Unlimited Money

[BlackHood]

Being amazingly materialistic I have a list of "ultimate possessions" I'd like to own if money was no object.

Post your lists!

Mine:

-Island in the Bahamas £2.6m
-Princess 90MY Super-Yacht £12m
-Cessna Citation Jet £35m
-A few houses around the world, each with Runways £10m Each

Total: approximately £80,000,000

[gordanthefree]

A super computer
Robs site
Computer Games
A girlfriend

[Shadowpriest]

A girlfriend

Yeah, because going after a special girl just isnt worth it anymore. Lets get a whore. :indiff:

My list is constantly changing over really small things, you can expect these things to be on my list for a couple weeks at most:

- A new Assasin's Creed CD (scratched, clumsy sisters :argh:)
- A new CoD 4 CD (same thing, clumsy me :argh:)

[El Travo]

-A car
-My own private jet that flies everywhere for free
-explolololol

[gordanthefree]

Yeah, because going after a special girl just isnt worth it anymore. Lets get a whore. :indiff:

My list is constantly changing over really small things, you can expect these things to be on my list for a couple weeks at most:

- A new Assasin's Creed CD (scratched, clumsy sisters :argh:)
- A new CoD 4 CD (same thing, clumsy me :argh:)

You dumb clumsy fuck

ADDING: assasins creed, sounds like a good game
a james bond car with all those cool gadgets

[BlackHood]

I'm starting to realise how materialistic/large-scale my ambitions are!

[BurgerKueen]

I agree with a private jet, I'm sick of all these delayed and cancelled flights and waiting in line. Especially when flying internationally (have to do it every 2 months).
A house on the beach, not sure where exactly.
A hybrid Honda car, probably Accord.
Clothes, clothes and more clothes. And shoes. Yes I'm a girl.
VIP tickets to all concerts.

That's all I can think of now. I guess they're all pretty common wishes, except the private jet maybe.

[redbayredneck]

-A Ford F-650 pickup truck
-More money to pay for diesel
-A large area of land
-Private Helicopter
-Fleet of Fire trucks

I know they're not what most people would want, but having all these would make me extremely happy.

[gordanthefree]

A genie

[Maserthous]

EVERTHING

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[Clerlic]

Just the money, a huge pile of money on which I can sit and die!

[Oofie]

Private jet that runs on a renewable and environmentally friendly fuel, with a friendly pilot.

Villa in Italy

Apartment in central London

Mini cooper

[CheesePlease]

Zombies.

[MKY]

Mars
Intruments
a jet
a torture chamber for my enemies

[Ziggy St. Valentine]

Henchmen, lots and lots of evil henchmen to do my bidding.

[Mr. Crow]

I'd buy Dracula's castle, and Explosm.

That's right, I'd buy Explosm. Just to get into the elite forum again.

[Quadros]

Henchmen, lots and lots of evil henchmen to do my bidding.

A-FUCKING-HEM

-Costumes for my already budding band of henchmen
-furnishing my secret volcanic base
-more henchmen
-shark pool
-sharks
-water for shark pool
-nuclear weapons.
-One of those fancy up links that lets me just talk to the white house.
-An actual gun, with actual bullets, which actually fucking works for when bond/austin powers/Chuck Norris turns up. I don't fuck about.

[Sniperfire]

An impenetrable fortress built into Ayers rock.
A missile shield.
Countless weapons, tanks, jets, and all that shit.
Powered armor.
Kusanagi-no-Tsurugi.
A time machine.
And many, MANY more!

[MissRAWR]

-A nice place to live
-An ooberly nice car
-Nice cars for my family (I guess :lol:)

This is all I can think of right now lol

[Pieman]

All the gold in the world. So that I infact hold the worlds economy. Also, everything that exists, and I'd probably buy my way into scientology. Just for fun.

[gordanthefree]

EVERTHING

even those fucking fat ugly desperate chicks?

A pie, to throw in Maserthous face.

[GenericInsanity]

-A custom Haynes Flute, made of platinum and gold.
-Tuition/ Board for NYU so I could go there.
-A nicer house for my family.
-A Porsche Carrera GT
-A good computer.

