Cats or Dogs?

[junglebunny]

What do you like better, cats or dogs?

I like dogs.

[Ziggy St. Valentine]

I accidently clicked cats. I like dogs. Because my dog can beat up your cat.

[Dresden]

Cats are so much better. So cuddly and cute. Dogs just sniff your butt and hump your leg. I know this from experience.

[Ziggy St. Valentine]

Thats what makes dogs better.

[Seriodor]

I'm a cat person.

[abbey]

I like cats. When you pet them your hands don't smell bad afterwards.

[McGruff]

Even though my account is Dog form, I'll have to say I like cats better. They're not as big, and don't have to be walked.

[AmareEstMors]

dogs, but only cuz horses werent an option but cats make my eyes puffy

[fabz]

Hamsters for the win!

[Mr. Dude]

Kitty Kats! :D :P

[natalie137]

I hate dogs, I'm quite scared of them. I find cats to be a lot more affectionate when they aren't scratching up my hands. Plus I think they're cuter than dogs.

[potolife]

CATS! For all the reasons stated above and the fact that they can't do much harm to me when I piss them off.

[gizzalove]

Even though I have two dogs and no cats I like cats better. They are way less annoying and not as loud.

[Spastic]

Dogs, cats are lame.

[Miss Freeze]

Cats because they don't drool or try to tongue you.

[Jiggz]

I've always been a cat person, something about their independence appealed to me.

But I did have the most amazing dog in the world.

This is a tough one... I'll stick with cats.

[Tweek]

Cats scare me.

[Rui]

where's the option for both, dammit??

[Quatroking]

I like cats. 'cause they're funny and like to do weird crap. I had one, which pretty well always was on my bedroom, sitting in empty computer cases. Then it got killed by a car. Fucking ghetto.

[Corcho]

I prefer dogs, they are more funny, the cats are just interested bitches! :heya:

[xkittenxsocksx]

poodles probably top my favourite dog category

[The Super Hannah]

Dogs are way better. And my puppy could eat a cat in one bite :D

[Mirrorman]

I have both in 2 different homes, but I tend to like cats more, because cats tend to be more cuddly and don't need so much care and walking.

[Smelz]

I like dogs better, they're so much more fun. Proof:

The Dog's Day
8:00 am.. - Dog food! Great, lovely!
9:30 am. - A car ride! Great, lovely!
9:40 am. - A walk in the park! Great, lovely!
10:30 am. - Got rubbed and petted! Great, lovely!
1:00 pm. - Played in the garden! Great, lovely!
5:00 pm. - Dinner! Great, lovely!
7:00 pm. - Got to play ball! Great, lovely!
8:00 pm. - Wow! Watched TV with the people! Great, lovely!
11:00 pm. - Sleeping on the bed! Great, lovely!

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The Cat's Day

Day 983 of my captivity.
My humans continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed
hash or some sort of dry nuggets. I make my contempt for the rations
perfectly clear. Nevertheless I must eat something in order to keep up
my strength.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. I
decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet to
strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my
capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about
what a "good little hunter" I am.. Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly tonight. I was placed in solitary
confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the
noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to
the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use
it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
humans by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this
again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems
to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the humans
regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. The humans have
arranged protective custody for him in an elevated metal cell, so he is
safe.
For now...

[Con-Con]

Dogs.

[Dresden]

Hahaha, I love that diary kept by the cat. I could see cats trying to conquer the earth. I wouldn't object either.

[Hickabod]

Cats! I've always had a morbid fear of dogs.

[Knight of Cydonia]

I'm a cat person. I have two of them. Ones a kitten.

[BlackHood]

Cats. Cats don't try and lick your face after licking their balls. :facts:

[Xambesi]

Cats, no doubt.

[Voracious32]

Dogs are way more fun.

Also, where's the option for liking dogs but also being a terrible person?

[GenericInsanity]

I'm a cat person. Though I've had both and love both animals dearly!

[Fugga]

I wish i had both but i have a cat. I love him even though he has fleas:pop: Fleas and cleaning the litter box are the worst things about cats

[NobeS]

Dogs, they are so much more loyal than cats. Cats are snobs...

[dodzy_50]

cats, especially wild cats.

[Hats of!]

Neither, I'm a horrible person.

[junglebunny]

Wow, I didn't realize explosm was full of faggots.

