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xkittenxsocksx
08-26-2007, 1:32 PM
I went into town this weekend unbeknown to me it was gay pride weekend :D
I clapped all right :]
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They even did the splits D:
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He smelt of semen :/
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WHAT DO YOU WANT BABAIIII
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They opted for everything
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He dropped the soap (on purpose) :(
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But he thoroughly enjoyed the experience
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Now at this point of the day I was a little frustrated about what was going on, I only wanted to cross the road to get to the cinema. Yet how could I without interacting with this:
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BUT THE FUN DIDN'T STOP THERE
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The gay parade went on for the whole day thus blocking off the only public walkway to the cinema, and I wasn't affluent enough to ride the tram :(
In the end I missed the chance to view the Bourne Ultimatum, I was infuriated on my behalf for not getting to see Matt Damon in action.
Though I got more action than I bargained for in the end
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This guy threw out free packets of lube that he/she concealed in his/her bag.
So that was my weekend, I hope you enjoyed my pictures and evocative tale.
BAN ME PLEASE
08-26-2007, 1:35 PM
Being gay is just as simple as being straight. Another sexual preference. But even some of the pimpiest pimps can't even compare to how gay some gay people get. Jeez I mean you're gay you don't need to shout it out.
There was a gay thing going around here last weekend.
Some lesbian died from drugs and alcohol poisoning.
Audioslave
08-26-2007, 1:39 PM
http://a599.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/127/l_fc6f30ef28090924cd67167a9871e3be.jpg
That guy has AIDS up to here.
shadoshado
08-26-2007, 1:39 PM
some scary shit there
Exodus
08-26-2007, 1:43 PM
Gay pride pisses me off. Woo! You're gay, good for you. If there were a straight pride festivel then everyone there would be labeled homophobic.
If you're gay, thats cool, but there's no reason to have a party about it.
Audioslave
08-26-2007, 1:44 PM
Gay pride pisses me off. Woo! You're gay, good for you. If there were a straight pride festivel then everyone there would be labeled homophobic.
If you're gay, thats cool, but there's no reason to have a party about it.
When you're gay, everything is a party.
That gay pride looks pretty shitty in comparison to some others.
lollercaust
08-26-2007, 2:20 PM
Gay pride pisses me off. Woo! You're gay, good for you. If there were a straight pride festivel then everyone there would be labeled homophobic.
If you're gay, thats cool, but there's no reason to have a party about it.
I'd have to agree. I'm all for gays not having anything denied of them, but this is unnecessary. It's like a bunch of Mormons marching the streets each surrounded by their 7 wives and preaching their bible while having Mormon... festivities. It's unneeded.
No offense, but you guys are making yourself look ignorant by claiming it's unnecessary. Yes, it goes over the top, but what can you do when puberty puts you through hell? The reason why there are no 'straight pride' festivals is because heterosexuals don't have to worry about their location to integrate themself into the culture, and that's what gay pride is for: it opens doors.
Gay pride pisses me off. Woo! You're gay, good for you. If there were a straight pride festivel then everyone there would be labeled homophobic.
If you're gay, thats cool, but there's no reason to have a party about it.
I totally agree. I mean it's great that they have pride and aren't afraid to tell people they're gay, but an entire street festival about it is going a bit too far. It's like with racism, no one cares if someone says they're black and proud, but if someone says they're white and proud they get called a racist, even if they're not.
Souldrinker
08-26-2007, 2:43 PM
No offense, but you guys are making yourself look ignorant by claiming it's unnecessary. Yes, it goes over the top, but what can you do when puberty puts you through hell? The reason why there are no 'straight pride' festivals is because heterosexuals don't have to worry about their location to integrate themself into the culture, and that's what gay pride is for: it opens doors.
Back Doors! Haha
But seriously, just because you have a problem in life doesn't mean you deserve to shove it in society's face.
By your logic, Australia should be having an Interest Rate Rise Parade, and Africa should just be one big fucking eternal parade.
So being gay means you can have a difficult time of it. Deal with it like the rest of us humans do.
