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Who the fuck buys these over-priced, retarded shirts because they say the same thing that Will Ferrel or someone from The Office said?
How special needs do you have to be to think that you are funny, because you paid 20 bucks to wear a quote from a movie that someone else wrote, someone else performed and everyone has seen?
Examples:
http://www.snorgtees.com/images/ShakeAndBake_Fullpic_1.gif
No, actually it happened quite some time ago in a Will Ferrel movie, but well done you for remembering it.
http://www.snorgtees.com/images/60PercentOfTheTime_Fullpic_1.jpg
http://www.snorgtees.com/images/IAmMcLovin_Fullpic_1.jpg
No you're fucking not, you're a talentless douche, who thinks they're funny because they remember something funny someone else said!
http://www.snorgtees.com/images/BigDeal_Fullpic_2.jpg
Ironically, you can assume safely that anyone wearing this shirt is entirely not a big deal.
http://www.snorgtees.com/images/ThatsWhatSheSaid_Fullpic_1.gif
What did she say, hmm? Was it "OH MY GOD, I REMEMBER THAT GUY IN THE OFFICE SAYING THAT, YOU'RE SO FUNNY, LETS FUCK!" I bet it wasn't.
http://www.snorgtees.com/images/ILoveLamp_Fullpic_1.gif
http://www.snorgtees.com/images/AssistantToTheRegionalManager_Fullpic_1.gif
If you laughed at any of these tshirt designs, you can safely assume that I hate you.
Snorg is crap.
Threadless (http://www.threadless.com/catalog/page,19/viewall,1) is the funny t-shirt way to the future!
Unfortunately I lack the capital or know-how to print t-shirts with my own sayings on them. And even if I did, the humour would be lost as I doubt anybody will get an in-joke that I alone am privy to.
But nice rant nonetheless.
See, those actually appear to be original and aesthetically pleasing designs. That, I have no problem with. However, if they were to plaster "I'M IN A GLASS CAGE OF EMOTION!" over the front, I'd want to kick them in the tits.
Will Ferrel jokes get old quick anyway, so I don't understand why you would buy a shirt either.
SHHHHH! They sponsor this site!
Mr Anorexia
04-04-2008, 7:10 AM
Hey, at least they've stopped quoting Napolean Dynamite.
Ya know who buys those shirts? Teen agers who think they are funny....
Basically the spame forum.
TangerineOrange
04-04-2008, 7:16 AM
Will Ferrel jokes get old quick anyway, so I don't understand why you would buy a shirt either.
I could not agree more.
MistyTehMoose
04-04-2008, 7:19 AM
Snorg is crap.
Threadless (http://www.threadless.com/catalog/page,19/viewall,1) is the funny t-shirt way to the future!
Threadless are awesome. I back this up 100 %
CheesePlease
04-04-2008, 7:30 AM
I see these being sold everywhere but I've never seen anyone wearing one.
opn4bzns
04-04-2008, 7:35 AM
Threadless are awesome. I back this up 100 %
I concur. Buy shirts from Threadless, they're cheap and plentiful.
I like to think that Snorg is actually a honeypot, and they just send anyone who orders a shirt a bomb. It's a sort of automatic punishment for being stupidly unfunny.
Ya know who buys those shirts? Teen agers who think they are funny....
Basically the spame forum.
How dare you? I'm long past my teens and I still think I'm funny.
smudgydonkey
04-04-2008, 9:27 AM
Does anybody know a store where they sell these?(I don't have a credit card to buy online.)I just buy the shirts at K-mart since they're so cheap and I'm so poor.$12 sound great for those awesome shirts!
I can guarantee that you're about 15 years old, you love memes and the 40 Year old virgin is one of your favourite films.
That is why I hate you.
smudgydonkey
04-04-2008, 9:36 AM
I'm 16, WTF is a meme?Clerks was my favorite movie.
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So, so you are about 15... being only a few months older than that. Memes are the stupid things that get circulated to death on the internet, like those motivational pictures, or the animals with captions. You don't like the 40 Year Old Virgin? I didn't say it was your favourite movie.
