One Up Game

[Quadros]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:o2TzFZOqvWh_sM:http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2662649/2/istockphoto_2662649_guillotine.jpg

Britain goes all French on the royal family's ass. Also REPLY 1000 MOTHERFUCKERS.

[JustAnotherNoob]

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/3121/ztermitescwcya9.jpg
Termites eat the wood from the guillotine, causing it to break

[Dresden]

http://www.wpclipart.com/armed_services/weapons/portable_flamethrower.png
Flamethrower burns all the termites.

[Dauntasa]

Match (http://hcpc.uth.tmc.edu/pihome/images/match.jpg)

A match in the flamethrowers fuel tank makes it explode.

Edit: Woah, that broke the tables more than anything else ever has before.

[Spastic]

http://www.eia.doe.gov/kids/energy_fungames/energyslang/images/wind-farm.jpg

Nothing like the raw power of wind to put out those pesky matches!

[acci_dent]

Green it may be, but wind power just isn't efficient enough, the world converts to nuclear power:

http://pro-resources.net/images/Nuke_plant.jpg

[blltmssgy]

http://www.ourtimelines.com/hist/chernobyl.jpg
One word, Chernobyl

[JustAnotherNoob]

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/4843/cockroachoh4.jpg

Cockroaches can withstand the radioactivity from the explosm.

[Grudge)86]

http://www.flagstuff.com/blog/pictures-06/9-28-1.jpg
Some cultures eat cockroaches.

[LagFish]

Whilst this is true,
http://images.portalcab.com/post/explosm.jpg
most explosm'ers are highly uncultured, and don't care about other cultures.

[badumpbumpbump]

Jiggz is sent to timeout for exposing the truth.
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e206/merakoh/timeout_blog.jpg

[Fugga]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2128595/2/istockphoto_2128595_detention.jpg

Big kids don't get put in time out, they get detention.

[VanillaKilla]

the detention room explodes
http://jooyeol.files.wordpress.com/2006/05/explosion.jpg

[Grudge)86]

http://www.shoplet.com/office/limages/MFVS2893.JPG

These Pringles potato chips are a lot more original than the use of an explosion as a one-up.

[Dresden]

http://home.cfl.rr.com/pheenix/choke.gif
Some guy chokes on the Pringle. Man and Pringle both die.

[Johnny]

http://d.yimg.com/origin1.lifestyles.yahoo.com/ls/he/healthwise/h5550950.jpg

Heimlich Maneuver solves choking problem

[Fugga]

http://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/wpmi/rapist.jpg

That man is actually a rapist

[SladeMadeFilms]

http://www.engagements.ca/images/keanu.jpg

Actually, he's just a fictional rapist, played by Keanu Reeves.

[BKS]

Matrix Revolutions kills his career.
http://zerodimension.net/mt/archives/matrixRev.jpg

[lobster bisque anyone?]

The original War of the Worlds sucked worse than Matrix Revolutions

http://www.homevideos.com/photos2003/waroftheworlds.jpg

[Dresden]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/w/images/war-of-the-worlds-poster-2.jpg
NEW War of the Worlds kicks the old one's ass. Tom Cruise may be a crazy man, but he's a good actor.

[lobster bisque anyone?]

Cold Virus kills the aliens

http://www.waynesthisandthat.com/images/coldvirus.jpg

[Dresden]

http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2006/0610/flu_shot_1006.jpg
Immunization shot defeats the common cold at last.

[Dauntasa]

http://www.cityoflewiston.org/police/swat%20cover.jpg

A covert strike team sneaks into the Lab that developed the vaccine, wipes the computers, destroys the samples, and sneaks out undetected, thus keeping the cold vaccine from ever being used.

[lobster bisque anyone?]

Guard dogs kill the Covert Strike Team.


http://www.perrosamigos.com/images/doberman.jpg

[Dresden]

http://www.uberreview.com/wp-content/uploads/ds_pro1.jpg
Shock collar set to strongest setting kills guard dog.

[lobster bisque anyone?]

Wal-Mart brand batteries suck thus making the shock collar no longer work.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/amyadoyzie/456466097/

USER WAS PUT IN TIMEOUT FOR THIS POST. (http://forums.explosm.net/bankamp/)
Reason: No picture

[Shadowpriest]

http://nxtbot.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/energizer-bunny.jpg

Energizer bunny solves the problem.

[Pyro]

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/06/Battery-Eater.jpg


Not a mach for the battery eater.

[SladeMadeFilms]

http://www.franchisetrade.com/images/Cheesefondue.jpg

Cheesy image confuses you, and you forget where your battery eater is, thus rendering it useless.

[Shadowpriest]

http://churchrelevance.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/heinz_ketchup.jpg

Ketchup is better than cheese.

