One Up Game

[meTalmessiah]

linky linky (http://www.fashionista.com/images/entries/jessica%20simpson%20fashion.jpg)
Sex makes a devastating comeback, obsoleting cloning forever. Unless it's to make more of Jessica.

[green rubber bands]

link (http://www.loiclemeur.com/france/abstinence.jpg)
Teens nowadays apparently don't want genital warts...

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.drexel.edu/cchc/studentlife/web_images/Image/vaccine.jpg

They make a vaccine for warts.

[meTalmessiah]

http://www.prisonzone.com/prisonphoto/galleryimages/needle.jpg

Vaccine found to be a form of heroin, and gets outlawed.

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.biografiasyvidas.com/biografia/b/fotos/bush_hijo.jpg
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/2046/b00007e8bhjg4.jpg

Bush is in power, so we have to wait until he looks up the word 'outlawed' in the diccionary. In the meantime, the vaccine continues to be a hit.

[meTalmessiah]

http://www.gambling911.com/Hillary-Clinton-Large-10.jpg

USA is taken over by an evil dictator in '08 and no longer needs Bush. As if we needed him to begin with.

[AidanC]

http://www.uchicagokidshospital.org/programs/images/cms/uch1000644-1.jpg

Obama wins elections.

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.avizora.com/publicaciones/religion_culto/images/0050_ku_klux_klan_03.jpg

Obama has a hit placed on him by the KKK.

[Starshot]

Crips & Bloods kill KKK

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/227/010uz1.jpg

[instant oatmeal]

http://library.thinkquest.org/06aug/01593/images/ms13.jpg

Crips and Bloods are taken out by MS 13

[Shadowpriest]

http://bobmccarty.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/border-patrol-patch.jpg

MS 13 is deported back to Mexico by the border patrol.

[Aesthesis]

http://thetruthproject.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/nau.jpg
Border Patrol beaten by the soon to be North American Union (If George gets his way).

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.au2010.org/megawrite_main.jpg

The asian union starts WWIII vs the north american one.

[Desert_Of_Sand]

http://www.fraber.de/games/queens/dame.gif
Creating games keeps the asians occupied so theyre too busy to go to war.
(sterotypes are fun! [lol im asian, ironically i DO do game programming and enjoy video games XD])

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.geekpulp.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/windowslivewriterbungie.netgetsanewlook-8b46bungiemc-thumb2.jpg

Bungie creates Halo and takes the fame away from Japanese videogame makers. The asians are all in for the war.

[monkeyboyjr]

http://www.toysnjoys.com/access_wii/wii.jpg

The Wii is released and outsales 360, thus making the japanese have to work over time to make more.

[Shadowpriest]

http://wiispot.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/post51.jpg

American's keep breaking their tv's with their WiiMotes thus having to buy new ones. The Japanese have to work even more to make more tv's and wii's. Thus they enter the war to eliminate the bastards that are making them work too much.

[Benjaman]

http://www.abovethelaw.com/images/entries/fat%20person%20eating.jpg

Obesity(again) reduces motivation for Americans to get up and do something other than going to McDonalds!

[Slanski]

http://www.geocities.com/hollywood/cinema/2636/pic-coll1/clown.jpg

Pennywise kills Ronald

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.ryanottley.com/images/covers/ChuckyColor.jpg

Chucky kicks Pennywise's ass.

[instant oatmeal]

Chucky gets married and has no time for killing.

http://www.dvdfuture.com/images/upload/seedofchucky.jpg

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.outdoordecor.com/images/catpics/335.jpg
Garden gnomes take over the position of wacky killers.

[instant oatmeal]

Gnome explodes when trying to use American appliance in Europe.

http://www.geocities.com/perry_peterson_1999/dell-explodes.jpg

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.110220volts.ca/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/b_adp_plug_ss409.jpg

Retarded gnome forgot about plug adaptors.

[Slanski]

Ted (your adaptor) is now too depressed to work

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/gcu/lowres/gcun40l.jpg

[instant oatmeal]

Prozac cures depression.

http://students.ou.edu/D/William.R.Degler-1/images/prozac.jpg

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.omega-oil.co.uk/drug_money.png

The dumbass who used Prozac took crappy advice and when on depressant drugs. They're called depressants for a reason.

[instant oatmeal]

Accidentally mistakes extasy for Prozac, and is quite elated.

http://www.bizonysagok.hu/bizi/kiskep/extasy.jpg

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.47syndrome.com/images/104.jpg

Prozac looks a lot like valentines day candy, and is mistaken again.

[instant oatmeal]

You get cavities from eating too much candy.

http://www.scotland.gov.uk/consultations/health/ccoh-g04.jpg

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.ltscotland.org.uk/earlyyears/images/dentist_tcm4-299516.jpg

Dentists exist for a reason.

