One Up Game

[Ishabaal]

http://steambrite.com/prodimg/rust_away.jpg
Aluminum Oxide is easily defeated by Rust Away

[AidanC]

http://www.aesthetic-endeavors.com/ms-150/images/thumbtack.jpg

Thumbtack pokes hole in can and everything drips out.

[The Fat Man]

yes, but sponges are already porous.
http://www.inkycircus.com/jargon/images/sponge.jpg

[Red Mage]

Sponges are flammable.
http://www.douglaslakestables.com/campfire.jpg

[gmeover]

http://www.kartek.com/prod-windows/all/safety/bsr-a500.jpg

Fire Extinguisher puts out the fire

[Kokonut3]

http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/images/CoverPhoenix.jpg

Phoenix reborns from the ashes.

[AidanC]

http://www.harrymedia.com/img/data/media/2/x_studio_08dumbledore.jpg

Dumbledore owns a pheonix (literally)

[blltmssgy]

Rednecks kill homosexuals (Dumbledore is gay, for people who didn't know this, i.e. Ishabaal)
http://members.lycos.nl/jurgenspage/hpbimg/3%20rednecks.jpg

[Ishabaal]

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/02/crysis_feb.jpg
The Nano-suit has super strength so he rips Rednecks(i.e. blltmssgy) in half. by the way Dumbledore hasn't been real for 1 or 2 months now(or is it more).

[blltmssgy]

Ishbaal, maybe you don't pay attention in the real world, but Dumbledore has been gay for at least 1 or 2 months now.

[Grim]

No, bllt. Dumbledore has been gay for his whole life, we just found out 1 or 2 months ago.

[blltmssgy]

My bad Grim, but enough chit-chat, someone's got to beat the rednecks.

[The Fat Man]

BEER controls the rednecks
http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/talking-beer-glass.jpg

[Daedalus66]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/e-bomb-photon.gif
Electromagnetic pulse destroys robotic beer

[Red Mage]

Yes, but cavemen smash the thing that made it unhindered by both electricity and logic.
http://www.shadowmillproductions.com/photogallery/caveman.jpg

[Kokonut3]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/mba/lowres/mban1833l.jpg

Spear ownz caveman.

[Pyro]

http://www.aradanicostumes.com/images/photos/zelda/hylian_shield.jpg


Hylian shield blocks spear.

[Red Mage]

Jack Thompson says video games make people kill each other.
And then he sues you for that post.
http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/10/Objection_by_torokun.jpg

[gmeover]

http://pointlesswasteoftime.com/games/halocrime.gif

Statistics destroy Jack Thompson's argument against video games

[Tearcon]

http://dlibrary.acu.edu.au/staffhome/gehall/images/truth.gif
Truth beats statistics.

[AidanC]

http://www.restoreliberty.com/images/politician.jpg

Politicians spin the truth.

[Daedalus66]

http://scribalterror.blogs.com/scribal_terror/images/swift_kick_to_the_nads_flavour_doritos.jpg

A swift kick in the balls will fix that politician.

[gmeover]

http://nosumo.com/pics/mugshot-pimped-LG.jpg

Being awkwardly feminine and an utter lack of testicles makes your effort to kick him in the balls useless

[Kokonut3]

http://sherrychandler.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/pink_tank.jpg

Gay tank kills gay guy.

[gmeover]

http://www.snopes.com/photos/automobiles/graphics/hellokitty.jpg

Gay guy out runs tank in gay car

[Ishabaal]

http://www.hyperborea.org/flash/bigimages/death-flash.jpg
Flash is the fastest alive.

[Daedalus66]

http://www.feherlaszlo.hu/alkotasok/festmenyek/ff/FF-12.gif

He can't run if the floor is all slippery with oil!

[Werty]

Oil Cleanup Crew cleanup the oil in no time at all.

http://www.mass.gov/dep/cleanup/sites/images/pics4.jpg

[blltmssgy]

Animals covered in oil show what a crappy job the clean up crew did:
http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2007/02/01/oilduck.jpg

[Ishabaal]

http://williamrubel.com/wp-content/uploads/fire.jpg

Fire burns the oil covered animal

[blltmssgy]

Firemen do what they do best and save the animals!
http://sunsite.utk.edu/FINS/Global_Revolution/firemen.jpg
http://webzoom.freewebs.com/grailhunters/Bridget%20with%20a%20terrified%20starving%20hunt%2 0dog%20saved.jpg

[hoLLow TeaRs]

Sniper Kitty > Pet dog

http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2003/i_dog_killer.jpg

[Werty]

Counter Sniper eliminates the threat.

http://www.militarypictures.info/d/700-3/camouflaged-sniper.jpg

[miketothek]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s269/miketothek/dodging_the_bullet_2.jpg




superior dodging skills render counter sniper useless

[Werty]

That's what Agent Smith thought.

http://quemaster.com/matrix/images/photos/matrix10.JPG

(For those of you who haven't seen the Matrix movies, too bad)

[Kokonut3]

http://www9.georgetown.edu/faculty/irvinem/CCT510/matrix-bullet-time-trinity.jpg

Who cares ? Trinity gets shot in the sequence.