Other than that, with unlimited money I'd do the obvious things first... like pay of the existing mortgage on the parents house, and nice cars for my family as well. But that stuff is no fun to mention in my "list"

[Ziggy St. Valentine]

A-FUCKING-HEM

-Costumes for my already budding band of henchmen
-furnishing my secret volcanic base
-more henchmen
-shark pool
-sharks
-water for shark pool
-nuclear weapons.
-One of those fancy up links that lets me just talk to the white house.
-An actual gun, with actual bullets, which actually fucking works for when bond/austin powers/Chuck Norris turns up. I don't fuck about.

Your henchmen are lame, mine will be so much more awesome!

[stfu]

-Ziggys henchmen

[Kenneh]

A slave.

[kkhan]

I'd buy,

- a super computer
- a farm to grow my own food on
- an oil rig
- a private island
- and this. (http://abcnews.go.com/Business/popup?id=2835048&contentIndex=1&start=false&page=15)

[satansick]

Afrika

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[MrDoctor]

-Alaska
-Private jet
-Super computer house
-Microsoft stocks
-Army
-Sweet Snipers
-every game for 360
-Time machine
-Crazy arsenal of guns

[SuEsq]

Wally 118
Maserati GranTurismo for a daily driver
Porsche Carrera GT
Porsche Cayenne Turbo
BMW M3 Sedan
Couple hundred acres to biuld a community of homes on for friends and family and a bunch of mini coopers for everyone with a full sized race track; probably a replica od Laguna Seca.
My pilots licence and then a leerjet, Gulfstream V.
Open a dive shop.
Own a boutique full of fine lingerie and shoes.
Own a private chef.

i have to stop, im getting horny.

[CharlieH]

That's right, I'd buy Explosm. Just to get into the elite forum again.

Thats the saddest thing i've heard since i attempted to become a mod. Really, whats so great about the EF?

Anywho. I guess i'd pay off my parents mortgage, and give as much money as need to get my dads business going. Then i'd probably go expensive backpacking. Y'know. The kind with a limitless credit card in your back pocket.

[Imthedriver]

I actually have quite a list.

-a Dodge Viper
-A McLaren F1
-An exact replica of the White House on a million acre ranch
-Howard Stern
-3 Private jets
-4 Mercedes-benz's doesn't matter the model
-Sony the whole company
-and Harvard for my children

[Kashew]

Azerbaijan. I don't know why, but I want that country so bad...

But, besides that, I'd like:

The Toronto Maple Leafs
AC Milan
Gulfstream 5, fully loaded
BMW X5 Le Mans
A nice sized house on a quiet, private lake in the Adirondacks, near Saratoga
An island with a runway and house in the Turks and Caicos
Enough extra cash to keep my family financially secure and comfortable for my and their entire lives

[biohazardous]

A laptop, Playstation 3, Camaro, and the internet.

[Savvy]

I'd buy an island and turn it into a prison like in Escape from New York.

[Quadros]

Your henchmen are lame, mine will be so much more awesome!

You just called like half of SPAME lame.

[Dresden]

-Unlimited video games.
-A huge house with a huge library and a garden somewhere in Ireland
-All the coolest frickin' clothes, including a kickass Renaissance Faire costume. Maybe some cosplay costumes. Yes. I'm just that nerdy.

There's more but I don't feel like making a complete list.

[Dabamash]

I would buy my list of favourite cars, a massive mansion on my own island, a helicopter (with flying lessons...), a big boat, super computer, lots of cool gadgets, all the new 3rd gen consoles and games, erm...etc.

[Dauntasa]

I would create a machine specificly designed to pollute the enviroment, and ride my flying pollution fortress through a major city. Then I would laugh at the puny mortals as they ran from the toxic waste and smog I was spouting into the air.

[Dabamash]

I think somebody has already created one...

[Dauntasa]

I think somebody has already created one...

Yeah, but mine would be better. Also, I bet that one isn't called the "Flying Pollution Fortress".

[Ziggy St. Valentine]

I would create a machine specificly designed to pollute the enviroment, and ride my flying pollution fortress through a major city. Then I would laugh at the puny mortals as they ran from the toxic waste and smog I was spouting into the air.

Captain Planet would kill you.

