One Up Game

[Awsumerthanyou]

nsfw (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2240/1780124422_06bbcae7dd.jpg)
Paparazzi catch Chris Crocker imitating Britney Spears.

[Dexide]

http://www.elvis2k.co.uk/elvis-impersonator-martin-fox-01.gif

elvis has more impersonators.

[Grudge)86]

http://images.boardgamegeek.com/images/pic92927_md.jpg
These impersonators are elves.

[Phil_8equalsignD]

http://www.tao123.com.cn/images/dwarves-small.jpg
WoW Dwarves > Elvish Impersonators

[Dresden]

The Dunmer of Morrowind kick dwarvish ass!!!!
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o208/JoelLarabee/morrowind_003small.jpg

[Phil_8equalsignD]

http://www.eradain.com/alec/black_mage.jpg

Black mage kicks the shit out of the Dunmer of Morrowind

[Dresden]

The black mage casts magic missile at the darkness, which is ineffective.
http://www.irtc.org/ftp/pub/stills/1999-10-31/darkness.jpg

[SuEsq]

http://www.motorbooks.com/Store/UserDirs/motorbooks.com/coverimages/139307.jpg

Army Ranger has night vision, and is always effective.

[Dexide]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d4/George-W-Bush.jpeg/453px-George-W-Bush.jpeg

Bush sends all the army rangers to Iraq. They can't just leave!

[El Travo]

http://pws.byu.edu/tree_tour/images/tree116small.jpg
A tree is better than a bush.

[Grudge)86]

http://scienceblogs.com/clock/upload/2007/06/THE-BURNING-BUSH.jpg
Maybe, but not a burning bush.

[Dauntasa]

http://i.somethingawful.com/u/livestock/2008/phriday/01_25_07_campaigns/occamsmonkey.jpg


There never was a burning bush because Earth was created by a race of telepathic monoliths.

[Mr.Monday]

http://www.scottburkett.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/sledgehammer-guy.gif Guy with sledge hammer smashes all monoliths.

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[gordanthefree]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:_J2H1teyCr2nVM:http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/976/80058786.JPG

cockroach scares the guy with a sledge hammer

[Gnauga]

http://www.steeltoedclownboot.com/blog/uploaded_images/boot-732540.gif

Those boots were made for stomping. Cockroaches, that is.

[Grudge)86]

http://www.doubleviking.com/dv_images/game_guns/guns9_DV.jpg
These boots are better because you can ride over carnivorous plants in them.

[MSB]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a186/xLiLpRiNcEsSx169/nesreset.jpg

I push one of these two buttons, and your precious boots are gone!

[El Travo]

http://www.wiiwii.tv/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/a-nerd.jpg
Angry video game nerd hates you for that!

[back in black]

http://www.belizehotspot.com/images/belize-girls.jpg
nerds are afraid of girls

[gordanthefree]

NSFW (http://bp0.blogger.com/_InFGA2nsCXE/Rns1Zs-JTlI/AAAAAAAAAC0/GNarVYLVdpU/s400/Fat+Girl.jpg)

girls are afraid of becoming this

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[Xambesi]

http://www.insightempire.com/diabetes/diabetes1.jpg
Diabetes kills morbidly obese chick

[gordanthefree]

http://www.betacell.org/images/CMS/insulin-secretion-w500.jpg

kills diabetes

[Grudge)86]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/10/ATP_chemical_structure.png/800px-ATP_chemical_structure.png
Your K+ channels cannot work properly without ATP, meaning no K+ enters the cell and depolarization does not take place, meaning your voltage-gated Ca+2 channels do not open.

[breakwings]

http://www.beer.thetazzone.com/images/drinkBeer9.jpg

Beer beats science

[Fugga]

http://www.brad21.org/images/puzzle/menu/alcoholPoisoningLg.jpg

You get alcohol poisining

[badumpbumpbump]

Not if I have a liver of steel.
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2849840/2/istockphoto_2849840_fat_man_holding_a_beer_glass.j pg

[Gnauga]

http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/5/5a/Martini2.gif
Six drunkeness points! Even twelve Livers of Steel can't beat that! (That's a KoL reference, just so that no one bans me for an stupid comment and picture)

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[gordanthefree]

what the fuck? now I have to start a new picture

http://www.laurasteele.net/cvs/retard404.jpg

Retard runs a race

[Grudge)86]

http://www.wrestling-news.com/artman/uploads/retard.jpg
Retard on scooter wins the race.

