I hate calendars

[Kass]

Whenever I get one I never use it and it never shows the proper date because I don't flip the page until 3 months have passed and then when the year is up I don't know what to do with it because I got it as a fucking present or some shit and it has pretty art in it so i don't want to throw it away, but there's not much else I can do with it unless i just want to let it sit there and gather dust along with all the other calendars as the years pass and it gets really depressing seeing all those years pile up and you start to wonder where the hell your life went during all those years and how they passed by you so quickly

[Desert]

same

[abbey]

i have a cat calendar which i love

[Niki]

i have a calendar that has unicorns on it abbey

[Niki]

dead serious

[Alcoholic]

tt;dr

[abbey]

i have a calendar that has unicorns on it abbey
i have an airbrushed unicorn painting on the other wall, i'm okay

[Niki]

wow thats kinda gay

[abbey]

wow thats kinda gay
excuse me

[Kass]

I'm gay

[Kass]

THIS IS MY COMING OUT THREAD GUYS DONT FUCK IT UP

btw, what ever happened to loonyboy?

[Mr Anorexia]

he died :(

[Gilligan]

I have a Hooter's Calender my sister got me for my apartment. I don't use it.

[Gilligan]

I'm gay
lol ur gay.

[abbey]

lol ur gay.
you're the one with a hooters calendar you don't use. like wtf

[Kass]

he died :(

but he stabbed a pedophile in the gut! he was awesome!

[McGruff]

showin off

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll67/desertdarla/NunsHavingFun2008.jpg
bitches

[Mr Anorexia]

i wouldn't use it, owls are fucking creepy

[Gilligan]

you're the one with a hooters calendar you don't use. like wtf
Owls aren't cuddly at all.

[Kass]

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll67/desertdarla/NunsHavingFun2008.jpg

I threw up in my mouth a little

[Ercoledi]

i'll take number 2

[Trashcat]

that leaves me with 1 3 and 4 sweet

[hoopymo]

I LOVE YOU

[asphysciated_emus]

I always wind up throwing out calendars because I get sick of staring at the same picture for a month. Also I never use my planner calendar because I'm using it to save time, and it always takes up time to write down everything right away, and if I don't do it just then I'll never do it.

[hoopymo]

Yay, cuntface is nerded.

[asphysciated_emus]

Where have you been?

[gizzalove]

I have a stuff on my cats DAY CALENDER

[BmphP]

0.0

[SlothMan]

I FUCKING HATE

ALARM CLOCKS

AND

AND

DESKS

FUCK

[SlothMan]

i saw an awesome diablo III callender in a shop the other day and i was like ya how much and shes all firteen dorrar so im like k wicked gimme then she goes oh no sorry it 25 dorrar so i was all say whaaat bitch you trippin

[LagFish]

i have a zac efron calendar

[LagFish]

it matches my zac efron coffee mug

[LagFish]

and zac efron boxers

[LagFish]

and zac efron singlet

[LagFish]

and zac efron juice glass

[LagFish]

and my zac efron pillow

[LagFish]

and my zac efron t-shirt

[SlothMan]

i have a picture of zac efron on the bottom of my toilet bowl

[SlothMan]

when i'm taking a shit i throw my voice so it sounds like he's saying "oh slothman i'm such a little faggot, please shit on my face"

[LagFish]

me too

[LagFish]

and i pretend im you

[Pachycephelosaurus]

I fucking love calendars!
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http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/7658/739776-calendarman_super.jpg

[SlothMan]

CALLENDER MANNN

[bunglejunny]

i have a "nuns having fun" calender :smug:

[Laurence]

when i'm taking a shit i throw my voice so it sounds like he's saying "oh slothman i'm such a little faggot, please shit on my face"

lol

[Oofie]

i have a pope calendar :):)

[Plum]

OOPS! There's Baphomet again!

[Kass]

this thread is really depressing to read over a year later.

[Kass]

especially when I think about how I haven't had sex since I posted it

[BmphP]

thats why i bumped it.

[SlothMan]

when you don't have sex for ages, it's like becoming a virgin again for the first few times you get back on the wagon

[SlothMan]

they call your mother the wagon in my hood

[Plum]

I'll hump this thread

[Dippy]

they call your mother the wagon in my hood
they call your dick the wagon on my street

[SlothMan]

you misheard

they call it the dragon

[Kass]

and zac efron juice glass

WHERE CAN I GET ONE OF THESE?

[Dippy]

you misheard

they call it the dragon
the faggin dragon

[Plum]

you misheard

they call it the dragon
you misheard

they call it the drug-on

[LagFish]

WHERE CAN I GET ONE OF THESE?

Grocery store