[Dresden]

http://www.americansweets.co.uk/ekmps/shops/statesidecandy/images/usa_hidden_valley_ranch_dressing%5Bekm%5D400x300%5 Bekm%5D.jpg
Hidden Valley Ranch is the ULTIMATE condiment.

[Dauntasa]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e192/danjvogel/1119422-0you_may_not_be_as_gay_-med.jpg

The ultimate condiment...For Gays!

[Fugga]

http://www.uic.edu/orgs/cwluherstory/CWLUGallery/images/LesbianPride.jpg

Lesbians are better

[Hats of!]

http://www.texasbeyondhistory.net/plateaus/peoples/images/priests-sm.jpg

Priests destroys Lesbians.

[Dresden]

http://threespeech.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/160_%5BASSASSINS%20CREED%5D_S_%5BJerusalem%5D_%5BH ighPoint1%5D.jpg
Altair blends in with the priests and then kills them.

[JohanD12]

http://www.uni-bonn.de/Aktuelles/Presseinformationen/2003/469/bilder/t_komet1.jpg
Comet crashes down on earth, causing everything to be destroyed

[Dresden]

By the way, "everything is destroyed" kind of things are retarded. They lack imagination.
-----------------------------------
http://linuxbrit.co.uk/images/green_laser.jpg
Laser blasts the comet off course, and it misses the Earth.

[lobster bisque anyone?]

mirrors deflect lasers

http://www.invitinghome.com/Mirrors/MirrorsPictures/1877l_mirror.jpg

[Pig Fucker]

http://www.artlex.com/ArtLex/uv/images/ugly_guyshead.jpeg


Your mom's so ugly she breaks the mirror.

[lobster bisque anyone?]

Plastic surgery changes everything

http://www.sheknows.com/graphics/bad-plastic-surgery_Michael-Jackson.jpg

[SladeMadeFilms]

http://www.hyperorg.com/blogger/images/mjackson.jpg

Yes it does, but no always for the better good.

[blltmssgy]

http://www.denveraugmentation.com/images/breast_augmentation_surgery_denver.jpg

Oh the miracles of plastic surgery.

[Dresden]

http://worldofwonder.net/image1/Jody-Watley(after-plastic-s-tm.jpg
Plastic surgery goes horribly wrong

[Pig Fucker]

This plastic srugery thing is getting annoying.

Holy Guacamole the Table Breakage (http://img.timeinc.net/popsci/images/2006/04/obv_drunk_485.jpg)

The surgeon is drunk on the job.

[Pyro]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2992759/2/istockphoto_2992759_obese_police.jpg


Drunk surgeon arrested by the obese police.

[Awsumerthanyou]

http://www.doctorsecrets.com/your-medicine/heart-attack-picture.gif
Obese Police have a heart attack.

[Gnauga]

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee48/Bronz93/rattack.jpg

Word Play turns the Heart Attack into an He-Attack Rat (Like He-man, but with an attack rat). The heart attack goes away.

[SladeMadeFilms]

http://slademadefilms.com/images/resist.jpg

The rat can only bite one them, thus enabling the rat to be squashed by the rest of them, thus making this image defeat the previous one.

[Dresden]

http://www.christianlogic.com/download/logic_in_100_minutes_hi-res_image.jpg

That image and explanation made no sense, and thus is defeated by LOGIC.

[Awsumerthanyou]

http://www.futureofthebook.org/mitchellstephens/archives/GOD2.JPG
God defies all logic.

[Dresden]

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~jchamplin/blog/godofwar2.jpg
This guy makes God his bitch.

[Awsumerthanyou]

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m38/khus105/Kratos.jpg

Kratos is disgraced by this guy.

[Dresden]

http://www.campusmoblog.com.sg/blog/ChocoFudge/album/7CA54D66-CD12-4A2A-A7C5-C7EFE4BC833F.jpg
Sasuke cosplayer totally beats Kratos cosplayer.

[FAGGY MCFAGGER FAGGOTY FAG]

http://wolfman064.com/controlpanel/blogs/photos/ask-ninja.jpg
Real ninjas kill cosplayers.

[lobster bisque anyone?]

That guy forgot to wear the blue with the black

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/214RKJ9Q4DL.jpg

[SladeMadeFilms]

http://www.hiphopwest.com/images/protwhite.jpg

No need, White T hides flakes, rendering dandruff shampoo useless.

[Awsumerthanyou]

http://www.thefabricofourlives.com/FabricSmart/ComingClean/images/stain.jpg
This dumbass kid stained your White T.

[lobster bisque anyone?]