Whatever happened to t-shirts that said 'Reebok' in big sparkly letters?
I miss those. Plus, my ten year old white kappa shellsuit is getting a bit worn out.
any suggestions, oh grand t-shirt Vizier?
smudgydonkey
04-04-2008, 9:43 AM
It was meh. the most it made me do is smile.So,is there any place other than the internet where I can get these tees?
As far as I'm aware, they're plentiful in the inner ring of the seventh circle of hell.
I_Smell
04-04-2008, 10:04 AM
http://www.snorgtees.com/images/60PercentOfTheTime_Fullpic_1.jpg
What the fuck, you can't just pack a shirt with loads of writing like that. Noone'sever gonna read it, especially when the fonts are all fuckin stupid. Damn, what a horrible shirt, most people wouldn't even get that.
Good example:
http://media.threadless.com//product/1199/zoom.gif
Now that's funny, and I can read it when it's on a person.
I'm thinking of buying a Choose Your Own Adventure shirt:
http://www.merchlackey.com/thebehemoth/images/shirts_main/tofu_main.jpg
It comes with a red marker.
Quadros
04-04-2008, 12:21 PM
I don't by T-shirts from places other than gigs but if i did I'd get them from T-Shirt Hell (http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml).
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a676/a676_thumb.jpg
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a644/a644_thumb.jpg
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a974/a974_thumb.jpg
Oh Quadros, I hope you get them, so we can all tell how edgy you are just by reading your t shirt!
I enjoy shirts like that because they make me laugh, I don't give a fuck all what you think of them. And if someone happens to enjoy my
http://www.jinx.com/Content/Product/484p_0c_1b.jpg
or my:
http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/5986/384p4czoombru6.jpg
shirt, then I know they probably have a similar sense of humor and I would get along with them.
I get my shirts form www.jinx.com mostly shirts for nerds.
What the fuck, you can't just pack a shirt with loads of writing like that. Noone'sever gonna read it, especially when the fonts are all fuckin stupid. Damn, what a horrible shirt, most people wouldn't even get that.
Good example:
http://media.threadless.com//product/1199/zoom.gif
Now that's funny, and I can read it when it's on a person.
I'm thinking of buying a Choose Your Own Adventure shirt:
http://www.merchlackey.com/thebehemoth/images/shirts_main/tofu_main.jpg
It comes with a red marker.
The metal fan thing was just posted on /b/...
I tend to buy shirts from all over. One of the ones I own is threadless and based about Chernobyl. There is another one that I hope becomes a shirt about the "Great Gats Bee"
Quadros
04-04-2008, 1:08 PM
Oh Quadros, I hope you get them, so we can all tell how edgy you are just by reading your t shirt!
At least me 'being edgy' doesn't involve razing and sacking York. :mad:
tunacake
04-04-2008, 2:04 PM
I'm sure Will Ferrell and Steve Carell and all of those guys are all funny dudes but it's stuff like these shirts and constant repition of lines that makes me dislike their movies.
http://icons.iconator.com/32/ICONATOR_d0a4bf37f59c74ad7b6f3ab50023a97f.gif
I saw a guy wearing a t-shirt with that on it. Made me laugh so much.
(I couldn't find the actual t-shirt...I didn't look that hard)
I'm sure Will Ferrell and Steve Carell and all of those guys are all funny dudes but it's stuff like these shirts and constant repition of lines that makes me dislike their movies.
http://icons.iconator.com/32/ICONATOR_d0a4bf37f59c74ad7b6f3ab50023a97f.gif
I saw a guy wearing a t-shirt with that on it. Made me laugh so much.
(I couldn't find the actual t-shirt...I didn't look that hard)
http://noisebot.com/waxing_philosophic_pla-to_t-shirt
The threadless, noisebot, and jinx shirts that SOAD posted are fine to me the ones I think are so stupid are shirts like those from snorg and t-shirt hell that try to be edgy as fuck but come off as stupid as shit and unfunny as hell.
I generally hate anyone that tries to be funny with a shirt. Because even if it's not from a Will Ferrel movie, odds are you didn't come up with it, making you just as unfunny as someone who quotes a Will Ferrel movie.
