Confessions

[rcz]

Are you feeling guilty about something bad you did and want to get it off your chest?
Relieve yourself here.

[natalie137]

If I had something to get off my chest I don't think I'd tell random people on the internet, to be completely honest.

[xkittenxsocksx]

:fap: Thanks for the relief.

[Beefynick]

If I had something to get off my chest I don't think I'd tell random people on the internet, to be completely honest.

I have to agree. If I wanted to get something off my chest I would talk to a friend instead of random people on the internet that I do not know.

[Cristo]

If I had something to get off my chest I don't think I'd tell random people on the internet, to be completely honest.

I was going to say the same but then I might get infracced for backseat modding.

Anyways, thanks but no thanks OP I don't have any to get off my chest. :)

[WillJ.]

I like men :mmyes:

[Valium]

I enjoy Rick Roll

[BAN ME PLEASE]

I feel as I do not get a lot out of being a 15 year old because my friends do not like to go out and do things, I do not enjoy the company of most of my friends, I am not outgoing, and I don't have a girlfriend.

[WillJ.]

I feel as I do not get a lot out of being a 15 year old because my friends do not like to go out and do things, I do not enjoy the company of most of my friends, I am not outgoing, and I don't have a girlfriend.


I feel your pain :wail:

[shadoshado]

www.grouphug.com you dont have to put your name and some of them are funny as hell

[GCBC]

I feel as I do not get a lot out of being a 15 year old because my friends do not like to go out and do things, I do not enjoy the company of most of my friends, I am not outgoing, and I don't have a girlfriend.

Don't kid yourself, you don't have any friends. :aaa:

[lollercaust]

I love scene girls more than any other kind.

[Niki]

My confession: I think this thread is stupid.

I have Confessions by Usher stuck in my head now. :wail:

[Oberlin]

I love scene girls more than any other kind.

Except for a redhead. And god help me if it's a scene redhead (which isn't often cuz they dye their hair and shit, but oh well).

I own every Linkin Park CD :wail:

[NVM]

I feel as I do not get a lot out of being a 15 year old because my friends do not like to go out and do things, I do not enjoy the company of most of my friends, I am not outgoing, and I don't have a girlfriend.

Same.
Except I hang out with at least one of my friends often, but recently it's been about shit that involves the internet.

[Oberlin]

I feel as I do not get a lot out of being a 15 year old because my friends do not like to go out and do things, I do not enjoy the company of most of my friends, I am not outgoing, and I don't have a girlfriend.

Oh yeah, and transpose that onto being almost 21.

[Miss Freeze]

When I was two I threw up on my moms favorite rug and blamed it on the dog.When I was three i stold glitter. When i was 10 I was playing with the fire exatinqusher and wasted the whole thing, about a week later I started a small fire in the back yard and the fire exstingusher didn't work. I stold my parents car when i was 15 and drove around the block. I ran over my neighbors cat before I returned the car back to the garage. At 16 I cheated on a test in bio, and I still failed the test. Last week i lied to my mom.


I feel so much better.

[Matterialize]

I think I might be a lesbian. =[

[JonC]

I don't think there's anything necessarily wrong with saying things over the internet, sometimes. Depending on how your, "real life" friends are, they might not be very supportive, or you might not feel comfortable talking to them. But on the internet, its different, you don't have to look anyone in teh face, etc, to get their advice and such. Though, certain things, like on a forum you frequent, shouldn't be said, just in case.(not my 'confession' by the way)

A confession of mine, I guess would be, that I don't have much respect for my dad in certain terms. Moreso because of the fact of how he doesn't show the same love for my sister as he does me, and it aggravates me. He didn't call her on her birthday, and she cried and everything. It pissed me off more, because of the fact that he called on mine(though he didn't actually wish me one, but he still called).

[natalie137]

I don't think there's anything necessarily wrong with saying things over the internet, sometimes. Depending on how your, "real life" friends are, they might not be very supportive, or you might not feel comfortable talking to them. But on the internet, its different, you don't have to look anyone in teh face, etc, to get their advice and such. Though, certain things, like on a forum you frequent, shouldn't be said, just in case.(not my 'confession' by the way)

If you don't have much anonymity on the forum then it's slightly awkward confessing things about yourself, especially if you know some of the people in real life and are quite close to them, like I am with britshit (obviously) and eepha. That's the reason I wouldn't confess anything about myself on here, plus I wouldn't wanna look like an attention whore.

[Niki]

A confession of mine, I guess would be, that I don't have much respect for my dad in certain terms. Moreso because of the fact of how he doesn't show the same love for my sister as he does me, and it aggravates me. He didn't call her on her birthday, and she cried and everything. It pissed me off more, because of the fact that he called on mine(though he didn't actually wish me one, but he still called).

It's the other way around with my dad. I doubt he would even notice if I went missing, and if he did he wouldn't care much. All he talks about is my brother who doesn't even LIVE with us, and never has.

[JonC]

If you don't have much anonymity on the forum then it's slightly awkward confessing things about yourself, especially if you know some of the people in real life and are quite close to them, like I am with britshit (obviously) and eepha. That's the reason I wouldn't confess anything about myself on here, plus I wouldn't wanna look like an attention whore.

Well then, the site grouphug or whatever would be great.

It's the other way around with my dad. I doubt he would even notice if I went missing, and if he did he wouldn't care much. All he talks about is my brother who doesn't even LIVE with us, and never has.

Wow, thats horrible. Talks about your brother who doesnt live with you and never has? Thats shitty. You should say something to your dad.

[Fodniethan]

I once killed a man.

[Desert]

I once killed a man.

Don't care to explain? Oh well..


I cheat no a ton of tests even though I'm smart enough to pass them on my own. I wouldn't have gotten through school if my friends and I didn't help each other out. Everybody cheats at our school, but our group cheats the most. Not SO bad I guess but it sucks because I don't know what I'm gonna do this year in school.

[John Travolta]

I am Spartacus.

[Zebbs]

I accidentally molested an orphan.

[xopunkr0ckgrlox]

i enjoy bestiality

[Mr. Crow]

Don't care to explain? Oh well..


