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james99144
10-19-2008, 12:18 PM
Rockstar-Nickleback
She Fucking hates me-Puddle of mudd
Supermans Dead-Our lady peace
The Day that never Comes-Mettalica
I hate everything about you-Three Days Grace
Fuck,Share yours!
Haggis McSpud
10-19-2008, 12:28 PM
Oh wow! I like music too!
In before dump.
TheHighwaySong
10-19-2008, 12:31 PM
Fuck, this is some angry music dude! :rock:
marilka
10-19-2008, 12:38 PM
man, that's too much anger right there. So maybe, just maybe you should consider clearing your aura, opening up your chakras or whatever and... listening to some Chajkovsky
Prawnatron
10-19-2008, 12:40 PM
k
veveze
10-19-2008, 12:40 PM
I think we should pack you up and send you off to anger management while we cleanse your house of negative energy and violent music by having a massive danceparty without you.
james99144
10-19-2008, 12:51 PM
lol :bag: :bangkill:
ilovebrownies
10-19-2008, 12:56 PM
hay james991289498218949812894 do you like hatebreed?
james99144
10-19-2008, 1:05 PM
who the fuck is that?
Haggis McSpud
10-19-2008, 1:10 PM
I wish I was as hardcore as you, James99144 :hmm:
ilovebrownies
10-19-2008, 1:13 PM
who the fuck is that?
only the most angry hateful band there is :rock:
i rly liek miley cyrus album breakout. allt he songs on it r so fun and she roxx!!!
Jesterhead
10-19-2008, 1:48 PM
Anger makes me scared :wail:
Maybe you shouldn't affect others with your anger because that'll make us angry too! :argh: Then we'll have an angry forum and that would suck! :mad:
Four of the worst songs and artists of all time. You're a redneck faggot, OP.
http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=9184423
this kid is like 10
Android
10-19-2008, 2:37 PM
So you guys are in the same grade Shmuh?
And great thread man! I like it so much it's getting stickied.
Arielcz
10-19-2008, 3:20 PM
Rockstar-Nickleback
She Fucking hates me-Puddle of mudd
Supermans Dead-Our lady peace
The Day that never Comes-Mettalica
I hate everything about you-Three Days Grace
Fuck,Share yours!
Wooo, mettalica rules!
ilovebrownies
10-19-2008, 3:47 PM
Wooo, mettalica rules!
Fuck, Share yours!! :rock:
http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=9184423
this kid is like 10
Do you think he could fit more useless stuff on one page?
Also where does Nickleback fit into that music?
Antisaint
10-19-2008, 4:26 PM
u shuld listen to some m&m bro, hes so fuckin angry an shit its awsom
I sure wish I could be that hardcore. :hmm:
Also abbey omg me too!!!
Ziggy St. Valentine
10-19-2008, 6:08 PM
Do you think he could fit more useless stuff on one page?
Also where does Nickleback fit into that music?
Where does Nickleback fit into music at all?
Ercoledi
10-20-2008, 1:49 AM
Fuck, swearing is so fucking hardcore.
Prawnatron
10-20-2008, 1:26 PM
Stop taking the piss, he has a good selection there.
Ercoledi
10-20-2008, 5:44 PM
He never indicated whether he liked this music or not, so this thread really confuses me. He tells us to 'share ours', but what does he mean? Should we share music we've created? I think not, because he obviously didn't create anything on his list (I assume). Did he want us to post our favourite music? I don't see any indication of that. Did he want us to post our least favourite music? I don't see any indication of that, either.
I can thusly conclude that this thread is horrible.
Jesterhead
10-21-2008, 8:37 AM
He never indicated whether he liked this music or not, so this thread really confuses me. He tells us to 'share ours', but what does he mean? Should we share music we've created? I think not, because he obviously didn't create anything on his list (I assume). Did he want us to post our favourite music? I don't see any indication of that. Did he want us to post our least favourite music? I don't see any indication of that, either.
I can thusly conclude that this thread is horrible.
Don't be such a douche...! :mad: He's new here and his first thread. Don't be such a disrespectful dick! You were also a complete newb one time.