John Travolta
04-04-2008, 2:34 PM
http://media.threadless.com//product/383/zoom.gif
http://media.threadless.com//product/983/zoom.gif
Holy fucking shit.
Snorg is crap.
Threadless (http://www.threadless.com/catalog/page,19/viewall,1) is the funny t-shirt way to the future!
Those are awesome. I'd like to order one or two of those but all the goods ones are sold out except for like Mens XXL. :mad:
Snarky novelty t-shirts are so annoying. There's a guy in my class who wears them every day. He also gets one size bigger than he needs so that makes him look like even more of a douchebag.
Some of his best t-shirts say the following:
"Come closer. So I can slap you."
"I can only be nice to one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either."
"Relish today, ketchup tomorrow."
http://media.threadless.com//product/383/zoom.gif
A bloc party?
I think it's "Dudes in funny hats." Right?
They're just tee shirts, get over it.
Idioteque
04-04-2008, 3:14 PM
Whenever I see someone in a Novelty Tee I want to punch them in the face for being unoriginal as fuck. Its on the same level for me as them saying "Very Nice!" like they think they are Borat or something.
Mr Anorexia
04-04-2008, 3:16 PM
A bloc party?
Communist Party.
I want a shirt that just has steve carrell fucking will ferrel
Quadros
04-04-2008, 3:31 PM
A bloc party?
Ox, wow...
eVIL BOB
04-04-2008, 3:44 PM
At least me 'being edgy' doesn't involve razing and sacking York. :mad:
Ye cause you totally didn't provoke us...
Quadros
04-04-2008, 3:51 PM
Well if you guys had have known your place it totally wouldn't have happened.
MaxAlcolo
04-04-2008, 5:31 PM
I don't have anything against these t-shirts. Actually, I quite enjoy some of them. If I wear one, I'm not trying to be funny, I just find it funny myself. I could care less about what others think. It's like today you can't wear anything you like because everyone's assuming you choose your clothes to be funny/cool.
I don't have anything against these t-shirts. Actually, I quite enjoy some of them. If I wear one, I'm not trying to be funny, I just find it funny myself. I could care less about what others think. It's like today you can't wear anything you like because everyone's assuming you choose your clothes to be funny/cool.
Firstly, it's COULDN'T care less, what you said implies the opposite of what you mean.
Secondly, if you find something funny, and you COULDN'T care less what other people think, why would you pay 20 bucks for a 2 buck tshirt with a slogan on it for other people to read?
Those threadless t-shirts are awesome. They're original and artsy, but have a funny/cool feeling about them; and you wouldn't look like a douche wearing it.
But any shirt with a catch-phrase on it that you have to be "in on", like from a TV-show or a movie, shouldn't be sold..ever.
http://www.truffleshuffle.co.uk/store/images/Vote_For_Pedro_JuniorT.jpg
Let's be honest guys; the sad part is that the majority of your friends and acquaintances are:
Going to find it funny, and if they don't, may probably lie about it;
Not really going to mind seeing you wear it;
Not going to find it funny if you're some sort of academic who hangs out with intellectuals all day.
So you can bitch about how unfunny they are right now but the truth is, a lot of people are going to find it funny (despite the fact I wholeheartedly agree with the notion that most of them are never actually funny or original).
MaxAlcolo
04-04-2008, 6:54 PM
Firstly, it's COULDN'T care less, what you said implies the opposite of what you mean.
Secondly, if you find something funny, and you COULDN'T care less what other people think, why would you pay 20 bucks for a 2 buck tshirt with a slogan on it for other people to read?
Well, thank you for correcting me, and I mean it.
About the t-shirt now, I'll say it again, I wouldn't buy it for others to read but because I like it and I find it funny.
Same thing goes for other kinds of t-shirts as well. I have an Iron Maiden one that I paid 20$, that is also probably only worth 2 bucks, but I didn't buy it so others could read Iron Maiden - The Trooper, that wouldn't make any sense.
I just love the god damn band, and doubt it makes me look "cooler".
