View Full Version : It's Chase Week!
Some have said that our gimmick weeks are just excuses for us being lazy. And they'd be right. This week is even lazier, though, because we have Chase from Tomorrow's Nobody (http://www.tomorrowsnobody.com) giving us his interpretations of C&H. We didn't even have to pick them out from a bunch of crappy guest submissions!
To put the icing on the cake, next Friday he and Kris have a new short coming out! So keep your eyeballs peeled to the front page.
Chase and the rest of the TN guys have been doing a lot of live action filming, including a series of shorts called 'David Forgets.' They're pretty damn funny, so go check em out on their site (http://www.tomorrowsnobody.com) or their YouTube page (http://www.youtube.com/user/TomorrowsNobodycom). They're also trying to gather some funds for a better camera, so if you're feeling generous, toss some of that sweet, sweet monetary generosity their way.
This week's gonna be horrible.
Tempest
02-01-2008, 3:01 AM
I'm enjoying it greatly already, personally. He's embodied everything that makes C&H what it is, and it's only day one.
CheesePlease
02-01-2008, 3:09 AM
I laughed so he must be doing something right.
josephthee13
02-01-2008, 3:21 AM
but the drawing is horrible compared with the originals. haha.
Junttipulla
02-01-2008, 3:34 AM
Tomorrow's Nobodies sucks balls... The first comic sucked ass... The drawing sucks dick...
i hope theyre all as good as today's one :indiff:
Tempest
02-01-2008, 5:11 AM
but the drawing is horrible compared with the originals. haha.
So what you're saying is the joke is good, but the art leaves a lot to be desired?
Oh my God it's the Week of Doom!
Oh my God it's the Week of Doom!
No, the Week of Chase.
Do keep up.
lol you guys are just a bunch of big softies! I'm new to drawing be gntle <333
ScottyGEE
02-01-2008, 7:10 AM
Tomorrow's nobodies kicks so much ass. Let's hope the explosm inspired foray into comicsv(by Chase) is just as awesome
BMP's Fan Arts are better.
Spastic
02-01-2008, 11:14 AM
BMP's Fan Arts are better.
I even liked Beatzebs comics more than this one.
DieHard
02-01-2008, 11:42 AM
Holy crap, was he actually trying when he was made that?
Just wait til you see the rest of the week.
DieHard
02-01-2008, 12:11 PM
I'll be waiting, his art style is pretty good though
Mudkipz
02-01-2008, 2:29 PM
He's captured the essence of Cyanide and Happiness perfectly.
I could've sworn this is exactly what you guys love.
Mr Anorexia
02-01-2008, 3:40 PM
I could've sworn this is exactly what you guys love.
You are what I love <33333333333333
You guys are stupid.
That was the best comic I've seen this year.
You guys are just used the the high brow and dedicated art of regular C&H.
I've seen the rest and they get even better.
Quadros
02-01-2008, 6:29 PM
What's really sad is how much better that is than anything any of the Fanart threads have ever produced.
EVER.
Mr Anorexia
02-01-2008, 6:50 PM
Why is it sad?
MusicalIdiot
02-01-2008, 7:36 PM
Hey, it was better than most of the fan art comics...
I actually laughed at that piece of shit.
Meche1771
02-01-2008, 8:51 PM
Didn't like it... I'm more into Kris' style...
but Kris' style is impossible to work with!
Mr Anorexia
02-01-2008, 9:00 PM
Try MattMelvins!
Butt sex. Psh. Rather "low brow" if you ask me.
Mr Anorexia
02-01-2008, 9:31 PM
Butt sex. Psh. Rather "low brow" if you ask me.
You'd think so, but you'd be wrong.
HappyPalooza
02-01-2008, 9:45 PM
I didn't even know the difference until I read this news post. Chase really captured the essence of C+H.
Try MattMelvins!
mak him squeeze his but loll!!!!!!!
-Julz-
02-02-2008, 2:12 AM
I must say, I prefer multiple panels of comic.
But I also can't deny the scary accuracy in the aspects C+H has presented to the viewers.
...
In other words, made me chuckle. =)
you're all just picky
in my opinion, who gives a crap about the bloody art style? besides, it's still a good art style, i want to see you all do better and still make it look like C&H. no, didnt think you could.
however, i like these comics so far. they're basic lines but hell, they're amazing! todays (2nd febuary) made me laugh. nice work chase
*thumbs up*
Kamazy
02-02-2008, 8:53 AM
I am a fan of tomorrow's no bodies, but please stick to making flash movies... comics are not your thing. :ahe:
Advice:
Go for matt's style of crazy unexpected comics, they are my favorite, or go for dave's situation humor that is usually not that outrageously strange and most of the time is quite realistic, but funny.
Meche1771
02-02-2008, 9:40 AM
I don't know, I like more multiple panels too, and I find funnier non-sense stuff... I was not talking about the art style, each person draw like they want... =P
Chase
02-02-2008, 10:27 AM
You people who think this is a serious attempt at making C&H comics...
You're absolutely right and not dumb at all.
Tweek
02-02-2008, 10:32 AM
You people who think this is a serious attempt at making C&H comics...
You're absolutely right and not dumb at all.
Aw shucks :shobon:
josephthee13
02-02-2008, 10:59 AM
So what you're saying is the joke is good, but the art leaves a lot to be desired?
well, my message is kind of incomplete too. The joke sucks too. the drawing is worse than the initial drawings of C&H.
K-Mart Toaster
02-02-2008, 11:11 AM
lol omg Chase is funny as hell so far, i wouldnt be suprised if all his comics end up wit some kind of buttsex.
Meche1771
02-02-2008, 11:31 AM
I doh think you need a real artistic drawing for a comic to be funny, and I hadn't found that 'till I tripped with this webside, creativity is what you need... Simplicity and creativity that's all... His jokes are not bad, I laughed, but I find they could be funnier, just need a different gist...