[Jade]

Cats because I'm really busy so they are easier to take care of. My roommate has a dog and he always follows me around and begs for food. It drives me crazy.

[Hats of!]

Wow, I didn't realize explosm was full of faggots.

Why didn't you add rabbits or dragons to the poll?

[Mr. Crow]

I really don't prefer one over the other, but when I take into account how much easier cats are to care for (just feed them twice a day and give them a cat door to the outside and they're set), I have to go with cats.

[junglebunny]

Apparently, explosm is cat people :indiff:

[paper dreams]

Cats, my cats awesome, shes got a fucking attitude on her.

[Lance]

I'm a cat person. Also cats are loyal too, I have been known to let my cat out for entire days and it still comes back to my doorstep. Probably has to do with something with territory, though.

Not to say I don't love dogs. I have two, both a golden retriever/collie/doberman mix. Pretty interesting stuff.

[Bone Scraper]

I'm a dog person, cats are stuck up snobs who walk around with their tails sticking up so you can see how tight their tiny but holes are. My leg was viciously attacked by my friend's cat once, it was bleeding for like 5 minutes. I think all cats hate me, 'cos whenever I walk past one it stares at me like a teacher or something.

[Triple J]

Cat's because you can just sit with a cat and it can be mellow.
Dogs just...no. I've never understood how to train a dog.
But I can get my cat to come. I find if I hit something a against the ground repeatedly, he walk towards it.

And come on you just love fat cats don't you? Mine looks like Garfield(Names Punkin)

[biohazardous]

Dogs are much more playfull than cats. Cats just sit there and do nothing.

[MissRAWR]

Cats!

They're so fluffy and cuddly. I have 2, and one of them is 6 months old and she's just the cutest thing you've ever seen :)

But, admittedly, I want a puppy soooo bad, just so I have something to play with for a bit. Plus they're just so cute too!

[Dracokagebuyo]

Most of the dangerous land mammals are of the feline persuasion, making cats better than dog.

[BatMann]

:lol:
CATS SUCK .... full stop >> . thay are like the worlds most suckiest animal ever

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[Dabamash]

Same, I like both, but I think dogs appreciate you more than cats, so I vote dogs.

[Rockon1015]

I like cats. When you pet them your hands don't smell bad afterwards.

One time I petted my friend's cat cat and my hand smelled like crap and it was coverd in hair. But my dog's hair smells normal.

[xmbxr]

I like dogs, because they are always happy & always ready to play & be loved. Cats are cool. I love all animals. But cats are just pissy all the time. When you want to play, they don't. When they want to play & you don't they get mad at you. Plus, cats can't be trained to listen to you.

[InTransit]

I love dogs. It's probably just because all I've ever owned is dogs, and I've had mine for 16 years now. But I love her so much and I love everything about her, so as long as it's a good natured, energetic dog, I'd prefer them over cats any day.

[Pelican Man]

I like both. If I had to choose I'd pick dog, but really, when I move out of home I'll eventually want to have both.

[Azn Poser ^_^]

One time I petted my friend's cat cat and my hand smelled like crap and it was coverd in hair. But my dog's hair smells normal.

Or you could just be use to it's smell.

And also, I like cats. They're so cute.

[junglebunny]

:lol:
CATS SUCK .... full stop >> . thay are like the worlds most suckiest animal ever

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Finally someone's making sense!

[RaiRai]

I like both... but I guess I would consider myself more comfortable with cats. I love picking them up and holding them. I love their purring and they look so cute when they get playful.
I love my cat and how he sleeps beside my head at night.

[Graft]

Okay. I'm not clear on this threads meaning. If you mean as a pet, then dogs, ftw. If you mean as a midnight snack, I'm going to have to go cat. Nothing beats a nice, warm slice of cat at one in the morning to put you back to sleep.

I love him even though he has fleas

That's not the cats fault. You're just a horrible, horrible owner.

and she's just the cutest thing you've ever seen

Okay. Fuck you. I'm the cutest thing I've ever seen. Don't you try to put thoughts in my head. I have MTV and C&H for that.

I like both... but I guess I would consider myself more comfortable with cats. I love picking them up and holding them. I love their purring and they look so cute when they get playful.
I love my cat and how he sleeps beside my head at night.

How'd you like to trade that cat in for a sexy man? I can purr and be very playful, espicially beside your head at night.

