So what's the plan guys?

[Gilligan]

The Spame's dead forever. Is there truly another reason to keep coming?

[McGruff]

It might seem like a long stretch, but maybe, just maybe we could move on.

[NVM]

Goatse. Lots of it.

[Crabstick]

I think they're trying to sharpen the image of Explosm, making it more mature and dignified.



:roffle:




Beef 3.0

[NVM]

I think they're trying to sharpen the image of Explosm, making it more mature and dignified.



:roffle:




Beef 3.0

At least they did something.
Instead of the "look it's not there no more guys, lol" stuff to panic over.

[CharlieH]

The way I see it is, you can achieve anything.

Say you wanted another spame, you could always, y'know, do a mass overrun of a quieter forum. What are the mods gonna do. Ban everyone who posts a spame thread, continually? Provided you persist, they will do two things.

1)Close the forum.
2)Create another spame forum.

In case of 1, just use another. Just stick at it.

In other words, persistance is key.

[McGruff]

Or just keep banning them... That works equally well.

[CharlieH]

You're not getting it. If everyone keeps the pressure up it will work. They can't ban everyone all the time. The next step is permabans, and i'm fairly sure they are not gonna ban half the active userbase.

[Spastic]

What are the mods gonna do. Ban everyone who posts a spame thread, continually?


Yes.

[McGruff]

The second most popular webcomic or whatever, and you think they rely on their forums? Do you use your head ever?

[Niki]

I'm pretty sure they don't care about half the active userbase and will have no problem banning us.

[CharlieH]

Belive me people. Just try it. Overrun this very comment dump, for example. You get a 6 hour ban, just post another one as soon as your ban is up. If everyone who regularly posted in spame did that, the admins would take notice...

Call it a forum riot.

[Spastic]

No Charlie, you can't be a mod.

[Hickabod]

Belive me people. Just try it. Overrun this very comment dump, for example. You get a 6 hour ban, just post another one as soon as your ban is up. If everyone who regularly posted in spame did that, the admins would take notice...

Call it a forum riot.

You first

[Oofie]

Belive me people. Just try it. Overrun this very comment dump, for example. You get a 6 hour ban, just post another one as soon as your ban is up. If everyone who regularly posted in spame did that, the admins would take notice...

Call it a forum riot.

Or, like, get over it.

[CharlieH]

I'm encouraging a riot, that will piss the mods off, and you still think I want to be one.

Damn, you're stupid.

[OoooF4LiFe]

Sounds like charlie watched "V For Vendetta" one too many times.

[Spastic]

Damn, you're stupid.

Your girlfriend is ugly.

[Niki]

Your girlfriend is ugly.

Like, REALLY ugly.

[McGruff]

Damn, you're stupid.

You think hes stupid even though you're advertising a riot to start spame, even though spame hated you, and you even think it'll work. Do you use logic at all?

[Niki]

Charlie | If at first you don't succed, then skydiving isn't for you. says (6:31 PM):
hey you fucking bitch
Charlie | If at first you don't succed, then skydiving isn't for you. says (6:32 PM):
insulting me is one thing, but don't insult people who can't defend themselves


Gee Charlie, you sure are polite. :hmm:

[Crabstick]

and i'm fairly sure they are not gonna ban half the active userbase.

Have you not met the mods here?

[CharlieH]

Well, i've met three of the admins?

[Crabstick]

Well, i've met three of the admins?

We know, you haven't shut up about it since.

[CharlieH]

I posted one thread. :ahe:

[Benjaman]

No Charlie, you can't be a rebel.

[Niki]

Why would you block me for bitching at you when that was why you talked to me in the first place? :confused:.

But shit I've met people in bands, it doesn't mean I know exactly what their next album is going to sound like. Sure, you've met the admins but I doubt you really KNOW them.

[OoooF4LiFe]

Sure, you've met the admins but I doubt they really like you.

[CharlieH]

You took it too far.

[Niki]

Because I called your girlfriend ugly? Don't be a girl.

[CharlieH]

It's not nice. Especially when you don't even know her.

[McGruff]

Give it up already, Spames gone and its probably not coming back. Its not exactly the end of the world.

And shut up about your girlfriend already.

[Benjaman]

Don't be a girl.

Yeah, you already have enough ugly ones in your life :roffle:

[Ox]

Dude, she is ugly. There're photos 'n' everything...

