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Mango
03-12-2008, 3:37 PM
So my mother asked me to use my computer expertise to craft her a business card...this involved me drawing a feather duster.

I emailed her the business card with the duster I drew, which looks like this:
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/5784/dusrwo8.png

She emailed me back asking me to make it look less like a penis.




I emailed her back with this attached in place of the business card.
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/8749/oopsbj6.png

Think she will? :D
Ox
03-12-2008, 4:59 PM
Do I think your mum would find a phallic feather duster humorous? What the fuck kind of a question is that to ask a group of strangers on the internet?!
Godly
03-12-2008, 5:01 PM
She'll either find it funny, or ground you. Depending on how old you are, I guess.

That is a pretty phallic looking feather duster you have there though.
Matterialize
03-12-2008, 5:04 PM
Boy, that feather duster sure is penis-y.
PyroOwned
03-12-2008, 5:38 PM
The first duster was really good, and I liked the joke on the second. Phallic objects are awesome.
Mango
03-12-2008, 5:56 PM
I'm 18, at college, have a good relationship with my mom....one good enough that we can joke about this. I think. :D

Plus I'm a girl so I think that helps. Maybe.
Kamazy
03-12-2008, 7:01 PM
Think she will? :D

I doubt that.

Plus I'm a girl so I think that helps. Maybe.

Quite the opposite. If you were a guy it might be a case of "boys will be boys", but as a girl i don't think your mom would like you sending her pictures of penises. Maybe she will think it's funny, the text does explain it...


I just as hell loved it, but i don't know if she is a 19 year old crazy person.

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Also, i think you may have just create one of the best inversions ever. I bet they'll call him dusty.
HappyPalooza
03-12-2008, 7:20 PM
Is the second one a rocket penis of some sort?
Dan
03-12-2008, 7:27 PM
my goodness, the second one is just the best phallic symbol I've seen in awhile. I'm sure she'll be amused.
Casalen
03-12-2008, 8:02 PM
Rocket Penis... I love that name. Maybe a band name... for one that I won't be in.
Tyler_Legrand
03-12-2008, 8:08 PM
Or you could have granted your mother's request and made it look less like a penis
Derelict
03-12-2008, 10:14 PM
I'm 18, at college, have a good relationship with my mom....one good enough that we can joke about this. I think. :D

Plus I'm a girl so I think that helps. Maybe.

Is she hot?
JW
03-13-2008, 1:43 AM
I reckon the first one looks like a flower. Maybe that's just me.
iGavin
03-14-2008, 5:23 AM
Ha! Stupid bitch! The first one looked nothing like a penis.
The second, phallic penis-like one looks like it's popping out at me.
Seeing as your mom implied the resemblance to penises first, I think she might get it. She seems kinda laid back.
Knight of Cydonia
03-14-2008, 6:20 AM
I laughed so hard at the second one. I reckon she won't get angry at you.
Mango
03-14-2008, 11:16 PM
She thought it was funny, asked if my boyfriend posed for it (No, Mom, geeeezzzzz...).

:D

Glad you guys enjoyed it too!
HappyPalooza
03-15-2008, 1:15 AM
You and your mother are too close.
Mango
03-15-2008, 2:28 AM
Yeah, living with an abusive father can do that to a mom and daughter.
Assassin
03-15-2008, 6:13 AM
:indiff:
iGavin
03-15-2008, 1:17 PM
:eyespop: Jesus.
Ghoulz
03-15-2008, 1:38 PM
Yeah, living with an abusive father can do that to a mom and daughter.

:gtfo:





:bangkill:
John Travolta
03-15-2008, 1:38 PM
Yeah, living with an abusive father can do that to a mom and daughter.

:indiff:
iFuchue
03-15-2008, 4:07 PM
I'm so very sorry, Mango!

Well, I'm glad that you guys can laugh together and whatnot.
Kamazy
03-15-2008, 7:10 PM
Yeah, living with an abusive father can do that to a mom and daughter.

That's tough.
:gtfi: Mibba We'd love to have you.
I_Smell
03-15-2008, 8:00 PM
It would probably look alot more like a dick if you'd have focused on drawing a dick from the start :mmyes:
Mango
03-16-2008, 1:17 PM
Perhaps you guys can't take a joke? (Referring to my last post...)
Triple J
03-20-2008, 4:26 PM
Sarcasm usually doesn't work on internet forums where a bunch of people who have no Idea who you are.

By the way I love how it turned out. You mother can dust for me anytime.http://www.websmileys.com/sm/cool/087.gif
Ghoulz
03-21-2008, 10:36 PM
Oh i get it. It's a Penis!






but really what did she say?
El Travo
03-21-2008, 10:38 PM
The suspence is killing me, did you mommy laugh out loud?

Wow, how does the first one look like a penis? Your mom must be thinking bad thoughts...
Mango
03-22-2008, 12:55 AM
She thought it was funny, asked if my boyfriend posed for it (No, Mom, geeeezzzzz...).

:D

Glad you guys enjoyed it too!
:)
Ghoulz
03-22-2008, 1:30 AM
So...your mom is pretty cool.


*Waits for "Your Mom" jokes*
Tyler_Legrand
03-22-2008, 2:36 AM
YOUR MUM is not as cool as Relaps's dad.