Loud asshole sells you a product to get rid of the stain.

http://www.princeroy.org/Billy_Mays.jpg

[Fugga]

http://www.fordogtrainer.com/pics/muzzles/dog-leather-basket-muzzle/basket-muzzle-leather-dog-small.jpg

muzzle shuts him up

[Dresden]

http://www.firstscience.com/home/images/legacygallery/vampire.jpg
Loud asshole is a vampire and gnaws his way out of the muzzle.

[blltmssgy]

http://www.mdidea.com/products/new/garlic02.jpg

Cloves of Garlic, bitch!

[Awsumerthanyou]

http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/wario/wario_071128a-l.jpg
Wario eats garlic.

[Dresden]

http://www.keljeu.com/images/latest_news/link.jpg
Link totally beats Wario.

[Dexide]

http://www.dragon-nights.de/cloud.JPG

Cloud beats Link. Anytime, anywhere.

[Awsumerthanyou]

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/3725/zabuza0043rh0.jpg
Zabuza has a bigger sword.

[lobster bisque anyone?]

Haku makes Zabuza cry

http://www.nautiljon.com/images/perso/grandes/Naruto/haku.jpg

[blltmssgy]

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j103/sexy_irish_lass/crying.jpg

Anime makes the average person cry from how awful it is.

[Dresden]

http://cgi.di.uoa.gr/~std06176/naruto.jpg
Naruto and all the other ninjas kick your ass for not liking anime.

[Grim]

http://members.fortunecity.com/chronotriggerians/images/yuffie2.jpg
(kinda nsfw)
Yuffie is a better ninja than Naruto.

[Dresden]

(might want to fix that link Grim)

[Besh]

http://cgi.cnn.com/WORLD/europe/9811/24/queen.lords/queen.jpg

Queen is better then prince

[Besh]

what the hell? a minute ago, i wanted to defeat prince william? oh well sorry

[Fugga]

http://www.fractalus.com/paul/20011209-aceofspades.jpg
Ace beats queen

[Awsumerthanyou]

http://www.synthstuff.com/mt/archives/bugs-bunny.jpg
Bugs beats Ace.

[lobster bisque anyone?]

Elmer Fudd shoots Bugs

http://www.zewebanim.com/images/Looneytunes/elmerfudd-wallpaper1.jpg

[Dresden]

http://www.wshin.com/images/games/half-life/player.gif
Gordon Freeman's shotgun beats Elmer Fudd's shotgun.

[Dexide]

http://www.airsoftknoxville.com/images/spring%20rifles/big%20images/new_shotgun_1b_jpg.jpg (http://www.airsoftknoxville.com/images/spring%20rifles/big%20images/new_shotgun_1b_jpg.jpg)
real people with real shotguns beat imaginary people with imaginary shotguns.

[lobster bisque anyone?]

Hagrid breaks your shotgun.

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2002/10/23/Hagrid3.jpg

[Boom]

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff236/MayhemRatio/snape-wand.jpg
Elder wand beats Hagrid.

[Grim]

http://www.hp-lexicon.org/images/covers/6-hbp-covers/ring.jpg

The resurrection stone brings Hagrid back.

[Boom]

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t130/kreativedesigner/nature/erosion.jpg
Erosion beats resurrection stone.

[Dresden]

http://www.bradleygoughdiamonds.com/pictures/diamond.jpg
Good luck eroding a diamond.

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.diamondvues.com/archives/Ruby%20Gemstone.jpg

Rubies are way cooler.

[Dauntasa]

http://www.ecovehicle.com/Sledgehammer.jpg

Sledgehammer crushes ruby.

[Mantaur]

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/40/02/22210240.jpg

Lunch break stops big man from using a sledgehammer

[Spartan_Madness]

Angry Boss cuts prevnts lunch break.

http://www.haloimages.com/imgs/GR00009_FPO_PREV.jpg

[Dauntasa]

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/56132608.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19390335F8FA9CA92A6068113727426A7D4 26D5502F4A3FD04B

Union Boss forces angry boss to give all workers lunch breaks.

[lobster bisque anyone?]

Union Boss gets A.I.D.S. from that whore he did last night.

http://dcist.com/attachments/dcist_martin/AIDS.JPG

[badumpbumpbump]

The Boss takes over for the union boss. She also throws Dauntasa off a bridge for not posting a picture.
http://plataforma.meristation.com/EPORTAL_IMGS/GENERAL/articulos/Septiembre2007-Los25mejoresjefesfinales/IMG-cw46e4238c89a08/Maldad%2041pe.jpg

[Dauntasa]

http://www.3-image.com/images/solid_snake.gif

Snake shoots The Boss and becomes Big Boss. And by the way, I did post a picture.

[Mantaur]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d105/paul1984/really_fat_chick.jpg

Trouser Snake defeated by this

[Spartan_Madness]

OH NO!

