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Mr Anorexia
09-01-2007, 9:53 PM
Link (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070901/ap_on_fe_st/mythical_chupacabra)

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/1193/capt314ee57a394c47a4accjl4.jpg

That is a picture of a picture of what they found. It had apparently drained the chickens of their blood and shit.

Do you think they finally found what seems to be El Chupacabra?

Rob
09-01-2007, 9:56 PM
It's a dog.

opn4bzns
09-01-2007, 9:59 PM
Looks like a really fat wolf.

Raxo
09-01-2007, 10:02 PM
It's funny how this woman is making money off of this.

IhaveRedHair
09-01-2007, 10:03 PM
It looks like a shaved dog, without its tail. But it doesn't look like any breed of dog I know of.

Mr Anorexia
09-01-2007, 10:05 PM
It's a dog.
So isn't your mother
It does look like a dog, but dogs don't suck blood, it devours shit.

Snake Face
09-01-2007, 10:07 PM
That's strange. While dog like it doesn't look like any dog I've ever seen. I think if it turns out to be the real Chupacabra then shit like Big Foot and Nessy would have to be real.

John Travolta
09-01-2007, 10:11 PM
It's a dog.

TireVengeance
09-01-2007, 10:19 PM
She killed her dog, shaved it, and lopped its tail off.

Arrest her.

clairebear47
09-01-2007, 10:29 PM
yeah it's some kind of freaky wierd dog

phd_55
09-01-2007, 11:02 PM
So isn't your mother
It does look like a dog, but dogs don't suck blood, it devours shit.

Oooooh, snap. But seriously, it's a dog.

See:

But what folks are calling a chupacabra is probably just a strange breed of dog, said veterinarian Travis Schaar of the Main Street Animal Hospital in nearby Victoria.

As for the bloodsucking, Schaar said that this particular canine may simply have a preference for blood, letting its prey bleed out and licking it up.

rcz
09-01-2007, 11:12 PM
so thats where my dog went....

TheHighwaySong
09-01-2007, 11:13 PM
Dios mio! El cu cuy!

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gizzalove
09-01-2007, 11:43 PM
I wonder how big it is. The picture isn't much help.

AidanC
09-02-2007, 12:04 AM
If the story is true, that'd pretty weird, although it does look just like a normal dog.

NVM
09-02-2007, 12:21 AM
A species of animal that we had no proof of just magically appeared one day for her chickens.

Dream_Catcher
09-02-2007, 12:53 AM
oh my god they killed Wiley Coyote :wail:

GSOM
09-02-2007, 1:03 AM
The one they found in Maine looks similar except its a different breed of shaved dog.
Yep Dog

Infammo
09-02-2007, 1:08 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bc/Chupacabras.JPG/200px-Chupacabras.JPG

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/1193/capt314ee57a394c47a4accjl4.jpg



I think they look fairly similar. But I can't make a full body comparison because the second one's holding that damn dog picture.

Mr Anorexia
09-02-2007, 1:10 AM
The one they found in Maine looks similar except its a different breed of shaved dog.
Yep Dog
What when did they find one in Maine?

mikhial66
09-02-2007, 1:30 AM
Mexicans have the shittiest legends. They have a dog. An 8 foot hairy man running around in the wild or a dinosaur swimming around a lake is a lot better than a damn dog

Clerlic
09-02-2007, 2:21 AM
So isn't your mother
It does look like a dog, but dogs don't suck blood, it devours shit.

It could be a rabid dog, or the bitch (the old lady) just lied.

Gorilla Tits
09-02-2007, 2:29 AM
Here are a few other pictures of it:

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070831/capt.01d66229e8754045b51c72ae6beea0cf.mythical_chu pacabra__txeg101.jpg?x=380&y=248&sig=MH9xrleSNh9Y_Qa7iVvd7w--

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070831/capt.12b3acc66df343e79914497685ac0abe.mythical_chu pacabra__txeg103.jpg?x=213&y=345&sig=PH8JbH5DtdiM.3FOZOePEQ--

And heres one in a den:

http://firstfriday.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/rosie.jpg

Ugly motherfucker, eh?

