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Quadros
04-23-2008, 12:28 AM
It's Saint George's Day, bitches! The day that celebrates England and how fucking awesome we are by focusing on the badest motherfucker to ever be made a patron saint. As well as being Patron Saint of England, he's also patron saint of AWESOME. Which is actually the same thing. For those HEATHENS who don't read the bible/fled england like pussies from a harmless bit of religious persecution 400 years ago, here's the scoop on this epic badass.

Saint George was a knight back when knights were still hardasses in armour on horses and not senile dickheads who make 'contributions to television' and other shit like that. He rode around on a horse, stabbing shit, wooing ladies and probably playing poker and drinking a bottle of whiskey for breakfast. [citation needed]

Anyway one day Georgey is riding through this town and all the towns people are like 'oh noes' (they actually talked like that back then, I'd know I was there) 'A dragon be killing us and shit'. Now unfortunately one of these geniuses had the idea of appeasing the dragon by feeding it pretty virgins. Now if I was having slammin' hotties served to me literally on a plate I wouldn't be going anywhere. Clearly the towns people were FUCKING RETARDS, but thankfully St G knew that retardeness is easily cured with senseless violence.

So off georgie trots to the dragon's lair to sort this bad boy out. The dragon's about to eat his latest chick, who just happens to be a princess or some shit, when he sees Saint George coming, and he looks well pissed off. The Dragon's all like 'what is this shit' and george replies 'fuck you' and stabs the scaley mother fucker in the face with a ten foot long sharpened piece of wood (probably a literary metaphor for his penis). The dragon dies like a fucking pussy and George grabs [The Lady's Favour] Which he doesn't even really want but fuck the disenchanter he's been moaning all the way fucking through and the wipe was his fault.

Then George returns the chick to the village (probably after shagging her brains out, let's be fair), tells them all off for making human sacrifices to a false idol (cos he's a christian by the way), beats the shit out of them with a bible, then leaves as if nothing happened to go be chivalric elsewhere. Later he joined up with King Arthur and slaughtered Arabs with Orlando Bloom. Probably.

So yeah, there we have it. Discuss how fucking awesome England is and how lucky the world is to have this wonderful utopia of a country, and also how much of a fucking awesome badass Saint George was. Mostly the Saint George thing though.

:cheerio:

Casalen
04-23-2008, 1:09 AM
Was he also a homosexual? You know, like most English people?

Did he say "fuck you" or "excuse me chap, I do hope I'm not being obtrusive, but would you care to discuss the current affair over a spot of tea"? Or maybe he is very angry when he came in and yelled "What's all this then?!". And he had a cane, and was wearing a suit and tophat. And a monocle.

It's great that he got the (hot?) chick that the dragon was going to eat, but it's too bad she was a frigid British girl.

Quadros
04-23-2008, 1:15 AM
Was he also a homosexual? You know, like most English people?
Nope, as already mentioned he was a womanising badass. Also please don't base your english stereotypes on CharlieH.

Did he say "fuck you" or "excuse me chap, I do hope I'm not being obtrusive, but would you care to discuss the current affair over a spot of tea"?
It was definately 'fuck off'.

Or maybe he is very angry when he came in and yelled "What's all this then?!". And he had a cane, and was wearing a suit and tophat. And a monocle.
Nope, he was wearing badass armour, and his 'cane' was ten foot long sharpened pike (or 'lance'). And when he got angry he was all like 'fuck you bitch' and then he stabbed and/or raped them.

It's great that he got the (hot?) chick that the dragon was going to eat, but it's too bad she was a frigid British girl.

Yeah but that didn't matter because he was a bulging avatar of manliness and as such was stronger than her.

Don't get jealous just because your patron saint sucks/doesn't exist.

Pachycephelosaurus
04-23-2008, 1:15 AM
Damn, all the US has is some shit about a cherry tree and not lying... And a kite with a key on it... And a blue ox. That's what America needs: more dragons.

