Placentas are REALLY fucking gross.

[Ox]

If you thought childbirth was a wondrous and beautiful thing then just take a look at this work of nsfw HORROR! (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b9/Human_placenta_both_sides.jpg)

I am never going to be present at any of my children's births.

It looks like a brain and a jellyfish and a stingray combined in to one, bloody horror show.

[Niki]

That picture is probably the most effective form of birth control I've ever seen.

[Alcoholic]

When I worked on a farm, nothing ever bothered me. I saw some nasty shit. But I came about a foot away from puking when afterbirth fell on me.

The female body has some weird shit going on.

[Hickabod]

Thats huge

[Ox]

When I worked on a farm, nothing ever bothered me. I saw some nasty shit. But I came about a foot away from puking when afterbirth fell on me.

The female body has some weird shit going on.

Especially 'vaginas', right?! I mean, what the fuck's going on with those things?!

[Alcoholic]

Hell if I know dude, I just put things in there whenever I happen to be with a ladyfriend, and stuff just goes wild from there. Sometimes I get thanked, and sometimes it's pepper-spray. Girls are weiiiiiird.

[Akvod]

Mmmmm, looks delicious.

Just found some great ingredients and variations!:

0ijf5vAko4o

[Ox]

Mmmmm, looks delicious.

You're a liar.

[Prawnatron]

Some people eat placentas. :facts:

[Niki]

Thats huge

Yeah it's not normal for them to be that big.. right?

[Prawnatron]

Mmmmm, looks delicious.

Some people eat placentas. :facts:

[Ox]

Some people eat placentas. :facts:

That is a commonly-known fact. Be more interesting.

[Shmuh]

Hahahaha, awesome. brb lunch

[Alcoholic]

Say something like, "It's a religious practice that Catholics eat placenta every third Wednesday of the month" or that it's the entrance exam to becoming a clwon.

[Niki]

Why would you want to eat it though? It looks like it would be really slippery.

[Akvod]

You're a liar.

Maybe you're just lying to yourself because of your society's norms and taboos.

[Shmuh]

Stick it in the deepfryer first or something. Deep fried placenta, mmm.

[Akvod]

Why would you want to eat it though? It looks like it would be really slippery.

Do you eat chicken raw? I didn't think so.

[Mirrorman]

Yeah it's not normal for them to be that big.. right?

It is.

[Niki]

Yes I do. Is that a problem?

[Prawnatron]

I just saw one on TV.

[Alcoholic]

Do you eat chicken raw? I didn't think so.

Whenever possible and not frowned upon by others in the immediate area.

[Niki]

Whenever possible and not frowned upon by others in the immediate area.

Who gives a shit if it's frowned upon? I eat my chicken and steak raw and drink milk right out of the carton, like a real man.

[Alcoholic]

Oh shit, I thought he said "women", not "chicken".

[Souldrinker]

Some people eat placentas. :facts:

Some people eat humans! (http://forums.explosm.net/showthread.php?t=35359) :facts:

I've actually sat and had a conversation with someone who ate their afterbirth. I was totally into the conversation but everyone else at the bbq seemed to think it wasn't such a good idea.

[Alcoholic]

Some people eat humans! (http://forums.explosm.net/showthread.php?t=35359) :facts:

I've actually sat and had a conversation with someone who ate their afterbirth. I was totally into the conversation but everyone else at the bbq seemed to think it wasn't such a good idea.

If I hadn't had pound after pound of afterbirth fall on me from a living animal, that wouldn't particularly bother me.

[Akvod]

Who gives a shit if it's frowned upon? I eat my chicken and steak raw and drink milk right out of the carton, like a real man.

I find your statements to be both sexist, and harmful to society. You're encouraging people to practice something extremely unhealthy. I don't disapprove of your practice because it's "disgusting" or "frowned upon", but because of the parasites and diseases people can contract.

Thanks for taking my statement out of context, Mr. Machoman.

[Niki]

Well if you're a real man your body can destroy parasites and infections and diseases and whatnot in less than a second.

[slushbucket]

http://www.cracked.com/article_16508_6-terrifying-things-they-dont-tell-you-about-childbirth.html

[Akvod]

Well if you're a real man your body can destroy parasites and infections and diseases and whatnot in less than a second.

So you're saying Buddha wasn't a real man? =/

[Niki]

Well he's dead so obviously not.

[Prawnatron]

Even a complication-free birth is likely to cost upwards of $10,000

Really?! I didn't think American healthcare was so expensive. Also I liked how that article had the blobfish on.

[Prankenberry]

That thing looked like the blop

[Assassin]

I'm never ever going to give birth after seeing this.

[Matterialize]

Cats eat the placenta :facts:

[Chrono]

Hey Ox, you misspelt sexy

[Cristo]

That video is verging on cannibalism.