Mirrorman
09-02-2007, 2:39 AM
http://www.ghoststudy.com/para/pages/chupacabra.gif
This ones scary as hell.

Kenneh
09-02-2007, 2:40 AM
Doggy!

Kevosk
09-02-2007, 2:40 AM
I wonder how big it is. The picture isn't much help.

Well look at the grass around it. The thing is measly.

shadoshado
09-02-2007, 3:49 AM
probally just a crap version of a dog

TriSlash
09-02-2007, 5:46 AM
That's obviously a dog. How stupid are Mexicans?

Vehementus
09-02-2007, 5:53 AM
That's obviously a dog. How stupid are Mexicans?

It was found in Texas. By an American.

green rubber bands
09-02-2007, 8:19 AM
If a mythical Mexican creature can cross the boarder, then how can the U.S. government even hope of scuring it?

Tweek
09-02-2007, 8:25 AM
If a mythical Mexican creature can cross the boarder, then how can the U.S. government even hope of scuring it?

Who says its mythical? It would seem that it's not.
Who says its Mexican? It might be part of Mexican culture but it could have originated north of the border.

Also, your English sucks, holmes.

Assassin
09-02-2007, 9:03 AM
It's all explained. It doesn't exists. It's just some stupid urban legend.

Kenneh
09-02-2007, 9:05 AM
Pretty weird though.

Captain Insanity
09-02-2007, 9:30 AM
I'm pretty sure that thing won worlds ugliest dog.

Penis_Captivus
09-02-2007, 9:54 AM
I'm pretty sure that thing won worlds ugliest dog.

No this did!
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o18/savotage93/SamUgly.jpg
He's dead now.

TriSlash
09-02-2007, 10:19 AM
It was found in Texas. By an American.

Well that explains it

Rob
09-02-2007, 11:30 AM
It was found in Texas. By an American.

I thought the Chupacabra stole blood from goats, not jobs from hard-working Americans. :confused:

John Travolta
09-02-2007, 12:43 PM
I get it, you're making a joke about immigration right?

Commodity
09-02-2007, 1:36 PM
It's a dog. How stupid is that bitch?

Explicit
09-02-2007, 1:45 PM
yeah, that lady has probably never learned anything about the chupacabra, and her excuse for people who think its a dog is:

"I just think in my opinion a chupacabra is a dog"

just WOW....

Audioslave
09-02-2007, 2:13 PM
El Chupacabra sounds like one killer dance.

Laced Oysters
09-02-2007, 2:36 PM
That's strange. While dog like it doesn't look like any dog I've ever seen. I think if it turns out to be the real Chupacabra then shit like Big Foot and Nessy would have to be real.

...I don't see any connection whatsoever.

Snake Face
09-02-2007, 3:21 PM
The El Chup, Bigfoot, and Nessy are all legendary creatures. People have been seeing them for years and have brought "proof" but nothing has ever been confirmed. If this thing turns out to be the El Chup, which I doubt it actually is, then would things like the existence of Bigfoot and Nessy have to be reevaluated? I don't necessarily mean Bigfoot and Nessy would have to be real. I just mean we would need to taker a harder look at "evidence" that has come up in the last 100 years.

Kass
09-02-2007, 3:29 PM
It's a fucking chihuahua with mange.

Niki
09-02-2007, 3:52 PM
Attention whore. She obviously just wants her time in the spotlight.
God, I used to have nightmares about the Chupacabra. I still can't watch anything about it on TV without getting scared.

Mr Anorexia
09-02-2007, 3:59 PM
It's a fucking chihuahua with mange.
http://a689.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/34/l_980e812b3840a2e59f658470324cd4f8.jpg

azunder
09-02-2007, 4:06 PM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070831/capt.17339eb096a8424589e335935481e1fb.mythical_chu pacabra__txeg104.jpg?x=380&y=266&sig=4HTdRbagcA6uacOS.s7P0Q--

If that was the actual chuparoopa i'd shit myself, then laugh a bit. wheres it's smegging body?