Beefynick
08-26-2007, 2:43 PM
I understand they want to show off because they are gay and not afraid of it, but I do not think they need to throw a parade to show their pride. There are other less obtrusive ways to show off their pride.
Twiggz, you sure took a lot of photos of homosexual men in skimpy clothing for someone who "just wanted to cross the street".
I understand they want to show off because they are gay and not afraid of it, but I do not think they need to throw a parade to show their pride. There are other less obtrusive ways to show off their pride. Maybe a one-day holdiay a year, like Cinco de Gayo?
lollercaust
08-26-2007, 2:51 PM
No offense, but you guys are making yourself look ignorant by claiming it's unnecessary. Yes, it goes over the top, but what can you do when puberty puts you through hell? The reason why there are no 'straight pride' festivals is because heterosexuals don't have to worry about their location to integrate themself into the culture, and that's what gay pride is for: it opens doors.
I can see where you're coming from, but a major disagreement I have is that from what I can see in the pictures this festival isn't integrating gay culture. Maybe I'm ignorant, but I don't think gay men often act like that. Am I wrong when I think they are just men (or women, of course) that just find romance and sexuality in those of the same gender? A bunch of men lathered up and dancing without tops is not what I think of when I think of gay men. I don't think it's what the gay community would want us to think of either.
Back Doors! Haha
But seriously, just because you have a problem in life doesn't mean you deserve to shove it in society's face.
I might have implied that with one sentence...
By your logic, Australia should be having an Interest Rate Rise Parade, and Africa should just be one big fucking eternal parade.
...but that isn't what I meant to say...
So being gay means you can have a difficult time of it. Deal with it like the rest of us humans do.
...because in reality, I was implying that we have to worry about our location when we decide we'd like to hit the real world and have some fun. Again, seeing how we are a 'minority', there's nothing wrong with bringing the 'minority' together to open doors.
So hating parades means you can have a difficult time with it. Deal with it like the rest of us humans do.
:rolleyes:
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That guy has AIDS up to here.
That guy slightly resembles Macaulay Culkin. Jacko isn't around is he?
Honestly though, I think gay pride parades might be a bit over the top. Though, I mean since there are other parades though, I'm sure the gays look at it like, "well, how come we cant have one, blah blah". Here in kentucky we have a St. Patrick's Day Parade, a Kentucky Derby parade(or something) and such. We have others, i think, i just cant remember them.
But that picture with those slightly overweight, beer-bellied, middle-aged men in thoses shorts, is a bit unsettling. They all just so happened to be bald too.
EDIT: ...because in reality, I was implying that we have to worry about our location when we decide we'd like to hit the real world and have some fun. Again, seeing how we are a 'minority', there's nothing wrong with bringing the 'minority' together to open doors.
You're gay? Didn't know that. Oh well. Anyway.
To be honest, I think gays are obviously more accepted than they ever were back in the day. So, what more are they/you wanting? (not to sound a dick). Like a gay pride month or something? Bah, talking about these kind of things always spark debates and such.
I'm just saying by the way. I don't necessarily approve of gays, but I'm not going to be like, "OMG FAG GO HOME" or anything like that. Hell, I go to Rocky Horror Picture Show every month and 94% of the people that are in the theatre are gay. And I'm straight as they come, so that doesn't bother me.
Miss Freeze
08-26-2007, 3:00 PM
I'd have to agree. I'm all for gays not having anything denied of them, but this is unnecessary. It's like a bunch of Mormons marching the streets each surrounded by their 7 wives and preaching their bible while having Mormon... festivities. It's unneeded.
What the hell?
I think gays are obviously more accepted than they ever were back in the day. So, what more are they/you wanting? (not to sound a dick). Like a gay pride month or something? Bah, talking about these kind of things always spark debates and such.
It's more about spreading awareness rather than demanding people to accept us, albeit gay parades tend to push it by shoving it in your face with some pretty ugly fat and hairy guys in speedos and skinny boys who probably spend every night sniffing coke.