[Barry the Time Sprout]

http://techpubs.sgi.com/library/dynaweb_docs/hdwr/SGI_EndUser/books/Indigo2IM_OG/sgi_html/figures/FH-Reset.Button.gif

Server gets reset

[Ishabaal]

http://mooreslore.corante.com/archives/images/mesh2.jpg

You cannot bring down a mesh network so easily.

[Shadowpriest]

http://zoufalec.jinak.cz/prilohy/hacker.jpg

Hackers can bring down any networks easily.

[Ishabaal]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n235/lolznerd/Motivation/Partyvan.jpg

All hackers fear the party van

[miketothek]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s269/miketothek/gas.jpg

high gas prices own party van

[Pyro]

http://www.speedace.info/solar_cars/solar_car_images/Solar_Wing_front_Japanese_electric_powered_car.jpg


Solar car don't care.

[Shadowpriest]

http://astrophotography.aa6g.org/Eclipses/lunar_eclipse.jpg

Lunar eclipse blocks your solar energy.

[Ishabaal]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/death-star-1.jpg

Death Star blows up Moon

[AidanC]

http://groovyvic.mu.nu/archives/images/luke_skywalker.jpg

Luke destroys Death Star.

[Werty]

Who cares about Star Wars? Star Trek is better anyways.

http://www.michaelmoore.com/_images/splash/livelong.jpg

[Ishabaal]

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs6/300W/i/2005/074/5/7/Grim_Reaper_by_sinslave.jpg

Even Vulcans can be killed by the Grim Reaper

[Shadowpriest]

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/3118/gbm0ey.gif

The grim reaper loses a bet to two kids and has to be their friend forever.

[Ishabaal]

http://animezone.webcontenido.com/fotos-imagenes-anime/broly11.jpg
Broly's destroys all, because his power is maximum

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.gransito.com/Immagini/Immagini%20Gallery/goku.jpg

Goku can kick his ass.

[Fr0z3n]

http://www.juliasilvers.com/embok/Maturity.gif
People grow out of DBZ, causing the show to be canceled from lack of viewers.

[Shadowpriest]

http://images.google.com.pr/url?q=http://mangaland.hautetfort.com/images/medium_naruto111.3.jpg&usg=AFQjCNGTjFIxVbAnqqQV3JuB4iZB7rYwIQ

Somehow Naruto grabs their attention and throws maturity down the drain.

[mhale71]

Internet picture ownes anime.

http://panther1.last.fm/groupavatar/f04c3af63265441cf4560d7271936a17.gif

[Johnny]

http://students.umf.maine.edu/~lachanas/homepage/ebaumsworld.jpg

eBaumsWorld steals picture.

[hoLLow TeaRs]

http://blog.foreignpolicy.com/node/system/files?file=images/boyer3.jpg
China's top internet cop busts ebaums.

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.explosm.net/images/prdy/may07/spame-logo.gif

Explosm spam forum is too much for him.

[Mr.Tea]

http://www.utdallas.edu/~rad031000/me.jpg
Rob shuts down spame.

[Audioslave]

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/05/what_things_cost/image/bigmac.jpg

Rob can't handle the pressure...

THE BLOOD PRESSURE!

[Barry the Time Sprout]

http://kristianfreeman.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/cheezburger_410.jpg

Kitteh eats cheeseburger

[Werty]

Dogs are better than cats any day.

http://www.fw.delaware.gov/NR/rdonlyres/7D197C78-ACFE-4497-8E3A-DAE2F4B3B545/385/FWDanielleDogLicense.jpg

[Shadowpriest]

http://extension.unh.edu/fhgec/graphics/catflea.jpg

Dogs get fleas.

[miketothek]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s269/miketothek/dog-bath-clothes.jpg


frequent baths eliminate fleas

[Werty]

Drought causes water to be used sparingly and baths 'nd shit and prohibited.

http://library.thinkquest.org/03oct/00494/Drought/images/Drought%202.jpg

[AngelRedFlame]

http://www.bio-pro.de/imperia/md/images/artikelgebunden/stern/funcrypta06_338x263.jpg

Water Bears turn out to be magical water summoning animals from the planet Yorglburgersteninberkerrfr and end the drought so that life can be lived comfortably once again.