[Alcoholic]

I'm never ever going to give birth after seeing this.

I have terrible news: you're pregnant. :frown:

[Pachycephelosaurus]

Holy fuck, I'm going to throw up. Birth is probably the most disgusting facet of human life that I can think of.

[Tweek]

Seeing a baby's head claw its way out of a vagina is really cool.

[Freelancer]

Well he's dead so obviously not.

Real men never had to deal with avian flu before.

I think it'd be pretty interesting to find out why some cultures eat the placenta or an individual chooses too. Sounds fascinating.

[Niki]

Real men never had to deal with avian flu before.

I think it'd be pretty interesting to find out why some cultures eat the placenta or an individual chooses too. Sounds fascinating.

Bitch please. I fight off SARS, bird flu, AIDS and cancer multiple times every day.

[/.\]

That thing looks like an aborted stingray.

[Clerlic]

Wow, and I thought the newborn babies were gross already, but now this! Human anatomy keeps on surprising.

[Alcoholic]

I give all my friends AIDs, for the hell of it. I like to toughen them up. Buddha ain't got shit, as he never even created any placenta. And if he did, they were fat.

[Frobes]

Mmmm...Placenta. Best meal I ever ate!

[Casalen]

Bitch please. I fight off SARS, bird flu, AIDS and cancer multiple times every day.

Hell yeah! Way to be a manly man. I trust you eat nails for a light snack as well?

Also, everything to do with birth is disgusting. My girlfriend plans to have many children, and I've made it clear that I don't want to see them come out. Unless instead of a baby it's an alien and it comes out of her stomach and starts killing the doctor and whoever else is there. While I laugh and say 'this is awesome!'.

But otherwise, yeah, birth is gross.

[MistyTehMoose]

When I give birth I am going to be hopped up on so many painkillers it will be a surprise I am even conscious.

[Graft]

Cats eat the placenta :facts:

All animals instinctively eat the placenta. It's packed with nutrients and stuff that they need after to grueling hours of birthing.

[TheHighwaySong]

I sure hope the State Fair serves Fried Placenta again this year!

[degoroth]

That's fucking AWESOME! I want to have me some fried placenta.

[/.\]

Somehow, the way how something so large and misshapen is able to slide out of a woman's vagina eludes me completely.

[Niki]

Hell yeah! Way to be a manly man. I trust you eat nails for a light snack as well?

You fucking bet! I eat cement and bricks seasoned with diamonds for dinner every night.

[Tyler_Legrand]

Is a placenta so rare to see on this forum?

Why would you want to eat it though? It looks like it would be really slippery.

You're not supposed to waste it

[Subways4life]

I once saw a video in school that showed a woman giving birth, and literaly everyone in the class turned their head away in the course of 3 seconds. Except me.

When I was going to be born, my mom asked her sister (who already had kids) if she should bring a mirror when she gave birth to see her precious baby when he first came out. My aunt's reply was "NO!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?"

[Crabstick]

I once saw a video in school that showed a woman giving birth, and literaly everyone in the class turned their head away in the course of 3 seconds. Except me.

You looked at a vagina on a television?

Fuck you're hardcore.

Also, I'm watching my figure. Does placenta come in diet?

[Hawke]

The picture really isn't that bad.

[hoopymo]

There are much worse pictures and videos on the internet.

But it's still pretty damn gross.

[Niki]

The picture really isn't that bad.

Imagining that coming out of your vagina is pretty bad.

[I_Smell]

2 girls 1 childbirth

[hoopymo]

Harlequin babies are worse.

[MSB]

Some people opt to not cut their childs umbilical cord, which leave the child attached to the placenta until it dries up and falls off on it's own.

Lotus birth. :facts:

[TheHighwaySong]

Harlequin babies are worse.
*shudders* Jesus Christ I remember the first time I saw one.

[hoopymo]

*shudders* Jesus Christ I remember the first time I saw one.

Have you seen one with the back of its head missing?

[/.\]

God, harlequin babies are worse than every single shock site on the internet combined. The first time I saw one I couldn't get the image of it out of my head for weeks. :wail:

[TheHighwaySong]

I'd rather dive into goatse than ever look at a harlequin baby again.

[davidpwns]

Top one reminds me of this:
http://i33.tinypic.com/71rc3p.gif

[Casalen]

When the placenta first comes out, it's still attached to the uterus. So if it's disconnected too soon the uterus will bleed out while the person dealing with the birth still has to do something with the afterbirth.

[Graft]

I'd rather dive into goatse than ever look at a harlequin baby again.

God. I just had to check explosm one last time before going to bed. Now I don't know if I'll ever sleep again. I didn't have any idea what a harlequin baby was until this thread. Fuck.

[Alzo]

I've never heard of a harlequin baby until now. I really wanted 4 kids, but now I'm not too sure. Do harlequin babies live for long?

