Kris
08-30-2007, 4:56 PM
For those of you who do or do not know who Joe Rogan is, you might recognise his noon-o-clock shadowed face as the host of Fear Factor. He is also the spokesperson for UFC, and also a Tae Kwon Do champion. You may remember him Tae Kwon Do'ing the funny out of the Man Show in 2003 where he co hosted with Doug Stanhope. Aside from being a Tae Kwon Do champion, and Man Show destroyer, he is apparently beginning his stand-up career.
His CD is entitled "Shiny Happy Jihad."
Personally, I enjoy a majority of stand-up comedians. Which have fairly large footsteps to follow, but Joe Rogan kicks people so I'll give him a chance.
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I slide my recently attained Joe Rogan cd in my computer and get ready to listen as he starts his routine.
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My mind is open. So you fans and/or enemies of Joe Rogan should drop your torches, pitchforks, feather dusters, and other assorted weapons and hold hands so we can embrace this together.
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His CD opens to a growling fellow introducing Joe Rogan as he makes his way to the stage. This CD was recorded from a live show in San Francisco. He mentions how no one knows he's a comedian and that most people know him from Fear Factor. JUST WHAT WE WERE THINKING! Joe Rogan bellows something about a mouth full of animal dicks that makes me giggle and sparks my attention.
I think J. Roge (I'm calling him J. Roge because it's hip like the Fonz) is trying to be controversial. Since he opens with animal dicks, and marijuana. He somehow whips it around to the Middle East with an awful impression of Middle Eastern accents.
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One highlight is the way J. Roge dealt with a couple of people shouting in the crowd. A woman, most likely fat, yells some inaudible exclamation she pieces together. J. Roge snaps and calls her the bitch word, startling her obese ears. Which gives me a warm feeling.
J. Roge moves onto more middle east material, constantly shouting "bitch" and "jihad" which stretches an "oh j. roge" type frown across my face. I'd have to say, without my long-winded introduction, you'd think that J. Roge was an experienced mediocre comedian that can almost make you grin.
He cartwheels his materials subject from Middle East to doing fat chicks. The two most pressing issues of the new millennium. Before I know it, he is prattling on about teaching children to masturbate.
J. Roge's delivery is energetic which is a plus. As far as being controversial, he's kind of going to the stuff that offends no one. Good? Bad? Only Miss Cleo knows. J. Roge educates the audience on why gay sex is funny. When you hear his voice you don't picture him kicking anyone in the face which is a real put down. He mentions some slightly humorous things about penguins. I giggle thinking about J. Roge spin-kicking a penguin.
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I have to say I can't enjoy his standard comedian type of material. It's sort of like the "What's the deal with ________?" Kinda thing.
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All and all, I wish Joe Rogan would spend more time uppercutting things, and less time making bad impressions. I've gathered a list of comedians he would be compared to:
George Carlin
Eddie Izzard
Steve Martin
Keanu Reeves
Ryan Seacrest
Geico Commercials
Blues Clues
Dave Navarro
Homeless People
Totally Spies
HBO Family
Jenna Jameson
Fire Ants
I'd recommend listening to it, but buying it would be your gamble. I think J. Roge is almost funny, but just barely misses the mark like a cross eyed kid playing wack-a-mole.
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His CD is entitled "Shiny Happy Jihad."
Personally, I enjoy a majority of stand-up comedians. Which have fairly large footsteps to follow, but Joe Rogan kicks people so I'll give him a chance.
http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Writing/Kris/pounce.png
I slide my recently attained Joe Rogan cd in my computer and get ready to listen as he starts his routine.
[MORE]
My mind is open. So you fans and/or enemies of Joe Rogan should drop your torches, pitchforks, feather dusters, and other assorted weapons and hold hands so we can embrace this together.
http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Writing/Kris/radio.png
His CD opens to a growling fellow introducing Joe Rogan as he makes his way to the stage. This CD was recorded from a live show in San Francisco. He mentions how no one knows he's a comedian and that most people know him from Fear Factor. JUST WHAT WE WERE THINKING! Joe Rogan bellows something about a mouth full of animal dicks that makes me giggle and sparks my attention.
I think J. Roge (I'm calling him J. Roge because it's hip like the Fonz) is trying to be controversial. Since he opens with animal dicks, and marijuana. He somehow whips it around to the Middle East with an awful impression of Middle Eastern accents.
http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Writing/Kris/rockem.png
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One highlight is the way J. Roge dealt with a couple of people shouting in the crowd. A woman, most likely fat, yells some inaudible exclamation she pieces together. J. Roge snaps and calls her the bitch word, startling her obese ears. Which gives me a warm feeling.
J. Roge moves onto more middle east material, constantly shouting "bitch" and "jihad" which stretches an "oh j. roge" type frown across my face. I'd have to say, without my long-winded introduction, you'd think that J. Roge was an experienced mediocre comedian that can almost make you grin.
He cartwheels his materials subject from Middle East to doing fat chicks. The two most pressing issues of the new millennium. Before I know it, he is prattling on about teaching children to masturbate.
J. Roge's delivery is energetic which is a plus. As far as being controversial, he's kind of going to the stuff that offends no one. Good? Bad? Only Miss Cleo knows. J. Roge educates the audience on why gay sex is funny. When you hear his voice you don't picture him kicking anyone in the face which is a real put down. He mentions some slightly humorous things about penguins. I giggle thinking about J. Roge spin-kicking a penguin.
[MORE]
I have to say I can't enjoy his standard comedian type of material. It's sort of like the "What's the deal with ________?" Kinda thing.
http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Writing/Kris/words.png
All and all, I wish Joe Rogan would spend more time uppercutting things, and less time making bad impressions. I've gathered a list of comedians he would be compared to:
George Carlin
Eddie Izzard
Steve Martin
Keanu Reeves
Ryan Seacrest
Geico Commercials
Blues Clues
Dave Navarro
Homeless People
Totally Spies
HBO Family
Jenna Jameson
Fire Ants
I'd recommend listening to it, but buying it would be your gamble. I think J. Roge is almost funny, but just barely misses the mark like a cross eyed kid playing wack-a-mole.
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