[CasinoCloudz]

Unlimited Money you say

Id pay you all 1 billion dollars a day to be my slaves

and id pay 1 billion for every home in the world and id travel the earth like vacation hehe

[Redelle]

- a Harem of Men... The sexiest men on the planet.

-The best computer in the world.

- I would put money into research for cyborgs so I can be half cyborg.

- Research for cloning Tasmanian tigers and unicorns.

- An Island where I would fly out celebrities and people I hate and hunt them.

- Make a musical of my life.

- Find all my past bosses and torture them.

- I would somehow acquire the ability to speak to animals and order them to destroy the cities.

- I would ride a modified wolf/worg. like in WoW.

- I would become the new dictator of China and USE the nuclear weapons.

- I would make it so that men do not have the right to vote.

- I would make it so that men can get pregnant just as easily as women.

- I would make a reality show where the idea is to force feed models until they get so fat they hate themselves so much they kill themselves... (hey its a bit morbid but alot of women feel that way due to models)

- I would make the creators of the OC watch their own show over and over until their eyes bleed.

- I'd buy a Leopard Tank and go GTA style. (i.e listen to 99 balloons by Lena whilst blowing up people and pissing off police...)

Hmmm I think that is it... Um World Domination?

[Smelz]

That's a tricky one, once I bought a bunch of random shit I would probably focus and buy:

-My own Island, preferably somewhere hot but I don't know how many islands are available to buy.

-My own jet to get to said island

-A spaceship and go to space (to look at my island)

-Fast car, good looking car, comfy car, big car, small car, remote controlled car

-love

[Stellaluna]

-A castle somewhere in England complete with a moat and drawbridge.
-My own private zoo.
-A small house filled with mini-furniture for my cats.
-A "library" of every decent movie ever produced (not alphabetized so I could drive my boyfriend nuts until his OCD made him organize it).
-A paintball course.
-A closet the size of my current house filled with all clothes I've ever desired.
-A perfect body.

This is just for starters, of course.

[Marijuana]

Evrything that I can think of. If it all has to be in once:

Madagascar.
Plane/jet.
Cruise ship.
Hot women.
100 kilos of Marijuana. So I can last till death.

[Random_Hero]

Happine- oh, wait.

[Ricette]

Hm..
I would give my dad enough for him to not have to work again and can get out of the Section 8 housing he lives in out in Nebraska
I'd buy my mom that house shes been coveting
Pay full way through college
My own place so I can get the fuck away from mother
Finally get the Harley I've been drooling over for years.
Books.
Go out to Cali to see little James like I promised the kid I would.
And finally get my ass out of the country for a vacation.

[SuEsq]

Wow, thats refreshing. Seriously that's the nicest thing anyones put down so far.
I'm guilty of being a materialistic whore and listing islands and owning human lives and shit.

[Pieman]

I'm guilty of being a materialistic whore and listing islands and owning human lives and shit.
So in other words, you didn't bullshit when you answered.

[SuEsq]

NO!Well kinda, maybe, basically..yea.

[Ricette]

Wow, thats refreshing. Seriously that's the nicest thing anyones put down so far.
I'm guilty of being a materialistic whore and listing islands and owning human lives and shit.

I was raised to help others then myself. Though I suppose if I wanted to I could be a materialistic whore, but It doesn't sound appealing.

[kemyhair]

-All weapons conveniently placed so i can reach them
-Video game comoany
-Jupiter(Yes, I know it's uinhabitable)
-women
-And half of Earth

[fisdunctional]

I would buy spame, that way I could un-nerd myself. :patriot: Then I would buy my own cessna, and A gigantic mansion up in the mountains so I could become a massive ski bum.

[Peetz]

The first thing I'd have to do is pay back the government for the education I almost completed and the bills I've never been able to pay. And then give a shit load to all of my friends/family because it wouldn't be any fun being rich if my posse lived in squalor. Once that was done, yeah, I'd probably go everywhere I could with everyone I know,, hire a staff so I can be lazy, and I'd REALLY like to have my own movie theater...and ferrets, I love ferrets. I'd really also like to own an arcade on the boardwalk of the Jersey Shore. Free Skeeball for everyone. Other than the basics of living nicely ( a big house, nice car, vacations and franchising rights) I'd probably do the most I could to help other people. Help people get to college, afford to eat, that kind of thing. And I'm really not bullshitting because I've come to realize, if Paris Hilton (or any other of those skeezy bitches) were to give me her shoe budget for a year, I could probably live happily for the rest of my life. I don't ever want to be that selfish.