[/.\]

If morbid curiosity strikes any of you:

Harlequin-type ichthyosis (also harlequin ichthyosis, ichthyosis congenita, Ichthyosis fetalis or keratosis diffusa fetalis), a skin disease, is the most severe form of congenital ichthyosis, characterized by a thickening of the keratin layer in fetal human skin. In sufferers of the disease, the skin contains massive, diamond-shaped scales, and tends to give off a reddish color. In addition, the eyes, ears, mouth, and other appendages may be abnormally contracted. The scaly keratin greatly limits the child's movement. Because the skin is cracked where normal skin would fold, it is easily pregnable by bacteria and other contaminants, resulting in serious risk of fatal infection.

The features of sufferers are deformed facially and cranially. The ears may be very poorly developed or absent entirely, as may the nose. The eyelids are severely everted (ectropion), which leaves the eyes and the area around them very susceptible to trauma. They often bleed upon birth. The lips, pulled by the dry skin, are fixed into a wide grimace (eclabium). Arms, feet, and fingers are almost always deformed in such a way that they cannot bend properly, and may be below the normal size. They present hypoplasia in the fingers; therefore, they cannot grab things properly, or they can barely touch them. Polydactyly, a condition in which one has more than the usual number of toes or fingers, has also been found in these infants.

They are extremely susceptible to changes in temperature due to their armor-like skin, which prevents normal heat loss. This can result in hyperthermia. Their respiration is also restricted by the skin, which impedes the chest wall from expanding and drawing in enough air. This can lead to hyperventilation and respiratory failure. Harlequins are often dehydrated, as their plated skin is not well suited to keeping water in.

For the love of all that is good, do NOT do an image search for these unless you want nightmares.

[Alzo]

If morbid curiosity strikes any of you:



For the love of all that is good, do NOT do an image search for these unless you want nightmares.

I wish you said this earlier in the thread, I cant stop crying! Oh gosh I hope this never happens to my kids. :(

[Stickperson]

Wouldn't eating a placenta count as a minor form of cannibalism? If not, then it's like eating someone's shit or their hair after a haircut.

Mmmm... hair.

[hoopymo]

I wish you said this earlier in the thread, I cant stop crying! Oh gosh I hope this never happens to my kids. :(

Well thats what happens when you google shock images


Oh to sum up Harlequin babies they look like snake monster babies covered in blood.

[MistyTehMoose]

It is incredibly rare, though.

[hoopymo]

True, i think the odds are about 1 in 2 million

[Alzo]

[QUOTE=hoopymo;811105]Well thats what happens when you google shock images


QUOTE]

Curiousity is going to be the death of me one day, I couldn't help myself.

[Clerlic]

Good thing I was smoking weed the time I first saw a harlequin baby, right now the image is gone from my head, but I do remember how disgusting it is.

[hoopymo]

Do you want a link?

[Ercoledi]

Here's a thought:

You were all once inside of that thing.

[Ox]

Weren't we were all in the amneotic sack of our mother's wombs, feeding off of the placenta?

[Alcoholic]

Quoted from /.\'s entry:They are extremely susceptible to changes in temperature due to their armor-like skin, which prevents normal heat loss. This can result in hyperthermia. Their respiration is also restricted by the skin, which impedes the chest wall from expanding and drawing in enough air. This can lead to hyperventilation and respiratory failure. Harlequins are often dehydrated, as their plated skin is not well suited to keeping water in.


HOLY SHIT YES! I would totally make my harlequin babies fight in gladatorial arenas!

[Ox]

So basically they are armadillo babies?

[mohaas05]

You looked at a vagina on a television?

There's nothing to really see since its covered by like 3 feet of pubic hair.

[bono]

The bottom picture looks like a nice juicy steak ready to be thrown on an open flame just to seal each side and then eat it bloody as hell. Just the way I like it. Damn I am hungry now. If you have ever watched a live birth you tend to focus more on the child than anything else, yet that alone will make you want to show everybody what you had for breakfast.

[allizdog]

There's nothing to really see since its covered by like 3 feet of pubic hair.

I'm hard now :indiff:

[Souldrinker]

I'm hard, too, but you can't see because it's covered by three feet of pubic hair...

[Ercoledi]

Weren't we were all in the amneotic sack of our mother's wombs, feeding off of the placenta?

You can't expect me to know about girly bits. I'm only 15. :mad:

[Akvod]

Harlequin Baby:

http://www.livingps3.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/littlebigplanet_stanet_k.jpg

[Ox]

Then how about you don't post in a thread about placentas, faggot. :mad:

[Ercoledi]

It's the closest my ma lets me to porn. :wail:

Edit: Wow, killer vein running through the top picture.

[Tyler_Legrand]

I knew of someone with Harlequin's in high school. She seemed nice.

