The end of an era

[Rob]

Today is officially the very last comic that will feature the Purple-Shirted Eye Stabber.

After a tiring six comics featuring the character, I have decided that it's time to call it quits. Eye Stabber himself was beginning to feel the stress of coming up with fresh jokes revolving around eye stabbing, and I'm sure we all were.

Let's all hope for the best on his adventures outside of the comic, and remember our time with him fondly.

Godspeed, Purple-Shirted Eye Stabber.

[Benjaman]

:salute: Viva La Eyestabber

[GSOM]

Was his final joke saving humanity?

[Soul]

Was his final joke saving humanity?

If he did save humanity it wouldnt be the end of an era now would it?

[Rob]

Was his final joke saving humanity?
That's pretty deep, man. I feel like I can't even soak in that concept. My mind's twisting here.

[Seriodor]

That was beautiful :wail:

[natalie137]

So long sweet prince :cheerio:

[GSOM]

I would cry until I run out of tears, but I know thats not what he would want me to do.

[Shagg]

Why do the good die young? :wail:

[Rob]

Why does everyone think he's dead?

edit: Not saying he isn't or anything.

[GSOM]

I saw it more as like a destiny type of thing. His whole life lead up to that point and he used his great skill for the good of humanity. He didn't die man. He will forever live on.

[OoooF4LiFe]

I hope Obese Maurice isn't too beat up about it. :hmm:

[Benjaman]

http://i31.tinypic.com/2rwqqs6.png
Credit to Tempest

[OoooF4LiFe]

CREDIT TO THE PURPLE-SHIRTED EYE STABBER :salute:

[Bernardo]

:patriot:The moment he was born for finally arrived.

[Arielcz]

He shall be missed, and never forgotten.

[InTransit]

RIP purple shirted eye stabber. May you forever be remembered for all the eyes you've stabbed :salute:

[opn4bzns]

Rob's Eye Stabber saga, a series spanning three years, has finally come to a close, bringing the titular character to his climax, as a figure representing Jesus. The final sequence examines the series' main themes: the relationship between Christianity and violence, as well as western society's fascination for violence and focus on the eyes as an area of beauty, two themes somewhat forgotten in the middle comics.
9/10

[Arielcz]

He'll be back, as the Purple Shirted Zombie.

[nikolago]

You are most certainly going to be missed PSES.
We shall be looking forward to your return! Hail!

[gizzalove]

If we don't know for sure what happened to him then there has to be at least one more comic ending it for certain.

[Hypnotic]

He will return one day. I believe!

[ArrogantFool]

He will live on in our hearts.

[SODA]

At least he died doing what he loved :wail:

[SilverDogg]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/3671/lilaogonhuggarenct9.jpg

couldnt think of anything to write =/. any suggestions?

[Greger]

Well, considering the aliens are giant one-eyed freaks, and he's a purple-shirted eye stabber, my guess would be that he saves humanity,just to find that there are no other humans on earth, and then just destroys his own eyes, which will cause the whole universe to implode thus creating a new big bang.

For it is the dawn of a new time we shall see, and a new eye stabber in a nice coloured shirt will emerge!

[yettenet]

Farewell, PSES!

[Pieman]

A true hero, persecuted for his ideals. He was doing the work of God. He cleansed their souls, and sent them home.

Goodnight, saviour of humanity. May the souls you sent to heaven sing their gratitude for the rest of eternity.


PS; I challenge someone to write a short story about him. He deserves as much

[bugmenot]

Post links to the other strips with pses please.

[SODA]

j-T-wg-Z354

[Goblin Boy]

OK OK! I can take a hint! I'll stop sending you emails asking for more Purple-Shirted Eye Stabber comics.

Sheesh.

[SilverDogg]

j-T-wg-Z354

that.. was beautiful. gave me tears to my eyes.. my old dried up eyes...

[Mirrorman]

Such a beautiful ending to such a beautiful story :salute: .

[InTransit]

SOAD, that was a beautiful and fitting tribute for an Explosmer we will never forget.

