One Up Game

[TriSlash]

Hasn't been done since the great fall.
Simple concept, I post a picture, you take it in turns to post another picture to "defeat" the above picture (E.G I post fire, you post water and so on and so forth)
If it's been done before, don't post it again.
Don't post retarded replies like "Chuck Norris pwns all lololol" or "Time"

First One - Mouse
http://www.avonpestcontrol.ca/images/Rodents.jpg

[BKS]

http://teamcrandall.org/uploaded_images/STOMP-775147.jpg

Mouse get's stomped on.

[NVM]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/28/Spiny.jpg
A Spiny(:nerd:) prevents you from stompage.

[Grim]

(Paper) Mario stomps on a Spiny. (http://vally8.free.fr/jeux/papermario/images/mario04.jpg)

[Oberlin]

Scissors cut paper.

http://www.flyingfingers.com/shop/images/medium/__notions__Clover/Scissors-493S.jpg

[NVM]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e6/BalancingRock.JPG/300px-BalancingRock.JPG
Rock beats scissors.

[daweydd]

http://eclipse.cps.k12.va.us/Schools/OSM/images/dynamite1.gif
Dynamite beats rock.

[Desert]

http://www.simplystrata.com/water/originalart/J-water.jpg

Water pours out the fuse on the dynamite.

[jewishjosh]

http://www.shivanjaikaran.com/uploads/sponge_bob2.gif

Sponge absorbs water.

[AidanC]

http://allythigpen.com/krabs.gif

Mr. Crabs fires spongebob.

[20000leaguesundermybutt]

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e93/irishpapa17/Crab_dinner.jpg

Hungry people eat crab.

[jewishjosh]

http://health.indiamart.com/gifs2/obesity.jpg

Obesity has the last laugh if you eat that much crab.

[The Pirate]

Slim-fast beats obesity.

http://www.zone38.net/blog/pics/optima.jpeg

[AidanC]

http://www.burgerking.ca/imagelibrary/menus/double_whopper.jpg

This carb-filled Burger King whopper beats Slimfast

[shinju]

PETA protests your carnivorous tendencies.

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/3729/n1rx6.jpg

[20000leaguesundermybutt]

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e93/irishpapa17/radF154B.jpg

Rich wives of Oil tycoon's and their fur coats beat PETA.

[Commodity]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42326000/jpg/_42326572_furprotest_416pa.jpg
She gets paint splashed.

[Lance]

http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/fireman-hose-nozzle-1.jpg

Powerful hose helps wash paint off.

[jewishjosh]

http://www.ecy.wa.gov/programs/wr/drought/2005/images/photo/pic_waterrestrictions.jpg

Or fur coat watering, for that matter.

[Nyr_Rob]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd162/Nyr_rob_2007/George.jpg

George Bush turns water on

[Shagg]

http://school.discovery.com/clipart/images/if-brain.gif

Logic destroys George Bush.

[Nyr_Rob]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd162/Nyr_rob_2007/images.jpg

Vodka Destroys Logic

[Lag]

http://users.vei.net/bklyn-aa/logo.gif
AA puts vodka away.

[Grim]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/5637/lcl15zb9.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Angry mob brings back vodka

[Savvy]

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/5029/89101066mb0.jpg

Cops set dogs on the angry mob.

[TireVengeance]

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060927/060927_michaelVick_vmed_5p.widec.jpg
Mike Vick kills, maims dogs.

[jewishjosh]

http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2006/11/19/PH2006111901351.jpg

Trevor Pryce sacks Michael Vick.

I bet you expected lawyers.

[Grim]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/8052/ist22839662footballrefefz5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

The referee throws in the flag.

[PrettyHasItsPrice]

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m216/bpmetalmaniac666/FunnyPart-com-referee.jpg

Disgruntled soccer player beats referee.

[acci_dent]

Imageshack beats 'funnypart' at image hosting.

EDIT: The image works now, so this is now stupid AND irrelevant.

[Savvy]

http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/8766/1004jimnerdxg8.gif

Nerd crashes imageshack.

[PrettyHasItsPrice]

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m216/bpmetalmaniac666/ist2_2699235_nerd_series.jpg


Bully beats up nerd.

[Savvy]

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/605/columbinewn7.jpg

Harris 'n Klebold kill the bully.

Sorry for the 2 posts so close together but I couldn't resist.

[acci_dent]

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/605/columbinewn7.jpg

Harris and Klebold beat Harris and Klebold

[TriSlash]

http://www.radio-quality.co.uk/images/bowling_for_columbine.jpg

Michael Moore makes a documentary about it, therefore saving everyone and preventing it from ever happening together. (except Virginia Tech)

[SeckshualDrippings]

Obesity takes down Mr. Moore
http://www.mtv.com/onair/truelife/assets/flipbook/images/I'm%20Obese_01.jpg

[beermonster256]

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/9176/lipoet9.th.jpg

Liposuction beats obesity.