Wow. So many of you are failing so hard right now.
Chase
02-02-2008, 11:57 AM
http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/8090/1184040522276lb8.jpg
/internet device I never use featuring Patrick Stewart
Today's comic had horrible grammar. I could barely tell what they were saying. And it looks oddly familiar.
DaEdge304
02-02-2008, 12:27 PM
i have to miss the genuine cyanide and happiness for a whole week?! :' (
what is the world comin to...
Intestiny Destiny
02-02-2008, 12:36 PM
I can't tell the difference. :confused:
Junttipulla
02-02-2008, 1:36 PM
Hey you Chase moron, you have some kind of fetish to buttsex? Is this week going to be like every day you got some crappy "comics" about buttsex in different languages? Hope not. If it actually is going to be like that i say to you: get a life.
D:
How dare you! I tried sooo hard and this is the thanks I get!? You just ruined my whole week you big meanie. Where's the crying emoticon?
Pig Fucker
02-02-2008, 1:44 PM
I love these Chase comics, despite what everyone else has been saying. And Chase, you should come to spame; you'd fit in better there.
John Travolta
02-02-2008, 2:09 PM
omg hahahaha dere licked his balls.
Casalen
02-02-2008, 2:14 PM
These comics so far are awesome, and really do embody what the site is all about. Anyone who has otherwise hasn't been paying attention to that.
However, I looked at his site, and must say... the videos aren't probably a good idea, regardless of how expensive of a camera gets used.
Hunnter
02-02-2008, 3:20 PM
I sure LOL'd at both of them.
And i'm LOLing even more at everyone getting pissed at the art.
I need to check this (Chases) site out a little.
Also, can't wait to see the next short.
KrisSUCKS
02-02-2008, 5:14 PM
does this account work?
USER WAS PUT IN TIMEOUT FOR THIS POST. (http://forums.explosm.net/bankamp/)
Reason: Not anymore.
Khaine
02-02-2008, 7:53 PM
I am severely disappointed by all of this. I don't really care how the art style looks (its not like I read C&H for the high quality art anyway) but I would think that Chase could do better than two pathetic strips about buttsex. I mean seriously. Its something I would expect from C&H but I would at least expect it to be done in a more entertaining fashion, not some one panel piece of garbage.
(sorry chase, but perhaps you should stick to Tomorrow's Nobodies videos, comics aren't your thing.)
Ugh, can't you guys give him more than two days before you judge him?
We put him through the two week Cyanide & Happiness Comedy Training Course and everything. That isn't cheap.
hozkinz
02-02-2008, 8:10 PM
this week will be awesome.
More buttsex pleeze!
I make wishes come true!
I make wishes come true!
Next time integrate goatse somehow.
I know your artistic genius can figure it out.
-Julz-
02-03-2008, 2:46 AM
Haha, ode to Chase and his buttsex obsession.
Tempest
02-03-2008, 3:47 AM
You guys are stupid.
That was the best comic I've seen this year.
You guys are just used the the high brow and dedicated art of regular C&H.
Agreed. I haven't laughed at C&H comics like this for a while, especially todays. Rob should be taking notes, his comics are distinctly lacking a key element that makes these ones funny. Butt sex.
Bunder
02-03-2008, 4:40 AM
It keeps getting better by the day :aaa:
*teenage-girlish adoration for Chase*:hmm:
132945
02-03-2008, 4:42 AM
I have a sneaking suspicion there is a secret theme to all of Chase's comics but I can't quite put my finger on it.....
I just hope to god it's not communism.
Good work Chase, love the work. xD
---
*teenage-girlish adoration for Chase*:hmm:
Agreed, here's some more. :hmm:
i wasn't expecting todays! hah, thats legendary :P
pure C&H
Junttipulla
02-03-2008, 6:11 AM
pure shit
tullerusk
02-03-2008, 8:37 AM
I was a bit funny the first time, but the second and third just made me sad. Every day I look forward to a new C&H, but I dont think I'm gonna check out the site until Chase Week is over.
Kamazy
02-03-2008, 9:21 AM
This is a waste of time! I will not check the daily comics until chase week is over because they just make me feel sad for poor old chase and his gay butt sex addiction. :blanky:
This is a waste of time! I will not check the daily comics until chase week is over because they just make me feel sad for poor old chase and his gay butt sex addiction. :blanky:
Hey, you're the one who read the comics. Maybe it's you who has the butt sex addiction.
Kamazy
02-03-2008, 9:33 AM
Well it said it's chase week... and i love tomorow's nobodies, so dumb me for expecting something good when i check his "comics", can we change the name to gay butt sex week?
Beefynick
02-03-2008, 9:51 AM
I am disappointed. There have been no AIDS references. This cannot be a true C&H interpretation.
Pig Fucker
02-03-2008, 9:58 AM
Well it said it's chase week... and i love tomorow's nobodies, so dumb me for expecting something good when i check his "comics", can we change the name to gay butt sex week?
Obviously you don't get the subtle and profound nuances of comics of this type. You were probably one of those guys who hated BMP's stuff too, weren't you? Its people like you that cause these misunderstood geniuses so much anguish and pain in life.
I_Smell
02-03-2008, 10:48 AM
I laughed :fmita:
It's a good job aswell, CnH was starting to get a bit wordy.
+David Forgets is the best thing ever. Especially the videos before the videos. Like when he's eating a bowl of cereal with a shovel.
EDIT- I just realised there's three Chase comics.
josephthee13
02-03-2008, 10:54 AM
pure shit
second that.
Disposable
02-03-2008, 11:18 AM
Had the comics not been noted to have been made by Chase, you probably wouldn't have had a problem with them. :D
I do agree with Beefynick, however. An AIDS reference is almost essential.