[Heroin Hero]

You fail.

Kim Jong Il supplys WMDs to Blow up Water Bears.

http://www.nkzone.org/nkzone/TEAM%20AMERICA%20KJI.jpg

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Team_America-one-sheet_L.jpg

Team America World Police stops Kim Jong II.

[Paper.Heart]

http://www.flyingfingers.com/shop/images/medium/__notions__Clover/Scissors-493S.jpg
Sissors cuts the puppet strings. Causing the puppets to fall on their faces.

[Shadowpriest]

http://meteorites.wustl.edu/lunar/layers.jpg

Rock beats scissors.

[Paper.Heart]

http://www.sos.mo.gov/symbols/State-Mineral.jpg
Minerals are prettier than rocks.

[Grim]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fa/Hammer.jpg/800px-Hammer.jpg

Hammer smashes mineral. (I couldn't find a pic. of a hammer smashing a mineral.)

[miketothek]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s269/miketothek/diamonds.jpg

diamonds are impervious to hammers

[Ishabaal]

http://www.wear-her-bones.com/art/lasers.jpg

Lasers destroy diamonds

[Paper.Heart]

The picture is really big so that is why I linked it. (http://www.electricstuff.co.uk/scarylaser.gif)
Lasers will make you blind.

[Shadowpriest]

http://scienceblogs.com/cognitivedaily/upload/2006/07/lasik.jpg
They can also give your sight back. (^laser eye surgery^)

[BAN ME PLEASE]

doctor screws up surgery
http://www.goldagers.com/wp-content/uploads/BadDoctor02.jpg

[Fr0z3n]

http://www.creativemac.com/2001/07_jul/images/sedelmaier/sedelmaier-harvey.jpg
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law, takes the old miser's case, suing the pants off the doctor for malpractice.

[Grudge)86]

http://helios.augustana.edu/isaapt/f00/img/solar-eclipse-Turkey10.jpg
A solar eclipse occurs, blocking out the rays of sunlight that give Birdman his power.

[Ishabaal]

http://www.karendecoster.com/blog/archives/steroids.bmp

Steroids can turn anyone into a super powered juggernaut.

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.iqb.es/dermatologia/atlas/acne/acne24.jpg

You forget side effects, and acne is just one of many.

[Fr0z3n]

http://gallery.hd.org/_exhibits/natural-science/_more2004/_more10/bonfire-fire-inferno-heart-red-orange-yellow-1-DHD.jpg

Fire burns acne (along with the person affected by it).

[Grudge)86]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/a/a1/250px-Imm-sandman.jpg
Sandman smothers the fire with a big sandy fist.

[Far]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/108585/2/istockphoto_108585_raging_water.jpg
Water washes Sandman away.

[Grim]

http://www.mudstruck.com/pictures/lisbon12-02-2006/mudman.gif

You get Mudman. (Watch Spider-man 3)

[meTalmessiah]

http://www.joanrieveley.com/images/source/mud_t.jpg

Children eat mud pies, thus slowly destroying Mud Man's natural habitat, and hunting causes extinction of the mud species.

[Ishabaal]

http://www.ecbt.org/parents/media/images/parents3.jpg

Overprotective parents stop the mud pie eating

[Shadowpriest]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/HPM/SM1582~Pissed-Off-Posters.jpg

Pissed off kids kill their parents when they get older because they never got what they wanted.

[Fr0z3n]

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Abortion%20is%20Murder/abortion_pride.jpg

Everyone gets abortions, killing the kids before they get a chance to kill their parents.

[hoLLow TeaRs]

http://www.glennbeck.com/picoftheday/03-23-04-pod.jpg
Violent protesters own pro abortion people.

[Grudge)86]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/52/180px-Plastic_and_Rubber_Bullet.JPG
Protesters get subdued by rubber bullet kisses.

[sunday6]

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k224/koston123456/200px-Futurama_crimes_of_the_hot.pngglobal warming renders ruber into a harmless jello like substance

[gmeover]

http://www.augie.edu/news/images/Gore_Al.jpg

al gore ends global warming

[Fr0z3n]

http://www.straightupsearch.com/archives/mr_t_blue.jpg
Mr. T pities that fool.

[gmeover]

http://www.mrgadget.com.au/uploaded_images/World_of_Warcraft_PC_CD_ROM_Game_imageblog-754680.jpg

World of Warcraft takes up all of Mr. T's time, keeping him from pitying the fool

[Ishabaal]

http://www.biblehelp.org/images/stacks%20of%20money.jpg

WOW costs money to play and we all know Mr. T has none of that.