[instant oatmeal]

Your insurance doesn't cover dentists.

http://davies.lohudblogs.com/files/2007/02/020707.jpg

[Shadowpriest]

http://vitagenesblog.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/bill-gates.jpg

Bill Gates is going to donate 98% of his money when he dies. Poor people now have a chance.

[instant oatmeal]

They invent medicine that makes you life forever, and Bill Gates never dies. Poor people are still poor.

http://jeremylatham.com/images/plan-b-pills.jpg

[Benjaman]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/images/316635.jpg

Overdosing causes pills to "Make you live, mannn" and are taken off the market.

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.blackmarketlincoln.com/sp02.jpg

Black market puts on whats taken off the regular market.

[Nirvana]

http://www.pimall.com/nais/images/ciacoinb.jpg
CIA shuts down the black market

[Fr0z3n]

Zombies infect CIA agents.

http://classicalcomposer.ca/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/my_pet_zombies_thumb1.gif

[Nirvana]

http://chud.com/nextraimages/top15shaun.jpg

the cast of shaun of the dead kill the zombies

[Fr0z3n]

Critics give Shawn of the Dead a thumbs-down, causing the cast to commit suicide from depression.

http://sonoranalliance.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/ThumbsDown.jpg

[Nirvana]

http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/b/ba/bartgroe/689723_movie_clapboard.jpg

A rash of good movies put critics out of business.

[Fr0z3n]

Rash cream puts a stop to rash of good movies.

http://www.natural-alternative-products.co.uk/images/NappyRash.jpg

[Nirvana]

http://www.sdnhm.org/exhibits/epidemic/justforkids/experiment/images/soap.gif

soap-man helps rub off rash cream.

[Fr0z3n]

Water dissolves soap-man.

http://www.iowastormwater.org/images/Water%20Rippling.jpg

[Nirvana]

Global warming soaks up all the water.

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=91641&rendTypeId=4

[Fr0z3n]

Al gore singlehandedly beats up Global Warming... when hes not busy inventing the internet, that is.

http://drinkingliberally.org/blogs/louisville/archives/Al%20Gore.jpg

[Nirvana]

Sane people kill Al Gore.

http://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/figures/einstein.png

[Fr0z3n]

Sane people die off as insanity becomes the dominant mindset.

http://folk.uio.no/tfredvik/g35/scans/insane.jpg

[Nirvana]

Books make insanity intolerable? ._.

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:kafy31fvKPIdZM:http://battellemedia.com/images/book_open-1.jpg

[Fr0z3n]

The great Socrates denounces books, saying that people will become forgetful if they do not commit everything to memory.

http://nkilkenny.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/socrates.jpg

[Nirvana]

Romans conquer Greeks making Socrates inadequate.

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:aLvTWmlD-BoruM:http://www.artlex.com/ArtLex/r/images/roman_augustuspr.lg.JPG

[Fr0z3n]

The Roman empire collapses under the weight of its own bureaucracy.

http://www.affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/collapse_small.jpg (http://www.affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/building_collapse_small.jpg)

[Nirvana]

USA comes and fixes everything x.x

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:vV6YuZt1WR3mjM:http://www.idahoarchery.com/photogallery/pictures/USA%2520Flag.jpg

[Fr0z3n]

Bush runs USA into the ground.

http://www.southernexposure.com/Merchant2/graphics/spicybushbasil.jpg

[Nirvana]

Giuliani pulls it back up.

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:H9YJgNHODm7I9M:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3e/Rudy_Giuliani.jpg

[Fr0z3n]

Giuliani assassinated.

http://obsidianwings.blogs.com/obsidian_wings/assassin.jpg (http://obsidianwings.blogs.com/obsidian_wings/kitten.jpg)

[Werty]

That kitten won't know what the fuck snapped it's neck.

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/08/sam_fisher.jpg

[Fr0z3n]

Neither will Sam Fisher.

http://www.gamerhelp.com/images/content_images/115860-3.jpg

[the_alpha_male]

http://www.htportal.org/mkportal/addon/chuck_norris.jpg

Chuck Norris break snake in half

[TheLameSauce]

Don't post retarded replies like "Chuck Norris pwns all lololol" or "Time"



Game rules destroy Chuck Norris.

[Grim]

People that post boost breaks the game rules and other rules.

[Fr0z3n]

Rob bans people that post boost.

http://forums.explosm.net/image.php?u=3&dateline=1190881600

[Werty]

Today we investigate the murder of Rob, Administrator of Explosm. The investigation will be updating as the trial follows. We have picked up some suspects through the clues we already have.

http://forums.explosm.net/showthread.php?t=11989

Not really a picture, but, hey, you get my point, right?