[Zebbs]

http://www.showerright.co.uk/HRV200_small.jpg

Fat sucker backs up

[beermonster256]

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/1542/pylons01xx3.th.jpg

Bad weather means no electricity for hoover to work.

[BKS]

Weatherman means no bad weather.http://images.quizilla.com/X/XX/XXM/xxMaryAlicexx/1135276987_horwoman-5.jpg

[TriSlash]

Weatherman means no bad weather.http://images.quizilla.com/X/XX/XXM/xxMaryAlicexx/1135276987_horwoman-5.jpg

I do believe he was the Anchorman.
Brick Tamland was the weatherman :D :facts:
http://www.cracked.com/img/articles/spinoff/brick.jpg

[andje]

I do believe he was the Anchorman.
Brick Tamland was the weatherman :D :facts:
http://www.cracked.com/img/articles/spinoff/brick.jpg

http://www.blogdecine.com/images/2007/01/ferrellheder%20patinaje.bmp

homosexuality destroys will ferrell's asshole

[jewishjosh]

http://www.aboutlviv.com/_files/200705251619100.Pope_Benedict_XVI.jpg

Pope Benedict XVI frowns upon the heathen homosexuals.

Side note: We got obesity twice. On one page. :aaa:

[Nyr_Rob]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd162/Nyr_rob_2007/blue_grim_reaper.jpg

Death kills pope

[AidanC]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/9/90/222px-Homer_Simpson_2006.png

Homer kills Grim Reaper with bowling ball in Tree House of Horror XIV

[Grim]

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/9840/fry9bm0.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Fry beats Homer in the stupidity contest.

[Lance]

http://www.magazineusa.com/images2/politics/george_w_bush.jpg

Dubya beats Fry in stupidity contest.

[acci_dent]

http://www.callineb.com/images/pretzel.jpg

Bush chokes on pretzel. Yeah, none of you saw THAT one coming.

[SeckshualDrippings]

Jeff Spicoli saves the day with the Heimlich maneuver.
http://www.tri-sport.com/merchant/1058/images/site/Jeff%20Spicoli%20-%20Chris%20sm.jpg

[Penis_Captivus]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o18/savotage93/wrong4.gif
Kick in the balls beats Jeff Spicoli.

[Rebecca.]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c235/ducky2779/HPIM3189smallreallysmall.jpg

Being a woman renders your balls kick useless.

[beermonster256]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/6998/angry20manxn1.jpg

Angry man beats up woman.

[Zebbs]

http://www.eyesontutorials.com/images/PhotoEffects/Sigma/tut10_Feather/5.jpg
Feather tickles angry man and makes him less angry, thus making him laugh so much he forgets about his wife beating duties.

[beermonster256]

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/66/asscissorszz2.jpg

Scissors cut feather up, rendering it incapable of tickling.

[Rebecca.]

What?

Fail.

[beermonster256]

Yeah, my first image was a little bigger than I thought, so I changed it to this one. Still though, scissors cut up feather makes sense!

[Rebecca.]

All right, you'd have to cut that feather up into pieces so small that you won't be able to pick them up, which would take fuckin' forever, but in technicality it works. Continue.

[SeckshualDrippings]

Rock beats scissors every time.
http://webscripts.softpedia.com/screenshots/Paper-rock-scissors-game-11267.png

[Grim]

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/7201/300pxpapersheetwp5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Paper beats rock any day in a game of rock paper scissors.

[SeckshualDrippings]

Lumberjacks cut down all tress defeating paper in the long run.
http://www.saugus.org/FOBR/SampleNewsletter/LocalLumberjacks

[Pachycephelosaurus]

Woman seduces lumberjack and leads him away from the trees.
http://circlebmx.com/bilder/news/ne_20070620_001.jpg

[Mazzar]

http://www.citypaper.com/sb/97964/collins.jpg
Only to find a big penis under that skirt
I LOVE THIS GAME

[Lance]

http://www.amazingcomics.it/thor5web.jpg

Thor smites that whore.

[Ninja 2.0]

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t48/bmanthe2/200px-QuicksandMarvel.jpg

Quicksand Beats down Thor.
(I had to research that one!)

[TriSlash]

Not making any sudden movements slows down Quicksand. (?)
http://www.property-casualty.com/2_Quicksand2.jpg

[Zebbs]

Caffeine increases occurences of sudden movements
http://www.mychiro.com/health/wp-content/caffeine-diabetes.jpg

[SeckshualDrippings]

Marijuana slows you back down defeating caffeine.
http://www.seedsplaza.com/growing-marijuana.jpg
p.s. Did anyone else's mouth water at this picture or am i just a pothead?