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b300/underterms/diabeetus.jpg

[Kellas]

http://www.fettan.com/images/Ethiopian_child_starving.jpg


These kids aren't getting obese anytime soon cuz yanno the whole no food in the country thing, therefore beating out diabetes.

[lobster bisque anyone?]

Giant Burger beats starvation.

http://www.linside.nl/afbeeldingen/big%20mac.jpg

[Dresden]

http://www.uni-heidelberg.de/zentral/ztl/grafiken_bilder/bilder/e-coli.jpg
Giant burger is undercooked and everyone gets E. coli

[Dauntasa]

http://www.super-science-fair-projects.com/image-files/kayla.gif

Scientist cures E.coli.

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.sites.si.edu/images/exhibits/Art%20of%20the%20Stamp/images/Frankenstein_jpg.jpg

Scientist's creation hunts him down.

[Dauntasa]

http://visindavefur.hi.is/myndir/angry_mob.png

Angry mob lynches the scientist's creation.

[lobster bisque anyone?]

Landmines kill the mob.

http://www.sudantribune.com/IMG/jpg/landmines.jpg

[Kellas]

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/MacGyver.jpg


MacGyver fears no land mines.
He detonated one with a piece of string in an episode, just because he could.

[SladeMadeFilms]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d187/fluffypoodle/blog/jack_tony.jpg

MacGyver fears Jack Bauer & Tony Almeida. Even when they die, you can't beat them; they just come back.

[lobster bisque anyone?]

FOX cancels 24.

http://digital-lifestyles.info/copy_images/fox-broadcasting-lg.jpg

[Awsumerthanyou]

http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/fox/fox.jpg

Fox is cooler than Fox.

[lobster bisque anyone?]

Meet fire hose bitch!

http://www.rffd.org/rffd.org/3onhose.jpg

[Awsumerthanyou]

Firefighters are turned into children and forget how to operate the hose
http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/930/55066792.JPG

[Spastic]

A pedophile lures the children into his van with the promise of free candy.

http://www.net-games.biz/funny-pictures/pictures/3.jpg

[Awsumerthanyou]

"Why don't you take a seat, right over there"
http://hubpages.com/u/55444_f260.jpg

[badumpbumpbump]

Judge Mathis can take out criminals in style.
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/3050121.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193B3EA2C03450C94867F2887EE4B4165E3 5A5397277B4DC33E

[lobster bisque anyone?]

Judge Mathis' black ass dies because he forgot his inhaler at his house.

http://www.armc.org/images/asthma.jpg

[Fugga]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/2/24/DragonBalls.jpg
He gets wished back with the dragonballs

[Kellas]

http://aneeqb.c.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/dragonball_brolly_broli_ssj2_ultimate_ssj.gif

Brolly don't need no stinking dragon balls. His power level is ultimate.

[Spastic]

http://www.unificationfrance.com/IMG/jpg/futurama.jpg

Futurama beats shitty ass Dragonball any day of the week.

[Awsumerthanyou]

FOX cancels Futurama.
http://saeed.netio.ca/Media/Graphics/Article/Futurama/30th-Century-Fox--thumbnail-300,

[Dresden]

http://www.dailygalaxy.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/21/firefly_mmo_3_2.jpg
Fox cancelled Firefly too. It's still the best fucking show ever.

[Mantaur]

http://www.jrj-socrates.com/Cartoon%20Pics/Fox/Family%20Guy/Evil_Monkey_301.gif

Evil Monkey from family guy thinks otherwise

[Roxi]

http://www.fijilive.com/ecards/icons/Love.jpg
Love makes the evil monkey not evil anymore.

[Fugga]

http://www.yorkiesmakeyourheartsmile.com/images/cupid_1_.jpg

Cupid sues you for spreding love

[Pyro]

http://www.mtv.com/games/video_games/images/promoimages/d/dime/games_to_bring_out_your_inner_chick/phoenix_wright_ace_attorney.jpg


Ace attorney makes cupid lose the case.

[Spastic]

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/1477/animation1rn3.gif

Miles Edgeworth beats Phoenix.

[DaEdge304]

http://gatts.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/gatsu.jpg

Gatsu owns all other anime characters.

[badumpbumpbump]

Not if he gets RickRolled.
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w234/cherrycodes/msbg/rickroll5.gif

[haza]

http://www.brainpowerlearning.com/bully.jpg

bully beats the dancin nerd

[Dresden]

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/5821/kyuubi20narutoby3ix1cm2fp2.jpg
Naruto kicks the shit out of the bully.

[Spastic]

http://morbidoptimism.com/images/goodNaruto.jpg

Anime nerds ruin the show.

[Bandeira-Brasil]

A very recurring image...

