Team of Heroes!

[Hats of!]

An evil mastermind has taken over USA. Heroes all over the world gang up to destroy him.

IT'S THE COMMUNIST-NAZI-SATAN!

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs30/f/2008/056/f/8/Communist_Nazi_Satan_by_Malmhake.jpg

So, what to do now? Ah, yes. Post your own Hero-Team. No need to sign up, just post and in the end some judges or something, or something else. The rules are simple, there's only one. You've got to have four heroes in your team.

Start posting your heroes.

[I_Smell]

You only posted one, you dick >=(

[Pyro]

Ohh, I'll make a team as soon as I can. Is the villain twisting his own nipples?

[Hats of!]

You only posted one, you dick >=(

Yeah, but I'm not in the contest, you... flower >=&

[PyroOwned]

You only posted one, you dick >=(

That's the guy who took over the USA. Sheesh.


EDIT - Here's my team. My scanner's fucked up, so it's taken with a digital camera. My digital camera's fucked too, so its a bit blurry.

Click (http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q136/pyro-gyro/DSCN2420.jpg)

[Relaps]

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/4796/34978635ed3.jpg

AMERIMASK! Patriot! Lover of his Country: America! He's got no real super powers besides his undying duty to defend freedom, leadership skills, massive muscles, and not to mention cheesey one-liners that that are so patriotic it makes any villain cringe!

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/8726/bonafirejo4.jpg

BONAFIRE! A fireman that got caught in a fiery blaze saving puppies! Now a skeleton with fire manipulation and control, he's here to fry the icy hearts of villains!

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/7210/juggsxk4.jpg

JUGGSERNAUT! A sista from the Bronx who's been born with near-invincibility and unending strength! Even so, her sass is just as dangerous as her punch, so do peeve this pretty vixen off, unless you're in need of a prescription for pain!

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/8189/smackdaddygf2.jpg

An average geeky boy until an earthquake shook some vials of elixir from his new Home Chemistry set onto his hands! Now, armed with the power to enlarge his fists to any size he wishes, this seemingly weak boy's gonna give evil the big One-Two!

[Raxo]

Jugssernaut has some weird tits.

[PyroOwned]

Damn, Relaps. I thought mine were good, but compared to yours they suck! :frown:

[Derelict]

I really want to make just one overly epic super hero, but it'll take a little more time to think of another three.

[haza]

relaps' are good

[PyroOwned]

I forgot to tell you the names and abilities of my Heroes.

From left to right, we have:

Robowheela: "Born" a robot, then had his legs crushed. His maker decided to replace wheels, and also pimp his muscles a bit. He has a custom gun that fires any type of plasm and bullet.

Mo: Tiny ball-shaped hero, capable of rolling any way. His arms are on top of his body, so he can reach just about normal height. Also, he's got his lil' arms that can lift 40x his weight, much like an Ant.

Cyndy: Flexible in many ways, not only is she every man's fantasy in the bedroom, but she can pack a powerful punch as well.

Monty: He may just be a stick-man, but his pencil means he can draw himself any weapon of choice. Don't mess with him, his hat's made out of pure titanium.

[Quatroking]

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/4822/superheroesjn0.png
from left to right:

Zork: A green alien who wants to take over every planet, with his floating head.

Bloque: A blue block on long legs. He can brush his teeth twice as fast as a normal person.

Zwabber: The only survivor of the nuclear spacewar. Its power is inverted jumping.

Bob: Some random retard that showed up for no reason, seems to be good in getting fat.

[PyroOwned]

Quatro, they were..interesting. I like Bloque, even if he's not inventive at all.

[Quatroking]

Yeah, Bloque is my favorite too, even though he's so simple.

[Pyro]

So how exactly does one perform an inverted jump?

[Beatzebs]

If everybody would know that, it wouldn't be a superpower any longer!

Blogue is great :B

[PyroOwned]

Yeah, Bloque is my favorite too, even though he's so simple.

I think it's because a 3 year old could have designed the fourth, the first is just weird, and the third looks like a "J" shaped slug. Bloque just looks cool.

[Matterialize]

It's go time! (http://matterialize.deviantart.com/art/WHAT-TIME-IS-IT-78617529)

[JW]

Yeah, Quatro. They are pretty shithouse. Apart from Bloque. It is pretty kickarse.
And Matt, who/what are they and why are they here?