Ercoledi
10-21-2008, 8:42 AM
Some of us choose to take that more literally more than others.
I will, however, acknowledge that he is a new member, so I'll go along. But just this time. Here is some music:
The James Bond Theme - Monty Norman
Dance of the Knights - Sergei Prokofiev
She Bangs - Ricky Martin
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper
We Are the World - Michael Jackson and Friends
The Ketchup Song - Las Ketchup
I Am Making Fun of You - original composition
Jesterhead
10-21-2008, 8:51 AM
Your songs don't match the theme of the thread. You know, he posted really angry songs. Or are you trying to balance the thread by posting happy songs? :scratch:
Prawnatron
10-21-2008, 1:37 PM
He's new here and his first thread.
He's made about 12 shit threads.
Jesterhead
10-21-2008, 1:53 PM
He's made about 12 shit threads.
Well atleast this one isn't shitty... So why should I believe you? :think:
Haggis McSpud
10-21-2008, 1:56 PM
Helena - My Chemical Romance
Die Romantic - Aiden
The Story of My Life - Social Distortion
Institutionalized - Suicidal Tendencies
I'm changing the mood of this thread by posting teenage angst-type songs! :yes:
Satisfaction - Benni Benassi
Oh Wicked Fortuna - Q-Ic
Arise - Hillbilly Fever
Part Of The Hard - D-Block & S-te-Fan
I'm changing the mood of this thread by posting hardstyle techno songs!
:dance:
lafuriaroja
10-21-2008, 2:21 PM
The Hardest Thing - 98 degreees
I want it that way - Backstreeet Boys
SOS - Jonas Brothers
Tearin' Up My Heart - N Sync
I'm changing the mood of this thread by posting boy band songs
:lol:
Ziggy St. Valentine
10-21-2008, 5:31 PM
Motley Crue - Girls Girls Girls
Poison - Talk Dirty To Me
Kiss - I Was Made For Loving You
I'm changing the mood of this thread by posting horny glam-rock songs!
FUCK! SHARE YOURS!
asphysciated_emus
10-21-2008, 5:38 PM
David Bowie- Space Oddity
Eric Clapton- Badge
Led Zepplin- Stairway to Heaven
I am changing the theme of this thread because I want to
asphysciated_emus
10-21-2008, 5:41 PM
Fuck, share yours1
Ziggy St. Valentine
10-21-2008, 5:42 PM
FUCK, SHARE YOURS! FUCK!
Pelican Man
10-21-2008, 6:24 PM
Well atleast this one isn't shitty... So why should I believe you? :think:
I think you've mistaken this thread for possibly any other thread on these forums, even in the Thread Dump. This thread is the biggest piece of shit (well, except maybe that one dude and his shitty emo lyrics) to ever hit the Music forum.
Ziggy St. Valentine
10-21-2008, 6:26 PM
That emo lyric thread was beautiful.
Bayview05
10-21-2008, 6:30 PM
I'm going with Ziggy's theme because I like to post horny glam rock songs!
Def Leppard- Pour Some Sugar On Me
Warrant- She's My Cherry Pie
Quiet Riot- Cum On Feel The Noize
and
http://z.hubpages.com/u/229556_f520.jpg
Pelican Man
10-21-2008, 7:05 PM
Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha
Tupac - I Ain't Mad at Cha
Chelo - Cha Cha
DJ Casper - Cha Cha Slide
MC Lyte - Cha, Cha, Cha
Grupo Kual - Rumba Cha Cha Cha
Everybody Cha Cha!
Guilherme
10-21-2008, 8:08 PM
vengaboys - boom boom boom :rock: :rock: :rock:
:thenewcare:
TheHighwaySong
10-21-2008, 8:39 PM
Anybody in the mood for horny pedophilia glam rock songs? I love me some fucking Winger. She's only seeeeeventeeeeen
http://image.wetpaint.com/image/1/tcc9D4yXLWQAHDTMzbtnJw91021/GW580H400
Profane Methane
10-22-2008, 1:08 AM
Everything by bear force 1 is awesome http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A1639/163963/300_163963.jpg
Jesterhead
10-22-2008, 9:25 AM
I think you've mistaken this thread for possibly any other thread on these forums, even in the Thread Dump. This thread is the biggest piece of shit (well, except maybe that one dude and his shitty emo lyrics) to ever hit the Music forum.
