Women is scared of ballons

[shadoshado]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7069831886738666374&q=scared+of+balloons&total=133&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0


Phobias are funny.

[k1ssm3im1rish]

I can't imagine how awful it would be to be so afraid of something that one really shouldn't be afraid of.

[ne3]

Either those people are VERY VERY cruel, or it's acting.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7069831886738666374&q=scared+of+balloons&total=133&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

[Beefynick]

If you think balloons are bad, Maury have had people on who are afraid of pickles and peaches.

Can you imagine living being afraid of pickles or balloons?

[xkittenxsocksx]

You hand women a tiny amount of equality and this is how they react :(

[Matterialize]

They should've done that thing where they release a whole bunch of non-helium balloons from the ceiling and the rain down on the set.

[xkittenxsocksx]

That is just unrelentingly harsh, and do you think she would still cook for you after you did that?

[Matterialize]

Eh. It would've ended anyway, thanks to my balloon fetish.

Might as well go out with a bang! :fmita:

[Shagg]

Oh Matterilize, Heh Heh Heh!*wah wah waaaahh*

:gj:


But I think life wouldn't be half-as-happy if we were all afraid of balloons.

[Mr Anorexia]

Isn't it Woman is afraid of balloons?

[AidanC]

That's evil. "She's scared of balloons. Hey lets surround her with them to scare the shit out of her!" I know they're trying to get her to face her fears, but thats just wrong, but funny :roffle:

[MopHead]

I think it's funny the way they show them their fears and once there surounded by them the guys says '' Hey get those damn things outa here.''

[Trashcat]

If you think balloons are bad, Maury have had people on who are afraid of pickles and peaches.

Can you imagine living being afraid of pickles or balloons?


Sex must be impossible, what with the penises and condoms.

[Con-Con]

It's funny that's she's afraid of something as light as a balloon.

But it was really cruel that that surrounded her with them knowing she's that afraid of them

[Casalen]

That's really sad.

But also, hilarious; I need to use this as inspiration somehow.

On the darker side; I wouldn't be surprised if some crazy murder saw this, tracked her down and killed her in such a way that it involved balloons.

[Dave]

Admin is scared of grammar and spelling in thread title?

[mmm...chicken]

That's one of the stupidest things i've seen.
How can someone be afraid of something so harmless.
She even said the way they float scares her.

One of my favourite parts of the video:
"oh no...don't go around there, its worse"

[Lag]

That's one of the stupidest things i've seen.
How can someone be afraid of something so harmless.
She even said the way they float scares her.

One of my favourite parts of the video:
"oh no...don't go around there, its worse"
I loved it. Than he tries to lead her back out....AND BAM! Black clothed guy with balloons!

[Niki]

I don't think I've laughed that hard all year.
And is the audience LAUGHING?! Haha.. Maury looks like he can hardly keep a straight face himself..

[gimp]

This is what happens when you don't beat your children for acting stupid.

And I don't believe she's afraid of balloons. Just wants her 15.

[xopunkr0ckgrlox]

maury also had some lady on afraid of cotton balls. she didnt like the "sound" they made??? lol look for it on youtube. two people came dressed from head to toe in cotton balls and chased her around. i laughed my ass off.

[Werty]

That's fake. Seriously. There's no way that someone is afraid of balloons. I refuse to believe it.

[Newbienice]

Some phobias are just silly. Even if this was faked, there might actually be someone who is afraid of balloons. Their birthday parties must suck

[CreamScreamer]

I like how he tells her not to go into the room when she's already in there.

God, I fucking love Maury.

[peteaboda1]

If you think balloons are bad, Maury have had people on who are afraid of pickles and peaches.

Can you imagine living being afraid of pickles or balloons?

Yeah, I came across the pickles last year in Psychology then showed it to the class. What kind of traumatic experiences must happen for these phobias to develop?

[P0K3M0N_MA5T3R]

I think my mates mom is the best, buttons, she's scared of buttons, seriously. How is that even possible though? To be scared of a circle of plastic.

[AntiAnti]

That's fake. Seriously. There's no way that someone is afraid of balloons. I refuse to believe it.

A bit narrow minded?

[Werty]

A bit narrow minded?

You'd be amazed. But that's total bullshit that she's afraid of balloons. She couldn't even come up with a reason of why's she scared of them. I just refuse to believe it's true 'cause it's so ridiculous.

[Stealth Prawn]

I lauged so freaking hard I fell out of my seat. Seriously. I think I may have fractured my tailbone. That hurt...

But seriously, who is that fearful? If I were her parents (when she was a child, obviously. that's probably when her fear developed), and she told me that she was afraid of balloons without some DAMN good reason, I would beat her. Right there. And then I would give her random helium balloons as presents and play the song '99 red balloons'.

