One Up Game

[BrokenTrafalgar]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g297/Yushiro_2006/child_violin.jpg

The children of America finally grow a sense of intelligence and understanding and realize that the programs they watch on television are immature, cheap, generic and stupid. Being without a job or any money, Greymatter shoots himself and splatters his brains all over his bathroom wall.

[crustaceanation]

http://home.att.net/~raidcon/juggernaut.jpg

Too bad children are no match for the Juggarnaut... bitch.

[iGavin]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/ghost.jpg

The juggernauts fists go straight through a ghost!

[Pig Fucker]

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/d/dannyphantom.jpg

Danny Phantom can take on any ghost.

[iGavin]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/CartoonNetworkLogo1.jpg

Seeing as Cartoon Network kicks Nickelodeon's butt, the entire cast of CN make a surprise attack on Danny Phantom and all his silly Nick chums and silently snap their ribs into firewood.

[Shadowpriest]

http://marilynfenndesign.com/images/comedy_central_logo_page.png

Comedy Central is better than Cartoon Network.

[badumpbumpbump]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/ghost.jpg

The juggernauts fists go straight through a ghost!

If it goes straight through the ghost, then it also goes straight through the children.... killing them.
Just pointing that out.
Seinfeld purchases Comedy Central, and puts reruns of old episodes on it.
http://www.seinfeld-fan.net/pictures/kramer/kramer032.jpg

[I eat shit for a living]

http://dignews.com/admin/screenshoot/bulbasaur.jpg
Bulbasaur beats everything.

[StrikeTwelve]

http://p.espace.free.fr/infos/img/pokeballs/01.gif

Pokéball'd.

(BTW, Stiny, be original, seriously, you suck)

[Fugga]

http://http://www.pokebeach.com/sets/exdeoxys/88.jpg

masterball is better than pokeball

[green rubber bands]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh213/benmay/thsexywomen.gif

Lesbians are better than a masterball.

[Whorelock]

Westboro Baptist Church defeats the lesbians
http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/917/godhatesmk3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Dauntasa]

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s111/diago_frontier/MomsPictures/300_godSM.jpg

God hates the westboro baptist church.

[green rubber bands]

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l283/trumpettodd/fsm.jpg

There is no God, just the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[Pig Fucker]

http://files.xboxic.com/general/thumbs/sopranos.jpg

Enough Italians could eat the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[badumpbumpbump]

Jackie Estacado kills other gangsters.
http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/news/0612/TheDarknessUltimateCover.jpg

[havidredden]

http://uk.gizmodo.com/bfg.jpg

The BFG destroys your Jackie Estacado...... bang bang.....

[Besh]

http://www.knowledgerush.com/wiki_image/e/e6/Halo.jpg

Halo franchise beats doom

[Grim]

http://www.techimo.com/photo/data/509/truth.png

The Half-Life series kicks Halo's ass easily.

[Ytreejick]

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd278/Onimaru_1/companion-cube.jpg

FEAR IT!

[Dauntasa]

Edit: Damn, Image doesn't work. Ignore this.

[Reo690]

http://www.acceleratingfuture.com/michael/blog/images/Nuke2.JPG

A nuke is used on whatever it is, and no one can fear it.

[Love_me_like_a_lion]

http://www.lung.ca/diseases-maladies/apnea-apnee/cybersnewzz-Cyberrr/images/dreaming.gif

The nuke was just a dream.

[Pig Fucker]

http://www.cine.telecinco.es/imgsed/100405FreddyKruegerG.jpg

Dreams aren't safe from Freddy Krueger.

[havidredden]

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Freddy-Jason-headknocker-set.jpg

Jason Beats Freddy Krueger.

[I eat shit for a living]

http://faqsmedia.ign.com/faqs/image/ani001.gif

Bulbasaur beats everything.

[Tweek]

I guess the thread is over then.

[badumpbumpbump]

http://faqsmedia.ign.com/faqs/image/ani001.gif

Bulbasaur beats everything.

Stop with the Bulbasaur shit. It simply isn't funny, or creative.

Charmillionaire puts a few caps into Bulbasaur.
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/2/3/5/2350083b0d0a0a01457400e6f21df32c.jpg

[Dauntasa]

http://antipikafreak.tripod.com/051f3e50.gif

People realize how much pokemon sucks and stop watching it, so all the pokemon kill themselves.

[Pig Fucker]

C'm'on, lets get this started up again.
http://www.duncans.tv/images/wii-would-like-to-play.jpg

As long as there are Japanese video-game enthusiasts, there'll always be pokemon lovers.

[Dauntasa]

Awesomobile (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/145/429191886_1215b3cc7b_o.jpg)


All of the japanese people get wrapped up in advanced engineering projects, such as the awesomobile, and have no time for games.