[satansick]

I hope there will be a Red shirted eye stabber

[Spiffy13]

He deserves a shirt. A purple shirt.

[Urser]

Someone steal Rob's 'purpleshirtedeyestabber.fla' and make a million comics.

[Superdave131]

NOOOOoooooo!

Sad thing is I read the comic before I read this thread and my exact words were, "Man I love the Purple-Shirted Eye Stabber I hope they never get rid of him". Then I read the thread... Maybe it will be like when they killed superman. Then four new supermen took his place and then the real superman came back and joined up with three of them to take out the 4th who was trying to destroy the world. I can't wait. 4 Purple-Shirted Eye Stabbers would be great.

[0rg4sm]

I always ask myself the queston: "Where did he came from ?"
From outer space ? The future ? Depths of the earth ? .... ?

[Abuckner]

This is a sad sad day for explosm, But he needs to have a back story. maybe he had a blue shirt back then??

[HappyPalooza]

Today's Purple Shirted Eye Stabber comic conveys a message to the audience, but somewhere in the execution, the message gets mixed along the way. DenBleyker tries to tell us that sometimes even a villain can come back as a hero, but are we to forgive the character after he's stabbed hundreds of innocent eyes? Purple Shirted Eye Stabber's return can be compared to that of Rambo, Rocky Balboa, and Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. After years of retirement from the action and adventure, he's back for another round. Overall, while the visuals are somewhat satisfying with a few blatantly obvious drawings that look like they didn't even try to make it look real, the plot is contrived and a tad silly. At one point I wondered, "Am I reading a children's comic?" Pass on this and give this one a rent for one of those lazy saturday afternoons while you're bored with friends.

5/10

[fromtherooftops]

what an ending.

[TomSFox]

How about a Purple-Eyed Shirt Stabber?

[Dragunov07]

So is he going to be replaced? Sorry to move on so quickly, but ive done my grieving.*Salutes him*

[Casezilla]

NOOOOoooooo!

Sad thing is I read the comic before I read this thread and my exact words were, "Man I love the Purple-Shirted Eye Stabber I hope they never get rid of him". Then I read the thread... Maybe it will be like when they killed superman. Then four new supermen took his place and then the real superman came back and joined up with three of them to take out the 4th who was trying to destroy the world. I can't wait. 4 Purple-Shirted Eye Stabbers would be great.


So are you saying the real purple shirted eye stabber will have a horse accident, live as a cripple, be forgotten about then die?
xD


That video was great.

[Bloopy]

That was one hell of an epic comic. It's a bit harsh to end him there. If you can make such a great comic, you can do it again. In a perfect world, he would get his own spin-off series where he fights the aliens!

My purple shirted eye stabber t-shirt has a chocolate stain on it damn it! It's basically just on a white part though, so maybe I could bleach it or something.

[Ercoledi]

It's horrible, everyone, but we can't all turn into a sad sack of tears.

Who am I kidding? Bawwwwww. :wail:

[NadiaPotter]

ow man! I already have 2 purple shirts, maybe is time to start my own eye stabber rampage.

So long purple shirted stabber.


Don't forget, Elvendork is unisex!

[morose]

It's better to burn out, than to fade away! *spin and fist pump*

[tigerlily5]

NOOOO! I LOVE the purple-shirted eye stabber! I can only pray that there is a comeback for the PSES...u were my favorite character....

[Prometheaus]

I feel like I've lost an old friend. He died doing what he loved.:patriot:


How about the son of the PSES?

[Mr. Crow]

He was truly a man among men. A hero wandering the path of darkness. A misunderstood vigilante. A leader of all that is just, doing what was right not because it was easy, but because it was right.

maek a blue-shirted brown-eye stabber XD XD butt jokes

[xMetalXSharkx]

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO.................!!!!!......!! !!

Purple- Shirted Eye Stabber... 2/7/05 - 6/20/08
Lost but not forgotten....... for at least 2 months.