[King_George_ii]

I just google imaged Harlequin babies because I thought armoured babies sounded awesome. I was wrong.

[Alzo]

Weren't we were all in the amneotic sack of our mother's wombs, feeding off of the placenta?

Nope. The baby gets all it needs thru the umbilical cord. I think the placenta protects the baby.

[bizzle]

I think placentas are bad-ass. Look at that! That kept a human alive inside another body for 9 months.

[Ox]

Nope. The baby gets all it needs thru the umbilical cord. I think the placenta protects the baby.

You think wrong. The umbillical cord has to be attached to something for the baby to feed from, doesn't it, smart guy?! :mad:

The baby is protected by the amneotic fluid.

[Ox]

Nope. The baby gets all it needs thru the umbilical cord. I think the placenta protects the baby.

You think wrong. The umbillical cord has to be attached to something for the baby to feed from, doesn't it, smart guy?! :mad:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/oxford/Oxford_Body/019852403x.placenta.1.jpg

[Alzo]

You think wrong. The umbillical cord has to be attached to something for the baby to feed from, [I]doesn't it,[I] smart guy?! :mad:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/oxford/Oxford_Body/019852403x.placenta.1.jpg

Gosh. Point taken. By the way, I'm a girl.

[Ox]

Gosh. Point taken. By the way, I'm a girl.

Then you should really know better than me!

[SealPunter]

You can't expect me to know about girly bits. I'm only 15. :mad:

I'm 15 and I know this shit. Dumbass.

[Tyler_Legrand]

You seem pretty obssessed with this stuff Ox

[SealPunter]

He likes diarrhea filled plastic bags covered in blood.

[Ox]

Having very basic knowledge of the human reproductive system from science class is hardly an obsession, Tyler.

[Vin]

Dude my teacher used those exact two same pictures in my biology class in my last year of school.

And the placenta works a bit like a filter for the mother's blood, the umbilical cord is attached to the placenta, which makes sure that the fetus' blood and mother's blood never mix. As depicted in that very beautiful diagram in post #97.

Also, is anyone else hungry? for scaley babies, I mean

[Subways4life]

mohaas05: all too true. that was one reason why people turned away - it was like a furry black hole with a creepy thing coming out of it. One person in the class said, and I quote:

"She coulda cut that thing with a fuckin lawnmower!"

[/.\]

Damn I am hungry now.

is anyone else hungry?Ladies and gentlemen, the placenta-eaters!

[Vin]

I think the term you're looking for is "placentavores". :facts:

[SealPunter]

I think the term you're looking for is "placentavores". :facts:

I think the term you're looking for is "cannibals" :facts:

[Tyler_Legrand]

Having very basic knowledge of the human reproductive system from science class is hardly an obsession, Tyler.

You made a thread freaking out over a photo and brought up educational resources for placenta.

[SealPunter]

You made a thread freaking out over a photo and brought up educational resources for placenta.

=Obsession. :science:

[Vin]

I think the term you're looking for is "cannibals" :facts:

We placentavores find this both insulting and degrading and will find you and eat you if you cross us again.

[Ox]

You made a thread freaking out over a photo and brought up educational resources for placenta.

I saw a photo of a placenta on the internet, freaked out because it was disgusting and I had never seen a placenta before. So, I posted a thread to show everyone else who hadn't seen a placenta before how disgusting they are. Conversation ensued. I googled "placenta" in order to find a diagram that explained what it was and where it was located.

Now, I am fully aware that I said "placenta" far too many times in that paragraph for someone trying to show that they're not obsessed, but I'm really not - I just thought the photo was kinda gross.

[Tyler_Legrand]

Why wouldn't anyone know what a placenta looks like anyway? Surely they've googled every image of the insides of their bodies by now.

Or is that just me?

[Vin]

I googled everything to do with the mammalian reproductive system and vas deferens (http://courses.washington.edu/chordate/453photos/urogenital_photos/cat-lge-testes.jpg) was my favourite, placenta came a close second.

Ps You might not wanna click that link if you're of a reserved nature

[Ercoledi]

:pop: Oh my.

I've always lived with the philosophy that if it works, I don't need to worry about it.

Beauty is skin deep, but only because our insides are disgusting.

[Alcoholic]

Yep, so I went out with some pals last night and thought about you guys. I made my very own placenta! Hope you kids enjoy it/hunger over it:
https://webmail.liberty.edu/owa/attachment.ashx?id=RgAAAAA4hherJJvWEZcTALDQIImVBwC gT8XdjxXVEZbuALDQIImVAAAN3YPdAADGGtUTKbnHSb0zK8QIa shmADWI%2fsPuAAAJ&attcnt=1&attid0=EABCehBX4imxToTi7ojqXut%2b

Sorry, quality is bad. I have a lot of dust in my camera phone, 'cause I'm a rough-and-tumble kinda guy.
Oh, and as I came home and read Explosm whilst fairly inebriated last night, I also made the mistake of image searching "Harlequin babies". Drunk. Right before I went to sleep. Not sure how I slept at all.