[Penis_Captivus]

Your just a pothead!
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o18/savotage93/19661026copsSiagonRVN.jpg
Cops take your marijuana for illegal handling!

[jewishjosh]

http://vjarmy.com/junkbin/iammclovin.png

Sexy hamburgers fool cops :heya:

[AidanC]

http://www.leaderlounge.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/alcohol.jpg

Alcohol gets Fogell drunk

[Ninja 2.0]

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t48/bmanthe2/ireland_flood.jpg

Irish tolerance to booze prevents drunkness.

[jewishjosh]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1169856/2/istockphoto_1169856_st_patrick_s_day_leprechaun.jp g

Cruel stereotypes crush their hopes and dreams.

So good to be out of DZ for a bit, it's like Beef Forum on ritalin.

[Mazzar]

http://www.crazydogtshirts.com/catalog/irish-drinking-team.gif

Ireland forms a international drinking team , thus restoring there hopes and dreams by doing what they were born to do. : ) AHA!

[MaTora]

Goat crowned king of Ireland at fair diue to wasted Irishmen. The country slips closer to Hell.

Jimmy, a feisty white mountain goat, was crowned king of Ireland on Friday at one of the country’s oldest fairs.

http://http://wallstreettechdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/Web-Mountain-goat-looking-a.jpg

[RabidMonkey]

Someone took it in their hands to solve the problem.
http://www.fiery-foods.com/dave2/images/cabo/cabrito.jpg
They are now enjoying a nice freshly shot goat dinner.

[acci_dent]

http://www.sfgate.com/traveler/postcards/haight-hippie.jpg
Hippies grow in number across the land and vegetarianism spreads with them.
The goat dinner goes cold.

(I'm not letting this come to obesity again)

[Mazzar]

http://me.woot.net/vancouver/deadbear.jpg
Mass movement by hippies to help feed the wild bears
turns onto a fatal accident , all hippies die

[acci_dent]

http://www.flumesday.com/images/bush/stopbush.jpg
A (totally original) politically-active stop sign halts that mass movement.

[Hats of!]

Guy who eats metal eats the sign.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/graphics/2005/08/20/mrmay20.jpg

[Zebbs]

http://www.staircaseguide.co.uk/images/staircase.jpg

Not even eating metal can stop him from falling down staircases.

[Hats of!]

http://www.deeptrancenow.com/images/dtn_levitate.jpg
Levitation grants immunity to fall down stairs.

[jewishjosh]

probably breaks tables (http://www.eg.bucknell.edu/~hyde/England2004/Images1/IMG_3400Copying.jpg)

Low ceilings get in the way of levitation.

[Grim]

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/130/390minimegoldmemberpostah3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Being a midget defeats the purpose of having low ceilings.

[Scoped]

Big fuck off eagles carry away midgets left wondering alone.
http://www.eaglecoachsv.com/images/BigEagle1-transparent.gif

[jewishjosh]

http://www.travolisblog.com/wp-content/uploads/huntingcrashers.jpg

Two douchebags go hunting. 'Nuff said.

[Relaps]

http://www.nndb.com/people/598/000022532/dick_cheney.jpg

Cheney thought one of them was a deer.

[AidanC]

http://www.quizlaw.com/blog/images/election08.jpg

Election of '08 puts Cheney out of office

[BAN ME PLEASE]

http://www.jeremyinc.com/images/hilary_clinton_toilet_paper_2.JPG
Hilary Clinton screws over election 2008

[Mazzar]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/K/l/cheney_hunting_reality.jpg

Beacuse of being kicked out of office and hilary fucked him over he made his own hunting Tv show
Thus shooting the douche bags once and forall

[Grim]

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/9017/fullbodyarmor1uv1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Full body armor prevents the hunters to die.

[snap1o5]

But not from a nuclear explosion.

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-02/nuclear-bomb-badger.jpg

[Mazzar]

http://www.superquattrone.com/Radioactive_Man_Number_One_v_1024.jpg
No need to fear RADIOACTIVE MAN is here!
UP AND ATOM!

[Grim]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/2661/spiderman22005032300512zc0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Spider-man beats Radioactive man.

[Mazzar]

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/5963/muhaxx4.png
That was a explosion he can survive that ,ne ways
Radioactive man ESCAPES DEATH! With BUG SPRAY!
mauahahah spiderman is ded

[jewishjosh]

http://www.ozane.com/images/pestprofileimages/browncockroach.jpg

Cockroaches can survive anything. :facts:*

*Not an actual fact

[Soul]

http://www.concertseries.org/images/04-05_shows/STOMP.jpg

I stomp on you nasty cockroach.