So I quess it wasn't clear that it was sarcasm?
I mean, how can you possible think this thread is awesome. There's nothing in it. at all.... :indiff:
Android
10-22-2008, 9:31 AM
This thread IS awesome, and if you keep ruining it with your inane banter I will ban you.
Ercoledi
10-22-2008, 9:36 AM
Since Bear Force One has been mentioned, I know have no choice but to officially approve of this thread.
Antisaint
10-22-2008, 11:08 AM
Los Del Rio - La Macarena
Eiffel 65 - Blue (da ba dee)
Crush - Jellyhead
OMC - How Bizarre
Awesome 90's one hit wonders ITT.
Pelican Man
10-22-2008, 1:43 PM
So I quess it wasn't clear that it was sarcasm?
I mean, how can you possible think this thread is awesome. There's nothing in it. at all.... :indiff:
How many times do you morons have to be reminded that this is THE INTERNET. We can't hear your tone of voice, thus sarcasm isn't apparent. Though, it may have been if you were an important enough user for me to know your sense of humour/give a shit.
DoctorButt
10-22-2008, 2:24 PM
I bet OP loves South Park and Family Guy.
TheHighwaySong
10-22-2008, 2:26 PM
I bet OP loves South Park and Family Guy.
The greatest shows ever written? Uh, hell yeah so do I! :rock:
How many times do you morons have to be reminded that this is THE ITNERNET. We can't hear your tone of voice, thus sarcasm isn't apparent. Though, it may have been if you were an important enough user for me to know your sense of humour/give a shit.
Yeah guys, it's the itnernet!
How many times do you morons have to be reminded that this is THE ITNERNET. We can't hear your tone of voice, thus sarcasm isn't apparent. Though, it may have been if you were an important enough user for me to know your sense of humour/give a shit.
Yeah, don't worry. I get your point. The post clearly had a possiblity of not containing sarcasm.
DoctorButt
10-22-2008, 3:55 PM
Really?
Ziggy St. Valentine
10-22-2008, 5:14 PM
Cannibal Corpse: Post Mortal Ejaculation
Cannibal Corpse: I Cum Blood
Carcass: Genital Grinder
Carcass: Crepitating Bowel Erosion
DEATH METAL SONGS WITH WEIRD TITLES ITT!
TheHighwaySong
10-22-2008, 7:42 PM
Lividity - Snack Size Tits
Cliteater - Ejaculation Feast on a Baked Fetus
Cock and Ball Torture - When Girls Learn To Piss on Command
Brujeria - Molestando Niños Muertos (Raping Dead Child Corpses)
Machetazo - Te Va A Quedar El Culo Como La Bandera De Japón (Your Asshole Will Look Like The Japanese Flag)
PersiaScarecrow
10-22-2008, 7:56 PM
To the OP: the songs and bands you listed are all dreadful.
MAH MUSIC:
Silverchair - "Pop Song for us Rejects"
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - "Loverman"
Killing Joke - "Blue Feather"
Dead Can Dance - "Song of the Dispossessed"
Tupac - "California Love"
This list is comprised of pure awesome.
Pelican Man
10-23-2008, 12:52 AM
Yeah guys, it's the itnernet!
Wow you're retarded.
Wow you're retarded.
Okay go back an edit it now then
Laurence
10-23-2008, 5:19 AM
The Vivian Girls Are Visited In the Night By Saint Dargarius and His Squadron of Benevolent Butterflies - Sufjan Stevens
This Is How You Spell "HAHAHA, We Destroyed the Hopes and Dreams of a Generation of Faux-Romantics" - Los Campesinos!
The Island / Come And See / The Landlord's Daughter / You'll Not Feel The Drowning - The Decemberists
Bruce Wayne Campbell Interviewed On The Roof Of The Chelsea Hotel, 1979 - Okkervil River
SONGS WITH ARBITRARILY LONG TITLES!