Beatzebs
02-03-2008, 11:18 AM
Well it said it's chase week... and i love tomorow's nobodies, so dumb me for expecting something good when i check his "comics", can we change the name to gay butt sex week?
word...
David forgets is sometimes funny but these comics will cause a decrease of fans I'm sure >_>
Even my buttsex jokes are better than yours...
Just my 2 cents.
exproject
02-03-2008, 12:25 PM
Chase, you're awesome.
This is truly C&H in a sentence. Although it does need an AIDS reference.
-Julz-
02-03-2008, 2:14 PM
Hahaa, some of these people seem to be forgetting that C&H just started out as a bunch of simple, inappropriate jokes, with very little "dialogue", so to say.
Much like everything, it evolved over the years, and now that Chase is bringing it back to the roots in a sense, you want to whine and bitch?
Where's Dr.Covorkian when you need him? o_O
word...
David forgets is sometimes funny but these comics will cause a decrease of fans I'm sure >_>
Even my buttsex jokes are better than yours...
Just my 2 cents.
When have you ever made a funny joke? :indiff:
Right on Chase. Am I dreaming for thinking it would be nice to see some girl on girl butt sex action? It's rare to find that these days...
Beatzebs
02-03-2008, 2:21 PM
When have you ever made a funny joke? :indiff:
I did and I do.
Beatzebs
02-03-2008, 3:47 PM
Yeah that's what we both have in common...
...Just kidding. :>
...only I'm hilarious :D
Disposable
02-03-2008, 4:02 PM
Whoops, I think you mixed up the order right there. Lemme just tinker with it a bit...
Yeah that's what we both have in common...
...only I'm hilarious :D
...Just kidding. :>
Fixed. :D
Beatzebs
02-03-2008, 4:13 PM
Damn your right. I'm a dull formal pettifogger... (does this word exist? I learned it when I lived 3 month in Scotland)
You sure as hell didn't learn comedy.
Beatzebs
02-03-2008, 4:19 PM
You sure as hell didn't learn comedy.
I have no funny quote, video, picture, link, art, or meme.
My signature sucks.
Welcome to the club.
Back to topic...I hate you chase :-*
Bandeira-Brasil
02-03-2008, 4:31 PM
Man i dont know if anyone brought it up but chase have a serious obsession with anal sex........and worse male to male.......
But rethinking well who doesnt?
When have you ever made a funny joke? :indiff:
Right on Chase. Am I dreaming for thinking it would be nice to see some girl on girl butt sex action? It's rare to find that these days...
This is a good quality idea.
Please look into it.
Mr Anorexia
02-03-2008, 5:23 PM
WHAT WILL CHASE HAVE IN STORE FOR US TOMORROW?!?!?!?!? I REALLY CANNOT WAIT.
DieHard
02-03-2008, 5:38 PM
Ok, you got me. I laughed at the last two comics.
Hunnter
02-03-2008, 5:39 PM
I can't even imagine what the next one will be...
Although i hope a Goatse reference suddenly appears.
Kamazy
02-03-2008, 6:24 PM
Obviously you don't get the subtle and profound nuances of comics of this type. You were probably one of those guys who hated BMP's stuff too, weren't you? Its people like you that cause these misunderstood geniuses so much anguish and pain in life.
No actualy i love BMP's comics, because they were funny, the art added to the funny, sure, but most of them were funny in an unexpected kind of way. Kinda like Matt's comics.
Meche1771
02-03-2008, 7:36 PM
Getting bored with buttsex.!!!
LaPhBu
02-03-2008, 7:47 PM
Meche, trust me, giving it is MUCH more fun than receiving.
Also, I found the Mexican comic to be the best
Ekalb
02-03-2008, 11:10 PM
I have never seen House.
Maybe House could feature in your next sprinkling of comic genius?
Derelict
02-04-2008, 12:03 AM
Chase is a genius, in my opinion. The way the lighting hits his characters is just extraordinary, and the way he strings the words of the joke together like a master weaver of hilarity. How he comes up with such diverse comics day after day is beyond the comprehension of my tiny mortal mind. Nicely done, sir.
Johnny
02-04-2008, 2:13 AM
Oh lord, butts havin' butt sex with butts. What's next?
bialas
02-04-2008, 4:02 AM
pure shit
Nobody wanted to know your surname.
Chase Week is damn funny in it's simpliness, I like it so far :lol:
ALD-52
02-04-2008, 4:41 AM
Another ditto on the AIDS reference necessity.
"Me gusta buttsex mucho" that is genious.
ScottyGEE
02-04-2008, 6:14 AM
Loved the latest one....However, how they have sex is questionable...
Mr. Crow
02-04-2008, 7:22 AM
If the C&H cartoonists had named it Butt Sex Week and made these comics themselves, you'd all be creaming over each other. Chase is hilarious.
Junttipulla
02-04-2008, 8:06 AM
What are the BMP comics?
josephthee13
02-04-2008, 8:09 AM
well at least i laughed at the butts having sex. it might get better tomorrow.
I seriously hope so.
Kamazy
02-04-2008, 8:18 AM
Predictable, boring, ugly, over done and just plain bad, chase.. you sir, can't make comics, please post something in the fan art thread so i can legally flame you. :)
Fatstrat06
02-04-2008, 9:35 AM
Some have said that our gimmick weeks are just excuses for us being lazy. And they'd be right. This week is even lazier, though, because we have Chase from Tomorrow's Nobody (http://www.tomorrowsnobody.com) giving us his interpretations of C&H. We didn't even have to pick them out from a bunch of crappy guest submissions!
To put the icing on the cake, next Friday he and Kris have a new short coming out! So keep your eyeballs peeled to the front page.