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/12/bullycz3.th.jpg (http://img162.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bullycz3.jpg)

And so the bully kick every nerd ass

[Dresden]

http://www.shore-guide.com/images/NerdsJenks.jpg
Nerds overwhelm bully with superior numbers

[DaEdge304]

http://static.zooomr.com/images/934614_448bdf0eb2_o.jpg

beautiful woman causes nerds to stammer incoherently

[emokid72]

http://www.thealabamabaptist.org/images/siteimages/12/lauren/effects%20of%20meth%208306.jpg

Meth turns her in to this.

[Mantaur]

In a meth induced haze, she auditions for the part of zombie number 4# in the new big budget horror movie, Zombie number 4. Due to her awesome ugliness, she gets it.

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/4990/zask1907f38jp5.jpg

[Zenox]

bad news is she has to make a sex scene in the role of a rat
NSFW RAT SEX (http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q175/ZenoxSC/1167252126028.jpg)

USER WAS PUT IN TIMEOUT FOR THIS POST. (http://forums.explosm.net/bankamp/)
Reason: Rat sex...no capitals and grammar either but that kind of pales in comparison to unmarked rat sex.

[Dresden]

http://visindavefur.hi.is/myndir/angry_mob.png
Angry mob of conservatives storms Hollywood to get the rat-sex movie cancelled.

[Fugga]

http://www.svms.santacruz.k12.ca.us/Computer_Class/DP2004tri1/losangeles/Hollywood-walk-of-fame.jpg

They look down and get distracted by the walk of fame

[Zenox]

one of'em decided to walk barefoot on this strange ground, only to release the full potential of his noxious fatal conservative feet smell
http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q175/ZenoxSC/HAHA.jpg

[burningtoad]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/108/254485022_e7d060c43f.jpg[/QUOTE]

opposable toes beat regular toes

[emokid72]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/68/046_ULTIMATE_SPIDERMAN~Ultimate-Spider-Man-Posters.jpg

Spiderman's Wall Climbing Powers make opposable toes obsolete.

[Grudge)86]

NSFW? (http://www.furry.org.au/kangaroos/breeding/penis-02.jpg)

The prehensile penis of the kangaroo is way cooler than wall-climbing fingers.

[Dresden]

That thing kinda looks like a carrot. But I bet carrots taste a lot better.
http://i.pbase.com/u9/dannysmythe/large/4319077.Carrot.jpg

[Pyro]

http://www.brasscompass.com/cigar7.jpg

cigar clipper takes care of that little deformity

[Awsumerthanyou]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/0/04/Boston_Celtics_logo.png
The Celtics beat The Clippers



(WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH ALL THE ANIMAL PENIS?!)

[Dresden]

REAL Leprechaun beats the posers with his shillelagh.
http://www.crazywebsite.com/Pg-Free-Clipart-Graphics/Saint-Patricks-Day-Free-Clipart-Gallery/Funny-Irish-Images-LG/Leprechaun-01LG.gif

[Ox]

(NSFW?) Leprechaun Trap! (http://www.users.qwest.net/~broger1/ltrap.jpg)

[ItachiEvilAngel]

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff306/antjaymod18/lucky-charms.png

Lucky saves his bro.

[Xambesi]

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii201/jUaNgiTO1/milk.gif
Milk makes cereal soggy

[Mantaur]

http://overthetop.beloblog.com/archives/72%20oz%20steak%20sliced.jpg%20small

Medium-rare steak makes cow dead

[Grudge)86]

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j104/furiaspics/gristle.jpg
Gross. I found some gristle in my steak!

[lobster bisque anyone?]

Fat man doesn't care what he eats

http://www.mushytime.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/ugly_fat_man_big_tummy_funny_pictur.jpg

[Margarita Sunshine]

http://www.ocregister.com/newsimages/SqueezeOC_living/diets_broc2.jpg

Creepy Brocolli man defeats fatman by making him heathly and skinny like an anorexic barbie.

[emokid72]

Drought makes vegetation impossible
http://staffwww.fullcoll.edu/tmorris/elements_of_ecology/images/drought_corn.jpg

[Roxi]

http://www.iowawaterquality.org/usda_pictures/iowa's_waters/designated_uses/drinking_water_supply/bottled_water/bottled_water.jpg] (http://www.iowawaterquality.org/usda_pictures/iowa's_waters/designated_uses/drinking_water_supply/bottled_water/bottled_water.jpg")

Water bottles used to combat drought!

[Awsumerthanyou]

http://burtis.users.sonic.net/photos325/ComboPremWaterBottle325.jpg
This water bottle is a douche.

(Oh, and an enema.)

[Grudge)86]

http://www.johnedward.net/johncoverCrossingOver_small.jpg
But everyone knows that John Edward is the winner of the "biggest douche in the universe" award.