By the way, by awareness I mean that it gives the area a more diverse and cultural feel to it. It brings in a lot of guys and girls who might have been otherwise relatively unsure about the degree of discrimination present in the town or city.
Oberlin
08-26-2007, 3:08 PM
Being gay is one thing. Being flamboyantly gay is a completely different thing.
Trust me, parades like that are not exactly the way to make people accept gay people. If anything, it'll creep them out.
John Travolta
08-26-2007, 3:09 PM
Hey that's me.
It's more about spreading awareness rather than demanding people to accept us, albeit gay parades tend to push it by shoving it in your face with some pretty ugly fat and hairy guys in speedos and skinny boys who probably spend every night sniffing coke.
By the way, by awareness I mean that it gives the area a more diverse and cultural feel to it. It brings in a lot of guys and girls who might have been otherwise relatively unsure about the degree of discrimination present in the town or city.
Being gay is one thing. Being flamboyantly gay is a completely different thing.
Trust me, parades like that are not exactly the way to make people accept gay people. If anything, it'll creep them out.
Flamboyantly gay is a bit annoying at times. I somewhat agree, when people whom are straight and/or know nothing of gays whatsoever, and they see a parade with people dressed like, with short shorts on, whomever are fat and hairy and crap, its like, "wtf? is this what gay is all about?" Ya know? Though, a lot of kids around my age/generation are going to be more accepting of gays, because that is part of our culture now, and the younger kids when they get our age, they might not even give a shit whatsoever. But teh older generations are the ones who have/are going to have the problems with it. And again, parades of such, will not help "soften the blow".
Oberlin
08-26-2007, 3:28 PM
JonC and his signature paragraphs, repeating EXACTLY what I just said but in more detail :ahe:
John Travolta
08-26-2007, 3:32 PM
Jesus Christ, blanky.
JonC and his signature paragraphs, repeating EXACTLY what I just said but in more detail :ahe:
You get used to it after awhile.
Assassin
08-26-2007, 3:34 PM
Hey that's me inside Copyright
Derelict
08-26-2007, 3:35 PM
I wonder if some of those people always dress like that.
John Travolta
08-26-2007, 3:42 PM
Hey assman we should fuck more often.
Assassin
08-26-2007, 3:51 PM
Only if I can be the pitcher this time
I still can't walk with my legs closed
You get used to it after awhile.
I guess he missed it where I was typing in shorter paragraphs and such. I did say it was a limited time offer. =P
Fabulous Paranoia
08-26-2007, 6:01 PM
Gay Pride Parades look fun.
And to all of those complaining about Pride parades, here's my opinion:
I won't judge straights by what happens in Vegas in Mardi Gras,
so why judge gays by what happens at Pride Parades?
It's not like it's every freakin' day. If someone wants to get dressed up and have fun for one freakin' day, let 'em and get over it.
Heterosexuality is "paraded" enough every fucking day by those couples humping in public and drooling all over each other. Frankly, I have more of a problem with that than a guy in a rhinestone G-string parading in the streets. At least he's not fucking someone on the float, getting drnk and marrying random people or flashing his silicon tits at some guy so he can get fucking plastic beads.
So basically, I guess what I'm saying is get the fuck over it.
Oberlin
08-26-2007, 6:01 PM
Oh, I'm used to it, I just felt like commenting on it.
DamnDude
08-26-2007, 6:21 PM
I dont have a problem with Gay Pride, but I agree with some posters here, sometimes they go over the top, and frankly, I dont want people to misunderstand what being gay is, there are probably many people that think being gay is what they see on gay pride though most dont.
To be honest, I would not want people to think of me as to what they see in gay pride, when I tell them that Im gay.
Gay Pride Parades look fun.
And to all of those complaining about Pride parades, here's my opinion:
I won't judge straights by what happens in Vegas in Mardi Gras,
so why judge gays by what happens at Pride Parades?
It's not like it's every freakin' day. If someone wants to get dressed up and have fun for one freakin' day, let 'em and get over it.
