Real 30 year old virgin [Archive]

Rebecca.

08-29-2007, 2:42 AM

30 year old female virgin (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=16358238)

Honestly, I can see why. It looked like she was annoying those guys by constantly screeching "Haaaaay, you're cuuute!" at them. I wouldn't hit it either.

Souldrinker

08-29-2007, 3:28 AM

deadchild90

08-29-2007, 3:32 AM

Oh my god, shes so annoying

Savaril

08-29-2007, 3:38 AM

Well fucking thanks, now im deaf.

She's annoying.

Rainbird

08-29-2007, 4:46 AM

Annoying can describe her ...
But her voice shouldn't be preventing her from getting laid, not when you look at that girl whos had sex 300 times. She was deadly to listen to

Gudizere

08-29-2007, 4:58 AM

Annoying can describe her ...
But her voice shouldn't be preventing her from getting laid, not when you look at that girl who CLAIMED she had sex 300 times. She was deadly to listen to

But yeah, i think it's a set up to be honest. And now my ear's are bleeding. Thanks.

xkittenxsocksx

08-29-2007, 7:13 AM

Oh god it sounds like she just hit puberty.

AntiAnti

08-29-2007, 7:23 AM

I can see why she's still a virgin.
She'll make ears bleed in bed.

Beefynick

08-29-2007, 7:37 AM

That was horrible. I would not have sex with her even if it was the only way to repopulate the species.

She says she is being "selective" but we all know that is only because no guy who has a shred of self-respect would sleep with her.

OddLittleMan

08-29-2007, 7:47 AM

*shrugs*

I'd hit that.

Okay, so maybe I'd have to pretend to be deaf. But still.

BAN ME PLEASE

08-29-2007, 7:48 AM

30 years old is not that old to be a virgin. It's un common but not unbelievable.

Edit: Yah, but she does sound unbelievably annoying. I probably wouldn't want to have sex with her either.

Zoria

08-29-2007, 7:51 AM

She's obviously drunk, but an overly annoying one at that... I guess this is a case where SHE needs to get some guy drunk enough so she can take advantage of him.

Kenneh

08-29-2007, 7:54 AM

Imagine how noisy she is in bed.

EDIT: O WAIT

Jiggz

08-29-2007, 7:58 AM

I can't imagine sex with an inexperienced 30 year old could be any fun. Especially her.

Oberlin

08-29-2007, 8:00 AM

I'd hit it.

with the good ol' 7 iron

Jiggz

08-29-2007, 8:08 AM

I'd hit it.

with the good ol' 7 iron

Shit, are you a virgin?

BKS

08-29-2007, 9:38 AM

I'd tap it with ear plugs in.

Kenneh

08-29-2007, 9:49 AM

I don't think thats enough.

Ninja 2.0

08-29-2007, 10:02 AM

Oh my god. She should shut the fuck up
"Oh my god! I've got a cute guy sandwich! Somebody get some mayonnaise!"

Wow. What the fuck. No wonder your a virgin you dumb bitch

peteaboda1

08-29-2007, 10:24 AM

Oh my god. She should shut the fuck up
"Oh my god! I've got a cute guy sandwich! Somebody get some mayonnaise!"

Wow. What the fuck. No wonder your a virgin you dumb bitch

I like how the two guys were like oh dear god get me out of here.

Cristo

08-29-2007, 10:40 AM

Annoying is a good word to describe her.

But it's not as if she is totally unattractive. Kinda unusual for a not-ugly blonde to last that long without someone taking advantage of her while she was drunk.

Yeah exactly, and it's not like it's hard for a girl to lose her virginity fugly or not. There's always going to be drunk guys out there waiting to make a stupid mistake.

Edit: Oh and she's really really immature.

Spastic

08-29-2007, 12:05 PM

I don't believe her, i want to see her hymen as proof.

ArKaiN

08-29-2007, 12:19 PM

I kinda feel bad for the dudes she shows as ex-boyfriends.
"The following people are incompetent:"
Someone should sit down with her and explain that being a virgin is a bad thing.

Shagg

08-29-2007, 1:58 PM

Every guy she went up didn't realize what they were getting into until she started talking. Once the mouth opened their expressions were like "Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit! Get me tha fuck out!"

Cristo

08-29-2007, 3:31 PM

Every guy she went up didn't realize what they were getting into until she started talking. Once the mouth opened their expressions were like "Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit! Get me tha fuck out!"

"HAI IM RICHARD CUNNINGHAM-...OH FUCK RUN RUN AS FAST MY LITTLE LEGS CAN BACK TO BRITANNIA"

Someone should sit down with her and explain that being a virgin is a bad thing.

Only if you see it that way. It's all relative, to a priest, nun, someone waiting for marriage, someone who's taken a vow of celibacy it's not a bad thing. It's only a bad thing because today's society is so sexually liberated that 12 year olds are having sex and are making being a virgin into something bad.

SLjimbolian

08-29-2007, 4:27 PM

Jesus christ, I had to close that out on the 7-second mark.

abbey

08-29-2007, 4:28 PM

"IVE GOT A CUTE GUY SANDWICH HERE! SOMEBODY GET SOME MAYONNAISE! OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT!"

