I'm getting my learners...

[Stealth Prawn]

I'm really nervous. All I know is that where I live there are 30 questions, and you are only allowed to get 6 wrong. I did both practice tests on my government website and got 100% on both. Do you think I'm ready?

These are the tests I took. I live in Alberta, Canada, so people from this area would be preferred, but anyone who drives on the right side of the road is fine.

http://www.infratrans.gov.ab.ca/INFTRA_Content/docType45/Production/dhptest2.htm
http://www.infratrans.gov.ab.ca/INFTRA_Content/docType45/Production/dhptest1a.htm

[Rob]

How the hell would anyone on this forum know if you're ready for your driving test?

I'm not gonna dump this because I want you to be made fun of.

[k1ssm3im1rish]

You're gonna fail.

[BeneBreadstick]

I don't think you're ready yet. Wait a few more years. The less idiots like you on the road, the better.

[Rebecca.]

How the hell would anyone on this forum know if you're ready for your driving test?

I'm not gonna dump this because I want you to be made fun of.

Ah, yes, what a nice welcome to the forums. One of the creators wishing ill upon you. I love it.

I think this Stealth character is just attention whoring/post boosting. "i got 100%'s on the tests... do u think i m rdy?" If you're doing well, then obviously you're going to do fine. Why would you even need to ask anyone else? Unless, of course, you're attention whoring/post boosting.

[ace76543]

I'm really nervous. All I know is that where I live there are 30 questions, and you are only allowed to get 6 wrong. I did both practice tests on my government website and got 100% on both. Do you think I'm ready?

Does ANYONE else see what's wrong with that statement?

[Boomtown]

I passed it and we have different road rules here. In my roads test in Austraila one of the questions was what do you do if you approach a red light?

[BeneBreadstick]

I took the practice test and failed guys. Am I ready for my permit now!?

[DamnDude]

I took the practice test and woah, Jesus that was easy compared to what we have here, I passed with ease.

Where I live you can only have 2 errors in the first 15 questions, and there can be multiple answers to each question, AND if you check at the wrong answer, you get a wrong for that and another wrong for not checking at the right answer: Epic fail right there.

In the last part you can have 4 errors, but even if you have all of them right, you still fail if you do 2 or more errors in the first part.

[gizzalove]

Those are stupid tests it didn't even tell me if I got the answers right. You are going to fail miserably.

[Leeysahh]

so what if you fail anyway?! you can always go for it again, it isnt going to be the end of the world.
I'm about to go for my L's soonish and in Australia if you fail your L's test you can just go back the next day and try again.

i think you are over ready.
so you probably will fail!

[Spastic]

What the fuck were you thinking when you made this thread? Everyone to just put our noses up your ass and tell you that you would do fine? We don't know you, and don't want to know you, so how would we know if you are ready for your learners permit? Just go take the fucking test and don't ask us to reinforce your fragile little ego.

[hzac]

Your not ready, study more.

And you should always drive on the left side, what ever country you are in.

EDIT:Omg Phillip, I just realised that was you, so yeah you will fail.

[DarkMountain]

I failed the written test barely twice, first time I took the computerized test I aced it. I also failed my first driving test because I missed one stop sign that was hidden by a tree, did everything else perfectly.

[peteaboda1]

I took my permit test a few weeks after I finished the online course and passed it...and if you fail you can try again...

[Audioslave]

A dead monkey could pass that test.

Let's see if you're as smart as a dead monkey.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/81/Stop_sign.png/600px-Stop_sign.png

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!

http://kjzz.org/news/arizona/archives/200608/kindergarten/schoolkids.jpg

WHAT DO YOU DO HERE: STOP OR ACCELERATE?!


Congratulations, if you got both of this right, you might be as smart as a boulder.

[Kwanza]

Since I'm not in a cockbag mood, and I had to do the shitty test for my learner's in Alberta too, use this:
http://www.yd.com/test.aspx?path=stream539

Do it over and over until you get 100% every single time, and then go take the test. You'll do fine.

[CnGy]

You are a nerd no one wants nerds to drive.

[birthshirt]

Do the test in reverse gear.

[Stealth Prawn]

Thanks to the people who did say something serious. Especially Kwanza. The reason I don't want to fail is because you have to pay to take the test and if you fail you have to wait a few months to do it again.

Also Rob, you might make funny comics, but your KINDA a jackass.

[Savaril]

No he isn't.


You're just a dumbass.

[Stealth Prawn]

Or, heres a thought, I was genuinely asking for advice and opinions, and he, obviously not reading my post, just said "MAKE FUN OF THIS"

So Rob, while I respect you, and I love your comic, your kinda an ass.

[Kwanza]

The test is different everywhere, how is half of the forum supposed to know if you're ready?
It's a stupid thread, suck it up. I gave you honest advice, take it or leave it.

[Stealth Prawn]

Once again, Kwanza, thank you for the serious reply. And aren't I allowed to have an opinion? I think a certain Bungie executive sounds gay, but I still like Halo. I also have friends that are dicks, but I still like them. And you have to admit, his first post is just a bit assholish.

So Rob, once again- you're funny, and I respect you, but you're just a bit of an ass.

But who isn't sometimes?

[Gudizere]

That's the 3rd time you've insulted Rob in 3 post's, and i think we kinda got the idea the first time.

And you have no real ground's for insulting anyway, seen as this is a waste of a thread.

[BeneBreadstick]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU INSULTED AN ADMIN

[birthshirt]

Or, heres a thought, I was genuinely asking for advice and opinions, and he, obviously not reading my post, just said "MAKE FUN OF THIS"

So Rob, while I respect you, and I love your comic, your kinda an ass.

I respect you too, you fucking idiot n00b cunt. :gtfo:

For Christ sake this is a web comic forum not faggylearnerdriverswantsomeattentionbeforetheycras handburn.net

[Aoife]

his first post is just a bit assholish.


Only because this is a thread that couldn't possibly be taken seriously.

[John Travolta]

What the fuck.

[Kenneh]

What the fuck is this shit?

[hzac]

This is a thread of gay phail. One fail poking the other in the butt.

[DamnDude]

Fails dont have butts, foo.

[BAN ME PLEASE]

I don't even know how to drive.

[BKS]

I failed my first permit test because I had no idea what the fucking difference between a freeway, highway, and express way was, along with all that fine bullshit