[Gryphon]

I'd love a dog, but I live on my own and go to school full time and work part-time so I wouldn't have time to take care and train a dog and such. I have a cat because all I gotta do is clean her litter and feed her and make sure she doesn't scratch my shit.

I'm both a dog and cat person though, I just won't have a dog for a long time because cats are easier to work with on my schedule haha.

[Graft]

So basically, you're lazy.

[Gryphon]

No, basically, I have school both morning classes and nights, then rehearsals, then work, along with any gigs that come up. I'm far from lazy, I just think a dog deserves more attention than feeding it. Cats can survive only seeing their masters every so often, dogs go nuts if their gone longer than like 3 hours.

[Graft]

I was just messing around. I know exactly what you mean. I can't wait to get done with college and have a steady job so that I can get a dog. For the time being, ferrets are the best, if you can get more than one. They keep each other company, and they'll play with you whenever you do manage to get time. They just need a lil bit of room. Plus, they do some fucked up funny things.

[Dexide]

I love both cats and dogs. I like cats because they're laid back and almost self relient, but I like dogs because they're the exact opposite. I live in an area where there aren't many parks or walkways, so I've only had cats, because I'd probablty have to take a bus to get to a place where I could have a nice walk with a dog. I think that if I could walk a dog, I'd have a hard time choosing between a cat or dog. All in all, I think I like cats better though, just because they're smaller, easier to satisfy, and some can get just as attached as dogs can, so I like cats better.

[Graft]

I love both cats and dogs. I like cats because they're laid back and almost self relient, but I like dogs because they're the exact opposite.

Bipolar.

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[innerearth]

I like cats and dogs, but dogs are alot more fun.

[Dexide]

Bipolar.

Sort of, but not quite. It's just some days I'll want to go out and play, which would be good days to have a dog, but I have lazy days where I'll want to lay around, sleep, and watch T.V, which would be good days to have a cat.

[Graft]

I have just what you need.
http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm119/Graft316/catdog.jpg

[244ryan]

Dogs, because they don't scratch you so much.

[Ricette]

I like both cats and dogs. I own a cute Siamese and when I have the room, I am hoping to get a puppy, preferably a Corgie. Cute little fuckers. Though I do have a stronger preference for cats.

[Vin]

I really hate cats, they do my head in. The most boring animal ever. Now dogs, on the other hand, are always really appreciative of whatever you do for them. My dog is the laziest dog ever, he sleeps 23 hours a day, only waking to go for a walk or eat. But he's always happy to see you whatever the weather.

Conclusion; cats are evil. Dogs are man's best friend.

[Inconceivable]

Cats have way more spunk and attitude than dogs.

Dog- HOLY SHIT A BOUNCY BALL! Throw it please,please,please, oh I pooped.

Cat- Fuck off with the bouncy ball.

[tunacake]

I love dogs. The bigger the better too. I'd love to have a big ass Newfoundland dog.
http://www3.sympatico.ca/newfydog/images/cruisercarting.JPG

[Marijuana]

Dogs for sure. You can do so much more with them.
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[BlackHawK]

Why didn't you add rabbits or dragons to the poll?

dragons and serpents

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[244ryan]

I love dogs. The bigger the better too. I'd love to have a big ass Newfoundland dog.
http://www3.sympatico.ca/newfydog/images/cruisercarting.JPG


I have one and shes so lazy but loves us and almost gets hit by the car every time i drive up.

[CIHN]

i dont understand there should have been a both button on that vote...
i like them both.. theyre both great

O.o

[Finally]

I prefer Dogs but my girl makes me love cats =/

[The_Omnipotent_Shoe]

Cats.

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[kellykawaii]

I personally rather dogs but if someone offered to give me a puppy for my cat, I wouldn't even think about it.

[AnnaNemyss]

Cats are much easier to care for and are just so darn adorable. Plus you can hold a cat against you, where a dog will just kick you away :(

[MrDoctor]

I have a cat but I really want a dog. Preferably a Husky.

[Slutty McBangerton]

I'm absolutely a cat person. I have many as a pet, and I used to work in a vet where took care of the cats up for adoption. Though I love dogs, I find them much harder work to train.
I used to have the perfect dog, he was lazy and very submissive. When he passed away we got a dog with dominance issues. I love him, but he's a bit of a handful. When you try to dicipline him (like making him get off the furniture) he grows and attempts to bite. When I need to dicipline my cats, I can either spray them or make a loud noise to scare them off... and they'd never bite.
Even the feral cats I worked with were less likely to bite than my dog.