[gordanthefree]

http://www.suelebeau.com/images/rock.gif

retard smashes into a rock

[Savaril]

http://www.erichufschmid.net/Dumb-down/super-retard.JPG
Superman-Retard smashes through rock.

[gordanthefree]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1055868/2/istockphoto_1055868_kryptonite.jpg

Kryptonite owns Superman

[Bone Scraper]

http://www.cville.com/members/adam/images/statues/kryptonite.jpg

Kryptonite defeats Super Man and all of his decendants with down syndrome!
Edit: Damn, someone just beat me to it!

[NobeS]

http://www.gamasutra.com/galleries/visual_art/ryan_savas/ras_work1.jpg

Bizarro Superman defeats Kryptonite!

[julian1691]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/253500/253675vBda_w.jpg
But then superman's gayness over comes him.

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[BlackHood]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/510ji9AAnVL._SS400_.jpg

Hot girls help overcome gayness.

[gordanthefree]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:LI0Fwwhb7E7MWM:http://www.ouroldnavy.com/images/navy_young_men.jpg

Navy brings back gayness

[Dresden]

I sunk your battleship
http://seoblackhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/battleship.jpg

[gordanthefree]

http://partners.sympatico.msn.ca/content/feeds/videos/purevideo/entertainment_sv_20071206_Angry_German_Kid.jpg

Angry german kid throws away board game (search it up on youtube if you don't know who he is)

[floamfun]

http://i18.tinypic.com/6hdujwn.jpg

Dramatic chipmunk death glares angry german kid to death

[NobeS]

Mirror reflects death glare back and chimpmunk death glares himself to death.

http://www.hickorymanor.biz/French-Curved-Mirror-7133F-.gif

[Dresden]

The THX Lemur is impervious to death mirrors.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/139/367542727_71dcae69ce_o.jpg

[BlackHood]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a281/BlogAbroad/Tammy/BlueJeanFrog.jpg

But not to the Blue Jeans Poison Dart Frog!

[julian1691]

The poisoness blue jean's dart frog gives in to his master. http://uk.gizmodo.com/crazy-frog.jpg

[floamfun]

http://i30.tinypic.com/29yr092.jpg

Barack took over as master

[NobeS]

Karl Rove uses his evil powers to make Republicans win.

http://www.nndb.com/people/353/000022287/karl-rove-sm.jpg

[imkcknhaas]

Ralph nader sneaks in and steals election from republicans with the power of the independent votehttp://www.truthdig.com/images/eartothegrounduploads/RalphNader_aj.jpg

[BlackHood]

http://www.oorei.com/imagenes/mugshot.lee.harvey.oswald.jpg

Lee Harvey Oswald lines up for another shot.

[Bone Scraper]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b6/Jack_Ruby_mugshot.jpg
Jack Ruby shoots Lee Harvey Oswald

[gordanthefree]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:6ICj0xHpKC9zlM:http://www.ornl.gov/info/ornlreview/v37_3_04/images/a08_mouse_full.jpg

Mouse scares crap out of Jack Ruby

[NobeS]

These guys will be waiting for Jack Ruby, they need a new bitch.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/homicidereport/images/2007/09/05/dennis_rodney_2_4.jpg

EDIT: Dammit, sorry.

[gordanthefree]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:9HtC2YBUyMb_MM:http://www.kvii.com/uploadedImages/kvii/News/Stories/KKK_rally_Amarillo.jpg

KKK hunts those guys down. (sorry for any racial offense)

[Bone Scraper]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/graphics/2008/02/27/hantipressant127.jpg
Drugs and an ugly woman beat the KKK in evilness

[gordanthefree]

http://desertthirst.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/surgeon.jpg

Surgeon/doctor informs about the down sides of drugs and preforms plastic surgery to fix the woman's face

[floamfun]

http://itsallaboutde.mu.nu/plasticbad-thumb.jpg
Michael Jackson proves that plastic surgery can go wrong and she looks a lot like him

[Phil_8equalsignD]

http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/michael-jackson-was-a-black-man-29193.jpg?1173280332
Black Michael Jackson kicks white Michael Jacksons ass..

(In the above picture is his nose peeling??)

[julian1691]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/cgo/lowres/cgon158l.jpg
Cops arrest Micheal Jackson.

[Gnauga]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/118/315944881_772236a916.jpg
50 shots + Public media = bad publicity

[BlackHood]

http://jewschool.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/censorship.gif

Censorship kills publicity.

[badumpbumpbump]

http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/7825/jjjcp9.jpg

[gordanthefree]

http://www.harunyahya.com/images_articles/spiderman.jpg

spider man stops selling pictures to the newspaper man.