Quadros
04-23-2008, 1:17 AM
Yeah everything is more awesome when you add a dragon. Imagine if the WMDs in Iraq were actually a dragon. Suddenly it's not a brutal invasion of false pretenses, it's a QUEST!

Murt
04-23-2008, 4:52 AM
Even though St George is the most Badass patron saint, he's not the best. That award goes to St Patrick, A patron saint who, when you celebrate him you can get absolutely shit-faced.

Oofie
04-23-2008, 4:55 AM
St. George is the patron saint of leprosy, syphilis and herpes.

Not cool.

Quadros
04-23-2008, 5:04 AM
St. George is the patron saint of leprosy, syphilis and herpes.

Not cool.

He's the patron saint of the poor and sick in general, because he's the knight saint and they protect the meek. Don't knock that.


Also Murt, Paddy chased a few snakes. Impressive, but not exactly KILLING A FUCKING DRAGON, is it? And who says we don't get wrecked today?

Dauntasa
04-23-2008, 7:14 AM
I'm related to the guys who killed Saint Thomas. He wasn't nearly as cool as Saint George, though. All he did was pray and resist peacefully. Then my ancestors cut off the top of his head and stabbed him in the brain.

danthelegend
04-23-2008, 7:45 AM
Damn, I'm proud to be english :cheerio: That was possibly the most accurate representation of the event ever written. Nicely done.

Scoped
04-23-2008, 7:53 AM
Yeah but in a day and age where you get fined for having the flag out your window, it's kind of hard to feel patriotic, evn on today of all days.

Tweek
04-23-2008, 7:59 AM
Why the fuck do you get fined?

Murt
04-23-2008, 8:17 AM
Because there are alot of political correct retards that think patriotism is the same as racism.

Yeh Quadros, beating a Dragon is more badass. Not hard to Force snakes, not like they breathe fire or anything, but St Paddy's is probably the biggest patron saint day there is.

Nonetheless, Happy Saint Georges day to you sir.

fcon
04-23-2008, 8:22 AM
No-one except ye (and now us) knows about Georges Day, most knows Paddy's Day

Scoped
04-23-2008, 8:27 AM
Thats because America is full of plastic paddy's.

Murt
04-23-2008, 8:41 AM
Well, So is England, Scotland and Australia full of "Plastic Paddys". It's because we are so widespread that St Paddy's has been so massively celebrated.

Quadros
04-23-2008, 8:45 AM
'I'm Irish because I live in America and I'm white'? Yeah that pisses me off. Celebrating another country's culture over your own is pretty fucking lame, in my oh-so-full-of-myself opinion. It kind of takes the importance away from the festival if it's celebrated out of context.

And Murt in Britain, Australia and America the festival celebrating the effective development of your modern culture centred on the missionary who sybolically achieved it has been bastardised into an elaborate drinking game. Does that not piss you off?

fcon
04-23-2008, 8:56 AM
And Murt in Britain, Australia and America the festival celebrating the effective development of your modern culture centred on the missionary who sybolically achieved it has been bastardised into an elaborate drinking game. Does that not piss you off?

I'll take this one. Yes, it really does. It's fun to have the reputation as being partyers (sp?) but it does go too far most times. Paddy's Day here in Dublin can get scary as the day goes on. Not being taken seriously abroad is also a problem. Our day, as you say, is nothing but drink when there is so much more to our culture than just getting drunk. I get drunk at most once a week but go out 3-4 times, we're not all alcoholics we're made out to be. /rant

Murt
04-23-2008, 9:13 AM
I think he actually make a very valid point. I know most of the "alcoholic" stereotype would now be on the students, I know this as I am one, but once out of The universities and colleges, Many people would drink one night a week. And it does piss me off that it has been turned into just a excuse for a Piss-up. But you have to see that sadly, it seems that the younger generation of Ireland now associate St Patricks day with alcohol, as is shown by the last where there was a major under-age drinking scandal.