[Mazzar]

http://images.darkhorse.com/covers/300/b/bgrfig.jpg

I stomp on your nasty stomp guy thing
MAHAHUAHHA ( hes under his right foot foot )

[Grim]

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/724/mrrobotwaterdamagesk7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Water wrecks/destroys your robot.

[AidanC]

http://www.grinningplanet.com/2004/05-06/sun-cartoon-copyright20.gif

The sun evaporates water

[snap1o5]

God beats sun. http://www.futureofthebook.org/mitchellstephens/archives/GOD2.JPG

[acci_dent]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/science.jpg

Science beats god, don't get angry.

[teh_kyle00]

http://www.uahole.com/shizzy0043.gif

Crazy religious people defeat science

[Mazzar]

lets not talk about religion?
thats one place i dun wana go to
sumone start again??

[afroman8675]

SWAT kill crazy religious people

[BeneBreadstick]

armor piercing bullets takes swat team

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/85111/2/istockphoto_85111_armor_piercing_bullet.jpg

[Savaril]

http://www.completelybonkers.co.uk/images/3474%20lord%20lucifer.jpg

Satan sends crazy religious people to hell

[Mazzar]

http://www.morethings.com/images/satan/south-park-Saddam-Devil.jpg

Satan has other....duties to attend to... so he cant kill or send anyone to hell

[afroman8675]

holy water kills the devil

[Hats of!]

http://www.smallbusinessassist.com/files/images/how-to-find-lawyer-small-business.jpg
Justice put Holy Water in jail for murder.

[Mazzar]

http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2006/yir/timeline/images/16.north.korea.gi.afp.jpg

North korea defeats justice
oh and just for the fun of it
" UNCLE CHIN-CHONG WANTS YOU!" ( lol uncle sam )

[RabidMonkey]

Due to the lack of justice, North Korea falls into anarchy

http://www.abouttheimage.com/images/anarchy_images_fire.jpg

[acci_dent]

I don't think a lack of justice is going to condemn NK to anarchy. A lack of authority would do that and NK has more than enough authority for it's own good.

[AZGratton14]

http://home.rochester.rr.com/slothrop/1984-Big-Brother-Poster.jpg

Big Brother watches anarchy... Then stops it.

[snap1o5]

Everyone burns 1984, rendering Big Brother useless.
http://www.lib.fit.edu/pubs/librarydisplays/bannedbooks/burning_book.jpg

[afroman8675]

gay pride perade starts a new kind of flame

[afroman8675]

fag drag stops gays

[teh_kyle00]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/07/05/nyregion/07marriage600.jpg

Gay rights movements stop fag drags with legislation.

[afroman8675]

Bush kills any chance for legislation

[jewishjosh]

http://matrix.millersamuel.com/wp-content/11-2006/map.jpg

Midterm elections cause Bush to lose support of Congress.

Side note: I don't mean to thread shit or backseat mod or whatever you call it nowadays, but can we please stop getting Bush, obesity, and other repeats?

[afroman8675]

doud, i agree i aplogize i couldnt resist though. I like your come back though, lol.

[afroman8675]

australia gets sick of sitting in the back and sends a massive invasion on america, killing everyone in the territory and creating a new country called Austerica

[jewishjosh]

I think you're trying a bit too hard.

http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/24/canadian_flag_T0307.jpg

Canada kicks Austerica's ass for not having the creativity or dignity to come up with a name that doesn't rip off the guys whose land they just stole.

[afroman8675]

austerica sends hundreds of a-bombs to little america (canada) killing any inhabitants in north america and sends the world into a nuclear winter (even though its september)


side note:LMAO wow, your good, but im better

[afroman8675]

they did this right before they were all killed by the Canadians because they would rather die by nuclear mutation than Canadian pussies (no offense to any cool Canadians i just love stereotypes)

[afroman8675]

woops didnt mean to do two sry continue tho

[Grim]

Edit button. Edit button!

Note to mods/admins : I'm not trying to be a backseat moder or whatever its called. But some people just can't read/see very well. I know we all make mistakes too.

[Ninja 2.0]

Uhhh...
Can we start over?
This is getting kindof weird./..

[Robo_Sexual]

Hot women stop nuclear warcraft with annoying arguments.

http://www.chron.com/content/chronicle/special/99/hiv/images/hug2.jpg

"You can't hug children with nuclear arms!"

[afroman8675]

Justin Timberlake defeats women by bringing sexy back

[acci_dent]

Afroman sure loves this thread. Justin Timberlake is defeated by the basic principles of musical composition.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/16/Mozart_Sheet_Music.jpg/300px-Mozart_Sheet_Music.jpg

[Mazzar]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/536545/2/istockphoto_536545_paper_on_fire.jpg
Awild fire burns everything down and the music sheet thingo

OMG acci-dent that was best one yet lolz

[afroman8675]

hell yes i do, i'm trying to keep this one alive for as long as possible, for once fire fighters are early enough to save most of the building as well as save a majority of the musical compositions.

