C&H Conjunction contest

[Kamazy]

Rules:
You will be given ten lines.
You will need to use four of those lines in a one comic.
No extra points are given for using more than four lines.

The lines are:

1. “Why do you <blank> me?”
2. “I so totally <blank> right now”
3. “I think I lost my favorite <Blank>.”
4. “Dude your <blank> is messed up”
5. “It was a gift from <blank>”
6. “Ah, humbug”
7. “That’s what she said”
8. “Never do that again!”
9. “I never said that!”
10. “That’s the most amazing thing I have ever seen!”

What is <blank>:
Inside <blank> you may put up to 5 words. Any words you like.

Art style: C&H

How to join: Post in this thread that you want in.
Competitors lock in 24 hours.

Time line: 24 hours joining, 24 hours making of comic, 48 hours voting. 4 days overall.

Only one comic per competitor is allowed, and you may not edit a comic after it has been submitted.


I think this new format is much more challenging and should be interesting to see what people come up with, but if you have a problem with it (If you plan to compete) you may post what part you don't agree with.


Competitors: (Locked)
Jerry Wilson
Mr. Crow
Johnny [] (http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa115/JohnnyJohnson_2007/comp.png)
Hats of! [] (http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/4631/brother2wu6.png)
P0K3M0N_MA5T3R [] (http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/9188/comicmz4.png)
Dexide
Norik[] (http://www.maj.com/gallery/DuckDuck/CH/ch11.png)

[JW]

I'm In!
If I can be..

[Mr. Crow]

I'm in!

[Urser]

Uh, Isn't this basically the same as your comic contest?

[Tweek]

Yes but this one is marginally better organised and it is exclusively C&H style.

[Johnny]

I'm in. Wait, are you allowed to use your own lines as well as the 4 lines you have to use?

[Kamazy]

Uh, Isn't this basically the same as your comic contest?

Yup.

Yes, you can use other lines also, but you must use four of the ten.

[Hats of!]

I'll be in this mess.

2. “I so totally <blank> right now”

I'm so totally <blank> right now?

[Kamazy]

Nope sorry it's not i'm. :lol:

Like i said you can fit up to 5 words in the <blank>, use your imagination.

[P0K3M0N_MA5T3R]

Heck put me in, why not.

[Quadros]

Yup.

Yes, you can use other lines also, but you must use four of the ten.

So you've shitted up the showcase twice with the same utterly lame and unfunny principle?

GOOD JOB!

EDIT: Three times, there was that utter failure of a poll as well.

[Dexide]

I might be in, can you hand draw? I'm much better at that than I am at any other form of drawing.

[Norik]

I wouldn't miss this for the world. Count me in.

[Kamazy]

Quadros: Hush you, i made this one because there were people who wanted in the old one after it was locked, don't start shit.

Dexide: As long as it's C&H style it doesn't really matter HOW you draw it.

[Dexide]

Dexide: As long as it's C&H style it doesn't really matter HOW you draw it.

Allright, I'm in. Can't wait to see what everyone comes up with.

[Kamazy]

Competitors locked, you now have 24 hours to make your comics.

[toughnuts74]

shit, I missed the lock...

Looks like I have to wait to the next one to take what was rightfully mine.

[Norik]

BEHOLDETH (http://www.maj.com/gallery/DuckDuck/CH/ch11.png)

[Richard_Simmons]

That was pretty good except for the line that was covering the blue guys head in the second panel. I think it's gonna be hard to beat that.

[Johnny]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa115/JohnnyJohnson_2007/comp.png

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa115/JohnnyJohnson_2007/comp.png

[Relaps]

Hahaha. Frowny faces.

[Kamazy]

Johnny: just one thing... it's "I so totally <blank> right now" not "i'm" i made that clear to hatty in an above post, edit your comic or it's not acceptable.

Norik: Good one.

[Pig Fucker]

Johnny's got "That's what she said", "Dude your package is messed up", "Never do that again" and "It was a gift from my grandma". Since he only needs 4, doesn't that mean he doesn't need to change it?

[Kamazy]

Oh my bad, i guess i counted wrong.

[Hats of!]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/4631/brother2wu6.png

[Pyro]

Is it just me or do the obligatory lines really crop down the creativity and overall humor of the comics?

[P0K3M0N_MA5T3R]

Clicky. (http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/9188/comicmz4.png)
I sort of made it up as i went along so the first panel know doesn't seem to make much sense, just pretend that even though it's severed it's definitely his favourite (it's his wanking hand.)

[Rob]

Is it just me or do the obligatory lines really crop down the creativity and overall humor of the comics?
I agree.

It's interesting because this is an overly complicated version of the same thread that led to Cyanide & Happiness becoming a big thing at our old site. I think it's better off to require one line, not multiple ones.

[Kamazy]

Actually, i like the fact that they have more then one line, because then we can see what people can come up with using these same lines.

This makes it more of a challenge to the competitors to come up with something original and funny using the same basic lines that everyone will use.

[MistyTehMoose]

So far, nothing has been original or funny. Making them use more than one line seems to be restricting their ideas. They barely make sense, also.

[chronoti]

hats, greatest comic ever.

[Kamazy]

Comic making closed.

Please some mod add a 48 hour poll for:

Johnny
Hats of!
P0K3M0N_MA5T3R
Norik

[Relaps]

Poll added.

[Rob]

Relaps, you should be able to use BBCode in the poll, you should have each name link to its comic.

[Mr. Crow]

Relaps, you should be able to use BBCode in the poll, you should have each name link to its comic.

Whooooooaaaah that would be wicked cool.

I totally forgot about submitting my comic. Sorry guys.

[Con-Con]

Hats got my vote. He deserves it.

[Richard_Simmons]

Norik has my vote. Had the perfect flow to it. I also love his art.

[Johnny]

Norik's was the one that made any sort of sense to me.

[toughnuts74]

I agree with Simmons. Norik had great art and a great flow, but so did Hats...

I went with Norik for this one.

[JW]

Am I like the only one to vote for the Pokemon Master dude?

[Relaps]

I GUESS YOU ARE JERRY.

[JW]

Wow. I thought it was the best. How very odd indeed.

[Relaps]

Best in what way? Style, quite possibly. But did you roflyao?

[P0K3M0N_MA5T3R]

Am I like the only one to vote for the Pokemon Master dude?
I liked me :frown:. I voted for Hats though.

[Norik]

Damn! Still losing by 2 votes...

[JW]

Best in what way? Style, quite possibly. But did you roflyao?


The art and joke I found to be funnier.

But no, I did not Roflmao.

[Hats of!]

Me won now?

[Kamazy]

Indeed you won now, congratulations.

[Rob]

Next time use one line. Even the winner wasn't as funny as it could've been.

[Kamazy]

I'll keep that in mind. I was trying to challenge the competitors with this contest, but i guess it's best to have as LITTLE restrictions as possible.

[Chase]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/iamchase/chcomic.jpg

I believe I won.

[Kamazy]

Your belief system is a lie.

[Quadros]

Right I'm entering the next one and I'm going to prove that it's possible to be funny.