Dabamash
04-23-2008, 9:16 AM
England fucking rocks and so does St. George. Shame we don't get a day off.

Oofie
04-23-2008, 9:19 AM
Are there any festivities or anything for Georges day?

And it does piss me off that it has been turned into just a excuse for a Piss-up.

As if we'd need excuses. And what the hell else are we supposed to do? Enjoy the parades of bin men throwing sweets at the crowd sober? Don't be ridiculous.

Quadros
04-23-2008, 9:20 AM
To be honest all the Irish people I know are ridiculously heavy drinkers, even among us students. But that's besides the point. The point here is that Saint George was fucking awesome and so is England.

Mr. Crow
04-23-2008, 9:34 AM
Sorry, I can't hear your Saint George's Day over the sound of the Fourth of July, celebrating when we kicked England's ass, being only a little over two months away.

The Fetus
04-23-2008, 9:42 AM
I'm curious as to know if all people in Western Europe are this patroitic.

Does the UK get off school or work today? In America, we get off on Martin Luther King's birthday, this George guy sounds pretty important in England.

Oh! Does Ireland get St. Patty's day off?!

Murt
04-23-2008, 9:53 AM
Yes we get St Paddy's day off, usually we have Parades and stuff going on. We are pretty patriotic, just like you Americans, and St George is as important to English as St Patrick is to the Irish.

Con-Con
04-23-2008, 9:58 AM
Yes. It's the best day ever too.

Edit: Murt saud it first.

Casalen
04-23-2008, 10:09 AM
Sorry, I can't hear your Saint George's Day over the sound of the Fourth of July, celebrating when we kicked England's ass, being only a little over two months away.

That is a good one. Hey, you know what we should do about that? Blow shit up!

PixieStix
04-23-2008, 10:45 AM
It's funny how the American has to come and try to 'out-do' St George's Day with the 4th of July. Anyway, dragons beat everything.

HappinessMan
04-23-2008, 11:19 AM
'I'm Irish because I live in America and I'm white'? Yeah that pisses me off. Celebrating another country's culture over your own is pretty fucking lame, in my oh-so-full-of-myself opinion. It kind of takes the importance away from the festival if it's celebrated out of context.

We do have people from Ireland here, but there are alot of people who patronize the holiday just to get fucked up, and probably aren't even Irish. Cinco De Mayo, on the other hand, is another country's culture that is celebrated here, and the only people who really do celebrate it are of course, the Hispanics, Latinos, Spaniards, and Mexicans. Other people do use it for another get-fucked-up holiday, but its pretty much unheard of.

Mr. Crow
04-23-2008, 2:38 PM
It's funny how the American has to come and try to 'out-do' St George's Day with the 4th of July. Anyway, dragons beat everything.

And it's funny how the guy-who-doesn't-understand-sarcasm always seems to be around for these kind of situations.

According to Wiki, Saint George is the patron saint of:

agricultural workers; Amersfoort, Netherlands; Aragon; archers; armourers; Beirut, Lebanon; Bulgaria; butchers; Cappadocia; Catalonia; cavalry; chivalry; Constantinople; Corinthians (Brazilian football team); Crusaders; England; equestrians; Ethiopia; farmers; Ferrara; field workers; Genoa; Georgia; Gozo; Greece; Haldern, Germany; Heide; herpes; horsemen; horses; husbandmen; knights; lepers and leprosy; Lithuania; Lod; Malta; Modica, Sicily; Moscow; Order of the Garter; Palestine; Palestinian Christians; Piran; plague; Portugal; Ptuj, Slovenia; Reggio Calabria; riders; saddle makers; Scouts; sheep; shepherds; skin diseases; soldiers; syphilis; Teutonic Knights

Man, that guy gets around.

EDIT: Also, not a very good looker.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cf/Icon8.jpg

FlamingPeanuts
04-23-2008, 3:05 PM
According to Wiki, Saint George is the patron saint of:



Man, that guy gets around.