[street_of_boredom]

nyeh...

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[Niki]

Oh, and as I came home and read Explosm whilst fairly inebriated last night, I also made the mistake of image searching "Harlequin babies". Drunk. Right before I went to sleep. Not sure how I slept at all.

You guys are pussies, harlequin babies are one of the least terrible things on the internet.

[Alcoholic]

You guys are pussies, harlequin babies are one of the least terrible things on the internet.

No, you're a pussy, and you have one!
And I don't think anyone said it's the worst thing. I just know that there could have been better things to see before going to bed with a drunken imagination.
So take that, vagina-haver.

[hoopymo]

Well watch the youtube videos of the one with the back of its head missing that hisses at people.

[Niki]

I've already seen it and it's not really that bad. :ahe:

[Slutty McBangerton]

I saw my cat eat 6 placentas. It was quite gross.
Apparantly they're crunchy :science:

[Desert]

If I knew I had to be near it while in the womb, I would've killed myself.

[Alcoholic]

If I knew I had to be near it while in the womb, I would've killed myself.

Self-abortion has always been an interest of mine.

[Deimos]

Harlequin Babies are the start of a new superbreed of reptilian humans. The Creator draws near.

[JonC]

Holy shit, I nearly fucking spit out my pepsi when I looked at that. I seriously said, "Oh my God, what the fuck?" and closed the window. I steal have the image in my head and feel like I want to vomit.

Damn that's nasty. I'll make sure to close my eyes when my wife is having a kid and I'm in teh room so I don't have to possibly see that.

[Vin]

Afterbirth? I'd hit that, no doubt.

[Alzo]

Then you should really know better than me!

I know! I'm so ashamed!:wail:

[Alcoholic]

Afterbirth? I'd hit that, no doubt.

No, the afterbirth hit me :wail:

[TheSwanAndTomatoes]

Whats this? explosive afterbirth?

[MoD]

Shits packed with explosives.

[Subways4life]

That pic is getting old.

Anyone willing to go search for more?

[mohaas05]

Yum!

NSFW (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/40/Placenta_held.jpg/800px-Placenta_held.jpg)

also nsfw (http://www.jeffersonhospital.org/obgyn/fibroid_images/c-section/Placenta1.jpg)

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[Alcoholic]

Those are some nasty babybags.

[MistyTehMoose]

That is mildy NSFW :frown:

[Desert]

That's fucking gross! :wail:

[Mr Anorexia]

That is mildy NSFW :frown:
Mildy, eh?

Also fixed

[MissRAWR]

:wail:
I'm 3 months into my pregnancy and I'm soooooooo not looking forward to that stuff comin outta me!

Yum!

NSFW (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/40/Placenta_held.jpg/800px-Placenta_held.jpg)

also nsfw (http://www.jeffersonhospital.org/obgyn/fibroid_images/c-section/Placenta1.jpg)

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[InTransit]

:wail:
I'm 3 months into my pregnancy and I'm soooooooo not looking forward to that stuff comin outta me!

:aaa: You're pregant? Woah congrats on your new bouncing baby ball of blood!

[MissRAWR]

:aaa: You're pregant? Woah congrats on your new bouncing baby ball of blood!

Thank you :shobon:
Only the baby's daddy wants to eat the placenta like Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee did :barf:

[Niki]

Tell him he can eat it. Fuck that shit man.

Also, make sure you're so fucked up on painkillers that you don't notice it. That's what my mom did.

[MissRAWR]

Oh I refuse to do this without being drugged up haha. I told him that he cant eat it, tho, cuz thats just fucking disgusting

[Niki]

Well hey if he wants to. I just wouldn't go anywhere near it.

[MissRAWR]

Me neither. I dont even like the fact that that junk's gonna squirt outta me

[Ziggy St. Valentine]

Thank you :shobon:
Only the baby's daddy wants to eat the placenta like Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee did :barf:

Tommy and Pamela actually buried them in Tommy's yard. Just thought I'd point that out.

[MissRAWR]

Really!?
Awesome, now he doesnt have any reference to go on :biggrin:

[Shmuh]

Tommy and Pamela actually buried them in Tommy's yard. Just thought I'd point that out.

Hahaha, what the hell? Why would they take a placenta home just to bury it in the backyard?

[Slutty McBangerton]

The mothers are supposed to eat the placentas, for the nutritional value which makes their breast milk healthier for the babies.

[GCBC]

Me neither. I dont even like the fact that that junk's gonna squirt outta me

You do realize that now you are going to have to bump this thread in like 6 months with a picture of yours, right?