[Zaffy]

I seriously did wonder when the next purple shirted eye stabber comic would be out... but i didn't want to be answered like this! not like this!

I weep for you, purple shirted eye stabber, may you rest well in purple shirted heaven with all the thousand eyes jellyfish, thousand eyes idols and thousand eye restricts you want

http://images.wikia.com/yugioh/images/b/b9/Thousand-EyesIdolPSV-EN-C.jpg
http://images.wikia.com/yugioh/images/2/24/Thousand-EyesRestrictMC1-EN-ScR.jpg
http://images.wikia.com/yugioh/images/c/c9/Thousand-EyesJellyfishTAEV-EN-R.jpg

[lukas]

i found this words from a mother who have a son that reads the comics:

"i was wondering why my kid started to have strange behaviors, such as walking on the street with a knife and wearing purple shirts, is's been strange since my son started to see some crazy comics in the internet, i never knew what could it be, but my son readed everyone, everyday,
today something was strange, my son didn't came to the chicken to have the breakfest, when i tried to talk with him, all i listened was he crying, the door was locked, that's where i noted that i've never entered his room, he unlocked the door, and i had a surprise.
the details on the room aren't important, i'm shame to tell that my son is a eye-stabber, and worst, he wears PURPLE SHIRTS!"


(*"all the fact told here are just fiction"*)

[AngelSierra]

Man Ima miss that dude just going around stabbing everyone in his sight, now that my friends is the American Dream

[rcphq]

how about a compilation of his comics for newer viewers (couple of months)..
id love also to see this in the archives (by "character", the few ones that repit)

[Goose]

I was going to Photoshop him stabbing someone saluting, but I don't I would do him justice.

Purple Shirted Eye Stabber, you will be missed.

[GSOM]

i found this words from a mother who have a son that reads the comics:

"i was wondering why my kid started to have strange behaviors, such as walking on the street with a knife and wearing purple shirts, is's been strange since my son started to see some crazy comics in the internet, i never knew what could it be, but my son readed everyone, everyday,
today something was strange, my son didn't came to the chicken to have the breakfest, when i tried to talk with him, all i listened was he crying, the door was locked, that's where i noted that i've never entered his room, he unlocked the door, and i had a surprise.
the details on the room aren't important, i'm shame to tell that my son is a eye-stabber, and worst, he wears PURPLE SHIRTS!"


(*"all the fact told here are just fiction"*)

Haha, that is pure genius.

[Wowbagger]

He'll be back.

[Raxo]

He better not be back because that would be gay.

[junglebunny]

Why must God take everything I love...

[BilkEmDanno]

Purple-shirted eyestabber approaches the stand and waves a hand to the audience. Upon seeing the millions of people watching him, he develops stage excitement from the millions of pairs of eyes watching him. He grabs his knife and dives...

[Norik]

Words cannot describe him. He is all and everything. He deserved so much more than what he got.

Goodbye. Godspeed, friend.

[Ensiferum]

Maybe an interactive story ?

[FDApple]

I'm going to have to wear my PSES t-shirt tonight in remembrance. So glad I got one of those back in the day.

[TheWillingWell13]

Oh God that scared me. I read up to "last comic" and my heart stopped. The loss of the purple shirted eye stabber is sad as well but I'm just glad that we haven't lost the web comic that we all know and love.

[Aerozol]

He'll be back...
Well, he better be! You'll run out of ideas! Someday! You have to! T__T

SOAD, that was awesome!

[Rob]

Oh God that scared me. I read up to "last comic" and my heart stopped. The loss of the purple shirted eye stabber is sad as well but I'm just glad that we haven't lost the web comic that we all know and love.

Tune in next week for that.

[antoniobdo]

there should be a movie made about PSES's epic battle against the aliens

[EvilPaperclip]

/me cant wait for guest week :D theres gonna be PSES' EVERYWHERE! (Before anyone bans me, I WONT be ressurecting him)

[GSOM]

Tune in next week for that.
C&H is a never ending spectacle.

