynick
08-27-2007, 11:48 AM
I actually just got one for shit.
Chardon07
08-27-2007, 7:41 PM
who doesnt like a back to school matress sale..
Stealth Prawn
08-28-2007, 3:12 PM
That was great JFrusciante. What thread in this forum gets 999,999 visitors?
Chocoholic
08-28-2007, 3:33 PM
Cyanide Poisoning kits
Cyanide Destruct

The music threads usually have links to buy classic albums like Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon.
Zebbs
08-28-2007, 3:35 PM
Potassium Cyanide,
Lithium Cyanide,
MIDI Cyanide,
Cyanide Analyser.

I laughed at anal.
azunder
08-28-2007, 6:29 PM
99.99% Accurate DNA tests.
Lose 9Lb's every 11 days.
Cervical dysplasia.
Baby tooth stem cell bank.

Whats Dysplasia :aaa:
Matterialize
08-28-2007, 10:24 PM
I deactivated my NoScript just to take a look at the ads.

Potassium Cyanide
Cyanide Electrode
Cyanide Probes
Cyanide Fishing


...
TinyPinkNinja
08-28-2007, 11:16 PM
My PC Disk Read Error

Iron III Cyanide (revenge of the asphyx?)

Funny Stories
Evil Kiwi
08-29-2007, 12:20 PM
'Cyanide poisoning kits' O.o
Spastic
08-29-2007, 12:22 PM
"Cyanide Antidote"

Just what i needed!
Evil Kiwi
08-29-2007, 12:27 PM
99.99% Accurate DNA tests.
Lose 9Lb's every 11 days.
Cervical dysplasia.
Baby tooth stem cell bank.

Whats Dysplasia :aaa:
Dictionary says it's cancer. Which brings up a thought: what's cancer got to do with cyanide?!
StrikeTwelve
08-29-2007, 12:29 PM
"Baby cell stem storage

www.cells4life.co.uk"

I couldn't help myself from laughing at the URL.
azunder
08-29-2007, 1:59 PM
Cervical Dysplasia, thats pretty gross tbh.

Thi site has a lot of cancer jokes, but not Vagina cancer. Aha a new idea for a comic! :hit:
CatsLikeCatnip
07-03-2009, 7:26 PM
Tea for Detoxification
Healthy Detoxification
Kidney Detoxification
Natural Detoxification

and some penis enlargement ad.
shawnshank
07-03-2009, 7:28 PM
I never see any because I have adblock :smug:
Frobes
07-03-2009, 8:53 PM
Can you say mega bump?
RaygunShaun
07-03-2009, 8:54 PM
Hell yes!

MEGA BUMP
laugh
07-03-2009, 9:00 PM
I think i've seen one for pedophile rehab. But recently, Im only seeing code for the ads, it looks matrix-like.
RaygunShaun
07-03-2009, 9:03 PM
All I see on this forum is that girl with no leg, which I still believe is photoshopped just to draw retards and fat chicks into someone's evil schemes.
laugh
07-03-2009, 11:26 PM
post this ad, it interests me and I wish to donate to this cause of evil
amayaheartnet
07-03-2009, 11:47 PM
It's all herbal detox ads, and the banner's rambling about how I can be accepted too.
Blueblobb
07-04-2009, 1:04 AM
Tea for Detoxification
Healthy Detoxification
Kidney Detoxification
Natural Detoxification

and some penis enlargement ad.

I have this, except instead of penis enlargement it's meeting women online. There's also a small black child telling me to help kids with burns and spinal injuries and the like. Interesting...
TheGodfather
07-04-2009, 3:17 PM
Detoxification

Alcohol Detoxification

Detoxification Programs

Foot Detoxification Spa

I think I might go for a detox at some point, it's obviously a sign.
RaygunShaun
07-04-2009, 3:19 PM
There's also a small black child telling me to help kids with burns and spinal injuries and the like. Interesting...

I think this is the one-legged girl I was referring to.
RaygunShaun
07-04-2009, 3:26 PM
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/4659/wtfjpv.jpg

I was wrong. She doesn't seem to even have a complete leg.
cptlol
07-04-2009, 5:55 PM
Looks like a dick, to be honest.
Rolfero
07-05-2009, 7:20 AM
>Detoxification
Natural Detoxification
Sonne's Detoxification
Detoxification Foot Spa

Turned adblock PRO off though.
BlackHood
07-05-2009, 7:33 AM
I've seen this add several times, but never realised she had no legs. I've been enlightened by this old and crappy thread!