[Werty]

Hippies don't need money.

http://www.precious-times.eu/hippy%203.jpg

[Grudge)86]

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/reviews/1887/_11782299229116.jpg
Armored polar bears rip hippies apart.

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.wowwiki.com/images/thumb/2/2c/ArtNightElfHunter.jpg/180px-ArtNightElfHunter.jpg

Night Elf hunters tame bears.

[Dauntasa]

http://www.theshootersbox.com/store/images/firearms/savage_rifle_10GXP3.jpg

Guns are better than elf bows.

[Grim]

http://www.kriegistverbrechen.de/sagnein/BrokenGun200B.gif

Guns can break easily.

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2006/machine-gun-factory-1-1.jpg

No worriest we got tons more where those came from.

[Dauntasa]

http://directory.eoportal.org/images/Meteor3M1_Auto4.jpeg

Orbital laser vaporises gun factories, preventing more from being made.

[Heroin Hero]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/io/thumb/4/4b/Luke_Skywalker_Ep6_DVD.jpg/260px-Luke_Skywalker_Ep6_DVD.jpg


Luke Skywalker destroys orbital laser with a well placed shot to it's exhaust port.

[I Eat Your Socks]

http://www.artandantiqueemporium.com/mirror/big-images/mirror_fretwork_english_looking-glass.png
Mirror deflects lukes well placed shot from his laser cannon thing back into him, killing luke.

[sunday6]

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k224/koston123456/mchammer.jpg
hammer smashes mirror

[Fr0z3n]

http://homepages.ius.edu/JECWARNE/favoritelinks_files/image006.jpg

French missiles make Hammer's head explode.

[miketothek]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s269/miketothek/tn_P9300129.jpg

wine and cheese party occupies the rest of france's time, preventing them from firing more missiles

[Werty]

"What's a 'france?' :fmita:"
http://rat-hunter.com/red-neck-rat-hunting.jpg
AKA, ignorant Americans deny the existence of France.

[Ishabaal]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/12/Alien.png/435px-Alien.png

Aliens give Americans the gift of intelligence

[Dauntasa]

http://www.scharfphoto.com/fine_art_prints/archives/199812-026-Staph-Bacteria.jpg

Bacteria infects Aliens

[BBsKey]

http://www.hebammen-sh.de/bilder/thema/stillen4-g.png
Breastfeeding gives Aliens immune system to fight the germs.

[I Eat Your Socks]

http://www.starblogs.net/archives/nicoleandlindsay.jpg
Flat chest means you can't breast feed :facts:

[gmeover]

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/HEALTH/11/17/implants/story.silicon.cnn.jpg


Breast implants can fix that!

[AngelRedFlame]

http://www.freepatriot.com/imagewarehouse/airplane-departing.jpg

Breasts implants explode when you ride in a plane!

[Quadros]

http://iraq-kill-maim.org/ik41/pict90.jpg

Iraqi 'SAM site' ruins your shit.

[Fr0z3n]

U.S. bombs the terrorists with pigs. Touching pigs sends you to hell if you aren't cleansed before you die, according to Islam.

http://www.maggiore.net/greenacres/museum/images/mus113.jpg

[gmeover]

http://www.tonychor.com/archive/bacon.jpg

All the IED's turn the pigs into delicious bacon!

[LagFish]

http://bestweekever.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/avril_lavigne001.jpg
The bacon is Canadian and is therefore able to be compared with Avril Lavigne, which makes it feel sad and inadequate.

[Quadros]

Punkasaurus. (http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h47/TimLedwitch/punkosaurus.jpg)

NoFX release the Punkasaurus to eat the stupid slut.

[Grudge)86]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1126/turokrf0.jpg
Turok, the dinosaur hunter, slays the Punkasaurus.

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.tecnogadgets.com/fotografias/nintendo_wii.jpg

With the Wii out, nobody plays N64, therefore Turok goes down into history.

[Grim]

http://www.ministryoftech.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/wii-accidents.jpg

People break there t.v.'s with the wiimote.

[miketothek]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s269/miketothek/maytag_man_thumb.jpg

your friendly neighborhood maytag man can fix that.

[AidanC]

http://www.separationsnow.com/FCKeditor/UserFiles/Image/sepNOW_ezines_2005/0512_cn.jpg

Maytag repairman doesn't fix a dishwasher before his lunchbreak so the people poison him.

[I Eat Your Socks]

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2002/WORLD/meast/11/12/iraq.antidote/story.antidote.jpg
Antidote stops him dying from poison.

[Axidos]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/spinall/200px-dr-smith-oxygen-mask-1966.jpg

The doctor was stoned into next week and mixed the antidote up with lethal injection drugs.