Chase and the rest of the TN guys have been doing a lot of live action filming, including a series of shorts called 'David Forgets.' They're pretty damn funny, so go check em out on their site (http://www.tomorrowsnobody.com) or their YouTube page (http://www.youtube.com/user/TomorrowsNobodycom). They're also trying to gather some funds for a better camera, so if you're feeling generous, toss some of that sweet, sweet monetary generosity their way.
I'm just simply voicing an opinion here. Here's to hoping I don't get flamed:
Regardless of guest comics or not, this week's comics are unoriginal, badly drawn, and completely lacking in any amount of humor whatsoever. Buttsex. Wow. It wasn't funny the first time, and it has gotten progressively less funny through the next three. I used to check C&H everyday in anticipation of a new comic, now I find my self regretting it. I really hope Kris and Chase don't do a short about buttsex. Kris is funnier and more talented than that.
Hunnter
02-04-2008, 9:56 AM
God, some people, eh?
Just a little suggestion to everyone crying like a little kid, go to the first comic, and work your way up, then headbutt a wall.
I laughed so hard i cried at the butts doing it.
getittogether
02-04-2008, 10:03 AM
I registered just to say I've been following C&H for a few months now and really like it. But the Chase Week just does not fit C&H's style and is not what I'm looking for. Seriously. A whole week?
RockOn
02-04-2008, 10:10 AM
This is gonna be some week. (In the good way).
Mr. Crow
02-04-2008, 10:10 AM
What are the BMP comics?
lul noob
raveyxface
02-04-2008, 10:12 AM
the first two were funny.
now the whole 'butt sex' thing is getting old.
the original c&h are WAY more than just butt sex jokes.
Meche1771
02-04-2008, 10:18 AM
I've been missing real god comics the whole week... Please, tell me if he's gonna keep the buttsex thing so I can come back next week... One or two times is good, but you cannot keep on going with this stuff man..!!
daCrazi
02-04-2008, 11:39 AM
Okay look, I was fine with the first one...then the second I was like "wtf"...now a third one...This is really getting repeditive and I am getting annoyed by this lack of higher thought. Please make one that is not abot BUTSEX tomorrow...it is getting really lame...some severely immature people may enjoy it...but the people who really want funny comics with some thought put into them are getting pissed...
Superdave131
02-04-2008, 12:15 PM
Uhg... I just registered so I could say how lame buttsex week is. The first one was kind of funny and the one of just two butts with no bodies was alright. But the joke could have been better if they were all done up at once for one day with more the just one panel. Perhaps a comic showing all the different ways to have butt sex. Now that would of been hilarious!!!! But alas, we must suffer for another 3 days of butt sex.
I think the real problem here is that Chase is too good at these. It's going to be hard adjusting back to our crappy comics, I bet we lose a lot of readers.
Junttipulla
02-04-2008, 12:50 PM
lul noob
Fuck off idiot. Could someone really tell me...
HappyPalooza
02-04-2008, 1:30 PM
Predictable
They're single panel. How can they be predictable? :ahe:
Bunder
02-04-2008, 1:33 PM
I think the real problem here is that Chase is too good at these. It's going to be hard adjusting back to our crappy comics, I bet we lose a lot of readers.
Yeah, it will be quite an adjustement returning from these really cool drawings with a sense of humor beyond imagining back to the old ones
even more *teenage-girlish love for chase* :hmm:
DieHard
02-04-2008, 1:33 PM
Fuck off idiot. Could someone really tell me...
Don't mind him, he just got un-modded
BMP (AKA BAN ME PLEASE) was a comic maker in the fan art thread which is in the showcase forum. You can find his comics by going to the thread and searching the thread by posts that he made.
going to the thread
This is discouraged.
Junttipulla
02-04-2008, 1:38 PM
Don't mind him, he just got un-modded
BMP (AKA BAN ME PLEASE) was a comic maker in the fan art thread which is in the showcase forum. You can find his comics by going to the thread and searching the thread by posts that he made.
Thanks a lot! :smile:
Mr. Crow
02-04-2008, 1:58 PM
Don't mind him, he just got un-modded
BMP (AKA BAN ME PLEASE) was a comic maker in the fan art thread which is in the showcase forum. You can find his comics by going to the thread and searching the thread by posts that he made.
Don't lie to the newbs, it isn't nice.
I shall tell you the story, my dear fellow:
In the beginning, three beings were created out of the void of nothing known as Chaos. These beings were Gaia of the earth, the Heavens, and BMP. Both the Heavens and BMP loved Gaia and were bitter rivals, but in the end she spurned BMP and chose the other. Gaia and the Heavens then birthed Atmos, which separates the earth and the heavens.
BMP, angry and rejected, plotted against Gaia, the Heavens, and Atmos, and brought forth the beasts of the land to defeat them. However, even with his might beasts he was not enough and the trinity of Atmos, Gaia, and the Heavens knocked him down from his godly throne. They then created man to rule over the beasts of BMP to make sure they never plotted against the gods again.
BMP, defeated and stripped of his power, retreated to the netherworld, where he lay dormant as human civilization flourished. Soon, the names of the gods Gaia, the Heavens, Atmos, and BMP were mostly forgotten by mortal men, only fluttering here and there through the pages of the mortal religions.
The holy trinity grew old, but BMP did not. He grew only stronger, tempered in the heat of hell-fire, biding his time until a new era of his reign would come. His influence, even in the deep of sleep, was viral enough to affect the hearts and minds of some men, and soon religions and cults worshiping BMP, usually under the name of a different god, sprung up around the world. The most notable of these was the cult of StickusSuicidum, which gained many members through the most unseemly of means. StickusSuicidum, with its grand priests Serinior and Skreborzk, was powerful enough to sway world politics. Its work can be seen in the most vile of organizations throughout history, Hitler was a member of StickusSuicidum.
StickusSuicidum intended to incite an ancient ritual to revive BMP, so that his power would once again rise and crush the earth, the symbol of his enemy, the trinity. By 2003, they were nearly ready, even having gained unwitting members en mass on the internet. The trinity, however, although old and only a fraction as powerful as in their prime, sought to prevent this.
