Michael Jackson is dead!

[Clerlic]

http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/whatsontap/archives/120913.asp?from=blog_last3

Not a joke!

[social_lawnmower]

Awwww, you had me all excited :(

[Tweek]

I see what you did there.

[Kenneh]

I was about to post an extremely racist joke but you ruined it.

[John Travolta]

Hey, is this a joke.

[Mirrorman]

Damnit, you got my hopes up :frown: .

[CrumPoker]

Awww, I can't affend.:wail:

[StrikeTwelve]

I find it hilarious that on a page about a famous beer critic, there's an ad for Bud Light. I bet he's turning in his grave.

[peteaboda1]

I find it hilarious that on a page about a famous beer critic, there's an ad for Bud Light. I bet he's turning in his grave.

Agreed. Well, It was Miller's Genuine Draft when I opened it.

[Audioslave]

Heh, my favorite line:

he has always been a strong voice for the beer community.

The voice was often heard saying "NICE TITS!"

[Evil Kiwi]

You had me in tears of joy for a moment...

[JonC]

When I seen the thread title, I though, "What the? No way." Never heard of the man before, but alas, sad either way when someone dies. At least he did do something for the world, I suppose. (not making anyone elses death less important)

[SLjimbolian]

Such a cock tease.

[Chardon07]

he will be missed.

[Gorilla Tits]

We all need to get drunk in his honor, I know I fucking am. This man was a hero.

[tunefro]

We all need to get drunk in his honor, I know I fucking am. This man was a hero.

Any excuse to get drunk is fine by me.

[Kenneh]

I felt like masturbating when first entered this topic.

Now I feel like slicing off my own penis.

[Dacada]

Michael Jackson is awesome.

[sarathy]

Was he drunk when he died?

[Commodity]

You got me. I wouldn't be surprised if he died of alcohol poisoning.

[bannanaphone]

No no he should have been killed by a drunk driver.

Have some of THAT irony bitch!

(This man was an hero and will be missed dearly.)

[DoaJ]

Damn.
I didn't think of the rapper Michael when I opened it.

I was like, "Who?"

He was more important than I thought though.
Whatever.

I'm assuming the point of this thread was to confuse people, though?

[[MCD]MaDDY]

Greeeeeeeeat... Perv boy isn't as of yet dead.
Hide ya kiddies, parents

[Niki]

No no he should have been killed by a drunk driver.

Have some of THAT irony bitch!

(This man was an hero and will be missed dearly.)

He wasn't an hero unless he killed himself, retard.

[bannanaphone]

He wasn't an hero unless he killed himself, retard.

Tell me where it says he DIDN'T kill himself and I'll show YOU hateful lies.

[Niki]

Tell me where it says he DIDN'T kill himself and I'll show YOU hateful lies.

Too lazy to read the article. I skimmed it and didn't see the word 'suicide' anywhere.
Oh well, sorry if I was wrong.

[Bigglesworth]

Haha, I thought you were gonna post a picture of Thriller or something.

[bannanaphone]

Too lazy to read the article. I skimmed it and didn't see the word 'suicide' anywhere.
Oh well, sorry if I was wrong.

Naw it just said he was found dead. But I'm betting on suicide since that's what would happen if this was a movie.

[Tweek]

How does suicide make somone a hero?
Did you see that guy? He was old as balls. I'd place my bet that he had a heart condition or just died of old age.

[ace76543]

Damn.
I didn't think of the rapper Michael when I opened it.


...Rapper?

[bannanaphone]

How does suicide make somone a hero?

Link (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/An_hero)

He was old as balls. I'd place my bet that he had a heart condition or just died of old age.

Read "He revealed the truth in December of 2006; that he had been dealing with Parkinson's Disease for the past 10 years."

:facts2:

[Niki]

How does suicide make somone a hero?

Please, pleeease tell me you're not serious.

[Tweek]

Oh right, must be some 4chan shit.

[Richard_Simmons]

c'mon! who gives a fuck if some old geezer dies. If the real Michael Jackson dies, then you post it. It was a lame joke and it made me happy for a short while

[BoardRider53]

You both raised my hopes and smashed them in an instant.

I thank you sir.

[soa_bassist]

I guess it sucks that he died. Seems like he did quite a bit for beer. I don't drink, but I can see how some people would be very sad that he did pass away.

[Jiggz]

We have a Michael Jackson here too. Strip club franchise owner and general gangster.

Better than the other MJ's in my opinion.

[teh_kyle00]

Goddammit! I was so excited that the chlid molester was dead, than it wasn't him. :mad:

And Audioslave, "That voice was often heard saying 'NICE TITS!'" actually had humor. Think that's the first funny I've seen in my time at Explosm. Or the first to make me laugh (at all) at least.

[Rampant-Goldfish]

You ruined childrens dreams everywhere that they were safe from that man, so at least something good came out of it.