Happy Birthday Spastic Colon

[Mr Anorexia]

HB and shit, man.

[Spastic]

Thanks Bob.

[I am homosexual]

Happy birthday. You're that much closer to death. This means that you must:

a) drink (more)
b) smoke (more)
c) sexy time (more)

Why do you think old guys are always getting young chicks?:facts:

[Mr Anorexia]

Because all girls are fucking skanks that will sleep with anything. (They are all secretly lesbians)

[I am homosexual]

Because all girls are fucking skanks that will sleep with anything. (They are all secretly lesbians)

Girls are weird like that. Ever wonder why they all go to the bathroom together? :science:

[Mr Anorexia]

To trade tampons with each other.

[Kenneh]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[I am homosexual]

To trade tampons with each other.

Actually, I learned in my psych class that it has to do with how females are naturally more predisposed to be social than males. You don't hear guys asking each other if they'd join him in a nice whiz. Unless you're looking for some Larry Craig Fun Bathroom Times.

But it's true. Women are trying to get information from each other constantly about things they find important: how they look, how they feel, and things that they're planning on doing. :facts:

It's written down. That means it's true.

[Mr Anorexia]

Yeah and to see if they are fresh down there.

[Urser]

Isn't this supposed to be about Spastic Colon's birthday?

Happy birthday you spunk!

[Benjaman]

Happy B-day

[xkittenxsocksx]

HB

[spaj]

Happy Birthday Spastic!

[Spastic]

Thanks guys!

[Scrotemeal]

Happy Birthday Spaztic!

[Joho The Hobo]

Yea, I don't know you, but happy birthday anyway!

And:

...you must:

a) drink (more)
b) smoke (more)
c) sexy time (more)

= very good advice. I'd follow it if I were you.

[Chardon07]

stop making happy birthday threads. no one really gives a shit but they dont want to be mean so they say happy birthday anyways and to boost their post count +1

[vegeta]

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