EDIT: Linked due to massive table breakage.

[Paper.Heart]

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/object2/1593/124/n2390141951_9050.jpg
Japanese people are always coming up with cute inventions that only they would use.

[potolife]

http://www.kwintessential.co.uk/images/country/japan-flag2.jpg

China takes over Japan and forces them to help in the mass-marketing of products to be sent overseas.

[iGavin]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/chineseKids.jpg

Chinese and Japanese kids revolt! And then there's nobody left to make the products and merchandise

[Paper.Heart]

http://www.loc.gov/rr/international/asian/images/india_flag.gif

India to the rescue.

[blltmssgy]

To bad America exploits India!

http://www.flagamerican.net/american-flag.jpg

[iGavin]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/ist2_1855830_fast_food.jpg

America is a fast food nation. The people gorge and gorge themselves on hotdogs and cheeseburgers and eventually they weigh the entire country down and the whole of america goes underwater and all the americans die too.

[koots]

Fat floats.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/worldhaveyoursay/obese_child203.jpg

[iGavin]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/heart2.jpg
Obesety leads to heart desease and then heart failure

beep---beep---beep---beep--beep-beep-beep-beepbeepbeepbeep-beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

[Dauntasa]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/91500/91651tYbx_w.jpg

Cyborgs have robot hearts, which can not fail.

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/robin_teen_titans_bust_bank.jpg

Robin is Cyborg's boss on Teen Titans.

[blltmssgy]

http://catallaxyfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/batman-color.jpg

Batman puts Robin in timeout, and then molests him (http://www.frankdecaro.com/recipes/photos/batman-and-robin/Batman%20Kiss.jpg)

[Reo690]

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s102/kahne8198/ChrisHanson.jpg

Chris Hansen sends Batman to jail for pedophilia.

[Shadowpriest]

http://zenquality.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/cartman-chris-hansen.jpg

South Park made fun of Chris Hansen and Dateline.

[TheInvinciblePunk]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/barfyFamilyGuy.gif Family Guy tops South Park in animation and jokes.

[Shadowpriest]

http://sitdiary.net/urban909/family%20guy%20death.jpg

Death kills Peter. No more show.

[TheInvinciblePunk]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/FunnyPart-com-drunk_santa.jpg
Santa is invincible and never dies!

[Dauntasa]

http://www.danielcurran.com/images/blog/4b8101798597_DFD9/DeadSanta2.jpg


This gravestone proves that santa can, in fact, die.

[TheInvinciblePunk]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/MasterChiefAlmighty.jpg
Master Chief will never see his own gravestone! In the video game world, he had unlimited lives.

[Grim]

How did we get from the death of Peter to Master Chief not being able to die? Well anyways,

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/8446/truthfh5.png (http://imageshack.us)

Gordan Freeman comes and kills MC with his, Gordan's, crowbar.

[TheInvinciblePunk]

I'm gonna keep this curse, and use it against you
Master chief just quickly respawns and Splatters Half life 2 Guy!

[TheInvinciblePunk]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/splatter.jpg
Master chief just quickly respawns and Splatters Half life 2 Guy!

PS.sorry about the double post but my computer was lagging and screwing up and when i pressed edit it just adde the extra post. I apollogise plz don't infrac me cause I didn't mean to. =(

[Murder of The Rain Crow]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/optimus-prime.jpg
Optimus Prime transforms into mega-cool truck and is much better than crumby little warthog (and if the warthog gets cocky Optimus just transforms back into robot and blows the bastard up with his mega-guns)

[blltmssgy]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1356/1256523748_011479f69f_m.jpg

Demoman stickies Optimus Prime, blowing his ass to hell.

[Grim]

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/2163/portalscreen05to9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Portal is much better than Team Fortress 2.

[TheInvinciblePunk]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/nerd.jpg
A very large long-lasting powercut surges around the world and so people have to start reading, playing board games, and going ouside to entertain themselves.

[Grim]

That a bad thing?
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5931/sonypspkh1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Anyways, people take out there handhelds, and start playing games on them.

[blltmssgy]

One thing the PSP is missing:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e3/Weighted_Companion_Cube_%28Portal%29.png

Weighted Companion Cube!

[Murder of The Rain Crow]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/Beach-Ball.gif
Balls are better than cubes.

[Dauntasa]

http://www.ukbiopsy.com/download%20images/TOPCUT.JPG

Balls are easily popped by pointy things.

[blltmssgy]

Water says "Screw you pointy things! You can't hurt me."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f9/3D_model_hydrogen_bonds_in_water.jpg

[Shadowpriest]

http://itc.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/29/water_drops_5.jpg

Water is an inanimate (spelling?) object, so it can't speak, thus it can't tell pointy things to screw off.