[Gnauga]

http://www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/141225.gif
Bug spray has a marvelous way of poisoning humans.

[gordanthefree]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:XrnL-hjnQfjNXM:http://www.killsbugsdead.com/i/product_rfik.jpg

raid is better though

[cgjh]

bug spray kills bugs, chocolate kills dogs. Dogs are bigger than bugs. therefore CHOCOLATE > bug sprayhttp://www.mitoledo.com/Donaire/Fotos/Chocolate.png

[Xambesi]

Marshmallows are better than chocolate.
http://sugarsavvy.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/pinkmarshmallows.jpg

[NobeS]

The National Dental Association says "NO!" to marshmellows.

http://www.welcometoherefordshire.com/images/Dentist.jpg

[jamiewillis]

Dentists arent real doctors !!

http://images.salon.com/mwt/feature/1997/12/src/03doctor.gif

[BlackHood]

http://images.medicinenet.com/images/illustrations/mrsa.jpg

MRSA beats doctors!

[Fugga]

http://www.ctahr.hawaii.edu/NEW/GermCity/images/handwash.png
Handwashing helps prevent MRSA.(That shit looks nasty as hell:barf:)

[Grudge)86]

http://www.ajbaltes.com/roughdrychappedhands/images/roughdrychappedhands-sldr99.jpg
Excessive handwashing can result in rough, dry, chapped skin.

[NobeS]

Hand Lube (moisturizer) helps prevent rough hands.

http://z.about.com/d/dermatology/1/0/3/5/Moisturizer_Jar_Copy.jpg

[cgjh]

nearly as smooth as a babys bumhttp://pradamama.pansitan.net/hello/212/1555/640/baby%20bum%20sleeping.jpg

[Dauntasa]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/3656/1204497736555mf1.jpg

This thing eats babies.

[Jackoff Shitler]

http://insertcoin.hautetfort.com/images/medium_Duke_Nukem_004.jpg

Duke Nukem to the rescue!

[Grim]

somewhat NSFW (http://www.tech2.com/media/images/uploads/2006/04/dnf.jpg) Duke Nukem Forever will not come out. (Thats what a lot of people are saying.)

[pranshee]

http://www.pa.msu.edu/~yang/NuclearBomb.jpg

duke gets owned by a N-bomb

[Dresden]

cockroach survives blast.
http://www.hot-screensaver.com/wp-myimages/cockroach.jpg

[Phil_8equalsignD]

http://www.danheller.com/images/California/Bodie/Homes/boot-big.jpg
Cockroach gets stomped on by boot.

[pranshee]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:wNyIz4RJkf1cpM:http://www.ccaa.org.uk/images/treatment/podiatry/pod_foot.jpg

you need a foot for a boot

[NobeS]

Gangrene kills foot.

http://www.tobaccofacts.org/photos/gangrene_foot2.jpg

[pranshee]

http://www.frostfirezoo.com/files/u1/mermaid3636.jpg

not a problem for mermaids

[BlackHood]

http://www.gma.org/herring/harvest_and_processing/trawling/trawling_illustration.gif

Fishing Trawler captures/kills mermaid

[El Travo]

http://picnic.ciao.com/nl/10121323.jpg

Nemo says "Push down!"

[Shadowpriest]

http://images.google.com.pr/url?q=http://www.pixar.com/featurefilms/nemo/images/chrs_dentist.jpg&usg=AFQjCNHt_PUoosNqbjSj6Ue92gcsNpNTJQ

The dentist forgot to call the plumber, so the drain doesnt lead anywhere, and nemo dies of asfixiation (sp?)

[Fugga]

http://www.dentalfearcentral.org/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/bad-teeth.gif

Even dentist can't fix. BTW I was gonna put Nemo but you put it up first

[gordanthefree]

http://z.about.com/d/dentistry/1/0/a/HPIM7248.JPG

nothing dentures can't fix

[NobeS]

Nothing hammer can't break...

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/hammer-1.jpg

[Bone Scraper]

http://haloshowcase.com/images/44.jpg
gravity hammer pwns hammers and all noobs in the way

[Pig Fucker]

Halo guys stop fighting and start dancing.
http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/4025/ahamcdancedw9.gif

[NobeS]

Black (real) Michael Jackson schools all those halo muppets.

http://www.cbc.ca/arts/images/pics/Video2.jpg

[Dresden]

White (fake) Michael Jackson makes everyone afraid. Especially the children.
http://www.imagemole.com/img/t1_michael_jackson.jpg

[Fugga]

http://choices.muskie.usm.maine.edu/images/ManWithCane.jpg

Blind people don't have to see Micheal Jackson

[gordanthefree]

http://www.codypowell.com/goulash/archives/deadnick.jpg

Blind people can get run over though.