[Awsumerthanyou]

http://andrewchatham.com/pics/john_edwards.jpg

John Edwards has an "s" at the end of his name.

[chick_off]

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff70/Gatekeeperproperty/abc.jpg

S argues with A and everyone knows A is the leader of the alphbet, so they kick S out

[Dauntasa]

http://www.arashandkelly.co.uk/time-to-revolt.jpg

The others letters revolt and overthrow the tyrannical despot known as A.

[chick_off]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y91/XavierWilliams/not.bmp

A is for apple, so there for apples are now called bananas

[badumpbumpbump]

Nevermind.

[lobster bisque anyone?]

The banana rots

http://www.staddonfamily.com/wp-content/photos/Black_Bananas.JPG

[Dresden]

Bananas in pajamas don't rot.
http://www.dmiblog.com/archives/bananas_pajamas.gif

[Grudge)86]

http://www.monkeyworldfilms.com.au/images/CinGorilla.jpeg
Silverback gorillas eat the poor bananas and their pajamas.

[lobster bisque anyone?]

Joseph Stalin tries to breed human/gorilla hybrid babies.

http://www.infoukes.com/humour/if_i_did_it/images/joseph_stalin.jpg

[chick_off]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p58/positroniks/cylonbaby.jpg
Hybrid Baby grows up and kills her father for creating her

[lobster bisque anyone?]

Stalin is already dead before his babies grow up.

http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/images/2006/coffin.jpg

[chick_off]

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z252/windasella/reaper01.gif
His death date becomes a national holiday beacuse no-one was ever dumb enough to try to bread in with another species

[Ox]

http://www.atpm.com/7.05/london/images/houses-of-parliament-420.jpg

The government decide that this new holiday is one-too-many, and cancel Christmas.

http://www.mikesparr.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/nochristmastree.jpg

[Dauntasa]

http://cache.gizmodo.com/gadgets/images/drunk-santa-thumb.jpg

Now that there is no more Christmas, Santa becomes an unemployed drunk.

[chick_off]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee191/theroux999/elves.jpg

With Santa not there to say so, the elves become gay

[ibiko]

http://us.ent2.yimg.com/musicfinder.yahoo.com/images/yahoo/universal/eltonjohn/0901_elton_john_c.jpg

With elves being gay and out to the world, Elton Johns tries to get them to join him in a musical featuring all gay crew

[lobster bisque anyone?]

Elton John was bulimic.

http://diet.lovetoknow.com/wiki/images/Diet/4/48/Bulimia.jpg

[chick_off]

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa244/morganvanity/random/bulimic.jpg

Bulimic girls now ideal him

[Dresden]

Your post is defeated by correct grammar.
http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.newfrontier.com.au/front_covers/FOUNDATION%2520GRAMMAR%2520DICTIONARY_lo_res.jpg&usg=AFQjCNF2BnQUKNohzb57-V8VKJqWIZUkBg

[Voracious32]

http://www.mtlaurel.lib.nj.us/child/childimages/aim.jpg
AIM makes people too lazy to use correct grammar.

[Shadowpriest]

http://justinb.files.wordpress.com/2006/03/MS%20Word.jpg

MS Word has a spell checker so you don't have to.

[Xambesi]

Computer virus kills Microsoft word
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3199745/2/istockphoto_3199745_computer_virus.jpg

[Savaril]

http://www.davidwallphoto.com/images/%7B21662474-DC88-4557-8BD1-81A72C3EED60%7D.JPG

Angry guy smashes computer.

[I eat shit for a living]

http://dignews.com/admin/screenshoot/bulbasaur.jpg

Bulbasaur beats everything.

[Dresden]

Like hell he does. Rayquaza is so much better. Legendary dragon!!
http://www.pojo.com/Features/2004/rayquaza.png

[Grim]

http://www.ffodyssey.com/wallpapers/ff9/ff9_bahamut_1024x768.jpg


Bahamut, the king of dragons, defeats Rayguaza with one Mega Flare.

[lobster bisque anyone?]

Aragorn kicks the dragons ass.

http://pageperso.aol.fr/loverangels0705/images/aragorn.jpg

And please stop with the bulbasaur beats everything. It was funny the first time but now its just lame.

[Dresden]

The Witch King of Angmar totally kicks Aragorn's ass.
http://www.arwen-undomiel.com/images/other/Witch_king.jpg

[Mr.Monday]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f13/XxAKETxX/guj.jpg

[Fugga]

Thats just paper over a Windex bottle

http://log.earlax.com/archives/windex.jpg

[Mr.Monday]

he told you not to..

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f13/XxAKETxX/wind.jpg

[lobster bisque anyone?]