[blltmssgy]

http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070214/070214_hawking_vmed3p.widec.jpg

Stephen Hawking cannot physically speak, yet he still does!

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.debreuil.com/sky2005/Downloads/Pictures/Gun.png

BOOM HEADSHOT! Try speaking now Stephen Hawking.

[blltmssgy]

enough with the Table breaks...

http://www.play-girlz.com/wp-content/uploads/fpsdoug.jpg

Only FPS Doug can get a real headshot.

[Fugga]

http://http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=67361763&size=m

Doug gets banned for hacking

[Murder of The Rain Crow]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/neo_matrix.jpg

Neo can hack anything and is never caught.

[fisdunctional]

Evil robots capture Neo and take over the world!

[Dauntasa]

http://teft.mimiandteft.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/kicknut.jpg

Some guy kicks Fisdunctional in the nuts for not posting a picture.

[Shadowpriest]

http://3dm3.com/competition/cggirls3/Prada_Woman.jpg

Women don't have nuts so it doesnt hurt them.

[meTalmessiah]

http://www.liquidelearning.com/uploaded_images/blood-745504.jpg

Women have periods, which is almost as bad. But they have them for a week at a time, every month. Imagine getting your balls kicked every second for a week, then that again once a month.

[blltmssgy]

Please ignore my horrible photoshop skills.

http://aycu01.webshots.com/image/37320/2001120606226822861_rs.jpg
Tampon Man to the Rescue!!

[Shadowpriest]

http://pubs.usgs.gov/gip/dynamic/graphics/lava_fountains.gif

Tampon man can't withstand so much heat. And therefore burns.

[Grudge)86]

http://www.mariowiki.com/images/5/5a/Blargg.png

Blarggs can withstand the heat.

[circlejerking]

http://www.vgmuseum.com/end/snes/a/marstarmarlost-4.gif

Beating the game kills all the Blarggs.

[Biguardo]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/beatkid4.jpg
Beating children is way more fun than beating any kind of game.
Also, your link is fucked.

[Fugga]

http://www.ardmoreite.com/images/042202/child_abuse.jpg

You get arrested for child abuse

[circlejerking]

http://www.boukenshin.net/crowley/graphics/benderpic.gif

Bender bends the jail bars, setting the child abuser free.

[Murder of The Rain Crow]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/robocop-792844bmp.jpg
Robocop is the ultimate law enforcer and would throw them back into jail... or better, kill them.

[TheInvinciblePunk]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/humantorch.jpg
the Human Torch from The Fantastic Four would create a supernova and melt Robocop.

[Pig Fucker]

http://www.amazingcomics.it/flash_1.jpg

The Flash can run fast enough in circles to create a vaccuum around The Human Torch. No oxygen means no fire.

[blltmssgy]

http://www.geekcoefficient.com/blog/images/green_lantern.jpg

Everyone knows that the Green Lantern is the best and most badass superhero.

[circlejerking]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42431000/jpg/_42431698_voldemort_imagenet_gall.jpg

Voldemort can avada kedavra the Green Lantern.

[Grim]

http://netramblings.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/harry-potter.jpg

Harry kills Voldemort.

[Pig Fucker]

http://cs.eou.edu/CSMM/fpratter/Gandalf%20the%20White.jpg

Gandalf is a much better wizard than Harry Potter.

[Grudge)86]

http://www.workingnet.com/thunderbear/images/heston.jpg

Charleton Heston (Moses) turns Gandalf's staff into a snake.

[Dauntasa]

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/7729/ak47pvqx7.jpg

Gandalf doesn't need a staff if he's got one of these.

[gh3y]

http://splinteredsunrise.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/magneto.gif

Magneto can steal Gandalf's AK-47 and crush it with his awesome metal-mashing powers!

[Murder of The Rain Crow]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/pinocchio.png

Pinnochio is made of wood and is impervious to Magneto's powers

[Grudge)86]

http://www.timber.org.au/ewebeditpro4/upload/Z_termites_cwc.jpg

Pinnochio gets termites in his pants after sleeping with a hooker puppet.

[Fugga]

http://www.artregister.com/seavest_collection/oates_bob.jpg

Pest control gets rid of your little termite problem

[Murder of The Rain Crow]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/borrowers.jpg
The Borrowers can outsmart the pesky pest control people

[Dauntasa]

http://www.fas.org/irp/dia/product/art/96_964.jpg

Pest control calls in some air support to blanket the house the Borrowers live in with deadly chemicals.

Edit: Whoa, table breakage.

[Murder of The Rain Crow]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/die_hard4_action.jpg

McClane takes out the helicopters with a car... he was out of bullets hehe.