That just proves how awesome he is at everything everywhere. He can be the saint of whatever the fuck he feels like cos he's so fucking awesome.
A better picture

http://www.lyc-international.ac-versailles.fr/IMG/jpg/Rubens-_Saint_George_terrassant_le_dragon-2.jpg
A better picture of him stabbing something in the face.

fcon
04-23-2008, 3:41 PM
Still an ugly cunt, and that 'fro, what the hell

SuEsq
04-23-2008, 4:53 PM
Without England the world as it stands today would be nothing.
Well, and the ever so clever Romans.
But this isn't about anything but England, it's awesomeness, and how everything it touches turns to gold.

jewishjosh
04-23-2008, 5:07 PM
Hey now let's not forget that we celebrate pagan culture on October 31st by getting shitfaced and causing petty mischief. Don't let Saint Patrick and whoever they celebrate on Cinco de Mayo take all the glory. Pagan power!

Also as a few of you may be aware, this is the time of year when we celebrate Moses' parting of the Red Sea by voluntarily constipating ourselves for 8 days. Don't steal the thunder from humanity's cockroaches, Saint George. :argh:

Murt
04-23-2008, 5:10 PM
Yeh about a country who colonised half the world and complained when those countries followed them home. :tongue:

TangerineOrange
04-23-2008, 5:10 PM
St. George. I bet he had a case of the clap.

tunacake
04-23-2008, 5:11 PM
To be honest all the Irish people I know are ridiculously heavy drinkers, even among us students. But that's besides the point. The point here is that Saint George was fucking awesome and so is England.

An old family friend who lives in Dublin is like, 60+ years old and has never had a drink in his life. Not even a glass of wine at his wedding. Freak of nature, he is.

Yes we get St Paddy's day off, usually we have Parades and stuff going on. We are pretty patriotic, just like you Americans, and St George is as important to English as St Patrick is to the Irish.

Newfoundland gets St. Paddy's off too. That always pissed me off cause I'm right next door.:argh:



PS. St George-->:mmyes:

Dussel
04-23-2008, 5:19 PM
Saint Brigid > Saint George.

Fuck slaying a dragon, when you can turn water into beer.

http://www.beliefnet.com/story/15/story_1570_1.html

http://allsaintsbrookline.org/celtic/saints/brigid.html

But happy saint George's day to you guys!

Allen
04-23-2008, 6:16 PM
We do have people from Ireland here, but there are alot of people who patronize the holiday just to get fucked up, and probably aren't even Irish. Cinco De Mayo, on the other hand, is another country's culture that is celebrated here, and the only people who really do celebrate it are of course, the Hispanics, Latinos, Spaniards, and Mexicans. Other people do use it for another get-fucked-up holiday, but its pretty much unheard of.

I celebrate St. Patrick's day because I'm pretty much full Irish. Great-great-great-great grandparents came over during the potato famine, and then just married a bunch of other Irish folks, and a Scot here and there.

I celebrate Cinco De Mayo because I have a lot of ties to Hispanic culture. My sister married into it, then I have Hispanic friends.

But I just use these things as excuses to drink.

Bringing me to my main point: Fuck England. It holds nothing for me. And Fuck St. George. Last I checked, Bruce Willis has done WAAAY cooler shit than that guy. And he's fucking AMERICAN.

JonC
04-23-2008, 10:00 PM
I've never heard of St. George until now and while Quadros your explanation of him was purely entertaining to say the least, it doesn't tell me much unfortunately. Though, I will say, England seems a pretty cool place in some ways. Maybe Europe in general too. I want to visit so badly, even if you people (or the british, whatever,) like to talk about red headed people.

Bruce Willis has done a lot of cool shit though.

fcon
04-24-2008, 5:36 AM
I want to visit so badly, even if you people (or the british, whatever,) like to talk about red headed people.


It's only cause their jealous!!

Quadros
04-24-2008, 6:20 AM
Bringing me to my main point: Fuck England. It holds nothing for me. And Fuck St. George. Last I checked, Bruce Willis has done WAAAY cooler shit than that guy. And he's fucking AMERICAN.