I cheat no a ton of tests even though I'm smart enough to pass them on my own. I wouldn't have gotten through school if my friends and I didn't help each other out. Everybody cheats at our school, but our group cheats the most. Not SO bad I guess but it sucks because I don't know what I'm gonna do this year in school.

I doubt that you're smart enough to pass them, otherwise, you wouldn't cheat. Saying, "Oh, I could pass them if I wanted" sounds like you're just trying to justify to yourself that it's okay.

[Casalen]

Relieve yourself here.

Done. And I'm not cleaning it up!

[Venom]

Sir you just pooped on my shoe.

[Laced Oysters]

I steal stuff.
A lot.

[Valium]

i enjoy bestiality

:indiff:


....

[Chardon07]

i like women.... woooh a load off my chest

[junglebunny]

im so fucking hard right now

[WookieRage]

I got a handjob backstage one morning at my school while Students for Christ were having a meeting on the stage. I didn't really feel guilty about it (actually, I pretty much felt like a sly badass), but I figured I'd share.

[Oberlin]

Chardon's signature is arousing me a bit

[Grim]

My confession : I saw Principle Skinner and Mrs. Krobapple in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and one of the babies looked at me!!

[BKS]

I own every Linkin Park CD :wail:

Me too. :indiff:

[Raxo]

I hug women just to feel their breasts up against me.

[bizzle]

The way I break up with boyfriends I'm bored of is by blocking them on msn, never calling them again, screening their calls and avoiding places they might be.

[lttheninja]

I often befriend girls just to rise my chances of seeing them naked.

I'm also 15.

[Niki]

I'm probably in the worst mood that I've been in in more than two years right now.

[Glurf]

I feel as I do not get a lot out of being a 15 year old because my friends do not like to go out and do things, I do not enjoy the company of most of my friends, I am not outgoing, and I don't have a girlfriend.
Preach it brutha!
Thats pretty much my life. I hang out with friends at school, but outside of that, I do pretty much nothing :\ sigh...

[lttheninja]

I feel as I do not get a lot out of being a 15 year old because my friends do not like to go out and do things, I do not enjoy the company of most of my friends, I am not outgoing, and I don't have a girlfriend.

Agreed
Most of my friends get their licenses after me. I live out in the country so it's hard to get people to come and pick me up. I go to friend's house once in awhile, but not often.

[Asdf]

I tried to Fap when I was twelve and I got caught, and I've been sneaking faps in between every day or so since then.

[BAN ME PLEASE]

Preach it brutha!
Thats pretty much my life. I hang out with friends at school, but outside of that, I do pretty much nothing :\ sigh...



It's weird how many people actually replied to that post. It is true about me (sadly cut /cut) but it was made in a kidding manner. I can't believe how many people agreed or related to that.

[Glurf]

Ah now I feel like a loser. Thanks Ban. :argh:

[the2na]

I love Ban's avatar.

Anytime I see him post I stop and stare at it for about thirty seconds.

[gizzalove]

I'm trying to get tickets to the spice girls.

[Leeysahh]

I like Panic! at the disco. but i'm too ashamed to tell my friends becuase they are major muso's and are into full on death metal..
And i love myspace way too much.
And.. i can't work out small maths in my head.

[RabidMonkey]

I can relate to Ban's one :(

Also I do the hugging girls thing just to feel their breasts pressed against me :)

[natalie137]

I caress other girl's breasts when I'm drunk

[Jiggz]

When I was younger, I had two rats as pets. My sister had a little mouse.

One day I thought the mouse was lonely, and wanted to play. So I put the mouse in the rat cage.

I had no idea rats were so aggressive. I took out the remaining pieces of my sisters mouse and buried them in the garden.

I told my sis that the mouse must've run away.

[shadoshado]

I love Ban's avatar.

Anytime I see him post I stop and stare at it for about thirty seconds.

same:wail::drool:

[WillJ.]

One of my friends is ginger :wail:

[Kenneh]

I masturbate.

[natalie137]

One of my friends is ginger :wail:

I'm fucking a ginger :wail:

[opn4bzns]

I'm 14. :wail:
I already post on 2 forums and lurk on another. :wail:
Strangely though, considering the above, I have friends.
e: Also my username sucks hard.

[darker_polar]

My plan for the future is to get laid with a 13 year old girl before my graduation.

Sick it is, but its a confession.

[Jiggz]

My plan for the future is to get laid with a 13 year old girl before my graduation.

Sick it is, but its a confession.

That depends on how old you are.

[Kenneh]

But hey, plans are plans, right?

[CheesePlease]

Explosm harbors a lot of creepy people.

[Jimothy]

I love Ban's avatar.

Anytime I see him post I stop and stare at it for about thirty seconds.

Me too... I have a thing for British chicks. The accent is so hot, (Well, most British accents. Some are fucking disgusting.).

[Jiggz]

Me too... I have a thing for British chicks. The accent is so hot, (Well, most British accents. Some are fucking disgusting.).

GOt to agree with you there. The geordie accent is hot!

[social_lawnmower]

I didn't mean to push her, she was standing so close to the edge! She called me all those nasty things and the hate just flared up and I pushed her. It wouldn't have been that painful, her parents will get over it eventually and it's not like I'm a bad guy...

[WillJ.]

I'm fucking a ginger :wail:

You poor thing

[MistyTehMoose]

I'm watching Sailor Moon right now.


...I'm not really ashamed. She's one hot 14 year old.

[sarathy]

I am in love with man who is 19 years elder to me.

[Tweek]

I feel like a stalker.

[birthshirt]

I think i broke a kids jaw with a metal bar when i was 7.

[alrightDARLING]

I'm 15, and for some reason I want to date a much older guy (40-50?). Not for the money, but for the maturity or whatever girls use as excuses these days.

[I am homosexual]

I hug women just to feel their breasts up against me.

...Doesn't everyone?

[Shagg]

I'm DOUBLE gay. :pop:

You all have nothing to complain about.

[I am homosexual]

1) My ass hurts.
2) I'm actually considering doing one of those "real relationship" things.

[BeneBreadstick]

I had sex with my best friends boyfriend on her bed once.