[Spastic]

Slutty McBangerton is a walking placenta.

[Slutty McBangerton]

I don't know whether I should be offended by that statement or not.

[GCBC]

Not.

[MissRAWR]

The mothers are supposed to eat the placentas, for the nutritional value which makes their breast milk healthier for the babies.

Good thing I'm not breastfeeding, then :gj:



You do realize that now you are going to have to bump this thread in like 6 months with a picture of yours, right?

I doubt we'll take pictures of it, to be honest.

[Slutty McBangerton]

Why aren't you breastfeeding?

You really should for atleast the first six months, because infants need your anti-bodies until they can produce their own.

[Alcoholic]

Slutty McBangerton is a walking placenta.

A flying placenta would be cooler. Just a-flyin' and a-drippin' everywhere.

[GCBC]

RAWR, Post belly pictures!!!!

[MissRAWR]

Why aren't you breastfeeding?

You really should for atleast the first six months, because infants need your anti-bodies until they can produce their own.


Cuz I honestly just dont want to. Anyone I've talked to has advised against it because of the pain and whatnot. I know it's healthier, but the daddy and I decided to just go with the formula since its nutrients are pretty close to if not the same as breastmilk.


RAWR, Post belly pictures!!!!

I'm not really showing much yet! I just went into my 3rd month and the only way I can tell that my tummy's growing is that my clothes are a bit tighter. But when I start showing I'll post pictures of it, I promise!

[Niki]

Don't your tits swell up if you don't though?



.. :heya:

[MissRAWR]

Yup
But damn, not like they can get much bigger. They've swollen to like half a cup size bigger than they were before. And they were already a good size. And even if they do then oh well haha... Better than them sagging after breastfeeding, yes?

[Slutty McBangerton]

They're not pretty close to or the same as breastmilk. You don't get the same immune system benefits from formula.

[Alcoholic]

I think every females breasts should swell, as opposed to just doing it for the joy of your children. Seriously, if you have a guy wo cares for you, how selfish can you be? Babies don't even enjoy your breasts as much as we do.

But for the record, boobs that are too big aren't all that cute.

[Mirrorman]

Slutty, honestly, how many kids do you have and have you eaten all the placentas?

[Ercoledi]

Wait. So your husband wants to eat the placenta.

Does he intend to cook it, or anything?

[MissRAWR]

Boyfriend, not husband :]
Yeah, he says "fry it up and eat it"

Ew ew ew ew

[Ox]

Harlot.

[Kwanza]

Boyfriend, not husband :]
Yeah, he says "fry it up and eat it"

Ew ew ew ew
Didn't Tom Cruise do that? That's so fucking weird.

[Vin]

I like my placentae in a stir fry, or in an omelette with peppers and stuff.

[Graft]

I like my placentae in a stir fry, or in an omelette with peppers and stuff.

It's best grilled over charcoal. With some A1 sauce to dip it in. I like mine medium rare.

[MissRAWR]

Harlot.

K :heya:

Didn't Tom Cruise do that? That's so fucking weird.

Some famous couple did, I know that, cuz thats where my guy got it. I still think it's disgusting

I like my placentae in a stir fry, or in an omelette with peppers and stuff.

It's best grilled over charcoal. With some A1 sauce to dip it in. I like mine medium rare.


Heinz 57 > A1
Oh, and ew.

[Ercoledi]

I recommend the placenta with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

[Desert]

I recommend you don't eat it at all cause that's fucking disgusting.

[OddKid506]

Think of it this way: You have to stick your man-sausage in the same hole that fell out of.

With that thought, I will never have sex with a woman that already has kids.

[MissRAWR]

I recommend you don't eat it at all cause that's fucking disgusting.

Seconded! I've been telling him that, as has like everyone else that he's told that he wants to do that. He said it's a "bonding experience". Pshhh.

[asphysciated_emus]

Think of it this way: You have to stick your man-sausage in the same hole that fell out of.



Well it doesn't have to fall out of your hole!
I think I'll adopt a kid.

[Vin]

I think I'll adopt a placenta. I'll call it Cecil and we'll have oh such fun, won't we Cecil?

I just salivated on my shirt. Damnit Cecil, get in the wok.

[asphysciated_emus]

I think I'll adopt a placenta. I'll call it Cecil and we'll have oh such fun, won't we Cecil?

I just salivated on my shirt. Damnit Cecil, get in the wok.

Short for Cecilia?

[Ox]

No, not short for Cecil.

[Alcoholic]

You should tie a leash on Damnit Cecil and take him everywhere you go. Make sure you introduce him as a living, breathing organism.

[Jade]

It has it's own leash, the umbillical cord. Duh.

[Alcoholic]

That's a tail, silly. Leashes are not biological, except for in the case of momma's boys.

[Desert]

Seconded! I've been telling him that, as has like everyone else that he's told that he wants to do that. He said it's a "bonding experience". Pshhh.