I hate to break it to you but Bruce Willis is a fucking pussy.

:hellnaw:

Vin
04-24-2008, 9:09 AM
I hate to break it to you but Bruce Willis is a fucking pussy.

Steve Irwin kicked Bruce Willis arse right out of the water. Then Steve Irwin made a boat from his own hair and sailed to the shoreline, where he swiftly defaecated on Bruce Willis' face. And Steve Irwin has nothing on St. George. So I think this proves St. George is much better than Bruce 'Shitface' Willis. :facts:

Marijuana
04-24-2008, 9:19 AM
Woooo st Georges's day?:cheer:

Vin
04-24-2008, 9:23 AM
Woooo st Georges's day?:cheer:

...was Yesterday. But nice enthusiasm. :banjo:

PixieStix
04-24-2008, 10:40 AM
And it's funny how the guy-who-doesn't-understand-sarcasm always seems to be around for these kind of situations.



It's funny how you try and fail to do sarcasm over the internet, in written text, which lacks the very thing that suggests sarcasm.

Yeh i'd have to agree that Steve Irwin beats Bruce Willis, even if he did get killed by a stingray...

Allen
04-24-2008, 2:04 PM
I hate to break it to you but Bruce Willis is a fucking pussy.

:hellnaw:

You pack that bullshit up and get the fuck off of Explosm, you fucking faggot.

I bet you accept lap-dances from men.

the2na
04-24-2008, 2:25 PM
You pack that bullshit up and get the fuck off of Explosm, you fucking faggot.

I bet you pay for lap-dances from men.

Fixed.

And all St. George deserves is that shitty little town in Southern Utah of the same name. That panzy.

Quadros
04-24-2008, 7:03 PM
You pack that bullshit up and get the fuck off of Explosm, you fucking faggot.

I bet you accept lap-dances from men.

Maybe, but at least I'm not Bruce 'I-died-and-it-took-me-a-whole-fucking-movie-to-realize-because-I'm-a-fucking-retard' Willis. :gj:

Until Bruce Willis stabs a mythical creature in the face with a lance I'm underwhealmed. Comparing him to St George is vaguely insulting my religion or something, RACIST!

tunacake
04-24-2008, 7:44 PM
This one's for Quadros.

St George chops up some dragon and gets ONE day of the year named after him, and only in Merry Old England. Woopty-fucking-doo.
You're forgetting about your true idol!
Once a week, every week, people all over the world gather together to rejoice and praise the almighty THOR.

Merry Thursday, bitches.

Quadros
04-24-2008, 7:46 PM
Yeah but everyone knows about Thor. I'm raising awareness about a little known heroic figure. And by 'little known' I mean FUCKING AWESOME!

prf007
04-24-2008, 8:37 PM
Worst story, EVER!

For those HEATHENS who don't read the bible/fled england like pussies from a harmless bit of religious persecution 400 years ago, here's the scoop on this epic badass.



You mean like the farmers who defeated one of the most powerful armies in the world at the time? Yeah, that was us. I believe that requires you to step the fuck off.

tunacake
04-24-2008, 9:27 PM
Yeah. Just making sure we're clear on the superiority of Thor, but I'm sure He and Georgie boy are fishing buddies. And by fishing I mean crushing fish with giant hammers of awesome. And by fish I mean dragons.

Jallen
04-24-2008, 10:01 PM
Steve Irwin kicked Bruce Willis arse right out of the water. Then Steve Irwin made a boat from his own hair and sailed to the shoreline, where he swiftly defaecated on Bruce Willis' face. And Steve Irwin has nothing on St. George. So I think this proves St. George is much better than Bruce 'Shitface' Willis. :facts:

Which of the two is still alive?