They created a group of holy warriors, known as Explosmidum, to defend the earth. The champions of Explosmidum were its four great warriors, known as the CyanidiHappidus: Matt of the sky, Rob of the girth, Dave of the highlands, and Kris of the Magic-Hat clan. These four warriors championed Explosmidum, and met StickusSuicidum's Serinior and Skreborzk in battle.
The vicious fight lasted for months, and Rob had to take many snack breaks, but eventually the victors emerged: Explosmidum was champion.
The earth now secure, the four champions retired from their grand stations. They decided to dedicate themselves to telling their fellow man the story of BMP and the trinity, through magnificent storytelling and humor. They created the website Cyanide and Happiness, of Explosm, in parody of the title of their mater organization. There, they told the story of BMP, in its entirety, through comic art.
Unfortunately, they were flamed by ungrateful fags who didn't think it was funny, so they deleted the great chronicles and stuck to making AIDS comics. Maybe one day, some day, mankind will open its ears. Maybe when their readers learn to be grateful, and read the actual fucking forum when they have a question concerning it. Until then, the threat of BMP still lurks beneath the earth's crust.
Kamazy
02-04-2008, 2:04 PM
They're single panel. How can they be predictable? :ahe:
In the last page someone said he wonders what tomorrow's "comic" will be, and i thought.. Hmmm... two but having sex probably. That's how.
Mr. Crow: You have too much free time.
I_Smell
02-04-2008, 2:08 PM
In the beginning, three beings were created out of the void of nothing known as Chaos. These beings were Gaia of the earth, the Heavens, and BMP. Both the Heavens and BMP loved Gaia and were bitter rivals, but in the end she spurned BMP and chose the other. Gaia and the Heavens then birthed Atmos, which separates the earth and the heavens.
BMP, angry and rejected, plotted against Gaia, the Heavens, and Atmos, and brought forth the beasts of the land to defeat them. However, even with his might beasts he was not enough and the trinity of Atmos, Gaia, and the Heavens knocked him down from his godly throne. They then created man to rule over the beasts of BMP to make sure they never plotted against the gods again.
BMP, defeated and stripped of his power, retreated to the netherworld, where he lay dormant as human civilization flourished. Soon, the names of the gods Gaia, the Heavens, Atmos, and BMP were mostly forgotten by mortal men, only fluttering here and there through the pages of the mortal religions.
The holy trinity grew old, but BMP did not. He grew only stronger, tempered in the heat of hell-fire, biding his time until a new era of his reign would come. His influence, even in the deep of sleep, was viral enough to affect the hearts and minds of some men, and soon religions and cults worshiping BMP, usually under the name of a different god, sprung up around the world. The most notable of these was the cult of StickusSuicidum, which gained many members through the most unseemly of means. StickusSuicidum, with its grand priests Serinior and Skreborzk, was powerful enough to sway world politics. Its work can be seen in the most vile of organizations throughout history, Hitler was a member of StickusSuicidum.
StickusSuicidum intended to incite an ancient ritual to revive BMP, so that his power would once again rise and crush the earth, the symbol of his enemy, the trinity. By 2003, they were nearly ready, even having gained unwitting members en mass on the internet. The trinity, however, although old and only a fraction as powerful as in their prime, sought to prevent this.
They created a group of holy warriors, known as Explosmidum, to defend the earth. The champions of Explosmidum were its four great warriors, known as the CyanidiHappidus: Matt of the sky, Rob of the girth, Dave of the highlands, and Kris of the Magic-Hat clan. These four warriors championed Explosmidum, and met StickusSuicidum's Serinior and Skreborzk in battle.
The vicious fight lasted for months, and Rob had to take many snack breaks, but eventually the victors emerged: Explosmidum was champion.
The earth now secure, the four champions retired from their grand stations. They decided to dedicate themselves to telling their fellow man the story of BMP and the trinity, through magnificent storytelling and humor. They created the website Cyanide and Happiness, of Explosm, in parody of the title of their mater organization. There, they told the story of BMP, in its entirety, through comic art.
Unfortunately, they were flamed by ungrateful fags who didn't think it was funny, so they deleted the great chronicles and stuck to making AIDS comics. Maybe one day, some day, mankind will open its ears. Maybe when their readers learn to be grateful, and read the actual fucking forum when they have a question concerning it. Until then, the threat of BMP still lurks beneath the earth's crust.
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/chaseweek/6-butts.jpg
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/chaseweek/6-butts.jpg
Hahahaha that's hilarious where did you find it?
http://www.tomorrowsnobody.com/images/chaseweek.jpg
Chase, please explain today's comic... I don't get it.
Chase, please explain today's comic... I don't get it.
It's two butts having sex. The butts represent butt sex, and it's a commentary about sex with butts.
The twist is that they're actually walnuts.
Well you see the right butt happened to drop his butt car keys and well... one thing leads to another haaaaah
Don't you mean the keys to the Buttmobile???
Oh, so the BUTTS are having the sex! Now I get it.
I got the key right here baby
The Buttmobile is gassed up and ready to go.
DO NOT FRET!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/iamchase/buttcar.jpg
shpadoinkle
02-04-2008, 2:55 PM
It has amazing gas mileage.
Mr. Crow
02-04-2008, 3:01 PM
Chase's comics just keep betting butter.
I sure enjoy toasts with butter hahahha.
Chase's comics just keep betting butter.
Mr. Crow, please explain this joke... I don't get it.
Assassin
02-04-2008, 3:16 PM
I think some of you people don't get the real idea behind the comic. If you analyse the comics you can see the thought put into these pieces of intellectual beauty. Let's take a look at this comic:
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/chaseweek/3-mucho.jpg
If you think about it, you really get the deeper meaning of the comic. It's clearly about the racism against Mexicans immigrants currently going on in America. The comic is actually stating that no matter what, we all have a bit of Mexican in ourselves.