[gmeover]

http://www.archives.gov/education/lessons/constitution-day/images/constitution-01.gif

Some states have decided lethal injection is unconstitutional and eliminated lethal injection as capital punishment. Therefore, the doctor does not have any lethal injection drugs to mix up.

[Grudge)86]

http://www.indyzoo.com/image_gallery/African-pygmy-goat.jpg
Pygmy goats eat the U.S. Constitution.

[I Eat Your Socks]

MMM Goat (http://www.t4ranch.com/images2/meat_all_700x501.jpg)
We eat goat.

Also I can't remember if table breakage is allowed in this particular game, I'm sure it isn't though so LINNNNKED.

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.bioteams.com/images/what_teams_can.jpg

Wolves beat us to the goat.

[Viperskid]

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/1017/50213108.JPG

Balto annihalates the wolves.

[miketothek]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s269/miketothek/5292-4.jpg


snowboarder does a christ air backflip over balto, distracting everyone.

[Shadowpriest]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/9/16689208_719a70d46f.jpg

Snowboarder falls on his face and people lose interest.

[Grudge)86]

http://www.lovelylingfield.com/images/14_ft_pop_jump_trampoline_1102116141.gif
A trampoline hidden under the snow bounces the snowboarder back up on his feet.

[The incredible road map]

http://www.bnsc.gov.uk/assets/channels/discovering_space/content_images/discover_micro.jpg

No gravity makes the trampoline useless.

[Fr0z3n]

http://www.360east.com/wp-content/magnetic-field.jpg

Magnets can allow for artificial gravity, if used properly. Trampolines are useful once again!

[LagFish]

http://photos18.flickr.com/22817700_6c131856ee_m.jpg

Lobster sticks to magnet

[Paper.Heart]

http://media01.cgchannel.com/images/giochannel/news6321/simpsons1.jpg
Homer Simpson gives lobster a hot bath.

[Ishabaal]

http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/4/R/fGuyPetarded_v2_72.jpg

Family Guy destroys the simpsons

[miketothek]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s269/miketothek/250px-Familyguyonsouthpark.png


south park lampoons family guy

[Paper.Heart]

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/607/607_img_13.jpg
simpsons did it! simpsons did it!

[Grim]

http://www.ldsfilm.com/TV/FamilyGuy/FamilyGuyVols1and2_big.jpg

Family guy is better than South Park.

[Fr0z3n]

http://www.funnypart.com/pictures/FunnyPart-com-evil_sesame_street.jpg

But not as good as Sesame Street.

[meTalmessiah]

http://www.waynebesen.com/Big%20Bird.jpg

Big Bird quits.

[Grim]

http://brainfuel.tv/postimages/big_bird_thanksgiving.jpg

(I think its self explanatory)

[instant oatmeal]

http://www.speakpeppery.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/tofurkey.jpg

Everyone eats healty, vegitarian, tofu turkey instead.

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.silose.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/juguete-muneco-tofu.jpg

Tofu is actually an alien race out to kill us all. (I got it from a tv show.)
Sorry its not an alien but its the closest thing I could find.

[Dauntasa]

http://insertcoin.hautetfort.com/images/medium_Duke_Nukem_004.jpg


Duke Nukem kicks alien ass.

[Singapore]

http://www.duke4.net/images/conceptart/10.jpg

George Broussard fucks up Duke Nukem

[Fr0z3n]

http://www.gameslice.com/editorial/george.jpg

Tow truck tows George's car. And by the looks of him, George isn't walking anywhere anytime soon.

[LagFish]

http://www.kayscakes.net/Birthdaycakes/towtruckbirthday.jpg
The tow truck is actually a cake and George eats it, hops in his car and drives away content with just having eaten a whole cake.

[Singapore]

http://www.warshooter.com/sites/warshooter.com/files/Aids%20In%20Asia%200001--12-08-04-IMG_2073ci%20copy-2.jpg

Cake has AIDS; George gets AIDS and dies.

[Fr0z3n]

http://www.admit-one.net/webimages/noobs.jpg

Noobs trivialize AIDS, so noone cares about it anymore.

[Kokonut3]

http://www.alternative-cancer.net/images/cancer%20cell,%20breast.jpg

Then people may care about cancer...

[Singapore]

http://southpark.comedycentral.com/images/shows/southpark/vertical_video/season_2/sp_0201_01_M1.jpg

Scott from Canada harnesses the power of cancer and uses it to wish it upon people (specifically, Terrance and Philip).

[blltmssgy]

http://images.ctv.ca/archives/CTVNews/img2/20061228/475_ap_saddam_061228.jpg
Saddam gets Scott to do what he wishes!!!