[TangyZizzle]

A poignant end to the epic story of the Purple-Shirted Eye Stabber, reminiscent of the conclusion to the Blackadder Goes Forth saga. Perhaps someday his descendants will take up arms and purple shirts against the full sighted people of the world.

Remember: In the country of the one-eyed men the Purple-Shirted Eye Stabber is king.

[Crabstick]

I think this is just a ploy so Rob can sell more PSES t-shirts.

It worked, I'm sold.

[John Travolta]

Oh God that scared me. I read up to "last comic" and my heart stopped. The loss of the purple shirted eye stabber is sad as well but I'm just glad that we haven't lost the web comic that we all know and love.

Wow Rob, the people who read these comics don't have lives at all.

[fingerling]

Maybe an interactive story ?

i agree!:patriot:

[jewishjosh]

Let's all hope for the best on his adventures outside of the comic

I feel an animated short coming on.

SOAD, that was fucking brilliant.

You guys should market some solid purple shirts in memoriam.

[TomParis]

Today is officially the very last comic...

Don't do this ever again! My heart stopped beating for a second :)
PSES, may you come back very soon as a "special guest" :)

[Camilasmid]

Anhaaaaaaaaahahaa *crying as hell* I shall miss him, yes... He was one of my heroes.

[isuckatspeling]

I agree PSES should come back...some how some way. but if he is gone from the comic world he will never be gone in our hearts.

[MaxAlcolo]

I wasn't expecting that at all. I'll miss that character for sure, he was one of my favorite.
SOAD, that was amazing !

[Rob]

Wow Rob, the people who read these comics don't have lives at all.

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[HappyPalooza]

I like that everyone suddenly cares about Purple Shirted Eye Stabber when it's announced it's his last comic.

[HappyPalooza]

I like that everyone suddenly cares about Purple Shirted Eye Stabber when it's announced it's his last comic.

You don't know what you got 'til it's gone.

[Gump]

Karma :(

R.I.P. http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/reyestabber.jpg - http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/this-is-the-last-purple-shirted-eye-stabber-comic-ever.png

[Legnanellaf]

You will always live on in our hearts!!!!

[Lucial]

And lo lord said unto jesus: "Best comic evar."

Hell it must be if it can get someone as lazy as me to post, whats it been? A year?

[Lutcikaur]

With the end of the purple shirted eye stabber, there should be a new shirt to commemorate him... it should be plain purple, like his, you should also sell his cool homeless guy hat, and a plastic knife (or metal if you can legally do that...)

:D

I would defiantly buy it.

[tigerlily5]

Wow Rob, the people who read these comics don't have lives at all.

WHAT!?! HOW COULD U!! We HAVE lives thank u very much....

[SODA]

You should definately put a solid purple shirt up for sale, with like a Explosm logo on the chest.

[jewishjosh]

Or a stabbed eye on the back.

[hollenes]

A true American hero...

[slayer41]

My shitty attempt

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/4052/e040ef322692lm5.jpg

[EMTdubby]

do more obese Maurice comics they were fukkin funny

[juguntert]

wow... and just a few days ago I was talking to a friend of mine in class about the PSES...... so sad... so sudden..... but yeah, at least its not the last of all (I was pretty freaked out when I started reading the thread this morning.........)

[SODA]

My shitty attempt

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/4052/e040ef322692lm5.jpg

I would buy that.

[Matt]

We should make a couple bundles of plain purple shirts and those fake retractable plastic knives and give them away at conventions.

[ItsFoxhill]

Man...I would love to see the next comic in the alien/PSES story.

I bet he pwnd in some face...

Pwnd face...

Or eye...

[OoooF4LiFe]

Now thats really playing to your audience. Give your fans knives.

[alexofthefunk]

i think there should be an interactive story about the roots of the purple shirted eye stabber

[OoooF4LiFe]

YEAH GUYS YOU SHOULD DO ANOTHER INTERACTIVE STORY!!1

[satansick]

Maybe an interactive story ?