[El Travo]

Tank (http://www.tanks-alot.co.uk/images/storoniak/1.jpg) runs over your vehicle that ran over the blind person.

[Grim]

Flying tanks are the best kind. (http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/3309765.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=BAA3E61C514E7EC6C1E3F884E844F5D7A55A1E4F32AD3138 ) (I was going to go for a GTA style but I couldn't find one.)

[gordanthefree]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:aEKyU2fWzRdx0M:http://dmcclan.co.uk/images/Vehicles/v_patank02.jpg

hover tank is a real flying tank :D

[BlackHood]

http://blogs.sun.com/kevin/resource/m-falcom.gif

Millennium Falcon beats any flying/hover tanks.

[Dresden]

Firefly is definitely a cooler tramp freighter than the Millenium Falcon
http://www.hypersyllogistic.com/images/firefly_serenity.jpg

[gordanthefree]

NSFW http://images.google.co.nz/imgres?imgurl=http://www.septica.com/FatChick.jpg&imgrefurl=http://thesmick.blogspot.com/2007/07/report-from-desk-of-jimothy-james.html&h=333&w=285&sz=43&hl=en&start=3&um=1&tbnid=iFhs6L-oyQmTEM:&tbnh=119&tbnw=102&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfat%2Bchick%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26clie nt%3Dfirefox-a%26channel%3Ds%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DG (http://images.google.co.nz/imgres?imgurl=http://www.septica.com/FatChick.jpg&imgrefurl=http://thesmick.blogspot.com/2007/07/report-from-desk-of-jimothy-james.html&h=333&w=285&sz=43&hl=en&start=3&um=1&tbnid=iFhs6L-oyQmTEM:&tbnh=119&tbnw=102&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfat%2Bchick%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26clie nt%3Dfirefox-a%26channel%3Ds%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DG)

Fat chick brings down firefly

[Dauntasa]

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/1016/harpoonsux0.png

[gordanthefree]

might be NSFW so http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200705/r145027_506921.jpg (whaling)

Harpoons ONLY for whaling thank you very much.

[stagger_lee]

http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30752&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a300525&ip=4432f49d&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kidzworld.com%2Fimg%2Fupload%2F article%2Fa2324i0_keiko-1.jpg
Whale does trick to escape.

[gordanthefree]

http://www.madmermaids.com/Stop%20Killing%20Whales001.jpg

japs still manage to kill it.

[back in black]

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13254/24_2007/sign_0.jpg
japs are Asian and not even Asians want to be Asian

[gordanthefree]

http://blog.mandalatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/graffiti.jpg

Sorry, but I accidentally graffitied that.

[Dauntasa]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,847339,00.jpg

Graffiti this, bitch!

[Chantelle-_-Dorkasaur]

LOL!!!!

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[El Travo]

http://www.indymedia.ie/attachments/jun2007/dd1.jpg

I love it when people rebel against the law.

*also, I love timeouts to idiots.*

[Dresden]

ninja beats up guys that just roughly resemble ninjas
http://www.kushanku.de/aktuell/grafik01/ninja_yari_200.jpg

[sunday6]

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Beverly-Hills-Ninja-ps02.jpg

beverly hills great white ninja beats up many ninja's

[dalton]

NSFW (http://www.taconichills.k12.ny.us/webquests/noncomdisease/Heart%20Diseasepic.gif)

Heart disease kills the fat guy

[NobeS]

Indiana Jones doesnt take crap and just shoots ninjas.

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/indiana_jones_temple_of_doom.jpg

Dammit sorry, posted at the same time as above.

[dalton]

I'll go from Indiana Jones cos i'm actually quite dsturbed by my picture

http://images.inmagine.com/img/digitalvision/dv737/dv737014.jpg

All those years of running away from boulders have finally caught up on Indiana and he finally gets squashed

[El Travo]

http://www.centrecountyrecycles.com/Recycle/CommercialRecycling/images/Paper04.gif

A huge pile of paper beats Boulder. *Scissors can't cut through it cause together, they are unstoppable!*

[Bone Scraper]

http://www.popicontees.com/prodimages/MJ-T20-large.jpg
Cool ass lighter burns paper, fire rocks!

[gordanthefree]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:7_ZgUQwgIe2jaM:http://www.simplystrata.com/water/originalart/J-water.jpg

water beats shit out of fire.