[Coconuts]

I was so worried that people hated me that I lost all of my friends. And now people do.

[Shagg]

I was so worried that people hated me that I lost all of my friends. And now people do.

You didn't lose one friend. :smile:

Who was it again? Oxtail?

[Soul]

I'm DOUBLE gay. :pop:

You all have nothing to complain about.

Wouldnt that make you straight? Since 2 negatives make a positive.

[Shagg]

Wouldnt that make you straight? Since 2 negatives make a positive.

Since when was being gay a negative thing...:eyebrow:


Homophobe...

[Far]

I haven't been to the doctors for the last 10 years at least, despite being pretty much perpetually sick. When I finally did go a few months back they ran a bunch of tests and told me to call them in a few weeks for the results. I never did for fear that they may have found something.

Some mornings I wake up spiting blood.

[Soul]

Since when was being gay a negative thing...:eyebrow:


:think: Thats true.


Homophobe...


I saw that.

[Glurf]

I masturbate.
WHAT THE FUCK!?
Get off the internet you sick freak, its people like you who corrupt the innocent.

[KtotheT]

Nothing makes me happy anymore. The high point of my day is getting fucked up. I hate my friends because all they do is ask me if I'm ok.

[Coconuts]

I masturbated with a pickle and it got lodged up thurr....and the scary thing is...I never EVER found it.....!

Good God.

[Glurf]

I masturbated with a pickle and it got lodged up thurr....and the scary thing is...I never EVER found it.....!

I'll find it for you... :heya:
Wait... female right?

[Coconuts]

I'll find it for you... :heya:
Wait... female right?

My gender isn't defined :heya:.

Group Hug has a lot of funny ones, but every so often I've come across a rather disturbing confession.

We all have our secrets, no matter how boring someone seems, they have their own little world.

PostSecret anyone?

[I am homosexual]

I'll find it for you... :heya:
Wait... female right?

I'd find it regardless.

Treasure hunts are always fun. :facts:

[ArKaiN]

I ran over a cat and I didn't stop.
There's not question weather it died: I could feel it's bones being crushed on the pedals. The sound was awful, and I suppose I should have stopped to check if it had died instantly or if I had to use a rock, but I didn't.
Also when I was younger I fucked both of my best friends's girlfriends. I was like 16. They never found out and both have new girlfriends, but I still feel bad about it.

[Shagg]

Also when I was younger I fucked both of my best friends's girlfriends. I was like 16. They never found out and both have new girlfriends, but I still feel bad about it.

Umm that situation should be more like- ":hf:"

[I am homosexual]

Umm that situation should be more like- ":hf:"

Word. One time I had a really hot three way, which is actually kinda weird because one of the guys got gonorrhea a few weeks later.

Whew.

[ArKaiN]

Umm that situation should be more like- ":hf:"
Oh, no, not at the same time.
And I only fucked the mediocre-looking one like 2 or 3 times.
The prettier one I fucked a bunch of times, but I'm sure I was only one out of a very, very long list.

[Shagg]

Oh, no, not at the same time.
And I only fucked the mediocre-looking one like 2 or 3 times.
The prettier one I fucked a bunch of times, but I'm sure I was only one out of a very, very long list.

Don't flatter your self.. :indiff:

[sodomyth]

It sucks that you've only just begun to realize how much you mean to me, and i wish that all the time we spend in your basement was a lot less about drugs and a lot more about friendship.

[Venom]

There's this girl who comes into my basement, I wish that all the time was spent on drugs and less friendship.

[JonC]

I have this thing for a girl. But she feels nothign toward me. I've even asked her on a date and such, and she said no. But i'm a bitch and won't give up. Well, i have a little bit, but not completely.

In the back of my mind, i somewhat feel like im wasting my time.

[ArKaiN]

I have this thing for a girl. But she feels nothign toward me. I've even asked her on a date and such, and she said no. But i'm a bitch and won't give up. Well, i have a little bit, but not completely.

In the back of my mind, i somewhat feel like im wasting my time.

Either go for it or give up. Don't let something like this drag.
Some of these girls do come around, though. People seldom just go away: maybe in a couple of years she'll come to you. My advice is let it go and see other people.

[snap1o5]

One time I went to a farm. I saw donkeys, and all I could think about were the donkeys. That night, I went out into the barn and fucked all of the donkeys multiple times. Then I killed them and did it again. I then took pictures and blew them up into posters, and went to all of the world's orphanages, like some sort of Satan Santa, and posted all of the posters on the walls. Then I killed a kitten to get an erection.

[snap1o5]

Word. One time I had a really hot three way, which is actually kinda weird because one of the guys got gonorrhea a few weeks later. DEAR GOD YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH

[JonC]

Either go for it or give up. Don't let something like this drag.
Some of these girls do come around, though. People seldom just go away: maybe in a couple of years she'll come to you. My advice is let it go and see other people.

she's actually the first girl, ever, that ive asked on a date. which to me, is a "step-up" -- if you will -- from petty high school-ish shit. ya know? so yeah. its kinda hard.lolol

[opn4bzns]

I haven't been to the doctors for the last 10 years at least, despite being pretty much perpetually sick. When I finally did go a few months back they ran a bunch of tests and told me to call them in a few weeks for the results. I never did for fear that they may have found something.

Some mornings I wake up spiting blood.

Don't become splosm's second casualty, I enjoy your spammings. :wail:
she's actually the first girl, ever, that ive asked on a date. which to me, is a "step-up" -- if you will -- from petty high school-ish shit. ya know? so yeah. its kinda hard.lolol

You may just have to accept that you've lost her, but don't give up, have confidence, or at least pretend to be confident.

[ArKaiN]

You may just have to accept that you've lost her, but don't give up, have confidence, or at least pretend to be confident.
Girls see right through pretend-confidence.
If you want a girl to like you, act like you don't give a shit about her.
Unless you're both under 20, in which case you're fucked: Girls under 20 will only go out with 23+ year olds. I know because I'm 25 and getting 20 something girls to date me is so easy I feel bad for me when I was 20.