Lag

08-29-2007, 4:34 PM

I think she is annoying
I think she has a bad voice.
I like to keep my opinions edgy and unique.

Alright, so besides the flush range of replies, I was expecting some fat bald guy who can't leave his basement because he fell in as a child. His parents hated him so they forgot about him and left him there to survive off floor mold n such.

NVM

08-29-2007, 4:36 PM

At first I was like "she's not bad looking at all for her 30s" then about 10 seconds in when she starts yelling I was like, Nope.

Kevosk

08-29-2007, 5:02 PM

I'd fuck her. Don't you guys remember high school? Where all the girls in grades 8-10 were squeaky annoying bitches but then after they get some good cocking they all calm down and get some maturity? It's pretty easy to tell virgins apart from people who've actually had it.

I am homosexual

08-29-2007, 5:03 PM

God, no wonder she's a virgin.

Laced Oysters

08-29-2007, 8:00 PM

She's not that bad looking, but DAMN.
She's annoying.

Stealth Prawn

08-29-2007, 8:18 PM

Shit, are you a virgin?

Did you read the print in white?

Metal Angel

08-29-2007, 8:29 PM

I'd need to tie her down and gag her before I'd even consider it.

And then I'd probably decide not to, and then just leave here there. Because I'm that sort of guy.

Gorilla Tits

08-29-2007, 11:04 PM

Ok at first I was going to say, "She ain't that bad looking, one night stand material maybe?"

And then I watched the rest of the video, and my ears started bleeding... I would be surprised if anyone would be able to survive more then 4 hours with her without blowing their brains out. Or hers.

Spastic

08-29-2007, 11:15 PM

You guys actually listen to women? That's your problem right there.

Snake Face

08-29-2007, 11:22 PM

I can see why she's still a virgin.
She'll make ears bleed in bed.

I think she could make her own vagina bleed with that voice.

Audioslave

08-29-2007, 11:26 PM

Oh, I'd hit that.

Right between the eyes.

Venom

08-30-2007, 12:04 AM

At first I was like "she's not bad looking at all for her 30s" then about 10 seconds in when she starts yelling I was like, Nope.

Exactly my thoughts, at first I was like...she's just doing this for attention and gang bangs, then I found out the truth.

Kevosk

08-30-2007, 12:04 AM

Hey GF, what are your diverse and educated opinions on the matter?

Annoying is a good word to describe her.
shes so annoying
She's annoying.
Annoying can describe her ...
my ear's are bleeding
She'll make ears bleed in bed.
she does sound unbelievably annoying
overly annoying
I'd tap it with ear plugs in
I think she is annoying
I think she has a bad voice.
my ears started bleeding

jewishjosh

08-30-2007, 12:08 AM

She's either faking it, or trying really hard not to get laid. Attention whore either way.

alrightDARLING

08-30-2007, 12:19 AM

I really don't find anything strange about being a virgin at thirty (maybe borderline sweet even?) but she doesn't have to bloody announce it to every guy she meets. She has a really strong personality, but it comes off as being more obnoxious.

JonC

08-30-2007, 3:08 AM

don't believe her, i want to see her hymen as proof

She could have fell causing the hymen to tear or wahtever, girls dont have to get a penis stuffed in them for their hymens to be gone.

She does seem a bit silly. But meh, if I was in the mood or something, I'd have sex with her. but from the part of it that i did watch, she wants ot sex someone she's in a relationship with. You could always just slip something in her drink, then have at it.

Jiggz

08-30-2007, 3:18 AM

Did you read the print in white?

Clearly not.

Mostly because it's not fucking legible, Eisnstein

Serdun

08-30-2007, 10:17 AM

The caption says she is a "magazine blogger."

What the hell is a magazine blogger?

Spastic

08-30-2007, 1:43 PM

The caption says she is a "magazine blogger."

What the hell is a magazine blogger?

Just a wild guess, but maybe someone who blogs for a magazine?

CnGy

08-30-2007, 2:07 PM

Which means she's loaded. Notttt.

I'd hit it.

Really.

Souldrinker

08-30-2007, 3:35 PM

A good point has been made in this thread...

What woman isn't annoying?

gizzalove

08-30-2007, 5:22 PM

Seriously who would throw her a party?!

some n00b

10-21-2007, 3:49 PM

Omg, what an annoying person, but still.... she has gotta be good in bed

BKS

10-21-2007, 4:03 PM

Omg, what an annoying person, but still.... she has gotta be good in bed

Why did you resurrect this?

some n00b

10-21-2007, 4:06 PM

Why did you resurrect this?

But why did YOU resurrect this a couple of minutes later is the real question

Mobius

10-21-2007, 4:07 PM

Because you fucking suck.

some n00b

10-21-2007, 4:08 PM

Well its not my problem if your the one who lets me suck it.

BAN ME PLEASE

10-21-2007, 4:10 PM

suck it harder

some n00b

10-21-2007, 4:11 PM

But my mouth hurts already.

P0K3M0N_MA5T3R

10-21-2007, 4:17 PM

I like how the two guys were like oh dear god get me out of here.
I bet they took her home after the party and raped her so hard.