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CnGy
05-15-2008, 9:59 PM
Send a video showing what you would do for a Klondike bar.

It couldn't be any more awesome.

You could win like $100,000


http://www.klondikecontest.com/Home.aspx
Rob
05-15-2008, 10:20 PM
I can't wait til some idiot kills himself jumping a motorcycle off a building and makes the news.
OoooF4LiFe
05-15-2008, 10:28 PM
Think they'd send him one for that?

I'm sure the competition's fierce.
katethekaterific
05-15-2008, 10:38 PM
What happens, I wonder, when somebody does something excessively dangerous and, like an asshole, says "SUIN' TIME!"?

I'm just saying.
Casalen
05-16-2008, 12:55 AM
They certainly have a disclaimer. One would assume the competition is fierce; I'm guessing they purposely chose the worst videos for their samples. One time I accidentally crapped in my tape deck and the captured raw footage was better than those examples.
Allen
05-16-2008, 1:21 AM
Holy shit. I could win this! I'd do ANYTHING for a Klondike bar. Problem is, I doubt I can get motivated since I can walk around the corner and buy one for a dollar.
Prankenberry
05-16-2008, 10:35 AM
I would kill Marijuana for a Klondike Bar, wait on second thought I would do that for free.
junglebunny
05-16-2008, 10:39 AM
I would watch a 3 day marathon consisting entirely of Mind of Mencia, Little Bush and Blue Collar TV with limited bathroom breaks.
Cocktapus
05-16-2008, 10:49 AM
I don't particularly like klondike.
Prankenberry
05-16-2008, 11:10 AM
I would watch a 3 day marathon consisting entirely of Mind of Mencia, Little Bush and Blue Collar TV with limited bathroom breaks.

You mean Comedy Centrals normal weekend lineup?
CnGy
05-16-2008, 11:23 AM
I don't particularly like klondike.

You have no soul.

I think someone on here could win this shit. If they tried...
Prankenberry
05-16-2008, 11:34 AM
I do like the Reeces Klondike bars, matter of fact I think I'm going to go get one.
Cristo
05-16-2008, 12:30 PM
I don't particularly like klondike.

I don't even know what it is!! :D

I can only assume it's some of chocolate bar or something.
P0K3M0N_MA5T3R
05-16-2008, 1:10 PM
I don't even know what it is!! :D

I can only assume it's some of chocolate bar or something.
Same here, I have no idea, so I'd say, "I'll catch a plane to America for a Klondike bar!". And then film yourself doing that. Just a shame you'd probably end up wasting loads of money which would be fine if you won, but if you didn't, you'd be kind of screwed.
Casalen
05-16-2008, 1:59 PM
""Klondike" is a brand name for a dessert generally consisting of a vanilla ice cream square coated with a thin layer of chocolate. They are generally wrapped with a silver-colored wrapper, upon which the mascot for the brand, a polar bear, appears. In the UK, the generic name for this type of dessert is choc ice. Unlike many similar frozen treats, such as Eskimo Pies, the Klondike bar does not have a stick, a point often touted in advertising."
tunacake
05-16-2008, 2:40 PM
I wouldn't even pay retail for a Klondike bar. Those things are like $2.50. Fuck that.
Cocktapus
05-16-2008, 2:57 PM
See the problem with Klondike is the vanilla ice cream. If it were chocolate, I would be all over that.
cptlol
05-16-2008, 4:09 PM
I would kill Marijuana for a Klondike Bar, wait on second thought I would do that for free.

:band: Nice to be on it?

Anyway,
I'm losing weight so I won't eat chocolate things or that kind.

Though I could kill myself by not eating and then win it. Pointless though.
Voracious32
05-16-2008, 5:40 PM
See the problem with Klondike is the vanilla ice cream. If it were chocolate, I would be all over that.

Those do exist.
kussese
05-17-2008, 1:13 PM
I'd go through the scene where Borat catches his friend masturbating for a klondike bar, but I'd probably be too sick to eat it afterwards :barf:
Quadros
05-17-2008, 2:14 PM
If someone gets me a video camera and ties Cristo down I'll do all kinds of shit for whatever a klondike is!
PyroOwned
05-17-2008, 3:08 PM
I saw the website and was upset to see it wasn't a pub-like bar filled with lesbians, nontheless I would so get those if they were availiable in England.

For that money I wouldn't do much as an American would because it's less when converte to our currency. Erm, I'd probably do something painful to watch like give myself carpet burns and pour in vinegar and salt like in the show Dirty Sanchez.
tunacake
05-17-2008, 3:19 PM
I saw the website and was upset to see it wasn't a pub-like bar filled with lesbians, nontheless I would so get those if they were availiable in England.


A bar in the Yukon with Eskimo lesbians.
frescoSteph
05-17-2008, 4:20 PM
Something terrible is going to happen. I can feel it in my bones.