[madd hatter]

Global warming kills all the trees, no trees means, no oxygen, no oxygen means no fire. heres the picture (http://www.sierraclub.org/globalwarming/suvreport/images/welcome_350.gif)

[afroman8675]

people use alternative fuels (ya right lol) and help reduce global warming but a large percent help solving the problem of tree's, and bringing back the possibility of fire.

[Whorelock]

I swear, this is the most failed thread ever.

[afroman8675]

well thts not very nice

[afroman8675]

im sure the creator wouldn't like to hear that I like this thread its fun and entertaining

[Whorelock]

people use alternative fuels (ya right lol) and help reduce global warming but a large percent help solving the problem of tree's, and bringing back the possibility of fire.

Learn to type. Stop double posting. And the point of this game is to send in a picture, in this quote you just explained something, didn't even post a pic.
You are so fucking retarded, and sorry JewRex for backseat modding, but for god's sake.

USER WAS PUT IN TIMEOUT FOR THIS POST. (http://forums.explosm.net/eventlog.php)
Reason: Backseat modding. Apologising doesn't make it ok.

[afroman8675]

wow get the stick out of your ass, and stop looking for shit to critique you nerdy weird motherfucker, and I know how to type dibshit I just didn't think there'd be a little punk ass bitch stalking people down and trying to make fun off their shit. Go suck your dad's dick again to relieve some of your tension or get the fuck of this site you piece of backseat modding shit, and stop acting like your better than everyone because your probably some under payed pencil pusher who is never gonna get laid because he spends his whole day with one hand on the mouse and the other on the dildo glued between your legs. Go die in whole, your parents never loved you, you suck. Or at least thats the location of the dick, because it clearly states under your name that its in your mouth, I don't know if your openly admitting your gay or are just in a deep denial but stop trying to make everyone else suffer for your shitty depressing life.

USER WAS PUT IN TIMEOUT FOR THIS POST. (http://forums.explosm.net/eventlog.php)
Reason: You need to calm down and realise this place doesn't revolve around you.

[Whorelock]

Alright, now post your structured argument please. (In beef)

[afroman8675]

wow your gay

[RabidMonkey]

For Fucks Sake Afroman, read the fucking rules!

TYPE LIKE THE HUMAN YOU ARE (or are apparently not)
If you can't type like a normal, or at least intelligent person, GET THE FUCK OFF THESE FORUMS!
You have fucking slaughtered this thread.
You fail at life.
May the mods ban your ass.

[afroman8675]

Can we have this debate out of the thread, thank you.

[Mazzar]

well i was gunna say something b4 but didnt want to kill the thread buy talking ( like someone did )
afro man
u posted a picture
then u posted another picture to counter your own picture
WTF!?
u double post then triple post to say sorry when theres a edit button
and you talk to much

THIS THREAD IS MENT TO BE
1. POST PICTURE
2. Post some small words about ur pic 1-10 words
3. wait for someone to counter it
4. dont debate on this
only debating cause this thread has died ,
AND
EDIT YOUR DOUBLE POST dont make it so long im sick of scrolling down to read your shitty comments " opps double post" " opps triple post"

[Whorelock]

Mazzar, if you are going to flame someone make sure you use correct spelling, and MAYBE bring up an argument that hasn't already been used. Bandwagon fuckhead.

[Mazzar]

bandwagon?
its not english class m8
im making words shorter like " u " or something
just chill let this all fly give afro another chance
and someone should re-make this game

[afroman8675]

No Mazzar I see you are kind-hearted, or at least trying to be, but your also a dumb-ass. Are you in such a rush you can't just type normal words. Also you are just band wagoning the same shit that has already been brought up, so please safe us all from your stupidity and just leave, don't respond, just leave or shut the fuck up.

[Mazzar]

http://education.jlab.org/reading/img/water_cycle_01.gif
Thus brining back the theory of rain?
trying to steer this back to normal

( im not gunna complain , just dont swear at me )

[afroman8675]

whatever you little bitch you don't deserve to be in the presence of anyone like UberMegatron and should be honored if he swears at you, or even acknowledges you. But the show must go on, Poseidon stops the flow of the ocean, canceling any possibility of rain.

Chriz : Double Posting with uncapitaled drivel.

[Mazzar]

http://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/5462/2h/images.gamezone.com/screens/23/5/99/s23599_ps2_20.jpg
death by electric

(shut up E-thug , your the little dib-shit here talking shit , your not even close to quiting)

[Hats of!]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/2/23/Thor.jpg

Thor controlls Electric.

[Mazzar]

http://www.80stees.com/images/products/Thor_Hammer_Costume.jpg
Thor throws hes dumb hammer , only for it to come back and hit him
he is now dead

[Grim]

Damn. This game went from bad to horrible. No thanks to the squeakers (http://ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20060821) Mazzar and afroman8675.