[Crabstick]

It's not nice. Especially when you don't even know her.

She wasn't commenting on her personality, she was calling her ugly. You can do that just from looking at someone.

[I_Smell]

Hey so since this thread is the spam forum, I can think of nowhere else to ask:

What ability do you get when you eat a prostitute? I can't think of one ATALL.

[Spastic]

Big ass tits that fire something from the nipples.

Or a vagina that sucks in enemies like a black hole.

[Ox]

SUPER HERPES!

[I_Smell]

I don't wanna show nipples.

I don't know how I'd visuaulise herpes so that it made sense.

[Ox]

SUPER HERPES!

[Benjaman]

Giant spinning nipple-tassles.

[Crabstick]

Bleeding genitals?

[LaPhBu]

Call Pimp; Pimp comes and helps you or Pimp comes and pimp slaps you, 50/50 chance success.

[Ox]

What part of "SUPER HERPES" don't you people understand?

[I_Smell]

These are all shit ideas, apart from giant spinning nipple tassles, which I'm not using because prostitutes don't wear nipple tassles.

[McGruff]

Red patches around the mouth and maybe fire breath.

[Benjaman]

How about it makes everyone not attack you for a certain period of time because they're busy ogling your tits.

[I_Smell]

How about it makes everyone not attack you for a certain period of time because they're busy ogling your tits.

It's the bad kind of prostitute, not the good kind.

By which I mean smoking a cigarette and having it do no damage, except a tiny bit to yourself (MGS1) would be a suitable ability.

Infact I might just do a bigass giant laser out the mouth and then not explain it atall.

[Benjaman]

Make one come out of her crotch.

[NVM]

Infact I might just do a bigass giant laser out the mouth and then not explain it atall.

That makes the most sense.

[Alcoholic]

These are all shit ideas, apart from giant spinning nipple tassles, which I'm not using because prostitutes don't wear nipple tassles.

You need better nightwalkers, man.
Anyway, it gives you Level 2 Crotchfire, as it burns when you pee.

[Shmuh]

The way I see it is, you can achieve anything.

Say you wanted another spame, you could always, y'know, do a mass overrun of a quieter forum. What are the mods gonna do. Ban everyone who posts a spame thread, continually? Provided you persist, they will do two things.

1)Close the forum.
2)Create another spame forum.

In case of 1, just use another. Just stick at it.

In other words, persistance is key.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHADHGYHGWDAHS

you're dumb.

[MistyTehMoose]

Look at wittle Chawlie trying to rebel. That's sweet :shobon:

[Desert]

If Charlie does it, I will.


No I won't.

[BKS]

Wait... what if when you eat a prostitute, you got a cannon for a crotch?

[Crabstick]

If Charlie does his ugly girlfriend, I will.No I won't.

[Desert]

:hf: Good job.

[Alcoholic]

Wait... what if when you eat a prostitute, you got a cannon for a crotch?

Seriously dude, that's what I was trying to get at. I've been doing drive-by's with my cock hanging out of the window for years.

[CharlieH]

Look at wittle Chawlie trying to rebel. That's sweet :shobon:

I only gave everyone an idea. It was clearly worthless. As you people never fail to remind me, I was booted, therefore i don't give a damn.

[Alcoholic]

I only gave everyone an idea. It was clearly worthless. As you people never fail to remind me, I was booted, therefore i don't give a damn.

It seems like you give so much damn though.

[Mr Anorexia]

The way I see it is, you can achieve anything.

Say you wanted another spame, you could always, y'know, do a mass overrun of a quieter forum. What are the mods gonna do. Ban everyone who posts a spame thread, continually? Provided you persist, they will do two things.

1)Close the forum.
2)Create another spame forum.

In case of 1, just use another. Just stick at it.

In other words, persistance is key.
Seriously everybody. Do this.

[Chaplin]

Seriously everybody. Do this.
You would love to be able to do what Far did except be allowed to do it, wouldn't you?

[Shmuh]

I only gave everyone an idea. It was clearly worthless. As you people never fail to remind me, I was booted, therefore i don't give a damn.

More like you tried to nail the idea into everyone's brain but it failed horribly.

[I_Smell]

You would love to be able to do what Far did except be allowed to do it, wouldn't you?

Make another comic tournament?

[BeneBreadstick]

I might have to resort in building a real life now. FUCK.