[Itachi0970]

Everything.

[retard]

nice houses
boats
some islands
usa (they have it coming)
some robots to teathe me they dance moves
hencemen
more hencemen
so person folling me and saying "dam" when i click my finges

errrmm


some hats

a spell book that works





errrm

wolves
dragons

tahts all for now



FOR NOW

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[frescoSteph]

I'd have a plane I could take everywhere. I'd have a few houses in all the states/countries I wanted. And I'd buy my mom anything she ever asked for. I'd also make my boyfriend do stuff for me. haha.

[RMF]

Pie!
And some cake would do too.. But pie is the most important!

And if someone else has got acquired the amazing.. Pie! I would probably buy the Internetz.

[244ryan]

-Someone to do all my work for me.
-Have a thrown with a bunch of people bowing and saying "Your rich!"
-And id invest in a load of Google, Pepsi, Coke, and Verizon stock!
-And go to the moon!
-O and anything I damn well please.

[AnnaNemyss]

Pie!
And some cake would do too.. But pie is the most important!
I'm sorry, the pie is mine.

I'd hire some scientists and have them build a space center.
I'd also make those scientists work their asses off some more and finally make hover cars and time traveling possible.
I would make Tom Green my personal secretary and only receive calls from mudclipers.
And finally, make all my video game, music and movie ideas come to reality.

Or maybe I'll just open up a small chain of kiosk and sell only pastries :|

[Vin]

I'd buy everything (http://renditions.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/everything.jpg). And destroy it. (That's what all the bad guys aspire to do in the flicks. And bad guys (http://www.gamerevolution.com/oldsite/games/pc/strategy/evil_genius_drevil.jpg) always win :facts:.)

[FlamingPeanuts]

I'd buy a giant flying airbase in the shape of a pie.

[Asdf]

I would get every single video game I was interested in, along with the consoles, and never be bored again. I would also probably get like a huge kick-ass base and I'd make tons of rivals and have a fun time defending myself and kicking people's asses.

Also, like a while ago, when I think it was Dave, posted a topic about what he would do if he ruled the world or something, and he would make the TV show where all the morons of the world are in a mansion and it's on TV so everybody else could see how retarded and stupid they are, yet they could flip them off at will.

[Me,Myself And I]

I would get all game consoles and the games that I like,
A huge mansion on an island (that i own) near New Zealand,
A five hundred billion dollars for if I think of anything else.:chriz:

[Skalhob]

A very, very big wallet.

[Haggis McSpud]

I wouldn't do anything specific with my money, I'd just go out and buy all my friends a drink at the bar, and would buy a spiffy new suit for the homeless guy in our town, complete with a walking cane and a tophat, and give him like £10 million to spend on whatever he wanted.
Screw that actually, I would invest all my money on taking homeless people, buying them all spiffy outfits and make a little army of smartly dressed hobos to do my bidding.

[Joey101]

Basically: All the best musical instruments, all the best CDs, All the best technologies, all the best vehicles, a new house, etc. When one can get anything, one will get everything.

Specifically: A Monette trumpet (10 grand) and the highest quality F horn I can find (probably around 5-7 grand). (those are the only thing's I've thought about, really).

As a side note, I've noticed people seem to be misunderstanding the thread... it is for what you would do if money was no object. Money doesn't buy love, and money can't let you talk to animals, etc. Just an observation.

[Krabby]

even those fucking fat ugly desperate chicks?

A pie, to throw in Maserthous face.

I'll buy that one for you.

And yeah, pretty much what everyone else said.

Nice cars, a yaught, villa's, a jet, etc. An island would be cool.

Nothing that unique.

[Hawke]

If I had unlimited money I'd buy world obviously.

[JohnDoe]

I would buy an exotic pet, like a lama or an emu.

[Lag]

Bary the entire world with infinite metal coins.