[Urser]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/ursername180/Extra/4Heroes.png

[Matterialize]

Beats me, just drew 'em.

But rest assured they are a team of heroes. :salute:

[Relaps]

C'mon, I spent like, 2 hours on my four, what'd yall spend?

[Urser]

C'mon, I spent like, 2 hours on my four, what'd yall spend?

5 hours, you big meanie! :mad:

But seriously, I love Juggsernaut.

[Pyro]

Heh, Urser, Sun-man made my day.

[P0K3M0N_MA5T3R]

Not bad Urser, shame they don't look like heroes. Give them capes and masks and not only will they look more awesome but they'll be heroes.

[Mr. Crow]

SHAZAM! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v144/MarikGod64/Heroz.png)

1. Pelican Man! Raised by pelicans as a child, and coincidentally somewhat pelican-like in appearance, he's the leader of this team of heroes. He also has boxing gloves, because they're cool.

2. Mister Pomf! A hyper intelligent space alien and shit. He can calculate pi to a hundred thousand places, but he still can't find a cure for his baldness.

3. The Squeeze. Born with an over-sized head, he squished his skull in a clamp one day in an ill-fated suicide attempt, giving him the powers of autism and high-pitched wailing.

4. ???. Nobody knows anything about this guy, except that he likes to hide in bathrooms, and can make a pretty wicked cappuccino.

5. Crusher Clown. Once a successful lawyer, he took a radioactive pie to the face one day at the circus by a rampaging clown, transforming him forever. Very grumpy.

[Matterialize]

C'mon, I spent like, 2 hours on my four, what'd yall spend?

'Bout the same, but the first hour was spent on the chick in armor. I kept re-doing her face and mecha-legs.

[iGavin]

Can you have more than four heroes in your team?

[xkittenxsocksx]

My first:

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/6926/platypusxz3.png

Platypussy: He's not feminine at all.

My other three shall be done in time.

[P0K3M0N_MA5T3R]

Yeah Twiggz, note how it says "Heroes" and not "Pokemon".

[Kamazy]

hatty: "COMMUNIST-NAZI-SATAN!" don't you mean "JEWISH-COMMUNIST-NAZI-SATAN!"? He has that jewish star on his forehead.

[Hats of!]

No. He's just stupid.

[Kamazy]

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/1328/heroesnl9.png

The everyday heroes you take for granted. :argh:

[MrCheesPuff212]

First i would have to go to a nuclear/radiation plant with some people asap so I can make a mistake on something so the plant would go BOOM then everyone would have super powers to attack the villian.

[Relaps]

First i would have to go to a nuclear/radiation plant with some people asap so I can make a mistake on something so the plant would go BOOM then everyone would have super powers to attack the villian.
Great! Now draw it.

[Pud]

Relaps, you kick arse! Did you do the fire in Flash too or what? that's sweet.

[Relaps]

I don't use flash for figure drawing anymore, just the C&H comics. But yes, the fire is a part of that programs capabilities.

[Kamazy]

What program DO you use Relaps?

[Relaps]

I poop on my tablet.

[Kamazy]

You have very artistic poop... and colorful.

Seriously i want to know what you use, what is it? If you're not afraid to give out your secret.

[Relaps]

Corel Painter IX, now stop buggin' me.

[JW]

Kamazy, that Potty thing made my week.

Good work.

[Relaps]

So, uh, anything new to do with the thread Hats?

[xkittenxsocksx]

Yeah Twiggz, note how it says "Heroes" and not "Pokemon".

What the fuck are you talking about?
I spawned platypussy thus I know who he is, and he's definitely not a pokemon. Just because I don't have the most formidable art skills everyone around here automatically presumes I'm fucking about.

WELL FUCK YOU
I've had it with this thread and I'm taking platy with me.

[PyroOwned]

Platy can be a hero tough, can't he? I want Platy!

[Chase]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/iamchase/squadforce.jpg

Introducing
SQUAD FORCE

Heading up the fearsome foursome is the incredulous Mighty Dick!

In the yellow you'll find the amazing Monkey Paw, who has a monkey paw for a hand.

Next up is the unpredictable Steve, the guy who found a gun!

Following up Squad Force is the incredible, the amazing, the unstoppable, but sometimes questionable smelling, Human Foot!

[Hats of!]