I still like dogs though.

[lobster bisque anyone?]

Cats since i've basicaly grown towards them because my parents were cat people and we never had a dog.

[El Travo]

I love dogs but I'd have to say cats for this because sometimes my dog annoys the hell out of me. My kitty cat is so cool!

[ShaunAnator]

Dogs because we arn't allowed to own anything larger than house cats.

[HappyPalooza]

Cats are pricks. Dogs are dumb and fun-loving, so dogs.

[RessXalcor]

I say dogs because puppy dogs are the shit.

[Mycroft]

I hate dogs. A dog bit my nose once, and ever since I've had a diversion (of the skin between your two nostrils), which had to be operated once already.
I'm a cat person, yeah.

[TangerineOrange]

Kitties!

[Gudizere]

Cat's, purely because I've got one called Rambo. Plus, my Dad's dog sucks ass, sleeps all day and then starts running around into your legs randomly.

[Ercoledi]

I much prefer cats, despite the fact that their grammar is lacking. I also don't have to walk the little shit.

[koots]

Cats are for single people who are very solitary and independant. Dogs are more for friendly and outgoing people. Also those who are more family orientated and enjoy looking after others.

I used to prefer cats then my bf somehow managed to convince me dogs are better.

[ShockWave]

Cats are for single people who are very solitary and independant. Dogs are more for friendly and outgoing people. Also those who are more family orientated and enjoy looking after others.
Did you get this from one of those personality quizzes on Facebook or something? Please don't tell me you judge someone's personality based on what type of pet they have. Ridiculous.

I voted for cats. My cat is pretty easy to have around, and she's friendly and quiet. I like dogs, but at the moment I have no time for a dog. I wouldn't mind having one, but they're generally a bit more work than cats. I wouldn't want to live with a untrained dog who shits in the house and eats the furniture.

[Quadros]

Dogs motherfucker. Would a cat take a bullet for you? no it fucking wouldn't, it would just sit there licking itself and hiss a bit. Cats are wank.

[junglebunny]

I don't think a dog would take a bullet either :confused:

Actually it'd probably run away after the gunshot. Dogs hate loud noises, Quadros.

[Desert]

I much prefer cats, despite the fact that their grammar is lacking. I also don't have to walk the little shit.

Can your cat/dog talk?

I like dogs because they never get tired and they're entertaining to you no matter what they're doing.

[koots]

[QUOTE=ShockWave;612762]Did you get this from one of those personality quizzes on Facebook or something? Please don't tell me you judge someone's personality based on what type of pet they have. Ridiculous.

QUOTE]

Good God no, just personal belief.

[Rob]

According to people who remove dead bodies from homes, whenever there's a case where the person died and the body remained for a while, the cat ALWAYS starts eating the body. Dogs on the other hand have been found starved to death next to their dead owners.

Dogs 4 life.

[RessXalcor]

According to people who remove dead bodies from homes, whenever there's a case where the person died and the body remained for a while, the cat ALWAYS starts eating the body. Dogs on the other hand have been found starved to death next to their dead owners.

Dogs 4 life.

Where do you get this knowledge Rob? And dogs do tend to stay exactly where their owner has died waiting for them to come back. Hachikō (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hachikō)

[Clerlic]

Cats, they're compact, self-supporting and independent.

Also, how is being eaten a bad thing?

[HelloBadger]

I like cats way more than dogs. You have to earn a cat's respect.

And I think dogs being more loyal is debatable. My cat comes to greet me everyday when I get home. =^.^=

I can't prove he wouldn't eat my remains, though. But if he did, I think such an act would be justifiable. How the hell else would he get fed if he were trapped in the house? That's called being resourceful.

I like dogs to a lesser extent. As long as they aren't overly friendly or aggressive, then they're pretty awesome too.

[RessXalcor]

I'm not saying that I would hate being eaten by a cat or anything, I still love dogs and what not. But If I end up ever buying a cat, I want it to eat me if I ever die. A dead body is as useless as a spork(except no one admits it). So really what's wrong with an animal that eats a dead person?