[GCBC]

http://techalive.mtu.edu/meec/module01/images/Evaporation.jpg

High temperature causes water to evaporate.

[El Travo]

http://ymasood.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/03_nt_rain4_5.jpg

Hey, isn't the last step of evaporation rain? Therefor water is restored!

[Awsumerthanyou]

http://www.property-casualty.com/Umbrella.JPG
Umbrella shelters people from rain.

[Grudge)86]

http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/umbrella-corporation-10333.jpg
Umbrella is responsible for the disastrous events that took place in Raccoon City.

[Clank22]

hurricane flips umbrella so its useless
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/2508763.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934A2752006EF5F0EDAD03288362A32E79 5A5397277B4DC33E

[El Travo]

http://phuze.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/Scorpions-The-Platinum-Coll-347695.jpg

They make hurricanes fun! Rock you like a Hurricane!

[Clank22]

broken string stops the music

http://www.image-upload.net/files/3373/F_Ac%20(3).jpg

[El Travo]

http://blogmedia.thenewstribune.com/media/guitar-hero-ii_51.jpg

(Sorry for posting again right after I already did.)

Just tap the button rapidly and the string is fixed!

[Phil_8equalsignD]

http://img.vidaextra.com/2007/04/callofduty4mw.jpg
COD4 > Guitar Hero

[gordanthefree]

http://www.benettontalk.com/obese-kids.jpg

Gets banned from video games to lose weight.

[Mantaur]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3a/Solo_drink_Australia.jpg/150px-Solo_drink_Australia.jpg

Solo defeats man cans (or boy cans)

[dalton]

http://tubestroker.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/groin-kick.jpg
a simple kick destroys the canned drink

[El Travo]

http://spln.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pG01-2991892reg.jpg

Mans actual best friend.

[gordanthefree]

http://www.lausd.k12.ca.us/Haskell_EL/calendar%20past%20events/chinesenew%20year%20gifs/Dog%2001.gif

Are you sure about that?

[Mantaur]

http://www.roadkillrugs.com/gallery/roadkill_2.jpg

Yeah I think he's pretty sure. Sorry little fella

[Grudge)86]

http://www.horreur-web.com/petsematary.jpg
It's okay. Pet Sematary brings him back.

[gordanthefree]

http://www.artnewsblog.com/images/scary-lisa.jpg

the Mona Lisa scares even Stephen King

[Dresden]

This Alien tears Mona Lisa apart.
http://www.screenhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/alien.jpg

[gordanthefree]

http://www.hollywood-collectibles.com/predator1.jpg

predator beats alien

[Mantaur]

http://media.filmschoolrejects.com/posters/poster-avp2.jpg

Poorly made sequel ruins both Alien and Predator's reputation

[El Travo]

http://weblogs.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/politics/blog/george-w-bush-picture.jpeg

Far worse sequel.

[gordanthefree]

http://davron.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/20070518-sameshit.jpg

This speaks for itself

[Mantaur]

http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/thumb/8/8b/Tms-muppets-cast.jpg/300px-Tms-muppets-cast.jpg

Muppets however can not speak for themselves. Im sorry but you cant follow on from picture

[gordanthefree]

You want a bet?
http://www.adelaide.indymedia.org.au/usermedia/image/5/sock_puppet.jpg

sock puppet is the begging of muppet

[badumpbumpbump]

http://www.animehairstyle.com/hairstyles/super-saiyan-3-goku.jpg
Hair advantage.

[Imthedriver]

http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/1bf/d8a/1bfd8adc-b962-4dea-a376-f171d2476f02

Hair metal beats gay anime hair.

(Sorry I am new to this)

[Grudge)86]

http://www.pg.com/science/haircare/hair_twh_67/hair_twh_67_03.jpg
Uh oh! Split ends!

[El Travo]

Head and Shoulders. (http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11604432/Head_Shoulders_Shampoo.jpg)

'nuff said.

[Jaster99]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/northernireland/autumn/halloween/images/2005/headless_man.jpg
No head just shoulders

[gordanthefree]

http://www.gnu.org/graphics/bahlon/3d-gnu-head.jpg

no shoulders, just a head

[Pig Fucker]

Ox head isn't nearly as cool as Ox-Tail

http://forums.explosm.net/image2.php?u=4878&dateline=1205598521

(Ox Tail Soup that is)

[gordanthefree]

http://blogs.menupages.com/boston/Steak.gif

steak beats soup

[Grudge)86]

http://www.zesco.com/pImages/093/093-D-189.jpg
Meat tenderizer beats steak.