[Ercoledi]

I would by a poker machine and play it constantly, eventually recycling my money.

It's better than real gambling because if I lose, I can just open up the machine and to go McDonald's.

[Pelican Man]

You just called like half of SPAME lame.

Henchman representin'.

I'd want;
-Gibson Les Paul, with custom graphics and fret inlays.
-Gibson Explorer, also with custom graphics and fret inlays.
-New pickups and a recoat on my Edwards custom guitar. Also mess with the action.
-A couple of sweet looking Flying V/B.C. Rich/Warwick guitars. Just so anyone visiting me would want to play them instead of the guitars I like.
-A custom built Cort steel string acoustic.
-A couple of really good nylon string acoustics with pickups.
-Fender Deluxe P-Bass Special.
-Cort Artisan bass, maybe custom built.
-Gibson (or maybe Epiphone) Explorer bass.
-Mesa Boogie heads and cabs for my basses and guitars.
-Straps and wall stands for all of them.
-Lifetime supply of guitar picks.
Now for the non-music shit;
-Dodge Viper. Booyah.
A laptop that actually works.
A nice house.
The "With a shirt like this, who needs pants?" Snorgtees girl.

[B33]

Probably I would buy a bunch of houses, all one mile apart, with a runway for my private jet. I would buy all of Europe and all of the state of California. I would form a super nation and take over all of my neighboring countries. If any dared fight back I would just buy the countries. And then i would rule the world and get everything for free.

[Chaplin]

Probably I would buy a bunch of houses, all one mile apart, with a runway for my private jet. I would buy all of Europe and all of the state of California. I would form a super nation and take over all of my neighboring countries. If any dared fight back I would just buy the countries. And then i would rule the world and get everything for free.
I'd blow up your nation with nuclear bombs and then rape your women, burn your houses and then bury all of California in money.

[B33]

I'd blow up your nation with nuclear bombs and then rape your women, burn your houses and then bury all of California in money.

You would not of been able to because I would have bought you and your bombs.

[Cyan]

I'm pretty sure I would just get a big ass tv, and an extremely good laptop, stationary pc and mac. Then whatever game I'd want to try out.

Oh, and then I'd buy all clothes in my country(or just all the shops..) and stop all sales of clothes. Then watch after a few years when people starts panicking that they're running out of clothes. Fuck yes, I'm a genious.

[MrCheesPuff212]

I would buy:
-Every web site in the world
-Every TV station
-Plus I would even get HOT super models

[Chaplin]

Then I'd build a time machine, go back in time and kill you as soon as you were born B33. You can't win this game.

[B33]

Then I'd build a time machine, go back in time and kill you as soon as you were born B33. You can't win this game.

You could not because I would own every time machine in the Universe.

And I own the Universe too.

Just thought I should add that.

[Chaplin]

You can't own the universe. Damn, you're stupid.

[B33]

You can't own the universe. Damn, you're stupid.

Ok, that one was a little far fetched, but I would own every time machine.

[Ziggy St. Valentine]

If I had unlimited money I'd put a hit out on B33.

[Chaplin]

If I had unlimited money I'd put a hit out on B33.
Oo! OoooO! I wanna help with that too! Think about it, if we put our money together, we'd have infinite money x2!! We could have a pigeon shit on him and then have a sniper kill him.

[B33]

Oo! OoooO! I wanna help with that too! Think about it, if we put our money together, we'd have infinite money x2!! We could have a pigeon shit on him and then have a sniper kill him.

Wait... this argument is dumb, if we all had unlimited money then the economy would bomb, and everything would cost, like infinite money.

[Ziggy St. Valentine]

Yeah but we could still have you shot. Which would solve alot of problems.

[B33]

Yeah but we could still have you shot. Which would solve alot of problems.

But where would you get the infinite money and the hitman would probably...you know what, this is lame. I am leaving.

[Ziggy St. Valentine]

Thank Christ for that.

[Ercoledi]

Ok, that one was a little far fetched, but I would own every time machine.
I can do this right now with the change in my pockets, and I'm not even wearing pants.

You're saying owning time machines isn't far fetched? :confused:

[Ercoledi]

Here is a post that is of the double variety. Please be to delete it!