"Next up is the unpredictable Steve, the guy who found a gun!"

I laughed at that.

[Pig Fucker]

Oh Chase :hmm: will you never stop making me laugh?

[MisterP]

I really loved yours, Chase. But where are butts?

[iFuchue]

I love Juggsernaut. <3

[shpadoinkle]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/iamchase/squadforce.jpg

Introducing
SQUAD FORCE

Heading up the fearsome foursome is the incredulous Mighty Dick!

In the yellow you'll find the amazing Monkey Paw, who has a monkey paw for a hand.

Next up is the unpredictable Steve, the guy who found a gun!

Following up Squad Force is the incredible, the amazing, the unstoppable, but sometimes questionable smelling, Human Foot!

I want this to be a series. SO BAD.

Steve is fucking awesome.

[Chase]

where is my prize?

[Relaps]

Chaaaase, you cocky bastard! Your names are hardly clever!

[Dodger]

Chaaaase, you cocky bastard! Your names are hardly clever!

Though clever nonetheless,

and I'll put mine up...once I get my tablet, and draw them.

Might be awhile.

[Chase]

Fuck you, Monkey Paw is INGENIOUS!!!

[Relaps]

Rarglefargle! :argh:

[Tweek]

I think the superheroes need to fight for supremacy or some shit.

[Matterialize]

:fmita:

What, no Lightning Man?

[Pig Fucker]

Steve could definitely take Smack Daddy, but Mighty Dick would be no match for Juggsernaut.

[iFuchue]

Oh god, the imagery.

[iGavin]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/iamchase/squadforce.jpg

Introducing
SQUAD FORCE

Heading up the fearsome foursome is the incredulous Mighty Dick!

In the yellow you'll find the amazing Monkey Paw, who has a monkey paw for a hand.

Next up is the unpredictable Steve, the guy who found a gun!

Following up Squad Force is the incredible, the amazing, the unstoppable, but sometimes questionable smelling, Human Foot!

I don't know why, but I thought these sucked (exept from Steve). They were kinda uninspired.)

Oh god, the imagery.

HAHAHA! It'd be the biggest boobjob in history!

[moosehead]

Sry about the scrolling but it wouldnt let me post thier links for some reason. So sorry.

EDIT: Ahhh it finally let me link!
http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p237/jakebigcountry44/Pickles.jpg

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p237/jakebigcountry44/Master.jpg

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p237/jakebigcountry44/Holy.jpg

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p237/jakebigcountry44/moose.jpg

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p237/jakebigcountry44/Pickles.jpg

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p237/jakebigcountry44/Master.jpg

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p237/jakebigcountry44/Holy.jpg

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p237/jakebigcountry44/moose.jpg

Together they form...The B Team!

p.s. there are a few grammar problems in thier bios but understand that its 4:30 here and Im sleepy. Thanks.

[zimbobimbo]

Ha ha ha, Nice one moose, I chuckled at the Bios, especially Holy Cow's...

Well done!

[PyroOwned]

Chase, you win, your prize is glorification, possibly some butt.


Moosehead, I like them, the Kinky ferret was the best, as I adore ferrets. :lol:

[moosehead]

Thanks Zim! I just hate that I kinda rushed it because I was falling asleep. Pickles the kinky ferret is my favorite of all the ones I made.

Chase I do think the names and characters were kinda generic but I think that makes them even funnier. Im also willing to bet that was your aim right?

Relaps i know everyone keeps clammering about Jugsernaut but my favorite of yours by far had to be Amerimask! For one thing he looks freaking amazing and his description was the coolest. Good show.

Urser That was amazing. I would let them save me anyday forever. :hmm:

Matterialize That didnt really do it for me. They were cool but not great. I was kind of hoping to see an appearence from Dr. Professor.

[Relaps]

Hell yeah, I love Amerimask too. Partly because it's a real mask.

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/4355/dsc02455tg5.jpg

[moosehead]

OH SWEET GEEBUS where can I get one!? Thats freaking sweet man. Wait does that mean you are Amerimask!? :patriot:

[Lag]

Now that is one cool mask.
Is it like a novelty hockey mask?

[Hats of!]

So, uh, anything new to do with the thread Hats?

This isn't quite a contest in the formal way. There's no time-limit, but I do have plans. I mean, you can't all be fighting the same guy for so long. Even the Nazi/Satan/Commies get tierd.