[Grudge)86]

http://thecreativeforum.com/photopost/data/507/3noose-med.jpg
Saddam was hanged.

[Singapore]

http://www.masloski.com/headless/headless.jpg

Headless Horseman cannot be hanged!

[gmeover]

http://doozy.inf.ed.ac.uk/jbednar/album/Objects/20051110_03cx232_%5BWashington_DC%5D_Rotten_pumpki n_small.jpg

Headless Horseman's head rots

[Grudge)86]

http://images1.comstock.com/Imagewarehouse/BX/SITECS/NLWMCompingVersions/28251-28500/bxp28297.jpg
Formaldehyde preserves the pumpkin head.

[Singapore]

http://www.united-nations-of-beer.com/images/beerbong1jenn.jpg

Frat boys make Ashley Simpson drink Formaldehyde.

[master_of_the_obvious]

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11853845/30_Liter_Export_Keg.jpg

frat boys get drunk and pass out

[Nimmy]

http://homepages.transy.edu/~museum/01-16.jpg
Stomach pump saves frat boys

[Grudge)86]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41nAUp-LJ5L._AA280_.jpg
Hospital staff mistake penis pump for stomach pump.

[Singapore]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/film_images/Austin_Danger_Powers_Mike_Myers.jpg

Austin Powers denies owning penis pump.

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.cinerama.ec/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/the%20women.jpg

Austin Powers is easily distracted by women, no matter how ugly or hot they may be.

[Grim]

http://athletics.venturacollege.edu/m_waterpolo/images/2006_men_team_big.jpg

Those aren't women. They're men.

[Singapore]

http://www.mevproductions.co.uk/TV/Partridge1.jpg

Alan Partridge likes ladyboys.

[gmeover]

http://www.9thwonders.com/gallery/bus.jpg

Partridge family bus catches on fire, killing the entire family

[Besh]

Jebus helps out

(Insert Jebus here)

[sliver]

http://www.greatdreams.com/weather/tornado-oklahoma-1999.jpg
Tornado passes by, shooting cows at Jebus

[Besh]

Jebus turns into Mr. Anorexia and eats all 16 cows in one go



http://torrez.us/photolog/images/20060909194717_img_5279.jpg




Thats right, i went there

[Besh]

seems i won

[sliver]

http://library.thinkquest.org/05aug/01877/diarrhea.gif
17 cows get out in one go

[Besh]

a cork stops those cows for good

http://www.larsonimages.com/commercial/images/cork.jpg

[sliver]

http://www.pierjewelry.com/images/jew-fish.jpg
A jew-fish eats the cork

[Singapore]

http://fhwang.net/img/hitler_cat.jpg

Hitler cat eats jew-fish

[Shadowpriest]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/americancat.jpg

American cat kills hitler cat with his fat ass.

[sliver]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/9/91/300px-American_Football_Kick.jpg
American football found a substitute to the football itself, American footcat anyone?

[blltmssgy]

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/2821/rollenstewart0hn.jpg
Crazy Jesus hippie sits in at all the sporting events of the 1980s

(let's try to make this thread funny again)

[BrokenTrafalgar]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g297/Yushiro_2006/Nahr_al_Bared_Palestinian_terrorist.jpg
Terrorists blow up all of those events.

[Singapore]

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s79/MatthiasCarn/180px-Mecha-Jesus.jpg

Mecha-Jesus defeats global terrorism.

[BrokenTrafalgar]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g297/Yushiro_2006/sistineGod.jpg

Before Jesus can destroy global terrorism, God tells him to get his ass in the house because his dinner's getting cold.

[Dauntasa]

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2007-12/34140654.jpg

Lyra kills god in the last book of "His Dark Materiels".

[Fr0z3n]

Vageyenaman does... something... to Lyra.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/vageyena2.gif

[havidredden]

http://forums.explosm.net/image.php?u=16368&dateline=1196465215

The Atomic Finger pokes Vageyenaman in the eye stopping him from doing something to Lyra.

[sliver]

http://www.backcountrygear.com/images/GoLiteSilverUmbrella.jpg
An anti-atomic umbrella covers all from the Atomic Finger!

[blltmssgy]

Wind owns umbrella.
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/11/57/23295711.jpg

Please try and be funny sliver, or at least put something that makes sense.

[Singapore]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9a/Linka.gif

Soviet girl harnesses power of wind for Communism!

[Shadowpriest]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/55/Wheeler.gif

Fire dude burns wind girls hair. She commits suicide because she lost meaning of life.

[Fr0z3n]

Meaning of Life is found again.http://haringliwanag.pansitan.net/uploaded_images/meaning%20of%20life-765793.jpg

[Singapore]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/southyorkshire/content/images/2005/02/15/9_470x352.jpg

David Seaman finds his doppelgänger and punches him IN THE FUCKING THROAT.