[water-mouse]

I would by a house right on the beach and one in the country with my own garden and small amount of animals(including a goat).
Then give like a billion dollars to greenpeace.
A cottage in France and one in Italy.
Then get people to invent teleportation devices that only I knew existed and people I decided to tell.
And then get a jet.
Give a billion dollars to world vision.
Get toyota to finish those cars that breathe in pollution and give out clean air.
Shopping Spree!

[Tweek]

I'd buy everything.

[Ziggy St. Valentine]

I'd buy the biggest dildo ever.

[Chaplin]

How much money do you think a man would chop off his dick for?

[Ziggy St. Valentine]

No real man would ever chop his dick off.

[Ercoledi]

Every man has a price.

[Cyan]

Not unless you ask him to commit suicide.

[lafuriaroja]

I would buy every single illegal drug (cocaine, crack, heroine, ect.) and put them in a remote location. All those drugs would be all in my possesion and no one else but me will know the location.I'll also have all the natural componets that you use to make those drugs as well. Then, I would give all the druggies in the world and unlimited supply of gagets, maps, vehicles, and so on to try and locate the drugs all while having specially advance robots with video cameras to record their voyage, in their quest to find the "Mountain of Drugs" and I'll make a TV show out of it. Once someone has found the drugs, he can have all he wants until he overdoses, then burn the rest.

(Also note that I would only destroy what I consider bad drugs. I wouldn't get rid of drugs for medication, or common drugs like alcohol, tobacco, and pot.)

I'll also have:
-A villa in Valencia,Spain.
-White rednecks as my slaves.
-Black people as the slave owners to the white slaves.
The black people won't do any real work, just have a huge whip and yell at the white people to work faster.
-Hot women as my maids.
-Just about every cool and exotic car.
-Arsenal FC and Valencia CF.
-Pay off FIFA so that I can chose were the World Cup is staged every four years.
-Yosemite National Park, California
-A Private Jet.

[Pelican Man]

But where would you get the infinite money and the hitman would probably...you know what, this is lame. I am leaving.

You act as if the hitman would want a lot of money for killing you. I'm sure if I were a hitman, and you were the evil dictator you plan to be, I'd be happy to kill you for free, if need be.

Oh, and then I'd buy all clothes in my country(or just all the shops..) and stop all sales of clothes. Then watch after a few years when people starts panicking that they're running out of clothes. Fuck yes, I'm a genious.

Ah. Glorious, glorious irony.

[Cyan]

Ah. Glorious, glorious irony.

Fuck you, and in my defense, I did look at the word twice because I thought it was spelled wrong.

EDIT: Fuck again, I don't know if defense is with "defence" instead. Or if it's both.

[Hats of!]

I would want to pay the government to go at war against Denmark. It's now or never.

[Pelican Man]

Fuck you, and in my defense, I did look at the word twice because I thought it was spelled wrong.

Still, it's hilarious.

EDIT: Fuck again, I don't know if defense is with "defence" instead. Or if it's both.

I'm pretty sure it's an American/British thing, much like practise/practice. I think the c's are the British, and the s' are American. I use the British.

[tesssss]

An apartment with heaps of awesome stuff in it, lots of cars, several companies and holiday houses.

[stfu]

I would buy a friend.

[kayaspacejar]

Cheese Fries & Two-piece Chicken meal.

[BloodFire]

I'd get
1. A Mansion
2. A crap old warehouse and convert it into a nightclub.
3.Dodge Viper
4. A lot of weed
5. A New Bong
Then I'd
6. Give some to charity
7. Buy something cool for all my friends.
8. Get something nice for my girlfriend

[Desert]

R1, R2, L1, R2, Up right down left up right down left. You're motherfucking welcome.

[B33]

R1, R2, L1, R2, Up right down left up right down left. You're motherfucking welcome.

I agree.

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[Mr.Monday]

Probably some Jell-o.. And maybe socks too... I always lose those. And a Porsche Boxster.

[Mirrorman]

I would probably buy everything and anything I'd get my hands on.

[raymond920]

Souls!


no seriously, i'll buy a car, a house, well a life. Yeah.. sums it up. The good life, like in a tropical island that i own., And ill buy poor people too!