[Leeysahh]

I have itchy boobs, like right now.. =|

[Cristo]

I'm not actually Danish, I'm Swedish :-/

[Niki]

I have itchy boobs, like right now.. =|

Fuck, I hate itchy boobs. I can never do anything about it in public either because I get weird ass looks.


I've downloaded over 10,000 songs for free and I don't feel bad about it at all.

[opn4bzns]

Fuck, I hate itchy boobs. I can never do anything about it in public either because I get weird ass looks.

I'm not sure a huge amount of men would mind.

[Leeysahh]

Fuck, I hate itchy boobs. I can never do anything about it in public either because I get weird ass looks.


I know!! So then you try and do like the awkward scratch with your elbows which looks even fucking wierder!

[Cristo]

I know!! So then you try and do like the awkward scratch with your elbows which looks even fucking wierder!

You could get me to scratch them for you :heya:

[Niki]

I know!! So then you try and do like the awkward scratch with your elbows which looks even fucking wierder!

Seriously. It sucks so bad. And it's true that not a lot of men would mind, but still..
It's the same when your crotch itches and you try to like, scratch it with your thigh somehow, and everyone notices. It's horrible.

[Rebecca.]

My confession: I really, really dislike attention whores.

[Cristo]

Seriously. It sucks so bad. And it's true that not a lot of men wouldn't mind, but still..
It's the same when your crotch itches and you try to like, scratch it with your thigh somehow, and everyone notices. It's horrible.

Seriously, guys wouldn't fucking mind. And screw the girls who'd look at you weird, call you a slut and spread rumours, think of the guys!

[Niki]

Seriously, guys wouldn't fucking mind. And screw the girls who'd look at you weird, call you a slut and spread rumours, think of the guys!

Shit, typo. I mean to put WOULD mind. Oh well.
Even HAVING boobs will get you called a slut around here, no matter what.
Jealousy is for the lose.


And for a confession, I've got a weird little bump on the outside of each of my pinky fingers. I've only seen a few other people with them, and they make me really self-conscious.

[Jiggz]

I only really care about myself.

[RabidMonkey]

I cry every time I see the poor people on the fan art thread, ok maybe I don't cry, but I want to.

And apart from that, I have sexual fantasies about 13 year olds :\
I'm 15, so thats not too bad, but still.

And the worst of the lot, I forgot to capitalize all of my
"I"s in this post so had to edit.

[Mirrorman]

I haven't been to the dentist for like 6 or 7 years :indiff: . But the teeth are fine so I guess its ok. I once stopped communicating with 2 girls because one day i just got sick of them. It was like 2 years ago and I still hide from them when I accidentally see them in the city.

[Nyr_Rob]

Theres two things that only me and another friend knows we did.
we were in the 4th grade when we did both of these, and there not that major. We were walking and noticed a house of someone we disliked, so we got about 50 rocks and started hcuking them, just hitting the house and such, then one hit a window, cops came we lied to them (fairly easily) and got off scotch free. Second thing was during school. Some kid put his watch in his desk so me and my friend took at to the mens bathroom and flushed it. thats all nothing major just something i wanted to share

[Gryphon]

If I get bored with a girl, I don't tell them, I just try to become unbearable to them so they'll dump me.

[Niki]

My mom just overflowed the sink REALLY bad, there's a bunch of water on the floor of three rooms.
I should be helping, but I'm not. I'm actually trying my hardest not to laugh.

[Chocoholic]

I told my mom I was foinf to my friend's house to help him with his work. In reality I was going to his house to give him a blowjob.

[Gryphon]

I tell my mom numerous times I'm sleeping over at a friends house, when really I'm at a girls house having fun.

[BartS]

Me and a friend stole some money from a girl once. She had 5 bucks lying there on the desk, while she was working on a pc. We picked it up, waved it in front of her eyes, said: Look what we've found!
She just didn't notice. So we bought candy.

[Miss Freeze]

I broke in and rearranged my friends dorm while she was in class today.
I love the british accent.
And I think I hit and killed a bird in a bush that i was throwing rocks at. :(

[Niki]

I broke in and rearranged my friends dorm while she was in class today.
I love the british accent.
And I think I hit and killed a bird in a bush that i was throwing rocks at. :(


Yesterday my friends were throwing rocks and sticks at a squirrel in a tree and I'm pretty sure they killed it. I felt really bad because I didn't tell them to stop.

[FlamingPeanuts]

I used a sling shot to hit pigeons out of a tree, cos they wouldn't go away. There still there now, I think they follow me.

[Dodger]

Today during lunch my friends were throwing rocks at a freshman. I think they killed him, but I'm not sure because the bell rung at the same moment he fell. I hope they didn't, because I'd feel bad that we'd have no one to throw stuff at. :(

[atomsk]

I have a british accent. Despite the fact that I am almost never around people with such a dielect, have never been to England (or Europe, for that matter.), and have no british blood in my veins.

I sign unimportant documents (surveys, rating slips, Geico advertisements...) as "Sir Humphry D. Wafflebottom." Geico sent me another advert, adressing me as such.

[rcz]

Coffession: I'm so happy that at least one of my threads was sucessful. For the others, look in the Thread Dump.

[JennaHs_bitch#1]

Confessions....
I steal, not so much now but I do. Im depressed alot and sometimes I dont even know why, which has caused cutting and burning in the past. I slept with Mark and gave Kyle head and played with Danielle while I was with Jon. I sorta accidentally stole my sisters now ex fiance. Although I love my friends they irritate the fuck out of me. I like to drink but I cant stand the idea of it because I see myself as my mother when I do. I might be gay. I lost my virginity to someone much older then I. Also since this is a forum and no one I actually know goes here, I tried to kill myself once 3 days before Christmass but was too drunk to actually pull it off :indiff:
Gosh I love my life!

[Laced Oysters]

Okay, I've got another one. A little more sinister.
I know this girl I've had my eyes on for years. We're good friends, but I want to go... further. In order to do this, I've sabotaged every single relationship she's had. :christ:

[StrikeTwelve]

I've got a similar one, I too have had an eye on a close friend and as such I've given her bad advice about relations in general. Maybe she'll let me fuck her if she thinks she has really bad taste for men?