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.magicdragon.com/SherlockHolmes/SherlockSmall.gif

Sherlock Holmes solves the mystery.

[Grim]

http://www.100megspop2.com/presca/doit1.jpg

Adrian Monk is better.

[instant oatmeal]

Monk becomes too afraid of germs and won't leave his house.

http://http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2545748/2/istockphoto_2545748_giant_germs_vector_300dpi_jpg_ tif.jpg

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.fmcgltd.com/product%20pages/hygienics%20handwash/images/hygienicsantibacs.jpg

Monk buys hand sanitizers and kills germs anymore.

[the_alpha_male]

http://www.medicalook.com/diseases_images/cancer.gif

hand sanitizer can't beat cancer

[Zephyrus]

http://www.damninteresting.net/images/radiation.jpg

radiation beats cancer

[instant oatmeal]

Exposure to too much radiation kills all your brain cells and causes you to go brain dead.

http://http://www.electricbanana.com/cart/images/Brain-Dead%20EB107TS.jpg

[Fr0z3n]

Hippies beat radiation by protesting.

http://www.karenlynngorney.com/hippies.jpg


Exposure to too much radiation kills all your brain cells and causes you to go brain dead.

IMG

I don't think you understand the game... the object is to beat the previous object, not say what it beats.

[FlamingPeanuts]

Bear eats hippies

http://www.americanbear.org/shared/images/homepage/black-bear.jpg

[meTalmessiah]

http://www.taxidermyplus.com/images/bearrug2724b.jpg

[instant oatmeal]

PETA stops bear hunting.

http://petitebrigitte.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/peta.jpg

[Shadowpriest]

Those hipocrites kill those animals they 'save'.
http://www.nokillnow.com/CaughtInTheAct.jpg

[Fr0z3n]

Explosive middle finger of doom obliterates those hypocrites.

http://forums.explosm.net/image.php?u=16368&dateline=1191293200

[Shadowpriest]

http://eroundlake.com/blog/water.jpg

The nuke lands in water and is unable to explode.

[green rubber bands]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u55/jarredpollard/sun3.gif


The sun evaporates the water.

[Shadowpriest]

http://asapblogs.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/25/sun.jpg

The sun WILL be extinguished some day... its only a matter of time.

[Slanski]

http://langebleu.net/blog/images/billets/news/bttf.jpg

Dr. Brown and Marty beat time.

[Shadowpriest]

http://martin.hinchliffe.googlepages.com/PeterGriffin3_edited.jpg/PeterGriffin3_edited-full.jpg

Peter Griffin destroys the car in one of the Family Guy episodes. (Its just a pic of peter, couldnt find one of the scene in the episode.)

[Grim]

http://www.desktoprating.com/wallpapers/games-wallpapers-pictures/prince-of-persia-wallpaper.jpg

The Prince rewinds time to prevent Peter from destroying the car.

[meTalmessiah]

http://news.filefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/1368721093_c6e3e2932c.jpg

GH3 comes out and people stop playing Prince of Persia.

[Hats of!]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/music/thelive8event/pics/onstage/g/44.jpg

Pink Floyd destroys Guitar Hero in rage for not having a song in any of the titles.

[Werty]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/Syd.jpg

Didn't he go insane? Well, either way, the lead singer goes insane and causes Pink Floyd's downfall.

[Hats of!]

http://www.myblackroom.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/pinkfloyd-album-dark_side_of_the_moon.jpg
DSOTM get's them on track.

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.eurielec.etsit.upm.es/~galdecoa/blog_files/cover.mastodon-blood_mountain.jpg

DSOTM sucks compared to Blood Mountain... which is only the best album. Ever.

[green rubber bands]

Beethoven spins in his grave.

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w284/dhepresence/Beethoven.jpg

[Werty]

Some creepy necrophiliac changes that.

http://www.jeracor.com/bsgfx/ton1.jpg

[Aesthesis]

http://macteens.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10104/zombie.jpg
Zombies finally get their revenge on necrophiliac.

[CharlieH]

http://www.cherishedweddingfavors.com/productimages/mini-baseball-bat-thumbnail.jpg

Sharp knock with a baseball bat defeats Zombies.

[Fr0z3n]

http://www.ukemergency.co.uk/police/dsc06349.jpg
A protective suit makes hits with baseball bats ineffective.

[StrikeTwelve]

http://www.piratesk12site.net/troy5.jpg

Achilles throws a spear in the unprotected areas of the body.

