Breaking out of the Mental Hospital [INTERACTIVE STORY]

[PyroOwned]

So people keep ranting about no Interactive stories, and Rob said it's OK to do it in the General Forum, so I bring you....


Breaking out of the Mental Hospital!


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Yay! I just broke out of my straight jacket! I'm so happy I could stab someone in the eye with my penis (again!) I'll go see what's outside.


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Hey, green stuff.


What do I do??

[bhied]

lol........not much else......im no good at stories
yeaaaa......hey lets look at the next post shal we?

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[PyroOwned]

lol........not much else......im no good at stories
yeaaaa......hey lets look at the next post shal we?
People like you are gonna make this thread shit.

Don't fuck this up, please.

[Tweek]

Taste the green stuff.

[Savaril]

Read that piece of paper.

[Pieman]

Make paper hat, and colour it with the green stuff.

BTW: You should make a note when you pick one, and maybe close the topic til you finish drawing the selected item. Just so people don't just post boost here.

[bhied]

Read then eat the secret note on the table then drink the blue green stuff

[bhied]

better?

[Valentine55]

Read the paper. If it says don't drink the green stuff, drink it.

[PyroOwned]

Read that piece of paper.
Will do, Savvy.

[Relaps]

Heeeey this is kind of for Showcase, I think.

[PyroOwned]

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What should I do now?





Relaps, read the thread in Comment Dump:

If you have a really good idea and you can execute it well, put it in the GF (not showcase)

[Tweek]

It will obviously mutate you, so go for it, man.
Eat that shit.

[PyroOwned]

Relaps, for fuck's sake! This is a GF thread, move it back! :mad:

[Chips]

Take for later mutating/weapon use.

Then proceed right.

(Also, Relaps if this gets decent can you sticky it?)

[PyroOwned]

Take for later mutating/weapon use.

Then proceed right.
I choose this one. Every Interactive story must have one of these options.

[Chips]

Pyro, you should probably only update this one or two times a day. Just give people a little time to notice it and get their comments in etc.

[Tweek]

Nah, once he goes to sleep it will get a flood of replies and then he can take his pick.
He might as well take every opportunity while he is online so it doesn't get boring and not updated.

[PyroOwned]

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I took the green stuff and pocketed it.

Turning right, I see this:
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Which door? :fmita:

Nah, once he goes to sleep it will get a flood of replies and then he can take his pick.
Yep, this is what I'm doing. Then I'll close it when I've got one, and re-open it and post the pic.

[Relaps]

Pi is always a mind fuck. Go for it!

[Urser]

How can the doors go from 1 to 2 to 3.14? Look for door number 3.

[Pieman]

Mutate the pi door. Use only a small amount though. We want to test it, but not waste it all.

[PyroOwned]

How can the doors go from 1 to 2 to 3.14? Look for door number 3.
Urser, I choose you! :fmita:

[PyroOwned]

Re-opened.

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Found it!

[Assassin]

Look in every door to see what looks best

[Pieman]

Open door one, stand on the top of it and rip out the camera. Use your position to open 3 (You sure as hell aren't doing it from the ground).

[ilovebrownies]

Moon the camera :fmita:

[CreamScreamer]

The pi door is obviously the best door. Take the video camera too. Document your adventure.

[Tweek]

Get high and you'll be able to do anything.

[Homemaster]

Rip the camera off, put it between ur legs, and casually walk through the pi door because for some reason you start feeling hungry.

[spaj]

Go through pi anyway, you'll probably end up in a transcendental universe

[Akvod]

Why don't you just open all of them? It's not like you're forced to go through the one you open.

[Eri]

Walk through door number four.

[Chips]

Mutate the camera and make it your new adventure pal. He will obviously come in handy. Use him to help you open door 3.

[Tweek]

Mutate the camera and make it your new adventure pal. He will obviously come in handy. Use him to help you open door 3.
Best idea ever.

[Vin]

Turning right, I see this:

Turn left. This side looks boring; all doors and no Hannibal Lecters.

[DieHard]

Go into door number 3, it must be important. I mean it's on the ceiling.