[Gnauga]

http://www.c-p-p.co.uk/_images/products/Home_Office/Miscellaneous/Full_Images/wall_spikes_drawn.jpg
These make a better spike-walled crushing room trap.

[gordanthefree]

http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50063102/Air_Sport_Infrared_Gun.jpg

why have a slow death when you can have a quick one?

[Hats of!]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/wildflowerco62/FUN/dont20worry20be20hippie.jpg

Don't worry, with weed the slower death is OK!

[gordanthefree]

http://www.wdm.org.uk/images/martinbanned.jpg

weed has been BANNED

[Bone Scraper]

It's still legal in Amsterdam!
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39095000/jpg/_39095308_coffeeshop_ap203body.jpg

[gordanthefree]

You clearly did not read my post

[badumpbumpbump]

Ali G doesn't know how to read, and he doesn't need to follow any of those damn drug restrictions.
http://thebestsportsblog.com/images/alig.jpg

[gordanthefree]

http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2007/0701/borat_lebanon0109.jpg

who is Ali G but Borat?

[El Travo]

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Slideshows/_production/ss_070115_goldenglobeWin/ss_070115_goldenglobewin_11.widec.jpg

Who is Borat but Sacha Baron Cohen?

[Dresden]

Sacha Baron Cohen has nothing on Russell Crowe
http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/r/russell_crowe/thumbnails/tn2_russell_crowe_1.jpg

[gordanthefree]

http://www.wegotcards.com/cards/fun/news/sucks.GIF

russel crow sucks cock

[Fugga]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/slys/393099268/
cock goes with pussy... cat that is

[pranshee]

NSFW i think (http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/worlds-strongest-dog.jpg)

dog beats cat (very muscley, doesn't appeal to the eyes)

[JW]

http://airsoftskirmish.co.uk/images/TAN870.jpg

Shotgun puts aggressive dog to sleep.

[pranshee]

http://russinnovations.com/db5/00486/russinnovations.com/_uimages/BlackNavySealBodyArmor8X10.jpg

Bullet proof jacket > Shotgun

[El Travo]

http://www.mainandcentral.org/Dragon%20Skin%20armor.jpg

New revolutionary Dragonskin armor kicks the shit out of your puny chest equipment.

[pranshee]

http://www.knightsofavalon.com/courtenay_knight.jpg

knight beats dragon

[Dexide]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/2/2c/250px-Samurai.jpg
Samurai > Knight

[Shadowpriest]

http://blog.lomasinteresante.net/wp-media/iron-man-definitiva.JPG

Iron Man > Samurai

[pranshee]

http://wiki.battle.no/gfx/quakewars/weapons/empgrenade.jpg

EMP grenade > robot

[JW]

http://www.gizmology.net/images/tank11.jpg

Tank not harmed by your puny grenade.

[gordanthefree]

http://members.aol.com/just1page/J1P2/bogeyman.jpg

boogey man > kid

[JW]

http://www.microwaves101.com/encyclopedia/images/biological%20effects/hulk.jpg

Bigger green hulk beats small green boogey man.

[gordanthefree]

http://darmano.typepad.com/logic_emotion/images/red.jpg

red beats green

[Axidos]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/spinall/0184318-AyersRockSunrise1.jpg

Ayers Rock is red with more grandeur than just red by itself could ever have.

[JW]

http://www.clipartheaven.com/clipart/construction/jackhammer.gif

Jackhammer kicks our rock icon's ass.

[gordanthefree]

http://blairbryant.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/electricity.gif

You need electricity for that to work

[JW]

http://www.batteries2you.co.uk/images/batteries.jpg

Batteries solve that problem.

[gordanthefree]

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Misc/timeout2.jpg

TIMEOUT solves your problem

[Grim]

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Misc/Banned.jpg (http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Misc/Banned.jpg)
Being baned beats being TO'ed.

[gordanthefree]

http://www.projectsilence.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/wtfhaxor.jpg

I use hax to get back in.

[Grim]

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Misc/Banned.jpg (http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Misc/Banned.jpg)

Here in Explosm, you just get banned again.

[El Travo]

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n198/666LeftBehind666/av2.jpg

Rawb takes care of permaban and reverses it.

[gordanthefree]

http://www.sheppardsoftware.com/images/animalpics/rat2.jpg

rat gnaws on server wires.

[El Travo]

http://blogs.zdnet.com/open-source/images/mousetrap-game.gif

Mouse gets owned.