I hate St. Paddy's day so much. I live in a small town in Minnesota, of all places, where all of the upper class people who pretty much run the town are Irish. They pretty much ejaculate because of the fact that they are 5% Irish. Hey, I have some Irish in me too, but I dont give a shit. So now, please, go out and find a new reason to get wasted.

Allen
04-25-2008, 12:12 AM
Maybe, but at least I'm not Bruce 'I-died-and-it-took-me-a-whole-fucking-movie-to-realize-because-I'm-a-fucking-retard' Willis. :gj:

Until Bruce Willis stabs a mythical creature in the face with a lance I'm underwhealmed. Comparing him to St George is vaguely insulting my religion or something, RACIST!

WE DO NOT BRING UP THE SIXTH SENSE IN MY PRESENCE FAGGOT!

Everyone knows that shitfest is entirely Shyamalan's fault for sucking dicks at making movies.

Obviously you've never seen all of the Die Hard flicks. That in itself makes you a queer-ass. Queer.

The Fetus
04-25-2008, 9:01 AM
Which of the two is still alive?

I hate St. Paddy's day so much. I live in a small town in Minnesota, of all places, where all of the upper class people who pretty much run the town are Irish. They pretty much ejaculate because of the fact that they are 5% Irish. Hey, I have some Irish in me too, but I dont give a shit. So now, please, go out and find a new reason to get wasted.

It's trendy to be Irish in America. :rolleyes: I'm 1/4th Irish, and it's not as cool to be Irish if everyone says they are! Do they have "Kiss me I'm Irish" shirts in Ireland? I saw a shirt that said "Dublin, Ireland" at a Macy's here. That's like buying a "I Love NY" shirt in Moscow.

fcon
04-25-2008, 9:05 AM
Do they have "Kiss me I'm Irish" shirts in Ireland? I saw a shirt that said "Dublin, Ireland" at a Macy's here. That's like buying a "I Love NY" shirt in Moscow.

Hell no. Those t-shirts are stupid

accent does wonders though when in a foreign place

Oofie
04-25-2008, 9:22 AM
Hell no. Those t-shirts are stupid

Yes we do.
The souvenir shop on the second floor of Stephens Green shopping center.

I'm 1/4th Irish, and it's not as cool to be Irish if everyone says they are!

Probably because you're not Irish, dude.

Wasn't this thread about England though?

The Fetus
04-25-2008, 9:42 AM
Yes we do.
Probably because you're not Irish, dude.

Wasn't this thread about England though?

Yuh huh! My grandma was from Kildare! :mad:

England/Ireland, same thing.

fcon
04-25-2008, 9:45 AM
England/Ireland, same thing.

USA/Canada same thing

xkittenxsocksx
04-25-2008, 11:47 AM
Apparently Braveheart was based on St.George.

tunacake
04-25-2008, 11:48 AM
USA/Canada same thing

Totally uncalled for.

Gudizere
04-25-2008, 12:02 PM
Totally uncalled for.

Yeah, thats offensive to Canada.

Quadros
04-25-2008, 12:13 PM
Worst story, EVER!



You mean like the farmers who defeated one of the most powerful armies in the world at the time? Yeah, that was us. I believe that requires you to step the fuck off.

Actually that was the Viet-Cong. What America did was win a couple of battles against German and French mercenaries under the British Flag which lead to Britain to decide America was just too much trouble to be arsed with.

WE DO NOT BRING UP THE SIXTH SENSE IN MY PRESENCE FAGGOT!

Everyone knows that shitfest is entirely Shyamalan's fault for sucking dicks at making movies.

Obviously you've never seen all of the Die Hard flicks. That in itself makes you a queer-ass. Queer.

Killing a helicoter with a car is impressive, but it's not quite killing a dragon with a stick, is it?

xkittenxsocksx
04-25-2008, 12:18 PM
Killing a helicoter with a car is impressive, but it's not quite killing a dragon with a stick, is it?

Plus he was also running on a full belly that day, and alopecia was kicking in; but selfless George did what was right for others. Unlike Bruce, cough Planet Hollywood cough.