[blltmssgy]

Dog from hl2 (http://orange.half-life2.com/images/screens/hl2ep2/HL2ep2_screen01.jpg)

Dog can take out anything, helicopters, CPs, you name it.

[KjH]

damnit you beat me to it -.-

ummm... dogg is tough...

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MG/143828~The-Day-the-Earth-Stood-Still-Posters.jpg
^^^
gort

[Dauntasa]

http://www.rovang.org/wg/pics/megazord.jpg

Megazord kills whatever the hell that thing is.

[Grim]

http://www.ffodyssey.com/wallpapers/ff9/ff9_bahamut2_1024x768.jpg

Bahamut, king of dragons, destroys Megazord with Mega Flare.

[Mazzar]

http://d-frag.de/media2/2006-gothic3.jpg
Hero from the Gothic 3 series learns a new spell and turns the big F*** Dragon king thing into a ....

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4166/failcatnk8.jpg
Fail Cat!!

[Fugga]

http://www.bigpawsonly.com/dog-images/psycho-dog.jpg

Dog beats cat.

By the way, dont look up dog on yahoo images

[Pig Fucker]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1264/1013009462_e6fd286228_o.png


Crocodiles eat dogs

[Murder of The Rain Crow]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/tyrannosaurus_rex.gif

Dinosaurs are like giant crocodiles, which are better than normal crocodiles.

By the way, dont look up dog on yahoo images
Why?

[potolife]

http://www.freewebs.com/aaron2j4/meteor-.jpg

Meteor beats dinosaurs.

[Grim]

http://www.ffrepublic.com/imageuploader/108-mbsuavzzcc.jpg

The Lifestream (and Holy) stop Meteor from destroying the dinosaurs. (And the planet.)

[Dauntasa]

http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF055-Dinosaur_Meteors.jpg
The dinosaurs summon more meteors, because they actually want to die.

[Fugga]

http://pathwayscourses.samhsa.gov/suicide/images_suicide/life-preserver-sin.jpg

dinosuars get saved

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fugga
By the way, dont look up dog on yahoo images

Why?


pornography shows up

[blltmssgy]

http://www.thefreshscent.com/wp-content/post_imgs/0207/ati.jpg
Above The Influence convinces the dinosaurs Xandar and his buddy to get off the weed.

[IWishIwasRad]

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k90/stopdropcecilia/jay.jpg

Jay and Silent Bob Bring the weed back.

[Murder of The Rain Crow]

I hate doing this because I love Jay And Silent Bob but...
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/swat.jpg
SWAT team comes and busts them for smokin drugs. I'm sorry! I had to rat you out! Now run Jay and Bob! RUUUUUUUN!

[Reo690]

http://www.ondisruption.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/13/bomb_2.jpg

Jay and Silent Bob are gone, only an about to explode bomb is left.

[Murder of The Rain Crow]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/bombdisarmer.jpg

In rolls the bomb disarming robot!

[IWishIwasRad]

A Technician can take apart that robot.

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w146/MsKellieJo/Will.jpg

[blltmssgy]

http://blogs.zdnet.com/open-source/images/outsourcing1.jpg

Capitalism doesn't care about the technician, they just want more money, his job has already been outsourced.

[Grudge)86]

http://www.christarrant.net/MillionaireLogo.gif

Technician wins a million dollars and stops caring about losing his job.

[blltmssgy]

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/00/07/23110700.jpg

Like everyone else who wins a whole bunch of money, he blows it all within a month and pisses off his family. Repo takes all his stuff, and he moves into his nice trailer park.

[IWishIwasRad]

A tornado hits his trailer, which was insured for one million dollars. The Technician is rich again.

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/rots4me/tornado.jpg

USER WAS PUT IN TIMEOUT FOR THIS POST. (bankamp.php)
Reason: Breaking the tables with a retarded picture.

[iGavin]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/slot_machine_web.jpg

Gambling addiction! Technician guy looses all his money again.

[Reo690]

http://www.paydayloantimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/lawsuit.jpg

The guy files a lawsuit against the casino and wins back all of his money.

[blltmssgy]

http://members.tripod.com/~kabba/fun/moneyman.gif

Unfortunately for him, lawyers cost a butt-load of money. Back to the trailer park for the technician.

[Grim]

Can we make it so it won't go in circles anymore? It feels like I'm reading the exact thing over and over again.

[blltmssgy]

Beat a lawyer then...

[Dauntasa]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/fighting.png

Everyone stops going to law school because they are too busy trying to see naked women. Eventually all the lawyers die out because no more are being taught.

[Grudge)86]

http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/7/S/m/futWhwnAliensAttack.jpg

Single female lawyer doesn't care for boobies and saves the day!