[Zebbs]

This thread needs more than Thors electricity to revive it.

[snap1o5]

Damn. This game went from bad to horrible. No thanks to the squeakers (http://ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20060821) Mazzar and afroman8675.
Is there a way to stop from seeing their posts?

[AidanC]

Damn. This game went from bad to horrible. No thanks to the squeakers (http://ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20060821) Mazzar and afroman8675.

Hahahaha that's perfect. I play on Xbox Live and there are always squeakers. Anyways, should we even bother keeping this game going?

[TriSlash]

im sure the creator wouldn't like to hear that I like this thread its fun and entertaining

No. No.. This thread fails so hard >.<
How the hell did you manage to use Thor twice? Jesus Christ, be creative.

Edit - also George bush was used three times, Rock paper scissors twice, Stomp twice, Nuclear bomb twice. Please read the games rules and previous posts before you contribute.

[Grim]

Is there a way to stop from seeing their posts?

Yes. Just view there profile and click on the ignore button.

Hahahaha that's perfect. I play on Xbox Live and there are always squeakers. Anyways, should we even bother keeping this game going?

I don't think we should continue the game. But its up to TriSlash.

[TriSlash]

I don't give a shit, I haven't posted since page 2 :P
Up to the mods

[Shadowpriest]

I go with just ignoring them and trying our hardest to revive this game, it seems fun from what ive read so far.. just leave it to somebody to start an argument and fuck it up before i can post :(

[themegafather]

Shoop the Woop Kills All.

[shinju]

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/5789/mstlpiledriverbr5.jpg

Thor's hammer is rendered obsolete by an anonymous superhero wielding a pile driver.

[BKS]

http://www.whoisandrewwee.com/images/blog0701/drdoom.gif

Supervillian traps and kills superhero.

[Benjaman]

Bad superhero movie eventually defeats bad guy.

[Rick_James_Bitch]

http://i20.tinypic.com/24m7yoy.jpg

Roger Ebert criticises bad superhero movie.

[green rubber bands]

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff111/speedybruiser/TheBluesBrothers2.jpg

A movie is made that is so great, it makes Roger Ebert go home and rethink his life.

[Rick_James_Bitch]

Heroin kills the star of the movie.

I didn't want to post a picture of heroin or someone doing it because I'm pretty sure it's NSFW.

[afroman8675]

Anti Heroin seminar raises awareness, and stops any future abuse of the terrible drug (in a perfect world.)

[hzac]

http://www.pamf.org/images/stock/punk.jpg

Rebellious teens tell you to shut the fuck up and do it anyway.

[Hats of!]

http://www.poster.net/clash-the/clash-the-band-6500016.jpg

Real rebells kicks emos arses.

[AidanC]

http://1percent.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/darth_vader_iphone_upgrade.jpg

Darth Vader crushes the rebel scum.

[teh_kyle00]

http://www.starwars-tw.com/story/character/jedi/luke_skywalker.jpg

Luke Skywalker kills Vader's ass.

[afroman8675]

Chewbacca betrays Luke, killing him and falling to the dark side.

[JOHNNY V]

Moon kills Chewy

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.wingimp.org/tutorial/meteor-.jpg

Random meteor crashes into the moon and drives it away.

[Cocktapus]

http://www.israeli-weapons.com/weapons/missile_systems/air_missiles/python/python0_.jpg

5 missiles redirect meteor into

http://helios.gsfc.nasa.gov/sun_sm.gif

the sun.

[meTalmessiah]

http://www.studentsoftheworld.info/sites/science/img/13916_supernova.jpg

Sun gets owned by a supernova.

[blltmssgy]

http://regmedia.co.uk/2006/12/08/blackhole_image.jpg
Black hole owns your super nova!

[barnesy111]

A large bath plug fills black hole. Screw science.
EDIT: Illustration!

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/5016/plugxc2.jpg

[Shadowpriest]

Banshee carrying a giant hook pulls it out.
http://www.covenant-clan.co.uk/images/banshee.jpg
http://media.basspro.com/images/articles/Hybrid12punch_hook_250.jpg

[meTalmessiah]

http://www.elbakin.net/plume/xmedia/film/news/halo/master_chief.jpg Master Chief blows the shit out of your banshee and eats the hook for breakfast.

[Hats of!]

http://animecongames.bitacoras.com/samus.jpg

Samus Aran has sex with Master Cheif only to leave him heartbroken.

[StrikeTwelve]

http://www.wowfans.com/jimnorton/jn-rape.jpg

Masterchief rapes Samus Aran because his boner wouldn't go down.