[Whitegrass]

Okay, I've got another one. A little more sinister.
I know this girl I've had my eyes on for years. We're good friends, but I want to go... further. In order to do this, I've sabotaged every single relationship she's had. :christ:

Good idea. I mean, it's not like this could backfire or ruin your life or anything, right?

[Jimothy]

Good idea. I mean, it's not like this could backfire or ruin your life or anything, right?

Hey, we aren't here to judge. We're here to make confessions.

Speaking of which, when I was much younger I ate all the pie in the fridge, and then when my Mum found out, she told my brother, my sister and I that we had to stay in our rooms until one of us confessed. After like, an hour and a half, I told my brother to just confess so that we could get out of there. Yeah, she screamed at him for ages and smacked his arse until it was raw. I felt like shit. A while later he told her that I had told him to do it, and she went apeshit at me.

Anyways, I still feel really bad whenever I remember it.

[ArKaiN]

Confession: I lost my virginity with a distant relative. She was 19 and I was 16, she was drunk out of her mind during some other relative's wedding, and she kinda raped me in the back of her car. It was horrible but fortunately over fast.
We never met again.

[JonC]

Girls see right through pretend-confidence.
If you want a girl to like you, act like you don't give a shit about her.
Unless you're both under 20, in which case you're fucked: Girls under 20 will only go out with 23+ year olds. I know because I'm 25 and getting 20 something girls to date me is so easy I feel bad for me when I was 20.


She's 20, and I'm 20. She's just, 6-7 months older than me. And I nkow about the "dont give a shit - blah blah blah" trick/technique/whatever. I still talk to her, not all the time, just from time to time, and she seems to respond.

Meh, oh well. Sometimes I think parts of my life would be easier if I'd just go and screw a bunch of girls and whatnot. I know I'm capable, I know this for a fact, it's just, I choose not to use it this "ability" of mine. I nkow that sounds ego-tistic of me, but I can't help it.

[gizzalove]

Fuck, I hate itchy boobs. I can never do anything about it in public either because I get weird ass looks.

I scratch my boobs in public I even announce it to my friends that my tits are itchy. I don't know why they are still friends with me.

[ArKaiN]

I scratch my boobs in public I even announce it to my friends that my tits are itchy. I don't know why they are still friends with me.
1) You have breasts
2) You touch them in public

[Cristo]

I scratch my boobs in public I even announce it to my friends that my tits are itchy. I don't know why they are still friends with me.

God, I'd be your friend if you did that.

[Spastic]

I scratch my boobs in public I even announce it to my friends that my tits are itchy. I don't know why they are still friends with me.

Want to be friends? I could scratch 'em for you as well.

[StrikeTwelve]

Let's all be gizzalove's friends, I could tape the scratching and start a new fetish-website!

[Raxo]

I wore the same underwear two days in a row. I feel horrible.

[Shagg]

I scratch my boobs in public I even announce it to my friends that my tits are itchy. I don't know why they are still friends with me.

It gives them enough time to pull out their camera's, eh? I would so fuckin hang out with you if you did that all the time.. wether you annoy me or not. :heya:

[Tyler_Legrand]

I look at porn!!

[Shagg]

I look at porn!!

Wow, you're the first guy to do that.. ever!

[Raxo]

I look at porn!!

But it's cartoon porn so it's okay.

[Ninja 2.0]

I took a dump on my sister's chest and blamed it on the dog.


PHEW!
I feel SO much betteR!

:gj:

[Kenneh]

Confession: I lost my virginity with a distant relative. She was 19 and I was 16, she was drunk out of her mind during some other relative's wedding, and she kinda raped me in the back of her car. It was horrible but fortunately over fast.
We never met again.

NEVER FORGET

[soa_bassist]

I masturbate too much

My band has a gig tomorrow and I really don't care because they all ditched out on passing out fliers so it's going to be another small sh*tty one like the last one, where I am the only one really into it and the entire crowd can be counted on two hands, and I know if I bring it up it will all fall onto me

I turned down a girl for being too slutty, ugly, and annoying. She was the first girl to show interest in me, and she was probably only interested in me to get to my guitarist

All of the girls I do like either have dated friends of mine and probably aren't interested in anyone that is associated with them, or I have slowly become less attracted to when I began to realize how slutty, drugged-up, and nasty they really are

[Kenneh]

I turned down a girl for being too slutty, ugly, and annoying. She was the first girl to show interest in me, and she was probably only interested in me to get to my guitarist

Its because you play bass.

[r u freakin out]

I took the cookie from the cookie jar :wail:


No seriously dudes, so many of you are really depressed go see a phycologist.

[JennaHs_bitch#1]

I would but when I asked my mother she said no.... :indiff:

[stabbymcstab]

Hmmm, I have a few confessions...


When I'm in my car on the motorway I will sometimes yell stuff as loud as I can to get it off my chest, swearing and everything, just to let off some steam, whether it be about my girlfriend, or other motorists from a few days ago cutting me off or taking out their road rage on me... I just go nuts in short bursts.

Also, I think I'm pretty racist, I mean, I live in Australia and it's a melting pot, but you see all the different races just conforming to their stereotypes... like, an overwhelming majority.. Aboriginies on the side of the road drunk, asians not being able to drive, lebanese people driving around in their fully sick hondas with their doof doof turned up to the max, they all segregate themselves from the rest of the population, whinge and complain about being mistreated, whinge about how crappy our country is, but they won't bloody leave. Argh.

I also confess to having my leatherman ($250 multi-tool knife) that I use for work purposes on my person at all times to use as a defensive weapon if the situation arises.. Paranoia of other races in the city also helps this little habit along nicely.

One last thing, I confess to ceasing reading Matt's comics because his lack of humour, annoying drawing style, predictable (and heard before) jokes annoy me.. Sorry Matt.

[rcz]

Confession: I like getting banned

[Niki]

I took the cookie from the cookie jar :wail:


No seriously dudes, so many of you are really depressed go see a phycologist.

If I asked my mom to see one she'd say I'm just trying to get attention and tell me to fuck off. Plus, I don't really have the money right now.

[bannanaphone]

I let the dogs out D:

[Killer Carebear]

I ate my dog.