[Vin]

I'm not saying that I would hate being eaten by a cat or anything, I still love dogs and what not. But If I end up ever buying a cat, I want it to eat me if I ever die. A dead body is as useless as a spork(except no one admits it). So really what's wrong with an animal that eats a dead person?

Animals can eat dead people and people can eat dead animals and get away with it. But when you start eating dead people, society spits at you like cockroach.

[Mycroft]

I still don't get that.
Maybe it's because in a while, you might like it and kill people for it.

[Quadros]

I don't think a dog would take a bullet either :confused:

Actually it'd probably run away after the gunshot. Dogs hate loud noises, Quadros.

I think you're dog's just a pussy, and hence a cat. My dog would go out of its way to take a bullet for me.

[Tyler_Legrand]

Dogs, you fucking idiots.

When was the last time you saw cats with the loyalty to do this shit?:

http://www.legrandanimations.com/Dog1.jpg

http://www.legrandanimations.com/Dog2.jpg

Oh yeah, never.

[PicklestheDrummer]

Cats would do that. My cat would.

My cat, before she passed away, was very smart, she knew my moods and would comfort me when I was sad by curling up in my lap or nuzzling my face when I was crying.

I am a cat person and I voted cats, but I will say that both dogs and cats have unique personalities, just like people. So it's hard to really say "Oh, cats would eat you if you're dead and dogs most definitely wouldn't." I'm betting that the reason for that statistic is that most people who die in their home are horders. Most horders horde cats (although there was that case of 800 dogs in the doublewide) and don't/can't care for them very well so a higher percentage of people 'being eaten' by cats is just because hording cats is far far more common than dog hording.

[junglebunny]

Dogs, you fucking idiots.

When was the last time you saw cats with the loyalty to do this shit?:

http://www.legrandanimations.com/Dog1.jpg

http://www.legrandanimations.com/Dog2.jpg

Oh yeah, never.

I literally just said "aww" outloud...

[Quadros]

Cats would do that. My cat would.

My cat, before she passed away, was very smart, she knew my moods and would comfort me when I was sad by curling up in my lap or nuzzling my face when I was crying.

I am a cat person and I voted cats, but I will say that both dogs and cats have unique personalities, just like people. So it's hard to really say "Oh, cats would eat you if you're dead and dogs most definitely wouldn't." I'm betting that the reason for that statistic is that most people who die in their home are horders. Most horders horde cats (although there was that case of 800 dogs in the doublewide) and don't/can't care for them very well so a higher percentage of people 'being eaten' by cats is just because hording cats is far far more common than dog hording.

Or maybe it's because CATS SUCK.

[Lance]

I'm a cat person. Also cats are loyal too, I have been known to let my cat out for entire days and it still comes back to my doorstep. Probably has to do with something with territory, though.

Not to say I don't love dogs. I have two, both a golden retriever/collie/doberman mix. Pretty interesting stuff.

I must have been high when I wrote this. Obviously dogs. My first Golden knocked me out of the road when I was a toddler, so I wouldn't get hit by a car. Well, it'd be slightly more touching if she got hit in my place, but nonetheless, dogs forevah.

[Dunamos]

Cats are really nice and pretty, but dogs are more fun and provide more affection. Plus you can train them.

[Dunamos]

Or maybe it's because CATS SUCK. No, actually, that person has a point. Cats do know moods. When my mom devorced her first husband, her cats literally comforted her. My cat comforted me once when I was depressed.

[Mycroft]

cats are as much fun as dogs, providing you give them the attention.

Dunamos is right about that.

[Beven]

Dogs ftw!

they dont shit in boxes therefore makin an entire area smell like piss and shit

and dogs eat cats for breakfast lunch and dinner

[Mycroft]

or they run away, yelping, because the cat hissed

[hunter88888]

Cats.

[JTyorke]

UH. Dogs are waaay better and cats just have attitudes.

[zimbobimbo]

Hey, I just evened the votes - 79 each!

I am definitely a dog person, but own a cat... go figure

[Greg]

I love dogs. Theyre always happy to see you no matter what and even if you masterbate on the PC while they are resting right near you they still think your totally cool.

http://careersindia.net/puppy.jpg

[Doomgurl]

What do you like better, cats or dogs?

I like dogs.