[Pig Fucker]

NSFW? (http://www.dailymuscle.com/images/breasts_cleavage.jpg)


Amazing boobs could turn any female lawyer lesbian.

[kissingkoffins]

http://media.canada.com/idl/vapr/20060611/148914-52584.jpg

thats where a gay lawyer comes in

[Pyro]

http://www.liter.kz/files/Skinhead-s.jpg

How about a gay bashing skinhead?

[iGavin]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/punkswarm.jpg

How about a skinhead bashing swarm of punks?

Sorry I had to link-table breakage.

[blltmssgy]

http://www.mtholyoke.edu/courses/rschwart/hist255-s01/boheme/hippies.jpg

Violence isn't the answer man...
Peace, man.

[iGavin]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/Cartmanh8shippies.jpg

CARTMAN HATES HIPPIIIES!!!

[blltmssgy]

http://www.healthline.com/blogs/diet_nutrition/uploaded_images/fat-cat-712938.jpg
This just in, something is found that is fatter than Eric Cartman!!!

[iGavin]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/homerball.jpg

A cat is not at fat as... Homer ball!

[blltmssgy]

http://www.microsiervos.com/images/geek-tv-futurama.jpg

Matt Groening's witty nerd humor of Futurama tops his just plain old witty humor of The Simpons.

[Pig Fucker]

http://www.funthingies.com/quotes/frasier.jpg

People grow up and learn to like cultured shows like Frasier instead of crude cartoons.

[Reo690]

http://www.sonypictures.com/tv/shows/seinfeld/multimedia/images/wallpapers/4small.jpg

Frasier is no match for Seinfeld.

[Dauntasa]

http://www.watchbattery.co.uk/shop/WAMR-118.jpg

Seinfeld was cancelled when the actors got too old and stopped being funny, and was thus defeated by time itself.

[Pig Fucker]

http://www.spa3.k12.sc.us/WebQuests/mozart/time%20machine.gif


Time is no match for H. G. WELLLS!

[iGavin]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/charlesdickens.jpg

Charles Dickens is a way more popular writer than H.G Wells

[MaxAlcolo]

http://www.homedepot.ca/wcsstore/HomeDepotCanada/images/catalog/7a134d38-fb53-47cd-9560-6786cfaf76d1_4.jpg

Your books have just been ripped apart.

[iGavin]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/metal.gif

Paper shredder can't shred metal.

[Dauntasa]

http://www.prab.com/images/5-shredder-fed-by-screw.jpg

Metal shredder can shred metal.

[blltmssgy]

http://www.absolutediamonds.co.za/images/diamonds.jpg

Not diamonds bitch!

[Reo690]

http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50125991/Diamond_Cutting_Blades.jpg

These diamond cutting blades, however, can.

[iGavin]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/wrench-1.jpg

Wrench gets stuck in the machinery, so none of the shredders work.

[Fugga]

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/314005/2/istockphoto_314005_hammer.jpg

Hammers are better than wrenches

[Reo690]

http://www.northerntool.com/images/product/images/150216_lg.jpg

Sledge hammers kick normal hammers ass.

[Grudge)86]

http://homepage.mac.com/onehundredbhq/.Public/mchammer.jpg
...gives hammers a bad name.

[meatpopsicle]

Metal Heads, ppl who like REAL MUSIC Stomp the mc hammer to death in a mosh pit

thus saving the reputation of the FUBAR!

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Reason: Too retarded to read the rules of the game, and ppl is not a word.

[Dauntasa]

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/430062/2/istockphoto_430062_middle_finger.jpg

Nice picture, asshole.

[Grim]

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/1613/r2588996261xy8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

How can you flip someone off when you have no hands?

[Pig Fucker]

http://www.jedi-academy.com/film/luke_newhand.jpg


Jedi scientific advances allow the possibility of robotic arms.

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.swg1.net/encyclo/images/dooku.jpg

Count Dooku will just slash your hand off again.

[Dauntasa]

http://www.mikethepod.com/ani_dooku.jpg

Not if Anakin cuts his head off first.

[iGavin]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/Kineticlops.jpg

Kineticlops from War Of The Monsters is made of pure energy and cannot be hurt by lightsabres, force attacks or Sith lightning attacks. (plus he is 30ft tall so he could just stand on any Jedi or Sith, or easily destoy them with his awsome electric powers).

[Grudge)86]

http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/diglet-39542.jpg

Phallic ground-type Pokemon are immune to lightning attacks.

[iGavin]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/mouldypotato.gif

Dirty ground grew horrid mouldy potato!

[Pig Fucker]

http://www.danperezstudios.com/images/workshop/gollum%20maquette.jpg



Gollum will eat potatoes whether they are moldy or not.