Windextor quits his job after the crows keep slamming into the window.

http://www.wwhd.org/images/crow-wire.jpg

[Dresden]

The Crow gets his vengeance, but then his crow gets shot.
http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/300W/images3.deviantart.com/i/2004/144/0/e/Brandon_Lee___The_Crow.jpg

[Mr.Monday]

the crow was a buddhist and reincarnated into a tree
http://pws.byu.edu/tree_tour/images/tree116small.jpg

[Grudge)86]

http://www.oakheart.com/art/entL.jpg
This groovy tree can walk.

[Awsumerthanyou]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2304735/2/istockphoto_2304735_lumberjack_mchipster078.jpg
Lumberjack cuts groovy tree down!

[Mr.Monday]

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/CRT/CRT466/15477-18dg.jpg
Angry housewife divorces deadbeat husband

[Awsumerthanyou]

http://harfordmedlegal.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/domestic_violence6_1.jpg
Domestic violence.

[Mr.Monday]

http://www.prisonplanet.com/images/november2005/291105police.jpg

cops.

[nahahaha]

cops mama tells him to shut the hell up

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[Grudge)86]

http://pcmedia.gamespy.com/pc/image/article/699/699819/bob-ross-the-joy-of-painting-20060403115238486.jpg
Bob Ross paints a picture for us because you didn't leave one.

[Dresden]

Someone shaves the ridiculous fro and beard off. Freak.
http://www.ivory-s.com/images/Wahl%208040%20AC%20trimmer%20Lg.jpg

[Dauntasa]

http://www.graphics.com/modules/Gallery/albums/album171/Unplugged.sized.jpg

Shaver has no power because it can't be plugged into this outlet.

[iGavin]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/batteries.jpg
BATTARAZIES!
Battery power, bitch!

[Grudge)86]

http://nxtbot.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/energizer-bunny.jpg
Energizer is better because it keeps going, and going, and going...

[Awsumerthanyou]

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e297/CaliforniaLabLover/Fun%20photos/EnergizerBunnyCostumefromfront1.jpg
Energizer Bunny and a dog breed freak Dogbunny!

[Dresden]

killer bunny defeats dogbunny
http://www.jan.vandercrabben.name/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/killer%20bunny.jpg

[nahahaha]

http://www.siliconera.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/rayman2.jpg
rayman destroys rabbid

[Shadowpriest]

http://gaygamer.net/images/Ganondorf_twilight.jpg

Ganon uses his sword to slash rayman's invisible limbs.

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[Dresden]

Even if you had actually uploaded a picture, Kadaj would use his dual-bladed katana to kill Ganon
http://www.formshadow.com/Images/Kadaj1.jpg

[Grim]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5614/cloudfightingki2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Cloud fights Kadaj and wins.

[lobster bisque anyone?]

Cloud runs out of hairspray.

http://www.ronrobinsoninc.com/store/image.php?productid=2092

[emokid72]

All the hairspray was wasted on this blow out.
http://buildblackclouds.com/images2/blowout_hairdouche.jpg

[Phil_8equalsignD]

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e336/dolcevitaxo/guido.jpg

blow out was out-douched by this jackass

[Mr.Monday]

http://www.mooncostumes.com/image/1694 Gold digger takes all of his money

[Awsumerthanyou]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/33/39425753_ac3d033ffa.jpg
Gold Digger ain't messing with no broke n****r.

[Mr.Monday]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/30/42499477_a999ff5a46.jpg

[Awsumerthanyou]

http://nicosteijn.nl/img/what.intelligence.gif
Intelligence defeats George Bush.

[lobster bisque anyone?]

Family Guy is better than intelligence.

http://www.ourlocalstyle.com/images/uploadImages/20050722/barfyFamilyGuy.gif

[TheInvinciblePunk]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff197/GX248/simpsons_manga.jpg
The powes of manga and The Simpsons combined beats Family Guy! (and sorry i had to link)

[Quadros]

http://www.harrywalker.com/photos/Schmidt_Helmut.jpg

Growing the fuck up makes cartoons unimportant.

[Awsumerthanyou]

http://obits.eons.com/obits/tributes/emiliano_mercado_del_toro/13033-Emiliano%20Mercado%20Del%20Toro-photo.jpg
Old people suck.

[Grudge)86]

http://z.about.com/d/housekeeping/1/0/g/1/OreckXL21.JPG
The Oreck XL sucks harder. Nothing gets by an Oreck.

[Awsumerthanyou]

Dyson never loses suction. (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c0/Dyson.cleaner.dc07.arp.jpg)

[Phil_8equalsignD]

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2007/04/kurt%20courtney.jpg
Courtney Love outsucks dyson... baish


RIP Kurt

[Mr.Monday]

http://image.com.com/tv/images/processed/super/b7/0b/11317.jpg
having a dirty job sucks more than anything

[Phil_8equalsignD]

http://allthingschill.com/img/dove_coolmoisturinzing.jpg
Soap gets rid of dirt

[Gnauga]

http://www.bookrags.com/notes/tkm/CHR.htm

Burris Ewell never uses it.