Man , that would be awesome

[Ctrl_Z]

eh, here's a quickie.
also, it's been a long time since I was active.
forgive me.
http://d.1asphost.com/Ravern666/Picture%2010.png

edit: I fixed the colors, because I noticed they were off. But I'm having troubles with image hosting. I'll upload a fixed version (both color and fixed logo/shirt) later.

[HappyPalooza]

On the back it should say, "If you can read this, your eye was spared."

[roryjhynes]

http://www.raccoonhouse.com/an/eyepatch.JPG
I think I'm glad

[slayer41]

On the back it should say, "If you can read this, your eye was spared."
What do you think. Hope you don't mind i used your template Ctrl Z.

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/1615/picture10op4.png

[Matt]

Congratulations on copy-pasting our logo onto t-shirt clip art and adding basic arial font to another. It looks just as I'd imagine a pixelated logo on clip art would look!

[slayer41]

Congratulations on copy-pasting our logo onto t-shirt clip art and adding basic arial font to another. It looks just as I'd imagine a pixelated logo on clip art would look!

lol, pardon me for not paying to have a real shirt made.

[Matt]

You missed the point. What was your reasoning for making the image?

[GSOM]

To show me the most amazing shirt I've ever seen.

[slayer41]

You missed the point. What was your reasoning for making the image?
boredom

[Zaffy]

You missed the point. What was your reasoning for making the image?

to show our love for the purple shirted eye stabber

[Matt]

By badly conceptualizing merchandise that we won't be making?

[GSOM]

He was fueled by love of a C&H character. If that doesn't touch you, then you have no heart.

[Ekalb]

What do you think. Hope you don't mind i used your template Ctrl Z.

[Slayer14's Shirt]
Needs a stabbed out c&h cartoony eye under the text on the back.

[R0CKER1220]

I'm gon' miss him. . .

[Metzelei]

The purple-shirted eye stabber was, is, and always will be the exemplification of manliness. May his epic journey of carnage never be forgotten as explosm moves on and begins a new, not as purple, era.:salute:

[Zaqsaw]

I'm pretty sure i read that comic 10 times before i read the news post... then the comic 10 times more again
pretty epic awsome

[socialphobia]

Sadness. Goodbye.

[satansick]

This is getting a little to cheesy

[mmmness]

today is a day where i will wear a purple shirt and carry a knife, i hope that makes you happy rob.....

[Maderek]

So, judging on the last panel, does he like, attack the aliens by stabbing their eyes, thus saving the world?

WE WILL NEVER KNOW

[minishaw]

well as a long time reader and never a forum member i had to join just to say we will miss him very very much and his purple shirt plus the stabbing

but i always thought he was like a wiggle so im hopeing you now tell the story about the red,yellow and blue shirted eye stabbers ;)

[Leech]

We'll never forget him.
He and Trelaf the Wise were the best characters ever. Luckly they met in life.

[MrDoctor]

I will miss you man RIP buddy.

[meta_knight]

ya he is too cool. pses is my favorite c&h character. i will miss him.:wail:

o ya and i my icon is in memory of him

u can take it without permision i dont care

o but dont take out charles the really stupid boyfriend, rob!

[JesusWithTrumpet]

I must say Rob, when i read the last comic, all i could say was OMG, this is one of the best comics C&H has ever written...PSES i love you.

then i see this post on forums, and i almost cried man. this is very VERY depressing. i have praised PSES as if he was Jesus himself, and now he is no more. I believe that he did not die, but Stabbed every one of those one eyed alien MO FOs.

I sincerely hope you make more comics, because me and my close friend live for him. we made a PSES out of play doh, and we comstantly draw him on everything. He is our saviour, and he will be greatly missed.

HAVE SOME HUMANITY AND BRING HIM BACK ROB

p.s. you should definitaly make a short starring purple shirted eye stabber, chronicling his adventures.

also Rob, you are great, and dont deserve to be cut down, we just praise your work so much, its very depressing. its like loosing our father. we will continue to love your comics everyday, but PSES will live on in our hearts.