I like both cats and dogs - but dogs like me better than cats do... i think that might be because i treat cats like dogs.....

who knew they didn't like that LOL :)

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[Subways4life]

I love cats! Cats are litter trained and don't shit in the middle of the sidewalk constantly. Cats don't need walks. Cats are intelligent in a human-like way and actually can have personalities. Cats can also be fucking hilarious. Is there a LOLDOGS.com? I don't think so.

[JoeyJoJo]

I'd like to know if there is scientific proof that cats are smarter than dogs as people seem to like to imply.

I hate cats. Apart from being slightly biased because I'm allergic to them, I've also never liked how they are aloof and always scratching. I looked after a friend's cat for a month and it used to rub against my leg when it wanted food and that's it, which is why when my friend returned the cat wouldn't come near me again. User!

Sure dogs are smellier and not all toilet trained, but they're compasionate. I like that they follow you around the house, lick you to say hello, go into an angry fit of barking when you leave, and comfort you when you're sad.

Now both sound like people but I ask you which of those two descriptions sounds more the sort you would like to be around?

[asphysciated_emus]

Cats are probably smarter than dogs are, but dogs are more lovable. I don't know what I would do if my dog Pippin died, because we raised him from a puppy and we've been through so much together. I have five dogs now (SSHHH! It's illegal where I live to have more than four) and I couldn't stand to part with any of them.

[Me,Myself And I]

I voted cats but it depends on the dogs size

[Ziggy St. Valentine]

I voted cats but it depends on the dogs size

I also like a large dog to slide up my rectum.

[Zackariah]

I love dogs, Cats belong in the river! Im joking .

[Tagman]

Well cats are really calm, but dogs bite people if they break in!

Dogs all the way!

[Maserthous]

What about both?

[Alcoholic]

Cats piss me the hell off. The only time they're intelligent is when it comes to getting their way.
Dogs are just generally happy when you're around. The trade-off is they generally smell worse, though cats always smell like fucking ammonia.

Then again, if we based caring and affection on what we smelled like after touching or petting something, nobody would ever play with girls' vaginas.

Dogs.

[Ercoledi]

It's settled, then. Gather all the cats up and meet at my place.

I'll have turps and matches supplied.

[BeneBreadstick]

Cats piss me the hell off. The only time they're intelligent is when it comes to getting their way.
Dogs are just generally happy when you're around. The trade-off is they generally smell worse, though cats always smell like fucking ammonia.

Then again, if we based caring and affection on what we smelled like after touching or petting something, nobody would ever play with girls' vaginas.

Dogs.

What kind of vagina's are you playing with?

[Ziggy St. Valentine]

What kind of vagina's are you playing with?

Stinky ones, obviously.

[Alcoholic]

Stinky ones, obviously.

These kind, indeed. The vaginas I have crossed that have had delightful aromas were few and far between. I sure was far between though :heya:

But I love dogs, and I love vaginas. I refuse to let one minor aesthetic displeasure ruin my fondness!

[veveze]

Cats are adorable. They go in a litterbox, or can even be toilet trained. They don't slobber (like dogs), they don't require a lot of attention (like dogs), you don't really have to get a sitter for them and pay extra money when you go on vacation (like dogs). They're the cheaper pet! And they're cute when they make noises, as opposed to ear-splitting, annoying barking that makes you want to take a staple-remover to your brain. Cats are superior. They're clean, pretty, soft, meow, are easy to take care of and you don't have to worry about housetraining them for the most part. And they bring you presents in the form of dead mice! So you know your house is being taken care of in the vermin department. I don't know, I find that sort of cute.

[sXeCalli]

Cats because they look better.

[Haggis McSpud]

My cat is practically my best friend, when I come home from school she comes running over for a pet and a cuddle, she sleeps in my bed, and when I have to go away for a few days she stays in my bedroom except to get food or to go pee. My dogs are pretty cool though, when I come home they get ridiculously over excited and jump on me so that I nearly fall down (and when I actually do fall down I get a thorough face licking). Therefore I like both cats and dogs, because both are loyal in their own way and both make you feel exceedingly loved when you take care of them properly.

[JohnDoe]

When I was younger I begged my parents for a dog. Finally they ended up buying a lame shitzu(sp?) Now I'd rather not have a pet at all. They're to much work and effort. :wail:

[Anchorwoman]

Even though I own a cat I am a dog person. I love my cat to bits. I just prefer how dogs tend to love you unconditionally, and are big playful buffoons.