[meTalmessiah]

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/world/2007-05/22/xin_2205042214092641235166.jpg
Masterchief's boner doesn't go down for more than 4 hours because of viagra, and he is forced to call a doctor. Totally lame.

[Lag]

An Apple a day keeps the doctor away.
http://www.oldetimecooking.com/Images/Fruits/Apple.jpg

[meTalmessiah]

http://www.worldofstock.com/slides/PFO2730.jpg Apples rot.

[Morfrock Yartz]

Ambulance Heals Thor and hopefully this pathetic thread from its useless misery.
http://http://www.houstontx.gov/fire/abouthfd/images/ambulance.jpg

[meTalmessiah]

What the fuck? Way to contribute, douchebag. Where do we go from here? For the sake of contribution, I'll beat my own attack.

http://www.sierraclub.org/sierra/200511/images/trash1.jpg

Apple gets thrown out.

[AidanC]

http://www.metrokc.gov/dnr/kidsweb/images/landfill_diagram.gif

Excessive garbage is deposited in landfill.

[SlowCheetah]

http://www.healthline.com/blogs/outdoor_health/uploaded_images/Bear-Grandfather-Mtn-Tim-Floyd-778324.jpg

Landfills attract bears.

[Zephyrus]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:jHg_Md2-MrRfQM:http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/T/T/sniper_cat.jpg

cat with gun kills bear for food.

[BKS]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:jHg_Md2-MrRfQM:http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/T/T/sniper_cat.jpg

cat with gun kills bear for food.

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0822854/Shooter.jpg
Cat is set up in huge conspiracy.

[meTalmessiah]

http://www.catchthat.net/images/CATBREAD2.JPG

conspiracy ended when assassins bake cat into a loaf of bread.

[Singapore]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/c/c3/Samburgar.JPG

Bread made into a Big Kahuna Burger; subsequently eaten by Snakes on a Plane guy.

[AidanC]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/04/16/snake,0.jpg

Snake kills snakes on a plane guy.

[Shadowpriest]

http://voanews.com/english/images/ap_star_wars_director_george_lucas_210.jpg

Steven spielberg cuts that scene from the movie.

[Singapore]

http://www.owlnet.rice.edu/~rar4619/Images/Goebbels.jpg

Goebbels spreads propaganda; Spielberg killed in Kristallnacht.

[Jallen]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8b/Stalin.PNG/181px-Stalin.PNG
Soviets own Goebbels

[meTalmessiah]

http://shatterhand007.com/Formula/FORMULALaserSatellite.jpg

Russia gets fucked by laser satellites in the Cold War. They surrender.

[Singapore]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/de/Blofeld_3_-_in_You_Only_Live_Twice.jpg

Blofeld builds a rocket capable of hijacking satellites.

[meTalmessiah]

http://www.forties.net/files/challenger_explosion_jan28_86.jpg

Rocket (Challenger) explodes due to malfunctions that could have been easily avoided.

[Zephyrus]

http://samueljscott.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/mechanic.jpg

mechanic fixes malfunctions

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.resourcesforhumans.com/content/blamefinder.gif.jpg

Boss fires mechanic

[meTalmessiah]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/855111~My-Boss-s-Daughter-Posters.jpg

Ashton Kutcher fucks the boss' daughter.

[Singapore]

http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics4/butterflyeffect2.jpg

Fat guy from My Name Is Earl reads Ashton Kutcher bad poetry; Ashton rethinks his life and dies in a pulping accident.

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.rgj.com/blogs/film/uploaded_images/ashton-kutcher02-763907.jpg

Ashton goes back in time and changes the past so he never met fat boy up there.

[meTalmessiah]

http://www.butte.k12.mt.us/webster/student%20stuff/student/images/bryce9%20t-rex.jpg

Ashton accidentally goes back too far in time and is eated by a Tyrannosaurus.

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.oliverbonas.com/public/pictures/product/thumbs/PWght%20Diamnd%20413855.jpg

Ashton pulls out a gigantic diamond and plugs the giant's mouth, making it die from choking.

[meTalmessiah]

http://morel.weblog.com.pt/heimlich.bmp

Heimlich maneuver makes choking SO five minutes ago.

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.hortonkansas.net/images/Blue%20COP.JPG

Cop arrests the man who was performing the heimlich maneuver because he is prejudiced and thought the black man was trying to kill the old white man.

[AidanC]

http://www.theatrebreaks.com/partydilemmas/robber.gif

^^ This guy shoots cop.

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.sheriff.co.coryell.tx.us/Library/swat.gif

Swat comes to the rescue.

[Dark2.0]

SNIPER (http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee52/UberDark001/sni.jpg) takes SWAT team out

[Jrod]

Atom bomb kills sniper.

[Johnny]

Atom bomb defuser defuses atom bomb

[AngelRedFlame]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/Angelredflame/logo.gif


Atom bomb defuser is distracted by more important matters.