[Dresden]

John Locke explains Mouse Trap, and everyone's fine
http://www.losthatch.com/images%5Cscreen_captures%5CS1E19_Locke_Mouse_Trap. jpg

[gordanthefree]

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/boley011/architecture/flamethrower.jpg

flamethrower > John Locke

[JW]

http://www.coolantarctica.com/gallery/scenic/Seaice%20formation/Antarctica_sea_ice_forming2.jpg

ice beats fire.

[El Travo]

http://www.pokemon-paradijs.com/pokedex/image/moltres.gif

Not in pokemon it doesn't!

EDIT: Wrong picture, now it's right.

[gordanthefree]

http://www.pokemon-paradijs.com/pokedex/image/moltres.gif

Not in pokemon it doesn't!

EDIT: Wrong picture, now it's right.

No it ain't El Travo... Anyway
http://www.wpclipart.com/tools/scissors/scissors_2.png

scissors cut paper that the cartoon is drawn on.

[Grudge)86]

http://i24.tinypic.com/2mga2c8.jpg
Cutsman has power over scissors.

[gordanthefree]

http://www.supersimpsons.com/pieman.jpg

Pieman > cutsman

[El Travo]

http://www.acceleratingfuture.com/michael/blog/images/pi.PNG

Pi beats Pieman

[JW]

http://www.kitchenknifedrawer.com/files/1696205/uploaded/K6615D.jpg

Knife Cut Pie.

[gordanthefree]

http://www.centrecountyrecycles.com/Recycle/CommercialRecycling/images/Paper04.gif

stack of paper beats knife

[El Travo]

Aw you, stealing my picture!

Grenade (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/73/M-67Grenade.jpg/371px-M-67Grenade.jpg) beats stack of paper.

[gordanthefree]

http://www.archives.gov/education/lessons/fallout-docs/images/shelter-drawing.gif

Shelter > Grenade

[BlackHood]

http://www.pa.msu.edu/~yang/NuclearBomb.jpg

Nuke beats fallout shelters

[Dauntasa]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/329/1204948949705ai0.jpg

Fallout Shelters are designed specificly to protect against nukes, so this guy shoots you for being a retard.

[El Travo]

http://a.abcnews.com/images/US/wpn_kkk_070501_ms.jpg

KKK mad about the black guy shooting the white guy.

[omgaplane]

http://i30.tinypic.com/zlrtq9.jpg
firemen put out fire and kkk forget what happened

[El Travo]

http://dontcostnothing.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/pillowfight8.jpg

Don't know if it's just me, but I preffer fapping to girls.

[gordanthefree]

NSFW (http://www.herpes.ru/hudo/hum/fat_girl.jpg)

Fat girls are what thin girls are afraid of.

[MSB]

http://www.mondomags.com/magcom/covers/0/06/330/0063300.jpg

Weight Watchers magazine knocks fat girl into shape.

[BlackHood]

http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/anorexic.jpg

Thin girls get obsessed. Anorexia Beats them.

[BurgerKueen]

Self guidance books beats anorexia.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Ht8ZQnOKL._SS500_.jpg

[Grudge)86]

http://www.scatteredthoughts.org/photoblog/images/PICT5039.jpg
451 degrees Fahrenheit is approximately the temperature at which books and paper begin to burn.

[Dexide]

http://users.ameritech.net/newventures/Happy_Marril.jpg

Marrill can use water attacks to put out fire.

[El Travo]

http://users.cs.cf.ac.uk/J.O.Richards/images/pikachu.gif

Go Pikachu, use thunderbolt!

[Fugga]

http://pokemon.tcgplayer.com/tcg/scans/challenge/brocks_dugtrio.jpg

Dugtrio resistant to electricity. Plus it does double the damage to pikachu

[El Travo]

http://www.lawyersrealestate.com.au/blogger/uploaded_images/blind-722874.jpg

Brock never opens his eyes so therefor, he can't see the battle!

[gordanthefree]

http://www.shiningcelebi.coolfreepage.com/images/new_digimon.jpg

Digimon steals all pokemons money.

[Phil_8equalsignD]

http://www.absoluteanime.com/kirby/kirby.gif

Kirby sucks al the pokemon and money back up.

[El Travo]

Hookers (http://www.lwcbooks.com/books/images/Hooker-018.jpg) suck more than kirby.

[gordanthefree]

http://apudgeisasandwich.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/money.jpg

you need money for a hooker

[Grudge)86]

http://mylifeofcrime.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/robbery-in-progress.jpg
That's why you rob a motherfuckin' bank.