Judge_Fudge
04-05-2008, 10:03 AM
http://www.chargrilled.co.uk
Ahh the yayness.
Gilligan
04-05-2008, 12:06 PM
I personally like these shirts:
http://animalshirts.com/
frescoSteph
04-05-2008, 1:50 PM
I bought one of their shirts, I think. I dont rememer where I got it. But it says "Callahan auto parts". And its from the movie Tommy Boy. I'm wearing it right now.
PixieStix
04-05-2008, 1:57 PM
i generally don't care about shirts that quote lines from things like Will Ferrel films, i just hate it when the person wearing it acts like it's the first time anyone else would have heard the line and expect you to find it hilariously funny for the 10th time...
Well if they have attractive women advertising the teeshirts then I want one.
Mr Anorexia
04-05-2008, 2:08 PM
http://www.chargrilled.co.uk
Ahh the yayness.
Those are exactly like the Snorg tees. Most of them have the same jokes. What the fuck.
Those are exactly like the Snorg tees. Most of them have the same jokes. What the fuck.
I think you're forgetting about 'the yayness', Mr A.
Mr Anorexia
04-05-2008, 2:15 PM
BOO
hardcoresk8r69
04-05-2008, 2:29 PM
http://media.threadless.com//product/983/zoom.gif
Holy fucking shit.Mr. Orange and Mr. White from Reservoir dogs. Took me a while.
Mr Anorexia
04-05-2008, 2:31 PM
Hey buddy, you put your post inside John's quote.
tunacake
04-05-2008, 2:51 PM
Heh. Thanks Soul. I will seriously consider purchasing this product.
davidpwns
04-05-2008, 7:24 PM
Personally,arrow shirts that point (such as he loves the cock---->) are useful for highly public places,such as the mall.
Personally,arrow shirts that point (such as he loves the cock---->) are useful for highly public places,such as the mall.
Only if the arrow points towards you and says "I'm an unfunny cunt, look at meeeee!"
HappyPalooza
04-05-2008, 8:02 PM
Only if the arrow points towards you and says "I'm an unfunny cunt, look at meeeee!"
That reminds me of a shirt that says:
^
|
THE MAN.
THE LEGEND.
|
\/
I find that pretty funny.
Anyone else find some of the models used for the snorg tee ads (not the ones on the fan photos) hot?
No?
Must be just me :ahe:
gordanthefree
04-06-2008, 3:47 AM
Waow, a whole thread dedicated to putting down a sponsorer.
The whole reason those sell is probably because of the adverts that show the girls not wearing pants :D.
"I'm an unfunny cunt, look at meeeee!"
I want that, send it to me NOW!
CrumPoker
04-06-2008, 6:29 AM
The whole reason those sell is probably because of the adverts that show the girls not wearing pants :D.
Something is wrong with you. People buy Tee shirts because of humor or the culture (skater, goth etc.)
Who gives a shit what a t-shirt says. Yes, I'll agree, when people fucking run everything into the ground, it does get annoying. Say, for example, when Napoleon Dynamite first came out in theatres, I wanted to see it the first time I seen teh trailer for it(when I went, I was the only one in there). but when I would mention it to others they'd say, "oh that looks stupid", or something similar. Anyway, when it finally came on dvd and everyone seen the movie and thats when the explosion for it happened. But it pissed me off so bad because they were trying to tell me about it and im like, "ugh...i mentioned it already, etc". That kind of thing pisses me off, so I do somewhat get what you all are saying.
But honestly, if I see a shirt which humors me, I'll buy it if I have the cash. Oh and I'm surprised there isn't a rickroll shirt yet. I can see it now, it'd say something like, "I've been Rickrolled before", or something, "witty".
EDIT: Oh and I owned a vote for pedro t-shirt, I felt as if I was, worthy to own one because I wasn't just trying to be cool and whatnot. I still have it, but it has a chocolate stain on it :(
mhale71
04-06-2008, 7:17 AM
http://www.snorgtees.com/images/ILoveLamp_Fullpic_1.gif
I love lamps? I dont get it.