(Apologies for the link, but the movie didn't have any pictures of Burris Ewell)

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[Mr.Monday]

http://www.snoopy.com/comics/peanuts/meet_the_gang/images/meet_pig_pen_big.gif Pig pen beats Burris.

[Awsumerthanyou]

http://www.comics.com/creators/speedbump/images/logo_speedbump.gif
Speed bump is funnier than Peanuts.

[Mr.Monday]

http://www.bayouhighlands.com/uploaded_images/speedBump-717474.jpg

[Awsumerthanyou]

http://www.bigsquidrc.com/reviews/duratrax_miniquake/full/mq_13.jpg

[Grudge)86]

http://www.redwoodcitydailynews.com/pics/padn/400xN/rcdn/2006-11-18-sv-car-crash

[Dresden]

Jazz the Transformer wouldn't get wrecked. Also... put words in the post, not just a picture. Idiots.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y151/madmods1/large_Transformers20-20Jazz20Rear-0.jpg

[Grudge)86]

http://www.komar.org/christmas/faq/exploding_transformer.jpg
Transformers can blow up, resulting in power outages.

Some pictures are self-explanatory and just shouldn't need words to be understood.

[Gnauga]

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee48/Bronz93/lolcano.gif

Lolcanic explosion beats lousy transformers explosion.

[Queenbutt]

http://www.voidspace.org.uk/gallery/silly/big_cup_of_STFU.jpg
A cup of stfu puts out the lolcano.

[Mr.Monday]

http://k53.pbase.com/u33/samjeung/upload/21416024.4.JPG

No swearing, please.

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[Grudge)86]

http://www.adjab.com/images/2005/11/folgers.jpg
The best part of wakin' up...

[Phil_8equalsignD]

http://shapefit.com/dunkin-donuts-big.gif
dunkin donuts coffee > folgers

only picture i could find that would upload..

[Awsumerthanyou]

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/1053/20185039.JPG
Cappuccino > Coffee.

[Dresden]

Hot apple cider is THE hot drink.
http://www.eatingwell.com/recipes/img/recipe_images/BV5651.JPG

[Grudge)86]

http://www.rondak.org/Images/hospitals/urine%20cup.jpeg
I peed in it.

[Phil_8equalsignD]

http://www.sohoblues.com/HomelessNYC/images/thumbs/thumb8.jpg
hobo doesnt know the difference and will drink it anyway

[Grudge)86]

http://blog.bingpool.com/images/41125-37712/bumfight.jpg
Hobo gets his ass kicked in Bumfights.

[Awsumerthanyou]

http://www.pandachute.com/uploads/images/161.jpg
Dr. Phil kicks the creator of bumfights off of his show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNPvdsJS-qE)

[El Travo]

http://www.poptower.com/images/db/1091/420/300/oprah-winfrey-show.jpg
Oprah, need I say more?

[Xambesi]

http://www.gtsav.gatech.edu/students/studentcenter/images/january/pie.gif
Oprah cannot resist

[Gnauga]

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee48/Bronz93/brains.jpg
Apple pie looks like brains. And vomit.

[Grudge)86]

http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/1ds-17/zombie-market-street.jpg
Brains-and-vomit pie is a zombie's favorite dessert.

[Fugga]

http://www.arenahorror.pl/ARENA_HORROR/gry/images/house_of_the_dead_2/house_of_the_dead_2_03.JPG

I kill zombies in House of the Dead

[Dresden]

Ravenholm, with its zombies and deranged priest, is much more fun.
http://www.visualwalkthroughs.com/halflife2/ravenholm2/hl2-2005-07-12-02-02-54-73.jpg

[El Travo]

http://media.techeblog.com/images/sweet_words_7.jpg
Guy gets ripped off, cannot play game.

[Mr.Monday]

http://www.ps3vault.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/robbery1212_img2.jpg Guy works hard and gets his money back

[El Travo]

http://www.thespoof.com/sitepics/pdi/3107-3147FatCop.jpg
The camra to take that picture tips the police and they get busted at the scene!

[Phil_8equalsignD]

http://www.ideaphotos.com/Ted-Drews/Shipley-Donuts-Do-Nuts.jpg

cops ignore all other crime for the day and go eat donuts

[Xambesi]

Britney devours the donuts before the cops can get near them.
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/Undressed/20060621/BritneySpears_400.jpg

[Gnauga]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:-8Nc_gCWLlmI8M:http://www.hollywoodtoday.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/crocker-in-britney-clip.jpg
Leave Britney alone!