[iGavin]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/memyselfandirene.jpg

Charlie from Me, Myself & Irene has a better split personality than Golem

[Grim]

http://myspace-786.vo.llnwd.net/00562/68/78/562588786_l.jpg

Tyler Durden has a better split personality than Charlie.

[Bone Scraper]

silence beats Tyler Durden.
rule number 1 & 2: do not talk about the Fight Club

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Reason: This game has one rule extra rule, your post must contain a picture. For whatever reason you couldn't grasp that and now you have to sit in the corner and think about what you've done. I hope you're happy.

[Grudge)86]

http://www.waco-texas.com/city_depts/fire/images/siren.jpg
A loud siren breaks the silence.

[BKS]

http://www.cfo.doe.gov/me70/manhattan/images/HiroshimaCloud.gif

The bomb drops anyway.

[SladeMadeFilms]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/hkh0131l.jpg

Trampoline sends bomb back to the bombers!

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.kitchenknifedrawer.com/files/1696205/uploaded/K6615D.jpg

The knife tears the trampoline wide open for the bomb.

[Dauntasa]

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11788635/Giant_51_Final_Fantasy_7_Cloud_Buster_Swords.jpg

Swords are bigger and cooler than knives.

[BKS]

http://www.gomedia.us/arsenal/images/texturepacks/rust-prev1.jpg

Rust attack, bitch.

[Dime]

http://www.toolstation.com/images/library/stock/webbig/98529.jpg

Rust Remover, motherfucker.

[Dauntasa]

http://www.fap.pdx.edu/safety/hydrofluoric_acid/hfburn.gif

Guy gets burned by rust remover and sues the company.

[SladeMadeFilms]

http://www.ganglandnews.com/CastellanoHit.jpg

Mob Hit Kills Prime Witness, Lawsuit is Dropped!

[SourLambyNippleChops]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/witness-protection-2.jpg

Witness to crime testifies under Witness Protection, mobster is jailed.

[SladeMadeFilms]

http://img.slate.com/media/42000/42593/Neubecker_Jailbreak.GIF

Mobster breaks out of jail, kills witness anyway, and the witness's family and pets.

[iGavin]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/Jango-Fett.jpg
Jango Fett is a bounty hunter and goes on the prowl to catch them, but they resist, so he kills them (not as much reward but they're not coming back)

[SladeMadeFilms]

http://www.movierealms.com/acatalog/MaceWinduUnleashed.jpg

Mace Windu kills Jango Fett at Geonosis.

[Grim]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/7223/windu2ei5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Mace Windu is killed by force lightning.

[Dresden]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_01/lightNYDN1805_468x339.jpg
lightning rod absorbs force lightning

[Dauntasa]

http://www.everypicture.com/shop/books/aa610302d72bacd6c86419709a3e2c1d/king-kong.jpg

King Kong fucks the Lightning rod tower up.

[Dresden]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/07/09/JET_narrowweb__300x388,0.jpg

Fighter jets blow the hell out of King Kong.

[Dauntasa]

Edit: Stupid image didn't work.

[SourLambyNippleChops]

http://hubpages.com/u/67708_f260.jpg
Transformer takes out fighter jet.

[SladeMadeFilms]

http://regmedia.co.uk/2006/12/08/blackhole_image.jpg

Black Hole Swallows Transformers.

[Dresden]

http://kloppingart.com/myPictures/White%20Hole%20-2.jpg (http://kloppingart.com/myPictures/White%20Hole%20-2.jpg)

White hole is the exact opposite of black hole, and cancels it out.

[Besh]

Going to prison makes the white hole sore..wink wink

http://www.ezgeography.com/encyclopedia/upload/thumb/c/c9/250px-Prison.jpg

[Fugga]

http://www.azcorrections.gov/pio/Images/ParoleBadgex.jpg
You get released on parole

Going to prison makes the white hole sore..wink wink

P.s. that was funny XD

[SladeMadeFilms]

http://www.1pstart.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/badges.jpg

"Badges! We don't need no stinkin' badges!"

[SourLambyNippleChops]

http://www.acc-tv.com/images/globalnews/ogco_usborderpatrol_0507.jpghttp://http://www.madison.com/communities/madisonlucha/library/files/border_patrol.jpg

Border Patrol takes care of that...

[Dresden]

http://www.quakr.co.uk/XTECH07/images_katie/343729914_24d8799175.jpg

Overwhelming numbers of illegal immigrants swarm border patrol.

[SladeMadeFilms]

http://www.vva528.org/images/AOFRONTs.gif

Need I say more?

[Pig Fucker]

http://www.recesscafe.com/image/feminism01.jpg


Feminists get mad about the unnecessary killing of female immigrants.