[Sublyminal]

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/6196/spartawk7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

This guy makes Achillies look like like a french loving, lolly gagging surrender monkey. Gerald Butler kicks Achillies in his bad ankle

[monkeyboyjr]

http://www.rita.com/nickface.jpg

He sees this small boy and proceeds to commit sexual acts with him.

[Hats of!]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/72/Superman.jpg

Superman protects the child.

[Slanski]

http://dreamsguru.com/images/my-white-horse.jpg

[meTalmessiah]

I'm not really sure you grasp the concept of the game. How does a horse beat Superman?

oh, and, angry rednecks kill the horse.
http://www.fmft.net/archives/Dead%20Horse/Dead%20Horse%204.JPG

[Shadowpriest]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/13/KKK-symbol.jpg

The Ku Klux Klan gives rednecks a bad name. (Worse name really if you think about it.)

[Slanski]

Intelligence beats KKK

http://www.ipmc.cnrs.fr/~duprat/neurophysiology/images/brain2.jpg

Doesn't the flame in the centre of the KKK cross look very much like the Vodafone logo (http://jllopis.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/logo-vodafone.jpg)? :indiff:

PS: I'm sorry about the horse thing. I thought it was better known. If you want to know why I posted it just read the first two lines of the first two paragraphs of this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Reeve).

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.thehoustonchiropractor.com/images/evolution.jpg

Our technology is making us de-evolve, thus reducing general intelligence.

[Werty]

What's technology? For that matter, what's science, or evolution?

http://www.northridge.org/images/bible.jpg

[Shadowpriest]

http://home.swipnet.se/~w-68517/pix/bible.JPG

Satanists make a mockery of the Bible.

[StrikeTwelve]

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=22536&rendTypeId=4

In Soviet Russia, mockery makes Satanists out of the Bible!

[meTalmessiah]

http://www.visitingdc.com/images/ronald-reagan-picture.jpg

Reagan makes a mockery out of Soviet Russia with lazor beems from outer space.

[Shadowpriest]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/death-star-7.jpg

The death star's beams make a mockery of ALL beams. Ever. Because it kicks ass.

[Grim]

http://engkiat.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/death-star-2.jpg

Luke Skywalker destroys the death star.

[meTalmessiah]

http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/luke/esb_luke73.jpg

Missing a hand makes it hard to wield a lightsaber.

EDIT: Fuck broke the tables. There's your link.

[themegafather]

Taste my surgery motherfuckers.

http://www.hsc.stonybrook.edu/som/orthopaedic/residency/images/hand_surgery.jpg

[Fr0z3n]

Rocket surgery replaces regular surgery through the sheer magnitude of its awesome.

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2310012/2/istockphoto_2310012_pocket_guide_to_rocket_surgery .jpg

[Sublyminal]

Rusko Star single handedly sets the human race back several centuries undoing and advances in the field of science.

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4462/4lrukqokk3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
(Your eyes don't decieve you. It's a boy...ish)

If you find your self needing more Rusko or you just want to flat out abuse him, heres his myspace
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=131591949

Sorry for breaking the tables... I fail and i know it

[Hats of!]

http://www.nd.edu/~sheridan/Neander%20Valley/Neander%20Valley-Images/11.jpg

Manly Man destroys that lady!

[Zebbs]

http://www.calacademy.org/exhibits/dinos/images/field_guide_trex.jpg

Manly man gets himself eaten by a hungry Tyrannosaurus Rex.

[Hats of!]

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/10/images/061013-new-mammal_big.jpg
The Mammal survives, Dino doesn't.

[Fr0z3n]

Fat guy eats all the mammals.

http://c-avolio.com/uploaded_images/fat_guy.jpg

[StrikeTwelve]

http://pulsarbeta.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/heart-attack.jpg

Heart attack kills obese motherfucker.

[AidanC]

http://www.henryfordhealth.org/images/heart4.jpg

Heart transplant saves his life.

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.meyersonlawfirm.com/images/legal-malpractice.jpg

Surgeon gets sent to jail for malpractice.

[Sublyminal]

John Locke kills surgeons <JUDGES> with several well placed throwing knives halting the delicate procedure <OF LAW>
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/9087/1097400304sktoplockepo0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.mcsova.us/image025.jpg

Court security stops John Locke.

[Grim]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/3/31/Reno911.PNG
The Reno sheriff department does it better/faster.

[StrikeTwelve]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42230000/jpg/_42230990_teargas_ap.jpg

Reno is unprepared for this riot!

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.waronline.org/terror/suicide/parade.jpg

Terrorist suicide bombers clear paths faster.