[Fr0z3n]

The universe implodes due to the lack of sense that last picture made as a response.
http://xwt.org/random/this.picture.makes.more.sense.than.you.jpeg

[Grim]

http://features.cgsociety.org/stories/2005_09/explosions/images/header01a.jpg

Explosions are better than implosions.

[Singapore]

http://members.aol.com/Xnoid64/GodzillaClassic.jpg

Godzilla's hide is strong enough to withstand explosions.

[sliver]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1118/536578322_010beac549.jpg
Level 1 human beats Godzilla

[Zephyrus]

slightly NSFW--- http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2015533/abreastfeeding_Full.jpg

Breast feeding defeats level one human

[gmeover]

http://www.aroundhawaii.com/assets/articles/2006/04/453/images/200604_vkgrindz009.jpg

Hooters confuses breast feeding baby

[Cocktapus]

http://www.paulabecker.com/blog/images/elephant_125.jpg

Pajama Elephant stomps hooters.

[Shadowpriest]

http://mocoloco.com/archives/dyson_washing_machine_jan_04.jpg

No washing machines means no washing pajamas. Pajama elephant is no more.

[Pig Fucker]

Who needs a washing machine when the UPS guy brings new pajamas?

http://cache.consumerist.com/assets/resources/2007/03/It%27s%20a%20UPS%20Guy%20Holding%20a%20package%20o f%20fruit%20of%20the%20loom%20-%20wine%20comes%20from%20fruit%20so%20its%20sort%2 0of%20related.png

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.mertons.com/img_content/copper-tacks.jpg

Oops, somebody dropped tacks on the road.

[blltmssgy]

Kevlar tires to not get flat!!!
http://aycu29.webshots.com/image/35788/2006039608706179184_rs.jpg

[gmeover]

http://www.driftingstreet.com/images/picture-of-drifting-cars.jpg

Kevlar tires are slick, causing a car to drift

[Fr0z3n]

If you use enough superglue, that car won't be drifting at all.

http://adsoftheworld.com/files/images/boot.preview.jpg

[Grim]

http://www.paperian.com/webdude/images/mach5.jpg

Super glue cant stop the mach 5.

[blltmssgy]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/Racer_X.jpg
Speed wouldn't win all his races if Racer X didn't sacrifice himself all the time.

[a-pock]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/Ncgagnon/Katie_Holmes_017.jpg hot chick defeats losers who spend too much time watching 80s cartoon racing shows

[Krabby]

http://www.coc.nl/documents/MrGayEurope2006.jpg
Gays don't care about hot chicks.

[StrikeTwelve]

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/9138/niggersdi5.jpg

The KKK cares about gays.

[Paper.Heart]

http://gloriana.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/racist.jpg
That's racist.

[badumpbumpbump]

This guy isn't going to let any of that happen
http://www.mensvogue.com/images/business/2006/08/21/buar01_obama.jpg

[a-pock]

http://images.forbes.com/media/2007/10/01/romney.jpg Mitt Romney uses his mormon super powers to sabotage Obamas campaign and claim the presidency for the galactic federation of mormons

[Mr. Owl]

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l305/Tyraelsanctuary/EvilFeminaziHillary.jpg

the She demon eats his soul, stopping his super Mormon powers in their tracks.

[Paper.Heart]

http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2007/07/27/PH2007072701201.jpg
People only pay attention to Hilary when she wears low cut tops.

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.senate.gov/artandhistory/history/resources/graphic/large/ObamaBarack.jpg

Obama is giving her a run for her money in the elections.

[blltmssgy]

http://www.aramnaharaim.org/Photo/George-W-Bush.jpg

George Bush enacts executive power #4627 and declares himself president for another 8 more years (or wars, however you count it no-a-days)

[Fr0z3n]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4b/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster_2.jpg

The great and powerful Flying Spaghetti Monster smites George Bush.

[a-pock]

http://static.flickr.com/105/287960532_17d510dd30_o.jpg Richard Dawkins doesn't have the balls too be an ass to anyone who doesn't agree with his athiest veiws on God being a spaggetti monster.

[Shadowpriest]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/a/a8/MrsGarrison.png

He may not but Mrs. Garrison sure can.

[Laced Oysters]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/11/16/us/16writers-600.jpg
Writer's Strike prevents new episodes of South Park.

[Werty]

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=91939&rendTypeId=4
Good ol' fashion dictatorship makes hella sure that doesn't last too long.