[Warsaw]

http://www.todo-mascotas.com/wp-content/uploads/gato-bonito1.jpg

I mean, come on!

[Ercoledi]

Turn it upside down and then we'll talk.

[asphysciated_emus]

My dog died yesterday

[Ercoledi]

So I guess you're a cat person now, huh?

[stfu]

I hate cats. I think they're horrible.

[Pencil]

I like dogs better. Mostly because you can trust dogs more than cats.

[BloodFire]

Dogs. As when I was a kid some demented cat tried to shag my leg then scratched my face. Twat.

[NVM]

I dislike my cat, she's kind of a bitch.
I love my doggie though, he'd follow em across the globe if he had too.

[koots]

I dislike cats that are not declawed. Something about my hand being sliced open I just don't like. But cats before dogs.

[Bayview05]

Dogs just walk around being awesome in everything they do, while cats piss on your upholstery and cut your legs with their claws. The only obvious choice here is DOGS.

[sumwalkinspastic]

According to people who remove dead bodies from homes, whenever there's a case where the person died and the body remained for a while, the cat ALWAYS starts eating the body. Dogs on the other hand have been found starved to death next to their dead owners.

Dogs 4 life.

soooo basically dogs are retarded.

Cats - their only choice is to eat the body or hope someone randomly walks into the house and feeds them.:thup:

Dogs - they have this thing called a BARK. its pretty loud and usually it pisses people off enough to complain about it. soooo the dumbass dog decides to sit there dying of starvation rather than "speak" for an hour or 2 and save himself (and maybe even the person depending on how they died):thdown:

[MrCheesPuff212]

Its kind of hard to decide for me because i like them both

[paraskeet]

Dogs are too much work. They constantly need attention and having to be walked. Cats are just more chill and relaxed. Plus they couldn't care less if you don't pay attention to them. My mom has two dogs and if they don't get attention all the time, they freak out and whine constantly.

Cats all the way.

[Lance]

soooo basically dogs are retarded.

No, cats are just unloyal bastards.

[koots]

I really hate cats now. I moved to a house with two cats that arent declawed and I've just about taken a pair of nail clippers to their toes. Dogs beat cats out now. Dogs are also friendlier.
And as far as I know dogs don't step on a persons chest and make it hurt.

[paraskeet]

And as far as I know dogs don't step on a persons chest and make it hurt.

How fucking large is your cat?!

[koots]

He's pretty big. Like muscular big. But because he has teeny paws the weight gets consentrated into one spot and he always crawls on my boobs.

[paraskeet]

I personally love when cats make biscuits on me. It's like a mini massage.
(That little motion they do with their paws up and down.)

[koots]

I had a cat that would do that then she would also suck on the fabric while doing it and it would look like I was lactating. This was when I loved cats.

[TheHighwaySong]

I've found my weakness in ridiculously cute cats.

[PersiaScarecrow]

Dogs. They're sweeter and cuter.

[SpamMeHarder]

I like kittens, but once they're done being kittens, fuck that. I'll go buy a dog.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/181/423713528_78665a5d55.jpg?v=0

Ah, I love Robot Chicken...

[Ercoledi]

I personally love when cats make biscuits on me. It's like a mini massage.
(That little motion they do with their paws up and down.)
Dear God, I thought "making biscuits" was some horrible euphemism.

[Mr. Wink]

I used to hate cats but my girlfriends cat has got the stupidest face I have ever seen and it melted my hatred, especially when it wakes me up by licking the end of my nose and then lying between us in a ridiculous jealous cat fashion.

:EDIT: Still prefer dogs though.

[Lance]

In further news of dog's superiority.

A toddler lost in the Virginia woods was back home safe Sunday thanks to two puppies who kept him warm through a harrowing night of freezing temperatures.

Jaylynn Thorpe, 3, wandered away from his baby-sitter at 4 p.m. Friday and was missing for 21 hours as hundreds of friends, family and law enforcement officials searched for him in the thick woods of Halifax County, fearing the worst.

"The only thing we wanted to do was just keep searching until we found him," Halifax County Sheriff Stanley Noblin told reporters.

Jaylynn's frantic family knew time was not on its side.

"We didn't forget the issue that 17 degrees was almost unbearable," said his father, James Thorpe.