[instant oatmeal]

Bombs are defective.

http://www.witness-to-war.org/content/photos/Jack%20Brantley/Caption%20Andy%20Bluda%20with%20a%20dud%20bomb.jpg

[green rubber bands]

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee246/reney51/alfrednobel.jpg

Alfred Nobel gives them dynomite.

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.adafruit.com/images/large/defuser_open_LRG.jpg

We have the great invention of ^that thing^.

[instant oatmeal]

"Bomb defuser" company gets sued for looking too much like a pocket knife.

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=73469&rendTypeId=4

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.northparkcenter.com/resources/d/storefronts/swatch.jpg

Swedish people stop making pocket knives and start making stuff that sells for more money. Swatch.

[instant oatmeal]

Swatch goes bankrupt from buying too many post-it notes.

http://www.koernerunion.com/photography/swatch/swatch2.jpg

[Shadowpriest]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/231/502494398_2ea7e9c5f4.jpg

Macbook dashboards have stickies and render post-its useless.

[Sublyminal]

http://img451.imageshack.us/img451/6007/smashedmacyz6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


I feel the image speaks for its self but the mac is smashed

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.ctechc.com/images/shop1.jpg

Do I need to explain what a computer repair shop does?

[Werty]

http://www.networkcommunications.ie/images/computer-virus-picturejpg.jpg

Virus gets into the computer server and shuts down repair shop.

[Grim]

http://www.mtf.pt/images/box7.5_FW_303x279_rgb.jpg

AVG stops the virus.

[Johnny]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa115/JohnnyJohnson_2007/AVG.jpg

Pissed off users uninstall AVG after a few days of those pointless updates that take forever.

[Zeus44]

We discover norton.

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r26/Aqualegia/Nortonspecialanti-virus.gif

[Fr0z3n]

http://www.crucialminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/smashed-computer.jpg

Norton causes computers to slow to a halt, resulting in frustrated users.

[Hats of!]

http://rosemaryamey.ca/images/artwork/doctor.gif
Doctor gives Users drugs to calm down.

[Sublyminal]

John Locke destroys the doctor in a philisophical fireball
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5812/kneller3gl7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Shadowpriest]

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/76/50/22595076.jpg

The doctor goes to a good psychiatrist.

[instant oatmeal]

The psychiatrist is actually Jerry Springer.

http://library.thinkquest.org/04apr/00328/jerry-springer.jpg

[Shadowpriest]

http://media.juiceanalytics.com/images/blog/ratings_table_2.png

Jerry Springer sucks ass and gets bad ratings.

[Hats of!]

The Raters go on strike with the Writers.
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1417665/2/istockphoto_1417665_on_strike_sign.jpg

[Starshot]

http://www.wpclipart.com/armed_services/weapons/portable_flamethrower.png
flamethrower burns sign

[Gevsolution]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/1/10/200px-Ishtar_1987_film_poster.jpg

The movie Ishtar sucks so hard it depletes the area around the flamethrower of oxygen, fire cannot burn.

[Hats of!]

http://www.artthrob.co.za/99apr/images/vari-aliens.jpg

Aliens don't mind the lack of air, they prefer it that way.

[Sublyminal]

Will Smith and the president kill aliens in their jets.
http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/9373/willsmith400a314gq0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Kokonut3]

http://www.pnuma.org/bienal/album/images/Acid%20rainPNUMA_tif.jpg

Acid rain dissolves Will Smith and His friends and stuff.

[instant oatmeal]

http://www.omahazoo.com/zoonews/desert/images/dome_ext.jpg

Government builds an anti- acid rain dome.

[Shadowpriest]

http://batr.org/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/nukes.gif

Government spends their money on nukes, not their people.

[instant oatmeal]

Russia builds a better bomd than US.

http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Video/070912/a_brown_bomb_070912.300w.jpg

[Shadowpriest]

http://blogs.ancestry.com/circle/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/Moon%20landing.jpg

US beats Russia to the moon, Russians go into depression.

[instant oatmeal]

US becomes friends with Russia and cheers them up.

http://www.initial-impressions.net/embroidery/images/infant/bestFriendHugs.jpg

[StrikeTwelve]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2007/04/04/wswed04.jpg

Idiots call US out on faggotry, the people demand a war!

[Werty]

People get fed up with their dumbass views and moronic ideas and kill them.

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/84/92/22959284.jpg

[back in black]

http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Video/061213/n_potts_antidepressants_061213.300w.jpg

antidepressants calm them down

[Sublyminal]

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/672/depressantsjm6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

depressents calm them up

[Starshot]

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/84/92/22959284.jpg

Hangovers make them want to commit suicide again

[Kokonut3]

http://costumzee.com/view/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/teletubbies.jpg

teletubbies make them happy again

[Hats of!]