[Dresden]

http://www.ifamericansknew.org/images/biddu2b.jpg
Tear gas quells the angry feminist mobs.

[iGavin]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/terminator.jpg

He never cries.
"You are terminated!"

[SladeMadeFilms]

http://www.martinwildig.com/pictures/kylereese_1.jpg

No, you're terminated, nasty terminator man!

[iGavin]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/paula_garces.jpg

Girl hotter than mental, dirty guy. (Yeah, I couldn't think of a decent transit.)

[Antisaint]

http://prideoriginals.com/images/kitchen1.jpg

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Reason: I get it, girls belong in the kitchen, like that hasn't been done to death, next time put the description like you're supposed to .

[Dresden]

I'm not really sure how a nice kitchen beat a hot girl, but whatever...

http://www.idl.idaho.gov/bureau/FireMgt/pix2005/crown_fire.jpg
Fire burns down all-wood kitchen.

[iGavin]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/robot-starwars.jpg

Look my friends! Look at R2 and 3PO! They are made of metal! They cannot burn!

[Antisaint]

But they CAN melt!

http://starryskies.com/solar_system/venus/lava_domes2.jpg

[iGavin]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/water_with_lava_rocks.jpg

Science 101-what happens when you pour freezing water over lava? It turns to rock!

[Antisaint]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/a/a5/300px-Paper_sheet.jpg

paper beats rock.

[iGavin]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/rip.gif
RRRRRIPPP!!!! (If I said scissors we could be here for hours going in a circle)

[Antisaint]

duct tape fixes all.

http://daddytypes.com/archive/duct_tape_baby_mianro.jpg

[Dresden]

http://bekleidungskammer.de/images/97BM%20Cold%20Steel%20bolo%20machete.jpg
machete chops up all the duct tape

[iGavin]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/rustyblade.jpg
Incoming rust. Watch out machete!

[Antisaint]

http://www.culliners.co.uk/images/maslinSS.jpg

stainless steel!

[iGavin]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/gon001-Twin_Towers_Explode.jpg
Duck dude! Your kitchen just blew up (the pan with it)

[Antisaint]

http://www.prisonplanet.com/images/july2007/250707rowe.jpg

"9/11 was a conspiracy!"

[iGavin]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/alien.jpg
So is Area 51 and its aliens, but that's OK. This little guy looks cool.

[Antisaint]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/143/345579246_2f704d0a31.jpg

Not to worry, the government will cover you up!

[iGavin]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/ban_.jpg
You should get banned for using the same pic twice (well, it was the same pic)

[Antisaint]

But I didn't! The URL didn't get copied, so I had to edit.

anyways, hackers get around your ban.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/11/15/hackerdan_wideweb__470x316,2.jpg

[iGavin]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/Ericafinger.jpg
A nerdy hacker could never get a girl like this! ^^^^

[Antisaint]

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v150/179/85/660125231/n660125231_1842264_9108.jpg

gay men = impervious to female beauty.

[Grudge)86]

http://www.ericolson.addr.com/assets/fertilization.jpg
Gay couples can't reproduce.

[Dauntasa]

http://www.arlingtonscientific.com/download/123321_U131983__200371/Blue%20Test%20Tube.jpg

Actually, with modern science, they can.

[Quadros]

http://www.mem.dk/aarhus-conference/download/photos/SH_1.JPG
SCIENCE IS EVIL! BURN THE WITCH!

[SourLambyNippleChops]

http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/salem/SAL_IPHI.HTM

http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/salem/SAL_IEXA.HTM

Sir William Phips, Governor puts end to witch hunt.

[SladeMadeFilms]

http://www.portlandmercury.com/binary/96e28e9f/feature-8755.jpeg

Sasquatch hunt replaces witch hunt!!!

[SourLambyNippleChops]

http://consumermaven.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/mossbergm590a1.jpg

12 Gauge takes out sashquash and any one looking for the bastard.

[Spastic]

http://www.militarypictures.info/d/692-6/M40A3_sniper.jpg

The sniper takes out the man with the shotgun before he can fire.

[Dresden]

http://blogs.bnet.com/businesstips/images/officespacecopier.jpg
someone sneaks up behind the sniper and beats him down

[Dauntasa]

http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_on_11_22_2002_15_41_16/tank_04-06.jpgCC1CAB80-C11B-48AA-A2977C99D8ADD654.jpgLarge.jpg

Tanks are impossible to beat down.

[SourLambyNippleChops]

http://www.nrcu.gov.ua/_picture/parent/listing/31/148_31322.jpg

But can't hold up to landmines.

[lobster bisque anyone?]