[meTalmessiah]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/c/9/1c96d7061099d293a58ac2614607569b.jpg

4Chan users completely destroy the GF in a flood of new 2007ers.

[Jallen]

4chan.com gets owned by the REAL 4chan.org. (http://www.4chan.org/)

[meTalmessiah]

http://www.splitreason.com/Product_Images/5ebe29974316.jpg

Pissed off Explosm superheroes raid 4chan.org

[Zephyrus]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:2cBUWs_DoFzjBM:http://z.about.com/d/scifi/1/7/4/M/2/starwars80.jpg


Boba Fett kills pissed off explosm superheroes

[meTalmessiah]

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Jango-Fett-Clone-Troopers-oversized-postcard-Poster-Card-C10227336.jpeg

Boba gets his ass kicked by 1,000,000,000 clone Boba Fetts.

[Werty]

http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/thumb/1/1e/Jangodied.JPG/250px-Jangodied.JPG

Seriously, need I say more?

[green rubber bands]

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n315/plorenz3/palpatine5.jpg


Imperial ownage!

[Metal Angel]

http://theforce.net/swtc/Pix/dvd/ep6/bones2.jpg

Darth Vader kills Emperor.

[Zephyrus]

http://artsweb.uwaterloo.ca/~anthsoc/images/pyre.gif

Fire destroys Vader

[AngelRedFlame]

http://seacoastnh.com/arts/res/smokey.gif
Smokey the Bear puts out the fire.

[themegafather]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/marijuana-leaf.jpg

Smokey the Bear finds Marijuana in the forest fire remains, and decides to smoke it

[Con-Con]

Fire burns up that bitch.

[Quadros]

http://www.devir.com.br/images/colorir/blastoise_cor.gif

Fuck your fire

[John Travolta]

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11391261/Fashion_Bikini_Triangles.jpg

Discovery of penis trumps Pokemon fetish.

[Quadros]

Penis discovery goes too far (possibly NSFW) (http://www.yourprivates.com/blog/images/TheBulge.jpg)

[Dodger]

Not being able to lose virginity makes discovery of penis useless.

http://www.happycrumb.com/images/2005/10/biggest-loser-07-03.jpg

[green rubber bands]

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z163/intlproc/virgin_wideweb__430x2830.jpg

Discovery of chest wax makes the discovery of penis meaningful again.

[Quadros]

http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/thumb/4/4a/Wookies.jpg/250px-Wookies.jpg

Family disowns you.

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.axellweb.com/wp/images/friends.jpg

Your friends take you in and you can flip off the family.

[AidanC]

http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/anchor_beer.jpg

Someone says something stupid while being drunk.

[I eat shit for a living]

http://members.lycos.nl/rubenvandermeer/hpbimg/Donner%20Kebab.jpg

Kebab shuts up drunk person.

[Shadowpriest]

http://dan.doxdesk.com/file/Travel%20photos/Scotland/Edinburgh/Work:%20MUNCHIE%20LOCOS/Rotten-Kebab.jpg

The kebab is rotten.

[Chardon07]

Ill make a sandwitch out of that shit and make you look like a dick
http://whatscookingamerica.net/History/Sandwiches/Gyro.jpg

[StrikeTwelve]

http://www.astrographics.com/GalleryPrints/Display/GP2144.jpg

E. Coli kills "He who ate the diseased kebab"

[Far]

Try to keep the images in this thread 600 pixels wide and lower. If they are bigger then link them.

[green rubber bands]

link (http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb207/Perwston/drmarrio7.jpg)

Dr. Mario to the rescue!

[Shadowpriest]

http://img421.imageshack.us/img421/719/ssb138ga.jpg

Sheik totally owns Dr. Mario in SSBM

[Grim]

http://www.squareuniverse.net/downloads/wallpaper_winampskins/kh/kh-art007.jpeg
Cloud easily kills Sheik.

[EeK··]

People realize SSBM is for gays.

http://www.derekyu.com/avgpa/images/ssbm7.jpg

[Shadowpriest]

http://www.quicksavejunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/wii_preview_super_smash_bros_brawl.jpg

SSBB owns the fags that say SSBM is gay.

[Quadros]

http://brettduncan.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/geek.jpg

Unhealthy obsession with a childrens' video game causes nintendo fan boys to never get laid, ever.

[Cocktapus]

After cloning, nindendo fans don't need to get laid

http://pharyngula.org/images/star_wars-clone_army.jpg

[ne3]

Cloning is illegal in the UK.
http://www.royalsociety.org/downloaddoc.asp?id=281

Yea well, its a cloned sheep.

[green rubber bands]

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb56/docsam_bucket/1984.jpg

UK turns to Ingsoc, so cloning is now preferable to sex