They get STD after all orgies.

http://publicaffairs.uth.tmc.edu/hleader/gfx/2004art/std-1.jpg

[Fr0z3n]

All the females become nuns, preventing the spread of STDs.
http://punchthekeys.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/nuns-nuns.jpg

[Kokonut3]

http://www.yvi82.de/content/images/logo1.jpg


bang bros literally fucks up the nuns

[Hats of!]

http://www.dn.se/content/1/c6/55/92/38/New%20SMB%20topp445.jpg
Mario Bros. has Copyright on Bros.

[Majx]

Sonic the hedgehog kicks Mario's ass.

http://www.consolepassion.co.uk/images/reviews/sonic-the-hedgehog/sonic1.JPG

[Zephyrus]

kirby destroys sonic in anything
http://cubemedia.gamespy.com/cube/image/article/636/636813/super-smash-bros-melee-20050726024150498.jpg

[miniappleton]

sorry, wrong time

[Fr0z3n]

http://www.myparkphotos.com/monthlywinners/march/CP-NY-1024-BearMountainStatePark-Campfire-JenniferGriner.jpg

Kirby gets cooked like a marshmallow over a campfire.

[Majx]

http://www.myparkphotos.com/monthlywinners/march/CP-NY-1024-BearMountainStatePark-Campfire-JenniferGriner.jpg

Kirby gets cooked like a marshmallow over a campfire.


http://www.chemistryland.com/CHM107/Water/raining.jpg

God pisses on your campfire. By bringing rain!

[M@GiC M@N]

god got bored and played video games.
http://basicus.com/wp-content/uploads/god.jpg

[Steggy]

http://common.ziffdavisinternet.com/util_get_image/15/0,1425,sz=1&i=153049,00.jpg

lightning fries gods computer (irony)

[Mr.Tea]

http://www.smthop.com/images/radioshack01.jpg

Radioshack helps him buy a new one.

[Grim]

http://www.savingadvice.com/images/blog/best-buy.png

RadioShack sucks. Best Buy is better.

[green rubber bands]

link (http://photobucket.com/mediadetail/?media=http%3A%2F%2Fi8.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2F a11%2Fjoemommasvadge%2F2004_0716Image0026.jpg&searchTerm=best%20buy&pageOffset=17)
Best Buy has shitty customer service.

[Wocca]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u57/realoadyouth/ikea.jpg

Angry customer yells at workers despite better customer service
- you just can't please some people...

[Hats of!]

http://www.ullamontan.com/foton/portratt_diverse/kamprad_ingvar_l.jpg

Ingvar Kamprad fires the workers.

[BAN ME PLEASE]

Old guy dies
http://mistressjewelry.com/images/catalog%20coffin.jpg

[Pyro]

Zombified
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/f/f0/180px-Zombie_Deadly_Silence.jpg

[Majx]

Simon Pegg comes along to kick some zombie ass!

http://www.cinematical.com/images/2005/12/simonpegg.jpg

[Shadowpriest]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/501981~28-Days-Later-Posters.jpg

The zombies from 28 days later are too strong for Simon Pegg.

[Johnny]

http://www.sheilaburnett-photography.com/images/0NickFrost.jpg

Simon Pegg's trusty sidekick, Nick Frost, single handedly owns zombies

[Fr0z3n]

IMAGE

Simon Pegg's trusty sidekick, Nick Frost, single handedly owns zombies

...but not zombies with guns.

http://project-apollo.net/misc/img/coh/screenshot_0077.jpg

[Kokonut3]

http://www.hardinfo.com/art/site/pic/common/screenshots/fear_large.jpg

F.E.A.R. uses more pixels to kick your zombie's ass.

[Hats of!]

http://darleneanitascott.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/broken-computer-1.jpg

A group of knifes decides to stap the computer.

[Werty]

Shield > Daggers

http://www.unitedmaskandparty.com/Armor/images/eagle_shield.JPG

[Hats of!]

http://www.cordwainer-smith.com/CSBiblio/pw1a.gif

Psychological Warfare beats armor.

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.tribuneindia.com/2007/20070128/spectrum/psychopath.jpg

Psycopaths withstand psycological warfare.

(sorry for the crappy pic but this was the only good pic showing up on google.)

[gmeover]

http://tarakelly.brinkster.net//images/leather%20straps%20straight%20jacket.jpg
Straight jacket restrains psychopaths

[Shadowpriest]

http://tarakelly.brinkster.net//images/leather%20straps%20straight%20jacket.jpg
Straight jacket restrains psychopaths

Hehe... its a STRENGTH jacket.

Anyway. http://www.bolton.ac.uk/resources/clip_image001_0000.jpg

His accomplice lets him loose.