Pelican Man
10-23-2008, 4:52 PM
Okay go back an edit it now then
I think it's pretty obvious I did. I meant you're a retard for pointing it out.
Bayview05
10-23-2008, 4:57 PM
SONGS WITH ARBITRARILY LONG TITLES!
Try "Chapter of Obeisance Before Giving Breath to the Inert One in the Presence of the Crescent Shaped Horns" by Nile or "The Legend of the Last of the Outlaw Truckers AKA the Ballad Of Sherriff Shorty" by The Dandy Warhols.
Wonder why they call You Bitch - 2pac
A Bitch is a Bitch - Ice Cube
The Bitch in yoo - Common
One Less Bitch - NWA
Life's A Bitch - Nas ft. AZ
Songs with bitch in the title!
Ziggy St. Valentine
10-23-2008, 11:28 PM
Ain't my Bitch - Metallica
Love is a Bitchslap - Sebastian Bach
You might wanna try and listen to some Led Zepp.
Wonder why they call You Bitch - 2pac
A Bitch is a Bitch - Ice Cube
The Bitch in yoo - Common
One Less Bitch - NWA
Life's A Bitch - Nas ft. AZ
Songs with bitch in the title!
Ain't my Bitch - Metallica
Love is a Bitchslap - Sebastian Bach
Smack My Bitch Up - Prodigy
Mr. Wink
10-24-2008, 6:40 AM
The bitch song - bowling for soup
Ercoledi
10-24-2008, 9:31 AM
Bitch - Lil' Jon
Bitches Ain't Shit - Lil' Jon
Just A Bitch - Lil' Jon
Move Bitch - Lil' Jon
Bitches - Mindless Self Indulgence
I think it's pretty obvious I did. I meant you're a retard for pointing it out.
We'll you're a retard for being a butt. :mad:
I just thought it was funny cause it was in all caps and spelled wrong and it looked silly :frown:
Papyrus Containing the Spell to Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks from He Who Is in the Water- Nile
Chapter of Obeisance Before Giving Breath to the Inert One in the Presence of the Crescent Shaped Horns-Nile
You Can Make Me Dance, Sing Or Anything (Even Take The Dog For A Walk, Mend A Fuse, Fold Away The Ironing Board Or Any Other Domestic Shortcomings)- Pink Floyd
I am changing this to really long song titles
Bayview05
10-24-2008, 6:02 PM
I already said that Nile song, dickweed. :argh:
Ain't That A Bitch - Aerosmith
She's A Bitch - Missy Elliot
Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry
Android
10-24-2008, 11:06 PM
We'll you're a retard for being a butt. :mad:
I just thought it was funny cause it was in all caps and spelled wrong and it looked silly :frown:
Can you two knock it off? I already banned you for a week the last time the two of you decided to derail a thread with your bullshit. Shall we make it two this time?
reposter
10-25-2008, 3:04 AM
Bitches Ain't Shit - Lil' Jon
Actually, that's a Dr.Dre song.
El Travo
10-25-2008, 1:52 PM
Bitchslap - Slipknot
Bitch - Dope
Those are the only bitch songs I know that aren't taken.
rottingjebus
10-25-2008, 7:31 PM
I'll play along
Korn - Bitch, We Got a Problem!
Also,
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u135/pvarey88/cover-manowar-anthology.jpg
Keeping it a URL cause it's massive
No band manlier than Manowar!
Let's change to one word title songs
Go - Common
Hurt - Johnny Cash
Dance - Nas
Porcelain - Tonedeff
Coochie - Louis Logic
Idioteque - Radiohead
Pelican Man
10-25-2008, 9:21 PM
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious - Mary Poppins.
tunacake
10-25-2008, 9:39 PM
http://th151.photobucket.com/albums/s129/Moonshadow_xXx/Funny%20Icons/th_z10459847.jpg
I looked at this for a minute and was like hey this isn't funny at all but then was like Oooooh the whole purpose of the sign is a warning about the sign which you wouldn't need if the sign wasn't there so it's funny and shit ahahahahahhahahaaha.
