View Full Version : What would you say...
xkittenxsocksx
08-17-2007, 1:38 PM
To the person above you if you woke up next to them.....
It's a game, I don't have anyone above me so someone please begin, now.
Assassin
08-17-2007, 1:39 PM
Hawt
Mirrorman
08-17-2007, 1:41 PM
Where have i drunk myself now :blanky: .
Stop looking in the mirror and come do me
xkittenxsocksx
08-17-2007, 1:43 PM
HAHAHA, you really believed it would taste like chicken?!
Mirrorman
08-17-2007, 1:44 PM
Is that really a twig?
xkittenxsocksx
08-17-2007, 1:44 PM
Excuse me, I don't remember saying you could take the paper bag off.
You looked older on myspace
Beefynick
08-17-2007, 2:36 PM
Now that is $50 you owe me.
SeckshualDrippings
08-17-2007, 2:42 PM
Whats up dude
Zieken
08-17-2007, 2:59 PM
I told you to only drop logs on me while I am on a towel.
DJ Nick
08-17-2007, 5:59 PM
How the hell did the pig tracks get on the ceiling. Wait a second, who are you?
BAN ME PLEASE
08-17-2007, 6:03 PM
How are you my dear?
SmileEmptySoul
08-17-2007, 6:03 PM
Hahaha, I knew it didn't taste like mine...
When and how did you find out where i lived?
"Fuck... My cock better not rot off"
Damn what did I do last night....Oh there you are!
"Fuck... My cock better not rot off"
So you are gay. :blanky:
Shadowpriest
08-17-2007, 10:18 PM
Hi... get me some more tequila.
Oinohtna
08-17-2007, 10:43 PM
Damn I thought that drink tasted funny.
WookieRage
08-17-2007, 10:58 PM
Do you take credit cards?
Whorelock
08-17-2007, 11:54 PM
Did I mention I have aids?
Nyr_Rob
08-17-2007, 11:58 PM
that'll be 10$ please.
Whatever you do, don't light a match.
*GASP* You're not a woman!
Oinohtna
08-18-2007, 3:26 AM
So that dream I had last night about eating a Popsicle... that wasn't a dream.. or a Popsicle was it?
By the way, I have herpes.
SeckshualDrippings
08-18-2007, 10:46 AM
By the way, I used to have a penis.
SeckshualDrippings
08-18-2007, 10:54 AM
By the way, I used to have a vagina.
AidanC
08-18-2007, 12:55 PM
Oh shit.
Oinohtna
08-18-2007, 2:22 PM
You won't tell anyone... right?
iPerson
08-18-2007, 2:32 PM
I'm gonna die, aren't I?
SmileEmptySoul
08-18-2007, 2:34 PM
What the fuck did you put in my drink?
Another ride before raid?
iPerson
08-18-2007, 3:15 PM
this is not good
Penis_Captivus
08-18-2007, 4:10 PM
Oh...eh...I have to go
Rainyday1010
08-18-2007, 9:14 PM
Watch me put my leg behind my head!
phobia9
08-18-2007, 9:39 PM
Wow, and i wasn't even drinking last night..
Savvy
08-18-2007, 10:24 PM
I have to go for cigarettes. I'll be right back.
I'm leaving. Money's on the counter.
Miss Freeze
08-18-2007, 11:27 PM
damn it! I thought you where a dude.
TriSlash
08-19-2007, 3:01 PM
Goddammit it! Those assholes told me the Chloroform would last at least four hours!
Ninja 2.0
08-19-2007, 5:13 PM
God fucking damn it! NOT AGAIN!!!
phobia9
08-19-2007, 6:45 PM
So your not a girl? Oh boy..
innerearth
08-19-2007, 6:53 PM
You know how I know you’re gay? Because you let me fuck you in the ass last night.
Exit152
08-19-2007, 6:54 PM
Good morning.
I Love Kitties
08-19-2007, 8:37 PM
Soo . . . that was it?
phobia9
08-19-2007, 9:24 PM
Wow, you do get things done in a hurry huh?
Kenneh
08-19-2007, 10:10 PM
your penis has been cut off.
letteratlantic
08-19-2007, 11:31 PM
When is Chris Hanson going to show up and arrest me to be one "To Catch a Predator"?
Valium
08-19-2007, 11:37 PM
Quickie?
letteratlantic
08-19-2007, 11:39 PM
You know me too well.
Valium
08-19-2007, 11:42 PM
Again?
letteratlantic
08-19-2007, 11:47 PM
How long has it been since we have seen daylight?
Valium
08-19-2007, 11:52 PM
Last week, want another?
letteratlantic
08-19-2007, 11:59 PM
Do you have time to make it a few months?
Valium
08-20-2007, 12:17 AM
I could go all year with you baby
Oh my god, you're not mommy!