[Cless]

that was a great final for him
stabbing big alien eyes >:)

purple shirted eye stabber forever !!!

[Rush]

God Bless Purple Shirted Eye Stabber!

[JesusWithTrumpet]

Also, i must say that to SOAD, your tribute is the most fitting that i've seen, and don't think there will be a much better one.

[Greger]

How about an interactive story with PSES?
I think such idea would work really great, maybe he'll meet up with fredrico and together they shall help save humanity! (oh, and let's not forget our brave austronaut too)

[lukas]

Haha, that is pure genius.

:lol:

[GSOM]

:fmita:

[sly939]

You should have another one of those interactive forum story thingy, like the one with the aliens and the spaceguy, and fredrico, but have it with the purple shirted eye stabber. even if you dont, let him live on in everyones mind!

[Rush]

Or instead of an interactive story maybe an animation like Sparticus/The Sign, stuff like that.

[Raxo]

Or maybe just let the character not exist anymore.

[satansick]

No , we need to whine and bitch about it

And make crappy merchandise

[lukas]

you fool!
let the poor man rest a bit,
you think is easy to be on six comics?

why dont you try!

in 3 comics you'll be begging for death!

fool!

[Axel]

The end of the PSES makes him an icon of cyanide n happiness.

Awesome ending, it's like those superheroes epilogues

About the videos... i must say... LOL FAG!! XD

Now... the question...

Did he have a son???

[Fluzz]

Perfect ending. Id say his most memorable appearance next to your promo for your t shirts, that was absolute genius.

[Ikin]

:patriot: We will never forget you, Purple-Shirted Eyed Stabber.

[eXo]

:(

godspeed...

[Lunatic Cheezo]

Today is officially the very last comic that will feature the Purple-Shirted Eye Stabber.

After a tiring six comics featuring the character, I have decided that it's time to call it quits. Eye Stabber himself was beginning to feel the stress of coming up with fresh jokes revolving around eye stabbing, and I'm sure we all were.

Let's all hope for the best on his adventures outside of the comic, and remember our time with him fondly.

Godspeed, Purple-Shirted Eye Stabber.

I feel sad. But he was a truly brilliant character and has gone out with a bang, and as a hero. You will be missed, PSES.

[Phrozt]

j-T-wg-Z354

That was so perfect it's unbelievable....

[Phrozt]

We should make a couple bundles of plain purple shirts and those fake retractable plastic knives and give them away at conventions.


Except that people would probably be stabbing people in the eye thinking it would retract, but the force needed to retract the knife would probably actually injure someone's eye.

[Axel]

It's a good ending, but please stop the faggotry... the purple-shirted eye stabber would stab your eyes.



Except that people would probably be stabbing people in the eye thinking it would retract, but the force needed to retract the knife would probably actually injure someone's eye.

Hahahaha yeah!

[Nightwork]

*cries* Noooooo!!!!!!! we will miss u .. stabber FTW..
we will always carry you in our stabbed eyes...

[gordanthefree]

Oh my god, he should have lived longer :C

YOU WILL LIVE ON IN MY HEART... or should I say in my eye :lol:

[elmartino]

why get rid of purple shirted eye stabber?? his time had not yet come. Im sure u could have got a lot more laughs outta him! sure u mite think the whole idea got old, but u still could have used him every 100 comics or something. He was one of my fav's, along with that *squeeze* guy.

keep up the good work!

[thatswhatyourmomsaid]

Wow, this is depressing, he was probably my favourite character. Except for maybe AR man and L!F. Me and my friends have a massive inside joke about him. Purple shirted eye-stabber, you'll be missed :frown:

[Quadros]

Wow, this is depressing, he was probably my favourite character. Except for maybe AR man and L!F. Me and my friends have a massive inside joke about him. Purple shirted eye-stabber, you'll be missed :frown:

I think you'll find that my mother has never said that.