Heterosexuality is "paraded" enough every fucking day by those couples humping in public and drooling all over each other. Frankly, I have more of a problem with that than a guy in a rhinestone G-string parading in the streets. At least he's not fucking someone on the float, getting drnk and marrying random people or flashing his silicon tits at some guy so he can get fucking plastic beads.
So basically, I guess what I'm saying is get the fuck over it.
That whole post screams, "Wanker."
I have no problem with the parades and shit. I accept homos.
But talking about them makes me think of how they choose big sopping dick and hairy asscrack over women.
I am not homophobic. I hate that word.
I don't like the concept of homosexuality, but I'm fine with people being gay and being proud of being gay.
When I first saw the "Clap for the Gays" picture, I assumed that this was probably some anti-gay protest wanting to give the clap to gay people.
Anyway, these "gay pride" parades definitely do not showcase the real gay community, but more like the "sub communities" within the gay community as a whole.
Yes, I completely agree that they are very, very over the top, however, this would likely stop if gay rights were a whole lot more equal to that of straight couples.
And no, this may be my first post, but this is in no way, shape, or form an attempt at a PSA or gay/lesbian rights.
I am homosexual
08-27-2007, 7:46 PM
When you're gay, everything is a party.
Probably the only entirely true thing in this thread.:facts:
Pride is a lot of fun in New York. :)
ArKaiN
08-27-2007, 9:49 PM
I always remember that Louis CK bit about how flaming fags should be mocked; Not because they're gay, but because they act crazy, like those black people that go "Wazzup Daawwwgg".
People who act weird and are not ill should always be made fun of.
alrightDARLING
08-27-2007, 10:57 PM
I really wanted to watch the parade, but I got the wrong date and missed it. I was so bummed, so thanks for the pics. It looks like it was a lot of fun, and maybe if you had let yourself go a little you would have had some.
That whole post screams, "Wanker."
I have no problem with the parades and shit. I accept homos.
But talking about them makes me think of how they choose big sopping dick and hairy asscrack over women.
I am not homophobic. I hate that word.
I don't like the concept of homosexuality, but I'm fine with people being gay and being proud of being gay.
Should I feel bad for letting out a couple of chuckles while reading this?
Oh and Fabolous Paranoid, when do straight couples hump in public and whatnot? I cannot recall anytime in my life a straight couple actually humping(like sex-wise) in public.
John Travolta
08-28-2007, 5:20 AM
Jon, you're making me so hot right now.
OddKid506
08-28-2007, 8:24 AM
How comes there's no such thing as a straight pride march?
Gays piss me off when they think I care about their gayness, sure be gay just don't run around telling everyone you've never met that you're an ass pirate.
Stop being so bitter. There's no straight pride march because we're not targeted by ignorant wankers or whatever. We don't ever really feel the need to hide our orientation because we don't get abuse for it.
What's the problem? If they want to celebrate, let them, it's a fucking parade, lighten up.
PyroOwned
08-28-2007, 8:39 AM
I was in Holland and that happened to me. I was in Amsterdam and suddenly we heard cheering. There were boats going up the river, filled to the brim with mostly lesbians, but a few gays too. There were about 15 floats, and some really kinky lesbian outfits!
Syzrael
08-28-2007, 8:55 AM
I fully encourage the homosexuals to strive for equality, but this kind of thing doesn't get them anywhere.
Gwibbles
03-27-2009, 1:48 PM
Barack Obama is a stupid nigger.
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Stealth Prawn
03-27-2009, 1:54 PM
Did you seriously bump a 2 year old thread to call Obama a racial slur?
I think this guy needs an award or something.
Unspoken_Demise
03-27-2009, 1:55 PM
No he should just be permabanned.
I got banned for posting a picture of popcorn. This better result in something.
Well, let's try analyzing this, he went searching for 'gayz' on explosm, and ended up thinking about Barack Obama.
Unspoken_Demise
03-27-2009, 1:56 PM
Funnier thing is that he was searching for "gayz."
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