But not if this guy disarms it

http://www.gamepro.com/screens/110852/47661-10-2.jpg

[Johnny]

http://mocoloco.com/art/archives/pickering_land_mine_mar_06.jpg

Disarming guy cuts the wrong wire

[SladeMadeFilms]

http://www.newlaunches.com/entry_images/0607/01/ultimate_reset_button1.jpg

For some of you: God hits the reset button, all of life starts over, including disarming man.

For the rest of you: Darwin hits the reset button, all of life starts over, including disarming man.

For the strange few of you: The aliens that started our civilization hit the reset button, all of life starts over, including disarming man.

[Dresden]

http://beta.solarbotics.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/projects/bep/bep5_turbot/Bep05-Eyes_wire_Green-DSCN4.jpg
"Not the green wire. Heavens no, pull any one but the green one." -Fight Club

Someone pulls the green wire on the Restart Button.

[VanillaKilla]

http://aeorienteering.com/images/survey_tape_400x400.jpg

the tape fixes the green wire on the restart button

[Dresden]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/568447/2/istockphoto_568447_shuriken.jpg
shuriken slices through the tape

[Grudge)86]

http://home.att.net/~a.a.major/votshield.jpg
Tower shield blocks shurikens.

[Dresden]

http://www.naturelich.com/archives/images/trebuchet.jpg
Trebuchet takes out everyone in the area, tower shields and all

[Bone Scraper]

A dragon destroys the trebuchet
http://www.crystalinks.com/dragon.gif

[JustAnotherNoob]

http://mortisest.tripod.com/lino/dragon%20slayer.jpg

Man with overly large sword slays dragon

[badumpbumpbump]

Tripod.com is run by ineducated gangsters, causing the image to not work.
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Al-Capone-Poster-C10290679.jpeg

[Dresden]

http://www.hitman2.com/images/hitman_front.jpg
Hitman takes out the gangsters.

[Spastic]

http://www.mini-itx.com/projects/playstation2pc/images/ps2pc0007.jpg

Broken console makes Hitman unplayable.

[Reo690]

http://www.vincentabry.com/images/techno/2007/janv/PS3.jpg

The PS2 is replaced by the PS3.

[Dresden]

http://imshopping.rediff.com/pixs/productsearch/product_images/gaming_consoles/Microsoft_Xbox%20360.jpg
X-BOX 360 pwns PS3 any day.

[SladeMadeFilms]

http://www.techepics.com/files/360egg.jpg (http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/video-cooking-eggs-xbox-360-style)

Xbox 360 over heats, only good for cooking eggs. (Click image for proof.)

[Dauntasa]

http://picturethis.pnl.gov/im2/Salmonella0/Salmonella.jpg

It is hard to cook eggs on an Xbox, and poorly cooked eggs give you salmonella.

[VanillaKilla]

http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50328000/Medicine_Case__First_Aid_Case.jpg

Medicine cures salmonella

[Peachy]

http://www.ewc3.org/upload/ressourcen/Pikt/w_Customs.jpg

Customs officials think my medicines are dugs and destroy them

[Shiro]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/7296/imagevr5.th.jpg

Salmonella outbreak becomes epidemic

[badumpbumpbump]

Read rules, please. (Unless this epidemic is also killing the custom official, it isn't defeating the statement above.)
Salmonella is mistaken for Salmon and is chopped up and fed to hungry cats.
http://catniptoys.com/Merchant2/graphics/wildside_3oz.jpg

[Dauntasa]

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/no_see_your_Cat.jpg

Apparently, this Chinese resteraunt doesn't serve cats. The food does taste funny though.

[lobster bisque anyone?]

This guy closes resturant

http://www.batanga.com/mm/image/Planeta%20Networks%20Inc/ss_inspector.jpg

[Dresden]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10230650A~Fox-Mulder-Dana-Scully-Posters.jpg
Agents Mulder and Scully, FBI, shut down the fraud Health Inspector.

[Spastic]

http://digital-lifestyles.info/copy_images/fox-broadcasting-lg.jpg

Fox cancels X-files, leaving Mulder and Scully jobless.

[Mr. Owl]

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r127/rickybarra/david_duchovny_16.jpg

Mr. Duchovny becomes a weird ass model for his new job.

[badumpbumpbump]

Zoolander is weirder.
http://dirt.la/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/zoolander.jpg

[Bone Scraper]

http://cb.nowan.net/images/Zoolander_001.jpg
All Zoolanders looks are the same, thus defeating any of his looks sinse the first look

[SladeMadeFilms]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y150/Saltlick/SXSW%202007/Prince_PurpleRain.jpg

Only Prince can wear purple and make gay faces and still be cool, thus defeating zoolander. Kapow!

[Grudge)86]

http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/images2/NOP/princewilliam.jpg

Prince William is a REAL prince.