GSOM
09-02-2007, 6:46 PM
http://fvza.org/prchupacabra3.html
They found that one in Maine like a year ago. I'm not so sure how it traveled to Maine from Mexico.
And don't be fooled by the stupidness of that website. Thats just where I first saw it. It was on all the major news sites.

Glurf
09-03-2007, 12:00 AM
I think they look fairly similar. But I can't make a full body comparison because the second one's holding that damn dog picture.


Jesus Infammo, you had me laughing on the ground for 5 minutes!
But if you look at the pictures that Gorilla Tits posted, its a fucking dog.

The Pirate
09-03-2007, 1:46 PM
I wonder if a dog found a way to breed with a bat. I'll give you guys a few hours to get that out of your head.

KillCodyDead
09-03-2007, 1:56 PM
Aww, I was just on my way to posting a picture of Sam, the World's Ugliest (Dead) Dog.

Someone got to it before me.

Assassin
09-03-2007, 1:58 PM
It's like the dumbest legend ever.
- "Hey guys my goat is dead and has its blood sucked"
* "WHAT? ITS PROBABLY DONE BY A CREATURE THAT SUCKS BLOOD"
- "LIKE A VAMPIRE"
* "YES, A VAMPIRE"
* "AND IT IS SOME KIND OF DOG"
- "AND IT HAS GLOWING EYES"
* "YES, NICE ONE"

Mirrorman
09-03-2007, 2:08 PM
http://fvza.org/prchupacabra3.html
They found that one in Maine like a year ago. I'm not so sure how it traveled to Maine from Mexico.
And don't be fooled by the stupidness of that website. Thats just where I first saw it. It was on all the major news sites.

Whoa, that looks all hairy and stuff, it's even a 'lil bit scary, compared to that rat-dog.

Infammo
09-03-2007, 3:38 PM
The chupacabra supposedly feeds on farm animals like sheep and goats. One of those little weed rat dogs couldn't kill a legless rabbit. Plus if the chupacabra was oblivious to humans enough for a family of them to wonder across a road and be killed, we probably would've seen more of them.

My guess is thats just a family of coyotes who's mother settled a little too close to a nuclear power plant.

Souldrinker
09-03-2007, 3:44 PM
The El Chup, Bigfoot, and Nessy are all legendary creatures. People have been seeing them for years and have brought "proof" but nothing has ever been confirmed. If this thing turns out to be the El Chup, which I doubt it actually is, then would things like the existence of Bigfoot and Nessy have to be reevaluated? I don't necessarily mean Bigfoot and Nessy would have to be real. I just mean we would need to taker a harder look at "evidence" that has come up in the last 100 years.

Correct. We need to start looking for Dogs in Scottish lakes and American mountain ranges.

Mazzar
09-07-2007, 6:25 AM
OMG OMG OMG
EL CHUPANEBRAHY! FORM FUTRAMA
LOL its a dog dude dont make a forum ova it

this-username-sucks
09-07-2007, 7:12 AM
i did a report on it in 7th grade. I dont think its real, i dont think it could have survived for this long if it wasnt legit.

Cristo
09-08-2007, 6:53 AM
It's a dog.

If you ever find a chupacabra it'll look like the ones posted before or like Dexter's Lab.

Oh and:

"If everyone has a fun time with it, we'll keep doing it," she said. "It's good for Cuero."

I think it's just a dog used for a little publicity stunt.

chili_doggin
09-08-2007, 7:21 AM
http://home.graffiti.net/nura0003:graffiti.net/untitled.jpg

There must be 2 chupacabras! omg!!! being the fact that I live in Texas, I hear so much crap about people killing chupacabras, I honestly think it's all bullshit.

I_Smell
09-08-2007, 8:46 AM
I saw this ages ago. They proved it was a dog somehow, I can't remember.
It's definately a dog though.

Stupidass Americans.

EDIT- I ws thinking of the one in Maine.

The1Qtip
09-08-2007, 10:05 PM
I grew up hearing about Chupacabra, but I always thought it was like 8 feet tall.

Tyler_Legrand
09-09-2007, 5:33 AM
I always thought it was a raping tentacle monster