Or maybe this one:
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/chaseweek/5-doublebutt.jpg
If we look at the deeper meaning of the comic, we can conclude that Chase is giving us the message that Siamese people are as normal as us. They can have a normal sexlife as well and shouldn't be looked down upon.
Or this one:
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/chaseweek/1-yourbutt.jpg
This comic is actually implying the consequences of social pressure.
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/chaseweek/6-butts.jpg
With this comic, Chase reffers to lesbians. He speaks of anuses, but actually he represented the female sexual organs. The deeper meaning of this comic is that lesbian females are normal people too, who have human needs. It shows that they can have sex as well, even without the need of a scrotum.
I think if we all think for a while, we can see the real geniosity, brilliance and thought put into Chase's work.
-Julz-
02-04-2008, 3:21 PM
Hahaha! Nice drawing of the Buttmobile, Chase!
And Rob, are these comics going to be the butt of every joke you make this week?
Hahaha! Nice drawing of the Buttmobile, Chase!
And Rob, are these comics going to be the butt of every joke you make this week?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AGAHhAHahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAaH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHGAHAGHAhAhAHahAHaHAHHAHAHAHAEHAEHAEHAEHea HGAEGHAEHGAdfgSDGjlkjkl
Did you see the one with the butts?
Assassin
02-04-2008, 3:27 PM
dint anyone n otice i wrote analised XD XD
Derelict
02-04-2008, 3:31 PM
I liked the one with butts?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/iamchase/hotbuttballoon.jpg
There should be a Chase week, every week!
John Travolta
02-04-2008, 3:41 PM
hey wut du tha buts represnt agen?
I_Smell
02-04-2008, 3:43 PM
I'm glad Chase is taking over this week, because butt-jokes in CnH are usually so sparse.
I_Smell
02-04-2008, 3:46 PM
Sorry guys, I guess that wasn't so fanny after all.
Derelict
02-04-2008, 3:48 PM
It's alright, I think we can foASSrgive you.
Fraudulence_Raft
02-04-2008, 3:54 PM
Me Gusta Buttsex Mucho.
Assassin
02-04-2008, 3:59 PM
BUTTS
BUTTS
BUTTS
BUTTS
BUTTS
BUTTS
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\__/
Beatzebs
02-04-2008, 4:16 PM
Chase's comics just keep betting butter.
You've stolen my pun!!1!111
God, some people, eh?
Just a little suggestion to everyone crying like a little kid, go to the first comic, and work your way up, then headbutt a wall.
Actually the third comic made me laugh so hard...-Click- (http://www.explosm.net/comics/40/)
Assassin
02-04-2008, 4:21 PM
witty
Kamazy
02-04-2008, 4:34 PM
Actually i liked the Buttmobile. :gtfi: :moon:
Mr Anorexia
02-04-2008, 4:52 PM
Wow I haven't seen so many butts in my life.
Tempest
02-04-2008, 4:53 PM
We're butts having sex!
Mr. Crow
02-04-2008, 4:58 PM
Butt of course, everybody has to butt in and buttwagon on the butt jokes. We're going to need a buttress to reinforce this wall of puns.
Dude, where is buttembo? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v14r2MlWys)
Tempest
02-04-2008, 5:03 PM
Butt of course, everybody has to butt in and buttwagon on the butt jokes. We're going to need a buttress to reinforce this wall of puns.
Dude, where is buttembo? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v14r2MlWys)
Bad form Mr. Crow, bad form. I've never seen a more immature post in my life, you should be ashamed.
Disposable
02-04-2008, 5:04 PM
Wow I haven't seen so many butts in my life.
http://www.healthywaterways.org/FileLibrary/oz_butts_c1_0001.jpg
There have been a lot of lips on these butts.
Beatzebs
02-04-2008, 5:08 PM
Buttzebs, ASSassin, Mr. Diarrhoea, Kamassy, etc. pp. >_<
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/chaseweek/6-butts.jpg
Wait, so the cops knew that internal affairs were onto them from the beginning?!
Mr. Crow
02-04-2008, 5:10 PM
Bad form Mr. Crow, bad form. I've never seen a more immature post in my life, you should be ashamed.
Indeed, I am asshamed.
EDIT: By the way, did you know that the Indians called the Little Bighorn the Greasy Grass?
Fraudulence_Raft
02-04-2008, 5:15 PM
I've found ChaseTN's next comic:
http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/2497/chaseweekck2.png
Unlike Chase, you aren't funny.
Antisaint
02-04-2008, 5:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofn8-3SWd8M
Butts+sex= greatest invention ever.
I've found ChaseTN's next comic:
http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/2497/chaseweekck2.png
It's 1 t off.
Kamazy
02-04-2008, 5:48 PM
I think you're all on Grass.
I'm drunk, that's totally different.
Relaps
02-04-2008, 5:53 PM
Baaahahahaha! "Me gusta Buttsex mucho!"
I rofl'd and didn't have time to clean it up.
Kamazy
02-04-2008, 5:59 PM
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/2051/chasebuttuy3.png
Mr Anorexia
02-04-2008, 5:59 PM
Baaahahahaha! "Me gusta Buttsex mucho!"
I rofl'd and didn't have time to clean it up.
Ewwwww
Kamazy
02-04-2008, 6:06 PM
http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/7092/suemeqg4.png
Sue me. :hit:
Please Kamazy, stop! I can't take this kind of abuse!
Kamazy
02-04-2008, 6:22 PM
But(t) i love you. :fluffle:
Mr Anorexia
02-04-2008, 6:26 PM
Chase has a huge ass, I bet.
Kamazy is making me blush.
I have the hugest and most respected ass in all the land!
