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bizzle
10-03-2008, 9:42 AM
Roland

Profane Methane
10-03-2008, 9:44 AM
http://www.musiciansbuy.com/mmMBCOM/images/roland_kc350.jpg

Mobius
10-03-2008, 9:49 AM
yeah

SODA
10-03-2008, 9:50 AM
A thread about bizzle being a skank :aaa:

Alcoholic
10-03-2008, 9:51 AM
people like that have keyboards, i hear

Profane Methane
10-03-2008, 9:53 AM
i hooked up with roland to btw

Pelican Man
10-03-2008, 10:09 AM
i know a roland omfg

bizzle
10-03-2008, 10:14 AM
hey soad, i dont know if you realize this being probably a virgin and all but having sex does not necessarily make you a skank.

opn4bzns
10-03-2008, 10:23 AM
My best friend's a butcher, he has sixteen knives
He carries them all over the town at least he tries,
Oh look it stopped snowing
My best friend's from Poland and, um, he has a beard.
But they caught him with his case in that public place
That is what we had feared

He severed segments secretly you like that
He always took the time to speak with me
I liked him for that.
He severed segments so secretly you like that
He always took the time, he always took the time

My best friend's a butcher, he has sixteen knives
He carries them all over the town at least he tries,
Oh look it stopped snowing
My best friend's from Poland and, um, he has a beard.
But they caught him with his case in that public place
That is what we had feared

He severed segments secretly you like that
He always took the time to speak with me,
I liked him for that
He severed segments so secretly you like that.
He was growing on me.
He was growing on me.

SODA
10-03-2008, 10:31 AM
hey soad, i dont know if you realize this being probably a virgin and all but having sex does not necessarily make you a skank.

w/eva skank

Mr Anorexia
10-03-2008, 10:32 AM
hey soad, i dont know if you realize this being probably a virgin and all but having sex does not necessarily make you a skank.
ummmmmmmm ya it does!!!!!!

bizzle
10-03-2008, 10:35 AM
nononononononononon

Oofie
10-03-2008, 10:36 AM
my name is roland!!!

Mr Anorexia
10-03-2008, 10:40 AM
i have an "uncle" roland he wasn't really my uncle but my parents made me call him uncle roland and he had just gotten out of jail when he showed up at my house when my aunt and cousins were over and he gave us those little styrofoam airplanes and i got stuck with the hotdog shaped one and i was upset then everyone was like "i want that one" and i was like "no hahahahaha" and then i threw it and it was the most beautiful sight i have ever seen.

horni-horse16
10-03-2008, 10:42 AM
man i could really go for a hot dog now

Mr Anorexia
10-03-2008, 10:45 AM
people like that have keyboards, i hear
He's majoring in piano interpretation

Pachycephelosaurus
10-03-2008, 10:48 AM
http://uniquefrequency.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/darktower1.jpg
Fuck yeah you did.

bizzle
10-03-2008, 10:53 AM
He's majoring in piano interpretation

OMG HOWD U NO DAT?

Android
10-03-2008, 11:08 AM
what does bricked mean?

bizzle
10-03-2008, 11:11 AM
i have no clue. ask mr a

horni-horse16
10-03-2008, 11:13 AM
brick-in-vag

miimii
10-03-2008, 11:14 AM
stfu

bizzle
10-03-2008, 11:15 AM
no never suggest that again

Mr Anorexia
10-03-2008, 11:17 AM
when you poop on your partner after receiving anal sex

Pelican Man
10-03-2008, 11:18 AM
lul pwn

bizzle
10-03-2008, 11:18 AM
WARNING THIS THREAD NOW CONTAINS SEXUALLY EXPLICIT CONTENT

Android
10-03-2008, 11:21 AM
Urban dictionary says To render your computer useless, as useless as a brick through tampering.


To ejaculate; The act of releasing semen from the male penis.


To remove your pets genitals (usally male) by putting its balls between two bricks and slamming them together.

I was really hoping it was the last one.

junglebunny
10-03-2008, 12:15 PM
wtf is bricked

junglebunny
10-03-2008, 12:16 PM
oh hey i dont read threads

junglebunny
10-03-2008, 12:16 PM
POOP IS GAY

Pencil
10-03-2008, 1:14 PM
Rolan is actually a quite cool name

Pencil
10-03-2008, 1:15 PM
sounds all mysterious and shit

Lag
10-03-2008, 3:37 PM
i have an uncle igor

also bricked, wtf?

abbey
10-03-2008, 3:48 PM
bricked is an onomatopoeia :facts:

Mr Anorexia
10-03-2008, 3:49 PM
bricked is an onomatopoeia :facts:
לעזאזל אתה

OoooF4LiFe
10-03-2008, 3:51 PM
my house is made of bricks.

:wail:

Mr Anorexia
10-03-2008, 3:52 PM
אני חרא על הפה שלך

Britney Spears
10-03-2008, 4:32 PM
http://uniquefrequency.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/darktower1.jpg
Fuck yeah you did.

YEAH!

Tempest
10-03-2008, 4:41 PM
me and cbizzle are gonna fuck

veveze
10-03-2008, 8:24 PM
boo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXwqsUcMnAA

Intestiny Destiny
10-03-2008, 8:26 PM
well at least it wasnt someone named

asphysciated_emus
10-03-2008, 11:28 PM
Roland to the childe tower came