Edit, I can't see a reason to keep this information hidden. I will post some events and make everyone create a new image depending on the theme of the event. At the end a poll will be added (if some mod could help) voting for every artist in the contest on which one preformed the best.

So even if one of this events has happend, you can still add a picture to it even if you haven't post on the previous.

[Matterialize]

Uh, why does it have to be a contest? Aren't we just drawing stuff? :indiff:

matterialize it didn't really do it for me

oh sorry

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/5294/aidsau3.jpg

better?

[moosehead]

Yes that suited my liking quite well thank you. I didnt mean anything personal by it though Matt its just Ive seen what you can do with superhero type things and I guess I was just accidentally automatically holding you to those standards. What I really meant was that they needed color and a description. Better?

[Matterialize]

Yes, much. In fact coloring that picture is on my list of to-dos, and I guess I'll make a description for each.

[moosehead]

Alright good buddy. Last thing I want is you as an enemy! You could kill me. I'll be looking forward to seeing the finished product.

So when new villians come up are we going to have to come up with ways to defeat him using our heroes powers or something?

[Hats of!]

OH NO! COMMUNIST NAZI SATAN HAS UNLEASHED HIS MINIONS!

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs30/f/2008/064/a/2/Communist_Nazi_Anarchist_Demon_by_Malmhake.jpg

The Communist Nazi Anarchist Demons. Now no more teams, I want you all to show a pic of your hero killing one of these. They need to have spikes, shoulder-pads and a sword. Feel free to be creative.

[Corcho]

The Perfect Hero!
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii14/Corcho/TheBastardSon.jpg

http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii14/Corcho/TheBastardSon.jpg

[PyroOwned]

Corcho, that was possibly the worst remake effort I ever seen. Create your own art, you 'tard.


Hats, I love the minion. :thup:

[Mosh]

i wish i could even be bothered to attempt to draw some superheroes... but i cant. eh

USER WAS PUT IN TIMEOUT FOR THIS POST. (http://forums.explosm.net/bankamp/)
Reason: Worthless Post

[Kamazy]

Reminds me of my dear old paa'.

Not as quality as satan, but it's good.

[Mr. Crow]

Do we have to make a new hero, or can we use one of the heroes from our team?

[moosehead]

Im with Crow do we use a hero we've already created or do we make a new one? It doesnt matter to me but Im kidda up to the chalenge of making a new one myself. As soon as I know which I'll start making it.

[Corcho]

Corcho, that was possibly the worst remake effort I ever seen. Create your own art, you 'tard.


yes I now, but I dont Have Corel :facts: , and at least I try not like the rest....:facts2:

[Relaps]

No, even if you don't have a great program, you really didn't try hard at all.

[Matterialize]

Copypasta != trying.

I'd guess nobody else is posting because, like me, they are busy drawing another hero.

[Relaps]

Well, no, I was planning to have Amerimask or something Fighting a minion.

[Hats of!]

Mr. Crow and someone else, yes, use the same hero.

[Matterialize]

arghfhajff fine. I'll just tweak it a bit..

[moosehead]

Someone else? Whats that supposed to mean? You got something against Scotts? Im kidding but thanks for telling me I'll get started on it in the morning.

[Corcho]

nobody?? sooo I WIN:bag:

[moosehead]

Well Im still planning on doing something but alot of personal issues have recently arisen.

[TuckerLOL]

Introducing, Acme Man!
Able to metamorphose into any, yes, ANY Acme product and use to a comical effect!
From dropping onto a bad guys head, to tying himself to their leg and shooting off Acme Man can do it!

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z123/Tucker12456/naziguy.png

My other three will be introduced later ;)
I drew the demon as I interpreted it, so it looks pretty different :/

[Triple J]

Introducing, Acme Man!
Able to metamorphose into any, yes, ANY Acme product and use to a comical effect!
From dropping onto a bad guys head, to tying himself to their leg and shooting off Acme Man can do it!

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z123/Tucker12456/naziguy.png

My other three will be introduced later ;)
I drew the demon as I interpreted it, so it looks pretty different :/

It would be great if the hero looked like something I could remember. Nice idea but the guy looks pretty shitty. Give him a mask at least. He's just a C & H character right now.