Relaps
02-04-2008, 6:29 PM
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/28/chaseuw7.jpg
Be nice to Chase! He's sensitive
Kamazy
02-04-2008, 6:31 PM
Kamazy is making me blush.
I have the hugest and most respected ass in all the land!
according to a video i just watched, it's another part...
Relaps: How did you get my picture?!
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/28/chaseuw7.jpg
Be nice to Chase! He's sensitive
haha this is awesome.
shpadoinkle
02-04-2008, 6:40 PM
according to a video i just watched, it's another part...
awwwww yeeaaaaaaahhhh :boogie:
Idioteque
02-04-2008, 6:42 PM
Holy fucking shit this thread has turned to a mini-spame.
Except with higher levels of SHIT
Kamazy
02-04-2008, 6:45 PM
Idioteque: I don'tcome to your job and tell you how to do it!
Holy fucking shit this thread has turned to a mini-spame.
Except with higher levels of SHIT
I agree, :gtfo:
Idioteque
02-04-2008, 6:47 PM
Idioteque: I don'tcome to your job and tell you how to do it!
I don't have a job :wail:
Kamazy
02-04-2008, 6:50 PM
Idioteque: I don't come to your house and teach you how to download porn!
Tweek: who?
Idioteque
02-04-2008, 6:53 PM
Idioteque: I don't come to your house and teach you how to download porn!
Tweek: who?
There you go :thup:
Mr Anorexia
02-04-2008, 6:57 PM
Kamazy is making me blush.
I have the hugest and most respected ass in all the land!
:wink: :wink:
I_Smell
02-04-2008, 7:12 PM
I honestly can't predict what the next comic is.
I mean- I know it's something to do with butt sex... But what?
Lutcikaur
02-04-2008, 7:48 PM
wow, uber spammage goin on here? :| crap.. i just added some... but... thoes jokes are funny... trh first... 3... lol :D
USER WAS PUT IN TIMEOUT FOR THIS POST. (http://forums.explosm.net/bankamp/)
Reason: No.
Mr. Crow
02-04-2008, 8:31 PM
Chase copied me. I started with the butt comics first, months ago:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v144/MarikGod64/Butthead.png?t=1202178271
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v144/MarikGod64/Assassin-1.png?t=1202178282
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v144/MarikGod64/BUTABUTT.png?t=1202178285
:mad:
Those don't make sense. Why would a butt have arms and legs?
-Julz-
02-04-2008, 8:37 PM
Chase, you must feel special! :D
Everyone insisting that you have more assigned weeks to do the comic.
Fantasstic! :D
Mr Anorexia
02-04-2008, 8:44 PM
Those don't make sense. Why would a butt have arms and legs?
don't butts usually have legs?!
Meche1771
02-04-2008, 8:48 PM
LooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL .!! Loving the Buttcar.!! 2° time I laugh this week, that should have gone to the posted comics.!!!
=P
don't butts usually have legs?!
Ugh. Anatomy class. Take one.
Mr Anorexia
02-04-2008, 8:54 PM
Ugh. Anatomy class. Take one.
What about Assy Mcgee?
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/9/90/200px-Assymcgee.JPG
Assy Mcgee was fucking stupid. Also I wrote these comics back in late July!
Mr Anorexia
02-04-2008, 9:02 PM
I've never seen it but it's about a butt with a gun.
I would love to know where Mr. Chase gets his inspiration for this exquisite work.
-Julz-
02-04-2008, 9:28 PM
C'mon, Mr.Anorexia!
Assy McGee is CLEARLY fictitious!
omgggitstori
02-04-2008, 9:52 PM
if i see one more comic referencing buttsex this week.. i think i'll explode. haha.
This week's comics suck ass....literally as well.
I would love to know where Mr. Chase gets his inspiration for this exquisite work.
From the hit webcomic Cyanide & Happiness. Perhaps you've heard of it.
josephthee13
02-04-2008, 10:07 PM
I think the real problem here is that Chase is too good at these. It's going to be hard adjusting back to our crappy comics, I bet we lose a lot of readers.
yeah right... you can't lie for shit. just admit that you guys made a mistake letting them ruin your website for an entire week. haha.
yeah right... you can't lie for shit. just admit that you guys made a mistake letting them ruin your website for an entire week. haha.
We oughta follow your example with your hit and sensational long running websi-OH WAIT.
Some of you may not enjoy it, but we all LOVE Chase Week. Best gimmick week ever.
From the hit webcomic Cyanide & Happiness. Perhaps you've heard of it.
By golly!
I bet it's not nearly as good as Penny Arcade
TO me if you must, but I had to.
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/loldog-funny-dog-pictures-can-u-hear-me-now.jpg
Antisaint
02-04-2008, 11:35 PM
Some of you may not enjoy it, but we all LOVE Chase Week. Best gimmick week ever.
Psh, you love it because you don't have to do comics for a week :lol:
But really, Chase is awesome.
I've made like two comics in the past three months.
I've made like two comics in the past three months.
And why is that Mr. Matt? I, for one, would like to see more comics from you.
ILuigi
02-05-2008, 2:30 AM
Chase's comics are better than dave's.
YA HEAR ME ?!
Matt's quitting.
ALERT THE PEOPLE!
Tempest
02-05-2008, 2:32 AM
Those don't make sense. Why would a butt have arms and legs?
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/chaseweek/6-butts.jpg
ILuigi
02-05-2008, 2:34 AM
I wouldn't be surprised if Chase would actually use that.
Smooth B
02-05-2008, 2:49 AM
Yesterday's was a massterpiece. Today's was good to.
sixfootsausage
02-05-2008, 3:03 AM
ahhhhh man i dont like this week!!!
Relaps
02-05-2008, 3:28 AM
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/chaseweek/4-invisible.jpg
He wishes.