[Rainbird]

That was so funny, and I feel like an asshole because I think it's funny

[Gudizere]

I can't stop laughing at that video.

"Don't go in there, it's worse!"

But she must be really shit scared of them, and i feel kinda sorry for her.

[Lance]

Speaking of weird phobias I just checked the list at the phobia list site and gawd there are some really whacky phobias. I'll list 12.


Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection.
Optophobia- Fear of opening one's eyes.
Parthenophobia- Fear of virgins or young girls. (I sure to have a phobia of virgins, though it's fun trying to conquer my fear :heya:
Phallophobia- Fear of a penis, esp erect.
Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking. :fmita:
Somniphobia- Fear of sleep.
Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting
Trichopathophobia or Trichophobia- Fear of hair.
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.
Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Verbophobia- Fear of words.
Vestiphobia- Fear of clothing.

[Soul]

Even though im sure that there is someone that is actually afraid of balloons I dont think this lady is since I think that all talk shows are fake. But its still hilarious I cant stop laughing.

Lance I think were all trying to "conquer" our fears of virgins. :heya:

EDIT: I just looked at the phobia site and I thought these were pretty funny.
Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese.
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.

[Jamal Crackerman]

That's really sad.

But also, hilarious; I need to use this as inspiration somehow.

On the darker side; I wouldn't be surprised if some crazy murder saw this, tracked her down and killed her in such a way that it involved balloons.



Hah that would be the cruelest thing ever, but kinda funny to hear on the news, "Women was mauled by the crushing weight of a billion baloons, foul play suspected"

[SLjimbolian]

Supposing this is real, something must've happened real fucked up in her childhood or past that involved balloons (e.g. getting raped by someone who made balloon animals for a living) I highly doubt she has an unjustifiable reason for this sort of phobia towards all things balloons.

[BartS]

Supposing this is real, something must've happened real fucked up in her childhood or past that involved balloons (e.g. getting raped by someone who made balloon animals for a living) I highly doubt she has an unjustifiable reason for this sort of phobia towards all things balloons.

How about raped by a balloon animal? :heya:

[ekwfan6]

Perhaps they should just let loose an angry lion with balloons tied to it, and see if it overstimulates her to the point of overcoming her fear.

Or only makes her more afraid of balloons. >_>

[Sleepernaut]

This story brings back memories of that Moody's Point skit they did on the Amanda Show. Her mother once got on a bllon, never came back, and she's had the phobia ever sence. Wow, gotta' love memories from the late 90's.

[Werty]

Perhaps they should just let loose an angry lion with balloons tied to it, and see if it overstimulates her to the point of overcoming her fear.

Or only makes her more afraid of balloons. >_>

I would totally pay to see that.

[Niki]

This story brings back memories of that Moody's Point skit they did on the Amanda Show. Her mother once got on a bllon, never came back, and she's had the phobia ever sence. Wow, gotta' love memories from the late 90's.

Loved that show. And she wasn't afraid of balloons, they just made her really upset.

But there's no way that's real.. If it is I feel kinda bad for that lady.
Still funny as hell though.

[Souldrinker]

Absolutely hilarious. That interview made it seem like it was so fake, but when she actually freaked out I was pissing myself laughing.

[Tyler_Legrand]

Some of those ballons did look kinda unappealing

[Glurf]

Man, this chick better be friends with EVERYONE, if she had any enemies...
I see a balloon filled revenge.

[TheLameSauce]

I heard somewhere on the Internets that somewhere in the Middle East it's not uncommon for one to be terrified of their penis retracting (don't know a btter word for this) into themselves, and they will go to sleep gripping on to it, or will hire someone else to do it for them.
I tried to find a reference to this again, but it's really hard without leaving a search history on my computer that sounds super perverted and gay. Maybe someone else could have better luck.

[Glurf]

I hire people to hold on to my penis too, sometimes when I sleep.

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[lazerwaffle]

Personally, I think anything in a 7 year old's birthday party is fairly petrifying.

[Blxorz]

It's a broken link...

[DieHard]

It's a broken link...

it's broken link because you're posting in a 2 year old thread

[Mustache]

It's a broken link...

It's a broken link because you clicked it. Go away.

[VerminScum]

I'm terrified of ballons.

[Benjaman]

You're a woman.

[Jackoff Shitler]

Women is scared of ballons guys!!!

[Alcoholic]

C'mon, dudes, get your ball-ons, I gots mine.

[VerminScum]

You're a woman.
Will you be my child?

[Smiley_120]

Shoot the attention whore! She just wanted to be on tv man. Damn misfit :-s

[Assassin]

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