The Fetus
04-25-2008, 12:20 PM
Quadros, I don't get why you are so jingoistic . You act all... "punk rock", but all you do is claim how much of a better country Britain is than America. :confused:

And my dad ate VietCong for breakfast for one year and 4 days, I'll have you know.

Quadros
04-25-2008, 12:27 PM
Quadros, I don't get why you are so jingoistic . You act all... "punk rock", but all you do is claim how much of a better country Britain is than America. :confused:

And my dad ate VietCong for breakfast for one year and 4 days, I'll have you know.

You're right, Ive been so serious all the way through this thread. These opinions sure are seriously what I believe!

The Fetus
04-25-2008, 12:33 PM
I mean, I know most of what you say is half-joking, but I have a strong feeling you seem to be overly proud to be English.

Quadros
04-25-2008, 12:36 PM
I'm just proud of not being American, don't confuse the two.

The Fetus
04-25-2008, 12:41 PM
To be honest, it makes me feel very ashamed to be an American.


Have you ever been to America?

Quadros
04-25-2008, 12:44 PM
Nope, that's the ting about globalization; America came to me.

ANyway back to how fucking awesome St George is.

St George is so totally fucking awesome.

PixieStix
04-25-2008, 2:24 PM
Anyway, what's wrong with being proud to be British, you Americans practically throw your patriotism down everyone else's throats.

St George is immense, I mean he killed a dragon, it wouldn't surprise me if he killed all the dragons, that's why there aren't any massive ones now days, just Komodo dragons.

The Fetus
04-25-2008, 2:27 PM
Ugh! I'm not saying anything is wrong with being a patriotic Brit! I was just mainly questioning Quadros.

I'm honestly, VERY curious as to know why all ages of the English culture seem to be very anti-American. (NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.)

Allen
04-25-2008, 2:45 PM
Ugh! I'm not saying anything is wrong with being a patriotic Brit! I was just mainly questioning Quadros.

I'm honestly, VERY curious as to know why all ages of the English culture seem to be very anti-American. (NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.)

Everyone knows that the Brits are still pissed that America took the wind out of their sails when AMERICA TOOK THEIR PLACE AS THE BEST FUCKING COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!

PixieStix
04-25-2008, 2:48 PM
I think it's because the ones, like me, who do like to keep some British culture find that America is becoming more sewn into British life. For example, through television and when you hear a British person using American terms it just gets annoying. As more people do it, it becomes more the norm which is even more annoying because we are British! Plus there is the whole George Bush for him just being utterly ridiculous, not saying our Priministers aren't either but yeah, they are some of the reasons I can think of.

Oh, and the fact that they seem to think they are the only country that matters.

Allen
04-25-2008, 2:54 PM
I think it's because the ones, like me, who do like to keep some British culture find that America is becoming more sewn into British life. For example, through television and when you hear a British person using American terms it just gets annoying. As more people do it, it becomes more the norm which is even more annoying because we are British! Plus there is the whole George Bush for him just being utterly ridiculous, not saying our Priministers aren't either but yeah, they are some of the reasons I can think of.

Oh, and the fact that they seem to think they are the only country that matters.

Firstly, Bush's approval ratings here (below 30%) should give enough reason for Brits to not hate America as a whole for his actions.

Second, last I checked, we are the only country that really matters. When was the last time England did something cool like stopping Communism?

tunacake
04-25-2008, 7:36 PM
ANyway back to how fucking awesome St George is.

St George is so totally fucking awesome.

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Casalen
04-26-2008, 3:42 PM
I think it's because the ones, like me, who do like to keep some British culture find that America is becoming more sewn into British life.

I drink tea. When I'm outraged I tend to say "What's all this then?!". Clearly, we're not that different.

Clank22
04-26-2008, 4:14 PM
I once read all this in my history book.

Wyatt
04-26-2008, 5:33 PM
Whoa! What an awesome, exciting thread! All this excitement for a day! Woo!