[Rockon1015]

Throw your jacket on the camera so they can't see you. Then check each door to see what's best. Maybe there's a gravity switch so you can go through door 3. If there is any hostiles, throw the green stuff on them.

[HappyPalooza]

Go to door 2. The others may lead to cool areas but that one probably leads out.

[Urser]

Moon the camera :fmita:

Do this.

[Seriodor]

Fap at the camera.

[Desert]

Falcon punch up to Door 3.

[potolife]

Go through the pi door, there might be pie inside!

[Ikin]

Door one. Just 'cause.

[PyroOwned]

Mutate the camera and make it your new adventure pal. He will obviously come in handy.
I choose this one. Thread closed until I finish. :fmita:

[PyroOwned]

Re-opened.

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Ta-daa! What should I name him?

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What now?

[Tweek]

Name him Tweek, and go through one of the doors god dammit. I choose pi.

[Desert]

Spider-cam.

Go to the pi door to look for upgrades.

[Benjaman]

Name him Mr. Manargus, then send Mr. Manargus to look through door Pi to see if it's threatening.

[Dauntasa]

Tell spidey-cam to go check out pi door, while you check out door 3.

EDIT: And name him Mr. Scuttles.

[potolife]

EDIT: And name him Mr. Scuttles.

Do this, then continue down wherever door 3 led to.

[Far]

Name the thing Henry the Eighth and then before you go anywhere find out what his new powers consist of.

[Tweek]

Name the thing Henry the Eighth and then before you go anywhere find out what his new powers consist of.
He's a thinker, this one.

[tunacake]

Name him Sir Lens-A-Lot and laugh at your comedic genius.

Then look behind you.

[HappyPalooza]

Name him Renee Descartes and have him knock out a guard to get you a disguise.

[Vin]

Name it Carlos.
And see if you can breed with it.

[MrDoctor]

Name it Fredrico The 2nd and continue through door 3.

[History]

Pet spider-cam. He's cute.

[lostos]

Name him the model of the camera, obviously. Then explore the room you're into (3).

[PyroOwned]

Name the thing Henry the Eighth and then before you go anywhere find out what his new powers consist of.
Agreed.

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Hi, I'm Henry the Eighth. My powers include this little light on my shoulder, which is a laser, my nose has a power that I haven't found out too much about yet, and I can extend my legs to extreme lengths.


:lol:


EDIT- Oh, forgot to mention, I won't be free until tomoro at 12pm English Time, but I'll keep this thread open for you all to make suggestions.

[Tweek]

Okay so now go through pi, for fucks sake.

[Benjaman]

Make Henry tickle you with his extendable legs than proceed to door 2.

[Far]

The only way to find out about that nose cannon is to use it, so point that thing at the wall and fire away Henry!

[HappyPalooza]

Henry VIII is distracting you from the story just to let the fans think they have a second Frederico. Get rid of him and knock out a guard, for Chrissakes.

[lostos]

Go through π door. If it is locked, use Henry to open it.

[tunacake]

The only way to find out about that nose cannon is to use it, so point that thing at the wall and fire away Henry!

No. You have to save that for a time where death seems inevitable, which will undoubtedly happen. Then the power will be revealed as the one thing that could possibly get you out of that situation. It's how these things work.

Now go through door two. It's the one that your enemies would least expect.

[Vin]

Do general mental patient type things.

[Dauntasa]

Do a Flip!

[PedroBear]

enter in the third door and shot everyone in there with lasers

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[Dabamash]

Ride Henry through the Pi door!

[Seriodor]

Go through door 1.

[Ox]

use henry as transport. do a kickflip.

[Eri]

Tell Henry to film what's behind each door.

[Seriodor]

Turn around.

[JamesKPolk]

Murder Henry VIII cold bloodedly, but really mad-ish like. :hmm:

[some n00b]

Tell Henry the eighth to go through door one, only for yourself to enter the pi door.

[Mr. Crow]

Look around for Kwanza.

[Hawke]

Fuck the nose.

[Marijuana]

Use his shoulder light to light up the dark room behind door 3. Move on.

Also, why is there pie on your shirt?