ATTN PARODY THREADS

[Shagg]

you're pointless

[Desert]

they've got moxy

[Niki]

theyre really hardly ever funny

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especially when spelt wrong

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illiterate arses

[Shagg]

lol arse

[Niki]

the word arse is so cute its not even offensive

[Profane Methane]

ass=donkey
arse=butt

[Profane Methane]

you guys are idiots. who refers to their arse as a donkey?

[Kass]

"Arse", from Old English ærs[1] "tail, rump," from Proto-Germanic root arsoz (cf. Old Norse ars, Middle Dutch ærs), which meaning ass (see also: arsehole), and by extension the crease between the buttocks of any animal (see also:buttcrack), but especially the human bottom. There are many cognates such as German Arsch, Dutch aars (meaning anus), Scots airse, Swedish arsle or arsel bottom (from earlier ars-hål anus) and Norwegian and Icelandic rass (through metathesis). Greek orros "tail, rump, base of the spine," Hittite arrash, Old Irish err "tail" has been connected with it. Arse or ass, in this sense, has no etymological common root with the word "ass" when it refers to the donkey.

The word arse was not always impolite or informal.[citation needed] The Norman Conquest brought about linguistic change in English, affecting the prestige of many native Anglo-Saxon words which referred to private body parts.

[Niki]

ass = butt dumbass

[Profane Methane]

i'm tired of americans shitting all over the English language

[Niki]

um the language is called american ok

[Niki]

get it right

[Gilligan]

ITT Parody is pointless. rly? yes.

[Shimigami]

um the language is called american ok

'American' is not a new language unto itself, it's merely a dialect, if even that.

[asphysciated_emus]

Why can't the English teach their children how to speak?

[SODA]

'American' is not a new language unto itself, it's merely a dialect, if even that.

shut the fuck up frenchie.

[Niki]

'American' is not a new language unto itself, it's merely a dialect, if even that.

um no youre wrong we invented the language

[asphysciated_emus]

I hate the way American people speak. If we had kept the original pronunciations of words instead of being lazy and slurring them, it would be a helluva lot easier to speak a different language, like Japanese.

[McGruff]

your shit languages wouldnt be anywhere without american. we made your languages

[asphysciated_emus]

...in plantations through good old American slave labor

[Niki]

america made everything, we discovered all your shitty countries

[asphysciated_emus]

Country's only like 200 yrs old

[Niki]

um nobody reads your posts

[gizzalove]

I AM A COUNTRY

[Niki]

UR FAT ENOUGH TO BE ONE :roffle:

[asphysciated_emus]

I'll probably never be unnerded then :frown:

[gizzalove]

UR FAT ENOUGH TO BE ONE :roffle:

lol i know

[I_Smell]

WE WOULD BE NOWHERE WITHOUT
wf2hYRmcAPc
AMERICA!

[Niki]

a true american hero :salute:

[I_Smell]

who walks around wearing a bullet-proof vest with nothing under it :patriot:

[Raxo]

one bad motherfucker

[Shmuh]

yeah shagg shut the FGUCK UP UYOU UNFUNNY FUCK

[DoctorButt]

anyone who says america didn't invent american is a commie

[Shimigami]

shut the fuck up frenchie.

Wrong, I'm Australian :facts:

Niki, America didn't invent American. It developed from the languages spoken by the people who migrated back in ye olden days, as Modern English developed from a language more closely related to Modern German.

You should study the history of languages before you start throwing around arrogant arguments like that.

[Niki]

UM NO YOURE FUCKING WRONG AMERICA INVENTED AMERICAN AND FUCKING ENGLAND BASTARDIZED IT

[Niki]

god I majored in fucking american ok so shut up

[DoctorButt]

fuck you

[DieHard]

god I majored in fucking american ok so shut up

I thought you majored in circlejerking :confused:

[gizzalove]

niki majored in many things

[afroman9898]

Take that Australian bastard.


America!!! Fuck Yea!

[Niki]

i also studied 'shut the fuck up diehard'

[DieHard]

Take that Australian bastard.


America!!! Fuck Yea!

As a person who is friend to a person that has a brother who's friends mother's sister is australian, I take offense to that. YOU FUCKING JERK I HOPE YOU GO CHOKE ON A DICK FUCKING WHY DO ALL OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS HAVES TO BE SUCH ASSHOLES ALL THE TIME

[Raxo]

Die hard majored in being faggot bitch

[DieHard]

i also studied 'shut the fuck up diehard'

whoa calm down on the circle jerking there niki

[Shagg]

YEAH!

[DieHard]

Die hard majored in being faggot bitch

you majored in being Rated G

[Niki]

whoa calm down on the being a faggot there tyler

[afroman9898]

Yea I hear you. I got some Chinese food from this Chinese guy and now whenever people say chink I die a little inside.

[DieHard]

whoa calm down on the being a faggot there tyler

whoa calm down there on the name calling niki

[Shagg]

wOAH HER NAMES NIKI!?!?!

[Niki]

OH FUCK NOW EVERYONE KNOWS MY NAME

[DieHard]

Die hard majored in being faggot bitch

YOU JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHEN TO LET IT GO ;__;

[Desssert]

they've got moxy

so true...so true

[Jackoff Shitler]

faggmuffin