I'm totally making his site my homepage.
Ercoledi
10-25-2008, 10:21 PM
The small text at the bottom actually says "also, the bridge is out ahead" or something to that effect, thus adding to the utter hilarity of it all.
Now it will be shitty show tunes
Anything Goes
Bye Bye Birdie
Sixteen Going on Seventeen
Bayview05
10-25-2008, 11:57 PM
No. It won't be shitty show tunes.
Songs with people's names:
Bob - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Michael - Franz Ferdinand
Jennifer Ever- Smashing Pumpkins
Mary Jane's Last Dance - Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers
Ballad of John and Yoko - The Beatles
Angie - Rolling Stones
Gettothevan
10-26-2008, 12:00 AM
No. It won't be shitty show tunes.
Songs with people's names:
Bob - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Michael - Franz Ferdinand
Jennifer Ever- Smashing Pumpkins
Mary Jane's Last Dance - Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers
Ballad of John and Yoko - The Beatles
Angie - Rolling Stones
Why does everyone hate B33?
Also why is everyone posting random types of songs
Pelican Man
10-26-2008, 12:06 AM
No. It won't be shitty show tunes.
Songs with people's names:
Bob - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Michael - Franz Ferdinand
Jennifer Ever- Smashing Pumpkins
Mary Jane's Last Dance - Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers
Ballad of John and Yoko - The Beatles
Angie - Rolling Stones
Jenny Was a Friend of Mine - The Killers
Ballad of Chaisey Lane - Bloodhound Gang
Why does everyone hate B33?
Also why is everyone posting random types of songs
Because he's one of the worst posters we've ever had.
And because that's what the thread is about. Random songs.
Scrotemeal
10-26-2008, 12:08 AM
Eddie's Gun and Jackie Big Tits by the Kooks.
Ercoledi
10-26-2008, 12:16 AM
Stacey's Mom - Fountains of Wayne
El Travo
10-26-2008, 12:52 AM
Rasputin - Turisas
Viking metal!
draterami
10-26-2008, 1:30 AM
SONGS WITH ARBITRARILY LONG TITLES!
Just going back a bit. Try and beat this for a arbitrarily long song title:
The Dark Liege of Chaos is Unleashed At the Ensorcelled Shrine of A'Zura Kai (The Splendour of a Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire: Part II) - Bal-Sagoth
Prawnatron
10-26-2008, 2:24 AM
Rasputin - Turisas
Viking metal!
Hell yes, I think we should change it to folk metal remixes of Boney M songs.
I'll go first, erm.
Ezekiel
10-26-2008, 3:02 PM
Anyone else like Johnny Cash? I have been listening to his music alot lately. His voice is so different than anyone i have ever heard. His guitar sounds so simple, his lyrics are easy. But his music is so moving.
tunacake
10-26-2008, 4:12 PM
Anyone else like Johnny Cash? I have been listening to his music alot lately. His voice is so different than anyone i have ever heard. His guitar sounds so simple, his lyrics are easy. But his music is so moving.
:indiff:
Ercoledi
10-27-2008, 1:27 AM
Is he like a Johnny Thrash (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=151280257) cover artist? :confused:
Laurence
10-27-2008, 1:38 AM
Just going back a bit. Try and beat this for a arbitrarily long song title:
The Dark Liege of Chaos is Unleashed At the Ensorcelled Shrine of A'Zura Kai (The Splendour of a Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire: Part II) - Bal-Sagoth
lolz wut about fall out boy's songs? they r so funni and long 2!!!1!1oneoneone
Yeah that's pretty good.
I'll see your song title, and raise you this:
I will not deny, though my memory is uncertain and indistinct, that this witness of yours may have seen us together as he says, on the Gainesville pike walking towards Big Cyprus Swamp, at half past eleven on that awful night. That we bore electric lanterns, spades, and a curious coil of wire with attached instruments, I will even affirm. For these things all played a part in the single hideous scene which remains burned into my shaken recollection. But of what followed, and of the reason I was found alone and dazed on the edge of the swamp next morning, I must insist that I know nothing save what I have told you over and over again - Matmos
Maelstrom
10-27-2008, 10:17 AM
Angsty and shitty one-word titles!