[badumpbumpbump]

Hitler turns emo, is unable to do anything but cry.
http://www.seleckis.lv/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/hitler_emo.jpg

[LagFish]

http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/w/wall_lollipops.jpg
The song sunshine, lollipops and rainbows plays and emo Hitler realises things are not so bad.

[Shadowpriest]

http://cdn.last.fm/coverart/300x300/2027741.jpg

Hitler starts listening to BFMV and spits on the thought of such a crappy song as Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows.

[Pig Fucker]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/nirvana-46431.jpg

BFMV are nothing compared to Nirvana.

[Shadowpriest]

http://barclaytx.tripod.com/pics/metallica.jpg

Metallica sold more albums than Nirvana.

[badumpbumpbump]

Metallica dies.
http://erkansaka.net/blog/archive/Metallica-StAnger-thumb.jpg

[Shadowpriest]

Metallica is coming back!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metallica's_ninth_studio_album
^not really a picture but I couldn't think of anything else to come back with. (besides they dont have a cover for the new album yet.)

[Pig Fucker]

http://library.thinkquest.org/05aug/01264/images/magneto8.jpg

Metallica can easily be controlled by Magneto.

[a-pock]

http://www.public.iastate.edu/~nscentral/news/2006/mar/img/atlas1.jpgThe European Particle Collider has a one in a googol chance to rip space time to shreds causing electo-magnatism to be nonexsistent and new primary forces to be created. Thus reducing Magneto to an old guy with a bucket on his head.

[Fr0z3n]

Someone steals Magneto's bucket and uses it to rewind time, bringing back the laws of physics we all know and love. (http://www.ihasabucket.com/images/walrus_bucket.jpg)

[a-pock]

http://www.bluewaterbiggame.com/game/nan/walrus/images/pacific_walrus.jpgWalrus herds errupt in violence and civil war, causing massive genocide, bringing them to the brink of extinction

[I eat shit for a living]

http://dignews.com/admin/screenshoot/bulbasaur.jpg
Bulbasaur beats everything.

[Krabby]

http://members.lycos.nl/nicktol2/hpbimg/charizard.gif
Woosh.

[a-pock]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2007/20070725.jpg Penny-Arcade shows people how weird Pokemon fans are and the series quickly loses much of its fan base and is thrown into the scrap heap.

[Shadowpriest]

http://web-japan.org/nipponia/nipponia35/images/living/21_01.jpg

Japanese people come up with new Anime shows to draw in people and their money.

[a-pock]

http://www.visitingdc.com/images/harry-truman-picture.jpgHarry Truman drops two nukes on the Japs

[Dauntasa]

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2759/baseassaultwe7.gif

Harry Truman and his nukes are no match for the evil robots that Japan produces.

[Shadowpriest]

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/celebdatabase/willsmith/will_smith1_300_400.jpg

Will Smith gets rid of all the bad robots with the help of Sunny.

[Pig Fucker]

http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/iamlegend.gif

Will Smith is trapped by Zombie Vampires.

[Reo690]

http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/iamlegend.gif

Will Smith is trapped by Zombie Vampires.

http://www.myamericandegree.com/image-files/money.jpg

Stack of money buys off Zombie Vampires.

[a-pock]

http://www.thetrumpet.com/cache/000995_id995.0w360h240.jpg

The American Dollar is losing value, Communist China pays of the zombies to wreak havoc on Will Smith

[crustaceanation]

http://webmineral.com/specimens/Lead.jpg

Chinese money dyed with lead based paint, kills zombie vampires

[a-pock]

http://www.mayo.edu/msgme/images/physician-scientist.jpgScientists discover that it is impossible to dye anything with paint and that dying can only be done with dyes.

[crustaceanation]

Too bad one of the scientists has a latex allergy
http://www.latexallergy.ndo.co.uk/Skin_photos_006.jpg

[a-pock]

http://hrc.sa.utoronto.ca/HartHouseDebater-Nov1st.jpg

After letting the skin reaction subside, the scientist goes across the country giving slide show presentations and eventualy eliminates latex based products from every part of American life

[Reo690]

http://www.wright.edu/academics/armyrotc/cadetinformation/m_sniper.jpg

Sniper pops the scientist in the head before he can tell everyone.

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.ghi.com/WebMD/topics/absenceseizure.jpg

The sniper has a seizure and can't kill the scientist in time.

[HappinessMan]

http://4newbies.planetwolfenstein.gamespy.com/ETQW/images/item_medpack.jpg

Thanks to med kit, sniper gets up and ready, and BOOM HEADSHOT.

[iGavin]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/GreyMatter.jpg

Sniper wouldn't see Greymatter coming and he'd crawl into the gun and disable it, then kick him in his bitch-ass chin and ruuun!