Also, by the size of the pixilations, he needs to pay more attention to 'BIGGUR PEENIZ PILLZ"
C'mon chase, have your characters be proud of something.
Tyler_Legrand
02-05-2008, 3:54 AM
What's with all the butts
I can hardly guess what the new C&H short will be about
0rg4sm
02-05-2008, 4:38 AM
Those comics are having buttsecks with us !!! It hurts so much to see them.
I can hardly guess what the new C&H short will be about
I'll give you a hint:
***SPOILER ALERT****
butts are involved
Assassin
02-05-2008, 6:35 AM
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/chaseweek/4-invisible.jpg
That guy is the butt of every joke!
Khaine
02-05-2008, 6:38 AM
Ugh, can't you guys give him more than two days before you judge him?
We put him through the two week Cyanide & Happiness Comedy Training Course and everything. That isn't cheap.
Has it been long enough for you now? This entire week has been a complete waste of time. It is simply mindless humor that the filth of the earth seems to enjoy. I enjoyed reading C&H for its wit and sarcasm and its creativity. Every day I would be surprised with some new joke about some topic that is never really thought about. But now there is nothing but simple butt sex jokes. I cannot believe that you would let this comic sink to such levels. This entire week has been a discrace and has made a mockery of religion!
Mr. Crow
02-05-2008, 6:44 AM
Just when you think no more can be done, Chase blindsides you with another hilarious twist.
Mr. Crow
02-05-2008, 6:44 AM
EDIT: Sorry, double post. Damn computer.
Assassin
02-05-2008, 6:46 AM
Has it been long enough for you now? This entire week has been a complete waste of time. It is simply mindless humor that the filth of the earth seems to enjoy. I enjoyed reading C&H for its wit and sarcasm and its creativity. Every day I would be surprised with some new joke about some topic that is never really thought about. But now there is nothing but simple butt sex jokes. I cannot believe that you would let this comic sink to such levels. This entire week has been a discrace and has made a mockery of religion!
yeah you tell him!!
Beatzebs
02-05-2008, 6:52 AM
http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/4162/buttww7.png
BlackStarr
02-05-2008, 7:08 AM
im just wondering why this week is all about buttsex when C&H makes more AIDS and cancer jokes than buttsex jokes. just a thought...
Has it been long enough for you now? This entire week has been a complete waste of time. It is simply mindless humor that the filth of the earth seems to enjoy. I enjoyed reading C&H for its wit and sarcasm and its creativity. Every day I would be surprised with some new joke about some topic that is never really thought about. But now there is nothing but simple butt sex jokes. I cannot believe that you would let this comic sink to such levels. This entire week has been a discrace and has made a mockery of religion!
Wow I never thought of it that way.
Assassin
02-05-2008, 7:12 AM
stop trying beatzebs and kamazy
Has it been long enough for you now? This entire week has been a complete waste of time. It is simply mindless humor that the filth of the earth seems to enjoy. !
What's wrong with being filth of the Earth. You make it sound like a bad thing.
The past four years of C&H have been a complete waste of time. It is simply mindless humor that the filth of the earth seems to enjoy.
Fixed.
CheesePlease
02-05-2008, 7:29 AM
Chase, if you can draw the same joke out all week then you are a legend.
STICK IT TO THE MAN.
Pff, censorship is for the weak.
Tempest
02-05-2008, 8:20 AM
I sure wish you guys hadn't already made all the good butt puns, I wanted in on the fun. :(
Kamazy
02-05-2008, 8:26 AM
Assassin: Trying what? O.o
Anyway i didn't see this one comic, it wasn't funny, but at least i didn't see it coming.
Tempest
02-05-2008, 8:39 AM
Assassin: Trying what? O.o
Anyway i didn't see this one comic, it wasn't funny, but at least i didn't see it coming.
So in essence this comic snuck up BEHIND you and BUM rushed you?
BUTTS!
Am I doing it right?
Keep up the butt puns they keep getting funnier.
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n125/AidsSandwich/martinlutherbutts.png
XQuarterporterX
02-05-2008, 9:23 AM
Has it been long enough for you now? This entire week has been a complete waste of time. It is simply mindless humor that the filth of the earth seems to enjoy. I enjoyed reading C&H for its wit and sarcasm and its creativity. Every day I would be surprised with some new joke about some topic that is never really thought about. But now there is nothing but simple butt sex jokes. I cannot believe that you would let this comic sink to such levels. This entire week has been a discrace and has made a mockery of religion!
I mean, who likes religion in the first place?
I don't want to argue, ok. It's not getting us anywhere! We could sit here and butt heads all and still acheive nothing...
Corcho
02-05-2008, 9:57 AM
I dunno about this, but this entire week was like a Regular/Good American Movie, for this reasons: Sex, Butts, classic jokes, Inconsistentes jokes (Butt having sex lol), and the most important part a racial joke!!!
Was good but please do not repeat never again, at least after Chris dead (k)
Rakuna
02-05-2008, 10:33 AM
i just joined....
Chase these comics are great!
just one thing that you are missing for a true C&H portrayal.......
super-heroes and the more obscure the better.
EvilPaperclip
02-05-2008, 10:44 AM
why is everyone ripping the shit out of chase's butt? XDXD sorry couldnt resist. Comics are good chase but somehow i think they need a bit MORE buttsex like a 4some or something lmao
Beatzebs
02-05-2008, 10:49 AM
i just joined....
Chase these comics are great!
just one thing that you are missing for a true C&H portrayal.......
super-heroes and the more obscure the better.
Yeah! Buttman!!
llamaface
02-05-2008, 11:04 AM
When the Hell is this week going to end?!!! I miss the actual funny comics, not this Chase parody of C&H, which by the way is soooo not what C&H is about. What about the super heroes? Or the pervs being run-over by huge trucks? Please get back to work guys. And Chase, stick to your day job. Please!
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