[Werty]

Police arrest the accomplice and throw him in the slammer.

http://www.storyboardtoys.com/store/police-officer-doll-set.jpg

[Pyro]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/eb/180px-GTAIII_Claude.jpg

The GTA 3 protagonist kills them without any serious consiquence because there's a cop badge nearby.

[Werty]

Shit happens and spirals out of control like a good GTA game.

http://outsiders.cocolog-nifty.com/gta_lcs/images/wasted_thumb.png

[Shadowpriest]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/es.gta/images/thumb/1/1f/All_Saints.jpg/600px-All_Saints.jpg

GTA designers included hospitals, YOU SHALL LIVE!

[Grim]

http://www.internews.org/images/slideshow/pakeq/quake-hospital.jpg

The hospital gets destroyed by an earthquake.

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.rubberimpex.com/images/RubberParts/SHRP09/RubberBearingHDRInstalledInShanghaiF1IntlCircuitB. jpg

:hmm: Asians and their craftyness...icity.... ^This thing right here is an anti-earthquake thing.

[instant oatmeal]

Earthquake causes tsunami and destroys buildings anyways.

http://z.about.com/d/urbanlegends/1/0/T/5/tsunami_sm.jpg

[Werty]

Good ol' sandbag wall keeps the city dry.

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1882604/2/istockphoto_1882604_sandbag_wall.jpg

[Grim]

http://www.ualberta.ca/~rrothery/wallpapers/elk_island/quicksand.jpg

One word for you. Quicksand.

[instant oatmeal]

Fat people get stuck in quicksand.

http://mikeaustin.org/thereturnofscipio/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/obese.jpg

(I know they aren't in quicksand.)

[Panda]

http://www.drmarlenemash.com/images/liposuction.jpg
Liposuction saves the fat people.

[gmeover]

http://sitemaker.umich.edu/tbtn/files/jazzercise.jpg

jazzercise renders liposuction unnecessary

[Kokonut3]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/2005/09/27/gallery.martin/014216618.jpg

What if they are legless?

[Hats of!]

http://www.makezine.com/blog/img413_543.jpg
Robotlegs enables walking.

[gmeover]

http://www.vibrant.com/images/viki.jpg

Evil robot kills its creator

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.biografiasyvidas.com/biografia/s/fotos/smith_will_1.jpg

Will Smith's character injects the evil robot with nanytes in I Robot. (I saw the movie last night.)

[AngelRedFlame]

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/772/116442.JPG
He can't stop scratching long enough to do the injection properly.
Can anyone say... YEAST INFECTION?

[gmeover]

http://www.blushingbuyer.co.uk/product_images/Medium/VAGFEMWIP;Warehouse;Warehouse.jpg

Vagisil beats yeast infection

[Pyro]

http://www.cellscience.com/aids.jpg

You can't wipe off aids.

[Hats of!]

http://www.caal.net/include/pictures/dvdsleeves/Freddie_Mercury_Tribute_Concert.jpg
But you can fight it with concerts.

[gmeover]

http://images1.comstock.com/Imagewarehouse/TS/SITECS/NLWMCompingVersions/C0017/C0017504/C0017504.jpg

Laser beam in Freddie's eye ends concert

[instant oatmeal]

Reflecting sunglasses prevents lasers in eyes.

http://www.ucf.edu/images/channel/ucf_centerpiece_bowlday.jpg

[Hats of!]

http://www.ed.gov/parents/academic/help/homework/imagex.gif

According to a new poll sunglasses are for blinds.

[instant oatmeal]

Lasik surgery cures blindness.

http://www.checkbook.org/interactive/lasik/other/figure.jpg

[gmeover]

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/men/tiger-woods/pictures/tiger-woods-picture-1.jpg

Tiger Woods endorses LASIK surgery

[instant oatmeal]

I don't think you understood the point, you're supposed to defeat the thing above you.

http://www.morrisville.edu/Athletics/images/Football.jpg
People watch football more than golf, so no one cares about Tiger Woods.

[Fr0z3n]

Bush bans football to piss off anyone he hasn't already.
http://bush2004.com/images/bush_via_the_daily_mirror.jpg

[Werty]

Bush then has a massive spark of stupidity and tries to fly from a tall building with feathers tied to his arms.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EPH/8130~George-W-Bush-Monkey-Posters.jpg

[AngelRedFlame]

http://images.radcity.net/5153/1702958.jpg
Bush is saved by firefighters.

[Kokonut3]

http://www.falconarmas.com.br/shop/images/FACA%20FA%2010%20HOLE%20GRAY.jpg

Dagger rips off this red cloth or something...