[B33]

Seriously, I would buy a nice mansion and put in a lot of investments.
I would make sure my friends and family have nice lives and don't need to financially worry ever again.
I would also hire a guy to slap me whenever I act like a rich snob

[CAP_Cadet]

Private jet that runs on a renewable and environmentally friendly fuel, with a friendly pilot.


Mini cooper

I'm friendly and I'm a pilot!! :D
Go for a Mini S, much better, trust me.

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[SomethingWitty]

Underwear.
The internet.

[El Zilcho]

-A nice house in California
-buy my way into Yale
-and an Aston Martin DB9
http://www.automedia.com/NewCarBuyersGuide/photos/2005/Aston%20Martin/DB9/Convertible/2005_AstonMartin_DB9_ext_1.jpg

[DieHard]

-Get an AR-15 and an AK47 and never shoot the AK.
-Get enough 1911 pistols to make a bed out of and make the blankets out of Mosin Nagants.
-The Pillow is made of .45ACP
-Buy Explosm.net and delete it

[LaPhBu]

-Buy a computer that can play anything
-Upgrade my internet.
-Buy the essentials, car, house and all that shit.
-Buy House, all the seasons.

[pranshee]

I would go on every single penis enlargement add and then see which ones worked and which didn't. The ones that didn't work, I would have removed.

Second, buy myself an island. NO TAX BIATCH!

Buy out world of warcraft just to see the asians die a little inside

[ultrasoundchick]

Pay bills. Then buy an island in the caribbean. Build a large home there, then move my closest family and friends there too. After all that was done, I'd sit on the beach and drink pina coladas all day everyday. When I got tired of island life, I'd travel around the world.

[bobbinter]

If money were no object,
i would like nothing.

Maybe a cat.

[mactroll]

1. BUYPOWER Gamer Supreme 969i Core i7 Extreme 965(3.20GHz) 12GB DDR3 2TB NVIDIA GeForce GTX 295 Windows Vista Ultimate 64-bit - Retail (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16883227144)

2. ThinkPad X Series X300(64771UU) Intel Core 2 Duo SL7100 LV(1.2GHz) 13.3" Wide XGA+ 4GB Memory 64GB SSD HDD DVD±R/RW Intel GMA X3100 NoteBook - (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834146456)

3. ARCHOS 7 7" 160GB MP3 / MP4 Player (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16855501029)


4. NOKIA E90 Communicator Unlocked Dark 3G WCDMA CellPhone - Retail (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16875205109)

5. ABS Plastic and Fabric Gaming Chair - OEM (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16800995019&Tpk=gaming%20chair)

[Weirdusername]

Make my own movies.

[Astronaut]

A bunch of incredible suits, a house, an alligator pool, nice car and enough money to do what I wanted the rest of my life. Could be done on a budget of a couple million.

[ambndms]

Time Misheen definitely :P

[Beep]

Happiness.

Oh and an island shaped like a skull equipped with henchmen and crocodile pits.

[ChuckNorris]

Shower of coins.
The General Lee
Ferrari
Kick-ass arcade system
All video-games ever.
Awesome house.
Then id retire with all my money!

[kinghaigy]

Id have to have the following:

- A Samurai sword
- A Huge Castle surrounded by a big stone wall
- Helicopter
- Microlight
- Airstrip just outside my Castle walls.
- A lake around my Castle
- F-22 Raptor
- Huge TV For my house
- Gigabit internet connection.
- Barret .50 caliber sniper rifle
- Private Jet

[krayzie]

-a nice house for me and my girlfriend
-a lamborghini murcielago lp670
-tons of my favorite beer
-many many toys for my dog x)

[WoeStorm]

I'd buy a suit of armor and a mansion.

[Lextreme]

- A mansion so I can move out.
- A nicer car.
- Johnny Depp, so he can stand there and look pretty. :hmm:
- I'd go clothes shopping.
- I'd probably give my friends jobs to do stupid shit to entertain me (nevermind, they do that for free).
- A bunch of german shepherds. :hmm:
- A polar bear.
- AND I would pay scientists to bring back a dinosaur so I could keep it as a pet. :smug:

[Mr. Wink]

I'd buy a new van.