It generally is a sign of inherent unfunniness when you have to rely on someone else's catchphrases to get a laugh. I find lots of things said in films funny, but I can't understand the need to inform everyone else of this by brandishing the witty one-liner on a poorly-crafty teeshirt.
Quadros
04-06-2008, 8:00 AM
Any one of those T-shirt hell shirts could get you laid. Now I'm not saying I couldn't do it without the shirt but being charming all the time is such and EFFORT. I appreciate(d) them for doing my job for me, that's all.
I love lamps? I dont get it.
If you have ever watched a Will Ferrell film, you will understand.
I really don't care what anybody else wears, but personally I wouldn't spend the money on them. A few of the shirts I do find funny, but most of them are seriously overplayed movie quotes that get rather annoying after the first 800 times.
Although, I do have to say, I laugh every time I see the 'This is why I'm hot' tee shirt. :lol:
Is snorg the website with the orange staring at the orange juice, and saying 'Mom?'? That one also makes me laugh.
this is not a post
04-06-2008, 4:24 PM
I'm starting to worry, A few months back, Audioslave had an avatar/sig set of a cat in a communism uniform, with Mao in a thought bubble, and I loved it, and now I love that 'Bloc Party' (thanks Ox) one courtesy of JT.
Am I a dirty red? :wail:
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It's Communist Party. I was kidding :ahe:
this is not a post
04-06-2008, 4:32 PM
Both of them made me laugh. Are either of them the official name then?
Quadros
04-06-2008, 5:47 PM
Soon you'll start believing that people are equal and deserve to be treated as such, and questioning the oppressive and dictatorial world that surrounds you.
OH THE HORROR.
Corcho
04-06-2008, 8:08 PM
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii14/Corcho/merypopping.gif
this is really funny :lol:
Mr Anorexia
04-06-2008, 8:12 PM
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii14/Corcho/merypopping.gif
this is really funny :lol:
That's incredibly unfunny.
Corcho
04-06-2008, 8:19 PM
at least is original :indiff:
Mr Anorexia
04-06-2008, 8:25 PM
What are you talking about? Most T-Shirt Hell shirts are just excuses to either fit in something "offensive" like telling somebody to go fuck themselves or to see how many swear words they can cram into a sentence and wait until idiots buy it for the edginess.
John Travolta
04-06-2008, 8:35 PM
T-shirt Hell is retarded.
Mr. Orange and Mr. White from Reservoir dogs. Took me a while.
Took me the time it took to scroll down the thread and see half of that fucking picture to instantly recognize where it was from and how awesome it was.
All these t-shirts look the same. Like the colors and stuff. Man I could rule the world with the ideas I have for t-shirts. You guys don't even know.
Pelican Man
04-06-2008, 8:48 PM
at least is original :indiff:
And severely lacks creativity. Adding swear words doesn't make something funny.
Quadros
04-06-2008, 9:21 PM
What are you talking about? Most T-Shirt Hell shirts are just excuses to either fit in something "offensive" like telling somebody to go fuck themselves or to see how many swear words they can cram into a sentence and wait until idiots buy it for the edginess.
Yeah, they're effectively me in T-shirt form! I don't see why it would be so wrong for me to wear something that is just fabric me?
Hermano
04-06-2008, 9:40 PM
That's incredibly unfunny.
Next lets start a thread where we slam peoples' favorite foods or taste in women or something else that is completely subjective.
Pelican Man
04-06-2008, 9:46 PM
Next lets start a thread where we slam peoples' favorite foods or taste in women or something else that is completely subjective.
Subjective, yet can still be agreed upon. For instance; fatties are a no-no.
gordanthefree
04-06-2008, 9:54 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHa, that super-cala-go fuck yourself was funny as. Maybe I just have problems.
Someone post a t-shirt that IS funny in the eyes of Quadros and Ox
Quadros
04-06-2008, 9:59 PM
For the (hypothetical) presumptious fuckers just joining us: Quadros and Ox are on different sides of this one. So (hypothetically) go fuck yourselves.
Ox, the super cala shirt is funny because that is what super cala basically means.
Most T-shirt hell stuff is retarded though.
Most of the stuff on the net is retarded period.
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