[gmeover]

http://www.the-junkyard.net/images/weapons/halo2/w_shotgun.jpg

Shotgun beats knife in close-range combat

[Werty]

Sniper takes the shotgun out 'for it reaches him.

http://www.battlefieldsports.com/images/morita_sniper.jpg

Oh, and, is anyone else noticing a repeating trend now? :ahe:

[Hats of!]

http://www.lancs.ac.uk/ug/eardley/atom_bomb_2.jpg

The A-Bomb destroys both.

[instant oatmeal]

http://www.sciencemuseum.org.uk/onlinestuff/snot/%7E/media/Images/content/snot/will_we_live_on_the_moon%20jpg.ashx?db=master

People move to the moon and are safe from A-bomb.

[Kokonut3]

http://trybecca.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/rat.jpg

Cheese-made moon is eaten by a rat.

[instant oatmeal]

Fox eats rat.

http://www.freewebs.com/whitefoxwebmaster/Fox%20Mouse.jpg

[Werty]

Fox hunting kills the fox and his family. Damned British customs.

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=677&rendTypeId=4

[instant oatmeal]

Its bear hunting season.

http://www.big-antler-outfitters.com/2006-fallbear-218.jpg

[Kokonut3]

http://paginas.terra.com.br/arte/dragoesdeavalon/imagens/dragon_negro.jpg

Who cares? Dragons eats all hunters.

[Ishabaal]

http://www.burberry.com/images/legal/knight.jpg
Knights kill dragons

[green rubber bands]

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w179/Jenniferx25/Jonathan20Jumping.jpg

Today's fencers are better than ancient knights at swordplay.

[Kokonut3]

http://www.unitedmaskandparty.com/Armor/images/sword_sheath.JPG

Well, not if they are using plastic swords... :/

[green rubber bands]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b54/leicsunifencingclub/Epee.jpg

They're metal, n00b.

[instant oatmeal]

Extreme heat melts metal.

http://www.elliottsamazing.com/moltenmetal.jpg

[blltmssgy]

http://www.rkm.com.au/CARBON-DIOXIDE/carbon-dioxide-images/Carbon-dioxide-molecules.jpg
Carbon dioxide owns the fire, so no more melted metal for you!

[instant oatmeal]

Plants breathe all the carbon dioxide.

http://www.healthline.com/blogs/outdoor_health/uploaded_images/foxglove-713309.jpg

[gmeover]

http://www.yugioh-cards.net/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/db2/DB2-EN222.jpg

Swarm of Locusts destroy all plant life (and your spell and trap cards :))

[Zephyrus]

insecticide kills locusts
http://www.entm.purdue.edu/entomology/vegisite/insect_ID_pics/IPM%20Techniques/aerial_insecticide.jpg

[Ishabaal]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/cockroach-1.jpg

Not cockroaches. Probably.

[Werty]

Insecticide may not kill cockroaches, but a boot surely will.

http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/shoe-chains.jpg

[Eskuppe]

http://www.ufodigest.com/images/bigfoot.jpg

bigfoot's foot breaks through boot

[Zephyrus]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:KS-obqLP6WnL5M:http://www.firstdefense.com/html/3D50.jpg
.50 cal blows Bigfoot's foot clean off.

[AngelRedFlame]

http://www.wizardio.com/images/merlin.jpg

Merlin casts a spell on the weapon, turning it into a jelly bean.

[Ishabaal]

http://higherthings.org/imgs/se/katrina/sistineGod.jpg

God defeats Merlin.

[meTalmessiah]

http://z.about.com/d/atheism/1/7/U/2/3/The-Atheist-e.jpg

People don't like God anymore.

[Ishabaal]

http://www.itsadventuresouthwest.co.uk/main/en/images/activity_snaps/act_TANK.jpg

Atheists are only human, so tank kills them.

[wasted space]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/99/Descartes.jpg/200px-Descartes.jpg

Tank doesn't think therefore it isn't

[Werty]

Morons ignore the thought and continue riding their bikes.

http://www.teammadcow.com/events/pop8/retard_kart.jpg

[Squirg]

blackhole spaghettifies morons
http://http://www.astronomycast.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/blackhole-1-browse.jpg

[blltmssgy]

http://www.thednastore.com/images/magnets/words1b.jpg
I'm gonna ignore Squirg since he doesn't know what he is doing.
Words confuse the shit out of moron!

[Ishabaal]

http://uk.games-workshop.com/spacemarines/who-are/images/marine-vignette.jpg
Space Marines can't be confused since they don't think for themselves!

[blltmssgy]

Damn you wasted space for taking Descartes!
anyways:
http://www.visuallee.com/weblog/images/01_rust_point.jpg
It rains and turns your giant space marine into RUST!