Some kid is going to do something dumb, and hurt himself, and become the klondike king.
I_Smell
05-17-2008, 4:35 PM
The videos on the site are hillariously shit.
Man, I'd kiss a dude for a klondike bar.





I wouldn't really.
lobster bisque anyone?
05-17-2008, 4:40 PM
$100,000? Shouldn't the winner just get a Klondike Bar?
Savaril
05-17-2008, 6:00 PM
I would eat one of those shitty tasting Klondike bars for a Klondike bar.
tunacake
05-17-2008, 7:34 PM
$100,000? Shouldn't the winner just get a Klondike Bar?

Hahahahahahaha. That seems about right.
Mr. Crow
05-17-2008, 8:19 PM
I wouldn't do jack shit for a Klondike Bar. But I would poke my nose into a fresh pike of Elephant dung for 100,000 dollars.

EDIT: Pile, not pike. Poking my nose into a sharp pike made out of dried Elephant dung would hurt.
CnGy
05-17-2008, 11:02 PM
For yon edification.

http://www.elgrandeproducts.com/files/klondike.jpg
tunacake
05-17-2008, 11:11 PM
And it's referring to the shittiest looking one there, the one with the polar bear wrapper.
Allen
05-18-2008, 12:12 AM
See the problem with Klondike is the vanilla ice cream. If it were chocolate, I would be all over that.

Faggot. That would be too rich. The mesh of crunchy chocolate against smooth vanilla is just astounding!

I hate you.
AtomatonHands
05-18-2008, 1:37 AM
See the problem with Klondike is the vanilla ice cream. If it were chocolate, I would be all over that.

I would watch a 3 day marathon consisting entirely of Mind of Mencia, Little Bush and Blue Collar TV with limited bathroom breaks.

Thats not even bad!
I would watch Rosanne for 48 hours, over and over.

Now that...Thats real torture.
pure_hatred
05-18-2008, 6:11 AM
"What would you do for a Klondyke bar? What you stand on one foot?"
'Sure' *stands on one foot*
"Would you act like a monkey?"
'Uh-huh' *makes hooting noises and scratches armpits"
"Would you kill a man?"
'Uhm... er...' *gunshot*
Ox
05-18-2008, 9:24 AM
It's a fucking choc ice... it's not exactly some rare, delicious extravagance. I wouldn't even get up out my chair for one. Seriously, you'd need to bring it to me. I'd open a Klondike. That's pretty much it, I'd open one to have one.

With regards to the video, someone's gonna get it tattooed to their forehead or something and regret it for the rest of their lives.
CnGy
05-18-2008, 9:49 PM
I'm sure klondike is far tastier than your dirty european choc ice.
tunacake
05-18-2008, 10:11 PM
"What would you do for a Klondyke bar? What you stand on one foot?"
'Sure' *stands on one foot*
"Would you act like a monkey?"
'Uh-huh' *makes hooting noises and scratches armpits"
"Would you kill a man?"
'Uhm... er...' *gunshot*

Quoting Family Guy. You're an edgy sonuvabitch, aren't you? I lol'd at Klondyke though.
Ox
05-19-2008, 4:07 AM
I'm sure klondike is far tastier than your dirty european choc ice.

Ah yes, for the Americans are world-renound for their culinery skills. Not like those silly Europeans... :ahe:
pure_hatred
05-19-2008, 5:17 AM
Quoting Family Guy. You're an edgy sonuvabitch, aren't you? I lol'd at Klondyke though.

Up until this thread, I had no idea what that Family Guy sketch was referring to. Damn right I'm an edgy sonuvabitch.
Urser
05-19-2008, 7:13 AM
Oh, so it's like a MaxiBon?

http://www.helados.nestle.es/img/productos/ficha/maxibon_nata.jpg
Savaril
05-19-2008, 2:26 PM
That looks way more delicious than a fucking Klondike Bar.

I'd so do something amazing for one of those.

Also why the fuck a Klondike Bar? Why not the 'Klondike Big Bear Chocolate Chip Cookie Sandwich' thing, that looks pretty tasty.
Prankenberry
05-19-2008, 3:44 PM
I haven't had a maxibon in a few years.
PyroOwned
05-19-2008, 3:46 PM
They do look pretty shit to be honest. They're probably filled up with additives that make you want more, like Pringles.

Shit, I want pringles now. :wail:
CnGy
05-20-2008, 3:57 PM
Ah yes, for the Americans are world-renound for their culinery skills. Not like those silly Europeans... :ahe:

Yeah they can't cook!

Oh, so it's like a MaxiBon?

http://www.helados.nestle.es/img/productos/ficha/maxibon_nata.jpg

I need one of those. But do they have a contest where you can win money?

I don't think so.

Also the fact that ppl are not familiar with the Klondike bar meme is shock and appall.