One Up Game

[gordanthefree]

http://www.aakamilitary.com/images/fullsize/lowa_seeker_gtx_boot_3002.gif

boot > silverfish

[Maserthous]

http://www.lausd.k12.ca.us/Haskell_EL/calendar%20past%20events/chinesenew%20year%20gifs/Dog%2001.gif

dog chews on boots

So dog > boot





yay

[redbayredneck]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:u5yGfCkYA-4WFM:http://bp2.blogger.com/_4PO8xX3_aQo/RnxR9zKZCzI/AAAAAAAAA9A/p3UGq8dMm28/s320/PETERBUILT.JPG

Truck beats dog.

[Smor's]

http://www.clipartof.com/images/clipart/thumbnail2/6707_brown_dog_mascot_cartoon_character_holding_a_ leash_ready_for_a_walk.jpg
Leash stops dog from being runover.

[gordanthefree]

http://hoox.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/cyanide-and-happiness-sickness1.jpg


This cartoon is better

[redbayredneck]

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/7985/newthreadgj7.gif
Spame is the best part of explosm

[gordanthefree]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/KLN/SM135~No-Trespassing-Posters.jpg

trespassers like me are not allowed in spame

[pranshee]

http://www.nypress.com/images/chuck_norris.jpg

Chuck norris owns all, ROUND HOUSE KICK TO THE FACE

USER WAS PUT IN TIMEOUT FOR THIS POST. (http://forums.explosm.net/eventlog.php)
Reason: Obey thread rules, and shitty internet meme.

[Random Name Guy]

http://www.aclevercookie.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/chuck.jpg

Chuck Norris is dead.

[Googles-my-bitch]

http://www.meffe-x.com/bmp/necromancer2.jpg Necromancer raises Chuck Norris as a zombie, making death meaningless.

[Maserthous]

http://www.aethertraveller.com/images/tarrasque.gif

tarrasque destorys everything in its path

(including necromancer)

[Gnauga]

http://www.dark-refuge.com/fantastique/Images/fantastique/allip.jpg

A few of these allips, plus a buncha other spells can kill a tarrasque easily. Or at
least put it in a coma until a cleric chooses to revive it.

[HappyPalooza]

http://www.elllo.org/yeartwo/mark/high_school_jock.jpg

Jocks beat up nerdy game masters who make necromancers and clerics cast spells.

[Gilligan]

http://www.alt1040.com/uploads/bill-gates-1983.jpg
Bill Gates is fucking rich and the jock gets addicted to coke and joins the marines.

[HappyPalooza]

http://www.starblogs.net/archives/oprah-oreo.jpg

Oprah is even richer and buys Bill Gates's soul.

[gordanthefree]

http://www.kitchenknifedrawer.com/files/1696205/uploaded/K6615D.jpg

knife > oprah

[redbayredneck]

http://www.dominionpaper.ca/files/dominion-img/afghanistan-big-guns.preview.jpg

Gun beats Knife easy.

[El Travo]

Can't trust this guy (http://www.laurasteele.net/cvs/retard404.jpg) with a gun.

[Dresden]

Vincent Valentine, however, CAN be trusted with a gun.
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z172/mulmulmul/FF%20Character/FFVII/vincent_advent_children.jpg

[Grim]

http://www.myimportstore.com/store/images/Accessories/gunblade.jpg

Gunblades are better than normal guns.

[redbayredneck]

http://2db.free.fr/images/grenade_mk2/grenade.jpg

Grenades, ultimate weapon

[Maserthous]

http://gfxcorp.q-workshop.com/loga_towaru/nuke.jpg

nuke outranks grenade.

[gordanthefree]

http://wirelessdigest.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/world_of_warcraft_1.jpg

They don't have nukes in WoW

[Homemaster]

http://kadmusarts.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/WoW_Plague.jpg

The corrupted blood plague owns all of WoW

[Maserthous]

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n28/leviathonlx/beholder.jpg
WoW beholder

http://www.fischart.com/assets/art/artwork/Games/d20/beholder.jpg
D&D beholder (Its the original beholder)

WoW might get sued by Wizards of the Coast.

[Besh]

http://beta.salzburg.com/jugend/bilder02/spiele/xbox/morrowind_logo.jpg

Morrowind Elder Scrolls 3 beats D&D hands down

[BlackHood]

http://www.nyc.com/image/users/blogs/4449.jpg
Having a social life is better than any game

[Bone Scraper]

http://www.bradsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/WindowsLiveWriter/GigginginSecondLife_EE2C/screenshot-secondlife%5B4%5D.jpg
Second Life beats Social Life Magazine hands down.

[Besh]

Having an LSD trip is more fun than any game


http://www.dragondrop.org/fireboxingday/bigimages/colours.jpg

[gordanthefree]

http://www.darjanpanic.com/pics/pancakes.jpg

you can't beat pancakes

[Besh]

Now thats just sillly

[Grudge)86]

http://www.breakfastblogger.com/wp-content/photos/x_187.jpg

But you can eat pancakes.

[BlackHood]

http://www.thyroid-info.com/images/overweight.jpg

No, but if you're that fat then you will get beaten.

[gordanthefree]

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper851/stills/54qj0p4s.jpg

Russell peters makes everything funny :D

[Dresden]

Never heard of him. I have heard of Patton Oswalt though. He's funny.
http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/e5a4/screens_feature-39723.jpeg

[redbayredneck]

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2003_Blue_Collar_Comedy_Tour:_The_Movie/2003_blue_collar_comedy_tour_002.jpg

These guys beat all other comedians.

[Quadros]

http://griffinminiatures.com/catalog/images/thor.jpg

Thor beats that, thread over.

[redbayredneck]

http://danielfuentes.iespana.es/images/mitologia/hercules.jpg

Greek mythology beats Norse mythology (Hercules> Thor)

[Quadros]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/20/HellBosch.jpg/300px-HellBosch.jpg

Lying about some pussy ass child molesters being more awesome than Viking gods sends you to hell, which all mythologies agree sucks major balls.

[gordanthefree]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51784QVY9JL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_OU01_AA240_SH20_.jpg

What did the Greeks give us? ORGY'S!

[Homemaster]

Just putting it out there, but Quadros is right, Thor has beaten the thread and there is nothing anyone can do about it, except...


GO TO VALHALLA!!! WHOS WILLING TO FIGHT!?!?!


http://larryavisbrown.homestead.com/files/Ring/Valhalla.jpg

[Grudge)86]

http://www.comedycentral.com/press/images/southpark/BigGayAl_thumbnail.jpg

Rainbows are super... don't you think I look cute in this hat?

[Far]

This thread is beyond suck by now. Many of you use improper spelling and grammar and some don't even post pictures. Closed, finally.