You should leave him.

[MissRAWR]

Naw, he's just a gross, silly man.

[GCBC]

Aren't they all... :hmm:

[Mirrorman]

Aren't they all... :hmm:

No, were not.

[MissRAWR]

Aren't they all... :hmm:

Yes. Yes they are.

[Niki]

No, were not.

You don't need to lie to yourself.

[Balkothdr]

Personally, I'm a disgusting pig, but I wouldn't suggest anyone I like to even a small degree eat one of those.

[Gilligan]

You don't need to lie to yourself.
You should talk. Women are gross. That's exactly what this thread is about.

[Desert]

This thread makes me gag.

[Niki]

You should talk. Women are gross. That's exactly what this thread is about.

Boys smell like poop unless they're wearing axe and they're all dirty and gross and stuff. Girls rule boys drool!

[Mirrorman]

I don't know a single boy who smells like poop or uses axe.

[Niki]

Well it's like a crazy person not knowing they're crazy. You don't know that you smell like poop but you do.

[MissRAWR]

You should talk. Women are gross. That's exactly what this thread is about.

Thats from the baby thing, not just being a woman. The placenta transfers oxygen and nutrients and stuff to and from the fetus accordingly.
Also, After the baby is born, the placenta, while thought by most to no longer serve a function, actually has two. If not severed, it supplies the symbiote fetus with oxygenated blood cells as it makes the transition to become an air-breathing infant and it contains all the nutrients and ingredients needed by the mother to replenish those excreted during the birth process and thus help her body recover.

[Gilligan]

Boys smell like poop unless they're wearing axe and they're all dirty and gross and stuff. Girls rule boys drool!
I use Irish Spring and take two showers a day thank you very much!
Thats from the baby thing, not just being a woman. The placenta transfers oxygen and nutrients and stuff to and from the fetus accordingly.
Also,
:care:

[Niki]

Gilligan if it's not axe it definitely smells like poop.

[Souldrinker]

Think of it this way: You have to stick your man-sausage in the same hole that fell out of.

No, you don't. Bitches have backdoors, you know. :heya:

[Slutty McBangerton]

Axe also smells like poop.

[Desert]

YOU smell like poop! :mad:

[Niki]

You're wrong, Slutty. Axe smells like what god would probably smell like.

[Stickperson]

What's this? Imminent cat fight? Sweeet.

[Alcoholic]

I use Irish Spring bodywash, matching Irish Spring deoderant, and Axe. Phoenix is the best.

[Slutty McBangerton]

What's this? Imminent cat fight? Sweeet.
Niki and I aren't going to fight, so don't get your hopes up

[Stickperson]

I use Irish Spring bodywash, matching Irish Spring deoderant, and Axe. Phoenix is the best.

Dude just use the soap and the axe deoderant. You would smell so much sexier if it weren't a plethora of smells on you.

By the way, Kilo is the best. Phoenix is plain and boring, but I find myself sniffing my sexy man-pits hourly because of Kilo.

[Alcoholic]

The deoderant is the same scent as the body wash, and they are the cleansing proponents as well as the adherent scent, thus very subtle. The Axe is the ovary-seducing smell.
Kilo smells like cardboard! Phoenix is the laid-back, sporty kind of scent. I like my groin to always smell like it's ready for action.

Edit: I also don't care what smells sexy to guys, but thanks anyway?

[Niki]

I like the blue kind.

[Alcoholic]

I like the blue kind.

Phoeeeeeeenix. Told ya, Stickfellow!

[Desert]

Phoeeeeeeenix. Told ya, Stickfellow!

:hf: I use that too.

[Niki]

I have a small thing of it in my purse because I'm weird. :frown:

[Alcoholic]

:hf: From one good-smelling motherfucker to another, that's the good shit dawg.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21BK0M2NQ4L._SL160_.jpg

[Stickperson]

The spray doesn't stick though. I use the deoderant because I can smell my pits hourly, 24/7

Phoenix wouldn't even matter, seeing as it has no enticing qualities. Yeah, you're ready, but what the hell are you gonna get if you cannot entice?

[Desert]

I use the deoderant because I can smell my pits hourly, 24/7

You're weird.


I use it because I like the blue fireball-ish logo.

[Niki]

Phoenix wouldn't even matter, seeing as it has no enticing qualities. Yeah, you're ready, but what the hell are you gonna get if you cannot entice?

Oh yes it does.

[Stickperson]

You're weird.


I use it because I like the blue fireball-ish logo.

Hey, sorry I like the smell of awesome.

[Alcoholic]

The spray doesn't stick though. I use the deoderant because I can smell my pits hourly, 24/7

Phoenix wouldn't even matter, seeing as it has no enticing qualities. Yeah, you're ready, but what the hell are you gonna get if you cannot entice?