[gordanthefree]

http://www.copsdonuts.com/Simpsons%20Cop.JPG

that is what he is for.

[BlackHood]

http://blog.fantasticbonanza.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/doughnuts-jade-parade.gif

Cop dies of a heart attack after eating too many doughnuts.

[redbayredneck]

http://65.214.37.88/ts?t=3786517534690127074

Cake beats doughnuts

[Grudge)86]

http://www.boingboing.net/IMG_0064-1.jpg
This cake really doesn't taste so good.

[misc]

http://echeng.com/journal/images/misc/echeng_eats_cockroach.jpg

This guy doesn't mind.

[redbayredneck]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:PiwYc3tVioDWiM:http://www.acceleratingfuture.com/michael/blog/images/Nuke2.JPG

Nukes beat asians.

[El Travo]

http://www.insert-coin.fr/images/medium_Duke_Nukem_004.jpg

Here is Duke NUKEm, what an unfunny pun.

[gordanthefree]

http://www.igniq.com/image/pc_half_life_2_us.jpg

Gordon beats Nukem

[redbayredneck]

http://host.trivialbeing.org/up/halomovie-wetaWarthog01USE.jpg

Halo beats all other video games.

[gordanthefree]

http://www.freewebs.com/narutofoxhole/newb.gif

games suck when you are a noob

[El Travo]

http://cinemassacre.com/Movies/Nes_Nerd/Power_Glove1.jpg

Noob practices video games, but the wrong ones.

[misc]

http://www.hotfact.com/images/sunlight.jpg

Argh! Natural light, arch enemy of the video game player

[Relaps]

http://www.lms.ca/@images/umbrella.jpg

Umbrella shade beats sun.

[redbayredneck]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/hurricane-weather-opal.jpg

Hurricane beats umbrella

[Pig Fucker]

http://www.collegefanstuff.com/florida/floridahc.jpg

The Gators are way better than The Hurricanes.

[redbayredneck]

http://www.cosida.com/logos/AL/Bama%20Logo.JPG

Enough said, theres no beating this one.

[misc]

http://www.yellowman.dk/images/medium/personlige/n4015400007098_MED.jpg
These'll stop any crimson tide right in its' tracks.

[El Travo]

http://www.kotex.com/na/images/products/ovnt.gif

Lots preffer pads than tampons.

[Relaps]

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/703/picture1bz0.png

The towel shouldn't look like no goddamn maxi-pad!

[gordanthefree]

http://www.trustthedj.com/images/IMAGEbaNK/mchammer_pic.jpg

You can't touch this. (MC hammer)

[Homemaster]

http://blog.blacknight.com/images/losing-money.jpg

Wasting money owned MC Hammer

[gordanthefree]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3416170/2/istockphoto_3416170_money_tree.jpg

it is ok, money grows on trees

[Relaps]

http://www.cairnsmowercity.com/images/craftsman%20chainsaw%2035020.jpg

Chainsaw cuts down tree.

[Homemaster]

http://www.myfourthirds.com/files/0663/pc040324-rust-2.jpg

Your chainsaw rusts

[gordanthefree]

http://www.toolstation.com/images/library/stock/webbig/98529.jpg

rust gets removed

[Relaps]

http://www.sz-wholesale.com/uploadFiles/Stainless%20Steel%20Flat_897.jpg

Stainless steel makes rust remover unwanted.

[gordanthefree]

http://stevegarufi.com/cripple1.jpg

You have been banished to Cripple Creek for using rust proof silver ware

[misc]

http://www.keithmosse.com/images/stairs_001.jpg

They don't like stairs in cripple creek

[Relaps]

http://www.macslift.com/stair_lifts/index.jpg

Stair Lift solves that problem

[CrumPoker]

Hulk destroys stair lift. (http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~madsb/home/watch/wallpapers/hulk/_orig/mb-hulk-1280-v10.jpg)

[redbayredneck]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/72/Superman.jpg

Superman beats the hulk.

[misc]

I was gonna do kryptonite, but it was too easy

http://www.petergray.org.uk/pictures/horse1.jpg

Horse chucks superman off his back leaving him permanently disabled.

[MSB]

http://www.worth1000.com/web/media/106585/glue.jpg

Horse gets old and is turned into dog food and glue.

[gordanthefree]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/a/a5/300px-Paper_sheet.jpg

paper is good for glueing

[Grudge)86]

http://www.extension.umn.edu/distribution/housingandclothing/images/DK1018_1.jpg

This neat little fella (Silverfish) eats glue.