[Pig Fucker]

It would be great if the hero looked like something I could remember. Nice idea but the guy looks pretty shitty. Give him a mask at least. He's just a C & H character right now.

You realize that the hero is the anvil above the guy, not the C&H character right?

[Triple J]

You realize that the hero is the anvil above the guy, not the C&H character right?

Oh now I see it. I thought he was like focusing and making the anvil appear above the devil thing. Ok then it's a little better but not by a lot.

[Relaps]

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/6820/amrifightpt6.jpg

Amerimask unleashes his fearsome PATRIOT PUNCH!

[Godly]

And misses?

It seems the world may be doomed after all.

[Relaps]

Oh no, the sonic boom from his ultra-fast puch that'll appear milliseconds after that picture will send the minion flying.

[Dodger]

I didn't get to post my whole team, but here's one of the guys, The Carpenter, fighting a minion, who I made look like a giant minotaur.
http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/6664/14399053sr3.png

[timbot]

This actually makes me want to draw, even though I know I'm terrible at it. There's some pretty awesome stuff in here, though. You all should keep it up so I can keep being entertained.

[TuckerLOL]

It would be great if the hero looked like something I could remember. Nice idea but the guy looks pretty shitty. Give him a mask at least. He's just a C & H character right now.

Oh yeah, sorry, I drew the random guy before I even thought up my hero :D
Was still trying to figure out how to kill the minion.

[iFuchue]

BAM!

Introduciiiiiing....Team Awesomax!

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z193/funkyjunkypickle/alice005.jpg

CPbot001 [far left]: The teams secret weapon for catching pedophiles. [Like CommunistNaziSatan]

SeaWommin- A mermaid! Can't really fight, has to wear a waterbowl helmet...and walks on crutches. But still, she's a mermaid. How hot is that?

NarutotakuMAN- A creepy guy who follows the group around. Yells 'RASENGAN' when he fights. He's 30.

Fap-Fe- Ife, except now she masturbates all the time. :\

BEST TEAM EVER.

EDIT: I like Relap's hair.

[moosehead]

KASHAAA!!!

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p237/jakebigcountry44/UDDER.jpg

[iFuchue]

Oh, wow.

I wish that was animated.

[moosehead]

Thanks! yea me to but I dont know how to make animations so oh well.
Ifuchue I love your heroes. The useless mermaids my favorite.

[JW]

Rather then 'The Utter of Truth', you should have taken out the 'of'. I just think it would look better if it were 'The Utter Truth'..

'Cause, like, it's an utter, but utter can be used as, like, complete.
(E.g. 'The Complete Truth')

[Tyler_Legrand]

For Chris'sakes. It's udder.

[moosehead]

Yeah sorry about that. I googled it later and found that out. But you have to understand I live in Alabama and everybody down here pronounces it utter not udder. I'll edit my post and fix it in a little while.

[TuckerLOL]

Rather then 'The Utter of Truth', you should have taken out the 'of'. I just think it would look better if it were 'The Utter Truth'..

'Cause, like, it's an utter, but utter can be used as, like, complete.
(E.g. 'The Complete Truth')

That would have been a good idea if you'd have corrected him.
But yeah, The Udder Truth's smart.

[moosehead]

Ok. We get it I should have left out of and spelt it udder. Can we move on? I mean thanks for the input but thats been covered now. So onward with the hero making!

Edit: Ok now I fixed it.

[JW]

For Chris'sakes. It's udder.
Oh yeah, Totally. I don't talk about cows that much, though, so I didn't realise.


That would have been a good idea if you'd have corrected him.
But yeah, The Udder Truth's smart.

Yeah, thanks.

[moosehead]

Ughhhh...I think I killed this thread with the mere misspelling of a word.

[TuckerLOL]

I'd post again, but I'm waiting for the next task to introduce my next hero ^^

[NOODLESMOVIE]

EDIT: image wont show

[SchwarzerRitter]

My team would consist of video game heroes:

-babe with big guns and even bigger boobs
-zombie hunter that can't move while shooting
-mute swordfighter with fairy
-drug addicted ex cop that can do this Matrix bullet time thing

[ChuckNorris]

"Next up is the unpredictable Steve, the guy who found a gun!"

I laughed at that.

Hahaha "the guy who found a gun" i fell off my chair laughing at all your characters

[Dodger]

this shit is a year old, fuck.