That's what makes the scent alright with it all, 'cause it's not heavy and lame.
It's subtle, therefore it doesn't, like Kilo, say "I'm going to rape you".
Instead, it says, "I'll rape you if you would like!".

[MrDoctor]

I like vice, it smells good and has a cool looking can.

[Stickperson]

That's what makes the scent alright with it all, 'cause it's not heavy and lame.
It's subtle, therefore it doesn't, like Kilo, say "I'm going to rape you".
Instead, it says, "I'll rape you if you would like!".


Start a poll. My kilo will beat down your phoenix anyday.

Is there any kind of rape someone would like?

[Niki]

Is there any kind of rape someone would like?

The kind from someone wearing the blue kind :hmm:

[Stickperson]

The kind from someone wearing the blue kind :hmm:

Screw it, axe is good in general.

Clix is blue too.

[Alcoholic]

I would happily start a poll, but I have the feeling that that's the kind of thread that would get someone TO'd.

The kind from someone wearing the blue kind :hmm:

This is why I like Niki. She's a supportive woman and doesn't even know it!

[Fledge]

Alright, I read the first page and skipped to the last, and now I'm really confused. Can somebody explain the relation between placentas and deodorant?

[Slutty McBangerton]

Alright, I read the first page and skipped to the last, and now I'm really confused. Can somebody explain the relation between placentas and deodorant?
Placentas are the active ingredient in most deodorants.

[Desert]

Eating placentas make you sweat.

[Verdelet]

Somewhere along the pages someone said guys smell like poo, then something about deodrant...


Axe I think is Lynx here in the UK?
I'm not too keen on it, it's just like fragranced water... Smells meh too (going back years ago) I preffer a dry and good smelling pit, not a sweaty crummy smelling pit.


On subject, it's quite disgusting the thought of eating a placenta, but I guess in the wild it's got alot of nutrients in it for the mother after birthing... I'm sure we don't need to eat a part of us for nutrients in this day and age.

[Fledge]

Oh, that's pretty neat.

Side note: McConaughey to plant son's placenta in orchard (http://www.armstrongmywire.com/news/read.php?id=16388043&ps=1016&lang=en&_LT=HOME_ETNWC01L1_UNEWS)

[gizzalove]

I wonder if placenta tastes like vaginas.

[Gilligan]

One would have to know what both taste like I'm assuming.

[Alcoholic]

The kind from someone wearing the blue kind :hmm:

I wonder if placenta tastes like vaginas.

I'd say like cooked liver with a fine vaginal icing.

[Stickperson]

Placentas taste like steak, end of story.

[John Travolta]

I use Irish Spring bodywash, matching Irish Spring deoderant, and Axe. Phoenix is the best.

Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Axe smells revolting. Women don't like the smell of shit on a man, faggot.

[Alcoholic]

Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Axe smells revolting. Women don't like the smell of shit on a man, faggot.

I don't need it to get any girls, that's true, but they more often like it than not. I'm positive I have more of a clue on the subject than you :smile:

[hoopymo]

Oh snap!

[Gilligan]

I rely on my own irresistible pheromones to attract the ladies.
It doesn't work very well over the internet :ahe:

[Alcoholic]

I rely on my own irresistible pheromones to attract the ladies.
It doesn't work very well over the internet :ahe:

Oh no, it's working :hmm:

[Gilligan]

Well then, it must be working wrong because it's supposed to only attract the ladies.

to attract the ladies.

[Slutty McBangerton]

Don't be fooled, Gilligan, Alcoholic Lollipop is a lady like the rest of us.

[Niki]

Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Axe smells revolting. Women don't like the smell of shit on a man, faggot.

He's right. I'm a man.

[Alcoholic]

Don't be fooled, Gilligan, Alcoholic Lollipop is a lady like the rest of us.

Of the highest caliber. You take me out to a nice fucking meal and the movie of my choice before you get in my pants.

[hoopymo]

Then we find a clit in your pants that looks like a little sausage wrapped in bacon because its so big.

[Ox]

I wonder what PETA have to say on the placenta-eating issue.

[Niki]

I wonder what PETA's favourite body spray is.

[Alcoholic]

I wonder if PETA knows they're just an anagram for TAPE, which is an outdated medium for audio and video equipment.

[Ox]

I wonder if PETA knows they're an anagram for Paté.

[Niki]

I wonder if PETA knows they're an anagram for EATP, which I just made up to fit in.

[Alcoholic]

It's 7:57 AM. I wonder if PETA knows where its children are.

Edit: Fixed so everyone's happy.

[Niki]

Teehee. I noticed that right after I posted it and didn't feel like editing.

[Ercoledi]

I wonder if PETA likes puppies. :hmm:

[MissRAWR]

I think they eat puppies.

[Shmuh]

this thread suxx