[ArKaiN]

I ate my dog.
:gtfo:
And die a horrible death please

[sparta47]

I used to pretend I was best friends with this kid who was like 2 years younger then me just so I could get closer to fucking his sister who is 2 years older then me. Unfortunately when i had my chance to have sex with her I drank too much and passed out on the ride back from drinking. Later that night when i got up to take a piss their mother was getting ready for work and was completly naked in the bathroom putting her make up on and shit and, she pushed me out of the bathroom even though i saw every inch of her. No one found out about it and, I have not seen or talked to the whole family since. If your wondering the kids mom was like 50+ years old and extremely wrinkly. ><

[rcz]

[QUOTE=sparta47;68523]I used to pretend I was best friends with this kid who was like 2 years younger then me just so I could get closer to fucking his sister who is 2 years older then me. Unfortunately when i had my chance to have sex with her I drank too much and passed out on the ride back from drinking. Later that night when i got up to take a piss their mother was getting ready for work and was completly naked in the bathroom putting her make up on and shit and WHAT A MILF!![QUOTE=sparta47;68523]

[sparta47]

Considering the situation, I would have probably stuck it in her pooper if she let me. Just kidding, or maybe not?

[abbey]

I'm not very close to any of my friends because I'm too wrapped up in what they'll think of me if I'm honest with them. Mostly because the person I've been most honest with thinks I'm a crazy bitch.

[rcz]

...so this is basically people using people to get people.....?

[sparta47]

Maybe it is, so what don't judge.

[BoardRider53]

I (being 17), dated a guy 12 years older then me.

[Whitegrass]

I think about stupid or awkward things I've said and cringe and wince really obviously, then make up stories to people so they don't know why I'm doing that.

[mitch+]

I only shave or look nice when my gf is around.

[opn4bzns]

I wallow in my own filth when I'm alone. I go days without showering and enter a terrible pattern of going to bed at 4 or 5 am and never doing anything.
This is why you shouldn't leave teenage boys alone for days.

[ArKaiN]

I wallow in my own filth when I'm alone. I go days without showering and enter a terrible pattern of going to bed at 4 or 5 am and never doing anything.
This is why you shouldn't leave teenage boys alone for days.
I'm 25 and I do the same. It's got less to do with age and more with gender, I think.

[Mr Anorexia]

I wallow in my own filth when I'm alone. I go days without showering and enter a terrible pattern of going to bed at 4 or 5 am and never doing anything.
This is why you shouldn't leave teenage boys alone for days.
I'm the same way.

[Niki]

I always have to have my hair straightened and have makeup on to feel good about myself.
Even if no one is over, I can't look at myself if I don't.

[Leeysahh]

Also, I think I'm pretty racist, I mean, I live in Australia and it's a melting pot, but you see all the different races just conforming to their stereotypes... like, an overwhelming majority.. Aboriginies on the side of the road drunk, asians not being able to drive, lebanese people driving around in their fully sick hondas with their doof doof turned up to the max, they all segregate themselves from the rest of the population, whinge and complain about being mistreated, whinge about how crappy our country is, but they won't bloody leave. Argh.

Yes i'm with you there, that shits me too!! Its even more fucking annoying that most of them dont even speak ENGLISH!
I'm a racist too and quite xenophobic. But that's the torture you get from being brought up in a tiny as fuck town in the sticks of Tasmania.


I also confess to having my leatherman ($250 multi-tool knife) that I use for work purposes on my person at all times to use as a defensive weapon if the situation arises.. Paranoia of other races in the city also helps this little habit along nicely.

My brother has a leatherman, they are quite nice knives. They suck though because me being a girl and weak as shite i can never get the different knives out.


I confess that i use 'LOL' too much on msn and myspace.
I also confessed that i told my ex i would still go to the leavers dinner with him just so i could dump his arse and say i didnt want to go with him anymore.
Now he is really pissed off because he is that ugly he can't find anyone else to go with. hahahah.
I'm a bitch and love it.

[Dream_Catcher]

I am a bit of a hypocondriac some times

[shadoshado]

I fell nothing after masterbation
my nights are lonely
but im only 14

[Devinmsz]

I'm insecure about my penis size. :wail:

[Kenneh]

I have a penis

[rcz]

....i dont like seafood
and it doesnt like me

[G_Havoc]

i kicked a tramp in the face

[ArKaiN]

When I was 5 I was raped by a pitbull. It even made the news.

[captain napalm]

Are you feeling guilty about something bad you did and want to get it off your chest?
Relieve yourself here.

I'm a total n00b.

[fudgiedog]

I'm 25 and I do the same. It's got less to do with age and more with gender, I think.
Ah yeah, not a gender thing unless I'm secretly male. I do it too.

[Assassin]

Smooth Beaver sucked a cock once

[letteratlantic]

I watch porn.

[Spastic]

I fap while thinking of Jenny.

[letteratlantic]

I think a lot of people fap while thinking of me.

[Velvet_Beauty]

I make up really big horrible lies about an ex, and stuff that he does to me just because of stuff he did to me when were were dateing.. I want to see him in jail... or the eff beat outta him.

He tried to run me over..

[TwistyTie]

My friend and her boyfriend have been going out for almost two years but have a lot of problems so me and my boyfriend keep betting on when they'll break up. Then I go to her and make her feel better about her relationship when in reality I just can't wait for it to end so she'll stop rubbing it in everyones faces. I also tell my boyfriend about how they can't have sex when I promised I wouldn't tell. I mean come on, that's just something you have to tell. They don't know how to do it right I guess.

[DamnDude]

Im a bit of a sociopath.

[Shagg]

I think I have a form of OCD. In school, I always click-off my pen cause I'm afraid I'm gonna stab someone or myself. And I count the ticks in a clock, tiles, and the yellow lines on the highway.

[Greeny]

Removed!

[Spastic]

I hate all the Pakis and the Niggas can't they just fuck off to their country.

Well don't you just seem like a bundle of joy.

[BartS]

My penis is too big.
(Not kidding, it's true.)