[Mr Anorexia]

:nyd:

[Crabstick]

I only gave everyone an idea. It was clearly worthless. As you people never fail to remind me, I was booted, therefore i don't give a damn.

You're like the kid who takes his ball and goes home because he's losing or the other kids are ganging up on him.

[Alcoholic]

You're like the kid who takes his ball and goes home because he's losing or the other kids are ganging up on him.

Which is fine, 'cause if you're gonna whine, we don't wanna play with you anyway, Charlie, and you can't play with our balls.

[Mr Anorexia]

Which is fine, 'cause if you're gonna whine, we don't wanna play with you anyway, Charlie, and you can't play with our balls.
What the fuck are you talking about?

[McGruff]

Oh, this is why it was deleted. I get it now.

[BeneBreadstick]

What was the reason for deleting it anyway.

Edit: Never mind.

[Alcoholic]

It was the logical dumb-ass follow-up to Crabstick's statement, with a testicle reference thrown in. It kept the vein of his likening of Charlie to a hurt child in an intentionally stupid tone. Does that help you?

[BeneBreadstick]

I don't think the spam forum was as horrible as some people make it out to be. It was also a good way to kill spare time. Maybe if they bring back spam in a few months it could revive the good humor.

[Spastic]

I honestly didn't know Spame was a "be as funny as possible here" forum, I thought it was a forum for spamming.

[Tempest]

Um Spastic I think you're on the wrong side here. You're supposed to be laughing at us now.

[Android]

The rules have gotten a lot more lax in the other forums. Why not just post there? Take everything that you thought made spame great and use it to make the rest of the forums great.

[Tempest]

The rules have gotten a lot more lax in the other forums. Why not just post there? Take everything that you thought made spame great and use it to make the rest of the forums great.

The thing that made spame great was the fact that nothing made it great. Nobody's denying that it was a shit forum, but that's what made it fun. You should know this Android, you used to be one of us. :wail:

[Chaplin]

The rules have gotten a lot more lax in the other forums. Why not just post there? Take everything that you thought made spame great and use it to make the rest of the forums great.
But this is the almighty explosm! Explosm has made a name for itself and I like being a part of it.

[Tempest]

Chaplin my friend, I believe the point skipped straight over your head.

[Alcoholic]

The thing that made spame great was the fact that nothing made it great. Nobody's denying that it was a shit forum, but that's what made it fun. You should know this Android, you used to be one of us. :wail:

Exactly. Going with the intention of horrendous jocular statements was probably more fun than it should have been. It's cool that other forums are getting lighter Android, and I really am appreciative of that, as I'm sure everyone is. Only thing is that you can't go with the aim to do nothing more than thread shit and get the cheap laughs that everyone needs on occasion!

[Desert]

Holy shit, they put back Spame! (http://forums.explosm.net/forumdisplay.php?f=27)

[Alcoholic]

Holy shit, they put back Spame! (http://forums.explosm.net/forumdisplay.php?f=27)

Also too soon, Desert.

[Dodger]

Damn, this is gay.
Spame was, in my opinion, the only real reason to join the forums. It was pretty much just a place to hang out for all un-elite users, yet the elites were the ones that made the choice to delete it.

I see very little reason to visit the forums now, but I'll still will... more out of habit than anything.

[Soul]

Damn, this is gay.
Spame was, in my opinion, the only real reason to join the forums. It was pretty much just a place to hang out for all un-elite users, yet the elites were the ones that made the choice to delete it.

I see very little reason to visit the forums now, but I'll still will... more out of habit than anything.

The only real reason to join the forums? What the shit is that about. You couldnt see spame before joining the forums only when you joined. So think what was the real reason you joined the forums then?

[Dodger]

No, I was a fan art fag when I first joined. But afterwards I really only came for spame.

[Crabstick]

No, I was a fan art fag when I first joined. But afterwards I really only came for spame.

You need to set yourself higher goals in life.

[Hawke]

The Spame's dead forever. Is there truly another reason to keep coming?

no everyone de-sign up from the forums

[HappyPalooza]

alright we're gonna flashbang to the right wall, hop the fence, take out the first guard, flashbang to the left, leave two men behind to stand guard, smoke out the rest and take care of business

[Alcoholic]

I have the smoke and the MP5A5.

[John Travolta]

Read a book and stop crying into your training bras you blubbering little girls.