SeckshualDrippings
08-20-2007, 8:56 AM
Oh my god. Mom??
letteratlantic
08-20-2007, 9:52 AM
When did i start sleeping with mexicans?
Valium
08-20-2007, 10:40 AM
Come on, I've got a few more years
letteratlantic
08-20-2007, 11:19 AM
Can i bing Bene?
WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!
BTW, Valium, I kept hitting on my monitor because of your avatar. Silly shit.
Valium
08-20-2007, 11:38 AM
Can i bing Bene?
Bring anyone you want (no guys)
letteratlantic
08-20-2007, 12:41 PM
Eephas on her way.
Valium
08-20-2007, 12:41 PM
I'm gonna have a busy week
Rainyday1010
08-20-2007, 7:52 PM
That bullet wound scar on your chest is sexy.
letteratlantic
08-20-2007, 10:23 PM
Not another one...
Desert
08-20-2007, 10:26 PM
Sex with infinite Conan O Brian's? Oh dayum
Oinohtna
08-21-2007, 12:58 AM
This check will clear, I swear.
Mr Nemo
08-21-2007, 3:27 AM
go cook me breakfast, bitch
SeckshualDrippings
08-21-2007, 6:49 AM
have you seen my keys?
Spoons
08-21-2007, 7:02 AM
"Shit"
Penis_Captivus
08-21-2007, 11:11 AM
I REALLY hope you have a mangina
Zieken
08-21-2007, 11:39 AM
Now go wash your mouth out with bleach.
SeckshualDrippings
08-21-2007, 11:51 AM
Have you ever looked into bleaching your ass?
lol_lmao_
08-21-2007, 12:14 PM
why are noT working!! the black bitch is in your front!
work goddamnit!! aaaaahh theres it goes thanks booze man!!
AidanC
08-21-2007, 5:18 PM
That sucked
Con-Con
08-21-2007, 5:29 PM
gezzzz,you really do the weirdest things(or people) while on ectasey:wail:
Rainyday1010
08-21-2007, 10:58 PM
Dammit, we ran out of rum!
Those weren't headache tablets you gave me last night were they?
Captain Insanity
08-22-2007, 8:38 AM
Judging by the ribbon in my hair, I'm guessing I was the bitch
SeckshualDrippings
08-22-2007, 9:00 AM
I'm sorry
letteratlantic
08-22-2007, 9:37 AM
Not you again.
Oh god, Dean's gonna kill me.
I'm the luckiest guy EVER!
I thought you were going to show me your books on psychology!
Valium
08-22-2007, 9:56 AM
Oh you!
letteratlantic
08-22-2007, 11:03 AM
I always wake up next to Valium
"Score! It's about ti-..."
"Oh shit. I'm gonna die."
Valium
08-22-2007, 11:19 AM
Fuckin BKS
SeckshualDrippings
08-22-2007, 11:28 AM
is this blood on my sheets?
DEATH TO AMERICA
08-22-2007, 11:56 AM
Good morning.
PyroOwned
08-22-2007, 3:46 PM
I forgot to say I have gonorhea of the eye, didn't I?
Tokzic
08-23-2007, 1:47 AM
Oh crap not again.
Kenneh
08-23-2007, 6:52 AM
who the fuck are you?
Captain Insanity
08-23-2007, 7:10 AM
And here I was thinking your species ate the male after breeding, learn something new everyday!
PyroOwned
08-23-2007, 8:02 AM
So that's why they call you Captain Insanity!
Thanks for getting taking those crabs off my hands. Enjoy.
lol_lmao_
08-23-2007, 8:18 AM
i really like pie but not any pie the no flavour pie!
this isnt funny.
mmm...emos?
08-23-2007, 9:42 AM
Oh, mother fucker. What have i done now?
Oofie
08-23-2007, 10:32 AM
We both knew this would happen... But am I in Aus?
Valium
08-23-2007, 10:45 AM
Nope, Nova Scotia.
Rainbird
08-23-2007, 11:00 AM
I'll be your slug again some time
mmm...emos?
08-23-2007, 11:25 AM
Fudge, I bet I'm pregnant again.
PyroOwned
08-23-2007, 11:35 AM
mmm...emos indeed!
lol_lmao_
08-23-2007, 11:38 AM
luz i dont know what to secks!!!
lolololool do you like beer!! im a cool dude!!
Miss Freeze
08-23-2007, 12:03 PM
damn, i knew i shouldn't had that last drink.
Rainbird
08-23-2007, 12:48 PM
It's freezing in here :flame:
Shadowpriest
08-23-2007, 4:12 PM
So what if my condom broke? I already have aids.
AidanC
08-23-2007, 6:14 PM
Ew. Is that mine or yours
Shadowpriest
08-23-2007, 6:36 PM
Good morning sun... holy shit what happened to your face?
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