"People all over the State of Virginia was down there looking for that child. For a while there, one time, I didn't know whether they would find him or not," said the child's grandmother and guardian, Katherine Elliot.

Officials said the lost little boy and the two family puppies wandered up to a mile in the dark, even across a highway, but it wasn't until Saturday afternoon that members of the search team found him sitting by a tree, the two puppies nestled against him.

The little boy didn't say anything, according to rescue team member Jerry Gentry, but instead "just opened his arms up like, 'I'm ready to go.'"

"When I first saw him, he was like, 'Momma, I got cold. I slept in the woods last night. The puppies kept me warm.' He told me that ... the dogs slept up against him. And I'm sure the body heat kept him warm," said his mother, Sarah Ingram.

Billie Jo Roach, another member of the search party that found the boy, said the puppies refused to leave his side.

As the child was placed in an ambulance to be taken to a local hospital for examination, "The puppies were watching where he went.

"Where he went, they went," Roach said.

As word went out that the child was alive and well, family members cheered and cried for joy.

"Praise the Lord! Welcome home, Jaylynn!" yelled his aunt, Amy Zimmerman.

Close to 300 people from North Carolina and Virginia joined in the search to find Jaylynn.

"I love you! God bless you," Ingram told the rescue teams.

"I think I just said, 'Thank you Lord' ... for us to have another chance!" said the child's father.

The boy spent Saturday night under observation at Halifax Regional Hospital and chowed down on a double cheeseburger, a hot dog, strawberry ice cream and French fries.

Meanwhile, the furry heroes, their tails wagging, were rewarded with food.

"I definitely call this a miracle," said Noblin.

When's the last time you heard a cat do something like that? Yeah, never.

[SquidWard]

Dogs simply because I've had pet dogs since I was 1 year old and never had a cat. I don't hate cats but dogs are just more fun to teach tricks.

[grim35094]

Dogs because there loving and serve a purpose. All cats do is eat, shit, and sleep.

[Con-Con]

If anyone got the e-mail about the life of a cat and a dog they'd see cats are assholes...

[Prawnatron]

http://img18.picoodle.com/img/img18/3/2/5/t_MollyPic1m_adac08f.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/3/2/5/f_MollyPic1m_adac08f.jpg&srv=img18)

Dogs by far, I mean, look at that smile.

[Wafflez]

Most cats I've been around are boring. Dogs seem to be more comfortable around me then other people. No they don't try to hump me. At least i hope they don't >.>;;

[Savaril]

Dogs trying to hump you? Get a female dog.
Dog slobbering? Get a breed of dog that isn't one like the dog two posts above me.
Dog too large/gross? Get a dog that's small and managable.

Cat scratching up your furniture? You're fucked.
Cat being unloyal and selfish? You're fucked again.
Cat being aggressive? Once again you're fucked.

I think I like dogs

[Ziggy St. Valentine]

http://img18.picoodle.com/img/img18/3/2/5/t_MollyPic1m_adac08f.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/3/2/5/f_MollyPic1m_adac08f.jpg&srv=img18)

Dogs by far, I mean, look at that smile.

Boxers = best Dog, nay, best ANIMAL ever hands down.

[ultrasoundchick]

I currently have two of each, and have had both pretty much my whole life. If I had to pick just one, I'd say cats. Simply because I have the greatest cat ever.

[sagaplayer]

cats > dogs

[Wafflez]

What're your favorite breed of dog/cat?

Pomeranian. They're like giant puffballs.

[Fruitality]

I really want a sausage dog. They're just so cute.

Plus I'm allergic to cats so yeah.

[Idontsleep]

I prefer pet rocks.

[TiredOne]

I personally like dogs because My Grandparents used to own a cat that brings dead rodents and snakes to you and it scared the crap out of me when I first saw it. Thats not all, the cat brought a dead mice near my head when I was asleep.

[pepin]

CATS FTW!!!

they are so... easy to rape :gj:

dogs sometiemes bark way too much for you to rape them, so its harder for you to do it before someone discover you. They are still sexy though :wink:

[Sonozaki]

Cats. They are so soft and clean. Every dog I have ever met is smelly and disgusting. Ugh...

[RedDawn]

Doggy's rock! Puppies are awesome. Big dogs scare me. Lawl.

Cat's doodoo stink.

[Remote]

Dogs.