Mama - My Chemical Romance
Dead! - My Chemical Romance
Cancer - My Chemical Romance
Sleep - My Chemical Romance
Helena - My Chemical Romance
Just a slight pattern, eh?
TheHighwaySong
10-27-2008, 10:28 AM
Most KMFDM song titles are one word and they aren't shit. :mad:
Haggis McSpud
10-27-2008, 10:28 AM
Angsty and shitty one-word titles!
Mama - My Chemical Romance
Dead! - My Chemical Romance
Cancer - My Chemical Romance
Sleep - My Chemical Romance
Helena - My Chemical Romance
Just a slight pattern, eh?
Helena and Sleep aren't angsty titles. They may be angsty songs but it doesn't show on the title.
Pelican Man
10-27-2008, 10:32 AM
Angsty and shitty Explosm users!
Maelstrom
Angsty and shitty one-word titles!
Mama - My Chemical Romance
Dead! - My Chemical Romance
Cancer - My Chemical Romance
Sleep - My Chemical Romance
Helena - My Chemical Romance
Just a slight pattern, eh?
Those are only angsty because you know the song lyrics and/or band.
abbey
10-27-2008, 11:33 AM
They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back from the Dead!! Ahhhh! - Sufjan Stevens
Haggis McSpud
10-27-2008, 11:48 AM
Bobby "Boris" Pickett - "The Monster Mash"
Michael Jackson - "Thriller"
White Zombie - "I'm Your Boogieman"
Ray Parker Jr - "Ghostbusters"
Appropriate festive songs!
The Killers - "Show You How"
P.O.D. - "Boom"
Papa Roach - "Never Enough"
Sum 41 - "Still Waiting"
Song title that sound funny if they were about sex.
Maelstrom
10-27-2008, 12:14 PM
Those are only angsty because you know the song lyrics and/or band.
*headdesk*
Right.
I had an emo phase back when Parade came out. Thank God I was cured of that brain disease.
Haggis McSpud
10-27-2008, 12:16 PM
The Killers - "Show You How"
P.O.D. - "Boom"
Papa Roach - "Never Enough"
Sum 41 - "Still Waiting"
Song title that sound funny if they were about sex.
Add in "I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts" to this!
Quadros
10-27-2008, 12:26 PM
Add in "I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts" to this!
No.
Haggis McSpud
10-27-2008, 12:27 PM
Hush, I wasn't talking to you.
Add in "I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts" to this!
You mean, like, literally?
Haggis McSpud
10-27-2008, 4:12 PM
Neh, just leave it.
Bayview05
10-27-2008, 4:31 PM
Going with the sexual innuendo theme:
Head First - The Babys
Come Together - The Beatles
Stretch You Out - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Boom! - System Of A Down
Four Sticks - Led Zeppelin
In My Bush - Musique
The Stranger - Billy Joel
Feelin' Satisfied - Boston
329don
10-27-2008, 4:46 PM
Keepin on with sexual types
The Wizard- Black Sabbath
We Don't Need You- The Casualties
Holy Diver- Dio
Just let me Breathe- Dream Theater
Violate- Iced Earth
The Human Stain- Kamelot
Ziggy St. Valentine
10-27-2008, 4:50 PM
More like sexual inYOURend-oh, amirite?
Cannibal Corpse - I Cum Blood
Pelican Man
10-27-2008, 8:57 PM
*headdesk*
Right.
I had an emo phase back when Parade came out. Thank God I was cured of that brain disease.
I never had an emo phase or brain disease and I've always liked MCR :indiff:
Ziggy St. Valentine
10-27-2008, 11:16 PM
Yeah but you're gay, Peli.
Laurence
10-28-2008, 6:17 AM
Un Dernier Verre (Pour La Route) - Beirut
Une Annee Sans Lumieres - Arcade Fire
Deja Vu - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Apres Moi - Regina Spektor
French song titles by bands who are from English-speaking countries (Canada inclusive) and not from France!
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