[tonyi]

He needs his own movie. I loved the stabbing man

[indus15]

i think thats pretty messed
considering in all the others he just stabbed random people
while in this one actually did something decent

[boing777]

rob said that this was the last COMIC not video
so i think thats how he'll end the purpleshirted eyestabber

[meta_knight]

ya i made some pictures of rob's comics. one has pses!!!!! o ya check this cuz ill make more

[meta_knight]

ya i made some pictures of rob's comics. one has pses!!!!! o ya check this cuz ill make more

ya this is another message cuz i ran out of room in the other one. now i'll hav any character from anyone's comic

[Raxo]

You suck.

[meta_knight]

You suck.

Who me? R u saying I suck? Cuz if u r, i know i do. I'm only a basic paint user.

o ya and u should change your avatar.

[Raxo]

Stop sucking so much.

[meta_knight]

Stop sucking so much.

dude okay i dont suck. maybe u just suck and u feel really bad about yourself so u try and fail to put others down.:moon:

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[Raxo]

Yeah you do suck.

[ShadowFlame]

Who me? R u saying I suck? Cuz if u r, i know i do. I'm only a basic paint user.

o ya and u should change your avatar.

Oh no.
The Presence of a 9 year old Is Within....
Quick Everyone STOP,DROP AND ROLL!

[PSES_Apprentice]

Shit man only like 3 weeks new to the page n comics n already my fav char gets killed, o MIAed, w/e.....

Fear not for an apprentice i shall be.

Farewell PSES.....

[meta_knight]

maybe hes pses's apprentice, the green shirted back chopper?

[Axel]

Oh cmon, don't try to anticipate things

[jewishjosh]

maybe hes pses's apprentice, the green shirted back chopper?

It's the Magic-Bearded Axe Murderer.

Now I'm no PSES fanboy, but there's clearly a ton of demand for these shirts. Ignoring the market is just bad business. :blanky:

[boing777]

i agree with jewishjosh

[Maderek]

We should make a couple bundles of plain purple shirts and those fake retractable plastic knives and give them away at conventions.

That would be enough of a reason for me to go to one.

[Fluzz]

This has kind of got me worried, the whole concept of end. theres an end to everything, and that includes explosm. i mean itll start with, lets take dave for example, quitting, and it wont be long until the rest follow the trend. then what? this comic is like perfect for my humour nothing else can replace it. i know its kinda early to think about it but id really hate to see it go.

[RandomFunn]

Took him 'dying' to get some recognition eh? Sad, sad stuff...

I'll miss his comics though. Always been a fan, always will be.

[OMGITSPETER]

really i was starting to like the purple eye stabber lol i like the latest fighting the aliens :frown:

[chickensgocluck]

SOAD that was brilliant. No better tribute to such an amazing hero.
The purple shirted eye stabber can't come back. If you think he can you must not understand the reason he left in the first place. Having an heir to his throne wouldn't be very acceptable either. Way to try and replace him douche bags.

o/ Purple Shirted Eye Stabber \o

[MagicMagician]

his one talent saved the future of C&H? he isn't a mere man, he is a saint

[mathisthrasher]

Total Posts: 5,309 (4.57 posts per day)

powned

[asphysciated_emus]

maybe he had a blue shirt back then??
it's was more violet than blue, but then it was more pink than purple. ;-)

[kelvinpunk18244]

Today is officially the very last comic that will feature the Purple-Shirted Eye Stabber.

After a tiring six comics featuring the character, I have decided that it's time to call it quits. Eye Stabber himself was beginning to feel the stress of coming up with fresh jokes revolving around eye stabbing, and I'm sure we all were.

Let's all hope for the best on his adventures outside of the comic, and remember our time with him fondly.

Godspeed, Purple-Shirted Eye Stabber.

Darn, I thought of a nifty comic too

[dellebird]

I HAVE FOUND HIS HUMAN (and female? :x) COUNTERPART!!!

http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v172/215/108/600580810/n600580810_496324_5724.jpg

[JesusWithTrumpet]

dellebird, thats just horrible, and not amusing. that pains me to see.