[SlowCheetah]

I usually hang out with 3 other guys most of the time. But 3 of us think the other one is really annoying, and we make fun of him a lot behind his back. I feel kind of bad sometimes, but he's really annoying and kinda deserves it sometimes.

Oh and a couple weeks ago I took a pair of headphones my dad uses a lot, and I accidently broke them. He was looking around for them yesterday and asked me if I knew where they were, I said no, even though there sitting broken in my closet. I felt pretty bad.

[letteratlantic]

I went to a Catholic Church last Sunday. And I am not Catholic.

[BAN ME PLEASE]

i'm too shy and anti-social in real life

[lttheninja]

Being uncircumsized has made me a terrible person.

[Raxo]

I like packed trains because I get to touch other people.

[Chardon07]

I wallow in my own filth when I'm alone. I go days without showering and enter a terrible pattern of going to bed at 4 or 5 am and never doing anything.
This is why you shouldn't leave teenage boys alone for days.
I went through an awkward faze like that for a week in the 7th grade when my girlfriend broke up with me. Only for a week though.

[Matterialize]

I will go to jail if I bang the girl I like.

Until February. :stone:

[Devinmsz]

I'm honestly going through spame withdrawals. :wail:

[Raxo]

Quit being pussy and man up.

[gizzalove]

I'm a chronic lier. I lie about anything I can get away with. Which is a lot. Because of that I don't think even my closest friends know me.

[Miss Freeze]

I like packed trains because I get to touch other people.

That's kind of creepy.

I'm a chronic lier. I lie about anything I can get away with. Which is a lot. Because of that I don't think even my closest friends know me.
I think your lying.


I didn't tell my friend that she had something in her teeth because it was funny to watch the looks she got from people she would smile at. When she asked why people would look at her funny I started laughing.

[Raxo]

I am lying.

[Color Me Stupid]

I try to get drunk at communion....

or atleast I act drunk.

[letteratlantic]

Earlier, when I was on the phone with a friend, he went and talked to his mom for a few minutes and had the phone up to his ear, and I faked orgasmed to make him laugh.

It was Spastic who I was on the phone with.

[Pingu]

I have never seen the Godfather.

[Raxo]

I have never seen the Godfather.

It sucks

[Kenneh]

It sucks

WHAT? :O

[Nicxan]

:/ Sometimes I just feel that I'm not liked.
Then I slap myself. x.x;

I mean, that opinion of yourself is only enforced when you get the feeling that people are being nice to you because they PITY you ... either that, or they're pretending to be nice and talking about you behind your back. (Or insulting what you believe in. Whoo-hoo.)
Gah, I hate being freshmeat in high-school ... being the butt of all the jokes, although I've come to expect it. :| I cannot wait to be a year ahead. It's going to be joyous.

[teh_kyle00]

I stole Pokemon cards when I was in third grade. I'm so ashamed :wail:

But seriously, I did. Threw out all of them like two years ago though. Kept getting everywhere.

[Savaril]

I posted in this thread.

I feel so ashamed.

[mikhial66]

I'm related to some one who voted for Bush

[Devinmsz]

I'm related to some one who voted for Bush

About half my family voted for Bush, if that makes you feel any better. :shobon:


The other half didn't even vote, by the way.

[fredricothepurple]

i think blink-182 is the greatest fucking band in the world :/

[Kenneh]

i think blink-182 is the greatest fucking band in the world :/

Seriously, get the fuck out.

[letteratlantic]

I think this thread is stupid.

[t.ha.ii]

Are you feeling guilty about something bad you did and want to get it off your chest?
Relieve yourself here.

I banged your mom hardcore....IN BED LAST NIGHT!!!

[Tyler_Legrand]

Oh dear.

[EeK··]

I really like my best girl-friend but I don't want to tell her because if she doesn't feel that way it'd be super awkward :wail:


Other than that when I was like 6, my brother was playing with this toy and I took it from him (he was 3) and he started to cry. My mom came down and he started to say I took it from him but I told herhe was lying and he tried to take it from me. She believed me and I got to play with it while he got a time-out. I felt really bad like an hour later :indiff:

[StrikeTwelve]

I love this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzkd_m4ivmc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Elameshout%2Enet%2Fforums%2 Fmember%2Ephp%3Ffind%3Dlastposter%26f%3D12

[Venom]

I really like my best girl-friend but I don't want to tell her because if she doesn't feel that way it'd be super awkward :wail:

Man up a little and tell her, what have you got to lose?

Don't bring it out in the middle of a conversation, tell her you have something you want to tell her, and tell her, and then tell her why.

[Rob]

:/ Sometimes I just feel that I'm not liked.
Then I slap myself. x.x;

I mean, that opinion of yourself is only enforced when you get the feeling that people are being nice to you because they PITY you ... either that, or they're pretending to be nice and talking about you behind your back. (Or insulting what you believe in. Whoo-hoo.)
Gah, I hate being freshmeat in high-school ... being the butt of all the jokes, although I've come to expect it. :| I cannot wait to be a year ahead. It's going to be joyous.

My confession is that I read this post and laughed.

[Ox]

I honestly believe I'm better than pretty much everyone.

This thread only reinforced that opinion.

[letteratlantic]

Wtf. Thanks Ox.

[lttheninja]

This thread makes me feel better about myself.

[green rubber bands]

I'm an atheist, but my mom and her parents are really religious, so I haven't told them yet. And every time they say stuff about how God is great, I secretly lose a little respect for them.


Oh, and I am the other white meat.:cool:

[Desert]

I love this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzkd_m4ivmc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Elameshout%2Enet%2Fforums%2 Fmember%2Ephp%3Ffind%3Dlastposter%26f%3D12

hahahaha. I thought it'd be like Chocolate Rain or something.


I copy my friend's homework all the time and vice versa. Our highschool is very strict.

[Commodity]

Man up a little and tell her, what have you got to lose?


A friendship maybe? Just about any non-slut girl wouldn't want to hang out with a guy who was hot for her.

[Venom]

A friendship maybe? Just about any non-slut girl wouldn't want to hang out with a guy who was hot for her.

If she doesn't respect the fact that he can feel that way, wrong kind of friend in my opinion. If she would want to stop being a friend of his because he likes her more then just as a friend, she's clearly not as interested in being a friend of his like he thought she was.

[Cristo]

This thread makes me want to hurt puppies and kill myself.

[vali]

how do you put your own comics on

[I_Smell]

I just stole about 25 football trophies from a man named Lee Hanson, half of which are for "Under 15's". They're on my bedroom shelf right now.

I banged your mom hardcore....IN BED LAST NIGHT!!!
I genuinly think this is the funniest post of the thread.

[Devinmsz]

My football coach lost all the trophies and now I secretly want him to die. :wail:

[Miss Freeze]

I made fun of a boy that was crying becuase his football coach had lost all the trophies.

[jewishjosh]

If she doesn't respect the fact that he can feel that way, wrong kind of friend in my opinion. If she would want to stop being a friend of his because he likes her more then just as a friend, she's clearly not as interested in being a friend of his like he thought she was.
It doesn't matter if she still respects him or not, it will make the friendship awkward no matter what. It's a gamble, but I say go for it because if it works out it'll be awesome.

Anyway, my confession for the day is that I'm in the same situation as the guy who started this whole "help me with girls" sub-thread, but I'm almost positive that she's hot for me too. :dance:

[Savvy]

I go out of my way to trip little kids that run past me.

[EeK··]

I go out of my way to trip little kids that run past me.

I should confess that as well I suppose. What can I say? It is extremely fun to see a little kid go from running happiness to hurt motionlessness in about .3 seconds. :facts:

[Leeysahh]

I like picking on stupid people on myspace. I also like slaming into the grade 7's that don't move out of my way.

[Raxo]

I'm sometimes stare at girls too much and it creeps them out.

[green rubber bands]

I was the second shooter on the grassy knoll.

[SlowCheetah]

In grade 8 me and 3 other friends stole a bunch of chalk brushes from the school. We did it near then end of the year just to do one last big thing before we left. The school was only for gr. 7 - 8 so people started noticing. By the end of it I had 25 of them stashed in a plastic bad in my room, and my friends had a bunch too. The teachers got really pissed and said that if the people who were doing it got caught they would be in huge trouble, it even made the announcements one day in the morning.

One of my friends started getting paranoid, but by the power of peer pressure we were able to keep him quiet. In the end we were never caught. I still probably have the brushes lying around somewhere.

I dont feel that bad for it, but I never had much of a chance to tell that story before because we had to keep it hush hush so as not to get caught.

[Venom]

You should go there at night and put them out infront of the school spelling bad words, or glue them to the wall.

[hzac]

I stole a packet of fruit tingles from a grocery store when I was 5. I hid them under my bed. I ate one each day then sat up the whole night thinking about what I did.

[Shittywall]

Last month I told my dad to fuck off. I also kinda hate my parents. :S

[Venom]

I guess I'll contribute some:

All my psychological problems conflict with my hopes and dreams and I'm too afraid to go see a psychologist. I refuse to fix things between my four friends that I used to spend every day of my life with for the past 10 years because it helps me but I don't tell them why. I'm moving away soon and I hope I can start a new life.

[Sublyminal]

I'm in the top 5% of my age range for IQ in the UK but I don't like to let on to my friends or anyone really because I'm afraid I'll be stigmatized for it.

[Ox]

I'm in the top 5% of my age range for IQ in the UK but I don't like to let on to my friends or anyone really because I'm afraid I'll be stigmatized for it.
Actually, you'd be stigmatized "because of it", not "for it". Top 5% my ass.

[Rainbird]

When I was younger I used to work for a relative of mine, who had a small shop (I counted money). Then one day I see this awesome Doc Oc toy (it sucks by modern standard) in the local grocery store, and I must have it! So I go to work that day, steal the money I need for it, and as the dumbass I were, I went and asked my mom if I could go buy the toy... :ahe:
"Where did you get the money for it?"
:davethink:
I was forced to apologize to my relative, which I did (with my mom right behind me), but I still feel ashamed about it. But at least I can laugh about it because it's so ridicoulsly stupid.

[P0K3M0N_MA5T3R]

She's 20, and I'm 20. She's just, 6-7 months older than me. And I nkow about the "dont give a shit - blah blah blah" trick/technique/whatever. I still talk to her, not all the time, just from time to time, and she seems to respond.

Meh, oh well. Sometimes I think parts of my life would be easier if I'd just go and screw a bunch of girls and whatnot. I know I'm capable, I know this for a fact, it's just, I choose not to use it this "ability" of mine. I nkow that sounds ego-tistic of me, but I can't help it.

Cocky>arrogant and pretending you don't like them. Ok so you can pretend not to like them for a while but if you do it too much they are going to think you actually don't like them, thus, they go off you.
Ok confession, a girl who I've been friends with for like 5 years and who has had a boyfriend for like 1 and a half years (he's a complete prick so I don't care about his feelings) has met up with my a few times in the past few months and we've been kissing and stuff, then she tells me she loves me and stuff so I'm like, yeah I love you too. But now I'm trying to get with her best-friend, I'm so cruel, ah well.
I ate my dog.
Actually I think that was me
EDIT: Oh yeah another confession I've had the same jeans on for about 3 weeks. They aren't dirty or smelly so why change them.

[funafona]

i stoled a bunch of smurfs from the toy store.... i stoled them and never gived them back.

[JamesKPolk]

I bought meat, to cook by myself, as english food is crap and I have to live with an English family, but I haven't got the guts to cook it while their grandma sits in the kitchen (read: allways), so th best-before date is today and it is a reall good and pretty expensive piece of beef. I am such a pussy when it comes to old people, beacause since I was born, everyone has told me to 'respect' them, so I try not to be in the same room in which they are.

I am also afraid of police. I am doing far less illegal things than most people my age, but I am still kind of afraid of police for no real reason.

[P0K3M0N_MA5T3R]

Qwazar English food is great you're just clearly with a cheap family who buys ready meals etc or has a rubbish cook. What you should do is ask if you can cook yourself your favourite meal, and if she gets suspicous just say its your moms recipe or make something up. And as for respecting old people, I highly doubt she fought in the war, therefore meh screw her.