[watchinyousquirm]

speaking of killing off things, what happened to *squeeze* and all the superheroes? did i miss something?

[LASERSandHATS]

u dont need to retire the purple-shirted eye-stabber!!!
u dont evn need to come up with new jokes!
just hav him stab some ppl in evry comic cuz that entertaining enuf! lol
yeah wher did all the superheroes go?
seizure man and lol fag wer the best! :)

[Hawke]

I miss him already.

[OoooF4LiFe]

LET HIM DIE ALREADY

[Urser]

u dont need to retire the purple-shirted eye-stabber!!!
u dont evn need to come up with new jokes!
just hav him stab some ppl in evry comic cuz that entertaining enuf! lol
yeah wher did all the superheroes go?
seizure man and lol fag wer the best! :)

DEW DIS

[Sarge51]

LET HIM DIE ALREADY

Never. He taught me so many life lessons. I want him back. Not even a random eye stab now and again? Come on, Rob, this is like that time you took God knows how long on the latest Joe Zombie episode.

You failed me.

[MillenniumMan]

Here crybabies...

I was gonna save this until Christmas week...

[hoopymo]

Here crybabies...

I was gonna save this until Christmas week...


That was fucking shite, you should be banned from life for such a shitty waste of time and a shit comic.

[MillenniumMan]

That was fucking shite, you should be banned from life for such a shitty waste of time and a shit comic.

Does this make you feel better? Because I can think of a dozen new ways to bring new life to the purple shirted eye stabber...

[Not RobD]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1308/1327963219_7d0a20e912_o.jpg

[MillenniumMan]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1308/1327963219_7d0a20e912_o.jpg

Purple Shirted Ass-whipper?

[hoopymo]

Does this make you feel better? Because I can think of a dozen new ways to bring new life to the purple shirted eye stabber...


Wow, Going into Ms paint and changing the text just showed how much of a fag you really are.

[MillenniumMan]

Wow, Going into Ms paint and changing the text just showed how much of a fag you really are.

Buhahahaha..... MS paint, that's funny... PSP actualy. HEY ROB, C'mere a sec will ya? This guy hates people who use MSPaint and reuses old characters...

I'm not foing to waste any valuable time on a loser like you HOopyMO. You made permanent ignore.

Loser...

[MistyTehMoose]

Buhahahaha..... MS paint, that's funny... PSP actualy. HEY ROB, C'mere a sec will ya? This guy hates people who use MSPaint and reuses old characters...

I'm not foing to waste any valuable time on a loser like you HOopyMO. You made permanent ignore.

Loser...

The fuck is wrong with you?

[Alcoholic]

Let us not judge the mentally handicapped, lest we be judged ourselves.

Instead, let's call them mentally candy-capped. That brings a smiling kind of tone to the term, and we still know what we mean :smile:

(Millenium is mentally candy-capped)

[DANBERTONI]

Hey Folks!

Do you have all the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber Comics?

I've been looking for them, but it's difficult to find...

[LaughBoo]

http://www.explosm.net/comics/15/ Start here and keep clicking next.

[Remote]

http://i31.tinypic.com/2rwqqs6.png
Credit to Tempest
The Purple-Shirted Eye Stabber was the John Conner of stick men.

[CuntMuppet]

BRING BACK PSES '09

[Vamparific]

BRING BACK PSES '09

[cancerfist]

Hey Folks!

Do you have all the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber Comics?

I've been looking for them, but it's difficult to find...


http://www.explosm.net/comics/49/
http://www.explosm.net/comics/55/

thats 2 of them theyre all to spread out

[RaxoZellet]

Looking back at these they're not funny :/

[Tweek]

There's a few good comics in total and a purple-shirted eye stabber comic was never one of them.

[Ragnak]

Looking back at these they're not funny :/

You're going to hell for that.

(?)

[Metalhead636]

Looking back at these they're not funny :/

Old C&H sucks.



Fuck it, new C&H sucks.

[RaxoZellet]

I think Calvin an Hobbes is great!